THE MERRY SIDE OF MFE. BTORrES THAT ARB TOIiD BY THE FUNNY MEN OF THE PRESS. Bitter Sweet—Xlio Best Way—Cir cumlocution—Old liove Letters Ainusmjr, Ktc., Etc. When you would make a present, Your love to testify; You find, while it is pleasant, . It's also very high. —Judge. CIRCUMLOCUTION. He—"Do you know what I'd do if I were you?" I She—"No; what?" He—"l'd marry me."— Puck. NOT GUILTY. "There goes poor Jones—bankrupt ever since his trial." "Did he break the law?" "No; the law broke him."— Puck, TIIE BEST WAT. Friend—"How cau you tell whether a joke is—your jokes are original?" Joke Writer —"I can't—always—l leave that for the editor to do."— Yankee Blade. NOT "SKUNKED." "Cau»lit anything, bub?" said the man to the lad who was fishing. "No, sir; but I'm goin' to ketch something." "How soon?" "Soon as I git homo to mother" OLD LOVE LETTERS AMUSING. Two Years after Marriage: She— "What a pleasure it is, Henry, to read over our old love letters!" He—"Yes, positively amusing." She (sotto voice) —"And to think that I once loved this brute!"— Boston Tran script. HIGH AS HAMAN. "Did ycu know my brother?" said the Eastern visitor. "Ye 3, he was very interesting ;remark ably high strung." "You bet he was," rejoined the na tive, "after the vigilance committee got through with him." HE KNEW HE WAS RIGHT. Senior Partner—"Higgins, how do you spell received?" Junior Clerk—"R-e-c-e-i-v-e-d." Senior Partner—"Just the way I wrote it." (Then there came the sound of a knife scratching on paper from the sen ior partner's desk.) — Puck. LOVE AND MONEY. Upson Downes—"Last evening I was introduced to a girl worth three mill ions." Rowne de Bout—"Great Ctesar! AVhat j did you do?" Upson Downes—"l asked her if she believed in 'love at first sight.' " WISE IN HIS GENERATION. Rev. Hawkins—"Ah! Deacon Dives, you are deep in monopolies aud syndi cates and all that sort of things. But remember, dear brother, what the Bible says, 'Put not your trust in riches.' " Deacon Dives—"l don't; I put my riches in trusts."— Detroit Free Press. NOT ALTOGETHER A SUCCESS. "There is only one thing I regret about my last failure," said a Chicago business man confidentially to a friend. "What's that?" asked his friend in- j quisitively. "The thirty-three cents on the dollar j that I was obliged to pay."— tiotnerville Journal. "TWO SOULS," ETC. "How didyou ever come to marry, old man? Thought you'd determined to stay single?" "I had; but I was introduced one day to a girl who had determined never to marry, and our thoughts seemed to harmonize so completely that—well, we j married each other."— Puck. EXPLOITING nER PURCHASE. Bingo—"l'm going to bring my wife around to call on you to-night." Witherby—"That's right; but do me a favor, old man. Don't let her wear her new sealskin cloak. I don't want my wife to see it just now." Bingo (grimly)—"Why,that's what we are coming for."— Cloak Ilevieto. HER FEELINGS WERE NOT HURT. "Nellie, I wish you'd be a better little girl," said a father to his little daugh ter. "You have no idea how sorry I am that mamma has to scold you so con tinually." "Don't worry about it, pa," was the reply of the little angel. "I'm not one of those sensitive children. Generally, I don't hear what she says."— Comic. FOUND nis LEVEL. Old Friend—"Well, old boy, how have you been getting along? Did you succeed as a novelist?" Mr. Soarhigh—"No; the publishers said my imagination was too lively— plots lacked probability, you know—so I had to give it up; but I'm doing first rate." "What at?" "Writing railway advertisements."— New York Weekly. THE IGNORANCE OF MAN. Inventor—"Oh, the fatality of thingsl Here I have an invulnerable, non-atmos pheric, spectacular, refractive, non-re verbrating, non-oscillatory watch, per fect in detail and mechanism; and yet I am almost starving." Friend—"Why don't you sell the patent?" Inventor—"The fools won't buy it, just because it won't keep time. The driveling idiots!"— Jewelers' Circular. HOW BLIFKINS DID IT. Mr. BUfkins (to Miss Dorthy, with whom he is deeply smitten and cannot find a way to propose)— "l hate these weddings with so much fuss and feathers, so many guests nnd flowers and music and all that. When I'm married there'll be no oDe present but myself, the bride and the minister." Miss Dorothy—"Oh, I'm so sorry 1 I was hoping to get an invitation to your wedding. Such an old friend as I should not be left out." Mr. Blifkins—"When I'm married you will be there."