SULLIVAN REPUBLICAN. W. M, CHENEY, Publisher. VOL. XTI. The United States have for each 100 {miles of railway twenty locomotive*, Seventeen passenger cars and 711 freight cnrH. , Tis the production of iron ore Michigan ran KM first. Her product is nearly one-half of the total of the en tire country. Home of the richest gold and dilver mines in the world are in tli several agriculturist* for tin' pur. Itase and shipment of the ( (lowers. He is to furnish hoics j specially made to preserve the golden roil's I'rt sliiiiss during its scveu hours' ' jourucv cityward, and h<>|< . to reap a ' profit from -ales ou tin street and at the florists' stands. The \tu ni\es: "Inn »rly every cotiuiy oui •r wore fairs at ■ held «li autumn. Farm. r. and thru famili. should en 1 Itntvor to s|i n l utn "r unit days ut lh«s„ annualgutlieriUH>o There isevr i lain to lie something of mint interest l.ttd Uii.tit b> every branch of fur in I lit.'. In (run oi vegetables, if H u> IhttM "I merit Is IW d, Hi. I out lie nam an I prtc. . t« *1 it lor n. \t (• asott, Follow Ihe sum, aillt gtaitl l-r other products of lit tU Id. Talk i .nth »h. prodm .t. if powtl.l, , and oli I tain valitaMt imi.t. of binta tlmt aill aid in fuiin• laliors, l.ook ,vn th< llltpfi.ytd tl|«i ||> ol stork, nil,l oltlt IN- iiM-d lit »our 111 igliluiiliiiii,| MTII ptoilt. Ho machinery and inud' Hltlit* will lovlti tin it share oi allt n < linn Vioi vsill u ualh in t inaiiv o thu* ad I an lie > link to || , «il »h,V Jfo* .It.iuUl att> nd the tail* a illi ton t" «i In 101. an I aln lint i„. 1 11 MI HI > "I I 1.. MI M*H >. MM t , 1 i.i i t i ' WHEREVER YOU ARE. Wherever you are this time of yonr, (),.my lost love, who WHS false ns fnlr, When the ery of (he trhippoortvill falls eu your ear, And the mown hay scents the air, I know you must think of the night we stood Under tho syaoamore tree alone. While our veins ran riot with life's warm flood, Anil my heart made its passion known You must think how 1 called you my love, my own, Wherever you are, Wherever you nre on nights like this, Like sweet In your gall, or like gall in your wine, You must taste that clinging and tender kiss, That llrst mad kiss of mine. How timid you were, and how fond you were! How you tremliled and clung 'twlxt your love and fright When you heard a bird in the sycamore stir, And I gathered you close and tight.! tiod ! but it must all haunt you to-night, Wherever you are. Wherever you are, you must recall How the young moon rose as I held you there- How 1 watched a star from mldsky fall, And my wish took the form of a prayer, "Whatever you ask will come true," You said, with that smilo that ensuaroj all men ; And yet you were speaking a lie, you know Anil I never shall prav again. You must think of tho wrong you did me then, Wherever you arc, -Ella W. Wilcox, in Frank Leslie's Monthly. Ills OPPORTITiSITr. By LOUIS LANZK. JB3BBQ "ERE was ono son I u teiice that Deacon //■ Chandler hail never JIB omitted from his y A IHI prayers siucu lit; \ was converted and r hegiui to pray in tli" littlo wooden church on tho hill. Itwasthis: "Send to Thy servant, oh, Lord, some great opportunity for doing good." Strange as it may seem, his prayers had never been answered. Tho sea sons rolled around with their accus tomed regularity and brought increase to his flock and plenty to his store houses, and as yet uothing unusual had happened. Still tho worthy man prayed on until "Deacon Chandler's opportunity" had come to be almost a byword with not a few of the younger members of the congregation. And wheu he arose at each meeting, and with bowed head uttered the familiar petition, his eldest sou, Tom, awav in the back part of the room, was mim icking his father, to the intense amuse ment of a few unruly boys who were his companions, T >in ('handler was a bad boy. There was no denying that. Tom's mother was the last one to admit it, but even she was forced to own sorrowfully thai "Thomas was a little wild." Deacon Chandler m his own family laid down the strictest rules, and they w ere fear fully followed by all except the eldest. Tom was incorrigible. He chafed un der the home restraint, and his natu ral wildness found vent in various petty misdemeanors, which soon won for him n bad name in his native vil lage. In vain his mother besought