SULLIVAN JIS& REPUBLICAN. W, 11. CHENEY. Publisher. VOL. XI. Trade journals are noting the fact that the price of wool is the lowest in its history. The "trusty" prisoner in a peni tentiary belongs, in tho opinion of tho Washington Star, to the same general closs as the gun that nobody knew was loaded. There is one place where a womati get's a man's pay for doing a man's work. It is the Township of Marsh field, Maine, and any woman who wishes to work out her road tax can do so and have her day's work count for as much as a man's. As an instance of the wonderful growth of the English language, it may be noted, observes the Detroit Freo Press, that, whereas Noah Web ster could not find 80,000 words to put in his compilation, the recent Century Dictionary comprises more than 200,- 000. At the beginning of this year there* were 1168 submarine cables in exist ence, of which 880 belonged to different dominions, and 288 to private com panies. Tho former possessed a length of 16,<>52 miles and the latter had a length of 144,743 miles, thus the total length was 161,395 miles. Tho Terra Haute (Ind.) Gazette ex« claims: ' 'Take all the noted cathedrals and public buildings and monuments and colossal statuary of the ancient and modern world and group them in tho Elysian fields and one might see tho equal in beauty and radiant splendor of the magical White City as viewed from the top of the Manu factures and Eiberal Arts Building. But until that is done the White City will stand alone a peerless gem in the diadem of the centuries." The annual loss of human lifo by lightning shock is very great through out tho world. In European Russia, from 1885 to 1802, no less than 2270 persons were killed in this way. In Austria during the same time the electric fluid killed 1700 persons. Ton thousand persons are reported as hav ing been struck by lightning during tho past twenty-nine years, with 2252 deaths, in France, while in the United States 202 deaths from lightning were recorded in 1892. The effects of light ning stroke are usually shock and coma and partial or complete loss of sight or hearing. The tissues are often burned superficially or deeply. Vice-Admiral Colomb, of the British Navy, who is regarded as one of th e leading naval authorities of the world, has expressed an opinion regardimg the most available types of war ships, particularly for the United States. He says that we should build battle ships, armored cruisers and torpedo boats, because they will bo what we shall need in case of any war wo are likely to have. He says that if he had control of the Navy Department of the United States he would look at the Nations with whom this country might goto war, and would then provide enough battle ships to be superior to the battle ships of any one of these possible enemies, aud continually keep up this superiority. Ho would also build fast cruisers, many of which should armored—vessels like the New York for example—and then, in addition, fast torpedo boats as a means of coast defense. Tho President of a lifo insurance, company has recently made public somo interesting facts concerning sui cide. It 6aid that in 1877, of the peo ple whose lives were insured, 1.28 per cent, died by their own hands. Since then the life insurance companieshave practically discontinued the policy of refusing to pay in case of suicide, and the result is that the ratio of suicides tot lie insured population has increased alarmingly. Tho President whose statements we have quoted says:"lt is passing strange that men will delib erately contrive the means of their own destruction in order to got the best of a life insurance company and leave money to those who come after them. Perhaps there is nothing very strange in it, comments the Atlanta Constitution. In this country there are plenty of men who arc afraid of nothing in this world or in the next. The only good thing about them is the natural affection they feel for their families. They belong to the utterly hopeless and desperate class. Tliey see no chance of providing for the im mediate wants of their loved ones un less they insure their lives and step out of the world. Free-thinking in religion and our social conditions are largely responsible for this state of affairs. The life insurance companies will have to change their regulations when they find that a very largo per centage of their customers do not con sider life worth living. More children are born in Greeco and in Spain, in proportion to popu lation, than in any other Caucasiau Nations. From recent revelations made after the disaster to H. M. S. Victoria, it would Beem to the Chicago Record that the British navy is considerably more powerful in picture books than on tho briny sea. New Zealand's Labor Deportment lias begun to publish the Journal of Commerce and Labor, a monthly jour