MIHB Mat tie A. Cobb of Providence, R. I. For the terrible weakness and prostration After the Crip, Diphtheria Typhoid Fever, Scarlet Fever, Pneumonia, Malaria Fever, etc.. Hood's Sarsaparllla has been used with wonderful success as a building-up medicine and blood purifier. For example, read the following from Miss Maftie A. Cobb of Providence, R. 1., and her mother. Miss Cobb is a young lady of 18, a Picture of Health and a promising pupil in the Hljzh School. Her father Is a well-known police officer. "Messrs. C. I. Hood ft Co.: "I write to tell how much good Hood's Sarsaparllla has done for mo. I had diphtheria and was sick for a year aftcrwar', being Weak, Blind and Helpless 1 used one bottle of Hood's Sarsaparllla and it made mf well and strong.*' Mattie A. Cobb, South Ches ter Avenue, Providence, 11. I. "As my daughter wanted to write how well she liked Hood's Sarsaparllla, I thought I would say a few words. I think it is the Createst Blood Purifier before the people. Some of my frleuds say 'go away with your medicine.' I said the same once, but since ray daughter ha* taken Hood's Sarsaparilla My opinion has changed considerably." Mrs. Geo. N. Cobb, Providence, R L Hood'* PI I la do not weaken the system like other cathartics, but actually tone up and give strength. JOHNSON'S Anodyne Liniment. m ORIGINATED IN 1810. v 1 nnrr or iti aluost a ceittubi. Everv traveler. Kvery family should keep It at hand, for tlie common UN of life ifable to occur to any one. ft Is Soothing. Healing and Penetrating. Once used nl ways wanted? Sold everywhere. I*riee3sc.,slx.s2. Full particulars free. 1. S. JOHNSON Jt CO.. BOBTOK. A SICK LIVER Is (lie cause of mo*t of tlie deprcsaijig, pnin ful nnd iiiipleaaiint neuwn;iouN nnd wnfl'cr ingn with which wr are afllicted; nnd theft* an fie ring* will continue no loug nn the Liv er In allowed to rcmnin in thl* aick or ftlug giah condition. To ntinnilitie the Liver nnd other diges tive orgnnM to a normal condition and henlthy activity, there in no better medi cine than DADWAY'S It PILLS The most perfect, safe and reliable Cathartic that has ever been compounded PURELY VEGE TABLE, positively containing no Mercury or other deleterious substances; having all tbo beneficial properties that Mercury Is j>ossessed of as a cathartic without the danger of any of Its evil consequences, they have superseded Mercury .and have become the Pill of Modern Science. Elegantly coated and with out taste, there Is no difficulty In swallowing H A I). IV A Y'S PI mild and gentle or thorough in their operations, according to the dose, they arc the favorites of the present time. Thev cure all disorders of the stomach. Liver, Powefs. Kidneys, Hladder, Nervous Diseases. Long of Appetite, Headache, ('ustivoness, Indigestion, Dys pepsia. ItlliouMi'-sH, Fever, Inflammation of the Bow els, Piles, and all the degrangements of the Internal Viscera. 'JS cents a l*>x.—sold by druggists. DIL. The casting out of the devil of disease was once a sign of authority. Now we take a little more time about it and cast out devils by thousands—we do it by knowledge. Is not a man who is taken possession of by the germ of consumption possessed of a devil ? A little book on CAREFUL LIVING and Scott's Emulsion of cod-liver oil will tell you how to exorcise him if it can be done. Free. Scott .% Bowwr, Chemist*, i a South sth Avenue, New York. Yoar druggist keep* Scott'* Ein il%ion cf cod-liver oil—all druggw> C » fi. )> " N YNU-13 OH. KILMCR'S S§6ir Kidney, Liver and Bladder Cure. Itlftfii iiiutUiit, I ', pain In j«»iiiu«»r l*w* W. ti i« k dust in urine, cull*, irritation, hiMattiaiioti, frawi, ulr< i*u< it or cat*rrh «d Uit^kr, Disordered l.iver, lmii«iml * igi »ti »n, g«Mit, hllll I- I«»«* it n taafct slUti. IU .**!»«• a ill »» mi U. ». .« 11... ! • Maal, % t lining lata, AOr. H|n , $1 .Oil %lis. ~la*alM»' <*'ii4e Up (.