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Y SRPTEMBER 2, 1908
; Free Free
C. Tralase, Colchester, Coan.,
that a free sample bottls of
1 her whea she was all
Fo. Bloxdins isa body bailder
talie of wonderfal merit,
iL have not tried it, you shpald
The greatest systam Toaie in
Bick Kidosys are Positively
ji Bloodins. Sid by C, M.
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a oflsring
f+ Coast and
Inq irs of Brie
ite J. H. Webster,
N.Y. oct
ery Low Rates
7 ard now on sale via
oR: 4 to the Pacific Coast and
: pen points These rates are
low, and will be in effect ua-
All desiring to got
weit nd take advantage
rates. Call on Erie Ticket
J. H. Webster, Div. Pass. Act.
A 99-00t30
Jabigh Valioy Railroad will
; ber 30th; good
on spacial train on
ale only. Bpecial train leaves
7:10 a. m.; retarning leaves
Ha § ppm aif tickets
ghildrea. For farther par-|
Lehigh Valley Take
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APpeaATaAnCS 0
y ander the eyes? Too
to urine? If so
is will care you.
mail 50e. Sold by
John D. Fice and wile were at
Owego today.
Miss Ana Bradley of Smithfield
was in town today on business,
loan.
EdgarWallower of Harrisburg is
the guest of his classmate, Edward
Payn=.
Miss Anna Sweet of Waverly
was calling upon Miss May Smith
vesterday,
Patton, the prohibition orator,
will speak at the Baptist church
this evening.
J. C. Aumick has been the guest
Ulster this morning.
James L. Dyer, county chairman
party, went to
Honesdale yesterday.
Trolley car No. 11 was badly
burned at the barn yesterday morn-
ing and 1s out of service for a time,
John T Sanford and wife have
gone to New York and Boston on
sent a week
Mr, and Mrs. Henry Smith and
street, are
Mrs, Daniel VauLoaa® returned
fair and visiting relatives.
Mrs. Warren Peck and family
Mr. and Mrs B P. Waldron
weat to Standing Stone this morns
The Misses Rose and Grace An
ing.
Mrs. Geo. Wurtenberg and son,
morning for Wysox to visit her
Her husband and daugh-
Caid H Peck has invented a
Ia the lower part of town where
HENRY E DIXEY,
In “The Man On the Box "'
Sad miow,
“Johnny's In Jove with his teacher,
fsn't he?
“Well, he was, but he's feeling some-
What squelched now. He wrote her a
love letter and she gave It back to him
with all the mistakes In spelling cor-
rected In red Ink.” Cleveland Leader
DPoubted Her Love.
“Why did you marry me?
“Because I loved you, and because
ou sald that if I did not marry you
you would kill yourself.”
“Humph! If you had truly loved
Ine you would have permitted me to
kill myself.” —Houston Post.
Timid.
“Don’t you know that your dangh-
ter has lost her volea?”
“Of course | know IL"
“Then why Is she still trying to
sing
“I haven't dared tell her of IL"
Houston Post.
The Bachelor Advises.
“Still 1 think you'd do better to walt
for a time.”
“But, great Scott, if | walt some other
fellow is liable to sall In and win the
girl away from me.”
“That's what | mean.”—Houston Post,
Poor Bonl.
Count Bonl Is sued for Mvorce
Because ha has acted too corce;
It's the thought of the dough
He'll have to let gough
That's Nliing his heart with remoree,
Houston Post
BLACK AND WHITE: OR, THE
STORY OF A PUZZLED
MOTHER
Incurable
“Do yeu think old Goldrox will ever
get over his illness?”
“Impossible. He's got Wo much
money."—Milwaukee Sentinel
~ She Got Him
Patience—She married an optician.
Patrice— Well, she always said she
liked a man who could look into her eyes,
PUZZLING CARD TRICK.
How One Can Manipulats the Little
?
easily performed and amusing
is done with an ordinary pack of
one of the audience to
hands fiat on the table, then
ween each finger of his right
cards, or one pair, at a time.
fll require four pairs of cards
the same method with his left
but placing a single card, In.
of a pair, between the third and
En
gf,
little fingers (Fig 1). This will re
quire three pairs and an odd card, or
15 cards in all to the two hands,
Now take the two cards which are
between the third and little fingers
of his right hand and lay them down
on the table separately side by side,
at the same time saying: “That's one
Pair.” then take the mext pair, sep-
arate the two cards and lay one on
each of the cards already on the table,
and say: “There's another pair.”
