HOUSEHOLD AFFAIRS. DRIED BEES' WITH EGOS. Put two heaping tablespoonfuls of butter in your chafing-dish with two gills of creain (or rich milk) and a quar ter of a pound of dried beet shaved ex tremely thin. Let the beef shavings simmer for about ten minutes; then stir in rapidly three or four eggs. As soon as the eggs are cooked to the taste serve. Detroit Free Press. CHICKEN CUTLETS. When the white meat of chickens has been used for salads or for some company dish, the legs will make a delightful dish of cutlets. Sepaiato the first and second joints and simmer until tender in water flavored with soup vegetables. Put the joints in press between two flat dishes with a weight on top, and when cold trim them neatly into the hiiapo of cutlets. Dip in egg and bread crumbs and fry a golden brown. A really hand some dish may be made of these by plac ing balls of mashed and fried potatoes, cauliflower boiled and broken into florets or canned peas in the center, the cutiets around and a cream sauce poured over all.— American Agriculturist. LEMON CUSTARD CHEESE CAKES. Ingredients: One-half pound of puff paste, four ouuees of butter, four ounces of powdered white sugar, four lemons, eight eggs and one drop of essence of lemon. How to use them: Put the butter, sugar, the juice of four lemons, and rubbing of one lemon into a stewpan; add tho eggs, then stand tho stewpan in a pan of boiling water on the fire, and continue stirring until the ingredients become quite a thick custard; take off the fire and stand in a pan of cold water, and stir until quite cold. Roll the puff paste out the thickness of a quarter or an inch; now cut some round pieces and lay them in tartlet pans, pres3 out the paste from the centro with the thumb and finger, then place in each a teaspoonful of the mixture. Then put them on a baking tin, in a moderate oven, and bake a pale brown. When baked, ,take out of the pans and let them get cold, then dish them on lace papers in glass or silver dishes.— A'eio York Observer. MUTTON CROQUETTES. Maria Parloa furnishes the following recipe to Good Housekeeping: Enough of the cold mutton to make a solid pint when minced was chopped rather fine. It was seasoned with a level tablespeon ful of salt, one-third of a teaspoonful of pepper, the juice of halt a lemon, and a little onion juice. One cupful of milk was putin the frying-pan and on the range. Two generous tablespoonfuls of butter were beaten to a cream, with one heaping tablespoonful of flour. This mixture was stirred into tho boiling milk, and when tho sauce was thick and smooth, tho chopped meat was added, and thoroughly mixed with the sauce. When this mixture had cooked for two minutes a well-beaten egg was poured over it; the pan was immediately re moved from the fire and the egg stirred into the mixture, which was then spread on a platter and set away to cool. Whtn thoroughly cbiiled, the mixture was shaped and broaded. The croquettes were so arranged on a dish that they should not ,touch each other, and the dish was placed in the refrigerator until Sunday, when the croquettes were fried _4or two minutes. Ax Ohio man hid a bottle of whisky In a stone fence. Others saw him and when ho had gone appropriated the bottle and drank its contents. The whisky was drugged with strych nine and one man died of its effects. Moral: Stone fence whisky inu'iua.Hy fatal. Malaria I* believed to bo caused by poisonous miasms arising from low marshy land, or from deeaj-lng vegetable matter, and which, breathed Into the lungs, enter and poison tho blood. If a healthy condition of the blood 1H maintained by taking Hood's Sarsaparllla, one Is much less liable to malaria, and Hood's Sarsa parllla has cured many severe eases of this distress ing alfectlon even In the advanced stages when tho terrible chills and fever prevailed. Try it. Hood's Sarsaparilla Sold by all druggists. $1; six for $5. Prepared only by C. I. HOOD «& CO., Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass. llood's