— Judge. AN ABLE FINANCIER. As a young man passed «long the street a resident remarked to a visitor: "That is one of our ablest financiers." "Why, lam astonished," was the re ply. "lie dosen't look to be over twen ty-five." "Ht isn't so old as that, even." "How does he happen to be so suc cessful?" "Blamed if I know. He came here a stranger three years ago, with nothing except his good looks, and to-day he is the husband of the richest woman in the town."— Detroit Free Press. PRAISE MEANS MORE SALARY. "Young Legalcap is a smart fellow," said the manager of the collection de partment to the great lawyer. "Yes? What's he been doing now?" asked the great lawyer. "Why, he was in the office alone yes terday when he heard that Silk & Satin were financially embarrassed. We are holding one or two claims against them and he rushod out and slapped on an attachment just fifteen minutes before they closed theii doors." "Got in ahead of everyone, did ho?" Beat every other creditor," said the manager. The great lawyer looked pleased. "It was a good piece of work," he said. "I like to see a young man with some enterprise and brains. What did you do?" "I told him it was a good piece of work." "What!" The great lawyer looked startled. "Why, I complimented him for his promptness and business sense." "Greatgoodness, man, that will never do!" cried the great lawyer. "He'll be asking lor more salary. Go out and tell him that if he hadn't been here the office, boy could havo done it just as well."— Chicago Tribune. WISE WORDS. Some family trees are very shady. Opinions change and men change with them. Beautiful thoughts are the flowere of the mind, ! Kind words are the yeast that raise am' lighten home. ! One trouble sometimes makes us for get a thousand mercies. The effect of cruel words lost longer than do the effect of cruel blows. Never strike a horse that is pulling his best, even if the progress be slow. Resisting temptations is like banking up your house to keep out the cold. Any fool can attempt to tear down, but idiocy is no help in building up. It pleases a man more to call himself a fool than to have another do it for him. He who thinks he can't win is sure to bo right about it, for he has already lost. The love of glory can only create a hero—the contempt of it creates a great man. It generally happens that insane men at large have good guns and know how to use them. When a man can't make a fool of you in any other way he can do it by repeat ing in earnest the things you said in fun. Never expect a man to pin his faith to a friend; he should nail it. It is only women who can pin things so they will stay. It is too often the case that a man with one talent can marry any woman he will, I and a woman with two talents will marry any man she can. The pretty attentions a young woman shows men are really intended to catch a prince for a husband; but, poor girl, j she usually finds i', .necessary to com | promise on a pauj/er. There is nothing rjiirer than honesty, : nothing sweeter than charity, nothing ■ warmer than love, nothing richer than ! wisdom, nothing brighter than virtue, and nothing more stendfast than faith. Grasshopper's Lo?s in His Eye. Doctor Baldwin says: "One day a railroad engineer came into my office in great pain. lie had a bandage over his right eye. 'I am suffering frightfully, doctor,' he said, 'with my eye. There is something in it. I was running my engine at a high rate of speed, with my head out of the cab window, looking down the track to see that there was no obstruction. I passed through a lot of grasshoppers, and one of them struck me in the eye.' I examined the man's eye, and sure enough the legs of the hopper had penetrated the poor fellow's eye aud were giving him great pain. The saw like legs had almost completely filled up the eye. I placed him under the influ ence of ether and began the operation of extracting the grasshopper's legs. After a tediou3 job I succeeded in removing the impediment, and the man got well without his sight being affected."