Follow exactly the same method with
the remaining pairs, making the same
remark with each, until only the odd
Fo. 2
THE CARD PILES
card remalos. This Is to be placed on
the left-hand plle of cards on the
table.
Having made up the two little piles
of cards on the table nice and straight
(80 the cards in each cannot be count
od), ask anyone in the company to
name which pile contains the odd
one selected. You then lift that pile
and count out the eight cards that are
in It Into four parts. Then lift the
other pile and count out three pairs
and an odd one over.
As there are seven pairs of cards
used each plle must contaln seven
cards. This fact is not apparent to
the company if the trick is done neatly
and quickly, explains she People's
Home Journal, and the odd card will,
of course, make an even number of
cards in the pile to which It is added.
Pig. 2 shows the cards as they are laid
out into the two piles loosely. This
fs done to explain how the seven cards
come Ia each pile.
His Great Idea.
Fadson—What use do you have for
& party line telephone in your room?
Fannceys—It's a great time saver.
I can make my party calls by thle-
phone now, don't you know.—Chi-
cago Tribune,
rm ——
A Game Which Will Brighten Up the
Dullest Company—Now It
Is Played :
A pair of kaiekerbockers! Surely,
lo a game, and yel it is one that will
brighten up the dullest company.
It bas passed into a proxerd a
boy's pocket Is a sort of omnium
erum, but did you ever seally \oz’te
make a list of what he carries there?
For the playing of this Mike game,
it Is necessary that you sheuld Rave a
pair of kuickerbockers—shat you may
make use of one of the pockets. Get
about a score of such thiogs as boys
earry—if you don't know jest what te
sclect, soms boy will tell you—and put
them in the pocket, making a fst ef
then as you do so.
Now, for your game, give to cach
player a pencil and a sheet of payer,
numbers from one to 3 on the Mfl-
hand side of the sheet mad oppgek
each number the name of seme $b
that may usually be found in a bey$
pocket. :
When the lists have been mmde, oa-
plains the People’s Home Journal, they
are passed by each player to the ext
player on the right, and tie leader of
the game then proceeds te take fwom
the pocket provided for the n
the articles that have bees put ,
Those who bold the Kms check off
such articles as they find on Shem, and
when this is done, the plever whe bas
named the most of therm wins the
prize.
As the lists are (0 be passed to the
right before they are checked off I
is better for each player 16 mumber bis,
0 that all may easily be identified.
This may seem to be a very simpy
game, and so It is, but ne game that
jou can suggest will make more fuh—
and that is what a game is for.
A TIMELY SUGGESSION,
Boy—Say, mister, what's your dog's
name? .
Farmer—Haln't got no mame
Boy—Well, call him “@N."—8t
Louls Globe Democrat.
Children Plant Trees.
About 600,000 trees are annually
planted by Swedish schoolchildren un-
der the guidance of their teachers.
Excursions
SRIE RAILROAD.
$3 1.50 to Niagara Falls and retarn
vis Hrie Railroad, Leave Wave: ly Sat-
urday, Sept. 20th at 1:35 a.m, after
midnight or Sunday morning. 118
tion Sept. 25 to 28
; god on all trains and to re-
far. on cr before 20th.
$100 to Portage acd retain Sun-
day, Oct. 7th, the last for the sa.
Jamestown or Chan aa
note that tha
now running a vestibule coach dally
on their train one through to Jsmestown
without change of cara. 70
For further calars ly to Erie
Tieket Agent, farth aap y
LOGNIS OPERA HODSE
FRIDAY, SEPT. 287K.
THE NEVER FAILING DR.
LIGHT
.W. E. NANKEVILLE'S
Enormous Triumph
THE
CHOIR:
SINGER
A True Story of Rural Life
Absunding in Humanity, Bubbling
Over With Joyous Comedy.
Itisso Soft, Tender and Sweetly
Pathetic, it Stirs Every Emotion
of the Human
Prices 25, 35, 50 and 75c.
Advance sale Wednasday at Western
Unioa Te'egraph Office, Waverly.
LOOMIS OPERA HOUSE
ONE NIGHT ONLY
WEDNESDAY, OCT. 6TH.
WALTER N. LAURENCE
PRESENTS
HENRY E. DIXEY
In Harold Mac Grath's Famous
Novel,
"THE MAN ON THE BOX”
Dramatized by Grace L. Furniss,
Exactly as seen 204 Nights in
New York.
RC
Prices 25c to $1.50.
Seat Sale Monday at Western Un-
ion Te'egeaph Office, Waverly,
Two bright smart girls to kar
wil
es Devlin, 338 Broad ”
1178
Dining room girl wanted.
nage
Agirl for general howsswork, oe.