I*lll*. —For the liver and tiowels, act eas ily yet promptly and efficiently. I'rlce, SKc. Ely's Cream Balmg^v^ WII.I. ( THE CATARRH F£l Apply Halm Into ouch nostril. T ELY liROS., ;.r, Warren St., N.Y. N Y N U—.ll RADWAY'O FSLLS o The Great Liver and stomach Remedy For the core of all disorders of tho stomach. Liver, Bowels, Kidneys, Bladder, Nervous Diseases, Loss ot Appetite, Headache, Constlpatlou, I'ostlYeness, In digestion, Uliiousness, Fever, Intlammatlon of the Bowels, i'ilos and all derangemeut* of tne Internal Vlaeora. Purely vegetable, containing no mercury, minerals, or deleterious \V AY'S IM I. I,S will froo the system of all the above named disorders. Plfce »-1 cts. per box. Sold by all druggists. Rend a letter stamp to I) U. IIAIIWt * A CO., Jfo. 3 J Warren street. New 1 ork. ;IT Informa tion worth thousands will be sent to row. TO THE PUBLIC. Be sure and ask ior KADWAY'S and see that tho name " HAD WAY " la on what you buy. ! THE MERRY SIDE OF LIFE. STORIES TEAT ARE TOLD BY THE FUNiVr MEN OF THE P81253. A. Whited Sepulchcr—A Case in Point—Stripped ot l'lumucc —Fa- tal as Ever—A Knitter, Only, KLc. Ho was a pink of renl propriety. And ho moved in high society— Wns trusted. But this world demands variety. And to partially supply it he Just busted. —Pittsburg Dispatch. A CASE IX POINT. Ugly Lady—"Every word that comes out of your mouth is a lie." Servant—'-That's so, fair lady."— Si/tings. STRIPPED OF L'LUMAGE. •'Ethel, is the cook dressing the chickens?" "No, mamma; she is undressing them."— Life. ANOTHER SOliT. Young Dinwiddie—"Katie, I'll kiss you if you will reciprocate." Ivatic—"Thanks; but I'm not that kind of a Kate."— Philadelphia Press. A TELLING COMPLIMENT. Dc Garry—"Why were you so partic ular to praise her lien* hat?" Hewitt—"l learned from her little brother that she had trimmed it herself." —Epoch. A LAW BREAKER. "That Italian organ grinder is liable to be arrested and lined at any moment." "What law is he breaking?" "He's scattering peals along the side walk. "-—Figaro. A RANTER, ONLY. "Is lie an actor?" "No." "Why, ho told me lie was on the stage." "He is."— Life. FATAL AS EVER. "What killed your goat—circus post crs?" "Ob, no. He fattened ou them. It j was a package of cigarette papers killed I Marmauuke."— Epoch. THE RULER AWAY. "Whose runnin' dis place?" asked the tramp, as he stopped at the rural lesidence. "Nobody," answered the man who lives there; "the hired girl has a uight off." A SORT OP WARSHIP. "I notice," observed the snake editor, "that a new ship ha 3 been added to the Braziliau navy." "Indeed!" replied the horse editor. "Yes; a dictatorship."— Pittsburg ; Chronicle- Telegraph. APPALLED AT THE PROSPECT. Druggist—"Bad to take? Not at all. It has a very agreeable taste. The chil dren, sir, will cry for it." Customer (father of nine, hastily)— •'Then give me some other preparation, please."— Aeu> York Mercury. A KXIQHT-ERRANT'S ETIQUETTE. I Weary Waikins—"How would you I like to be rich?" Hungry Higgins—"Rich? How would i I like to be rich? Just think o' pie throe j times a day and a solid gold knife to shove it in withl Ahl"— lndianapolis Journal. PERFECT CONFIDENCE. liobbs had just congratulated his chum Nobbs on his engagement. "I kuow she loves me. She has proved it." ♦'How?" •'When I gave her the engagement ring she never tested the diamond on the win dow pane. Yes, she must have perfect confidence in uic.''— Philadelphia lie cord. WIIA* MIGHT HAPPEN. "World's Fair Visitor—"Whore's that eighty-story building you people put up last year ?'* Citizen—"Right there iu front of you." Visitor—"That? Why it is only eight stories." Citizen—"Tho others have gone into tho ground. Elevator takes you down every five minutes, if you wish.''