ley. GRAF _ NATIONAL BANK OF SAYRE. { Oap $50,000.00 : Surplus - $12,000.00 f We solicit your Banking basi HB. N. SAWTELLE, Oashier. The Valley Record J. H. MURRELLE, Publisher. . W. T. CAREY, Editor. WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 21 1908 VENICE OF NORTH AMERICA Houses Built on Poles Along Lake St Clair, Ontario Lake St. Clair, dividing Michigan and Ontario, 1s a small but very treacherous lake, and for many a year geores of wrecks were reported every season. Some few years ago the United States government, at an enor mous expense, had a canal wade, over a mile long, through the shoals Around the north end of this canal mre several miles af marsh land and aiind canals, or no value whatever, ex cept for ducks and wild fowls The ‘water jan many places is only a few fnches deep, and in others, several feet. "The accompanying drawing isa plc ture of 8 cool yet novel idea for a sum mer resort. Some few years ago, a gun concelved the idea of a cottage on the Jake, for sporting purposes It fried and proved very satisfactory The value of a suminer residence In the jake was very quick ly conceived and In sn incredibly space of time, houses, club houses, flats and hotels grew like mushrooms out of the club was short The American Venice. water “on poles” making an ideal Boms during the excessive heat of summer. The pleasure boats call about four times a day during the summer at the various stopping places along the “fats” which now cover a distance of over two miles, but all vacant frozen up for three or four months and Human Head Defined. An Irishman once described the hu man head as “a bulbous excresence, of special use to many as a peg for hang “Sng a hat on—as a barber's block for © gupporting wigs—as a target for shoot ing at when rendered conspicuous by & shining helmet—as a snuffbox or a ehstterbox—as a machine for fitting ~ 4nto a halter or gulllotine—as a re eceptacle fur freaks, fancles, follies passions, prejudices predilections ] anything, in short, but brains” . High Courtesy. ~ Courtesy In the mistress of the Bouse, consists in feeding conversa tion, never in usurping it. She is the guardian of this species of sacred Mme. Swetchine. Good Form. ' The wedding wervice prescribed mothing for the bride's father to say, ‘but if he insists on uttering a check should be made, for it la gaits usual to indulge a considerable play of the emotion. —Puck. foes b & CO. sg — RIVER NAVIGATION REVIVED. Traffic on the Missouri to Kansas City Is Resumed. Kansas City.— The business men of this city have started in to revive navigation on the Missouri river for regard to freight rates last September 24 there had not been a steamboat from St Louis to Kansas City in ten y=ars. On that date the Lora. with the barge Louise and the Thomas II. Henton, with the barge America. arrived, having sailed from St. Louis September 15 The vessels were received with bauds of music and waving flags The Kan sas City papers reported the progress of the fleet from every landing. Hus! ness was suspended when the fleet went by The cruise of the steamer Lora.” says the Kansas City Star, “has put Kansas City on the map as a water city This trial trip. insignifl- cant in itself, yet marks an epoch in the development of this industrial cen ter of the soulhwest This revival River Steamer Lora. of steamboating Is not work of any steamboat movement was led by Lawrence M anf the merchants and pers of Kansas City were coaxed into it Now they are enthusiastic The first steamboat reached KRausas City 70 years ago. The best davs of steam poating on the Mlssourl were 1849 to the beginning of the War At one time there over 50 packets in regular service from St Louis to Sioux City, besides there were tramp steamers from the Ohio and other great rivers A quarter of a century ago there were on the west due to the owner The Jones ship from civil were ern rivers vessels with an 34 000. Last than half that aggregate tonnage of ar the ton was le farther AWAKE ind 4 new packet line has been Joseph and Omaha and the trip was made October 15. Hay, grain and cordwood made up the bulk of the freight MH is reasonable to that America's great rivers will witness the return of their former glory In other land all the rivers are made use of for purposes of transpor This is especially true where the government owns the railroads and rates are high and unchangeable It is stated that freight can be car ried 50 per cent. cheaper DY than by rail The steamer Lora made the voyage from St Louis to