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HOCK SPINGTERS
TWO MODEST MAIDENS APPALL-
ED BY BASS SOUNDS ISSUING
FROM ROOM.
BOTH RETREAT IN HORROR
investigation Reveals Young Woman
Contraitc Singer With Cold
Humming Hoarsely as She
Takes Her Ablutions.
New York —The Van Dyck Studios
is one of the most discreet and decor
ous hotels in New York city. The
studios are full of artistic talent. That
is why they are called studios. The
musical perhaps predominates, but all
branches of art are represented and
all the day long may be heard the click
of the typewriter pounding out prose
and poetry, the swish of the paint
brush over the helpless canvas, the
plaint of punished pianos and the
smothered shrieks of incipient prima
donnas belng drowned in raging high
C's.
In the Van Dyck collection is a
young woman on the second floor who
slogs in a rich and melllfiuous con-
tralto, but just now she Is not sing
ing but talking bass, thanks to a cold.
On the same foor two maldens of un
certain age jointly occupy a studio
They are so nervously refined and
sensitive that they hang an apron over
the face of the clock when they seek
their downy couches. The other morn:
ing the contralto went down the hall
to take her tepid tub. The Van Dyck
baths are large and several persons
may be laundered In them simulta.
neously, 80 to speak. There are bath
rooms for women, also for gentlemen
—and they are separate
While the contralto was laving lux-
uriantly in the limpid liquid she was
humming several notes to herself with
closed lips. At this very moment the
two sensitive spinsters appeared trip
pingly before the bathroom door, bear
ing soap and towels, to take their
modest matitutinal sponge
In guileless innocence they opened
the door and entered But they
stopped, tip tilted on thelr pale pink
toes, ere they had taken a second step
and gone too far. Horrors, what was
it they heard? The voice of the hoarse
contralto, but it sounded not so to
their tender ears. Appalled, they gave
one startled glance toward the slatted
door of the bath compartment and
fled With a common Impulse they
ran to the elevator
“There's a man in the women's
bathroom,” they chorused to the ele
vator man
“A what?”
tones.
“A man In the women's bathroom.”
they repeated as slowly and distinctly
as the nervous strain would allow
“Which one?" he asked, as If that
made any difference.
“The women's bathroom on
floor—this floor,” they explained
“How do you know?’ he inquired
next
“We heard him in there
“When!”
he exclaimed, In shocked
this
BATH ROOM
FOR
—,
“I'd Like to Know What You
Doing in Here.”
Are
“Just a minute ago.”
“Who Is he?
“How do we know?’ they both
screamed. “How do we know?"
Evidently he couldn't answer the
question, so he rubbed his head and
told them to go see the superintend
ent. The superintendent Is a chival
rous man and he was thoroughly fu-
dignant. He has sandy hair, but it
glowered flery red at their story, he
was that flerce.
“Remain here” he sald firmly, as he
waved his hand toward the side of the
ofMice where the safe and the burglar
alarm are, "nad 1 will see who the das
tard ia."
He strode along the hall to the bath
room door. He blushed as he laid his
hand upon the knob. The women
might be mistaken, He opened the
door, and as he stepped across the
threshold he heard the honk, honk of
a heavy voice emanating from a bath
L are you doing In there?" he
“What are you doing in there, 1
say." he repeated
“I'd like to know what you are do
ing. whoever you are, in ihe women's
bathroom.” came the volce hoarsely
from the compartment.
“Some women have just reported that
there is a man in the women's bath
room.”
“Well, you're the only man in the
women's bathroom that | know any:
thing about,” came the voice, now
unmistakably feminine, “and if you
don’t get out I'll report you to the su
perintendent and he'll—
But the superintendent didn't wait
to know what the superintendent
would do to him. He Dlushed and hur
ricd back to the office
“Did you get him™" asked the sensi
tive spinsiers in eager excitement
“There is ‘no man there,” he said
with frigid formality
“How do you know?