—ln dianapolis Journal. SATISFACTORY EXPLANATION. A tramp with his arm in a sling called ' on Mr. Manhattan Beach for a quarter, alleging that his arm had been injured in a recent railroad acdident. "But yesterday you had your other arm in sihig," said Mr. Beach. "Well, suppose I had; don't you think A feller's arm gets tired of being tied up all day? Besides, I have got concussion of the brain, and can't remember half tho time which arm was broken."— Si/tings. HOW FRANCES GOT HER WISH. "I want some more chicken," said four-year-old Frr.nce3 at the dinner table. "I think you have had as much as is goodjfor you, dear," said her mamma. "I wantiuore.'' And Frances pouted. "You can't have more, now; but hero is a wish-bone that you and mamma can pull. That will bo fun. You pull one side and I'll pull the other, and whoever gets the longer end can have her wish come true. Why, baby, you've got it! What was your wish, Frauccs?" "I wish for some more chicken," said Frances promptly. She got it this time.— Philadelphia Times. ■WOULD HE BBCOMK A PIG. "I bave beon much impressed, Miss ratsarked youug Mr. Trotter to the girl on his left at the dinner table, on whom lie was desirous of making a gaud impression, ''with an article I recently read iu one of the magazines oil the in fluence of food upon the human system." "Yes," replied tho maiden, encourag ingly, nud Trotter went on: "The author maintained that a moo becomes to a great extent what he eats; and, do you know, I am thoroughly 6on vinced he is right." It was exceedingly inopportune thnt the hostess should have selected this moment to ask: "Mr. Trotter, won't you have some more of the roast pork? You are so fond of it, I know."— London Tit-Bits. nis FAVORITE PIG. She was a pretty little thing, and it was plainly to be seen that she had not been married long. She tripped into a Monroe avenue grocery stose and said to tho proprietor: "My husband (there was a great emphasis on the word husband) bought a couple of hams here some time ago." "Yes, ma'am," said the grocer. "They are very nice, very nice, in deed." "Yes, ma'am," assented the grocer. "Have you any more like them?" "Yes, ma'am," said the grocer, point ing to a row of ten or a dozen hanging suspended from the ceiliug. "Are you sure that they are from the same pig?" "Yes, ma'am," said the grocer, with out a quiver. "Then you may scad mo two more of them," and she tripped out of the store as she had tripped ig, and the grocer laughed a wicked laugh.— Rochester I Democrat. "TOM" ADMITTED IT. This story is told of "Tom" Merritt, who eat in the Illinois 'Legislature for twenty years, representing a district which "Parmer" Tanbeneck at last wrested from him. A group of well known politicians were trying to solve tho important problem: Who is tho greatest lawyer in Illinois? No har monious decision seemed possible until one of the deputants observed: "Hero comes Tom Merritt; he's the oraclo—. let's lcavo it to him. Torn, wo want to know who is the greatest lawyer in Illi nois." "D-d-d-do you leave it to me?" stut tered Merritt, with becoming gravity. "Yes." "Want mc to d-d-dccide it?" "That's it." "Wuh-wuh-well, then, I am." There was a chorus of derisive guf i faws, and some one remarked; "You can't prove that, Tom." "D-d-dou t need to prove it," retorted Tom sternly; "ladm-m-mit it."—C'hica jo Mail. RAISING THE WIND. Stranger—"l presume a man who has followed the sea so many years must have been iu some wrecks." Old Sea Captain—"Wrecks? Well, a few. The wust wreck I ever had was on the Jersey coast." "Long ago?" "Some'at. You see I got becalmed off the coast of Ireland." "Becalmed ?" "Yes. Well, I tried every which way to start a wind, but it was no go. | Not a breath stirrin'. At lust I got des- | peratc." "I presume so." "Yes, I got so desperate I made up my mind I'd try a plan I'd often heard of, if it took the last dollar I had. Can't rsißi! the wind without money." "It's a good deal the same way on shore." "Jcsso. Well, then, I took a big silver dollar, kissed it three times, swung it nine times around my head, and then flung it as far as I could into the sea, in tho direction I wanted tho wind to