_MURRELLE, Publisher. W. T. CAREY, Editor avery afternoon except at 203 West Lockhart street, riptic $3.00 per year; month. rates reasonable, and on application. red as second-class matter May , &t the postoffice at Sayre, ‘under the Act of Congress of h 8, 1879. THURSDAY, JANUARY 31, 1907 Val Frank mk EB. Wood, Representative. News and advertising matter may Joft at Gregg's Racket Store, Wav- After 12 o'clock noon call the malin at Sayre, both phones Mra. Bert Billings of Broad street seriously til Edward Daugherty is il! attack of the grip. from an below zero last evening Mrs. E C. Frank has gone to Dry- den to visit friends for a week. ~ W. J. Collins and W. B. Smith of , are visiting friends. Mrs. F. A Bell and children will {his evening for Talahassee, Fla, here they will spend the balance f {he winter. ‘Mra. Elizabeth Rumsey, who has fil at the home of her son, Dr ©. Rumsey at Watkins has recov- ered, and returned to Waverly ~ 8 J. Nasadowski has moved his tai- Jor shop from the McCarthy block the corner of Broad and Clark streets across the road to the Burgett block. YOU This is the Version That Mr. William B. Dee Who Was Arrested for Ia- toxication Had With Regard to the Matter. Waverly—There was a batch of {three citizens of this broad land that jappeared before the police justice this morning oti the charge of being in- [rontented in a public place { The first sald that his name was {Willitam B. Doe. When told of the icharge. and what his rights were In {the matter he said that he was not He admitted thst te had been {drinking some extent, but sald that he was still able to walk when locked up, and so long as he was able to walk he was not drunk This threw much light on the sab- | fect because before this authoritative {rule was promulgated there was some {doubt as to just what was the point lat which a man became drunk. Now {in the future it will be an easy malter | to decide that mooted question He and wiil be | sty en a hearing this afternoon { The next individual admitted that {he was drunk, without any hesitation and was told to get out of town. The third was somewhat doubtful whether he was drunk or sober, but finally decided that he was just a little bit drunk and was also allowed to depart {gully to {was sent back to the cell CAR SCARED HORSE; TIPPED CUTTER OVER. Occupants Were Thrown Out—Driver Hung to Lines and Was Dragged Some Distance. Waverly—Yesterday afternoon as the car that leaves Waverly at 3:28 was coming west on Broad street a cutter drawn by a spirited hoi se came in the direction The car was just approaching Spaulding street, and the rig was turning to go over the Spaulding street bridge. The horse, scared by the car, turned quick- y. and the cutter was overturned, and the occupants thrown out. The driv- ier landed on bis face in the road, but opposite { pluckily retained his hold on the lines | The horse started over the bridge at la rapid gate, dragging the man after | him The pull was too great, however, {and when the top of the bridge was {reached the horse stopped. The face lof the driver seemed to be badly I bruised. and when he got straighten- | ed out he proceeded to say things | about the strect car system. Who the | occupants of the rig were could not |be ascertained Plies! Piles! Plles! | Dr. Williams’ Indian Pile Ointment | will cure Blind, Bleeding, Ulcerated | and Itching Piles. It absorbs the tumors, allays the itching at once, | acts as a poultice, gives instant relief Dr .Willlam's Indian Pile Ointment 1s prepared for Piles and Itching of | the private parts. Every box guaran- {anteed. Sold by druggists, by mall, {for 50c and $1.00. Williams Mfg {Co., Cleveland, O. 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Re i a f a’ # i i =z = = = = = Manoca Templ: Stockholders Mel Last Evening and Elected Directors for the Year—Ofiicers Then Chosen. Waverly—Last evening the stockhol- ders of the Manoca Temple associa- tion met at the temple and elected the following directors for the com- ing year: Hon B. L. Winters, Har- ry Winters, Seward Baldwin, F. B Appleget, O. A. Baker, S. C. Smith, W. H. Brougham, J. H. Murray, C. O Hoagland, Fred L. Maxwell, I. G. Dodge Immediately after the termination of the stockholders meeting the di- rectors met and elected the following officers: President, O. A. Baker, vice president, B. L. Winters; secretary, F. B. Appleget; (treasvrer, Seward GOOD SIZED CROWD HEAKS FINE