him to mend his ways; in vain his father placed him under closer re straint and visited upon him more dire penalties. It was uo avail. One night Ileacon Chandler entered his home with a stem look on his face that boded no good lor whoever the culprit might be. His wife looket lup from her sew ing as he entered. "Where's Torn?" he said shortly. "I don't know,"was the reply. "Why ii anything the matter?" Before he could reply the door opened again and the subject of their conversation came in. He was a tall, well built boy of eighteen, but his youthful face was already marked with the lutes of dissipation and iu his handsome brow n eyes there was a dare devil expression that spoke volumes to one who understood it. "Well, sir'.' was ih-acoii I'handler s greeting "W« IIV came 111 iiisoleut tones from the boy, who remained standing. "You are found out ' The xteru not.s of the father rang in the mother s ear like a d«alhkuell. "Vott may as well eoiifeas.' " There Is lid need if yo»l have found me mil, replied thi boy defiantly. "Perhaps sou would like lin tot, II Are you proud that voti mi l your gam; havi 111 en ill tei'ti I stealing Nuit from Mr I>. ail N orchard, mid that itiih ~ I with you will In arrested? Can ton olfet alit ekeusi for removing the gtiti N from half a do/teit h> .IHOS LLI tow L| MI l •nuking a h..nitre of them m my orchard lot* Mr» t hull.ll. I 100 lit I hurriedly up a) 111 r aub "»>U. Tow, il uii t w>y Mat It lalil •o," she iui| I lie b..y'» ' »• Li- I l» VII right fat lit i If ton had family ant l»n*. I, 111 be. It*. lt togo 112... iH'ii.ii I ia.i .tud Ii ||lan*' 4 'l ai miiid lh. • "11,1.1 Isll Oil. 11l I tl.pl'. ,11 i Hit. i. hi lib, hi I *pt *Mi a He'III. is hand *.>4 I:,111 lib his ana >u I ain 'II.* i # «oivt pitilut in Hi ion •ail LAPORTE, PA.., FRIDAY, OCTOBER 20. 1893. "Don't go, Tom. Your father don't mean it. Ho in very angry bocatisf you make him so much trouble. AHI him to forgive you. lam wire he wil if you will oil! try to be o bettei boy." "Never!" sternly interrupted tin deacon. "He is no son of mine, nnc my house is no longer his home. Go Do you hear?" "You need not tell mo twice," re turned the boy. "Good-bye, mother. I'm going,"and before they realizec it the oldest son hud passed out o: home life forever. After that life went on about as usual at the Chandler farni. The deacon still ottered his accustomed prayer, only there was no Tom to make fun of him, for since tluil night Tom Chiindl r had not beet seen. Deacon Cha !er was still wait ing for his opportunity and still won dering, too, how a chance so earnestly desired was so long withheld. Otheri all about him were doing great thing* toward building up the kingdom, yet, search and wait as he would, ever came in his way. Ho the time went on for eight or ten years, until oue day Deacon Chandler awoke suddenly to the faet that hit wife was slowly dying. His love fot his wife was one of the things that no one doubted, and when he noticed how pale ami thin she had become he spokt to her at once in an'unusually auxioue way. "Is there anything I can do for you, wife?" ho asked. "No—l don't know as there is." "Is there anything you want?" Her eyes tilled with tears. "Shall I tell you?" she whispered. "Yes—do." Sadly and firmly she told him then the whole pitiful story. "I want my boy. I want Tom to come back to me. He was my first born, and 1 cannot forget how I loved him when lie was a baby in my arms. Yes, and when he grew to be a boy I loved liim still, and my love could have saved liim. Hut you—you were so hard and cold with him. Conscious of your own virtue, you could not pity his inlirmity and bear with him, as 1 would have clone. No, hear me out," as lie would have spoken. "You have always prayed—prayed to the Lord for some opportunity to do some great good, and when it was here, in your own son, you neglected it. You might have been more gentle; you might have led him out of his evil ways, but you would not, and all these years my heart has been aching for a sight of my son —my eldest born." The words came sharp and fast now and ended in u smothered sob. The deacon was surprised. Never before had his wife questioned his wis dom or censured him for what he did. Hut the mother love so strong in her had welled up and tilled her heart to