«• fnasiiHallo I»H. Kli HII \ • <»., |t|»l«NA MT»i* N V WANTED THE MERRY SIDE OF LIFE. SiORrES THAT ABE TOLD BY THE FUNNY MEN OF THE PRESS. Bis Rave Chance—Kato -Not Kaslly He-arranged—Sarcastic -Willing to Mind—Sententious, Ktc.. Ktc. Down the street hw softly corner Smiles polite and bland; Scrapes serenely, and with joy Takes me by the hand. Hopes I'm feeling very well- Says I'm looking so; Passes onward, while a smile Sets his cheeks aglow. He's a pedagogue, and knows Just as ha s alive; I have got a little boy Somewhat more than five. —Puck. WILLING TO MIND. Mamma (hurriedly)—"Dot,l wish you'd mind the baby." Little Dot (mystified)—"l don't know what he says."' NOT EASILY HE-ARRANGED. Indulgent Mamma—"Well, what does my little pet want now ? " Little Pet (sleepily)—"l wish the sun wouldn't gfet up so early in the morning." SARCASTIC. "Are you the head barber ? " asked Spatts, as he took his sent in the chair. "Yes, sir," replied the artist; "you don't see a chiropodist's sign hanging up in the shop, do you 1 " RARE CHANCE. Mr 3. Binks—"The paper says a West ern woman has a baby that has never cried in its life. ' Mr. Binks—'By .Tovc 1 I wondei how she'll trade."—New York Weekly. BENTENTIOCB. Schoolmaster—"Of what does the sur face of the earth consist ? " Pupil—"Land and water." Schoolmaster —"What do land and water make ? " Pupil—"Mud." PROPERTIES LACKING. Small Boy—"Papa, I wish you'd buy me a goat." Papa—"You haven't any harness, or cart, or—" Small Boy—"Don't need ncno. Us boys is startin' a secret society." FATE. Cobwigger—"Did you ever hear what became of that baby who fell out of the fourth story window and escaped un hurt !" Mcrritt—"Yes. When lie grew up ha fell oC a chair and broke his neck." KOT SO BAD. Mrs. De Fashion—"Where is your mamma?" Little Miss Do Style—"She's in the library, sweeping the floor." Mrs. Dc Fashion—"Horrors! With a vulgar broom?" Little Miss De Style—"No'm; with pa."—Good Words. ACTIONS BELIED IIIS WORDS. Briggs "Seen Vickers anywhere?" Braggs—"No. What's up?" Briggs—"l understand that ho has been talking about me. I want to find him, and let him know that his remarks ire a matter of absolute indilferenco to me. I've been hunting him all the after qood."—lndianapolis Journal. THE INDOLENT O\RDENEU. Mrs.Suburb—"Nomore milk? What's the matter? Gardener—"The cow has stopped given' milk, mum." •'Goodness me! Why?" "Becau?e she's dry, mum." "Then why iu the world don't you give her a driuk?"—Sew Yor.v Weekly. QCOTINU TUK DOCTORS. Mother—"You haven't eleaued your teeth tins morning." Small Boy—"Doctor Pullem says the time to clean teeth is at night. ' Mother—"Hut you never clean them at night?" Small Boy—"No'm. Doctor Fillem says the best time is io the morning."— Good News. roßTir, but not Tnm. They had been thwarted in all their attempts to evade parental jurisdiction and unite their emotional interests, tiiul the giri was iu despair. "Ah, darling," he said hopefully, "love laughs at locksmiths." •'Yes, dearie," she sighed, "but the locksmiths get thcro just the same. ' Detroit Free Press. terrible! Bereaved Wife (to nurse)—"Do you think luy hussand will live till to-mor row i" Nurse—"laiu afraid not, madam, ami [ would advise you to order a mourning dress at once." Wife (wringing her hands) —"This i» terrible. How would you havu it trimmed!" —Cloak Itevlew. rwx was a bit Torrnr. Algy •—"l)o you think, my love, that your ffcthcr will eoiineut to our mar I n»ge?"' Atiguly—"Of cour»e papa will be sorry to lose me, durling." Al-j-—"But I will say to him that instead of losing a daughter he will gam | i| SOB ! ' Aii-ely—"l wouldn't do that, love, if you leally waul me. Papa has three Mich son* living at home now. and he's a little bit touchy uu the point."—-Tui lilts. UOIMO T>*> KXTHKIE*. Mr* Me* wed--"My dear, a* you said we must io everythiug possible to econ oiuia*. 1 have been at work turning nty old diesses,aud 1 eau uiaks most of tlifeui do another year. It won't take me oyer si* weeks to pet through, and then I'll re-shape and re-trim my old bonnets." Mr. Newwed—"That is very sensible, I must say." Mrs. Newwed—"l have also been trying some waxed thread and a coarse needle on my old shoes, and I believe they'll last six months longer; and I've turned that old carpet we bought second hand, and given it a thorough washing, so that it will do very nicely; and I'm going to make some curtains for the up stairs windows, to avoid buying new ones." Mr. Newwed—"Eminently sensible, my dear." Mrs. Newwed—"And I've sent ofl the washer-woman and discharged the hired girl. I will do all the work my self." Mr. Newwed—"You're an angel, my love." Mrs. Newwed—"And I took that box of imported cigars you bought, and traded them for two boxes of cheaper ones." Mr. Newwed— "Now, see here! Economy is a good thing, but there is noneedofyour becoming an unreason ing, fanatical monomaniac on the sub ject."