nal tp contain official reports on the state of the labor markets throughout the colony and Australasia in general. It will be distributed free to public bodies, trades unions, and all applicants. The mistletoe will be more difficult to find next winter. It comes olmost exclusively from the orchards of Nor mandy, where it flourished on tho apple tree. The French Government has decided that all the mistletoe must be cut off the trees at once, on the ground that it sucks the sap and im poverishes them. The death of A. J. Drexel, of Drexel, Morgan A- Company, in no way affects the business of that great corporation, but it removes a millionaire who ranked with George W. Childs as a public benefactor. The two men were like brothers, and thero was a gener ous rivalry between them to see which could do the most good with his money. Sunday labor is prohibited in Europe, ex3ept in France aud the Netherlands, where the workmen are given time for devotional exercises. Night work is prohibited for women under twenty-one years of age in Austria, Belgium, France, Germany, Great Britain, Netherlands and Switzerland, except in cases where factories run continuously all hours. The hours of labor are eleven daily, ex cept in Great Britain, where ten hours only aro allowed. In unhealthy occu pations a doctor's certificate is re quired in all countries for both women and children. Judge Mobley, of Greene County, Alabama, received an appointment tho other day in one of the Washington departments, and he journeyed to the capital to qualify. But after looking over the ground, avers the New Or leans Picayune, the judgo returned home, declining the appointment in a letter to his indorser, Congressman Bankhead, in which he said: "I give you the following reasons: (1) I havo lived to be more than forty years old and have never been bossed by any body, and can't begin that now. (2) I am making more than S2OOO at homo and like to live there. (3) I have been elected President of the Greene County Fishing Club, and it is time to assume the duties of my office." This has not been a good year for railroad building and the reasons are apparent. During tho six months ended July Ist only 1014 miles of rail road were built in the United States, less than we have built during any six months since the war. The new mile age is distributed as follows: State. Llues. Mites. State. Lines. Miles Alabama .1 12. Missouri 4 90.1 Arkansas...B 16. Nebraska 1 22. Arizona. ..1 42. N. Hatnp 11. California..3 3C.25 New York .1 35.15 Colorado. ..1 6. N. Carolina 0 40.7 Florida..... 5 50.5 N. Dakota .1 50. Idaho 1 3. Ohio 4 52.7 Indiana 3 0.6 Oregon 2 11.5 Illinois 4 37. Ponn. . ..10 181.84 Kansas 1 6.3 It. Island 1 6. Kentucky .4 37. Tennessee.. .1 7. Louisiana.. .2 4.25 Texas 5 125.82 Maine 1 5. Washington 5 29.5 Massach'ts.,l 1. W. Virginia .7 59.75 Minnesota..3 22. Wyoming .. 1 4. It will be observed, says the Atlanta Journal, from which the above table is taken, that not a mile of new railroad has been built in Georgia this year, though Georgia year before last led all the States of the Union iu railroad construction. The fact that Georgia does not appear in the list printed above is not to be regretted. There has been no recent need for new rail roads in this State, and money has been so tight that none of it has been found ready togo into experimental enter prises of this sort. A similar state of affairs in the other States is the ex planation of the small new railway mileage. Railroad building line, boen overdone in many States, and it will be a long time before some of the lines that have been built in Georgia during the last five or six years will pay. The general falling off in rail road construction is a healthful sign. In the first six months of last year there were built in the United States 1367 miles of railway and the con struction for the year was 4200 miles. The same ratio of increase for the last six months of the year would give ijs about 3000 miles of new railroad fir 1893, LAPORTE, PA., FRIDAY, AUGUST 25, 1893. THE GOLDEN DOORWAY. Restless man hag traveled for, Peace and home delight him not; O'er strange ways his journeys are, Snows and suns affright him not. Ho tho camel! Ho the sledgo! Ho the bateau 'mid the sedge! And the surly jog of tho Esquimau dog along the glacier's edge! So ho voyages up and down Bliding seas and deserts rude, i And takes the wind on bis forehead brown In all degrees of latitude. Ho to the sources of tho Nile! Ho to somo unknown Arctic islo Whore tho grim ice pack shall lie at his back for many a frozen mile! Distance doth ho laugh to scorn And the perils of the waste, And the storms beneath tho horn ; Death itself ho hath outfaced. Ho the simoom! Ho tho shock When on reefs tall vessels knock! Aud the poisoned sponr and the serpent near and the avalanche