overflowing, and she must be heard. Her words had their effect, too, for Deacon Chandler saw, as he had never seen before this, his mistake and the hypocrisy of the fervent prayer he had so often breathed out to His Heavenly Father when he was an unmerciful— nay, even cruel parent. How he hail prayed for an opportunity of doing good, and when it came let it pass— nay, threw it away willfully. Ho was a man of few words, and those ha spoke now carried healing baliu to the heart of the woman who had so loved her wayward boy. "I have been wrong', wife. Can you forgive me?" "Oh, freely !" she answered him. lie read in her wistful eyes the un spoken wish and answered it. "I will find our boy and bratg him home," lie said. "Aud no matter how sinful he is or how he has fallen you will bring him home to his mother?" "I will." Aud she was satisfied. To those who wish to loaru all things are plain, and IVaconChandler traced his son, by constant ■ tfort, to a small \\ iMi rn city. ''l the faet that he was there he became convinced, but could learu nothing more. A week found hi in standing in a railway station of the city of C,, inquiring of the by standers if they kin w Thomas Chan dler. "Know Thorns- Chandler? Waal, I reckon I do," drawled one loafer who was warming himself in the sun. "Can you tell me where I can Hud hiiu? asked the deacon. "Waal, 1 kinder reckon about this tune i r day he's ter be found over to the Hetiter House." llaviug learned where the Helitcr House was, I'eacou Chandler walked shift l> up the utaiu Street of the well ki pt western city. How shout I In tin I l'olu ' lie inferred, frmu tin maimer of the man with whom lie had }U»t talked, that his MUI ME still the w lid v.iiiiiu man In- find turned trout h" in on In. my wear year* a *i> Hut It II I ii-■ t Matter. flu had promised the Htotlti rand tin n was not In re his n|iportiluit,C ll' wmild -I. that 111 , i.i.pid it now aud wniild save his soli at any cost. His Midii iti .il HI re cut thort bj the gilded MKIi direct Iv IU In.lll ol his I >es IT ltd In IW 111 UiV'l let lei» Men- I I Hull e 11. Mil almost ie hum. d til •i A tins tfi-iitlemeuly fellow abuiil his i rriiiy will, but lie did. "I MUI a straw,, r h r», SIR," lie' la '•I, "Call 101l tell 111. win I. I can till I Thorns. I Intii If. I "V« »ir SII.WI i. d tin brisk clerk I til II he tune I to a I III i who s|..u | Ileal an I It, 'liu u ,.| lind Mr I 11. !...> sped sw... on hi. I M ill I and hi A. ..II L Ii O. 11. r wall. I lli von' call* I, "I'.ltui, an I hi I a. lupan I »«.. In. ««ii Hut aln t. »«« Ihu sin*ill. di <«lp tied man h 1 had ikniMlit to si ■ ' lhn »u• a Hill IIM l,il m t |», lii I Ilist i i I tie Imiiiy i>aft iff It mnu away ton privato parlor and closed the door. "Don't yon know mo, father? I would know yon any where." "Yes—but it's so strange," gasped the old man. Tom laughed good naturedly. "Oh, yon mean that I am not what you expected to find? Well, hardly, judging from early indications; but, father—l must say it"—and the man's eyes grew moist—"all that I am I owe to mother." "God bless her, Tom," heartily re sponded his father. Thou after a pause, "Can you forgive me, my son, for my harshness?" ' 'There is no more for me to for givo than you," returned his son. "I have lived all these years to lea. n, and I think 1 may safely say nov, that I am an honest man. This house is mine - and, God willing, 1 mean in the fnturo to be an honor and not a disgrace to the old home." Ho, alter all, Deacon Chandler's' opportunity was a wasted one, for now there was no need of any effort on his part in his. son's case. The opportun ity had come to hint in his son's youth and he had neglected it. As it happened, everything had turned out right, but the chances for that had been so few and for another and more painful one so many that he could only thank God that he had taken into his own hands tho most successful working out of Deacon ("handler's opportunity.