‘How do | know? How do | know?
he cried. helplesaly ‘Oh, 1 don't
know how | know. Go there your
selves,” and he waved them off fran
tically
They went after awhile and the su-
perintendent fell into a chalr
“By heck!” he exclaimed, when he
knew they were out of hearing. “why
in thunder don't some women get mar
ried, so's they'll accumulate a little
everyday Workg sense”
PRETTY GIRL CHARGED
WITH BEING A WITCH
Farmer Asks Her Arrest, Declaring
She Cast Spell on His Son and
Whole Family. ’
Omaha, Neb.—Jacob Jarbens, a
wealthy farmer of Boyd county, be
lleves that witchcraft of the old Salem
sort Is still to be met with In this
country. He appeared at the office ©
He Was Unable to Put His Foet to
the Fleor.
the county attorney at Butte with a
complaint to the effect that Miss Jen.
nie Swartz, of Spencer, was a witch
and was gullty of practicing witch
craft and with a request that she be
arrested at once and made to answer
for her alleged crimes
Jarbens, who is 70 years old, told
his story with tears in his eyes His
20.yearold daughter was with him
Miss Swartz is attractive and ls em
ployed as a saleswoman io a big gen
eral store in Spencer
Jarbens alleges that his son, 21
years old, went to a dance and while
waltzing with Miss Swartz he found
suddenly that he was unable to put
one of his feet on the floor
He was led to a seat and became
hysterical, laughlug and crying by
tums. He insisted that the gir] with
whom he danced had bewitched him
He went into the open air and after a
time the spell wore off. Later in the
evening, unable to resist her, he
danced with the young woman again,
with the same result. This time the
spell did not wear off until some one
went to the Jarbens farm and quoted
from the scripture. It relieved the
young man for a time, but the spells
have returned at intervals
The young mau was sent from his
home to another part of the state
finally, in the hope that the alleged
witch's spell might be broken for
good. After he was sent away. how
over, the father declared, spe ls were
cast upon other members of his family
and stock belonging to him died
Jarbens was deeply disappointed to
learn that there was no law on the
statute books of Nebraska covering
witchcraft and that consequently uo
legal action could be taken by the
connly attorney to redress his griey
ances
All Quit Use of Tobacco.
Atlanite City, N. J.-
spirited revival In Port Republle a
thriving hamlet on the mainland
avery man and boy in the place has
sworn off the use of tobaceo
Miss Amanda Hlake, proprietress of
the general store ln the village, made
1 bonfire of her entire stock of pipes
tobacco, cigars and cigarettes, and
john H. Johnson, a 70-yearold war
veteran, Is lying sick at his home
ter eschewing his lifelong pipe habit,
jeclaring he will die rather than again
award victory to his narcotic enemy
Port Republic citizens have always
borme a name for general rectitude
ind morality, but like other country
residents have looked om their to
ascco as A harmless evil, They ware
iwakened to the error of thelr wuys
-Following a
ot smokers. ay
LAZY DORA
“By the way, Aunt Sally,” said
young Mrs. Billings—and the fact that
she stopped rocking to say it was a
sign of its Importance—" there's a
question I've been saving to ask you
a8 SO0n As you came, and it was all |
could do to keep from writing it. Do
you remember ‘Lazy Dora?”
“Do 1 remember her? The active
looking, black eyed woman sat erect.
“Could I forget her? Of all the shift
less, good-for-nothing girls | ever saw
—and I've seen some!
“Sakes alive!" she added, turning
to the neighbor from the floor below,
mending
You'd need to see her to believe she
was true. My nlece and 1 gave her
that name, just between oursejve 8, and
it fitted. We knew her in Idaho, when
my husband was doing a plece of en-
Eineering out there, and we were
boarding with her mother —a sensible,
industrious woman as ever was
‘There was plenty for Lazy Dora to
do, but no—she'd lle abed untill time
to dress for dinner—that was at noon
—and then she'd appear and talk to
the men—young engincers. you know
After that she'd lop down and read
novels or sleep until evening when
the men were home again. Then she'd
come to life in earnest. My, how
she'd sparkle! | used to blink—
couldn't belleve my own eyes, she was
80 different from the daytime Dora
And Auntie” Mrs. Billings wedged
in, "do you remember the young en-
gineer who was so crazy over her?”
