mows hat 4 to print” BDAY, JANUARY 30. 1907 for The Record dW. GUillah the humor The weather bureau reports colder ther for tomorrow. Hon. L.-T Hoyt has disposed of his team of bays to an Owego party The icemen should get busy before The Sayre bowlers were nicely trimmed by the Athens bunch at Ath- Don't forget the “Good Citizenship Rally” at Pharmacy hall, West Sayre, on Thursday evening. ~ M. H. Bawtelle, cashier of the Na- tional Bank of Sayre, returnea this ng from a business trip to Al bany, N. Y. _ The Sayre W. C. T. U will meet tomorrow afternoon at the house of Robinson, over Taylor's second- There is something humorous in this talk of the undertaker ralsing prices on accoust of the Increased “Attend the “Good Citizenship” ral- “In Pharmacy hall, West Sayre, to fine speaking. Sleighing parties will now be In order The fall of snow last night has * sleighing excellent, and the expect to do a big business. John Sharp, a well known Lehigh Valley engineer, died yesterday morn- at his homie In Pittston, after an “lines of six weeks, He had been by the Lehigh Valley for is the rise to the fall of the cur- tain there isn't a dul’ moment In Sim- Simon Simple which somes to the ge opera house Thursday evening an 81. The thre acts are crowd ‘ed full of clean fun, goodmusicand pleasing specialties ¥. sccompanied by his sister Mrs. Lippincott, were the guests of Mr. Mrs. James Walsh for a short time yesterday afternoon. They were “on their way to Dushore to attend the of thelr sister. “The Stetson’s Uncle Tom's Cabin company gave a matinee performance 0 a crowded house this afternoon t the Loomis. The production Is excellent In evry respect and there be anbdther large audience In at- this evening. who give their children Kenneirs Laxative Cough Syrup in- ! imdorse it. Contains Honey Conforms to the National Both Tracks Were Blocked and No 6 Was Compelled te Go Over the New Head. b - A freight wreck on the Lehigh Val- ley at Spencer last night blocked both tracks and passenger train No § was comipeliea to reach Sayre over the new road. Three cars in the freight train were derailed and thrown across both tracks in such a mauner that trafic was effectually blocked. The wrecking crew from this place was dispatched to the scene of the acel- dent and succeeded In clearing the tracks at an early hour this morning No one was Injured. but the damage to the company's property was con- siderable. The cause of the accident is pot known BREVITIES The Sandbach hotel at Wellsboro | was destroyed by fire on Monday even- ing = —— On account of scarlet fever the pub- | He schools ab Weatherly have been closed Mrs. Ira Hotaling, has gone to Wor- ster, N. Y. for a two weeks visit with her friends and relatives : Hiram W. McGill of Towanda. died at his home in that place Tuesday af- ter a long illness. He was 85 vears old. x - During the year 1906 there were 108 applications for divorce made in the Bradford county courts, and dur- ing the same period 72 decrees were granted. During 1505, 62 couples were separated. | Over 700 citizens of Columbia coun- county have signed a petition which has been presented to the county court, praying an order Le Issued re quiring all liquor bars in the county to close at 10 o'clock every night The meeting of the Ministerial As- sociation came to a close in the Meth- odist church last night with another fine address by the Rev, F. W. Han- nan of Brooklyn. There was a large congregation present and thd address was most thoroughly enjoyed. ~ Conriderable Intercst fs manifested in the approaching concert to be giv- en In the Baptist church on Tuesday evening, February 5th, by the Ithaca Conservatory Concert Company. A large advance sale of tickets Is ex- pected at once. Tickets are now on sale at Jump's drug. store Bill Nye sald: "A man may use a wart on the back of his neck for a collar button, ride on the back coach of a raliroad train to save In- terest on his money till the conductor gets around: stop his watch at night to save wear and tear; leave his ‘tI or t' without the dot or cross to save ink; pasture his mother’s grave to save corn; but a man of this sort is a gentleman and a scholar compar- €r to the fellow that will take a news- paper two or three years and when asked to pay for it puts it into the office and has It marked “refused” Bill is direct and sarcastic, and about right in his conclusion. It is undighsted food that causes sourness and painful indigestion. Ko- dol Is a~solution of vegetable acids It digests what you eat, and corrects the deficiencies of digestion. Kodo! conforms to the National Pure Food and Drug Law. Sold here by C. M. Driggs. “Good Citizenship Rally” A “Good Citizenship Rally” will be held In Pharmacy hall, West Sayre, on Thursday evening next. The rally will be addressed by Eugene W. Chaf- in, L. L. B, of Chicago, who is regard- ed as one