—New York Mercury. What Every Mail is Worth. An interesting exhibit at the Na tional Museum shows the physical in gredients which goto make up the average man, weighing 154 pounds, says the American Analyist. A largo glass jar holds the ninety-six pounds of water which his body contains. In other receptacles are three pounds of white of egg, a little less than ten pounds of pure glue—without which it would be impossible to keep body and soul together—434 pounds of fat, Hj pounds of phosphate of lime, one pound of carbonate of lime, three ounces of sugar and starch, seven ounces of tlouridc of calcium, six ounces of phosphate of magnesia and a little ordinary table stilt. Divided up into his primary chemical elements the same man is found to contain ninety-seven pounds of oxygen— enough to take up, under ordinary at mospheric pressure, the space of a room ten feet long, ten feet wide and ten feet high. His body also holds lifteen pounds of hydrogen, which,un der the hsinu conditions, would occupy somewhat more than two such rooms as that described, To these must bo added three pounds and thirteen ounces of nitrogen. The carbon in the corpus of the individual referred to is represented by a foot cube of coal. It ought to be a diamond of the same size, because the stone is pure carbon, but the National Museum lias not such a one in its possession. A row <>f bottles contain the other ele ments going to make up the man. These are four ounces of chlorine, ilj ounces of flourine, eight ounces of phosphorus, ounces of brimstone, -J ounces of sodium, 2} ounces of po tassium, 1-1(1 of an ounce of iron, two ounces of magnesium and three pounds and thirteen ounces of calcium. Cal cium, at present market rates, is worth S3OO ail ounoe, so that the amount of it contained i'i one human body has a money value of #IB,BOO. Few of our follow citizens realize that they are worth so much intrinsically, A Chi|i ot Ilic (Htl Hlock. A Trinity professor and his young son were dressing together one morn ing not long ago when the father thought lie saw a chance to inculcate into his sou a few good ideas. He looked out of the window and saw tin small boy who lived next door to them working hard in t)i<■ garden, and this was his opportunity. "Henry," lie said, "look at Walter Joues working out there in the garden. lie's been ii)i since 5 o'clock this uiorniiiKi milked tlif cov and brought the milk over here. Now, there's a boy for you," i Tho boy tnuscd for a i.unute or two, then looked up at In* father and said: "l'upa, do you see Mr. Joues over there? lie's been lip since 5 o'clock w irking hard lit the garden, plautinu corn and peas. Now, there's a man for you." Ami the professor at* h<> tills the story says there was just s twinkle in his sous eve.- Hartford I t Ihtlllt Some It lIV tic III"., I It* Stiltai) of 1 iii'Uev lets an emer ald hi t tij carats set in the handle of tt •la 'r. lb has the licit. .1 collection '>t and nv.ilia in the world. l'lii-re is a twin crystal of eu*< raid in St I'i turshurK aeveu incite-, long, fom In-'i t I aud weighing four ami one hall pounds. I'lte diadem of the Itusaian Kmpres* tun* contain ■ 'J.Yttt large diamonds and a ruby tabled at •4b» i.tioti lit* cutting of tie Kohiiioor oven pled thirty eight da.vs with alt am (.-'Met «ud eoit 1•!,«» 11, |'ht lUgeiit rt t|tllred two >. tl aud coal Vll. r the llr.t discoiert ol th lira / ill in ill tlin.lt I milieu, H ill Otiueis til battiolt.il> Wile sltlpp I |u I'oitu.al 111 on t' ti, sn l tie prim fell t-i 4-i u csrsl. Mini 11 il.lll U • ijm itu It in w inn, Ml N I Ift 111 till eli til kit pet of tin I' a I 111 . Ii HI. 11l 111. Ilm U. building, on H.. nI It ll on! t|,«t, lias I uuilt'di.) a luck i I halt that lta> IIt it»u to »■ ii ral Hint the leitMlh II 4 . Hi- USttl l l II- li lie h> ad ll w.t# ■ull .Ii It a lit. ill Uu >i4i s i, and as. th- u oiil t about I lm lit . lons Htiiinf tin ii it i-1 • sftivn i i I oil! V and I* Una ot- | a loot |t||t( Ii < >i >U<* N i Journal THE TOOTHSOME IWANO. A FINNY MORSEL THAT TICKLES THE CALIITORNIAN'S PALATE. It Came Originally From .Japan, Hut in Caught \<>>v On tlie Paclflc Coast Three »\Vays of Cooking It. WHAT are pompano, any way? To begin with, pompani in (California are like tlie snakes in Ireland. There are no pom pano. The real pompano, the genu* ine, simon-pure artiele, only swims in the warm witters of the Gulf of Mexico. 