— St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Americans' (Juiet Dinners. "There is one peculiarity of Ameri can life," said a famous Frenchman in the hotel lobby, "that challenges the attention of the Continental, and that is the funeral aspect of the American dining room at meal time. Your people are decidedly English in this respect. It is apparently regarded a3 a Lreach of de corum for people to talk at dinner. Perhaps it is the legitimate outgrowth of centuries of tahje d'hote. Your pub lic dining rooms are as oppressive as the funeral services over the .body of one * best friend.''— Nem York Herald. NEWS AND NOTES FOB WOJIEN. Tall girls are now the fashion. Children's hats still remain very large. Utility hats are trimmed with bands of fur. The latest sailor shape has a rather high crown. In millinery, yellow has lost none of its popularity. Nellie Gashman is one of the best min ing experts in Arizona. In passementeries the pearl-wrought garniture takes the lead. Two ladies were returned to Parlia ment in Edward Ill's reign. Mousseline de soic is the proper ma terial for a debutante's gown. A German countess is the cook in a New York restaurant kitchen. Grace M. Thomas is the only woman real ostate agent in Washington. Of the 4659 fiorist firms in our coun try 312 are conducted by women. Young wotneji aro not allowed to graduate from Garman universities. There are in the United States 2500 women who possess medical diplomas. Beavers and white Mongolian are tho fashionable furs for trimming children's costumes. Mmo. de Lesscps is forty years younger than her husband, tho builder of the Suez Canal. Montana's World's Fair Commission has set aside §SOOO of the State's appro priation for the use of the women. According to the charter of Demorest, a small town in Georgia, women aro en titled to vote there and to hold office. Kate Field says that American women spend §62,000 a year for cosmetics, most of which are poisonous compounds. Miss Annie Corbin, of New York, will receive from her father, Austin Corbin, on her wedding day, a check for §1,000,- 000. The chic little toques and saucy sailor shapes are particularly becoming to young faces, and are made of feather, felt, fur and velvet. Swedish women are taking advantage of university education more than any other nationality of women in proportion to their numbers. It costs in the neighborhood of §25 a year to keep a live, wide-awake child in stockings of the grade known in trade as full regular fast die. At a prize drill in Petcrsboro, N. 11., a few days ago, the young women sur passed the young men both in marching and in the manual of arms. The French milliners use little fancy pins in place of stichcs wherever possible. The trimming on some of the new hats is entirely put on with pins. Mrs. Mary Lowell, of New York, a practical electrician, has invented a con trivance by which she is enabled to light her kitchen lire from the bed-room. It is believed that there are 1800 pro fessional women painters, sculptors aud engravers in Paris, France, besides those who live by painting menus, faus, etc. Some of the gauzes and fancy nets are so cheap, aud yet etlective, that bright fresh gowns will be the rule rather than the exception at the winter Cinderella*. A marked characteristic of the hats and bonnets of the season is the tilted appearance they present, caused by the setting of pointed wings at tho extreme back. Among novel things in jewelry is a ring composed of seven fine gold wires, each incrusted with small diamonds, rubies, sapphires or emeralds. The wirei arc twisted together in a band. Suspender straps of velvet or bands of embroidered silk attached to a peasant bodice are worn over skirts of ludiasilk; a contrasting color is the rule, the skirts ig of a lighter shade than the dress. Madolinc S. Bridges is one of the few poets who is a good housekeeper, a girl who is fond of her home aad a splendid manager, as well as a genius. Theso qualities arc seldom fouud in combina tion. An excellent method of cleaning a black or dark-colored cashmere or Hen rietta dress is with soap bark. Buy live cents' worth, put two quarts of cold water on it, and boil it down to a quart. Strain this liquid and sponge the dress ■with it after ripping it completely. Out of Sorts Describes a feeling peculiar to persons of dyspeptic tendency, or caused by change of climate, season or life. The stomach is out of order, tho head aches or does not feci right, The Nerves seemed strained to their utmost, the mind la con fused and irritable. This condition finds an