4. Cobb of Providence, R. I. For the terrible weakness and prostration After the Crip, Diphtheria Typhoid Fever, Scarlet Fever, Pneumonia, Malaria Fever, etc.. Hood's Sarsnparilla has been used with wonderful success as a building-up medicine and blood purifier. For example, read the following from Miss Maftle A. Cobb of Providence, R. 1., and her mother. Miss Cobb is a young lady of 18, a Picture of Health and a promising pupil In the High School. Her father is a well-known police officer. "Messrs. C. I. Hood ft Co.: "I write to tell how much good Hood's Sarsaparllla has done for me. I had diphtheria and was sick for a year aftcrwar-', being Weak, Blind and Helpless 1 used one bottle of HOIKI'S Sarsnparilla and it made me well and strong." MATTIE A. COBB, South Che» ter Avenue, Providence, R. I. "As my daughter wanted to write how well she liked Hood's Sarsnparilla, I thought I would say a few words. 1 think it Is the Createst Blood Purifier before the people. Some of my friends say 'goaway with your medicine.' I said the same once, but since my daughter ha* taken Hood's Sarsaparilla My opinion has changed considerably." MRS. G*O. N. TOBB. Providence, ii. u Hood'* l*f I In do not weaken the system like other cathartics, but actually tone up and give strength. JOHNSON'S Anodyne Liniment. rr ORIGINATED IN 1810. v IHINI or IT! ALU OST A CENTU2I. Every traveler. Kvery family should keep it at hand, for the common ills of life ifahle to occur to any one. It is Soothing. Healing and Penetrating. Once used nl ways wantetl. Hold every where. Price 35c., Bix, $2. Full particular!* free. 1. S. JOHNSON CO.. BOSTON. MA*K. A SICK LIVER Is I lie cnuNe of most of the deprcnuijig, puin ful and II up lenam nt MetiMatioiia and wufler ingfi with which we are a lllicted j and these ■ulferingN will continue »o loug IIN the Liv er IN allowed to remain in thlM Mick or AIUK gNIi condition. To ntiniulate the Liver and other diges tive organM to a normal condition and henlthy activity, there In no better medi cine than DADWAY'S It PILLS The most perfect, safe and reliable Cathartic that ban ever been compounded PURELY VEGE TABLE, positively containing no Mercury or other deleterious substances; having all the beneficial properties that Mercury Is possessed of as a cathartic without the danger of any of its evil consequences, they have superseded Mercury,and have become the Pill of Modern Science. Elegantly coated and with out taste, there Is no difficulty in swallowing R A l>- WAY'H I'l mild an.l gentle or thorough in their operations, according to the dose, they art? the favorites of the present time. Thev cure all disorders <»f the Stomach, Liver, Powels, Kidneys. Bladder, Nervous Diseases. Loss of Appetite, Hcadaehe, < oativoness, indigestion, Dys pepsia. Biliousness, Fever, Int'lamination of the Bow els, Piles, and all the degrangements of the Internal Viscera. U5 cents a IJOl.~ sold by druggists. DR. Street, N. Y. City. The casting out of the devil of disease was once a sign of authority. Now we take a little more time about it and cast out devils by thousands—we do it by knowledge. Is not a man who is taken possession of by the germ of consumption possessed of a devil ? A little book on CAREFUL I.IVING and Scott's Emulsion of cod-liver oil will tell you how to exorcise him if it can be done. Free. SCOTT h Bowvi, Chemists, na South sfh Avenue. New York. Your druggist keep* Scott's Emulsion of cod.liver oil—all druggets evrryw«ere do. fi. NYU U—l3 OR. KILMER'S gvpip fJ&t Kidney, Liver and Bladder Cur*. It lieu unit lam, L.IIMTNTFO, I'HIN ii> )*. KlUlftft 4CO, Ny WANTED THE MERRY SIDE OF LIFE. SiOBTES THAT ABE TOLD BY THE FUNNY MEN OF THE PBE3S. IMB— Have Chance—Kate-Xot Kaslly Ke-nrraDKed —Sarcastic —Willing to Mind—Sententious, Etc.. Ktc. Down the street hw softly come^ Smiles polite and bland; Scrapes serenely, and with joy Takes me by the hand. Hopes I'm feeling very well- Says I'm looking so; Passes onward, while a smile Sets his cheeks aglow. He's a pedagogue, and knows Just as ha s alive; I have got a little boy Somewhat more than five. —Puck. WILLING TO MIND. Mamma (hurriedly)—"Dot,l wish you'd mind the baby." Little Dot (mystified)—"l don't know what lie says."' NOT EASILY RE-ARRANGED. Indulgent Mamma—"Well, wiint does my little pet want now ? " Little Pet (sleepily)—"l wish the sun wouldn't gfct up so early in the morning." SARCASTIC. "Are you the head barber ? " asked Spntts, as he took his seat in tho chair. "Yes, sir," replied the artist; "you don't see a chiropodist's sign hanging up in the shop, do you ? " RARE CHANCE. Mrs. Binks—"The paper says a West ern woman has a baby that has never cried in its life. ' Mr. Binks—"By Jove ! I wondei how she'll trade."