Kansas City in A little more than cight days. The cap tain says the journey can be made in three and a half days He night because the channel was not do fined nay Citle vpount ip the river have ened established between St first believe every tation water tied up at TO RULE CHICAGO DISTRICT. Gen. Greely to Be Transferred by War Department, Washington —Gen. Adolphus Wash who soon will command of the Chicago military di has won ington Greely, take a soldier and explorer He soldier of the trict fame as was the war as an arctic first private civil brigadier gen Gen. Greely's was at San to reach the grade of eral In the regular army most recent command GEN. A. W. GREELEY. {Army Officer Who Will Take Charge of Chicago Military District.) took charge ot the earthquake and ttarted on the polar expedition that resulted so fatally to his party, but seven of them being alive at Cape Sabine when the rescu ing party reached them During the military operations in Cuba, Porto Rico and the Philippines thousands of miles of cable and telegraph lines were lald under the directions of Gen Greely, who has received gold medals trom the Royal (Geographical society Fragelsco, where he the troops after fire In 1881 he His age Is 62. a Enough for All its Lives. “a revolver?’ asked the clerk. WIZARD EDISON DERFUL STORAGE BATTERY. | Automobiles to Be Run at Trifling Cost—Long Search for Metal Essential to Success of Great Discovery. New York —Thomas A Edison has accomplished a surprise for the world Hie has worked out successfully the problesy of cheap power. He promises to pat on the market within six months 8 new storage battery which will enable every man to travel in his own private carriage at about the cost of car fare. Without danger, without breakdowns, without cost, al most, a carriage, once supplied with the new power for $200, will travel without repairs for 15 years, for 100, 000 miles if necessary, says the wizard Mr. Edison the declara- tion that he has invented a storage pattery which will solve the problem of congested trafic In the big cilies of the world as soon as he can manu facture enough of the batteries He factory build now nearly completed, and Is in taliing in them new machinery espe Clas reiterates is erecting two large ings for the manufacture of the mo tor battery fan 13 will be years from now the horse a curiosity, we shall bo pay ine 50 cents to look at him lu side show said Mr. Edison to an later vies [ast had solved this problem? minded Yes Mr Edison year you were sure that you Lie was re last year 1 was sure replied put now | am dead sure There is a difference between the two it's one thing ied another for instance, to be sure, thing to be—Wall street ‘op three years 25.000 storage bat teried have heen constantly at work in the testshops of the Edison plant at Orange, N. J believed that resources, I never nature, so wolific of could provide uly lead as a material ingredient of the battery,” said Mr. Edison “1 have THOMAS A. EDISON. (He Is Said to Have Suived the Prob lem of Cheap Power for Autos.) always found her ready for any emer and based on this confidence that she has never betrayed, | com muned diligently with her One day I discovered that nic kel rust was as good as lead Then 1 thought 1 had accomplished the task RENCY But he hadn't, to the satisfaction of his commercial instinct The tion of the weight of the battery was most important as that of its durability Nickel rust failed, faflled, everything the sou, with his trained could conceive lalled hen 1 tried cobalt he sald, and punctuated the statement with a road stulle And it ques was other things ingenious Edi scientific mind worked It certainly did, but cobalt, being one of the metals, the problem solved I scoured the coun trv to find cobalt in sufficient quanti rare was pot tie to warrant Its use and discovered lots of it in Canada, in Wisconsin in and lu Kentucky Then | knew that 1 was all right Oregon What are you working at now in connection with this phase of the dis covery? One of the most difficult problems in metallurgy Is to separate cobalt {rom the ores with which It is as%o- clated. At present it is done only at great expense, and so for the last few months we have been devising a plan of getting cobalt out of the ore cheaply within a ratio of cost already calculated for the price of each cell” And you have succeeded?’ [ can positively prom- jse that the new battery will be on the market in the spring. The factory buildings are ready and the machin: ery Is belng installed Completely fut there may be some surprise that nature is holding flack that will interfere” Absolutely oo 000 none. | haven't kept working for three years without discounting all chances of failure The actual cost of rechargiog the new battery Is 4 matter of a few cents per cell, the greatest ad hievement be ing in making It ght in weight, In compact shape aud above all, durable The uew storage battery Is uot de signed for fast automobiles batteries Hut [| am not an automoblle maou facturer, and 1 have thought only of solving the problem of street traffic which is serious in all the great cities of the world,” says Edison EE — Meaning, of Rice Throwing. The throwing of rice at weddings is probably the most ancient custom at present In use. In its original form It was undoubtedly the wish of the wedding guests that the young | left at Gregg's Racket Store, Waverly. | After 11 o'clock noon call the main office st Sayre, Valley ‘phone 138X. ards at Strong's. G.M. Legg was in Binghamton yesterday. Leather skins to bura at Strong's 100 boxes to burn, 25¢ each. Strorg's. W.E Tew went to Waterloo yesterday on a business trip. Passe partout frames for post cards, at Strong's. Joba P. Murphy is improving the interior of his cigar store with a coat of paint. Leather post card bags, some- thing new, at Strong's. Mrs. A. M. Davis and daughter Mrs. W. H. Hunt of Buffalo are visiting at the home of G E Foote. Mr.and Mis. W. E. Clark of Newark, N. J, are visiting at the home of J. B. Glasier on Pleasant street. Mrs. Frances Clark of Horse- heads was in Waverly yesterday for the purpose of attending the funeral of W, E. Keaney. O. H. Lawrence is in Albany to- day to attend the hearing of the appeal cf thevillage in the water case before the appellant division tcday. There was a lively fight at the corner of Broad and Clark streets last night and resulted in the arrest of one the belligerents, who was fined the sum of $5. The Baptist Young People’s Union will give a social at the church next Wednesday night. It will be an experience social, and the catertainment will be very unique, ———— a ee. SARA P. VAIL Waverly—Mrs. Sarah P. Vail died at her home at Lockwood last night shortly before midnight Her death was due to an attack of peritonitis. She was seventy three years of age and had lived in Lock wood and vicinity for 41 years having come there from Orange county where she was born. Be sides her husband she is survived by three daughters, Mrs, Frank Jennings of Chicago, Mrs. MC Lyons and Mrs. Paul Millspavgh, of Ithaca. Three sisters, all of whom live in Orange county N.Y. snd two brothers in California also survive. The funeral take place Fidiy afternoon at one o'clock from her late home in Lockwood and the remaias will be brought to Waverly and buried in Forest Home cemetery, WATER CASE TODAY Waverly —The argument of the appeal of the village in the water ¢ .se will be heard by the appellate division of the supreme court at Albany today. F. A Bell, E«q, of Waverly and Myron Tompkin$ of Ithaca will appear for the vil- lage, and F. E Hawkes of Waver- ly and Frederick Collin of Elmira are the attorneys for the water company. The appeal is taken from the decision of Justice Sewell to the effect that before the village could take any steps toward acquir- ing the Waverly water works that they must first obtain the consent of the state water commission. The attorneys for the village con- tended that the law did not refer to a case of the kind under consider~ ation, and the appeal was taken. LECTURE POSTPONED Waverly—The lecture that was to have been given at the Baptist church this evening by J. T. Saw- yer bas been postponed indefinite~ ly. Mr. Sawyer has been taken will mn ata Waverly—The hearing of the petition of the W. S-& A. Traction company for permission to take up their track on Chemung street bas been postponed indefinitely The delay is due to the request of the petitioners, The railroad com- missioncrs were to sit at Albany to hear the evidence in the case. but owing to the postponement it is not known where or when the hearing will take place. ANOTHER FINE SHOW The Cradoc-Neville Repertoire company gave another fine pers formance last might. Many who atterded on Monday and Tuesday evening declare that last night's production cclipscd the one on Monday night. This evening the house should be packed. as one of the strongest melosdramatic attrac tions on the rcad is to be pre- sented, The play employs the entire strength with the company and the usual high