nl ER 1 Second, we pay no rents. Are Unable to Interpret It FlosFad, fesse & Conmen MANEY & PAGE, . 216 Desmond 8t., Sayre. If You Have Never Used OIL HEATER Buy one now. We have several kinds and grades and the prices range from $3.00 to $5.50 They have the smokeless devica, (you cannot make them smoke) and the assortment is complete. We have. Gas Heaters and Stove Pipe Heaters. 322 8. Main Bt,, Athens. The Man Who “Gets There” Is Abe man who has blood —real vish blood—and plenty of i$—ia kis body, Briggs’ Wise of Cod Liver Ol Makes blood—iots of 14— iite-gtring, braln-nourish- strengib-replonishing oy 75¢c Per Bottle. C. M. Driggs Frescripties Druggist. weak Balding Tayre, Pa, Seger ger of Candy. “All the nsw that's 8 te print” SATURDAY, DECEMBER 1, 1906. not fail to see our line of suits and overcoats before buying. H. Sattler. 172-f Iuquire 30 North Wilbur ave. 169 6: Fresh lobsters, 25¢; crabs, sc; juart. Smith's restaurant, Packer If you really wish to spend a evening, go see “The d the Humming Bird” nap in Sheet | Music —AT— Barrett's Saturday and Monday, Deg. 1st and 3d, New Stageland Waltzes, 13c. New Silvery Moon Three-Step, 13c, Or both for 25c. two for 40c. Open in the Evening. 308 Broad St., Waverly. The Mummy and the Humming Bird at the Loomis this evening. Regular meeting of Bartenders union tomorrow at 3 p.m, They will have an election of officers. December 1. Now for your Christmas shopping. Watch the columns ol The Valley Record for the announcements of the various Sayre merchants, There will be a special evangel- istic service conducted by Maj, Williams at the M. E church Sun- day at 2,30 p.m. An earnest in- vitation is extended to all. Invite friends to come with you, Family catering a specialty at Chas. Smith's Gem Restaurant, 117 Packer avenue, Sayre. Lob- ster a la Newburgh, lobster, shrimp and crab salad and deviled crabs served on short notice. Open Sundays from 8 a. m. until mids night. it “Anna Moore,” the central char- acter of “Way Down East” has perhaps received from the public more sympathetic expressions and heartfelt regrets over her treatment, than any character of fiction of modern times. Her simple story, her grief and anguish; her spirited denunciation of the man who took advantage of her innocence; her triumph and to legislature last winter is a source of considerable aonoyance and anxiely to those who follow the in the conduct of the municipal elections, So far as borough elections are concerned the law is rather vague, and is likely to prove unsatisfactory. It is contended that it gives the right to the bor- ough whether it shall use the new law or conduct the primaries under the old, In several of the counties of the Commonwealth the commis~ sioners are deciding that the new primary election law shall not apply to the nomination of candidates for borough and township offices. The law gives the commissioners no such authority and the state de- partment advises that they have go business to decide the matter. The conclusion will probably be reached that if any party in a borough or township desires to make its nom- inations for local officers under the new system it will have to be pers mitted to do so, and the commis sioners will be required to provide the facilities and arrange for pay- ing the expenses. This is sub- stantially the ruling of the secretary of the Commonwealth aad for the present there is no higher author- ity. While there is no doubt that the new law gives townships and bor- oughs the privilege of holding primaries under the new law or the old, as they desire, there is considerable speculation as to how to decide the matter, Although the law makes the foregoing pro- vision and gives the township or borough the choice of either the new or the old, it as a question as to who shall decide. It would aps pear, however, that if the electors of any borough or township desire to make nominations for the com- ing spring election under the new primary act, then they should sig- nify such desire and intention by filing with the county commis- sioners petitions for nominations, which must be done at lcast seven weeks before the time for holding the primaries. If such petitions are not filed with the commission ers no ballots will be provided for use under the new primary law, and the primaries cannot be held under the same, but will have to be conducted according to the old system, that is in the manner pre- scribed before the passage of the