'Pin- delii«ons little tinny morsel that is sold in San Francisco fish markets under that name is really the stroma teus simillimus, or "butter fish," hut lie is a thousand times more appetizing than the real article, and whether you call him pompano, butter fish, stronia teus simillimus or similia simililms curantnr, he's the litiest little fish that ever sizzled over a lire of hot coals or followed the soup on a menu card. Originally the pompano, as we call liini to save trouble, came from the Japanese coast. A little school of them strayed too far from shore and got caught in the great Japan current, the gult streani'of the Pao .ic, and event ually brought tip in Monterey Bay. How long ago this took place no one knows, but it was not until 1870, or thereabouts, that the fishermen began to find stray pompano in their nets. Only a very few at tirst, but California seems to have suited the Japanese strangers, and the number lias been steadily increasing from year to year, and now they are only forty cents a pound. When the Monterey fishermen began to catch them tirst each man caught so few it hardly paid to sell them. Ho a sort of co-operative scheme was adopt ed. All the pompano caught on Mon day, no matter by whom, became the property of Giuseppe, to have, to hold and dispose of at the highest market rates. Tuesday's catch went to Felip. The pompano "corner" 011 Wednesday became the property of Luigi. Thurs day Antone had his innings, and so on, each fisherman in time being entitled to the entire catch of all the fish. This system solved a double purpose. Each fisherman, when his day came, had enough pompano to insure a good pro fit on the sale and it kept prices at one figure, as it did away with competition. All that is past now. Every one catches enough fish to market ft>r him self. and iHimpano can he had for 37J cents a pound. Although the pompano supply still comes from Monterey and Santa Cruz, the toothsome little fish is caught at ot .it r points, but these are either too remote or the supply not sufficient to make it pin to market them. From Santa Barbara and Santa Monica the good news cpmes that down there, too, the price of pompano is steadily fall ing and the supply is increasing. At Suit.i Monica the new whaif that the railroad has thrust a half mile or more out to (tea seems to have pene trated into the "stamping ground" of the pompfluo. Tliey swarm around the end of the wharf, and the Santa Monica summer girl abandoned every thing. even flirting, for the fascinating sport of pompano fishing. They bite readily, ami there ,is not only the fun of catching them, but the subsequent ami greater joy of eating them after "ward. I'ompajin, should be cooked in three ways broiled, in the pan or en papil lute. Done the first way they ..re de licious. After the second fashion they are bettei still. I Jut en papillote— well, words fail to convey any adequate idea of the epicurean joy ot eating pompano en papillote. The latter method of preparing the fish is sim plieitv itself rhe pompano should b" placed in tlit pan and cooked as usual until they lack but a few brief moments of being done. Then remove them from the pan ami wrap them ipiickh in white paper thoroughly butt red, each tlsh in a separate sheet, place on the lire for a moment more, and then well, if any one doesn't know what to do then, uotlflsh ball* would be too rich b>r htm San Fran cisco Kxauiiner. l'r>M'c»s ot Mu'niiiir l'o>lngc Ht.iiu|i ei» iii a steam fanning machine, and then the Maiups are sub lect. d to a (li. si.uri 111 JIMSi tons ill s I|>,|| tllllc pi. - ■ S. \| till xlleetH ar. ill ll.> thai each '.lie contain*. lIHI -tHiip*. liter which lite pup. i' between till limp™ Is perforated, ailil after In II ptUHSfd tie -In .I- 1.1. tiled IMil). It II lu r ;li nlallip In llljlll'i d lllt» »I. 'li »h» i I is burned St I'aul I'll.lll > r I'rvM. \ Ni h Mill » ill tii iil'ifi' M .l>llill|f|.