class specialties between the acts, AN INVITATION The Athens and Sayre Library Club has accepted an invitation from Captain Albertson cf Che- muog street, Waverly, to iospect kis fize library on Thursday after~ noon, November 22 Ali mem ber and friends of the club are requested to tak: the car leaving Athens at 1:32 p m . in order to be introduced as a club by Mrs. Murray ard Mrs Muecrelle. By order of the presis dent. GRAND JURY PROGEEDINGS Stephen Danton, charged with pointing a pistol at Dr. L B Dent ison, and also threaterirg to kill the physician, was indicted yester day by the grand jury. Thomas Ho'mes, another Sayre man, who has been in trouble frequently of late, will be compelled to stand trial on a charge of assauit, Mrs, Susan Berhans is the complainant The Wise Tramp. Tramp —Please, waa, couldn't you spare me a littie- Housekeeper—Go right here, or I'll call the dog, dirty— “Yes, ma'am, away from you lazy, that's what 1 was about to remark I'm travel-stained from my long journey, and 1 wanted to ask If you couldn't spare me a ttle soap? “Soap? Soap? Mercy on me! Is the world coming to an end? Walk right in, sir, and stay to dinner You're more than welcome "—N. XY Weekly In Shadow Land One day the corp crop met the car famine “Out of my sight, you ghastly, hid- gous, emaciated scarecrow! exclaimed the cornu crop “You unnatural monster!’ sald the car famine Hud It pot Leen for you | never should bave come foto ex- {atence! Hereupon the corn crop seelng its mistake, wisely refrained from at tepiipg a rejoinder, and became all ears again —Chicago Tribune. Deceived. 014 Lady—1 feel very nervous ye sure we shan't have any dents? Guard (fond of statistics)—Every person who rides on a rallway takes ope chance in 1,491,910 of being killed. Old Lady—La, sakes! Why didn’t that rascally booking clerk tell me so before | bought my ticket 7—Tit- Bits. Are accl- Mahogany Floors. Oak floors can be stained mahogany quite as well as skfter woods. The expense of oak floors is so much greater that they are usually left in oak finish, cheaper woods belng used tor dark stains. Birch takes a ma hogany stain well and is often used where a mahogany finish is desired Blessing of Good Temper. Good temper Is fruitful lo happy fancies, In falr vista, In hopes and plans of pleasure Good temper is 0 the pleasures of man what imagina tion is to the fine arts—delights in them, loves, multiplies, creates them — Joubert An Optimistic Thought. When a jealous man who doesn’t amount to anything shoots somebody who doesn't amount to anything for being too attentive to a woman who doesn't amount 0 anything, why should anybody who does am unt tc anyth'ng gel exc ited about it~ -Tudgs A.]J.GREEN Sayre, Pa, at the close of business Nov. 13, 1906: RHSOURCES Loans and Discounts Overdralls, secured and unsecured VU. KB Boasts to secure circulation Premiums on US. Bouds Bonds, securities et i Banking house, furniture and Axlures Other real estate owned Due from Naticusl Danks (uot reserve agruis $55 0 5 453 55 “ we oo 13% = ING w= ite = Due from approved reserve agents Checks and other cnsh ilems Notes of other Naticual Dasks Fractional pager sud cents Lawful mogey reserve in bask Specie Legal-teuder notes 4.5 Ww Redemption fund with Us Treasurer is per cent. of circulation curtency, nickels $i zx «= Total a LIABILITIES Capital stoxk paid in surplos fund Undivided profits, less cxpeuses and taxes paid : Nationa! Bauk Notes culstandiag Dur to State Banks and bankers Individual deposits salject 10 check Demand certificates of dep Certified checks Cashier's checks culstand Total STATE « ford, == IR F Fage ¢ do solemnly swear that ih true tl the est of my buowiadg i i= BR F. Fai La sSabecriled and sworn b=lore m of Nov toxf fer KE I'osin Correct — Alirst W_ Hisuor Whelan 1 J WT Go FRENCH FEMALE MADAME DEAN PILLS? A Sars, Cuavein Eur fo: Sovensmas Nemras arom NEVER EROWN TO FAIL, Sof Sars’ Soeeic | Salle factien Guarantors or Mase? Befasdal Seq . for §1 60 pot bot. WL send thers oa wes relieved Samples Free 1 your drags Rave ees send vous a dete ie the UNITED MEDICAL CO. 801 T4, Lancasren, Pa Said In Sayre by the West Sayre Pharmacel Co. TOUHEY'S HOTEL Accommodations, Thomas Ave, Opposite L. V. Btatico, B's $1.50 Per Der, Sayre LEHIGH VALLEY R. R. (In efect Nov. 5 Tralas leave Sayre as follows RAATBOUND, a M. Dally for Towerls, York bannock, Wilkes Barre + Mauch . Chunk, Alenicwn, Pethichem Nev ork, Philadelphia, Baltimore and Washingica Chunch, Alleniown, otk and Philadelphia AM. (Waverlyt