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SULLIVAN JUSFC REPUBLICAN. W. M. CHENEY, Publisher. VOL. XI. Nearly nine hundred thousand grown English people can neither read nor write. Assuming the working uge to bo from twenty to sixty years, and count ing only male workers, 440 persons in this country live on the labor of every 100 workers. Naltkenhoff, of Geneva, Switzerland, Bays there are 311,000 blind persons in Europe, mostly from fever, and that seventy-five per. cent, would have kept their sight had they been properly treoted. Tho value of farming lands in this country is greatest in New Jersey. In 1888 it averaged: New Jersey, $65; Massachusetts, £SO; Ohio, $4(1; New York. #44; Vermont, S3B; Maryland, S3'2; Wisconsin, $23, and in some Western States less than $5 per acre. Some one has ingeniously made and placed on exhibition at the World's Fair a large oar of corn, over twenty inches in length, by glueing large grains of corn oil a wooden col>, the whole being very deceptive in appear ance. To hear the farmers discuss the merits and demerits of this large ear of corn and its smaller brothers, as well as to observe the efforts made by others to get a few grains for seed, afford considerable amusement for those who understand the secret, says the St. LouiH Republic. The Chinese Government appears to be awakening to the fact that the rapid increase in the sale of Indian teas in Europe may be due in part to causes for which the Chinese growers ore responsible. The Likin authori ties have issued a proclamation against the manufacture of what is significant ly known as "lie tea." Tho docu ment points out that this scandalous practice has done much to bring about the lamented decline in the tea trade, and declares that the authorities arc determined to put a stop to it. Peo ple are warned not to make any tea ex cept from tho genuine tea leaf; but, says the proclamation, if any person should disregard the warning, the pun ishment will be severe—namely, trans portation for life, for the maker, the seller, the buyer, and everybody else concerned in the transaction. Any person who may give information that will lead to the detection of those carrying on this unlawful business will be handsomely rewarded and "re ceive a button of the fifth class." The proclamation ends with an assurance to tea dealers that hereafter they need have no fear of adulteration, as no one will dare to disregard this official an nouncement, although no provisions whatever have been made for its en forcement. Says the New York Sun : "There is evidently a great deal for woman to learn in the domestic arts and sciences at the Chicago Exposition outside ol the beautiful building dedicated to her special honor and instruction. There is a variety of cooking exhibitions, and one of them is especially to be com mended. This is the exhibit devoted to the illustration of all the uses to which the products of maize, or corn as it is universally called in this conn try. can be profitably and palatably putin tho economy of the household. Although the queens of the American kitchen have been supposed to be well ocquainted with corn meal, it appears that there are many grades and modi fications of the familiar yellow flour, and the ingenuity of a celebrated de monstrator of the culinary art has evolved some forty savory products with such queer names as "plunkets," "jolly boys," "mu-kio-li-we" and "kia mu-ia-li-we." It is to be hoped that these articles all taste as sweet under any other name. This exhibit ought to prove of further use as showing to foreign visitors the value and desira bility of corn flours for human food. The use of American corn before it has been transformed into pork for the table is little known abroad. Ft was not known at all until a special com missioner, Mr. Murphy, was sent to Europe by Secretary Rusk of the De partment of Agriculture to give lec tures and demonstrations of how pala table and nutritious dishes could be made from a grain which, on that sido of the Atlantic, fed tho lower animals (done. As a result of his efforts the knowledge of corn flour has become quite usual among the culinary experts of Paris, Berlin and Vienna, and as Boon as the peasantry of Europe have become acquainted with it the foreign market for our corn will be ap preciably enlarged. ft is to be hoped that the appetizing exhibit of johnny cake and its fanciful derivatives at Chi cago may lend added fragrance to every breakfast table in the United States, as well as make all Europe ac quainted with a wholesome, nutritious, (heap and palatable article of food,'' There is a predominance of females over males in Spain, the number of the former being 8,913,000 and of tho latter 8,007,000. Though tenuis is much more popu lar in the North than in the South, fully 15,000,000 pairs of tennis shoes are sold below Mason and Dixon's lino every year, the people preferring them us a foot wear