a d swallower. =
T6 eat beyond the joad line is bad
manners. Remember, freight cars have
their limit ‘
If a dish Is passed to you for which | 8
you do not care, place il on the floor | J
aE One Lot
a Wr ven BARGAIN SHOES
Se man MEN SHOES G5]
for the cat. The cat may not be so
particular.
Grasp the knife and fork firmly.
What pouséase for a strong person lo
try to appear delicate at table!
Don’t mince. Don't dally with the
food. It's there; go to IL
Under no circumstances should the
VALUE $2.50
sarSEE EAST WINDOW. Se
WOMEN'S SHOES
Comrade G. W. Lear of Ulster, was
Final and After Inventory Figures | Ziioissi
SHARFLY CUT ON QUANTITIES OF SEASONABLE MERCHANDISE TO MAKE ROOM FOR i —
: , Ciuntly Commissioner Harkness was
4 0ne Lot
None of Our Furs Are Reserved
But all now priced at one-third and one-half off.
F one now and reserve after a month's wear for
Bext season. There is no easier way to save than
to buy furs right now at one-hall off.
There is a saving of one-half oa a small guantity
Wooltex and Other Suits. ~
They must go to the early buyers, who will
quickly select one upon examination. Some patrons
we bought two on account of the unusual value,
8 few remain Buy now
GOOD INVESTMENT!
Eiderdown.
A rare bargain if you can use J0c Eiderdown at 15¢
Choice of about eight patterns
Monarch Shirts at 79c.
For no other reason than we have an overstock
of ten styles in $1.00 patterns. Men and women
who know good shirt values will pick these up now.
Men's Fleeced Underwear.
The Soc kind for 3%. We buy from the maker.
NOT THINK A RED CROSS STOVE A
Rummage sale of
Boys’ Suits,
- ages 3 to 9, at less
JA pow for Suits that were $1.95, $2.48 and $2.65.
8 now for Suits formerly priced $2.98
8 now for Suits and Overcoats formerly priced
387, $4.15, $4.69 and $4.98
pow for Suits and Overcoats formerly $5.67
‘and $5.98.
They are all sallor and Buster Brown effects in
“fans “blues and various mixtures.
Reed’s Cusnion Shoe, $3.50 Shoes
for $2.69.
They need no exploiting on our part To people
wearing this class of hoes their value wiil be
appreciated
Men's Storm King $4.00 Boots Now
We say a bargain ou the basis of today's rubber
Yaiues
BLACK
Children’s Jersey Leggins.
Ages 4 to 10, now I1Pe. Buy uow, even If used
25 Dozen New Spring Waists.
See Lockbart street window display.
later.
Not
GOODS FOR 1907 SHOWN IN
OUR BIG WINDOW.
~ W. T. Carey,
a Justice o: the Peace.
OFFICE
Room 5, M. P. A. Building,
Valley Phone 246y.
We Buy Junk.
‘you know that Blostein Bros.
the highest price for rags, rub-
fron, metals, etc. Call on us
disposing of your junk. We
wholesale and retail. Bell phone
. Prompt attention. exact weight
for prices. Bolstein Pros, Cor
p and Broad Sts, Waverly
H. Tuttle, M. D.,
Spesialist,
! limited to diseases of the
, Bar, Nose and Throat. Glasses
rately fitted. Hours 10 to 12
3% 5 78pm Office and
211 South Elmer Ave. Val-
156x.
Specialties.
of Women and of the Rec-
pum, Hours 7to Sam, 1 to
3, 7Tto8 pm
Phone 27x. 128 Lockhart St
s & Winlack
Leading Drayman.
eare and prompt attention
oh le movisg of Pianos, Housebold
Sars, Pu
218 Miller Street,
Er DURa:
Adam’s Reason. }
Adam had just named the jackass
“Why do you call him that Pat™
asked Abel
“Because that's what he 1s, my soa,”
explained the old man. —Puck.
Church Friends,
Church—Are you acquainted with |
Flatbush?
Gotham—Oh, yes, why, we sleep in |
adjoining pews —Yonkers Statesman.
The Poor Poet.
Wright—Has he any visible means |
of support?
Penman—I think not. He only writes
poetry ~-Yonkers Statesman.
A Future Financier.
Knicker—What were the baby’s first
words?
Bocker—He didn’t have any; he de
clined to answer. —N. Y. Sun.
