GRAF
Furniture and Undertaking.
THE NATIONAL BANK
OF SAYRE.
Oapital $50,000.00
Burplus - $12,000.00
We solicit your Banking basi-
ness, and will pay you three per
eent. interest per annum for money
loft on Certificate of Deposit or
Bavings Account.
* The department of mvings isa
special featare of this Bank, and
deposits, whether large or
small, draw the same rate of
Interest.
B. N. SAWTELLE,
Cashier.
The Valley Record
J. H. MURRELLE, Publisher.
W. T. CAREY, Bdivor,
Published every vers eS ieaoon at except Sun-
rm Morrelle's Printing Ofice, Sayre,
$3.00 per year; 215 centa
per
Advertising rates reasonable, and made
known on application,
ul mt te,
8 yre,
acer ths tex Congress of March 3,
“All the news that's at to print”
TURSDAY DECEMBER 4 1906
“FATHER” TAYLOR AND BUTLER.
Former Had Rather the Better
Spicy Repartee
Sallers who frequented the Sea
men's Bethel on Hanover street will
remember “Father” Taylor, as he was
familiarly termed, says a writer in the
Doston Herald
At a leading hotel in Boston a dele
gation of ministers were having a din
ner at which a few lawyers were pres
ent, among them Gen Denjamin F
Butler. “Father” Taylor and B
were indulging in some spicy repartee
In the course of their cony
Taylor asked the general If lawyers
ever made mistake Oh
was the reply ta er
“Well,” sald his ques
do yon do when you maj
“If it is a Lig «
try to rectify it
take 1 Jet it pass
way,” he added
make mistakes’
“Certainly;
“Father” Taylors reply
“Well, what
make a mistake
‘If the mistake !s
yectify it, but If a small
pass unnoticed. For example, |
preaching last Sunday to my sallors
and In my sermon made the statement
that the devil was the father to all
jJawyers. - I meant liars, Lut it belng
a small mistake I let it pass by.”
Ready for the Worst.
D. M. L. King tells this story of au
applicant whom he recently examined
for a leading life insurance company
“His heart action was poor, the man
had gouty tendencies, had an incipient
appendicitis, and his eyes and com
plexion were those of a strenuous
winer and diner. Concluding my ex-
amination, I frankly warned him tha?
he was In the way of drinking him
#elf blind. ‘Oh, well” was his philo
sophie reply, ‘I guess I've seen about
everything worth seeing.
fren Known to Ancient Egyptians.
That Iron was known to the Egyp
tians, even In the earliest times, is
evident from their conspicuous metal
Jurgieal knowledge, and from the facts
that the working of granite and por
phyry 1s scarcely conceivable without
stoel tools, that the oldest tombs
inscriptions referring to iron, and that
sources of supply of manganiferous
fron ore were found by Prof Bauer
man in upper Egypt
of
old
tier
rsation
{0 err
vou do
asked
a big ons
do
.
one
was
anyway
h ave
Barbarous Paris Water.
We are far from blaming the pre
fecture of the Seine for warning us
that it is dangerous to drink the watep
that jt supplies us without boiling it
The system, in spite of the millions
wasted, Is absolutely barbarous. When
it does not rain we have no water,
and when it does rain the water ls
not drinkable —From L'Eclalr of Paris
The Patient Struggle.
Patience and struggle. An earnest
use of what we have now and all
the Ume, an earnest discontent until
we come fo what we ought to be
val,
NEW YORK
As the Cirl from Homevlile
Saw It
Yes
turned
New ¥
You don’t seem a bit en
who had
ra me
said the girl
to
who had jast re
Homeville from a visit
I saw New York
to
orx
thusiastic
done without
and made over
in « to let
sister
mth
Fa salt
{ the
the
bes
fam: get! a
harried life
replied
grammatically
Lh
the of un
but plainly I ain’ a
about New York I'm
enthusiastic at getting back to Home
with
lazily
her
enthusiastic
though
i
iq
and she =izhed
stretched her arms
she sald, "I can stretch my
without bumping
Nobody can do that
They live in holes in
ibout the of a
This Is a beautiful
wien you cor
ngth
igainst anvihin
York
here
2
{he wall there
ziice f
size
cheese
Adelaide
HOU e 10
Bink about
Yes 1} ! you what | saw in
Yor! I windows and
full of jewels that nobody but a nabob
ford | saw shops full of hats
couldn't buy—hats filled with
of beautiful plume each ons
ransom or the sum to
bill for a year i
aw dummies covered with gowns that
would your mouth ater
tanding in rows in the shops | saw
yunters heaped with silks and laces
worth a month's income per yard |
:aw touring cars and automobiles that
[ couldn't afford to ride in. | saw the
itside of hotels and the lobbies of
heaters that 1 conldn’t afford to live
1 y ta. | saw women muffled in
ized and manicured and
an inch of their
out upholstered car
liveried servants who
3 the noscs At I
te!