come, you know." "I see." "Well, it came." "It did?" "Did it? Well, you just ought to seen it. The fust blast took every stitch I o' sail cleati off the yards, an' in three minutes more we was scuddin' under bare poles a thousand miles an hours." "Cracky t" "I sh'd say so. Well, the aex' thing I knew, bump won't 'er bow, au' thore we was bein'd ished all to square bits up agin Long Branch. Why, sir, we struck with such force we bounded way up the beach an' walked dry shod right into a hotel." "I never heard of that." "N—o, the season was over an' the hotels was closed. Well sir, after that I nover tried no more silver dollars wheu I wanted wind." "I suppose not." "No, sir. After that I never flung anything bij*£rer'a a ten-cent piece."— New York Weekly. The King of a Cola Catches Them. If a man pretending to bo deaf is approached from behind while standing on a stone floor or sidewatk, and a coin is dropped so as to ring, he will inva riably turn sharply around with a view to picking it up. This simple device is frequently resorted to in ecuntries where conscription is the rule and where deafness or any other infirmity rclioves a man from army service. I saw it triad in Paris on six alleged deaf youths in succession, and much to the examining physician's amusement it succeeded in exposing the sham every time.— St. Loui* Globe-Denvjcrat. The Harvest Moon. It so happens.that the position of tho moou is such that tho full moon preced ing the autumnal equinox for several successive nights, in tho latitude of London, risos only niue or ten minutes later each succeeding evening. This phenomena is called tho "Harvest Moon," lrom a notion that it is a pro vision of all-wise Providence calculated 10 enable tho husbandman to tako cara of his grain at night, if there is so much of it that it cannot bo handled during daylight*—St. Louis HepMic, 1 How Stcnmora arc Timed. The British Government has a man stationed at Roche's Point who is paid to record in a book the exact time the steamers pass the Rignal station, botli in ward and outward bound. Since the acute rivalry between the fleet ships of the White Star and Inman lines has sprung up this man has been more than ordinarily careful in carrying out bis in struetions. In passing Roche's Point the vessels go through a channel hardly three miles wide, and as a general thing within an easy mile of the" Government signal station. Since fast ships began to reckon their speed so carefully this signal officer has timed them from the moment they were exactly abeam of his station. The out ward bound vessels usually go past him at full speed. What becomes of them after that is of no concern to the signal man, says the Toledo (Ohio) Blade. He immediately telegraphs his record to the steamship agent at Queenstown, where it is forwarded to the main office at Liv. cr[K>ol. Both the Inman and the White Star lines have a man of their own on Roche's Point to make observations and figures. Sometimes they differ. But if by any possible chance the question of a vessel'" actual time came up in a British court of law the Government signal mau's figures would stand. In a similar way the official time on the other side is taken the moment the vessel is abeam on Sandy Hook. The line is set by compass ana the tele phone does the rest. The moment of crossing is almost as clearly defined as in the case of the running horse on the track. Passengers on the transatlantic steamers date the time of their passage either from Land's End or from the time the vessel starts until she comes to anchor. The steamship companies do not lake this into account at all in their official records. They know the time, of course, that a vessel leaves Liverpool and of her ar rival at Queenstown. But this is not considered in the record of bei passage. The subsidized mail boats—the White Star and Cunard—usually anchor at Queenstown a mile or two inside of Roche's Point than do the Inman boats and other Atlantic liners