TEMPERANCE LECTURE. Eugene Chafin Gives Excellent Address and Siugiog of Prof. A. XM. Thateh- Was Much Appreciated. Waverly—There was a good sized crowd at the M E church last even- ing to hear the temperance lecture by Eugene W. Chafin of Chicago. The address made a very favorable Impres- sion upon those present, and the sing- ing of Prof. A. M. Thatcher who has a voice of wonderful power was very much appreciated Mr. Chafin said that there had been more progress made in the fight against the liquor traffic in the last {0 years than had been made in 500 years in any other g.eat refrom move- met-t in the world's History. je show- ed how up until 1840 the liquor habit was grafted upon the people, and that there was no general sentiment against it. He quoted the case of an applicant for life Insurance who was charged an extra rate because he had endangering hi= life by not avstaining from the use of intoxicants He said that the thing that they were striving for was the total abolition of the manufacture and sale ilcohol In so far as it was used by men. He said that alcohol was a pol- son, that it destroyed the human be- ing ard that high license, or the plac ing its sale In good hands did not make it any the less harmful. If good people were to be the handlers of it then he advocated that it be sold by the churches and schools. He said that the license rate had went up from a few dollars a year to $100 in some places and this represented the price at which the public was willing to bar- ter its conscience When license was $500 in Chicago there were 7,122 sa- loons, and when it was 1aised to $1,000 it cleaned out all but 7,000 of them At the conclusion of the lecture Prof. Thatcher sang another selection that was loudly applauded and he was obliged to respond to two encores of WAVERLY CITIZEN SUFFERS PARALYTIC STROKE. W. L. DeForrest Stricken Yesterday While Sitting in His Office Shows Improvement This Merning. Wai erly—Yesterday afternoon while sitting In his office, W. L.. DeForrest, who runs the coal yard on upper Broad street, was stricken by a par- alytic stroke. He was taken to his home immediately, and a physician summoned. It was found that his power of speech was very badly af- fected, and that the whole of the left side of his body was affected by the shock. It was stated this morning, however, that his condition had Im- proved very much since yesterday, and that there was much ground for hope that he would recover. Mrs. Margaret Wilkinson. Waverly—Mrs. Margaret Wilkinson dieu yesterday alternoon at her home on West Broad street aged 79 years She had been ill for some time from the grip, and this together with her advanced age caused her death. She had lived in Waverly nearly all her life and was the widow of George Wil- kinson, who died several years ago. She has a large number of relatives in Waverly. The remains were taken to ihe home of har brother-in-law, W. W. Wilkinson at 110 Park Place from where the funeral service will be con- ducted hy the Rev. H. B. Cook of the M. E church and the remains will be buried In Forrest home cemetery Excellent Reader Secured. Waverly—The services of Miss Flor- ence Davis, a very talented reader who resides at Boston, Mass, and who Is a graduate of Pmerson college, have been secured for the concert that will be given at the Masonic Tample on Feb. 19. The concert will be one of the finest entertainments that has ever been given in this vicinity, and those having the matter In charge are mak- ing every effort tn» secure the services “Mr. Friend, help this editor in the wild-eyed search for news When sour friends come to see you, if you are not ashamed cf it, tell him, when your wile gives a tea party, if you have recovered from the effects of good things to eat, drop in with the pews. when a baby arrives fll your pockets with cigars and call; if you go to a party, steal some of the good things and leave em wilh the item in our sanctum. If your wife licks vou, come in and let us see your scars and tender sympathy through it. give in all the commonplace news In short, whatever makes you feel proud, sad. lonesome or glad, submit to our 24-karal wisdom and see our matted locks part and stand on end with gratitude, which will pour from every pore like moisture from the dew be- sprinkled earth” Applicable In Advertising. Printer's Ink Emerson says “In every work of genlus we recognize pur own rejected thoughts, they