New
Saw windows
hat |
MAsSS
worth a king's
al of cur grocery
make
nd mas
n ives
me i
er touched one
would have
saw blooded
and bl
that
her
ght the W
protested
I thou
well off
the Worthies
» 2 good incom
lle class. Out he
could lve in a big hb
r own horse: and
Ptude
t they re
n Home
and
{own
jile they
the
Jute
irive lon k
the in
x little flat
they
lown re
only
never go
order to go
you have
in advance
$s ahead of
HadiLy and
hold ex
1 hey
euch on the
alter
hou se
week ward
h restaurant when
They
street car
They
havent r
June
of
ibout town in a dirty
train
they
out a servant
or a
{ingy subway never en
ni and
hé sure they
1 because
they can't
vant gird
will
a wed in advance
BE » church much, be
usually the are
the man who
« at them if they
When
resolutely
ause churches too
away, and
Wer
far
the plate gic
put a big bill in It
shopping they
thing *
Ding
passes
don’t
they go
pass by
ever)
One
latde
O sien ness es
of life ther
been the most
on earth i
and
fore
ssit
week
and I'd have
woman
more Ade
dis
ontented never
hit so s?
fully envious in
a little 4
alr there
added
{sn't
everything you do sce!
» hate
Ihe
in
abby, so jonely
my life be
mm of disconten
Now in Homeville
sigh,
—but you can have
—N. Y. Press
The Question Useless.
“Begobs'” observed Cassidy,’
foine shtacks av wages that
makin’ these days
Phat's he doin’?
Shure
res
the
she
with omfortable there
much 'o see
‘tis th
Ryan is
asked Corrigan
he s janitor av a bank by day
ab’ noightwatchman av a residence by
nolght
But phin does he shlape?
Ain't Of Jist afther sayin’
‘Judge
Cupid Turns the Leaves,
“let me said the applic cheek:
ed country girl as she entered the big
department store have vou any sit
books?
‘Sitclose
thot he's
A nolghtwatchman?
ed
close
lroed the clerk
“What in the world
books?"
in astonishment
are they?
uy, er—family albums
I have a gentleman caller
Dally News
Decadence.
Teri years ags | was “nouveau” rieh,
But I managed to got ia "The Four’
TL A
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You sce,
~~ Chicago
WEY
FRANK E WOOD, Represcatative
News and advertising matter may be
left at Gregg's Racket Store, Waverly,
After 12 o'clock noon call the main
office at Sayre, alley ‘phone 128X,
Owego yesterday.
Miss F:ancis Lyon went
New York city last cvesicg.
Joha M. J.lls of Philadelphia is
visiting his father at this place.
—— .
Mrs Geo. Eistnhart and daugt-
ter, Edaa, are visiting in Elmina
—-.®
G W. Weeks cf Lincoln avenue
to
nz
Mes Berjamin Hi zr
ark, =N. J],
friends.
Miss
Reading,
relatives,
——
Mie, Crane is very al at the
homs of her daugher, Mis, Wm
Tew, on Chemung stiect
i
cf New
is visiting ® Waverly
May Hanna wil go tc
Pa, tcmorrew to visi
neces
Mrs. Virginia Carroll entertained
the Kenogame club at her home in
Chemung street last evening.
Abert Barton who has been
cff duty on 2ccount of iliaess, will
resume work at
wagon tomorrow,
Hon. A. I. Decker will enter.
tain his class in the Mecthedist
Sunday school at his home in Ful-
ton street this evening.