which are not obliged to await the arrival of the Irish mail at Queenstown except for a stray passenger or two. The mail boots arc usually the last to get away from the harbor. Morocco will spend §50,000 in show ing manners, customs and products of that country at the Chicago Fair. There will be a full tribe of Berbers ou exhi bition. Tlnee hundred British steamers and sailing vessels are lost at sea every year. Etiui'innu* Dctii aml tor Kkkn. An egg merchant, who goes from liotisa to house buying eggs, tot I u> a few days since that ho expected to pay 50 cents a doz en for eggs before Christmas. Many persons who keep hens will prob ably not have an egg to sell when they reach fifty cents. Some one may ask, "what can a body do when tho pesky old hens stop lay ing, and the pullets refuse to begin until spring?" Why! do as Win. H. Yeomans, of Columbia, Conn., Editor of the Uerinantown Telegraph, did lust winter, lie says: "Last fall I made an experiment worth giving our readers. Until about Dec. Ist, I was getting from twenty common hens, only one or two eggs a day.l decided to try Sheridan's Condition I'owder. 1 confess I had but lit tle faith in its value to make hens lay. Com menced flooding, an t for nine days saw very little effect. Then tho hens began laying, and in three montli*laid SoS eggs. Part of the time the thermometer was 12 degrees below zero, and my liens were laying a dozen eggs a daj*, while my neighbors (who did not use the powder) were getting none. 1 now, without hesitation, believe it is a valuable aid to farmers for egg-production." Well might he bolieve, for nearly "J dozen eggs, in three months, from twenty common hens, with eggs worth 50 cents, is worth having. 1. S. Johnson & Co., i£J Custom House St, lioston, Mass., (tho only makers of Sheri ilan's Condition I'owder to make hens lay). Will send, postpaid to any person, two 35 cent packs of powder, and a new Poultry Raising Guide, for 00 cents. The book alone costs 'Jo cents. For *1 .00 five packs of jiowder and a book; for $1.30 a large 2>/ pound can and book; six cans for $5.00, ex press prepaid. Send stamps or cash. Inter esting testimonials sent free. Vile cod-liver oil has lost its vileness in Scott's Emul sion and gained a good deal in efficiency. It is broken up into tiny drops which are covered with glycerine, just as quinine in pills is coated with sugar or gelatine. You do not get the taste at all. The hypophosphites of lime and soda add their tonic effect to that of the half-di gested cod-liver oil. Let us send you a book on CAREFUL LIVING —free. SCOTT & BOWNR, Chemists. 132 South sth Avcoui, New York. Your druggist keeps Scott's Emulsion of cod-liver oil—all druggists everywhere do. sl. g2» TWO WEEKS'TREATMENT FOR 50c. cPI * MM GREAT KORKSTI.NK COMBINATION ! A fiOc. Hottlo and a SOc. Planter In one JPf 1 wrapper, both for 000. Cures inof uiual time and yet who ever thought V of it before. FORESTINE COUUH BYRDP Inside and FORESTING PLASTER —-i outside, for Coughs. Colds and Consumption. 5T rnnnntino Blnnd DittoT»o ln»ld*and PI.ASTER ou»«id«-, fur Rheumatism, lUllollllb DiUUu Dlllllo ljime Back, Kidney Troubles, Dyspepsia, &c., &<•. I> Are made for each other—let no man put them asunder. ALL DRUGGISTS. dirt Boat Poultry Papor. ■ FARM-POULTRY is the Name of it. ' A Live, Practical Poultry Raising Guide. It Costs Only 50 Cents per Year.