from the rock! He belts tho continents with steel, Ho pierces mountains through and through, On countless tracks tho grinding wheel Hurries him, thrusts him out of view. . Ho the piston driving fast! Ho the race against the blast! And tho ceaseless flight In dark aud light that girdles tho earth at last! Seo where shows tho magic goal Of all journeyings that are, Bright like the noiseless gates that roll Black for Phoebus's golden ear. Ho the traveler, patient, bold ! Ho tho doorway of erustod gold, And tho wonders thoreln by whloli meu win a now world from the old! Still man rides on sea and shore, Pressing forward, turning never. Tells us now this golden door His sharp unrest and long endeavor. Ho the oar aud rushing keel! Ho the saddle ! Ho the wheel! And the lord of tho rail, that doth not ail in Ills tireless framo of steel. —Chicago Becord. THE DAUGHTER'S MISTAKE BY HELEN FORREST GRAVES. put away tho /.A| J things, do; I'm QJgt '•",4 11 tired to death!" { | Theodora Evelyn tossed her faded ball-bouquet on one side, and her white cashmere opera cloak on the other, while she herself sank with an air of utter weariness upon a sofa drawn in front of the fire. She WHS a tall, brilliant-complex ioned blonde, with big bluo eyes like a doll's, golden hair, and a lovely red mouth that put you in mind of a clus ter of dead-ripe' scarlet cherries, and her dress was of white mist-liko tulle, looped up by bouquets of bluo forget me-nots, and floating blue ribbon. Mrs. Evelyn stood patiently by, pick ing up the flowers, folding tho opera cloak with the showy silk lining on the outside, and stirring tho tire that it might blaze up with a more cheery luster. "Will you have a cup of tea, love, before you goto bed?" she asked, wistfully. "No, I won't!" answered tho young lady, undutifully. "Thank goodness I'm not such a bundle of whims as you are, mamma. Why don't you take out my hair-pinß, instead of standing star ing there?" "I didn't know you were ready, dear," said the mother, advancing with nervous haste. "There!" ejaculated Theodora, tart ly; "you've torn my dresß-trail with your clumsy feet. I've a great mind not to let you come near me." "I'm very sorry, darling," apolo gized tho meek matron, turning red and pale as she began to tako down the luxuriant masses of Theodora's golden hair. "What good does it do to be sorry?" snapped the girl. "It's what you al ways say. Do make haste; didn't I tell you I was tired ?" "Did you have a pleasant evening, Theo?" ventured her mother, after a few minutes of silence, during which tho beauty yawned several times. "Pleasant enough," was the un gracious response. "Was Mr. St. Emil there?" "Yes," said Theo, roused into some thing like animation at the mention of that name; "and that piece of pink and-wliite wax, his lady-mamma. Oh, how anxious ho was that I should make a fovorable impression on the old woman !" "And you?" "Ob, I played sweet simplicity to perfection—said 'Yes, ma'am' and 'No, ma'am!' " and Theodora laughed boisterously at the recollection. "How delighted St. Emil was!" "Then he is really interested?" "Interested? Of course he is. Mark my words, mamma, I shall be Mrs. St. Emil yet." Mrs. Evelyn's eyes sparkled at the alluring prospect. "Only," went on Theodora, languid ly, surveying her pretty face in a cheval glass, "the idea of such a mother-in-law almost daunts me. He thinks so much of due reverence being paid her, and I, for one, can't fall down and worship any old woman alive. But it's just as well, I suppose, to keep up the illusion until after we're married." "Oh, certainly, certainly," said the discreet mother, eagerly. "How St. Emil would stare if he heard me hauling you over the coals sometimes," cried Theodora, with a laugh. "He thinks one's mother is next door to one's guardian angel, the fool!" "Theo, don't talk so," said Mrs. Evelyn, a contraction as if of puiu passing over her pale, worn face. "I'm sure I've heard you call papa a fool." "No, Theo, you haven't." "Then tho moro goose you," said Theo, yawning fearfully. "Do make haste. Aren't you most through?" "Just through now, darling." And Theodora Eveleyn, dismissing her mother just as she might havo dis missed any hired and pensioned slave, lay down to her prayerless pillow to dream of wedding rings and a bridul altar wreathed with white blossoms. For she was quite sure of Grant St. Emil now. "Mamma," called Theo, tho next morning, and Mrs. Evelyn meekly obeyed tho summons, coming from the back room, where she was busily en gaged in ripping upart the breadths of a rose-colored dress belonging to Theo, which that young lady had taken a fancy to have altered. "Mamma, here arc two tickets to tho private mas querade at Mrs. Almy's, with Mr. St. Emil's compliments—one for you and one for me. How ridiculous! The idea of you at a masquerade !" Mrs. Evelyn's face had lighted up. "I should really like togo for once, Theo," she said, hesitatingly. "I have never had an opportunity of see ing you in society, darling, and —" "Oh, bother!" interrupted Theo, "as if that made any difference. But Grant thinks a shouldn't attend a masquerade, of all places in tho world, without her mother's ehup eronage, and I suppose I must humor him. What shall I personate, mam ma? I should like togo as Diana with lier bow and arrows, if you can squeeze enough money out of papa for a decent costume." "I will seo what papa can sparo you, love." "He's awfully stingy of late," ob served Theo, with a shrug, "You shouldn't speak so of your papa, Theo," remonstrated Mrs. Eve lyn. "Business is very dull just now, and our expenses are heavy." "That's the very reason you shouldn't bo tagging after me to ull tho masquerades in town," grumbled Theo. "But I suppose wo can't very well slip aside of it. Any old black dress and a satin domino mask will do for you." ♦ "Yes," assented Mrs. Evelyn, who had learned through the long tutelage of dire experience to think very little of her own wants and requirements; "unything will do for me." "It's such a bore, your going nt all," muttered Theodore, with an un gracious toss of her beautiful blonde head. "I'll teach St. Emil a thing or two when I hav him safe under my wing." Miss Evelyn's costumo as that of Diana, for tho private masquerade ball, was a decided success. Her sil ver-green tunic, trimmed with gold fringe, the fillet that bound her lovely yellow hair and tho Grecian draperies that revealed even while they hid the contour of her perfect arms, made her look even more beautiful than her or dinary self, and Mrs. Evelyn gazod with prido upon the transformation which had been for the most part wrought over by skillful and industrious fingers. For poor, harassed Mr. Eve lyn had absolutely declined to "shell out," as his daughter gracefully ex pressed it. "It's out of tho question, Mary— utterly and entirely out of tho ques tion," he had answered when she had applied to him for "a little money." "I have to 6teer carefully to avoid sheer bankruptcy, and I cannot sparo a single cent from my business just now!" So Mrs. Evelyn, having sold a pair of opal ear-rings, her husband's gift in their courting days, to buy the costly material, had herself sat up night after night, and day after day, to make the dress which Theodora loudly declared she must have to ap pear as the impersonation of Diana the Huntress! And she reaped a mother's sweet, unselfish reward when she saw how surpassingly lovely Theodora looked in the exquisite Greek dress! Mr. St. Emil had selected "Hamlet" as his character, and very handsome he was in the plumed cap and velvet doublet of the young Prince of Den mark, but Mrs. St. Emil preferred no more attractive costume than a plain black silk domino wrapper and mask. "I am past my acting days," she said, with a sweet, pleasant laugh when Theo smilingly demanded why she, too, was not in character, "and I shall derivo my greatest pleasure to night from watching others!" "Darling mamma!" cried Theo, turning with ostentatious tenderness toward her mother, "you see you are in the fashion after all! I tried my best, Mrs. St. Emil, to induco this mother of mine to don a character dress, but slio would not consent. Oh, Mrs. St. Emil, is it time for the waltz already ? Mamma, if you're quite sure it wouldn't tire you too much to hold my bouquet!" And Theodora floated away on Grant St. Emil's arm. Once, during an interval in the dancing, Grant came to his mother's side. "Does she not look beautiful to night?" "Who? Miss Evelyn?" "Of course. Whom else could 1 possibly mean?" "Yes, she is beautiful; and you, Grant," Mrs. St. Emil added, with a half smile, "you are falling deeper and deeper in love with her. All tho arrows in her quiver are piercing your heart through aud through, my dear boy." "Mother, you don't like her." "I shall try to do so for your sake, Grant," said the lady, sighing softly. "You still persist in thinking that she is not amiable. lam sure she is." "I like her manner toward her mother, Grant," said Mrs. St. Emil; "it is very affectionate and devoted, j .Now go —they are waiting for you to j tftkc your place in the second set of the luncers." And as he hastened away she thought almost sadly to herself: "1 must learn to love her, for Grant's heart is set upon her, and he is too good a son to marry without my cordial consent." "Mamma," whispered Theo, toward tho close of the evening, "you'll have to come upstairs and help mo take off my tunic. The St. Emils have gone, and there's no fun in stoying any longer. Hurry up!" Mrs. Evelyn nodded obedience, but sho could not explain to Theodora that sho would probably be detained u few minutes longer by tho talk of gossiping