jo A MM) Weak days . ouly, far Athens Ulster, Towauda, Mon A roeten, New Albany, Durhove, Satter. . Halls, Willa: Wyslcsing, Lacey ville, Tunkhaanock, Pittston acd Wiikes-Barte Dally tn AM {Waverly 8 A uM) . To Tunkbasnock, Pittston ° Wilkes Barre, White Haven, Fenn Har L en ction, Mauch Crunk Allentown, Belk Washisgicn. A.M. Sunday only, for Alhecs, Milan . Ulster, Towanda, alusing, Lacey ° ville, Meshoppen snd Turkhsnuock. P. M. (Waverly 1323 F. ap Dally . for Towasds, Tunkhannock, Plitstor dot Wilkes Barre, While Haven Allentown, Bethlehem, Kew York, PBL sdalphia, Baltimors sad Warhizgton, FM Dells, Black Diamsnd Rx 3: press, fi owsnds, Tumkhsunock LO Wilkes Barre, Mauch Cluak Ales , Bethlahem, Kew: York, Philadeipnis, Bal timere snd Washington. P.M. (Waverly gas PF. M) Week dan * euly for Athens er, Towanda, Mon roeton, New Albany, Dushere, Satter Hal's, Will , Wysiusing, Lacey ville, Tunkhanzock, Piitston apd Wilkes-Bans WRETBOUND, | h3 A.M. Dally for Geneva, Buffalo, Nie . . ara Falls, Torte, Detrols, Chicago, el Louls aad polats west. A.M. Dally for Geneve, Rochesicr, Ca) . edania, Batavia, Baffaia Couzects fo . Niagers Valls sad Toromie. A.M. Dally for Lockweed, Van Wilen % Spencer, Iihacs, Trumasadary, Hat Corners, Geneve, Rochester, Detavia 9. Compects for Asbaru week days ounly A.M. Week days only, for Lockwood, 0 Van Rien, 8 7, Ithees, Tramans * barg, Hata Corners, Oeneva, Roches ter, Batavia, Buffalo and Niagara Valls. P.M. Dally for Geneva Rochester, Bal. 13 falo, Niagara Falls, Detroll and Chi . cage P. MN. Dally for Lockwecd Odessa 34 Burdett (Watkins) Valots, Leal, OUbent . Varizk and Oeneve 18 ¥. M. Daily tor lihsca, Trumansburg * Hayt's Corners, Genev Rr 9; Butflalo, Cleveland, , and 9. Commects for Auburn week days only P.M. Daily, Racz Diamond Rxpress, b:37 for Gemevs, Rochester, Bafialo, Niagars Palle, Detroit, Chicago, SL Louls and polats west. P.M. for Lockwood, Van Mitten, 6:38 De a, Trumansbury, Hayts ® Geneve and Maschesier, AUBURN DIVIAION, — ([MIGH CLUB WHISKEY, DOTTER- WEICH BEER AND ALES, NOR- WICH BREWING CO'S. ALES. BOTH THRONES. Cards For Bala. The Valley Record has In siosk [ihe following card signs: Por Rent Por Bale Private Office Please Do Not Ask for Credid Positively No Admittance Farciahed Boomsl Boardine —————— DR. A. 6. REES, M.D. 100 Laks 6t. West Sayre, OFFICE HOURS: % to 11.00 & ra, 3 to 4:30, 7:00 to 8:00, Oenllo arirary and chronle diseases 8 cecialty. loth phones, £ttorness and Counselors. \ Block, Fayre, Ps. May- nard Block, Athens, Fa. me ———— tiorney st-Law Notary Public Special attention to Penalon Papers, Valley Pepe 11 X, 1 Desmond Suresh Bayrs — Will be in Sayre on Saturday, each Studio: Room 2, Richard block, over postoflice. For forther particulars ad- dress, Edwin F. Loomis, Atbens, Pa. ———— AE. BAKER, 17 Pleasant St. Waverly, K. Y, I. L. BENJAMIN, Paloter, Decorator and Paperhanger. First-class work dope prom ab ros sonable prices. "wy Residence: —130 Spruce St, Athens, Pa Subscribe for The Record. WANT ADS Rates :—Wanted, Lost, Found, For insertion None ess than 25 cents. Situations wanted, free to paid-in-advance subscribers. Wanted. Girl for general housework. Enquire 415 Bouth Elmer avenue, Sayre, “Girl wanted at once for Zeneral Bouse work. Apply €08 Lincoln street, Sa or Phone 389, 1c "Pin boys over 16 years of age. Uto- pian Alleys. 160¢ Lost Two crowbars, ore about 4 feet and one b feet long, between Sayre Tioga Point cemetery. Finder pleases leave at this office. Suitable reward. For Sale. For sale cheap—fur cape, worn only a few times. 422 Waverly street, Waves ly,N. Y. 164-8% * porta of the Old Home- property in A Sa of B. J, Taonga, 3% Boring St, foyree very cheap. Inquire 311 South ave, Several houses and lots for sale in de- sirable locations in town. Terms fo suit purchasers. Inquire of W. @. Schrier, Maynard Block, Athens. 801 “Thoroughbred English setter pups, ot For Rent For reat, office rooms in the Wheelock Block 5 . 204 A new nine room house, 618 South El- mer avenoe, all improvements, uire improvements. Gentlemen only. Ine quire 207 Loekhart street, Two houses to rent, one eight room. Modern improvements, and one six room house. Enquire of G. L. Van Scotes, Athens. Phone 337.0 Valley. 160 Seven room house, central located, suitable for small family, ity water, Inquire of Mrs, Con Ryan, No. 214 How- ard street, Waverly. 159 Ten room brick modern ime provemeata. Inquire at this office. 147.1 Notics. J Want ads (nsarted by pernone nok od Hm ep a — a — BC amon a ment a