The Way of It
Knicker—Do you remind your wife
4? her first husband?
Bocker— No, she reminds me of him.
-N. Y. Sun. i
THE CAYUTA LAND CO. OF SAYRE.
Desires to announce that they have
some very desirable bullding lots for
sale on cheap and easy terms, and
that they have placed the agency for
selling them In the hands of ANDREW
EVARTS of this place. All those
wishing to provide themselves with
bomes or to invest in lots for specu-
lative purposes will do well to con-
sult with Mr. Evarts before purchas-
ing elsewhere. This plotegf land Is
nearly surrounded by industrial plants
with beautiful scenery and all the ad-
vantages of a modern town. Terms
to suit purchasers. Steps are already
being taken to supply all the land
comprising this plot with a full sup-!
ply of the best water the valley af-
fords. When you come to look over
the plot of ground take trolley to
Springs Corners, cross bridge that
crosses over LL. V. R. R. when across
bridge turn to the left and you are
on the ground. There will be a man
at the office Tuesday, Thursday and
Saturday afternoons of each week to
show you over the ground, or any
other day by calling Valley Phone
No. 244c. Andrew Evurts, 108 Hospl-
tal Place, Sayre, Pa.
Alex D. Stevens,
Insurance and Real Estate.
Loans Negotiated, Insurance Written,
Houses Rented, Rents Collect-
He Taxes Pald
m 7, Elmer
LOCKHART STREET, SAYRE.
EE ————
Try an Ad. in The
Record. You'll get
imposing Hawallan Name.
The staggering length of the DAES
given by native Hawallans sometimes
upsets court officials in the Sandwich
in a case recently on trial In
name.
lows:
The witness replied as fol
“K a ilimalaoilikeaolonolkama-
It was such a ter
rific rumble that the court at first was
inclined to rebuke the man, but In
quiry showed that the withess was
guiltless of any attempt at levity, so
after the clerk had laboriously noted
the name the case proceeded
Tale-Bearing.
Nobody loves a telltale, and most of
us were brought up in the belief that
it is dishonorable to turn Informer
Still, there ig a great and obvious dif-
ference between tale bearing and les
tifying against a criminal, even If the
eriminal happens to be a comrade or
associate. It Is held to be shameful
to turn against a friend, but it is not
dishonorable to deliver a criminal to
punishment. The distinction is worth
emphasizing. —Chicago Chronicle,
Hawk Tries to Carry Away Dog.
Joseph Wood and his stepson,
Peter McLain, accompanied by a dog,
went tramping along the branch in
Thorp's wood pasture, and a large
hawk flew down and seized the dog's
head in its claws. The dog ran 00
rods or more with its feathered as-
lant holding to its prey before
young McLain could overtake the fu-
gitives and kill the hawk with a club.
—Indlanapolis News,
Silk from Wood Pulp.
Artificial silk Is made from wood
pulp in Sweden. The Imitation Is ex-
cellent, but it is found that many
dresses made from it have been dis
carded because the creases made
when the wearers sit down do not
come out. It is scarcely possible to
distinguish the real from the artificial
silk, but this defect bas proved fatal
for use as dress pleces,
Turkish Child-Women.
Up to the age of 12 Turkish girls
are as free and untrammeled as
European children, but with her
twelfth birthday the girl becomes a
woman. She adopts the “tcharchafl,”
and joins that silent sisterhood who
are condemned to sce the world dark-
ly through a vell, without having lost
any of their natural desire to partici
pate in its gayeties
Armenia a Forbidden Name.
From Bagdad a Bible society's
agent reports that in the last consign
ment of Pritiah Bibles which he re
ceived there all the maps bad been
torn out which showed anything about
Armenia The dragoman of the Brit
|sh consulate at Bagdad explained
that the name of Armenia on a map is
Fred W. Stacey has been suffering
with grip this week but is out this
afternoon,
Comrade Henry Hayes of Windham.
was transacting business in Athens
yesterday
Mrs H B Burroughs returned to
West Franklin today after visMing
in this vicinity a week.
Mrs. Alyra Johnson of Huffalo, is
visiting her pareats, Mr. and Mrs. Lo
R- tlines, Spruce sireel
Mrs. Emeiine Cook is very ill with
pneumonia al the residence of Char-
es Drake oa Ann street
Hou. L. T. Hoyt has been nomia-
ated aud his pame seat 0 the sen-
ate to be postmaster of Athens.