come back to us with a certain alienated majesty They teach us to abide by our spontaneous impression with good-humored In- flexibility when most of the whole cry of voices i= on the ather side. “Else, tomorrow, a stranger will say, with masterly gool sense, cxact- ly what we have thought and felt all the time, and we shall be forced to take, with shame, our opinion from another.” Engineers Win Oat. The Lehigh Valley enginecrs from Wilkes-Barre, who prctested against working on the Sabbith day have won out When they rebelled against working on Sunday they were threat ened with dismissal, but on appealing their case to the higher authorities a satisfactory arraugement was ar- rived at. [t was to the effect that the engineers work only on special occasions on the Sabbath or when thtre is a scarcity of engineers Should Be Helped Out. The fe.lows who stand on the street corners chewing and spitting and tell inz obscene stories, cursing and de- claring merchants and business folk in general skins and nuizance and an abomination Any pestered with such worthles would be justified in exercising cow- hide authority on the bosom of their trousers. No one is compelled to live in any town and the one not having a good word for its business enter- prise should be heiped out thieves, are a town a - aw It wasn't a Missouri editor but a printer's devil who was going through his first experience in making forms. The paper was late and the boy got the galieys mixed. The first part of the obituary notice of a pe- cunious citizen had been dumped in the forms and the next handful of type came off the galley describing a recent fire. It *ead like this: "The pall-bearers lowered the body to the grave and as it was consigned to the flames there were few If any regrets for the old wreck had been an eyesore to the town for years Of course there was individual loss, but that was fully covered by insurance.” The wid ow thinks the editor wrote the obit- uary that way because the lamented partner of her joys and sorrowe owed him five years subscription up Good roads are bound to pay; the value of farm lands contiguous to im- proved highways will be .ncrea ed from &5 to $9 an acre. Thus the ont- lay will put money into the farmer's purse, as well as render their trans- portation facilities better, reduce the cost of sending their product; to mar- ket and make life more pleasant b) stimulating sccial relations among neighbors m———— We do not imagine the ice man can extort a big price next summer for ice. The weather the past few days has knocked that excuse In (ne head There has been plenty of ice made hy kind natare the post few ays and ff the crop Is not gathered it is the fault of the dealers. Ice has become a necessary article (n many mstances and it should be plenty next summer —————— Ricknell Young, a member of the Christian Science Lecturing Board will address a public meeting at the Lyceum theatre in Elmira on Sunday afternon at three o'clock He will correct a number of false impressions that have recently gone out concern- ing this faith. Scientists in this val- ley will attend the meeting DeWitt's Little Early Risers, sure pills safe, I IMPORTED OLIVE OIL. Good for Medicine. $1.50 to $3.00 per gallon. Imporied Macaroni 5c to 10c per pound JOHN PECKALLY, Elizabeth Street, Waverly. W. P. Smeaton, UPHOLSTERING OPERA! EXTRAVAGANZA! PRETTY GIRLS Prices 25, 50, 75; TICKLED TO SLEEP, ster Till He Tried Tickling Him Back to Consciousness. is =aid to be true, comes from an unconscious condition for days is an extremely nervous man and ad verse to belng tickled The polating of a finger at his ribs will set him gurgling with laughter and a delicate prod will send him Into hysterics This failing became known to the woodsmen, and one ulght they decid- They Tickied Him Into Unconsclous- ness. ea to give thelr ‘ickling Five or six men got him in a cor ner and the tickling began. At first Blankburn laughed ana yelled as he tried to break but suddenly he fopped over in what appeared to be a sound sleep The mon left him ly- ing on a lounge, and when at nine o'clock, the camp bedtime, he had not awakened, they covered him up for the night Next morning could not be aroused the lumberman became frightened and sent several miles for a doctor. He had no suc cess, although he tried all the means at his command Hypodermics were administered, the man was pinched, slapped and cuffed, and finally strong