excel lent corrective In Hood's Sarsaparllla, which, by its regulating and toning powers soon Cures Indigestion restores harmony to tbe system, gives strength of mind, nerves aud body. Be sure to get Hood's Sarsaparllla which in curative power is Peculiar to Itself. Sheridan's Condition Powders AK^ HENS; i JK^ li you can't set it send to us. We ma.il oito pack *c. Flrefl. At 1-4 lb.eantl.9o. Bix, 112. RJC. naiil. Fonitry Raiting Gttitl «, with |l orders. ft. JPHN-*QW<*ori •"fNwtom Hon WO St... Boston, Maw. N Y N U—g ••® ©••••••• THE SMALLEST PILL IN THE WORLD 1 • XXJTT'S Z •TINY LIVER PILLS• • hard all the virtues of the larger ones; equally effective; purely vegetable. V lf.xact si*e shown in this border. ••••••••••• Rainfall and Population. The distribution of population relatir* to mean annual rainfall indicates not only the tendency of people to seek arable lands, but their condition as to general healthfulness. The average annual rain fall in this country is 29.6 inches, but the variatious range from zero to perhaps one hundred and twenty-fivo inches. Gauging the distribution of the popula tion in accordauce with the annual aver age rainfall in different localities, some interesting points are observable, not only as to the number of inhabitants in the areas calculated, but as to the density of population. The greater proportion of the people of the United States are living in the regions in which the annual rainfall is between thirty and fifty inches; Mr. Gannett calculates that about three fourths of the inhabitants of the country are found under theso conditions; and, further, that as the rainlall increases or diminishes, the population diminishes rapidly. The density of population in regions where the average rainfall is be tween thirty and forty inches is 43.1 per square mile; in regions where it is from forty to fifty inches annually, the density is si) per square milej in regions where the rainfall is from fifty to si sty inches annually, the density is 25.1, and in the arid regions of the West, where the rain fall is less than twenty inches, being two fifths of the entire area of the country, less than three per cent, of the popula tion finds its home. The population lias increased rapidly in the regions having from thirty to forty inches aver age rainfall.— Popular Science Monthly. The price asked of the Southeastern Railway for a piece of land in Ber mondsey, England, sixteen feet deep, comprising an area of 4000 feet, was at the rate of $05,000,000 cn acre. A citizen of Paris, Ky., was fined §7 recently for allowing his own cut on his own premises to kill his own chickens. How's This ? We offer One Hundred Dollars reward for any case of catarrh that cannot be cured £>y taking Hall's Catarrh I'tira. F. J. CHENEY & Co., Props., Toledo, O. We. the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last 16 years, and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transac tions, and financially able to carry out any ob ligations made by their llrm. \\ EST & TBUAX, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, WALDINO, KINXAN & MARVIN, Wholesale Druggists. Toledo, O. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act ing directly upon the blood anil mucous sur faces of the system. Testimonials sent free. I 'rice 75c. per bottle. Sold by all druggists. JfafHlcted with sore eyes use Dr.lsaac Thomn ►on'sEye-water.Druggists sell at 2flc.per bottle DONALD KENNEDY, Of Roxbury,Mass.,Says: Strange cases cured by my Medical Discovery ©oine to me every day. Here is one of Paralysis— HUnUnoH*—and the Urip. Now how does my Medi cul Olneovery cure all these/ I don't know, !»n --le*H it takes hold of the Hiddea Poison that makes all Humor. VIRGINIA CITY, NKVADA, Sspt. 9th , 1831. Donald Ktnnedy—lhrar Sir: I will HUitc my i-ase to you: About nine years ago I was paralyzed in my left side, and the best doctors gave me no relief for two years, and 1 was advised to try your Dift covfry, which did its duty, and in a few months I was restored to health. About four years ago 1 be came blind tn my left eye by a spotted cataract. Last March I was biltea with La Orippe, and was confined to my bed for three months. At the end of that time, as in the start, then It struck me that your Discovery was the tiling for me; so I got a bottle, and before it wa* hulf gone I was able togo