to other shoes. The high price of horses in Great Britain has increased tho numbers lired in England and Scotland 4035 head. Increased attention is given to horse breeding by the farmers, and the quality is materially improving for the useful draught horse—tho Shires and Clydes. The Atlanta Constitution suggested the day after the collapse of Ford's Theatre at Washington that tho spot should be marked by a monument, as an accursed piece of ground not fit to bo utilized for building purposes. Tho Washington Evening News now makes a similar suggestion. It proposes that the spot shall be devoted to a memorial of the dead. The San Francisco Chroniclo notes that Japan is reaching out for new fields to colonize. The success of the recent experiments in Hawaii has stimulated the Mikado's Government to endeavor to repeat this work in Mexico and Australia. On the coffeo and sugar plantations of Mexico great difficulty is experienced in securing good reliable labor and in the Austral ian colonies every device has been tried unsuccessfully to fill the demand for hands on remote ranches. Tho Japanese are not ideal laborers, but they nre far superior to the South Sea Islanders that have been tried in Queensland and other colonies at tho antipodes. AVe do not care how many of the Japanese swarm into Moxico and Australia, but wo are not anxious to see them enter our ports for woro this immigration encouraged it would result in the same evils that havo fol lowed the influx of the Chineso. In the Century George Kcnnan re plies to the recently publishod defense of Russia made by the Secretary of tho Russian Legation at Washington. Mr. Ivennan presents a large array of facte to controvert the assertions of Mr. Botkine. "A striking proof of tho impoverishment of the Russian peasan try is furnished," he says, "by the of ficial statistics with regard to the num ber of farm animals in tho Empire, and particularly the number of horses. Every American farmer knows that ho would find it extremely difficult, if not absolutely impossible, to work his land without the aid of a horse; and that the complete absence of horses on n farm is an unmistakable evidence of extreme poverty and-,destitution. What is the condition of the Russian peasant when tried by this test? In tho year 1882 there were in tho village com munities of Europeantßussia 9,079,924 peasant households. Of this number 2,437,555 households,, representing n population of perhaps'.l4,ooo,ooo, and constituting twenty-seven per cent, of the whole agricultural class, did not own a single horse. Of course theso 14,000,000 people had not always been without horses. They had lost them, portly through contagious diseases, which they knew not how to combat, partly in forced settlement of debts to money-lenders, which they were un able to pay, and partly as the.result of the ruthless and short-sighted policy of a Government that sells tho last horse of a poor peasant farmer for taxes, and thus renders it almost im possible for him ever to pay taxes again. Mr. Botkine refers in his arti cle to the recent famine in Russia as a calamity that gave the Ameaican peo ple an opportunity to show their sym pathy with the people of Russia. I wonder whether it ever occurred to him that the calamity to which he re fers was permitted, if not caused, by the 'beneficent sovereign' whom he de fends; and that the distress which called forth our sympathy was the work, in large part, of the very Gov ernment that he describes as 'natural and satisfactory.' The famineiof 1891- 92 was not one of the sndden, unfore seen, and unforeseeable catastrophies that are described in bills of lading and insuraec policies as 'acts of God'; neither was it duo solely to the un favorable meteorological conditions which brought about a failure of tho harvest. It was the result, in largo part, of the oppression and maladmin istration to which the people bad been subjected, and was: merely the culmina tion of a long-threatened crisis. The economic couditiou of tho peasants in the famine-stricken provinces, and particularly in tho provinces lying along the Volga River and its tribu taries, was almost hopelcbß before tho Laxvect fftilca." LAPORTE, PA., FRIDAY, AUGUST 11, 1893. A FIVE O'CLOCK POEM. The shadows lie across the roail In long, cool streaks ; Tho sunshine touches tendorly The green hill peaks. The air is clear as clear can be, The sky. soft blue ; And all the earth seoms fair and sweet, The heavens, too. And by tho walk before the gate, Tho evening breeze Makes all tho leaves to bend and wave Upon tho trees. The sun is low above the hill Out toward the west; The quiet air brings happily A hint of rest. The cow goes slowly 'long tho fence • And in tho Held, The men amid tho hay. their scythes Have ceased to wield. So sweet and bright and fair has been This afternoon That one might wish tho whole round year Could bo all Juno. But best of all the summer eve Is this