^aSiSS^ Six Months 25c. Bampie Free. Bond for Index to last Vol. free; And tad/re youraelf, If as much complete. Instructive, practical matter regard. l mr poultry raisin# and how to obtain the best market prices can be found In any volume costing four time* the price <>f FAHM-POULTKT one year. Subscriptions can begin with any buck number desired. Ar«*you ki-eplng: poultry for profit, either In lar*e or small numbers? No matter If you keep only a dozen hens; are they paving you a profit oyer and above their keep, and the efjrs used In your own family? I>o yon car© to loarn now others make their hens pay SS.6O each per year from eprpr* alone ? Then sul.se rtlx* to FAHM-POULTRY. " What has been done, can be done acHln." Ilcniember the price; one year, fiOctt; BUiuoutliß 2&cts;aamplofr«. Beinlt cash oietauipa. I.S. JOHNSON & CO.,Boston,M'aaa, Some girls students belonging to the sophomore class of the Lake Forest Uni versity in Chicago, 111., hazed a junior girl recently, and were so rough that they made her faint. Subsequently the junior rirls rallied to their comrade's aid and, driving the sophomores into their rooms, locked them there. Bow's This t We offer One Hundred Dollars reward for any case of catarrh that cannot bo cured by taking Hull's Catarrh Curs. F. J. CHENEV & Co., Props.. Toledo, O. We, the undersigned, nave known F. J. Cheney for the last 15 years, and lielieve him IH-rfectly honorable in all business transac tions, and llnancially able to curry out any ob ligations made by their tirm. \\ EST & TKUAX, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, WALDINO, KINNAN & MARVIN, Wholesale Druggists. Toledo, O. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur faces of the system. Testimonials sent free. Price Toe. per bottle. Sold by all druggists. Entitled to (lie llest. All are entitled to the best that their money will buy, so every family should have, at once, a bottle of tho best family remedy, Syrup of Figs, to cleanse the system when costive or bilious. For sale in 50c. and $1 bottles by all leading druggists. Ladies employed in fashionable stores,whoso duties keep them standing all day.should send two 2c.stamps to Plnkham Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass., for "Guide to Health and Etiquette." A King In the Family. Dr. Hoxsie's Certain Croup Cure for colds, coughs, croup and pneumonia has no rival. Cures without nausea or any disarrangement. Sold by druggists or mailed on receipt of 5U eta. Address A. r. lloxlc. Hulfalo, N. V. The Convenience ol holla Trains. The Erie is the only railway running solid trains over its own tracks between New York and Chicago. No change of cars for any class of passengers. Kates lower than via. any other first-class line. L»R. SWAN'S PASTILES Cure female iveaknennen; his T-Tablets cure chronic constipation. Sam ples tree. Dr. Swan, Beaver Dam, Wis. FITS stopped free by DR. KLINE'S GREAT NERVE RESTORER. NO fit S alter tirst day's use. Marvelous cures, 'treatise and $2 trial bottle tree. Dr. Kline, Bill Arch St.. I'hila., Fa. In tho "Guido of Health and Etiquette" will be found much useful advice on both sub jects, this book is sent free for two 2c. stamps, by the Plnkham Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass. ST. JACOBS oil',' K FOR HORSE AND CATTLE DISEASES. -W "i CCBEB Cuts, Swellings, Bruises. Sprains, Gall, Strains, Lameness. Still 'J&Ps ? LJS SV ness. Cracked Heels, Scratches. Contractions. Flesh Wounds, ' fVti/ mi Strinqhalt. Sore Throat. Distemper. Colic. Whitlow, Poll Evil. f/B Fistula, Tumors. Splints. Ringbones, and Spavin In their early RW {' SUB " "iections "ith each bottle. i&mlL Jlk\' DISEASES OF HOGS. WGEXERAL DIRECTIONS.-Use freely in the hoffswill. 1- . If they wit 1 not eat, drench with milk into which a smull ' AffIWKW c l uaQtit >' OH put. L£H' DISEASES OF POULTRY. / wf GENERAL DIRECTIONS. —Saturate a pill of dough, or / bread, with St. Jacobs Oil and force it down tho fowl s throat. — l—lMlliHIII MIW ■ I 1111l DR. TALMACE'S "LIFE OP CHRIBT." Ocrarlnx his great trip To, Tliruiijtli, unit from the Ctirlm-I.nnil. Illustrated with over 4(»0 wonder ful engraTincs, also a ({rand picture of Jnrtmalem mi thi- da) of tho crucifixion In I•• colors anr ten feet in length hiciuiiTotorrftorj- No capital needed. Illli I'AV. Also wnd name* and 1". O. of 5 agent* or those 4j An P NT? WAMTFfI out of work and not ToJma«e'h Ilium rated Hiogriflii Kit l-:K. lOUy nULlljo llniliLUa Add™*, HISTORICAL °T'B CO,- PHILA. Pa THE IN IHEWOKLOJ • TXTTT'S •TINY OVER pills• • liaveallthovirtuesofthe