to my work In the mines. Now in regard to my eyes, as I lost my left eye, and about six months ago my right eye became affected with black spots over the sight as did the left eye—perhaps some twenty of them—but Plnee 1 have been using your IHxcovery they all left my right eye but one; and, thank (lod. the bright light of heaven Is once more making it* upi*yinui E A. and Paints which auin Ue rh h o n ß",^•^^ nl^u r rßrol r e o '^^,hlrß^?m.nt,O d or. less. Durable, and the consumer pays for no tin or glass package with every purchase. sloos Invested lu Pierre to-day will likely bring you 100) inside of lu years. Write to me fur map-* and Urcu lars. t ll AS. 1,. II YIIK. Pierre, S. Dak. Tin; WORLD'S SOUVENIR.—A beautiful, lirlxiit Aluminum Pocket Coin. Largpr thau a allver dol lar. Lighter than M cents. New patent. Slm,ile and I instructive. A wheel within a wheel. Shows wllol * I vear at sight for ever. Shows Dominical letter year | Iv. Temperance pledge on back. Best advertising ! medium in the world. S'JO made dally WIIIUR them. Out this out. Name this paper. Two aunnles t» mall for 111. Agents want* 1 everywhere \V. W. i KITt lIK.N, Patentee, Korlilonl, 111, An Eleetrle Flow. Senator ller#y Keller, of Sauk Centre, Minn., is at work upon an invention which he is confident will revolutionize agriculture, He proposes to attach an electric motor, driven by a powerful storage battery, to a common breaking plow. lie says that ho is confident cf the success of his idea, and that it will run with such speed, and so cheaply, as ttill enable all farmers to plow their lands by electricity.— lHeayune. Why continue the use of remedies that only relieve, when Ely's Cream Balm, pleasant of application and a sure care for Catarrh and cold in head, can be had. I had n severe attack of catarrh and become so deaf I ootild not hertt common Conversa tion. 1 suffered terribly from roaring ih my heii-J. I procured a bottle of Ely's Cream lUlin, and in three weeks could hear as well as ever, and now I can say to all who are afflicted with the worst of disoasos, catarrh, take Ely's Cream Baltn and be curad. It is worth F IOMO to any man, woman or child suf fering from catarrh.—A. E. Newman, Gray ling, Mich. Apply Biltn into each nostril. It is Quickly Absorbed. Given Belief at once. Price U) cents ftt Druggists or by mail. ELY BROTHERS, M Warreu St., New York. 'The itlftat l'leuaunt Wny Of preventing the grippe* colds, headaches, and fevers is to use the liquid laxative rem edy, Syrup of Figs, whenever tho system needs a gentle, yet effective cleansing. To be benefited one must got the truo remedy manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. only. for salo by all druggists in 50e. and $1 bottion. "'BROWN'S BRONCHIAL TROCHES' are Pi* cellent for the relief of Hoarsness or Soro Throat. They are exceedingly effecti've.— Christian World. London. Eng. FOR indigestion, constipation, sick head ache, weak stomach, disordered liver—take Beecham's Pills, l'ttr >ale by uli druggists. FITS stopped Iroe by DH. Kt.twr.'s GREAT NERVE RESTOHEIL NO tits after first day's use. Marvelous cures. Treatise and $- trial botila l free. Or. Kline, 031 Arch St., Phila., Pa. Obstinate Blood Humor. I HAD TERRIBLE ECZEMA and limb* swollen and scaly like a dead fish. The itching was terrible, and finally LOST MY SIGIIT. After treatment by five physicians, and other remedies without relief, I took S. S- S. AND IT CURED ME. My skin is soft and smooth, and the terrible trouble i» aS gone. —R. N. MITCHELL, Macon, Ga. I know the above statement to be true. —S. S. HARMON, Macon, Ga. I was for some time troubled with an obstinate RASH J)R HUMOR, that tpread over my face and breast. I consulted physicians, and used many remedies without a "ff- At the suggestion of a friend I used Swift's Specific, which completely cured me. Twt« was two years ago, and I have had no return of the troubIe.—E.H.WELLS, Chesterfield, Va. C g g is the safest and best remedy for all troub'- sof the Blood and Skin. It cures I/V removing the cause, and at the same time builds up the general health. Send for our Treatise, mailed free. SWIFT SPECIFIC CO . Atlanta, Ga. • rpnE lUFANB TABCLEfI re(mlate the .tomach, J 5 I liver and bowels, purify the blood, are tileaa- T X ant to rake, safe and M ways effectual. Arellable T 1 remedy for BUiolwne«, Blotches oil the Face, A 2 Hrtffht ■ I'lm-iUH', Cutarrli, Colic, Conatlpatloii, * Z Chronic !)larrhhfc- . . betw, Disorder**! stomach. DlirllMin. l'yuentcry, . • I iv-i-'nsla, Flatulence, FemrtlG Com- . • plaints Foul Breath.Headache, Heartburn, Hives, 6 • Jaundice, Kldn»y Complaints, Llrer Troubles, O • I..