new act. It is asserted that in the event of any cf the candidates fils ing a petition it will suffice to place the law in operation. Ia the event of others wanting to main- tain the present system, the matter would be then thrown into the courts for them to adjust, The game is here, and it is very hard to decide who is the greatest hunter, there are “birds” of all sorts, also animals. John R. Dru- gan contributes two of the great American hogs. The bill of fare will be mixed, roast pig, turkey, chicken, rabbit and partridge; and some of them were really wild. All members should turn out for there is bound to be a big time and a big dinner. Some of the boys could not get out to hunt, but they are expected to get out tonight by all means. Come and let us have a rousing old time. W. W. Shaw, Secretary. COUNCIL MEETING The regular monthly meeting of the borough council will be held on Monday evening. It is expect- ed that the borough attorney will have prepared the amendment to the sewer ordimance, but it is UAW WERE PRESENT Rev. E. W. DeWitt Preached Farewell Fermon Under Pro- tection of the Police The Rev. E. W. DeWitt, well known to readers of the newspapers in Waverly, Sayre and Athens, having been a pastor of the Baptist church in the latter place for seve- ral years, will leave Scranton, where he has been for the last year. Mr. DeWitt preached his last sermon in the North Avenue Baptist church at that place on Sunday evening, and as he preached bluesuniformed mem- bers of the city’s police force occupied pews in various parts of the church edifice. In other words the corpulent pastor preached his last sermon with the minions of the law as his protectors. Mr. DeWitt defiantly stated that he was going to Erie, this state, and that the good members of the congre- gation to whom he was to preach the gospel, will permit him to ats tend ball games, if he desires, and that the deacoas will go with him. The congregation of the Scranton church gave Mr. DeWitt a farewell reception and presented him a purse well filled with lucre. Mr. DeWitt, as is well known, carries a superabundance of averdupois and it appears that he has fought the battle to a finish. PIG WAS MISSING There was weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth among the members of the Sayre City Club last night. The members are ar- ranging for a game dinner to be held this evening. For the past week the woods hereabouts have been filled with hunters and all kinds of birds and animals, both wild and tame, have been brought in by the sportsmen. Among oth er things that have been captured for the dinner was a small pig and no end of rabbits, The pig was provided for roasting purposes and last night it was properly dressed and lain away in the refrigerator at the club house grill until such time as it was to be toasted over the coals. This morning, however, when Mr. Shaw, the manager of the club, went to the refrigerator, he discovered that the pig and also two rabbits were missing. The appearance of the refrigerator de- noted that a thief had been at work and as he left indisputable evidence of his identity behind he was quickly caught. When confronted with the horrible crime he broke down and confessed. He said that he had not done the actual thiews ing himself but that he had em- ployed an unscrupulous Hungarian to do the job. He said thatit had been years since he had tasted par- boiled pig and when he discovered how easy it would be to purloin this one he could not resist the temptation. Upon promising to be present at the dinner to be giv- en this evening, and to tell the members of the club just how the pig was stolen, he was toll to go and sia no more as the proprietor of the club refuses to prosecute. WILL PLEAD GUILTY Lyman Heeman, Jr, who was committed to the county jail by Justice Carey is wanted on four different charges. He has already been indicted on two of these charges and when he arrived at Towanda yesterday stated to Con- stable Brougham that he intended to plead guilty to them all. By doing this and saving the county the expense of a trial he will doubtless get a considerable lighter sentence. As itis, however, the slippery Lyman, Jr., ought to re- | ceive a rather stiff sentence, | LOST OR STRAYED | THE HONING BRD This Evening “The Mummy and the Hum- ming Bird,” to be presented at Lord Lumley, and Henry Carl grinder, may be properly described as a comedy that contains the poss sibilities of a tragedy, had