of the best orators on the platform today. He will be assisted by Professor Thatcher of Boston, a vocal soloist, who Is receiving flat- tering notices from the press where- ver he appears. Everybody welcome. Joe Simon, Wanted In Sayre on Var. Ileus Charges is Lasguishing In Jail at Wilkes-Barre. Joe Simon, an Austrian, formerly employed here as a special officer for the Lehigh Valley, is in Jail al Wilkes- Barre on a charge of stealing brass Jutk from the Pennsylvania Railroad Company. Simon has practically ad- mitted his guilt and a sojourn of two Years In the penitentiary Is staring him in the face. Iu the meantime several of his Sayre creditors are wondering how they are going to get their money Simon came to Sayre early last summer. He was accom- panied by a fellow countryman and the two were instructed to watch the trains going in and out of the Sayre yards and apprehend all unlawful traln riders. Several arrests wered mpde but as there was little money {in the business Simon and his fellow officer guve up the job and sought another fleid of labor When thes left town Simon owed John C. Os- ‘born, proprietor of the Oshorn house, ‘a board bill amounting to about $20 He told Osborn that he was working ifor the Lehigh Valley at a salary of {$756 per month. but when Osborn come to look the matter up he discovered that Simon's name was not on the ray rolls and that the man had been ly- ing Another citizen is out §12, whieh he loaned Joe on the strength of his having money coming from the Le high Valley for services. Warrants were issued for (he wily Austrian but he was not located until recentlv JI, was found Ilsnguishing In fall in Wilkes-Barre, on the charge stated above. He wili be brought before the next grand jury in Luzerene county, and as he practically pleaded guilty to the charges, there i= no doubt as to what the grand jury will do. Sim on is considered to be a decidedly had egg In and about Wilkes-Barre, and his prospects for a long term in the ‘pen’ appears excellent at the pres- ent writing in the meantime his Sayre creditors will pocket their loss and say nothing, until Simou has served out biz sentence and then they will press their char mrges REVIVAL MEETINGS BEGAN LAST NIGHT. They Will Be Continued For Four Weeks and Are In Charge of Rey, Henry F. Kelteh The frst of series of revival meet- ings was held in the Church of Christ West Sayre, last night, a large con- gregation being present The meet. ings are in charge of Evangelist Hen- ry F. Keltch of Ohlo, and his subject last evening was “Come.” He Is a speaker of force and ability and will continue the meetings for a period of four weeks. “Parable of the Leav- en” Is the subject of his discourse this evening. Valley Passenger Engineer Dead. Willlam Rhoades of Delano, for many years a Lehigh Valley passen- who had been employed of late as an engineer on the Reading, died at the Ashland hospital during Sunday night from appendicitis. He was admitted to the hospital on Thursday, but his Icase was so far gone that his life could not he saved, consequently no operation was petformed. He is sur- vived by his wife and two children and one brother, who Is chief of po- lee at Mt, Carmel, All Should Hear Him. Professor Thatcher, who will ap- pear at Pharmacy hall on Thursiay evening at the “Good Citizenship Ral- ly," Is regarded by the public press as one of the most powerful platform singers of the day. His songs are .n sermon, the sentiment of which Is not easily forgotten. He will create a sensation wherever he goes, and the citizens of Sayre should not miss the opportunity of hearing him. When the cold winds dry and crack the skin get DeWitt's Witch Haze! jBalve. Bold by C. M. Driggs STEEL HAND SLEDS EACH. BALL ON EASTER Conductors and Tralumen WIN Unite in a Grand Hop Which Is to Be Held in Wheelock Hall The second annual ball of the South- ern Tiler Division, DO. R. C, No. 10. and Sayre Lodge, No 337. B of R R T.. will be given iu Wheelock hall on Easter Monday evening. George C Hrougham, W. S. Johnson, L. A. Evans and William Brougham, are the com- mittee representing the conductors, while J. W. Brillhart, W. 8 Hooper and F. LL. Waltman are In charge of the Trainmen's end of the affair. A yerr ago these two organizations consolidated and gave a ball, which was {uo every respect most successful This year the commitiee from the two orders will bend every energy to repeat the success of last year L000 WANT TO WEAR GOLD LACES AS AIDS. Big Struggle to Get on the Military Staff of the New Governor. Governor Stuart Is just now having his oan sweet ime with the boys who are ambitious to display themselves and at the same time serve the state arrayed in gold and lace and military trappings Already more than 1,600 young men have applied to the governor for ap- pointments on his military staff, yet he has only twenty-three places