I seo A cheery man comes up tho path— 'Tis John, to toa. —fronton Register. A NIGHT WITH KIT CARSON. BT W. THOMSON, tHILE crossing tlic California in the summer of 1850 slowly along when we saw a single horseman riding swiftly towards us. "A white man, by thunder! anil alone, boys," exclaimed our gnide, Sam Lount. "A mighty risky trick for these parts. We're on the stamping ground of the Apaches and they're always on the warpath, ravening for scalps. We'll likely hear some news, boys. That man's got business on hand. That kind of a fellow don't hurry for nothing." By this time the lone rider had reached the head of our line, and singling out theguide, he courteously saluted him. "You had better bring yonr wagons close together, and be ready to form a corral at a moment's notice," he said, including us all. "There's n big band of Apaches, led by that young villain, Geronimo, laying for you behind Baby Range, about eight miles further on. They intend to stay there until you get into the pass, but may change their minds and attack in the open." "Much obliged, stranger," said our guide. "My name is Sam Lount; might I ask yours and how you got clear of the reds yourself?'' "Well," smilingly responded the man, "my Sunday name is Chris topher, but I'm generally called Kit —Kit Carson, at your service." "Kit Carson! Kit Carson!" the familiar name ran down our extended ranks like a cheer. We all hurried to tho front to shake hands with the famous scout. Carson was at this time in the prime of life—about forty years old, I think. A casual observer, noting his rather under-sized form, peaceful appearance and modest, unassuming manners, would never have dreamed of selecting him from out a crowd as the most dar ing rider, fearless explorer and success ful Indian lighter known to Western fame. Carson went onto answer the guide's question: "I had uo trouble to keep clear of the redskins, because, though I was often much nearer, none caught sight of me at a less distance than sixty rods, and they know Lightfoot" (his celebrated thoroughbred mare) "too well to waste time in a chase.'" "I've got men and horses camped down on the Little Colorado," he went on, "but I have been riding alone for a week trying toselect the shortest and easiest wagon route through this part of the country. Three days ago Iran on Geronimo's warriors just after they'd wiped out a party of emigrants. The remains of four wagons were still smoking, and, as nearly as I could judge, sixteen bodies had been piled up with them. Eight mules lay dead around. Looking down on their camp yesterday I discovered they had five American horses and men," he added slowly; "they've got a young white woman prisoner." "There were 106 Indians in the band. There are 99 now. Most are armed withbowsand arrows, tomahaws, lances and knives. About thirty carry old smooth bore flint lock guns." "And you think they know that we're coming?" asked Lount. "I'm sure of it," answered Carson. "They have scouts out. You haven't seen them, but they've counted you over and over again." "But they must know that you'd warn us?" I observed. "What do you take me for, young sir," laughed Carson. "Not a red has had sight of me for the last twenty four hours. It was from their motion that I knew n train was coming." "And now," continued the scout, becoming serious, "it must never be said that thirty-six American men al lowed a countrywoman of theirs to be carried off by a band of savages. If you'll join in and do exactly as I say, we'll rescue that girl before to-morrow morning. Who says yes?" "I," shouted every man of us. "Very well, then," said Carson with a sudden sunny unile. "Unhitch for dinner, now, and we shall not start again until tho middle of the- after noon. Tho plan is to reach Baby Range just before suudgwu and camp a little this wdv. '' Carson managed so that we arrived, seemingly in the ordinary course of travel, at the appointed spot shortly after the sun had disappeared behind the range. In order to avoid all chances of his dreaded presence being descried by the Indians ho had dis mounted when within a mile of the mountain, placed his famous horse in the rear amoung our led animals and concealed himself in one of the cov ered wagons. Everything in the vicinity was quiet as the grave, but the redoubted scout, assured us that, lying behind the frowning heights, were five score sav ages, and that probably one or two were looking down upon us. We formed corral in the leisurely manner of men unconscious of danger. Night came on with a cloudless sky. By the light of a full moon objects would be quite distincly seen, while a strong wind blowing from the west, i. e., directly from the enemy's position to ours, effectually drowned the noise of any movements we might make. After snpper Carson gathered us around him and said in his peculiarly soft low voice: "Near the south end of this little range there is, as your guide knows, a