—New York Weekly. WISE WORDS. The way to get good is to do good. Pride's next door neighbor is shame. Love speaks the mother tongue of everybody. Praise and doubt are never found to gether in any heart. Do less growling, brother, and perhaps you will do more growing. Darkness cau not put out a light. All it can do is to make it brighter. The best time to keep away from some people is wheu you are in trouble. The time when a woman has no mercj 13 when she gets a mouse in a trap. The man who has no business of his I own to attend to always goes to bed | tired. Wearing wigs and dying whiskers never deceives anybody but the people who do it. There are some people who think the music never amouuts to much except | when they play first fiddle. If everybody's children were as good as their neighbors think they cfught to be, the sun would never set. It is a great thin# for a man to have a thought, but it is a greater thing for the thought to have the man. If you cannot give a good reason for what you are doing, that is a good reason why you should not do it. It is a pretty sure sign that we have 1 failings ourselves when we are much I given to calling attention to the failings ; of others.—lndianapolis (Ind.) Ram's j Horn. The Bluebird. You may expect him any time after i the sun passes the winter solstice. In j his musical engagements it is not a mat- j | ter of dates, but opportunity. It is never a matter of importunity. AV'ho ever heard of a bluebird's song out of season? It may be cold and snowy to- j morrow, but his wings tremble in tho j i nervous ecstasy of the present, and he , of the bit of spring that now is. j i When the storm comes then he is silent, j He may tlec before its breath, or, if it is late in the season, he will fold his wintf, 1 ' unstring his lute, and uncomplainingly j i wait till the vernal sun and wind shall come again. But let the merest slit of sunlight the cloud, and he warbles forth his greetings. He has been ac- j cused of trying to force the season. But it is not that. He is such a lover of the j very promises of nature that he is as j happy in hope as fruition. I found a group once shivering against I a March snow-storm, late, as thi sun j was sinking, anil stopped to watch ' them pitying their distress. Suddenly I there was some commotion, which I at ; tributed to my presence and scrutiny—.'; . ' low conversational chatter, a quivering nf wings, a few Hitting changes of posi tion, and then a gurgle of spring melody among tho mow drops. Astonished, I j turned to whore the sua should be, and there, ou the horizon's ri:n, its half-disk j was burning like a beacon. Two minutes 1 later it was out of sight, the air was gloomy, the snow fell on, but the tnor | row wa» a blue-bird day, indeed.—St. LouN Globe-Democrat. Willow Leffg. The demand for willow wood for arti ficial legs has grown immensely in recent years. The funny men on the stage talk glibly of cork but light willow limbs are more popular. English makers claim that the best willow iu the I world is to be found along the banks of small stream* iu the southern countries, and there seems some ground for their ' contention,although an immense quantity of good »illow wood is cat every year iu this country. Statistician* say that over 1,000,000 Knglish spenkiug men wear or walk on wooden legs, and this Recount* for the enormous trade in limbs of this kind. The old-fashioned stump with an Iron ' tip on it is seldom seen now. it was a success in its day,and with reason able care and luck lasted clo*e ou a life -1 time; but it was too awkward and con - spumous, not to say noisy, to be popular. The modern wooden leg is more costly, but it is much morn com- I forUhlc, and many a man who is com pelled to walk with the aid of one can , give |K>uiters iu deportment and grace toothers more blessed by fortJUe. St. 