Neaves' lunch
M:s. H. D. Ingham has been
visiting her son, H. B Ingham, of
his place, and returned to her
home in Towanda today.
om ef A
Wm. A Personius of Waverly
amp No. 88, Sons of Veterans,
went to Ithaca last evening anc
pected camp 40 of that place
i
rant!
cent
A son was recently bora to Mr
ind Mrs. James Brew:ter of Contre
St. The young has been
named Byram Winters Brewster,
din
man
A quorum failed to mateniliz
t last night's meeting of the board
f trustees and an adjournment
sas taken until Thursday evening
Vilage Collector Bert Herton
as another phencmenal
record this year ard has ccllected
dl the taxes except against three
properties The unpaid ta
amcunt to abou? §6o,
mads=
X2s
a —
of
ppointment cf postmas
cr at this plice probable any diy
ow ard the numerous zpplicant
re oll awariag anxiously, hoping
that lightning will strike them
Mrs. Hatti- Squire S'ene of
Waverly and George W. Ralgh of
Harford, N. Y, were mirried ict
the Baptist parsonage yes'erday ly
Rev. G:o. Briggs Mr. and Mre,
Ralph will reside 1a Harford.
The
nakcs
convening
b
ic 2
congress
The Ticga County Medical So-
ciety are in session at Oxego this
afternoon. D:. Wm. E. Johnson
of this place will read a paper and
Corcner L. S. B:towski also of this
place will read a paper on the sub-
ject of “Tuberculosis of the Spine.”
A barquet will be held atthe
Ahwaga house this evening.
The Barton tcwn board are in
session at Clerk C. H. Turneys ofs
fice this alterncon and are ex:imin-
ing estimates on a stone crusher
and stram roiler to get at the
probable cost At the annual
town meeting a proposition will te
submitted to the taxpayers for
funds to purchase the above ma
chines for the use of the town.
Waverly camp No. 28, Sons of
Veterans, clected the following
officers last evening: Commander,
John Shears; senior vice-com-
mander, G. M, Thompson; junior
vice commander, W. W, Legg;
camp council, Lewis Howell, H.
R. Cronk and Wm. H. Schmit!;
Tp
Do not fail to ) attend the enters
taisment by the Elma B. Smith
company at the high school hall
tomorrow evening Tne regular
admission is only 25¢ and the ree
served scals 10c extra. Reserved
drug store.
“Way Down East,” which his
been so successful the past nine
years, will be seen at the Loomis
next Saturday afternoon and even
ing, Dec 8 tis a delightful play
of New England life and will be
mer, who is certainly a master of
stagecraft. The scenic «ff=cts will
The company is
| of seats opens Thursday.
CHILDREN'S SOCIAL
The children of the Church cf
the Redeemer Sunday school : e
going to sead a Xmas box to the
orphan children of the Johnstowne
home, Each class has sclected
some one article, and on Tuesday
evening, Dec 4 at 7:30,
going to present it at the rectory,
10; Bark avenue. All those bring
ing presents will be admitted free,
and the mothers’ fathers and friends
will be asked to give 10 cents to
help the children’s gift aleng,
A program has been arranged to
entertain all guests. Mrs. Hill,
Miss Peckens and Miss White will
sing solos. Readings will be given
by Mrs. Snow and Miss Newell
Masters John Hill, Fay Lewis and
Jay Lewis, will give an instrument
al trio. Refreshments will also be
served.
they. are
No Mcre Country Doctors.
The < nuiry loctor is
coming extinct as & sPOCIes,
New York Herald The
meets at thelr focieles
‘alk and act os men
meeting of city physicians
pers presented are quite
city standard, the discussions
vdly above those of the city
The surgical experiences
would astonish some
the city clinics and
of the work at
well done
be
says the
men cue
look, dress
do any
he pa
rapidly
the at
to the
mark-
men
related
men who think
clinicians do all
least all that Is
up
r
Of
Indiscreet Revelations.
There is a kind Freemasonry
among men that does not exist among
Men all in leag with
r Practically speaking, all
faults and but
they cha Ȣ their sex with none. It
would * .0 admirable thing if women
would vuhy this respect
world
of
women are ue
each olhe
have the same vices
he
half as much
would hold
nea
men in
it know
wotuon
a
it is
would n
about us il only
thelr tongues ab
French Wealth,
The population of France
40.000 000 the wealth of France
$4 Robert F. Skinner
in some recent statistics, show
evenly this wealth Ia distributed. The
red in
is about
is
nearly 5 000 000
how
administe
and of these one-half
were for values ranging from
than $10,000 to a little under $100,000
Only three were $10,000,000
number of estates
1904 was 304.787
less
Deaths from Snake Bite.
no complete statistics to
in the
bites each year. The
number has been placed at
30,000 In the United States, so far
as known, the annual fatalities amount
to about 50 Floidda {is generally
looked upon to contribute several of
these with regularity
The are
show how n
world of snake
re
any persons die
however
Female Fear of Mice,
Why are women afraid of mice?