deep, ragged ravine winding around to the west and finally running out on the open plain quite close to the trail. "Geronimo'Binen won't make amove while this wind is blowing to carry a sound to us, but they know that it will die away just before daybreak. They propose then to steal through the pass, form up ou this side, make a rush and take you by surprise ; if they could do that, not a man of you would escape. "Now, I propose about miduiglit, when the horses will all be in the cor ral, to take twenty men, ride straight down the east side to the ravine, pass through it like shadows and come out on the trail in their rear. Here the real trouble will begin, as we shall then have to sneak, down wind, over a mile of open ground. "Under ordinary circumstances at tempting to surprise a band of Indians in this way would be childish, but these fellows are gorged with stolen food, are intent only upon wiping out this party, will never dream of being attacked from the west, and if they keep watch at all it will be only for a short time and in this direction. "Hut remember, men, whether we rescue a live worn in or a mutilated corpse depends entirely upon the exactness with which you who are left in camp follow instructions. "If our surprise is perfect the reds will all rush fom-trd to meet our attack. They will not, must, not have time to think of their prisoner, else they'll murder her at once. "One hour after we leave here ten of you milf>t silently saddle and mount your horses. The instant you hear our first volley dash like lightning through the pass. "You'll see the woman tied up close to the rocks on the left of the pass as you go out. Two of you, appointed be forehand, must snatch her up and fly back, while the other eight join in the light. It won't last ten minutes, for there's not a baud of Indians on the plains tliut will stand that long when unexpectedly attacked at night on both sides at once. And now," concluded the intrepid and experienced .Carson, "we may rest for a few hours in abso lute security." At midnight Carson and his selected party left so stealthily that some of us who were dozing did not notice their departure. Precisely at 1, Lount having previously let us draw lots to determine who should accompany him, directed the mount. Both young Alec Fraser and myself were of this number. The whole ten of us, silent as statues, sat motionless for some time in our saddles. We were armed with percussion lock muzzle loaders. Each man carried, besides his belt knife, a heavy Colt's revolver. At last, when nearly a half hour had gone by, the old guide whispered: "All goes well, boys. If the redskins have no dogs along, Carson'll surprise them." He had hardly spoken when out upon the night air rang a volley of rifle shots, and simultaneously from the Indian camp rose a pandemonium of yells and shrieks. "Bide, men! ride!" cried Lount. The corral keepers whirled one of the encamping wagons aside, and we flew into the pass five abreast. As we thundered headlong over its '2OO yards of leugth Lount hurriedly added: "You two, Prescott and Ad ams, seize the prisoner. You others follow me, and, boys, don't throw a bullet away !" The next instant we flashed out upon the Apaches' camping ground and immediately caught sight of the captive. She was sitting with her back to us, bound to a spear shaft driven into the earth. Never drawing reiu we dashed past her, leaving Pres cott and Adams. We spurred on where a fight was raging a hundred yards to the west. The savages, ready to fly when a score of warriors failed to rise after the rifle volley, had now correctly es timated the number of their assailants and were rallying. Most were on foot, but some had scrambled to their ponies bareback. Just as we came out upon them I saw two mouuted braves charge furiously down with leveled lances ou Carson. Before either came within striking distance tho unerring marks man had fired twice, lightning like, and both fell. They never noted our approach, and when we fired upon their rear the whole body broke and fled. Then Carson's voice, no longer soft and low, but ringing out trumpet toned, rose above the din: "Reload your giinii and pistols ! Follow up!" We eight men had aimed only at the six ponies iu the melee and we had brought them down, so that among the rush of flying savages there was not now a single mounted man. It was a wild raco. We did not in tend a second ambuscade to be set for us. It took us only ten seconds to re charge our rifles, then wo dashed off— Carson, who carried two magnificent revolvers, joining us and leaving his party to reload. The sixty-five Apaches wero strain ing every nerve to reach the shelter of the dark ravine, and as they hod but one mile to cover it seemed possible that we might not overtake them. Carson, Lount and Scott, superbly mounted, gained on them and came within half rifle shot, while the other six of us wero still 150 yards in the