|||, line i» i. iii » *to(\ ot lie Kallit »ol III" Co mil w».hiu.».it h< 1.1 K«r >l. 11. r was a man f*iii« MIIU, I ur«| call knudoiu, ah r lit it el work. .! in th. iml t:i .hi it I- Hut . oii»m« to SHU r , let. he It'll III* Wilt la lllltll Himti ! >1 I', in 111 |'l . "I. In , .11.'I \v ...h ■ i uoliei'il lb. aitkiniiii iv. and ii iin |• t i )>• '.iii, . t I i>..i! ; •I. . lai' lhi i|||t nil,'it til chipping 1., liu .Id i'ii ia||i| nhi n alii „h, iil.l I out. up «u I h.t » i it....1 i » till pn» 'l 1.1 i li.nllS lot«lM| .l In oil. j of i.i. mm of ilt »| >n l< nt I'ttiia.fii ! ( his It.m* Terms— Bl.oo in Advance ; 51.25 after Three Months. SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTRIAL. There nre olectris railways in New Zealand. A Paris medical journal declares jaundice is, or can l>o, cured by eating nothing but lettuce and lemons. Doctor E. M. Hale, the climotolo gist, states that disease is most common in New Jersey, and least frequent in Virginia. Experiments made at a cancer hos pital in New York have convinced the physicians that the "virus of erysipelas injected into cancerous tumors causes them to disappear. In tho museum at Cambridge. Eng land, is the skeleton and stuffed skin of an adult hybrid between a lion and a tigress. This, with several distinct litters by different parents, was born in the same menagerie. It appears that the camel does a good deal of harm in Ej ypt, by eating tho trees as they are growing up. Already the massive Cairo camel is a type distinct from other camels, sur passing all in its cumbrous, massive proportions. Some investigations carried out liy Doctor Alexander A. Houston, of Ed inburgh, respecting the number of bacteria in the soil at different depths from the surface goto prove that the micro-organisms become less and less abundant as tho depth from the sur face increases. Extensive draught will cause the snail to close its doors, to prevent the evaporation of its bodily moisture and dry i\». These little animals are pos sessed of astonishing vitality, regain ing activity after having been frozen fti solid blocks of ice, and enduring a degree of heat for weeks which daily crisps vegetntion. The common purslane, which grows anywhere as a weed, produces raorf seeds than any other plant. One seeii pod, by actual count, has 3000 seeds, and as a plant will sometimes have twenty pods, the seeds from a single year's growth may, therefore, numbei 60,000. There is no instance of simi lar fruitfulness in any other plant growing in this country. The Bible fixes the creation of life in successive periods, the creation ol tho higher order of animals in the last period, and immediately before the appearance of man. According tc Moses, the order in which living thing? appeared was. Plants, fishes, fowl, land animals and man. Science, from a study of fossils in the rock fonnda tions, has independently arrived al the same conclusions.- Telephonemeter is the now worn naming an instrument to register tho time of each conversation at the tele phone from the time of ringing up the exchange to the ringing-off signal. Such a system would reduce rentals of telephones to a scale according to tho jervice, instead of a fixed charge to a business tirm or occasional user alike. I'he instrument lias been constructed it the invitation of the German tele phone department and is to control the duration of telephone conversa tions and to total tho time. Space for a fort on a hill near Lon don is being cleared of tree stump.< by in electric root grubber or stump puller. The dynamo for supplyiug the current is about two miles from the hill. The current is taken by over head wires on telegraph poles to the motor on the grubber carriage. By means of belting and suitable gearing the motor drives a capstan upon which ' are coiled a few turns of wire rope. A heavy chain is att n-h—i to the tree roots, and as the ropo exerts its force the roots eouiu up ipiietly on J after the other. The OMe »aiil to b< one in tub I'awdor Ciullcof an "tiuiiiciiiiirt.il •ge." the ocdar-i of l.ebau ut may ului b.' ftttlillolicd, an I tin re are, according to I'call Stanley. Still I l .'llt Oi the •liti-Hof tli tle-i u mi- xtaudinu, "winii, liar led trunks mi I scanty fob.mi will , 1«uy» lie re ir>U»l as tli iuo»l a ' •! iii. of tie Miercd ni< mortals in or a mil It rm-ali in. Notes and t t >H«-rn » 111 > itt-l'U *lrt-kl. Juneau la tin i,> ill ii'.rth rly lip pin , |iis'r on til - r. Millar \lu*k i iv i MUiiM ronti, an I a lull ii Until Mil ■'ii'Utlv near lite po|t< |o ui> • t 111 Mint uliihl "Itn lin t. I' line *1 till" MI- lit I lh' I. hi I.i i. .. | |. .it..l |ig||| Wi».»| im« lli » li»l. * iui li I ki|u« '»i.i it- » .1 ib t.li> I , 1.1t., IV. tl lit ~1 < t, I II tit* I • mi . i u | i.,. »"»i Ii I i | 111 I 1 !| i I . . i «|i'iiti ,i ul .