ammonia was placed under his nos trils The fumes had no effect other than to make the sleeper cough, and In desperation the doctor tried tickling. Hearing Blankburn's feet, he took a hen-feather and applied It gently The man half opened an eye and rolled over. This satished the physi cian that he could be awakened by the same means that put him to sleep and he left the loggers to complete the job Little by little the tickling took ef- feet and at the end of three more days Blapkburn was sable to sit up and eat a hearty meal He appéars to be none the worse for his extend ed sleep. comrade a good AWLy when Blankburn riow Microbes Can Be Killed. Microbes cannot be killed by great violence, as large animals can, and the blow of a hundred-ton steam ham wer would not kill one of them. They are, however, subject to subtle forms of violetice, such as rotary motion, tapping and vibration. Dr. Samuel J Melzer placed bottles of germs In the vibratory machine of a soda water manufacturer, and found that they were killed by the motion. The ap paratus produced vibration and a strong centrifugal tendency. Her First Attempt “A good woman can make a vere ON THE ROAD SWEET NIMBLE VOICES FEET All Down Stairs $1.00, No Higher. RATS FULL OF DYNAMITE. | Rodents Eat Deadly Explosive and Now Terrorize Farmer, Worcester, Mass —Charles B. Dana, | an Oxford farmer, would like some ad | vice as to how to get rid of a family {of rats fattened on a diet of dyna | mite Dana lives in mortal terror of the { “animal bombs." as he calls them. His |barn Is full of thems He can't kill { them, for fear they will explode while | being assassinated. And if he lets i them stay in the barn he Is afrald | one of them will commit suicide by falling from the haymow and distribute his barn, farm Implements and live stock over the surrounding country. Dana stored a box of dynamite In his barn for the winter A few days ago he discovered that rats had eaten every bit of it. He sald that since the dynamite disappeared he has seen more rats and larger ones than ever before in his life I'm afrald to throw a brick at the pesky critters, for fear they will ex plode and blow up the barn,” he says “] can bardly sleep nights thinking that one of them may fall out of the hay mow to the barn floor and send my horses and cattle to kingdom come. “When I go out to feed the stock I handle the hay and bedding as ginger- ly as I'd handle eggs. What if one of those animal bombs should be In {t? 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Situations wanted free to paid in advance subscribers. I WANTED. Wanted —Experienced table girls at the Wilbur House. 3t Girl Wanted for general housework. Inquire 109 Packer avenue, Sayre, Pa. 209- Definitions, “What,” asked thé blunt person, “is the difference between a cynic and a fault-fAinder?” “A cynic,” answered the man who always pretends to know the answer, “is a faultfinder who smiles and speaks grammatically. ' — Washington Star. Live Stock Marketa. CATTLE-Supply light; market steady; choice, $5 gal ine $5006.75; veal calves, $85049 HOGR — Receipts light. market slow prime heavies $0708; other grades, 31.10 7.16; roughs 35.0064 20 SHEEP AND LAMBES market slow, primes culls and common, yl FOR SALE. For Sale—English bull dog, 18 months old and a fine watchdog, kind to children. Call at W. H. Lockerby's barber shop, Waverly, 221-6 For Sale—Pair of bobsleds, also horse, buggy and harness. Inquire of 413 North Lehigh avenue, Sayre, Pa. 220-6* For Sale—House with improvements, Inquire at 116 Center street, Sayre, Pa. 219-6¢ Several houses and lots for sale In esirable locations in town. Terms to sult purchasers. Inquire of W. 0. Schrier, Maynard Block, Athens. 39-1 House and lot at $850, also one at $1,300. A snap If taken at once. En~ quire G. N. Angler, 103 Park Place, Valley telephone G68y. 209. FOR RENT. For Rent—Baru in rear of No4i3 South Wilbur avenue. Inquire of 8S. A. Blish, Murphy & Blish, clothing store 224-6 For Rent—Two large furnished rooms, seven minutes walk from L. V. R. R. station. Inquire at 332 West Lockhart street, Sayre 223-6° A Salte of rooms at No. § Lincoi. street, Waverly. Call at premises. 221-6% For Rent—Six room brick house, corner of Maple and Miller streats, Sayre. Possession given at once. Val- ley phone, 227x. C. L. VanScoten, 10 Paine street, Athens 220-6 No. 428 South Wilbur, at once. 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