rear. Suddenly, seeing only three were close upon them, a dozen war riors turned and delivered their fire. Scott fell, and his trained horse came to a dead stop. In the hope of secur ing at least onesealif, the braves rushed up with tomahawks and knives. As we pressed forward we could see in the brilliant moonlight, close on each side of the riderless horse, Corson on tho right and Lount on the left—the two veteran plainsmen sitting calinlv in their saddles owoiting the onset. Wo did not dare to discharge our rifles for fear of hitting our leaders. Carson had said calmly: "Their pieces are empty, Sam. Wait till they almost touch us." The Apaches, finding the whites did not lire, evidently supposed that their "shoot-all-day little guns" were not loaded. With exultant yells they came recklessly on. They had reached within llftoen feet of the impassive horsemen, when six shots, so rapidly discharged that the report of one overlapped the other, blazed out and as many braves | went down. I Then, before the remaining six could | turn and run, C'trson, giving way to a fit of rage, drove tho spurs into his horse's flanks, and, with an appalling shout, fairly rode two of the miscreants down and the others skurried away, but our rifles finished them. The twenty men who had been left behind to reload rejoined ns here for the pursuit, but Carson put up his re volvers. "That will do, boys. Tho reds have got their lesson." All this, which has taken so long to tell, occupied scarce a minute in the doing. We found Scott with but a scalp wound, and wo set off back to tho Indian camp a jolly party. Scattered over the ground wo found blankets, buffalo robes, deer skins, prairie wolf pelts, war clubs, bows and ! arrows and spears. Twenty sets of | these weapon;: ' lay by the warriors | bloin by tho opening rifle volley. Near j at hand were tethered more than a hun dred ponies. Then we set out for the corral. Tho ! approach, tho attack, the rescue, tho j skirmish, the pursuit, the destruction : of the camp had been crowded into | less than three hours. This was only one among the daring | necessary deeds which made Kit Car son's name a household word through out the length and breadth of his na tive land. In after years when, at his own homo in Taos, I came to know Christopher Carson well, he assured me—and his history bears him out in this- that never once in liis long career of battle had he needlessly killed a single red man, though in those times among the pioneers of the Western plains tho life of an Indian was considered of no more account than that of a noxious beast. When the "jubilation" had quieted down Carson inquired for tho pris oner. "Safe here, but utterly worn out and nearly starved," replied Prescott. "The Indians would offer her nothing but horseflesh. Wo gave her a good supper, with plenty of hot tea, and she is asleep in Scott's wagon, fast asleep if not awakened by our noise."—New York Press. A Gruesome Occupation. Tho maecliabee men, or fishers of dead bodies, of Paris, France, who ply their doleful trade on the Seine be tween the Auteuil viaduct and the Bil lancourt bridge, threaten togo on strike owing to the slowness with which their money premiums are paid. Pere Joseph, the senior member of the profession, has been fishing for mac chabees or dead bodies for the past twenty-five years, but he and his com panions are nc idle as he has not been paid for the last batch of corpses sent to tho morgue. Joseph sent for ty-two maochabees to the city dead house last year and was paid three dollars each for them, his total gains being about one hundred and twenty six dollars. This year the trade seemed to bo improving; the morgue literally overflowing with bodies taken out of the river, and in one day he made twelve dollars. That money, however, he lias not yet received, al though it bos been due for a fort night, and hence ho has laid down his ropes and grappling iron until the city officials, whose duty it is to remuner ate him und his companions for their services, shall be more expeditious in their paying—New York Mercury. Metnllzing Cloth. An interesting announcement is made iu the French papers of the dis covery of a process for metalizing textile fabrics, by which, it is claimed, the latter are rendered proof against the attack of insects. The materials, such as wool, flannel, calico, etc., are for this purpose immersed itf » boiling bath composed of UJ pounds of sul phate of copper, one pound of sul phuric acid and sixty-two gallons of water, the fabric being calendered and dried after its removal from the fluid. The finish obtained by this process will, it is said, bear two or three wash ings before it is *again necessary to subject the cloth to a repetition of the opeitttiou.