Although this problem has claimed
the attention of the greatest philoso
phers, it must be admitted that we
are as much at a loss for a scientific
and psychological explanation as was
Adam after the first field mouse ofthe
tribe drove Eve up a (ree
Club for the Lonely.
Those who have no friends 1a Lon.
don and complain of its great lonell
ness now have a club all to them
selves. The new organization Is called
the Eligible Social club. Its object Is
to bring together men and women who
are lonely A vocalist and a play-
wright have applied for membership
Life's Ambition.
All life is a fight with self. The bat.
tle begins with consciousness and
pever lets up untill the aged warrior
goes to another world for his crown
The supreme ambition of every noble
life Is to conquer sell. The greatest
sorrow of the world is sorrow over the
soul's defeat
Letter to a Schooimaster.
“My son will be unable to attend
school to-day, as he has just shaved
himself for the first time.” —Lustige
Diatter.
Is He Worth Catching?
It costs the de i Hite trouble
YOU
IT IVES BIW LIFE AND
STRENGTH TO ELDERLY
FIORE DELKCATE WOMEN
AND TENDER BOYS AND
cms —
wr
AITHM A BAELIGA TON
NT, La CRETE Cf
SYRTIRA
CPST A TERS WAR T
Clas
TRY
We Know
Will Help You
To Regain Your Strength
and Energy.
Report of tho Head Physician in
a Leading New York Hospital
on the Cure of Catarrh.
“A few years ago we considered that
we were doing well if we cured ten per
cent. of the cases of catarrh brought
to us, but since the introduction of
**Bloodine” into our hospital we cure
more than @® per cent. of all the cases
of Catarrhin its various forms brought
tous. Catarrhi of the Head, Catarrh
of thie Eves, Catarrh of the Bladder
and Uretha, Catarrh of the large in-
testines, Catarrh of the Larynx, Pelvic
Catarrh, Catarrh of the Throat, and
Catarrh of the Stomach are quickly
cured with “Bloadine.”” It bulldsnew
tissues, gives new energy, new life,
new blood and strength to any partof
the body attacked by the Catarrhal
germs.”
Bloodine is a powerful tonie, nour-
ishing food medicine, composed of
valuable sonic stimulants btained
from vegetable drugs. ‘Bloodine’’
contains no narcotics or other danger-
ous drugs which merely deaden pain
temporarily, but give no permanent
relief or cure the cause of your disease,
“Bloadine is a powerful body builder
and Biood maker: itis the best remedy
known to the medical profession to
ciirich thin, watery blood and supply
new, rich red blood to the whole body.
FREE - To prove the wonderful
merits of BLOODINE we will mail a
large sample bottle for 10 cents in sil-
VCr or stamps for postage.
Sold by C. M.
Painfc] in its mildest form,
becoming an agony or torturo
in the joints take Blocdine,
will positively cure Rheumatism, how- |
THURSDAY, DE. 6,
J. C. Rockwell's New
America's Largest and Rest of
All Colored Shows
A Metropolitan Attraction Elegant
Wardrobe Pretty Girls Two
Quar'eltes Southern Scngs
and Dancing. Concert
Orchestra
Band Parade at Noon.
A GENUINE COLORED CO.
In their Pastimes of the Sunny
South
PRICE ?—25. 35 and 50 Cents
Tickets now on Sale at usual place
Driggs, Sayre.
WANTED
OR ALIVE.
r $2.00 delivered—with hides on
( 4 Right Valley telephone at store
telephone in house,
J. H. DUNLAP,
Susquehanna St,
"Contractor and Builder
go and Estioatss Furnished
P10 Miller Et Sarre Pa
111 Miller Street,
OFFICE HOURS:
b to 11:00 a. m., 2 to 4:20, 7:00 to 8:00,
Genito BeiSAty
metal ee Rot
phones
(in effect Nov 1b, 1.6%.)
Trains leave Sayre aa foilcws
Matinee and Evening
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 8.