to give out Of these, ten are department offi- with the rank of colonel, and thirteen are aldes-de-camp. with the rank of lieutenant colonel. One of the oldest members of the governor's staff in polut of service is Colonel! Sheldon Potter, of Philadelphia, who has been Chief of Ordinance for Iu the recent Guber- natorial contest he was for Lewis Em- ery, Jr, but since the guard is sup posed to free from politics this may not count against him To appear properly equipped on the {twelve years be Staff of the governor costs not less than $1000 a The difference in rank does not reduce the cost of trappings, as there are pri vates, and the officers wear about al the lace and gaudy trimmings their clothes will carry. Then, there are swords and puttles and spurs to be be provided, but the young men who are anxious to display themselves In ZOrgeous array, are not stopped bh the price. Many of them wouid ve de- lighted with an appointment if the cost were ten times as much year the no Am Old Man's Prayer. (After Dr. Watts) The Record usually consigns poetr) to the waste basket, and If the author shows up at the office with his pro- duct, be Is lucky If he escapes with his life, but the following from the pen of Will Cardwell, Waverly's tal- ented writer, Is cordially given space in today’s paper. We have always known that Mr Cardwell possessed the true poetic sense, but confess that we are just a little surprised that he has taken a“prayerful turn of mind After tuning up his lyre to interna- tional pitch, and winking slyly at one of the muses, he sings as follows: The alloted spa, of years to man, By me Is nearly run My one regret, since we have met Is. that ‘twere scarce begun I htank Thee, Lord, For thy mnercles lent. And would implore that from thy store Still others may be sent. with one accord Aud if the choice, that [ may voice, vrcies yel to come Should give offense.and call me hence, Then Lord, Thy will be done But of thy will, may grant me stil} One other, ere | go, Then let it be, that she and me, May take in one more show . A Supplicant P. S~—~"Simple Simon Simple,” forred pre- Supt. Glldroy to be Promoted. The report is again going the rounds that Supt. Glidroy of this di- vision is to be promoted to the su perintendency of the Wilkes-Barre di- vision. Mr. Glidroy's successor there ix to be H. J. Shutzell of White Hav- en. Supt Glldroy sald that he knew nothing about the reports. Notice. The finest phonograpt parlor in this section. We are prepared to handle your wants in the Edison phonograph and record line. We carry In stock every Edison record made. February Hist now ready. Ike Samuels, Lock- hart street jeweler. 223-3 William's Carbolic Salve With Arnlea and Witeh Hazel. The best Salve In the world for Cuts, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Tet- ter, Chapped Hands and MY - Pond Lily Scene fn the Third Act. There are many striking scenes to Nixon & Zimmerman's new cartoon, musical extravaganza, “Simple Sim- on Simple,” which comes to the Loom- Is opera house tomorrow evening The most _attractive, however, is the Pond Lily scene in the third act. The cur- tain rises to weird music and a view of a dismal swamp is disclosed Pools of water shimmering in the moonlight are to be seen In the foreground Cat tails and rashes wave gently In the wind. the fire flies gleam in the dusk: the frogs croak and crickets chirp is heard abroad In the land, while in the distance the mist slowly rises from the boggy ground. The &illage choir stops at the old stone wall a moment to render a superb number The Echo in the Moon,” and stroll away In the darkness little Mose accompanied by bis old mamms slide on much awed by the mysters that seems to hover over the place These two colored people have come to hear legend of the wild story of Simon's Simon now hops Into view dressed as a gigantic frog and after frightening the darkies away, doffs his his mask and a doleful ditty called “Froggie Frog.” the refrain of which is taken up by a bevy of girls who have beech hid- den all the time beneath the large Illy pads which seem to float upon the surface of the water. At the con- ciusion of the song the girls turn aronnd disclosing to view their pret. ty faces crowned by pond lily hats, the inside of which are lined ,with yellow china silk. The effect is at beautiful and striking as they Frog Pond, a Sing= ones - Successful Eye Operation. On Monday afternoon D. H. Tuttle assisted by Dr. Kline performed a very successful operation senile cat- aract on Mrs. Harriet Leonard of Wellsburg, N. Y Mrs. Leonard seventy-four years old. having been totally blind in “both eyes for and had to be led from place wished operation was performed use” of a local anesthetic, tient experienced wo and baring will have good vision fast building up a tribute for Six Years, to place to go. The under the and the pa