“Do I? Rufus Chandler was his
name. Poor man'”
_ Mrs. Blllings laughed softly ‘You
see, auntie had an eye on him for me”
‘she explained to the neighbor from the
floor below. “She didn’t know at the
time that | already had my eye on
Jack Billings, and it went hard with
She was
what good ples | could make and how
slip away at the first sound of Dora's
slippers on the stairs. And Aunt
Sally weuld shake her head at me in
private and say: ‘Just walt till they're
married. He'll find out his mistake
Just you walt!""™
“1 was perfectly right,
Sally persisted ‘If he ever
her—which 1 hope for his
didn't—he's regretting it”
“Aunt Sally,” announced Mrs Bil
lings impressively, "he did marry her,
and they're living in this building
now, in the flat right over us”
“You don’t say! Poor fellow!”
“And he's blissfully happy
“Then maybe he's made enough
money to keep her In idle luxury.”
“No; he's hard up. He's told Jack
about his financial troubles, but he
says Dora Is the bright star of his life
They can’t even keep a servant.”
“You don't mean to say that
does her own work?”
“No; he does her own
makes the beds and gets breakfast
and washes the dishes before he
leaves, and he always brings home the
provisions for the dinner he's golog
to cook at night. Yes, and he's rigged
up a wire frame to hold her book, so
that she can read without getting
tired”
“Eunice Billings!”
“It's all true. Sometimes she mus-
ters energy to meet him down on the
front steps, and then he puts down his
parcels and carries her up two flights
of stairs and comes running down
again after his meat and vegetables
looking as If she'd given him a king-
dom.”
“Yes, Indeed.” the
“I've seen that often”
“Is she alck?’ Aunt Sally sniffed
“No more than she was when we
knew her, auntie She's just too choice
and rare to be allowed to exert her
self She did have a touch of rheuma.
tism io her shoulder a few months
ago, and since then he bas dressed her
in the morning and done up her hair
That's a fact. She told me herself,
And one Saturday afternoun Jack
went up there to see Mr. Chandler on
a business matter and he coulda’t
make anyone hear when he rapped
The sewing machine was golug and it
made such a noise—needed olling, of
course—and at Iast Jack pushed open
the door, and there was Rufus chan
dler down on the floor, working the
treadle of that machine with his
hands, while ‘Lazy Dora’ stitched a
seam.”
“For the land's sake! What
Rufus Chandler say to Jack™
“He came in the hall to talk busi
ness, so that Dora wouldn't be wor
riled, and before he went back he
sald: ‘Billings, If ever a man was
privileged to live with an angel, | am
that man.'"
“Well, 1 never!” ejaculated Aunt
Sally, dropplug back into her chair
“What I'm getting at, Aunt Sally”
Mrs. BUlings went on, "is simply this:
I was brought up wrong. | mend and
sweep and dust and clean for Jack
Hillings, just as | always did for fa
ther, but do you suppose I'm an ex-
alted angel, that it's a privilege to
live with? No, Indeed! I'm Just a
good, ordinary wife, dolng my duty;
that's all. Think how you used to say,
Just you wal!’ and then see how
Rufus Chandler adores her, after being
married to her zaven years! | say
she's tremendousiy clever, and I'd like
to take lessons of her”
“Eunice Bllllogs!” Aunt Sally re
vived at this heresy. "You don'l mean
a word you say. Just you walt, Halus
Chandler hh a sll he thinks”
~Chicago ws.
Aunt
married
sake he
too.”
she
work He
unelghbor sald
did
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