friends who sat beside her. "Theo will wait for me," she thought. Theodora, however, was also de tained a minute or two, murmuring soft aideus to some of her gentlemen friends, and when at length she flew into the dressing-room she was breath less with haste. "I am tired to death," she said, petulantly, as her eye caught the figure in the black domino standing at the window. "Mamma, why couldn't you have come after me, instead of chat ting away among those old fools by tho door. You might as well havd staid at homo and minded your own business, if you couldn't be a less clumsy chaperon, I'm tired of your stupidity." No answer—but Theo never turned her head from tho glass where she was contemplating her curls with the golden fillet banded through them. "You're sulking now, I suppose," she saiil, shrugging one alabaster-white shoulder. "Well, sulk awoy to your heart's content. I don't care ! I shall get rid of these airs and graces when I am Mrs. St. Emil, and—" She stopped short, for in tho glass she saw another domino-draped flguro entering the door back of her—her mother's figure. "Mamma!" she shrieked. The other domino advanced quietly from the recess of the window, and, to her inexpressible dismay, Theo recog nized tho slender figure and aristo crats bearing of Mrs. St. Emil. "There has been somo mistake hero," said that lady, composedly. "Miss Evelyn has mibtaken me for her mother. I am not her mother, and"—she spoko with quiet emphasis—"l hope I never shall be." She left the room, and never saw Miss Theodora Evelyn again. Graut St. Emil, thus unexpectedly enlightened as to tho character of hip lovely divin u y. left town within a vcek or two, and when next Theo heard of him, ho was -married to a fair little damsel, more like a human snowdrop than aught else. And Theo is still husband hunting, and treats her poor mother moro disdainfully than ever. "For," she says, with moro acrimony than logic, "it was all mamma's fault that I lost Grant St. Emil."—Now York Weekly. The Fascinating Fisheries Exhibit. In no structure within tho Fair grounds is the outward expression so sympathetically reflective of its ar chitectural purpose as in tho Fisheries Building. Itself reflected in the bluo lagoon, in its architectural functions and sculptural ornament it in turn re flects the laeustrino life of the waters, which not only almost lave its founda tion walls but actually pour into its in terior in fountain and cascade and gigantic aquaria. As we follow around these green translucent walls within, our passage lit only from the diffused light transmitted from above the water, we can almost fancy ourselves walking on the actual river bed, ogled by fa miliar forms of sun-fish, perch or pickerel; or perhaps wandering as in a dream among fair ocean caves abloom wjth brilliant sea-anemones,and embowered with mimic groves of brunching corals and all manner of softly swaying sea weed—graceful crimson laminnria reaching to tho sur face of the water, responding in ser pentine grace to the soft invasion of waving fin. Kara living gems of fishes, very butterflies of the deep, float past flashing in iridescence with every subtile turn of their painted bodies. Star-flsli, at first apparently stationary, as though in midwater, glide across the illusive plane of glass, with their thousand friugy disks of feet. Strange crabs and mollusks and bivalves sport on the pebbly bottoms, and portentous monsters, with great gaping mouths, threaten us as they emerge from their nebulous obscurity and steal to within a few inches of our faces. —Scribner. A Perfumed Lake. On the Manginlilak Peninsula, in the Caspian Sea, there are five small lakes. One of them is covered with salt crys tals stroug enough to allow man and beast to cross tho lake on foot; an other is as round as any circle and a lovely rose color. Its banks of salt crystal form a setting, white as the driven snow, to the water, which not only shows all the colors from violet to rosy red, but from which rises a per fume as of violets. Both the perfume and tho color are tho result of the presence of seaweeds, the violet and the pink.—Chambers's Journal. The lhvarr Pnlm. Tho dwarf palm, which furnishes considerable quantities of fibre, grows in great profusion in Algeria, and is one of the principal obstacles to the cleariug of the laud, so thickly does it grow, and so difficult is it to pull up; its roots, in shape resembling carrots, penetrate into tho ground to the depth of a yard or more, aud when its stem is only out it sp. N out again almost immediately. An-. "ame indicates, this palm is very small, and can only attain a certain height, when pro tected, as in the Arab cemeteries, for example.