its inci dents been treated by the author in a different and less delicate manner but, as its theme and situations have been logically developed, and its complications brought to a hap- py ending, the unfolding of its plot is accompanied by an increased ins terest that may be attributed to the very uncertainty that shadows the events as they transpire until the desirable denouement is reached. The reputation that has been won by the play rests in a measure up- on the large number of good parts it contains, each of the characters being sufficiently strong in itself to constitute a star role in an ordinary production. The company com- sists of artists whose individual tal- eat, it is claimed, ranks them high in artistic merit, therefrom result ting a performance which is every~ where described as wellnigh pers fect in its ensemble. PERSONAL MENTION Delena Utz, of Dushore, is the guest of Mr. and Mrs William Ring. ——— — Henry Streeter, Fsq, of Towan- da, transacted business of a legal nature in Sayre today. Noram Plumstead, wife and daughter spent Thanksgiving with Will Plumstead in Andicott, Mrs. Andrew Tillman of Che- mung street, has returned trom a week's visit with friends at Buffalo Mr. and Mrs. Percy Root spent Thanksgiving day with Mrs. Root's parents, W. R. Plumstead, in Andicott, Constable Spencer Brougham went over into Ridgbury town- ship, this county, this morning on official business, Mr.and Mrs. William Dagger and Mrs. Maude Ackley of Phila delphia, are the guests of Mrs. Andrew Tillman of Chemung street. HOSPITAL NOTES W. L. Collins, of Sayre, Wm. T, Harrington of Laquin, and C. A. Wilds of East Athens, were oper ated at the hospital this forenoon. Douglass Danicls of Newark Valley, was discharged. RESOLUTIONS Whereas, It bas pleased our Heavenly Father in His all-wise providence to take from our midst our esteemed friend and sister, Fama Hudson, it is bata just tribute to the memory of the departed to say that in the death of Sister Hudson our order has lost a worthy member, one who was ever ready to proffer the hand of aid and the voice of sympathy toall who were in need or in sorrow, one whose noble and upright life is a stand- and of emulation to her sisters in this lodge. Therefore be it Resolved, By Lady Willard Rebekah Lodge No, 131, 1. 0. O. F,, that while we wourn with those who are near to her by family ties, we share with them the hope of a reanion in that better world where partings are unknown. Resolved, That the members of the lodge extend to the bereaved family their sincere and heartfelt sympathy in their deep aflliction, and commend them to Him who doeth all things well, and whose chastisements are meant in mer oy. Resolved, As a mark of respect, that the charter of the lodge be draped In mourning for a period of thirty days and that these resolutions be spread upon the records of the lodge, a copy be sent to the bereaved family and printed in the daily papers, Jesta A, Swartwood, Ida Thomas, Belle Haverly, Committee, Free [ree Mrs. A. C, Trainor, Colchester, Conn. writea that a free sample bottle of + hy DaXSNIG Se Cr be EN 7 S fag) Morris 4 S Chairs § PICTURE FRAMING 8 205 Desmond St, NN, 5) i al i" Y ND GR Valley Phone 191 a. INOS HERE tween 18 and 00 years. sickness and accident, Call on TIS! | Gas Light is the right Ou RYOo Nov Om Ow ON for the eye sight. Bra Portable Gas Lamp. costs a trifle; insures eye ease. Clean, convenient & inexpensive . Gas Light Co. Waverly. LOOMIS OPERA HOUSE Matinee and Evening SATURDAY, DEC. 1, JULES MURRY'S OWN CO. HEADED BY MR. W. A. WHITECAR IN ee THE UL dh AND THE AGAIN INCLUDING Henry Carl Lewis asthe Organ Grinder and the Best Supporting Company this Fam- ous Play has ever Lad PRICES — Matinee, 25 and Hic Evening, 25, £0, 75c and $1.00. Advance sale Wednesday at Hall's Shoe Store WANTED HORSES AND CATTLE DEAD OR ALIVE. | Will pay $1.00'a head at the barn lor $2.00 delivered—with hides on |All calla promptly attended to day |or night. Valley telephone at store. Bell telephone in house. J. H. DUNLAP, An Insurance Policy For an Xmas Gift er present can approach. There canbe no doubts of its acceptability, and If vou world learn cxactly whas sucha gite means, and how It can Te your name, age and address to us. We are agents for the Massachusetts Mu- tual Life Insurance Co., s company of irreproachable standing. FRED J]. TAYLOR, SAYRE, PA. Sayre Rendering WORKS G. 6. 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