Since it has been discoverd that
kissing spreads the grip many of our
school lads have refrained from Kiss-
ing their teachers
Confort C. Gore is very sick atl the
home of his son, C. F. Gore. He had
a very bad night of it last night and
is no better today.
John Grippen returned from Les-
shire today where he was called on
account of the serious illness of his
sister, Mrs. Anna Murphy.
Mr. and Mrs Charles Tubbs of Os-
ceola, who have been guests of Mr.
and Mrs. Vine Crandall the past week
returned (o thelr home today.
Mr. C _H Stocker and wife have
been visiting friends in Athens and
West Sayre aboul a week and return-
ed to Tunkhannock this morning.
Edward Hawley, who was receally
before the Bradford county court has
returned to Athens and called at the
town hall this morning for his um-
brella.
J. W. Beaman and wife returned
to Athens yesterday. Mr. Beaman has
been in Kentucky and West Virginia
in the interest of the Keystone Guard
and Mrs. Beaman has been slaying
with some friends at Willlamsport
during his absence.
Mrs. George Frolich entertained the
Penechle club last evening at her res-
idence on ‘Llhowas avenue, in a fare-
well dinuer in honor of Mrs. Otto, who
leaves loday for New York city.
There was a good company of friends
and they had a very agreeable social
time
Gillilag, the humorist, who spoke
at the Athens high school some time
ago will appear at the Sayre high
school tomorrow night He hasn't
deteriorated any either, and if you
want to enjoy yourself get on the
street car, got to Sayre, meander over
to the school building, find 26 cents
and go In.
All soldiers and their wives are in-
vited to attend the services and bau-
quet at Grand Army hall Tuesday
afternoon in honor of President Lin-
coin’s birthday. Remember that it
makes no difference whether you be-
long to any soldier organization or
not, if you served in the Union army
during the war of the rebellion you
are welcome.
Madame Helena Mojeska will ap-
pear in the play of Macbeth at Hale's
opera house, Towanda, Monday,
March 11. There are many Athens
people who made her acquaintance
while she spent the summer in our
place several years ago with her son
Ralph, that will be glad of the oppor-
tunity to hear her in this, ber best
charcater play.
President Roosevelt signed the new
McCumber pension bill yesterday and
it ia pow a law. Comrades do not
need an attorney In order to avall
themselves of iis provisions. They
must make a sworn statement of their
age and when they were born and
forward to the commissioner of pen-
sions. They can swear to it before
any justice of the peace or notary
public.
Killed Town's Goldfish.
The use of sulphate of copper to
rid the Scranton (Pa) reservoirs of
deadly germs has retuited in the death
of about two-thirds of the goldfish In
Scranton aquarium. One dealer has
lost about 600 goldfish in the last few
napkin be used as a toothbrush.
Don’t cheat at table Holding out a
hard boiled egg or a sandwich to take
bome with you is the height of im-
proper etiquette —Milwaukes Sentinel.
—————
His Aunt's Protector.
On the oceaston of his wedding an-
niversary a certain western preacher
recently told a few appreciative
friends some of the incidents of his
courtship days Perhaps the most
interesting was the following
“i called—upon the young lady one
evening and found her occupied In
entertaining a four vesrold nephew,
The little fellow eyed me suspicious
iy. but went on with his play. After
a time he left his playthings and took
a position between his aunt and my-
sell, where he remained very quietly
for some minutes Finally he got
restiess and, looking up Into his
aunt's face said:
“Aunt Liz. would you be afraid If
I runned opstalrs just a Hitle min-
ute ¥— Judge.
His Opportunity.
Mr. Sproggins—And if 1 decline to
let you have my daughter, what do
you propose to do?
Mr. Wibblesen—I-warn youthat In
that case we are prepared to act
Even now beloved Aurelia has her
best clothes on and awaits me near
A rallway station. If you decide
against us. we shall flee together,
and never come back.
Mr. Sproggins (without a moment's
hesitation)—Then | refuse.
Pa's Queer idea.
Little Fred—Say, maw, ain't paw
got a queer idea of what heaven Is
lke?
Maw—I don't know, dear. [ never
heard him say anything about it
Little Fred—Well, 1 did. He told
the groceryman that the week you
spent In the country was like heaven
to him —Chicago Dally News
A Desperado.