—New York World, Terms—Sl.oo in Advance; 51.25 after Three Months. LEATHER AT THE FAIR. UNIQUE EXHIBITS OF AN IMPOR TANT INDUSTRY. Everything Pertaining to Shoes and leather Shown In One Large Building—An Elephant Hide. ON the Lake Front, in the southern extremity of the Fair grounds, the Leather Building is located. It is 170x625 in dimensions, and cost over SIOO,OOO, but by reason of its unfavor. able location has not attracted as many visitors as some of the other exhibits, though all who enter its doors are amply repaid for their trip. Beneath the roof of this great struc ture everything pertaining to the shoe and leather industry is shown. The fact that this industry has been for years one of the most important in our country seems never to have been taken into consideration, and the representa tion heretofore has not been worthy a business of such magnitude. In tho exhibit within the Leather Building now, however, nothing has been omitted which properly belongs to tho trade. There are prepared hides and skins in hundreds of varie ties and an almost endless list of arti cles which are made from the tanned skins of animals. Though tanned leather enters into the manufacture of a thousand and one different articles, such as harness, valises, trunks and the like, the shoe industry consumes over three-fifths of the leather used. And in tho manu facture of these shoes what a variety of patterns one can see there illus. t rated. The evolution of the shoe is one of the marks of civilization ; tho earth has been searched and history and the museums ransacked from one end to the other in order that every style and form of shoe known, or of which record was had, might find its proper representation in this World's Fair exhibit. How well the origina tors of the enterprise have succeeded is amply shown by a study of the dis play in the cases along the walls of the interior of the Leather Building. The'niost unique and odd in design and pattern are those from Tangiers, Africa, made from turtle claws, which enable the wearer to climb a tree or scratch his antagonist with the same effect and advantage possessed by the bear or panther. There is such an innumerable dis play of odd and ancient styles as to bewilder the most ardent admirer of footwear. Tli" straw sandal, scarcely larger than a baby's slipper, comes from Kioto, Japan, where the young ladies wear them, aud the flat cloth shoes with no soles or heels, which protect the water currier's feet, are from Alexandria, Egypt. The wooden clogs with stilts attached are the prido of tho Japanese tea packers in wet weather, and the straw mats worn on the feet when the sun blisters the pavement belong to the natives of Shotean, India. A pair of boots purchased by Prince Shouisski of Russia in Poris for 3000 francs have a section in the case all to themselves. The foot is of white un dressed kid, tho boot legs of white velvet embroidered with gold, while precious stones glitter in the open pieces of the design. Leather for decorative purposes of all shades of eolor and thickness has an important place in the display. There o*o tanned skins of snakes, alligators, lizards and specimens of leather tanned by all kinds of pro cesses. There is on elephant hide, the largest ever tanned, which is twenty feet in length from tip of trunk to end ol tail, sixteen feet in width, and its greatest thickness three inches. It weighs 800 pounds, and is used to polish leather. Two years' time is re quired to tan a hide of this character. The longest belt ever made is another exhibit in this collection. It is twelve inches wide and 10,000 feet in length, being the longest continuous piece of leather ever manufacrured. Then there are the finest and most modern designs of ingenuity and in ventive genius displayed by the largei manufacturers of America. These dis plays are unequalled, for every man working on the designs put forth hi best effort with a view to excel, not tc pattern after any other. The result if the grandest, most superb and most costly line of footwear every seen in one building before. In the line of slippers the results have been obtained in the same man ner, and the person whose tastef could not be suited from this display would have to study up some design not known to the thousands of design ers and dealers and would bo rewarded a premium for a novelty. In the gallery tho machinery used iu the shoe industry forms a most in teresting study. Every single pro cess from the first formation of the shoe to the finishing and packing iu the box is illustrated. Pyramids of shoe dressing, of polish, blacking and all that is necessary t(/ the care and protection as well as th( beautifying of leather is displayed iti various parts of the buildiug until OIK begins to realize that there are more things about the shoe industry and trade than ho ever dreamed of.