— .Detroit Free Frew. Terms—s 1.00 in Advance; 81.25 after Three Months. SCIENTIFIC AM) INDUSTRIAL. It is a scientific fact that Chinamen are remarkably long lived. Neison says that for every death dur ing the year two persons are con stantly sick. A new glass for thermometers is nn affected by a heat of 1000 degrees, the ordinary glass being unreliable above 750 degrees on account of its tendency to soften. Lyonet, who spent his whole life in watching a single species of caterpil lar, discovered in it 4000 eyes. Tho common fly has 8000 eyes, and certain butterflies 25,000. A salt mine near Speurenberg, Ger many, is over 4194 feet deep. It is sixteen feet in diameter for 1200 feet, the boring below that having been made with a thirtcen-inch augur bit. Edison is working on a magnetic ore separator. Tho only obstacle in the way of its success at present is the necessity of crushing the ore to a very fine powder before the separating process. Tho smokes of Paris have been mapped by M. Fonbert. The princi pal factory chimneys havo been set down, with circles of various sizes and tints to represent the emission of smoke from each. A new device in the driving gear of a locomotive which equalizes the steam pressure and prevents the pounding in the cylinder has been in vented and patented by David S. Pat terson, of North Platte, Neb., who has been blind all his life. The human heart is the most powerful pumping-maehine for its size ever made. It throws into the arteries seven and three-fourth tons of blood per day. Its exertion is equivalent to that required to raise a weight of 122 tons one foot in twenty-four hours. The telephone is now used by deep water divers. A receiver and trans mitter combined is affixed to the in side of the helmet near the diver's ear. By a slight turn of his head he can apeak into the 'phone, and he can hear readily from it at all times. Its value in deep-sea work, for reporting pro gress or receiving instructions, is clear. Formerly the only communication was by a system of pulls at a cord. Iridescent clouds were recorded at Christiana from 1871 to 1892 by H. Mohr. The phenomenon is rare, such clouds having been visible only on forty-two days and not at all in the five years ending with 1880. They occur mostly in midwinter, rauge in height from fourteen to over eighty iniles (tho loWefft twice as high as any other clouds), and seem to be con nected with storm in the North At lantic. An Australian inventor has just per fected a method of plowing with the help of dynamite. The explosive is used in very small quantities, and there is an apparatus for touching it off underground. The result of this is to thoroughly disintegrate the soil. It is asserted that there is no possibility of a serious explosion, and that owing to •the small quantity of dynamite used the cost is very little, while the result ing benefit is enormous. Curious Spoil From Dahomey. It is said that General Dodds, who recently returned to Paris from the conquest of Dahomey, brought back with him a large collection of curious objects, which will soon be placed in the various museums of Puris for the delectation of admiring Parisians. Among the articles are three large fig ures, sculptured or carved in wood, representing Behanzin; his father, Gle-Gle, and his grandfather, Gle-Gle, who was also called Kini-Kini, or Lion, has, in his counterfeit presentment in wood, the head and features of a mon arch of the desert, while Behanzin, the still living but deposed Dahomeyan chief, has a shark's head in token of his nom de guerre, as it may be called, Le Requin. The general has also in his possession the banner given to Be hanzin by some Portuguese traders on the west coast of Africa. It is in scribed with the words ltci (or king) Behanzin, underneath being the Da homeyan arms, consisting of a shark, an egg, and two palm trees. Two Krupp guns taken from the Dahomey ans, who had buried them in a field after the capture of Abomey, have been unshipped at Toulon, and will soon be placed in the museum of the Hotel des Invalides.—Picayune. Swedish Honesty. A point which soon attracts the at tention of travelers in Sweden if the punctilious honesty and truthfulness of the inhabitants. This is best seen in the many little incidents of daily life. When asking for places at a theatre, for instance, the ticket clerk never fails to inform the applicant if, owing to the crowded state of the house, a better position would be se cured with a cheaper ticket than the one asked for. Again, when parcels are taken out by steamers from Stock holm to country places in tho neigh borhood, they are just thrown out on to the quay, where they frequently re main half the day without being claimed. It never seems to any one that they could possibly be taken by anybody but their rightful owners. On a canal trip of any length a little book lies in the saloon of the steamer, iu which each passenger keeps his own account of the number of meals, etc., he may take during the journey.