—New York Weekly. SENTENTIOUS. Schoolmaster—"Of what does the sur face of the earth consist ? " Pupil—"Land and water." Schoolmaster—"What do land and water make ? " Pupil—"Mud." PROPERTIES LACKING. Small Boy—"Papa, I wish you'd buy me a goat." Papa—"You haven't any harness, or cart, or—" Small Boy—"Don't need ncne. Us boys is 9tartin' a secret society." PATE. Cobwigger—"Did you ever hear what became of that baby who fell out of the fourth story window and esccped un hurt t " Merritt—"Yes. When he grew up he fell oil a chair and broke his neck." NOT SO BAD. Mrs. De Fashion—"Where is your mamma?" Little Miss De Style—"She's in the library, sweeping the floor." Mrs. De Fashion—"Horrors! With a ' vulgar broom?" Little Miss De Style—"No'm; with pa."—Good Words. ACTIONS BELIED 1119 WORDS. Briggs "Seen Vickers anywhere?" j Braggs—"No. What's up?" Briggs—"l understand that ho has j been talking about me. I want to find i him, and let him know that his remarks j are a matter of absolute indillcrenco to I me. I've been hunting him all the after- | Qoon."—lndianapolis Journal. THE INDOLENT GARDENER. Mrs.Suburb—"Nomore milk? What's the matter? Gardener—"The cow has stopped given' milk, mum." "Goodness rae! Why?" "Because she's dry, mum." "Then why in the world don't you i give her a drink?"— New York Weekly. QUOTING THE DOCTORS. Mother—"You haven't cleaned your | teeth tins morning." Small Boy—"Doctor Pullem says the 1 time to clean teeth is at night." Mother—"But you never clean them I at night?" Small Boy—"No'm. Doctor Filleni j says the best time is iu the morning."— Good News. ROF.TIC, BUT NOT TIU'H. They hail been thwarted in all their attempts to evade parental jurisdiction and unite their emotional interests, and the girl was in despair. "Ah, darling," he said hopefully, "love laughs at locksmiths." "Yes, dearie," she sighed, "but the locksmiths get there just the same.' Detroit Free Press. tkkimbi.bl Roicaved Wife (to nurse)—"Do you think my husband will live till to-uior row'f" Nurse— "l am afraid not, madam, ami I would advise you tu order a mourning dress at once." Wife (wringing her hands) —"This is terrible. llow would you havu it , trimmed!"— Cloak Heview, RW'A WAS A HIT TOITIIY. Aljjv - "Do you think, my love, that your father will consout to our mar riage?" A*gsly—"Ol course |*|>* will be sorry to lose me, darling ' Alyj' -"Hut 1 will say to him that , in.ttml ol losing a daughter he will gain I « son!" An.ely -"1 wouldn't do that, love, if | you it-ally want ine. Papa has three uiht living at home now, and hi's • littlu bit touchy ou the point."—Tid lilts UOIM f<> KliTMEtfß*. Mr. Mr «» Wed — Mt dear, »« you s%ld ! We UiUsl do tveijfthiug pif.»|iiia to ecou utilise, 1 have "t work turning my 1 old t i«u wat« utusl el tUsiu ; do another year. It won't take me over six weeks to get through, and then I'll re-shape and re-trim my old bonnets." Mr. Newwed—"That is very sensible, I must say." Mrs. Newwed—"l have also been trying some waxed thread and a coarse needle on my old shoes, and I believe they'll last six months longer; and I've turned that old carpet we bought second hand, and given it a thorough washing, so that it will do very nicely; and I'm going to make some curtains for the up stairs windows, to avoid buying new ones." Mr. Newwed—"Eminently sensible, my dear." Mrs. Newwed—"And I've sent ofl the washer-woman and discharged the hired tfirl. I will do all the work my self." Mr. Newwed—"You're an angel, mj love." Mrs. Newwed—"And I took that box of imported cigars you bought, and traded them for two boxes of cheaper ones." Mr. Newwed—"Now, see herel Economy is a good thing, but there is noneedofyour becoming an unreason ing, faustical monomaniac on the sub ject."