pain complications Dr. Tuttle iarge practice, a as she whatever unforseen is to his skill and fine work Cold Will Continae, With the continued cold, enough snow on the ground, there is plenty of sport for those who own sled and skates There will be a few days for en- joyment of the snow, with hardly perceptible drop In temperature or a snow or rainfall. That the wealhes conditions will remain neurly station ary for a short time is the Weather Bureau's view of (t After that |t may even grow colder and freeze harder and just $ i Sewing Machine Supplies. Sewing machine supplies for all kinds of machines can be found at D. 8. Andrus & Cq's Plano and Music store, 128 Desmond St, Sayre wed L. V. Earnings. - The gross earings of Valley Rallroad Co. for December, 19506, were decrease, compared with the month in 1905, of $187.129 The net earnings were $975 828, for December 1906, a decrease of $161515, compar ed with December, 1505 the Lehigh the month of $2821529, a same Free! Pree! Mrs. A. C. Trainor, Colchester, Conn., writes that a free sample bot- tle of Bloodine helped her when she was all run down. Bloodine is a body bullder and system tonic of won- derful merit, and if you have not tried it, you should today. The greatest system Tonic In the world. Sick Kidneys are positively cured by Bloodine. Sold by C. M. Driggs Sayre Vitality Wins. Tn —— A Apne. Vitality Is bulit up and maintained ohly by «ating nourishing food. The hustler is a hustler solely from the abundance of stored vitality in him, \ breakfast of Cherry Ham, Karner’s Coffee, Toasted Corn Flake, Etc., furnish the vital forces that enable a man te succeed. Sr — A ——— - cee 205 Desmond street Ir vou wish a table or a chair, ora ture, or anything in our line come here and get it. Tt will pay you to do so You will secure good, strong, ser- viceable furniture at a surpnsin low price ae ing the value. We have asplendid line, Valley Phone 191 a HERE ACTUAL COST, ON FRATERNAL PL ITIS! ANS.. INSURES BOTH SEXES BE- POLICIES COVERING Work in Abundance. When von hear a man kicking dbout to work as a false alarm these days put No he without em- ‘length of nian who wants to work need ployment for any time wages too, so there is and fair no plausible excuse for idlers try Empty Cars number of trains in the | and sidings of the rather gener being tegardless of the large loaded coal standing various yards Ta Valley supply high raliroad. a of empt supplied the different throughout the region Fireman Promoted. Cars are to cullerjes Alex Carmel on ote of the trains, position of engineer Hazleton Aft fireman Valley promoted and is smith of vocal Lehigh pas senger been tn the service at Lo doing of and thoroughly the the The N.Y. \ppreciative “Morning Post” Jamestown A audience SAV Ss large attended concert given last evening in First Baptist the conceit company from the ithaca Con- servatory of Music. The Concert com fully sustain the reputatior church by special seemed tc and no doubt would be greeted by an should it ever The program as to selections in a thoroughly ughort even larger audience make a return visit was of a high order and it was rendered artistic manner thre practically the was only in 150% Smallpox has been out of business within Pennsylvania There death from the disease recurrence of the scourge its source outside of the darfes Yet a bill has been introduc ed lu the Franklin county member for the repeal of the law put mits of one Any must have State bouun Legislature by a vaccination LOOMIS OPERA HOUSE|— MONDAY, EVENING. JAN. 4. One Performance Only, 25th Semi-Annual Tour LYMAN H. HOWE Prescuts the CROWNING TRITMUH OF REALISM in His New Moving Pictures. INTERNATIONAL SPECTACLE Two Hours of World Travel PERILS OF WHILING! IRELAND AND HER I'EOPLE! CLIMBING UNFRODDEN PEARS! WELLMAN POLAR EXPEDITION! MANY OTHERS, THE WORLD REVEALED! Reserved Seals on Sale \\ Friday. Prices 25, 35, 50, J. G. Howe CABINET MAKER, Household and Ofice Furniture paired. Will Call at House and Give Fstimales 501 NORTH WILBUR AVENUF, 1mo* SAYRE, PA. 518 C. J. Kitchin, Sayre’s Leadisg Draymas. Especial care and prompt attention Re. Asbestos Sad Irons Save work, worry and time. The Asbestos Hood keeps the iron hot and the handle cool. That's why it does the work better, and makes Ironing a pleasure. “AN IRON FOR EVERY PURPOSE. The Asbestos Sad Irons are sale in Sayre by We Buy Junk. Do you know that Blosteln pay the highest price for rags, | bers, iron, metals, ste. Call on before disposing of your te buy wholesale and retail. Ball 80w. Prompt attention. exact we Write for prices. Bolstein Bros, C Johnson and Broad Sts, Waverly. UPHOLSTERING Repairing and Refinishing. ELIZABETH ST. i Waverly, NY. ST ETSON'S Original Big Double Spectacalar duction :: The Barnum of Them All, Under the Management ap LEON W. 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