—New York Dispatch. Circumstances Alter Cases. Tit the. Isle of Man it was formerly the law that to take away an ox or a horse was not a felony but a trespass, because of the difficulty in that little territory of concealing or carrying them off. But to steal a pig or a fowl, which is easily done, was a capital emie. New Xork World. NO. 44. THE BLACKSMITH. Cllni* clang, cling clang! Went the blacksmith's hammer, While his brazen voice outrang High o'er all the clamor. In his forge from break of Jay, When he pealuil his roundelay, 8o lieree ho seemed, the neighbors rO" I Quaked with terror at the sound. Loudly ring, my anvil true, I'll have ne'er a bride but you ; In my black abode, thy beat Than a love song is more sweet: La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. Cling clang, cling clang! Softly rang the hammer : Roger's heart instead went bans, With a violent clamor. He the pretty Rose had soon, Flower half blown of sweet fifteen, Put on gloves, was wed full soon. Changed was then the blacksmith's tunot Soft, my anvil, ring to-day In the name of love I pray, Softly, softly sound the blows, Not to drown the voice of Rose, La, la, la, la ; !». la, la, la, la. la. Cling clang, cling clang! Rose was very trying ; Three times, hark ! a slap outrang, Into silence dying. Ah. poor Rose, sure all is o'er ' Came the watch and burst the door. Lo, the man of noise and strife On his knees before his wife! Rose, in love's tlear name I pray, Beat me, beat me all the day, For thy pretty hand will be Soft as satin still to me. La, la, In, la, la, la, la, la. la. la. —From the French ol G. Lemolne. HUMOR OF THE DAY. The lyin' of society —Not at homo. Shoving the queer—lncarcerating lunatics. The baby in the cradle strikes the bed-rock of happiness. The police justice should always bo prepared to see a line point. When a man begins to say "Every" thing goes!" it usually does.—Puck. The less attention you pay to your neighbors the more you interest them. Two for five—A couple of tramps I trying to pick Up a nickel. —New York Journal. Ah escaping prisoner seldom begs » pardon for the liberty he takes.— froy Press. It is a strong boarder who can eat three plates of hash without turning a hair.—Boston Courier. Yale wants the * ruckif but what t<» j do with a granite quarry is a puzzle, j Meriden Republican. Knowledge is power except in the case of the man who knows he is licked. —lndianapolis Journal. One way of providing for a rainy i day is to make preparations togo to a i picnic. —Philadelphia Times. It is hard to live within one's salary, but there is one consolation —it is harder to live without it. —Truth. The bare-faced lie naturally does not meet with the same respect as the ancient humbug with whiskers.—Puck. "The heart knoweth its own bitter ness," but there are many souls who don't appear to realize their own gall. —Ram's Horn. The modern landlord doesn't get frightened when he sees the hand writing- on the wall. He just gets mad. —Buffalo Courier. If cholera prevails iu years when rhere are few flies, the indications f<r a healthy summer are very favorablo. —Buffalo Express. A Camden minister who was given a match sealed in an envelope for a wed ding fee made light of the imposition. —Philadelphia Record. He—"Don't you think you could love me just a littleV" She—"Oh, yes: I can love you just as little as you like."—Somerville Journal. It is easier for a camel togo through the eye of a needle, than for a woman togo through a ferryboat without glancing iu the mirror.—Puck. "What's the name of your new boat?" "I named it 'Bridget,' after the cook, because it makes such heavy rolls. "--Journal of Education. You perhaps wouldn't think so to look at it, but almost any musician will tell you that the stick bea+H the drum all hollow. —Troy Press. Miss Chicago—"ls your neuralgia any better, de.v?" Miss Boston— "Better? How could it be? It was never good. '" -Detroit Free Press. A great deal has been said as to the slowness of the turtle's movements,but all we can say is that he generally ar rivos in time for soup. —Drake's Mag azine. Even after people have struggled to reach the top of the hill of success they find the apex swarming with mosquitoes and other nuisances.— Truth. Hotel Clerk (Chicago) —' 'Sir, yon are leaving without your board bill!" Guest—"Of course I am! Don't take me for a freight train, do you?"— A tlanta Constitution. Bob (trying to grow a mustache) — "I say, Tom, does it show at all?" Tom (seriously) "Well, yes, a little ; but never mind. I don't think anybody will notice it."—Washington News. "Is Spooney apt to marry thai pret ty girl at the cravat counter?" "I think he would if he felt that sho could break herself of the habit of calling for 'cash.'"—Philadelphia Record. "I think I will take n holiday the next three weeks," remarked the Sec retary and Treasurer of a private com pany to the Chairman thereof. "But yon returned from one only two weeks ago." "True : that was my holiday as Secretary; I wish togo now as Treav vutt," ■—Tid-Bitfl