—New York Weekly. WISE WORDS. The way to get good is to do good. Pride's next door neighbor is shame. Love speaks the mother tongue ol everybody. Praise and doubt are never found to gether in any heart. Do less growling, brother, and perhaps you will do more growing. Darkness cau not put out a light. All it can do is to make it brighter. The best time to keep away from some people is wheu you are in trouble. The time when a woman has no mercj is when she gets a mouse in a trap. The man who has no business of his own to attend to always goes to bed tired. Wearing wigs and dying whiskers never deceives anybody but the people who do it. There are some people who think the music never amouuts to much except when they play first fiddle. If everybody's children were as good as their neighbors think they cfught to be, the sun would never set. It is a great thing for a man to have a thought, but it is a greater thing for the thought to have the man. If you cannot give a good reason for what you are doing, that is a good ! reason why you should not do it. It is a pretty sure sign that we have ! failings ourselves when wc are much j given to calling attention to tlie failings ; of others.—lndianapolis (fnd.) Ram's \ Horn. The Bluebird. You may expect him any time after j i the sun passes the winter solstice. In j I his musical engagements it is not a mat- j ter of dates, but opportunity. It is ! never a matter of importunity. Who j ever heard of a bluebird's song out of i season? It may be cold and snowy to- | morrow, but his wings tremblo in tlio j | nervous ecstasy of the present, and he j sings of the bit of spriug that now is. J j When the storm comes then he is silent, i I lie may fice before its breath, or, if it is late in the season, lie will fold his wing, I ' unstring his lute, and uncomplainingly j I wait till the vernal sun aud wind shall i come again. But let the merest slit of : sunlight gash the cloud, and he warbles j forth his greetings. He has been ac- i cused of trying to force the season. But it is not that. He is such a lover of the | very promises of nature that he is as happy iu hope as fruition. I found a group once shivering against a March snow-storin, late, as the sun ! was sinking, and stopped to watch them pitying their distress. Suddenly there was some commotion, which I at tributed to my presence and scrutiny— low conversational chatter, a quivering | of wings, a few flitting changes of posi tion, and then a gurgle of spring melody among the snow-drops. Astonished, I I turned to where the sun should be, and there, on the horizon's rim, its half-disk ! was burniug like a beacon. Two minutes ' later it was out of sight, the air was gloomy, the snow fell on, but the mor j row was a blue-bird day, indeed.—St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Wilton' I.e.'s. The demand for willow wood for arti ficial logs has grown immensely iu recent years. The funny men 011 the stage talk glibly of cork legs, but light willow limbs are inoro popular. English makers claim that the best willow iu the j world is to In- found along the banks of miall streams iu the southern countries, , and there seems some ground for their ' eonteution,although an immense quantity of good willow wood is c.it uvery year iu this country. Statistician* say that over 1,000,000 Ihigluh »poakiug men wear or walk ou woodeu legs, and this accounts for the enormous trade 111 limbs of this kind. The old-fashioned stump with an ir>m lip on it is seldom seen now. It was it great success in its day,aud with reason able care aud luck lasted clo»c ou a lifts - time; but it was too awkward uud con spicuous, not to s4y noisy, to be popular. The modern woodeu leg is more costly, but it is much more com i furtablc, and many .