1 Luuis Ulobe Democrat. \ .Hiitht) dig I'm. Ri n Rondin, of Turkey Creek, one merniug last week killed a red fox that had been carrying on a war ol annihilation amu.it; the poultry. H miuuureil four feeen left with the Enterprise we offer the same t« the first hunter that |««» his sultscriptlo.i to keep as a trophy ol hit skill. —W«»aw bnioijirise. ■ |||| ONB ENJOYS Both the method and results when Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, andacte gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleanses the ay» tem effectually, dispels colds, bead ->ehes and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Syrup of Figs is tile only remedy of its kind ever pro duced, pleasing to the taste ana ao> ceptahle to tlis stomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial u»fits effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances, its many excellent qualities com mend it to all and. have made it the most popular remedy known. Syrup or Figs is for sale in 500 and $1 bottles by all leading drug gists. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will pro cure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it. Do not accept any substitute. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. SAN HRANCISCO, CAL. mmviut. KV. HBW ram, ** Two youDg city-bred women, daugh ters of a prominent wholesale merchant in San Francisco, Cal., named Lowenstien, are living on and working a land claim in the State of Washington, between lladlock and Port Ludlow. They took up the claim two years ago and have lived on it continuously since, built the cabin in which they live, and have cleared and grubbed twenty acres of land. Their nearest neighbor is four miles away. People KIIUU II («ood Tiling. THAT'S WHY REMINGTON TYPEWRITERS ARE IN DEMAND. Some idea of the present wonderful growth of tho typewriter business ninv be gained from the fact that the sales of Rem ington typewriters for January and Febru ary. exceeded those of the correspond ing months of 1891 by SIOO,OOO. I'he great and constantly gaining popular ity of the Remington is clearly *hown by the fact that tha business has more than doubled within three years. The Remington factory at Ilion. N T . Y., employs 7tX) men to 1111 the demand cr -ated by the sales agents, Wyckotr. Seaman* & Benedict, who dispose of machines at the astonishihg rate of one every five minutes. OTATE or OHIO, L/ITY OF 1 OLE DO, I LUCAS COUNTY ' Frank J. (.'henry makes oath that he Is the senior partner of the firm of F.J.Cheney & Co. dofuK business in the City of Toiedo County and state aforesaid, and that said Arm i will nay the sum of SIOO for each and ever> ; of catarrh that cannot be cured Dy the use of Hall's Catarrh Cure. Fkank .i. CHENEY. Sworn to before me and subscribed .n my Dresence, thistSth day of December A. I) M , A. W. Li LEASON, I 'I SEAI. - 1 ' —-, ' Xatary Public. \ Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken internally and \ acts directly on the blood and mucous surface* | I of the system. Send for testimonials, free. K. .1. CHI NEY At CO., Toledo, O. Sold by l)ruggist*, 7«V. Youug married ladies find in Lydia K. Pink- I ham's Vegetable Compound a trusty friend I and in the "Guide to Health and Etiquette" a i hook that answers all tb» ir questi«ms. Bf.KCIIAM'S I'ills will cure constipation j keen the blood tool and the liver in good ! working order; price 85 cents a Imx. I'he worst cases of female weakness readily : yield to l»r. Swan's i*astile«. samples free. l>r. Swan, Heaver Dam. Wis. Is it sensible? Is it reasonable? Is it economy j to suffer yourself ami worry others wit ha head ache when Mradycrotine will relieve you in I fifteen minutes'/ It costs only fifty cents a j bottle, at drug stores. FITS stopped free by lht. KI.IM'S OItEAT NERVE KKHTOKEIL NO tits after first (lav's use. I Marvelous cures. Treat im* and fl trial bottle i free. Dr. Kline. Ml Arch St., Fhila.. Pa. I"The normal life, well being, and happiness j of mankind depend upon the physical health and perfection of Woman." The*»e are tho i | words of Lydia K. Pink ham, and they are ! true. "German Syrup" I must say a word as to the ef ficacy of German Syrup. I have I used it in my family for Hroncbitis, i the result of Colds, with most ex- I cellent success. I have taken it my self for Throat Troubles, and have derived gi>od results therefrom. I j therefore recommend it to my neigh Mrs as an excellent remedy in such cases. James T. Durette, Karlys j v'le, Va. Beware of dealers who I otter you "something just as pood." I Always insist on having Uoschee's I German Syrup. Kennedy's MedicalOiscovery Takes hold in this order: Bowels. Liver, Kidnevs, Inside Skin, Outside Skin, Dn.lix .'