«( I I . : i nit, 1-1, K hi fci4|*n > lint. »*1 ttiti ' Jlt limits .i if it Hull I, Itll t III' «>'<* l» » >|| i* it it nni«. \ %at t », i a ,i. ni. t , .i U4JU 111 NO. 2- TWO MEN. One was a king, and a wide domain He ruled ns his sires had dona A wooden hovel, a bed of pain, Belonged to the other one. The king was ill and tho world was sad -• But themonareh languished, the monarch died , The beggar was sielc unto death, but ho had No one to watch at his low bedside. Then under the minster the king was laid, While o'er him the marbles were piled : But a shallow grave in the fields was made, By careless hands, for Poverty's child. But now there are those who profoundly de clare, If you opened the tomb and the grave, You oouhl not distinguish, whatever you! care, Tho dust of the king and the slave. —Charles Noble Gregory. IIUMOR OF THE DAY. A good nll-nrouud man—Tlic man in the moon. Penury is very often the unexpected wages of tbepen.—Puck. Prosperous barbers are even slinving checks now.—Pittsburg Dispatch. For a spin on the road the proper thing, of course, is » "top" buggy.— Boston Courier. A man who is iu society and wants to keej) iu must be continually going out.—Statesman. Money may be tight, but there's 110 reason for its getting paralyzed.— Philadelphia Times. All men arc born equal—but some are born more equal to the emergency. —World's Fair Puck. The fellow who doesn't think nt all usually sets up for a freo thinker.— Cleveland Plain Dealer. Silence is golden, but you have never realized how golden until you have to buy it.—Atchison Globe. While vacation always begins with a V it always ends with a scarcity of them.—Baltimore American. Some of these banks aro carrying the early closing movement altogether too far.—Baltimore American. This is the season of the year in which you can get what you do not want real cheap.—Texas Sittings. When a parliamentary division ends in a free tight both the oyes and nose are apt to have it.—Lowell Courier. If you want to make sure your ad vice will be taken have it engraved on your umbrella handle. —Troy Press. Tf it could only be put up in bottles "general humidity" would make a fair brand of glue.—Philadelphia Record. Experience is a teacher rare And one whom none may snub ; Sometimes she works with manners fair, But mostly takes a club. —Detroit Free Press. The alligator grows as long as he lives. And he sometimes lives as long as ton or twelve feet.-—Chicago Dis patch. "A well-earned rest," said Fogg when ho was given the particulars of Stixby's cremation.—-Boston Tran script. Johnnie—"Papa, are despots hap py?" Pappa—"l don't know. Ask the hired girl."— Kate Field's Wash ington. Of course the report of the serious illness of Oueeu Victoria is not true. Her health Is pledged too frequently. —Boston Herald. Proctor—"Well, it's only a step from the sublime to tho ridiculous." Lenox—"Ah, if it were only a step back again."—-Vogue. The Eton jacket is one of the most absurd-looking things in tin- world before a pretty girl puts it on.—Shoo and Leather Reporter. The Baltimore police were paid iu »ilvt-r dollars last week. Ami yet silver dollars for coppers is not a good ex change. Boston (llobe. Landlady—-"Let me help you t .tie Saratoga chips." Mrs. New hoard* r "No; I'll try the toothpicks. They seem to be of softer wood, 1 think." The Klizwbethau rut! will be in vogue in the fall and the fellow <>h>> attempts tii kiss a fashionable ■;ir 1 will "get it in th>' neck."—Philadelphia lteeord. -Vila—"Why does I'litru speak of Ucorgo as 'her intended?' Art they engu .'e IV ' Alice -"No; but In tu tends they shall lie." Brooklyn Life, I dreamt 1 dwelt iu marble halls, I felt at en<*, will) life c.»ut«i»t. Till laii'y brought the lan I lord's niHi , II I e.mie, ttln,. 1,1 ;..l tbe rent. ItuiTalo C'oiirlir. Bridget "There's a liiau at tin gate With pigs' feet. IlltllU." Mlstres Mracious, Bridget, wad him around to the dime luilseiliu N< w V rk Hecorder. Beloved "I'ap.i -tv. lie s., s 110 fi'iuuii why we sin 111 Id nt In married 101 r mi Uti< >ll\ ' I'll >• h. wa 11 1 pinch I in tint last deal aft 1' all it. troll 111 till lie. "If tie-re i» miiv more of tin-. o.cti- Utori conviviality, ' ml the little Hu»lou girl at liti- children's pally, Hitch »li.. k. I."I hill withdraw t'bua/v. Tribune la ly 1 tier w ml* t» know it we Utfllov# in cure* by "lavMm on h»ud»." \\ in. 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