« man who is com pelled to walk with the aid of one cau 1 give pointers in deportment and grace toothers more blessed by lorUue. hi. Luuii Ulobe Democrat. A Might) lliif Ku(. rt. n Ooodin, of Turkey Creek, one moriuug Usl w.ekkilUd a red to* that lis 1 betu carrying on a war ol annihilation I among the poultry, It measured lour lr»-t front tip lo toe. A loot ol said fot ' haviug Ihe i! Hp with th# Knlerpris* »u oiler the same !• tue !ir»t hunter that pats his siilw upllo., It. ke«p asatrtiphy lot Ul» »kill. lkit«4S * Ig* ONB ENJOYS Both the method and results when Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and&ctf eentlyyet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleansed the sys tem effectually, dispels colds, bead icbes and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Syrup of Figs is iile only remedy of its kind ever pro ducert, pleasing to the taste ana ac ceptable to the stomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial in xts effects, prepared onlv from the most healthy and agreeable substances, its many excellent qualities com mend it to all and have made It the most popular remedy known- Syrup of Figs is for sale in 600 and $1 bottles by all leading drug gists. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will pro cure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it Do not accept any substitute. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. SAN f-RAHCISCO, CAL. tumviltk. KV. HEW *OltK m.% Two young city-bred women, daugh ters of a promincut wholesale merchant in San Francisco, Cal., named Lowensticn, tire living on and working n land claim in the State of Washington, between lladlock and Port Ludlow. They took up the claim two years ago and have lived ou it continuously since, built the cabin in which they live, and have cleared and grubbed twenty acres of land. Their nearest neighbor is four miles away. People* Know u tlood Thing. that's why remington typewriters are IN DEMAND. Some idea of the present wonderful growth of the typewriter business may be I gained from the fact that the sales ington typewriters for January and Febru ary 1592, exceeded those of the correspond ing months of 1891 by * 100,000. The great and constantly gaining popular ! ity of tlie Hemington is clearly shown by the fact that tlu business has more than doubled within three years. The Remington | factory at I lion. N T . Y., employs 7 cents a ln»x. The worst canes of female weakness readily : yield to Dr. Swan's i'astilej. Samples free. l)r. Swan, Heaver Dam. Wis. 1 Is it sensible? I sit reasonable? Is it economy | to suffer yourself and worry others wit ha head j ache when Bradyerotine will relieve you in I fifteen minutes? It costs only lifty cents a | bottle, at drugstores. I FITS stopped free by l)u. Kline's Great Nerve Restorer. No tits after tlrst day's use. I Marvelous cures. Treatise and trial bottle i free. Dr. Klino.JHttl Arch St.. Phi la.. Pa. i"The normal life, well being, and happiness j of mankind depend upon the physical health I and perfection of Wmnan." These are the words of Lydia E. I'inkham, and they are i true. "German Syrup" I must say a word as to the ef ficacy of German Syrup. I have i used it in my family for Bronchitis, I the result of Colds, with most ex , cellent success. I have taken it my self for Throat Troubles, and have | derived good results therefrom. I | therefore recommend it to my neigh- Mrs as an excellent remedy in such 1 cases. James T. Durette, Karlys- I vi'le, Va. Beware of dealers who l otter you "something just as good." I Always insist on having Boschee's I German Syrup. | Kennedy's Medical Discovery Takes hold in this order: Bowels, Liver, Kidneys, Inside Skin, Outside Skin, •wj'Uilki Utura II UfcAl M IM am You know whether you need It or not. • Ml llf IW) M lu»uul«»>uwl W DONALD KENNEDY, I Mill Ml MV, M* M |MW» Some of the gentlewomen of London who have gone into trade have by no means been deserted by their former friends. One of them, once a leader in the great world, now a fashionable dresß maker, serenely invited her friends to an afternoon tea a little while ago and entertained them by showing them "tbe new dresses she had for sale! Sanitary Wall* »nd Celling*. Q. Does the Bible have anything to say regarding sanitary