—St. Louis Republic. Precocious <,cuiti«. Dante composed verse* at 9 ; Tasso and Mirabeau at 10; Comte, Voltaire and Pascal were thinkers at 13; Nie buhr at 7; Jonathan Edwards, Bos suet and Pope at 12; Goethe bef<>r< 10; Victor ail 1 Fenelon atl >; Handel an I Beethoven composed at 13 ; Mozart gave concerts at 6. On the other hand, such men as Wellington, Balzac, Humboldt. Boccaeaio, Newton and Walter Scott were backward pupils. NO. 46. THE OLD LOVE SONG. Flay It slowly, sing It lowly, Old familiar Mine! Once it ran in dance and dimple, - liike a brook in June ; Now it sobs along the measures With a sound of tears ; Dear old voices echo through it, Vanished with the years. Ripple, ripple goes tho love song Till, in slowing time, Early sweetness grows completeness, Floods its every rhyme j Who together learn tho muaio 1,1 fe and death unfold ; Know that love is just beginning Until lovo is old. Play it slowly, it is holy, As an evening hymn ; . , Morning gladness hushed to sadnoss Fills it to the brim. Memories homo within tho music, Stealing through the bars ; Thoughts within its quiet spaces ' v Bise and set like stars. —Tho Camrms. >. HUMOR OF THE DAY. ' Weeds of woe—Two for five.' N A noted composer—Chloroform. Court martial—A soldier's wooing. A green-goods man—Tho vegetable vender. —Truth. A man is known by the company that blackballs him.—Ram's Horn. A secret is a plant that waits to bear tho leaves of gossip. —Ram's Horn. The still watches of the night—Those which have not been wound.—Truth. An escaping prisoner seldom begs pardon for the liberty he takes.---Troy Press. Yon can't tell by the blossoms which of the apples will be wormy.—Texas Sittings. It takes either a goor! deal of push or a pull to get through the doors of life. —Truth. The Toy Pistol—"l'm loaded." Tho Trigger—"Don't get gay or I'll firo yon."—Chicago Record. A man attempting to live in style on a small salary is like a dpg fighting without front teeth.—Puck. Miss Elderly—"What would you do if I told you my age?" lie—"Multiply it by two." —Brooklyn Life. There is a language of flowers, as, for Instance, when a barefooted boy steps on a thistle.—Minneapolis Journal. "What's the matter with the horned horse?" asked the tiger. "It has tho gnu-monia," replied the lion.—Puck. There is r. Uod in the affairs of the men which, if taken at the knot, leads to strangulation.—Thomasville Times. '■How much do you lovo me, my pretty maid V" "How much is your fortune, kind sir? ' sho said. —Ciiieago Becord. Young Author —"Don't you like to see yourself in print?" Debutante— "No; I prefer silk."—New York Jour nal. These are the times when a good many of us have to sit down and think to find out where wo stand.—Troy Press. Van Wither—"Miss G.adys is a lovely girl, but she has no heart." Von Miner —"Yes, she has—mine."—> Vogue. ' 'Has man a perfect orgf n of speech ?" "Yes." "Has woman, also?" "No; hers is made without stops. "—Harvard Lampoon. "Why did they name that paper The Ladies' Friend ?" "I suppose be cause it makes such good curl papers." —Statesman. Why express surprise Inat a you nof tnau should get giddy waen a pretty girl violently turns his head."—Phila delphia Times, "He is flippant. He can't be serioutf if he tries." "Yes, he can. He is very serious when he tries to be funny."—• Brooklyn Life. Money may be the ro'oi of all evil; bat it is a root, nevertheless, that bears many flowers of everlasting beauty.—Puck. Tho fitness of things is well main tained when the impatient diner is served with food prepared in a chafing dish.—Buffalo Courier. "Falser sings beautifully, but they tell me he can't tell the truth." "That's right. He's tho most truth ful 'lyre' in the State."—Detcoit Free Press. Dinkle—"lt's a strange thing to mo how a short man always wants a tall girl." Dunkle—"Humph! I'/s a strange thing to me how a short m?.n wants any girl. I'm blamed if 1 do when I'm short."—Buffalo Courier. Colonel Wellington de Boots—"IJ is almost impossible for yets, Miss Sprytely, to imagine wha*, a huge amount of work I have to do, for I am not only commander of the regiment, but also its Major, Adjutant, and good ness knows what!" Miss Sprytely— "Your our trumpeter, too, Colonel?" —Judy. Why Car Wheels Wear Out. A car-wheel wears out because the metal of which it is composed comes away iu thin scales. A microscopic examination shows that the continual jarring has a tendency to destroy tlio coherence of the particles, and thus gradually disintegrates the whole. Car-wheels long iu use become t>o brittle that a stout blow with a heavy hammer will sometimes cause them to fly into fragments as though they were made of glass. —New York Journal. Ballets of Precious Stones. Bullets made of precious stones sro rarities in warfare. But during tho recent fighting on the Kashmir fron tier, when the British troops defeated tho rebellious Hunzas, the natives ueed bullets of garnets encased in lead,