** of AoDetlte, Mental Depression, Nausea, O • Nettle ltaab.l ————ll'alnfu] Dlges- • • tlon. I'impitw, Rush of Blood T • to the Head, HA Sallow Com- 5 X plexion, Salt Hhrum Scald X 5 llead, bcr.f- ula, Kick Head- J I arhe. Skin ease*. Sour e 1 Htom.tch, Tired Feelilig,Torpid # • Liver, Ulcers. Water Brauh • • and «rery other symptoi - • • ■— Irrtiu Itw from • • impure hlood or a failure In the proper perform- 9 : «nee of their functions by the stomach, liver and T lntestlnos. Persona giren to over-catlng are hen- T • eflted by taking one tabule after each meal. A X 5 continued una of the Ripens Tabulcs lathe surest 2 cure lor obstinat*) constipation. They contain Z nothing that can l»e Injurious to the mort deli- + Z cato. 1 gross 12. 1-2 grow $1.8(1. 1-4 grow 75c., 2 I 1-24 gross lft cents. Sent bv mail postage paid. # 1 Add rem THE UIPANS CHEMICAL COMPANY, 2 • P. O. lk>x 672. New York. ♦ GRATEFUL-COMFORTING. EPPSS COCOA BREAKFAST. " By a thorough knowledge of the natural lawa which govern the operations of digestion aud nutri tion, and by a careful application of the fine proper ties of well-selected Cocoa, Mr. EpPR has provided our breakfast tables with a delicately flavoured bev erage which may suvo u« many heavy doctors' bills. It is by the Judicious use of such articles of diet thAt a constitution may be gradually built up until strorg enough to resist every tendency to disease. Hundreds of subtle maladies are floating arouu'* uc ready to attack wherever there Is a weak point. We may escape many a fatal shaft by keeping our selves well fortified with pure blood and a properly nourished frame." — Civil Service Gazette, Made simply with ooillua water or milk. Sold only In half-pound tins by Grocers, labelled thus: J A >IES EPPB A; CO., Hom«ropathlo Chemists, LOUDON. F, SOLAS P. iKAP A MONTH for 3 Bright Young Men or VkBlK I«adles in each county. Address P. \V. /lEGliElt A: CO.. I'hila., Pa. 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Sample / Cake ana 188 p. book on Demist* -logy Reauty. illlus.]; on Skin, S<*alp, M aBPg Nervous and Blood disease and their PT V»trentment, sunt sealed f«»r If gy- JtM IMSr KiVHKBKNTS like BIRTH MARkH, 'Molfi. Wart*. India Ink and I'owder Barto, Scars, llttlnf*, R«lbm. of Ko»* t »a ■\ perflunu Hair, Pta«iilc«, Mr., removed 4 jOHM M. WOODBVRT. DKRiiTOWfIIUt IHBTITI TK, Ith W.« «S»*Str«.|. S. V. OtT. C..nimlt»t on bv l«tt<" Air MI wanted to each rla» Farm Land In S. Pak.; fine, rich mil, and such land a» will be worth s2ii an aere ln.ld« of Ave year, can now U> IxiUKht for *3 to *B au acre. For special bargains write to ill! Art. L. IIYIIK. ru-rre. s. Mak. PBl,alOir«-l>.r>U HULIIIERKI disabled. «; fee for Increase, as year, ei uertence. Write fort.awn. A.« Mrl oimi i A Bova. WAMIINHTON. I>. <'. * <'iv ISVATI. t>. jJLoß^!EaEiaqLi I Osnaumptlvet and people who hare weak Inngsor Astb ma. should use Plso'sCure for I Consumption. It has ear«d ■ ■ thousands, ft has not Injur- H ■ed one. 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Can you ask more? PIERRE Will be the next young city to surprise you with a wonderful growth. She la (hr mo.it promising elty of her size In the United States. HoMoes a large exu-nt of fertile lands, there are worlds of wealth In miner als tributary to her. Including ImmetM deposits of Coal, Iron, Tin, Lead, Silver & 6old. Two railroads are now building, and thrau others have latelv surveyed Into Pierre. The harvest of I>9l IK the Kreatest ever known* Now is THE Time certainly to Invest. Correspondence ho lie 1 ted. I'or further informa tion address C'HAS. L. lIVDE, Pierre. *. Dak. gHMf GARFIELD TEA 25s AJ| ofbad «uung;curex Sick lleadacK&#f rcMlor«iCompl«x ion; e urea Conati pat io»*« IHnrr Illustrated Publications, with fcT Ub b |W APB»describlnjcMinnesota, Pi H North Dakota. Montana.ldaho, | I Bha hi Wn'hinirton and Oregon, the WmmSuS FKKEttOVEttNMK.NT^ 'im LANDS Best Agricultural (ir.l7, iiitr and Timber Lands._ now open to settlers. Mailed FKEE. Addreßi fHiv B. 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