walls? A. Head Leviticus, 14th Chapter, 3S-41 V °g Be What do modern sanitarians say. A. That wall paper and glue kalsomines are directly responsible for much qt the sick ness ignorantly attributed to other causes. The Chicago Inter-Ocean, in an article on papering walls, under the caption of "Nasty Practice," has this to say. "Our Health Officer, Dr- DeWolfe, says the free passage ot air through Walls of living l-ooms is an Important element iu proper ventilation. The practice of repapering rooms by layer upon layer of wall paper, marie adhesive by glue or paste, which adds a decomposing material to the nasty prac tice, can receive nothing but condemnation from the sanitarian. The perfect wall for domestic habitation is of material which re sists decomposition in every form, and which permits the free passage of air. It seems to me that Alabastine is admirably adapted for the purpose." The Doctor agrees with the Inter-Ocean, that a special law should l>e passed to pre vent the practice of pasting repeated layers of paner on the walls. Write the Alabastine Co., Grand Rapids, Michfor supplement from the report of the Michigan State Board of Health, entitle I "Sanitary Walls and Ceilings.'' Remember the name, Alabastine, made from alabaster rock. Pale green will be much used this sea son in combination with light tan cloths, and green in pine, moss, sage, etc., also pale yellow with gray and fawn gowns. For strengthening and clearing the voice, use "Biiown's Bronchial Thociies."— "l have commended them to friends who wero public speakers, and they have proved ex tremely serviceable."—Her). J/imrj/ Ward Beecher, BreißammmMßßmnmiEiEgamaßi | ST. JACOBS OIL | ! THE CREAT REMEDY FOR PAIN, gg II CURKS ESS RHEUMATISM, II BACKACHE, „ 0g H ill sciatica, I al-l H H SPRAINS, JBtB 1! I bruises, JmSmßSam | I BURNS. gfr-MMBBBmm 11 ! I WOUNDS, I I i SWELLINGS, V ; i I FROST-BITES, I ! II NEURALGIA. if krrnsoaamßmMgsssrr: —.J Ely's Cream Balm PR*«'£jS| ((I ICKI.Y Cl ItKU i&CO^N R Ht> 0 ] COLD in HEAD^/| Apply Halm Into each nostril. I LY im<)S„ .Vi Warren St., N. Y. X- 500 1 •••••••••• •Tuft's Tiny Pills* • Htlmutato tlio torpid liver. 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A brick of our II celebrated Knglish J Mushroom Spawn a. mailed, post paid, vl for 25c. ](iiin('.ak a I»INFR fit Co., Seed Growers Importers and healffH, l'hila delphia, l'a. ■ • Seeds:—New Catalogue for is*).' now ready Free Send *or it m ■ ■ 1 GARFIELD TEA U iirWd «»| kick llaadarha, II uifat |SO.OO^H§S w 11 a ii nrrjr.l 111 r»,rr AkuHlt* RHli U4ll|>rN»- Lie lu * » c r » jtlUi r. r':f, uuccu -ii'-'S wYCELIV i:v. J. W JIIM.. iMtruuinSi M,t|> M 'lutiMiN Tic. ni 5H%/ni w miiiini'""! ' ■ rsu(...uiui 0 M I' » lUlliMll hil l'*U!»li • M I m ** * * Wesieu, la \ The feed is planted when you feel "run-Hown" and "used-up." Malarial, typhoid or bilious fevers spring from it* —all sorts of diseases. Don't take &ny risk. Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery invigorates the system and repels disease. It starts the torpid liver into healthful action, puriiies and enriches the blood, and restores health and vigor. As an appetizing, restorative tonic, it sets at work all the processes of diges tion and nutrition, and builds up flesh and strength. For all diseases that come from a disordered liver and impure blood, skin, scalp and scrofulous affections, it's the only remedy that's guaranteed. If it doesn't benefit or euro in every case, you have your money back. You pay only for the good you get. The worst cases yield to the mild, soothing, cleansing and heal ing properties of Dr. Hage's Catarrh Remedy. That's why the proprie tors can, and do, promise to pay SSOO for a case of Catarrh in the Head which they cannot cure. How , When & Where to b7iy\ ARK VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION'S IN KVERT MAN'S MIND WHO CONTEMPLATES TUB PURCHASE of a New Spring Suit or Overcoat. If you would have them i readily and satisfactorily an sii'cred Call 011 and see his complete stock of New Spring Styles: Suits to order from 8=5.00. 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