•rfUilmi tofura » U»i x«»l la o. am You know whether you need it or not. Md bt ...»> itruMiM, .■>>! m»«ul«rlur*l u> DONALD KENNEDY, HIIXHIMV, MIW. Some of the gentlewomen of London who have gone into trade have by no means been deserted by their former friends. One of them, once a leader in the great world, now a fashionable dress maker, serenely invited her friends to an afternoon tea a little while ago and entertained them by showing them the new dresses she had for sale! Sanitary Wall" "nil Celling*. Q. Does the Bible have anything to say regarding sanitary walls? A. Head Leviticus, 14th Chapter, 88-41 verses. Q. What do modern sanitarians say. A. That wall paper and glua kftlsomines are directly responsible for much O| GOLD IN HEADp°»ffj| Apply Halm Into each nostril. KLY TIROS.. 56 Warren St., N. V BBr 50c] •••••••••• •Tutt's Tiny Pills* • .tluiiiliitr till" torplil llT«-r,strowttlipn A l!i«- iligrsttro nritiint. rc«nl»»<* tli«- w • ImwHn, ami iiro unrqualra man niitl- bilious mi'illfliif. I»ow HIIIHII. rno«-. V Oltrr, :tl» A 41 I'ark I'ltirr, N. Y. | •«•••••••• WOi-J-J i'AKifa, ib 'tt. Wo BAKER & CO S If I Breaklast Cocca iroa> WD «cl> t&e exceM oi renioved. r L Is absolutely jmre o»ui ~~ il is soluble* No Chemicals US' if u arc aaeC' ocup it«adenc»oo»roousv I »nlc«, utrcnjttheningf CAfllt? J riuEi«TEb t aod atimmbtf adapc«u iot irv&uoa 3U. «•! or lor rn rwona ip tieaJtiv. Nolo oy tiroeerfc every where* W BAKER ACQ.. PorchettcT, Matt :■ 1 » V 1 ■ mm, ■ ■ m a MONEY MUSHROOMS ® More money im Ihera for lean outlay than B any other crop. Aliy otic with a cellar or *ta hlccan raikf thrm m *Hir I'rimcr to. Trier M P telU the \%holrC J ntory. Free. Srtwl J for it. Ahrick of our II • crlchratcil w# ». Spawn II 1 mailed, pout pawl J ■ lor W JOHN CAM ■ ™ Co., Ser*\ < lmporter» iH-alcrn, i'hila -0 ISOIBO w ready Free Send "or it. ■ ■ ■ ■ HniiilF QARFIELO TEA;.::: KJ| liluiltl U.I Hick lUid.rK.l AO- -"'i.u.v.r'i.'cr.b: pTI %J \J , .air itimrl I i .11 .rtUi. w 11 .I 1. ii.r.vd It, r»rr» Abamr .Mil 1»41ipr«..- blr in . —all sorts of diseases. Don't take risk. Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical % Discovery invigorates the system and repels disease. It starts the torpid liver into healthful action, purities and enriches the blood, and restores health and vigor. As an appetizing, restorative tonic, it sets at work all the processes of diges tion and nutrition, and builds up flesh and strength. For all diseases that come from a disordered liver and impure blood, skin, scalp and scrofulous affections, it's the only remedy that's guaranteed. If it doesn't benefit or cure in every case, you have your money back. You pay only for the good yon get. The worst cases yield to the mild, soothing, cleansing and heal ing properties of Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. That's why the proprie -1 tors can, and do, promise to pay SSOO for a case of Catarrh in the ' Head which they cannot cure. How, When & Where to bny\ ARE VERY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS IN «VERT MANB MIND NVIIO CONTEMPLATES TILK PURCHASE of a New Spring Suit or Overcoat. If you would have them I readily and satisfactorily a)i szi'et ed Call on and see his complete stock of New Spring Styles: Suits to orJer from S;?.oo. Trousers to or.ler from 5 j.oo. Address store nearest to you, for samples etc. A Sample Cake of Soip ni»>l l-'* LNLK.- '« L UL» /TACUL SUAP]^|H ha'ink uiiil I / » CRTLR— L^IP^SKIN Mr ,. 11. R. I'II.IT «<•«. RIBFTREI V-.I S*.'. N-V "'I. .1.,; X mti* i»y Iriivr. _, < _ * t4 lliti P*t»u»i i'f SM'I W I at |W* parhftf" with •«ny FULILY V¥A"#ANT|D«-«» > S TON SCAIIS >6Ofw«HHT "'"J|ONES • BIMSHAMTOH.NKL