Lost
On Fair Grounds, small steel
South Rimer
115-8*
For Rent
Rooms over B. Freedman's store,
Waverly, laguire B
Large fornished front room for
Steam heat and electric t.
8-rcom house on Pitney, tract, netr,
large
of Ww.
m4
water.
In
Attorney-at-Law
Notary Public -
petal sheniion to Pension
Valley Phone 11 X, :
Fayre
(Im effect May 13, 1908.)
Traine leave Sayre as follows:
RASTBOUND,
2:30 te ap Th ere a
M. Dally jor Towssds, Tuskhan-
Tunkbausock
So pfraverty 835 A A} Daily for
: Des-Sarrs, Glen Sammit
LEE
¥- aia
Mi'g. Co., Prop's,
Driggs,
ie the paving ends is a placard wi h
—Yonkers Statesman.
the strange inscription: “Please
keep off the grass. The borough
officials have graded these
grcunds” Itis a good sign for a
blind man, for there is no grass
there, oa
A historical sketch of the Welles
family of Tioga Point will be pub.
lished in this week's Athens
Gizstte I+ has considerable inter
est to some of the older inhabitants,
Mrs. H. S Welles has been in Ath-
ens all summer but will go to New
“+ Yok in about a week.
Horace Haz:n, the gentlemanly
baggage mister on Lehigh trains
122 and 127, was quite seriously
hurt at the Sayre station yesterday
by being struck by a Southern
Central passenger train, This
"morning it is reported that his
| shoulder blade was broken. James
Lawrence is filiag his place.
Hal Drake and Jim Maney are
boosting the old house up into the
air that stands on the northwest
corner of Bridge and E\mira streets
and will make it over into a fine
Her Friendly Query, %
“1 expect to take a prominent part
in the coming cat show.”
“As an exhibit or an exhibitor? '—
Houston Post.
An Explanation.
Pat—An phwat is the average man?
Mike—He's the man ye meet the sel-
domest.—N. Y. Sun.
McMahan’s
We have a new line of
knit shawls, just the
thing for this time of year.
Call and see our new
line ot Sc laces.
And don't forget the
American Beauty Corset
is sold at
D. E. McMAHAN,
I ©. 0. F. Block, 2
or. Pit snd Moe $5.
Here is one of the daintiest of parior
magic tricks, which pever falls to cap-
ture an audience and which, at the
same time, is so simple that anyone
ean do it:
You need six or more candles and as
many candlesticks. or you can get
along without the candlesticks by
holding a lighteé watch to the bottom
of each of the candles and then, when
it has softened ever so lightly, setting
the candle firmiy in a saucer. The
wax or tallow will harden In a mo
ment, holding the candle erect in ita
place.
Make a bole in one side of each can-
dle, as shown in the illustration to the
right, cutting clear through until the
wick Is severed, says the Chicago In-
ter Ocean. These holes must be at var-
lous distances from the top—dMTerent
in each candle.
Now, If you should light one of these
candles it would burn steadily until
the flame got down to the hole, when
the cut lo the wick would cause the
capdle to go out. If you should light
them all together they wonld go out at
diferent times, as the holes are at dif-
ferent places. This Is where your
trick comes in.
Place your candles In a row on a ta
“lo. with ‘“- NSn'sa away from your
E. BN. DUNHAN,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
audience, and then light all six New,
you legin to relate a story about a lip
tle girl who was alone ia the house
and was afraid of the dark and who
lightad six candles to kosp wp ner
courage. She heard queer woises about
the house, and drew close te the light,
and then (pointing ‘o the casdle with
the hole nearest the top) bee first can-
dle went out! Of course, you time your
words, so that you say “‘out"" just be
fore the flames reaches the hole. As
you reach the second point ia your tale
the sccond candle goes oud, agd se on
throughout the rest of the You
may have the holes vary but a fenc-
tion of an inch In their distances feom
the top of the candle and tell a very
short slory, or you may Bave your we
a long one, with the distances of the
holes from the top tc vary am inch or
#0. By first lighting one candle and
watching It burn for a few minutes you
can tell almost exactly hew long the
point
If you do not have the candles to go
out in rotation. bu’ ekip around from
the first to the fifth, then so the see
oud, to the sixth, the fourth and third,
you can atill further mystify your an.
diemce, and If your s‘ory be weil told
the effect will ba very preily, indeed
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or and By
Sterling, Dockash,
Happy Thought
and Lehigh Stoves
and Ranges
From $10 to $75.
We repair stoves
and furnaces.
BOLICH BROS.,
HARDWARE
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