argeronesj a equally effective; purely vegetable. Ig) Kiiu-t size shown in this border. >••> lit "German Syrup" '' We are six in fam- A Farmer at ily. We live in a _ . „ place where we are Edom, Texas. £ ubject tQ yiolent Says: Colds and Lung Troubles. I have used German Syrup for six years successfully for Sore Throat, Cough, Cold, Hoarseness, Pains in the Chest and Lungs, and spittiug-up of Blood. I have tried many differ ent kinds of cough Syrups in my time, hut let me say to anyone want ing such a medicine —German Syrup is the best. That has been my ex perience. If you use it once, you will go back to it whenever you need it. It gives total relief and ' a quick cure. My advice to eve-, one suffering with Lung Troublesis —Try it. You will soon be con vinced. In all the families where your German Syrup is used we have no John trouble with the Frankl|n Lungs at all. It is the medicine for this j on es countrv. 9 G. P. r ' V " v Mnn'fr.Woodbury,NJ. Atlllllfl Morphlnn Habit Cured In 10 BIPMIH to ':n (lityH. N» !>»y till cured, Ul IUIH DR. J.STEPHENS, Lebanon, Ohio. n a 101/ pili.ow.siu ti ii o I.l> uit . 11 BIN T AUKNT* Want, J. 83 TO M.l An A V UHIW 1 i ;. \V ..M' TTINU, llr. K-KT. .u.Mmsh. IW1» Mil 1 .! IB B> B M We WsTn ka me and riVimwrJ/sfHM^c p. Harold Hayes, M.D. | CURED TO STAY CUBED. | »UI-F»LOTN. Y. "There's something behind it. n That's what you think, perhaps, when you read that tho proprietors of Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy offer SSOO reward for an incurable case of Catarrh. Rather unusual, you think, to find the makers of a medi cine trying to prove that they be lievb in it. "There must be some thing back of it!" Cut it's a plain, square offer, made in good faith. The only thing that's back of it is tho Remedy. It cures Catarrh in the Head. To its mild, soothing, cleansing and healing properties, the worst cases yield, no matter how bad or of how long standing. It has a record that goes back for 25 years. It doesn't simply relieve —it perfectly and permanently cures. With a Rem edy like this, tho proprietors can make such an offer and mean it. To be sure there's risk in it, but it's ro very small that they aro willing to take it. You've "never heard of anything like this offer ?" True enough. But then you've never heard of anything like Dr. Sago's Remedy. CFWn for our llstnf lHTuf. - Ml VIC \ 11 C UUt ' M « < utra 1 >t., it<>U, 311188. ON IMPLICATION and 2c. stamp. w« mrick Headache, iVc. Wurrnntrd perfectly harmlein. 'Seeoath accompanying each bottle, alMo directiou* lor use. It* SOOTHi.M* and I'ENETKA* TlNt« qualities aro lelt immediately. Try it and be con vineed. Price uud cent*. Sold by all dmr« rintn. DEPOT, 40 .111'l( KAY ST., NEW VOftK * * .N u— 51 " ! I^0 L R S j DUBABUJrY&CHEfIPNESS.UNEOUALLED.I IF i You don't want comfort. It you non i don't wish to look well dressed. fe*Wt jfj-H If you don't want the best, then B'T&v, jyvjl you don't want the Lace Back fea wft Jiw II Suspender. Your dealer has It if B0 \ffiy Eta he is alive. If he isn't he shouldn't M \g 1 I*l be your dealer. We will mail a M Asl SB pair on receipt of SI.OO. None M&raA M genuine without the stamp as H,|(k WiH Laco Ttark Suspender Co., til i'riiiG. t-uctL, N. Y. MORE VALUABLE THAN GOLD To the HI'KFKUKH from diseases of the Throat and liHiitfM, is our latest BOOK on CouMumption and kindred dinrnses ami the wonderlnl reMults of the ;KUATEI) OX YUEN COMPOUND, AERATED OXYGEN CO., 19 Beekman St., New York. VTMIF BWDY.HoowBmo, I'uiwu furmt, HUMS Arithmetic, Shvrt-hamt, etc., U Tuokouuhly I'AUUHT by ,»l A 11.. Circulars tros llrrnnl'ii College. -137 Main St.. iiuiiaici. S. if PATENTS s% . ■ w 40*pageoook tree. A ACIITC make 100 ptrCU »nd C ASH IMUZK* MUCH I von my const*. beJt'.hru mm* and medicine* M Multiple free. Territory. Dr. lirWumnn, J7.i U'»jr, N. Y. ■ Piso'a Remedy for Catarrh Is the Hj| Bent, Kasiest to Vse. and Cheapest. ■ bold by druggists or sent by Mc. KT. Uueltlnc, Warren, Fa.