“So this I= a typical frontler town,
eh? | suppose you have citizens who
have killed their men?”
“There gors one now.”
“A peaceable looking chap. How
many potches has be on his gun?”
“He doesn’t carry a gun.”
“Not carry a gun!”
“Nope; he's a doctor. '—Houston
Post
BOTH SICK OF IT.
He—When we were married |
thought we were to be two souls with
but a single thought.
She—Well, aren't we?
both wish we were single
Rochester Democrat.
Don't we
again ?—
The Brute.
Bhe always addressed him as Mr.
Until he took courage and Kr
But now that they're wed
Like a brule hie har sald
That he wishes to goodness he'd Mr.
~Pearson’s Weekly.
No Wonder.
Foote Lighte—And you say she
¢an’'t belleve a thing her husband
says? .
Miss Sue Brette—Certalnly
can’t! Her husband is her
agent! —Yonkers Statesman.
she
press
Poverty and Wealth,
Miss De Pretty—I was out riding to
day with Mr. Swellhead, the editor of
the Hightone Magazine.
Poor Author (rival sultor)—Did he
pay for the rig In postage stamps?
—N. Y. Weekly.
The Usual Way.
“Does your father keep an auto
mobile?”
“No: he doesn’t keep it. He mere
fy borrows it from the repalrshop
when it happens to be in running or
der." —Judge.
“Not 80 Bad.
“1 hope you don't feel nervous,
Jim?”
“I am a little uneasy, William. but
I'm not so horribly scared yet that
Ive got to claim 1 ala’t afcald.”—Life.
Cynical.
“Curious ides, this transmigration of
souls,” sald the man Pe reads pro
sarSEE WEST WINDOW, ==
This is the place to buy
VALENTINES
Large assortment ; lowest prices
Comic Postal Valentines, 3 for
a cent.
Other Postal Valentines, 2 for
a cent.
More elaborate Valentines at
all prices.
It's Not Too Late
To have a mod-
ern steam or hot
water heatin
system install
before extreme
cold weather sets
in. We can make
your house ccm-~
fortable in every
corner and your
coal bill will bet
no larger.
us give you an
estimate on an
up -to - date sys-
tem. We sell the
well known
Cheerful Home
Furnace
which can't be
beaten. Plumb-
ing, Heating and
Tin work.
Gas Fixtures,
Burners and
(Glassware.
H. R. TALMADGE,
Both Phones, Elmer Avenue.
E. M. Dunham,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW.
Office:
Rooms 4 and 6, Elmer Block, Lock-
hart Street, Sayre.
FRENCH FEMALE
{ MADAME DEA acca ma
A Sarw, Cuwvary Kuuinr for Sevvummes try
Reva sown nT FALL. Beak! ! Mace! Brenty | Rail
fart or Nopay Refunded. Near pow
tor $308 por. bot a 11 wend Whee oy (rind, Sea ops
when relovad. Bampion Free. IF sour Sraggios dam set
Bare thew send your orders othe
UNITED MEDICAL CO., sou 14, Lancasron, Pa.
Sold in Sayre by the West Sayre
Pharmacol Go.
HORSES AND CATTLE DREAD 9
ALIVE.
Will pay $1.00 a "a head at the bars
All calls promptly attended to day
or night Valley telephone at stors
Bell telephone In house. x
J. H. DUNLAP,
Susquehanna St. Athens, Pa.
OR,
H. H. Mercereau,
Attormey-At-Law. &
Notary Publie. :
Special attention to pension papers
Valley Phone 1ia.
112 Desmond Street, Sayre.
A. H.Murray, M.D,
Specialties:
Glasses, 12; 1-6;
Sundays by appointment
Wheelock Block.
0SBORN’S LIVERY
Heavy and Light Draying and Moving.
“ Baggage called for and delivered
in any part of Sayre, Athens, and
Waverly, and all kinds of team work
Stisaded promptly. Livery at-
or N. N. Lehigh Ave., Valley Phone M8x
Mandolin n Teacher
Throat and the proper of
Hours—9- 7-8;
Office,
puplis on the Mandolin. Lessons
given at residence of C. T. Hull, et
street, Athens. For further forma...
tion address
- EDWIN F. LOOMIS,
Monday,
Murphy
Jan. 14