WM. A. BRADY’ S
Special Preduction
Written by Lottie Blair
Elatorated by Jos. R Grismer
As played 106 weeks 1n New York
Cite, 35 weeks ia Philadelphia,
43 weeks in Boston, 37
weeks in Chicago.
“Tte Flay Thit Teuches the Heart”
Endorsed by Press, Public, Pulpit
on
“dd
PRICES — Matince, and 50c
Evening, 25, £0, 75¢ and $1.00.
Seats on sale Thursday
Mandolin Teacher |g
Will be in Bayre on Faturday, each
week, which time 1 will devote tothe
instruction of pupils on the mandolin.
Studio: Room 2, Richard block, over
postollice. For forther particulars ad-
dress, Edwin F. Loomis, Athens, Pa.
Maynard Maynard & Schrier
Attorneys and Counselors.
M. P. A. Block, Fayre, Pa. May. | Pols
RASTEOCND
A. MM. Dally for Towand
Bsnmock, Wiikes Pare,
aa,
Philsdeiphls, Daltimore and Washizgton
3 nock, Pittston
Chuuch, Allentown,
Yoix and Philadelphia,
AM. (Waverly 5:10 A.
od Sy, for Atheus, U
cele, New Albany Dushore, Salter.
ela, Malis, WALI! nt, Ww
ville, Funk fuseint,
3: VE Wilkes Barre, White She: Fean Hav
en Jucciion, Masch Chunk Allkestcwn, Belk.
Waeaskis $e
M. Sunday euly, for Athens, Milan
Dister, Towanda, alusing
ville, Mesdoppen t54 Tunkhaosock.
M. (Waverly 1333 P. M,
for Towazda, Tupbhanpock,
1: Si; eri Sura
Cbzak, Allentowe, Dethichem, New York, Tal
ard Washington.
ade! pila, Sardi es
| P. M
3: 8 swands, TurYhanzock
Wilkes Baste, Manch Creed, Aller.
press, _
town, Cethlehem. Mew York, Phliladeipcts, Ba’
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§:h only for Athens, Ulster, Towsnd
. roeton, New Albany, Dushore,
Seld, Halls, Whlismsport, Wysl
viile, Tunkhannock, Pittston and W
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Dally for Geneve Dalal, fo, Nike
fasion
Riack Diamend Wx
P.M (Weverly 4s P. NM)
es Carre
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Dardett (Watkins) Valets, Lodl, Gilbert
Verick and Oeneva,
To Dally for Ithaca, Trumansbarg
‘sa Corners, Oencve. Rochester,
00» Slevtisad, Detroit,
for Asburn week days culy,
| hy ava Fula fia Torus: De fo, Detrolt, Cx
A a Duly it iar; Rochester, Cul
3:5 edonia, Balarvia, Buffalo. Cemnects fo
bal fee Oeneve, Rochester,
slo. i Ph for Aabam week a ah
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Ithaes, Tramass
fo Nisgara Falls, Delrott and Chie
3:40
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i P.M. : our Black Diamond Exprem
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Nisgase Fells exd Toremte.
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Manchester
an} DIVIRloN,
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3: J] a P. 2. Dally for Geneva aie? Buf
AM. Wek
[5
Auburs,
& ‘a
.
1nsores cleanliness.
Costs less.
Gas Light Co,
Waverly.
ELMER A. WILBER,
Whoics:ler of
Wines, Beer snd Ale
OCR GPECIALYISS |
{EHICH CLUB WEISKEY, DOT
WEICH BEER AND ALES, KOR
WICH BREWING COS. ALES.
top Packer Aveans, BAYRE, P
POTR PROXIES,
AE BAKER ¥
Carpenter and Builder.
17 Pleasant 5t. Waverly, N. X.
TOUHEY'S HOTEL
Nveryanitg Naw 3nd Dp 4c Puts, Pirst-
ecommodations,
Thomas Avs, Opposite L, V. Station,
Rots $1.50 Per Rav, Save,
A.].GREEN,
CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER.
Plans aad Estimates Furnished
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For sale or rent a good equi
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Athens, Pa,
rtion of the O
suit purchasers. Inquire
Schrier, Maynard Block, Athos.
For Rent
Two rooms for rent. Enquire 110
corner Packer and Elmer Ave, 175.8%
For rout at once, Severs] houses and
suites of rooms, good tion;
without bath; $860 and pa o-
quire of C, Cc. West, Sayre. 170-4
mt fos room tn £4 Wieslotls