Brass Beds
$15 to $50.
GRAF
& CO.
REMARKABLE REMEDY
Hal Inflammacine Ef-
| fecting Cures That Are
Little Short of
Miraculous
. Turner's Inflammacine,
‘the new remedy that has
| been introduced in this val-
ley within the last few
‘months by E. LeRoy Burg
Dorf, seems to have gained
'a strong hold on the popular
(favor as evidenced by the
testimonials thas follow. The
remedy has been used by
some of the employes of The
Record, and gave good re-
sults. Inflammacioe is a
certain cure for piles, and
Mr. Burg Dorf will be
pleased to refer sufferers
from piles to persons who
Marshal Lines Up Tramps and Makes
Them Run Race, Threatening
to Flog Loser.
Raleigh, N. C—The town of Wik
son, this state, has. introduced a new
form of “sport"—tramp racing. When
a hobo “hits the town” he is arrested
and Incarcerated In the lockup.
When several bave been accumulated
the whole lot is marched out Into the
public square. Across this a line is
drawn and the tramps are told to line
up. Hardly has the ragged line been
formed whea the town marshal con
fronts them, rawhide whip in hand,
and iwforms them that one mile down
the road is a ditch that marks the
corporate limits of the town. At a
given signal they are to start for the
ditch, and it is to be distinctly under
stood that the hobo whose tattered
coat tall last flutters across the ditch
is to be treated to such a fogging aa
he will have cause to remember all
the days of his life
This pronunciamento is anoounced
with an {mpressiveness that leaves
no doubt in the minds of ita hearers,
and the “Ragged Bobs” immediately
begin to Inspect one another In an
effort to size up each other's sprint
News sod advertising matter may be
left at Gregg's Racket Bors, Waverly.
After 11 o'clock noon call the mals
offios a4 Bayr, Valley ‘phone 138X.
Weley Smeaton = visting at
Buffalo.
J. F. Shoemaker, E:q, isin
Owego today.
Mrs. Sarah Krohaa of Candor,
N.Y, is visiting her sister, Mrs.
Jeanie Cooley.
Ward Johnson has accepted a
position in Williams & Sutton’s
shoe store at Sayre.
A.C. Shaw the N.P. L organ-
izer returned today to the scene of
his work at Berryville, Va.
»
Miss Cary Lee and Thomas
Gould of Elmira, spent Sunday at
the home of F, W. Genung.
The report that Shepard & Stam -
ford are about to dissolve partner-
ship is absolutely without founda~
tion.
Mrs. Julius Sayles has returned
home today after spending the
past two weeks at New York city.
Her sister, Miss Paulina Leipziger,
came with her
Popular Hostelry Will Be Great-
ly Baolarged and Improved
Waverly—If present plans are
carried out, and itis very likely
that they will be, the Norwood
hotel will be owned in the future
by a stock company. Itis the in-
tention of those who are interested
to greatly enlarge the hotel and
improve it in many ways. Another
story will be added. This will in-
crease the rooms by about 21, and
there will be 18 rooms with private
baths. This will give a total of 54
transient rooms, besides accommo-
dations for those working at the
hotel, The wash rooms will all be
tiled, and a private lighting plant
will be installed, and the building
refurnished throughout. When
the work is completed the Norwood
will be one of the most up to date
hostelries in this section.
Theodore Shay, the present pro-
prietor, will eontinue to manage
the hotel, and will own a large part
of the stock.
The plans for remodeling the
hotel are completed and will soon
be submitted to the contractors for
$1900; six minats walk from
niquire A. J, Green, 525
Bayre.
Ope large size hea
bemter, low price. No. JIL W.
street, :
Pd pind of gue Old Bpri Home:
£ ii
M. Thompson, 309
Pa.
Two good heating stoves aad
Inquire at 803 North. Main street,
ens, : ng
Several houses and lots for sale in de-
suit purchasess. of W. a
Rehrior. Maynard Block. Athens. $9¢
Wanted
Paid apprentice girls wasted at Mrs.
Ellis’ millinery parlors, Waverly. 1138
Two bright smart girls to learn mil-
linery. Miss Devlin, 338 Broad street,
Waverly. 1178
Dining room girl wanted. Apply a
Touhey Hotel, Bayre. 11
Girl for genesal housework in family
of three. $250 a week. 630 8. Main
street, Athens.
have been cared by Inflam-
macine after years of doc-
toring in the usual way.
Mrs. George Luther, 143
First street, Sayre, will be
the local agent and will
make a canvass of Bayre
every two months. Mrs.
Eliza Hoagland, 302 Des-
erases bids. A True Story of Rural Life
A horse belonging to Goff & Co. Abounding in Humanity, Bubbling Lost
which had a severe case of lockjaw Over With Joyous Comedy. On Bair Grounds, small steel purse
was taken in charge a few day ago ‘|1t is so Boft, Tender and Sweetly with cbaln, containing no money. Fait
bl rd
by Dr. J. W. Burt and has coms PLACED \ ELD I Ro ta” able comand ut EY a ESE.
A girl for general housework; Ka-
ar P 03 Lincoln street. fn
avenue, Sayre.
pletely recovered. of the Human Heart.
Prices 2, 35, 50 and 75c. Hor Runt
Rooms over B. Freadman's store,
Inquire B.
matter May
at Sayre, Pa,
fl the news that's fit to print”
.
Free
, Colohester, Conn.,
free sample bottle of
d her when she was xii
nadine is a body builder
toale of wondeeful merit,
ve it, you shoald
lie in
Bheitively
i by C. M.
Cheap Rates West
Erie Railroad is again offering
Jow rates to the Pacific Coast and
western points. Inquirs of Erie
; ts or write J. H. Websten,
Pam. Agt., Blaira, N. Y. 99-0030
Very Low Rates
Colonist tickets are now on male via
e Railroad to the Pacific Coast and
pr western points. These rates are
low, and will be in effect un-
' AN people desiring to get
far west should take advantage
rates. Call on Erie Ticket
or J. H. Webster, Div. Pass. Act,
ms, N.Y. 99-0ct30
00 to Wilkes-Barre and Re-
The Valley Railroad will
tickets ptember 30th; good
and on special train on
8 of sale only. Special train leaves
wre at 7:10 a. m.; returning leaves
kes-H 8 p.m. Half tickets
children. For farther par-
ses Lehigh Valley Ticket
112
Piles! Piles! Piles!
Dr. Williams’ Indian Pile Oiotment
I sare Blind, Bleeding, Ulcerated and
Ytehing Piles. It absorbs the tumors,
at once, acts as 3
Dr. Wil-
Week-Ead Outings
and Bandays from June
the Lehigh Val-
excursion tickets
st low fares,
Sanday outings
fares.
generally to
of Geneva.
for full par-
0-2
to Ithaca and Return
Valley Railroad will jesus
fickets to Ithaca and return from Sayre
above named low fare, account Tom
r, Beptamber 25-88. Tick-
d Sept. 15, 28, 27 snd 25th;
arn until September 20th,
gel will be good goleg acd
returning on all trains ercepd the Black
Samand Express, witbin prescribed
mit. Half rate tickets will be issued
children. Bae Lehigh Valley Ticket
for farther particulars. 109
A ————————
yoe to Towanda and Return
Lehigh Valley Railroad will is-
$0 Towanda and retorn from
e at above named low fare, account
County Fair, Sept. 25-28. Tick-
will be sold Sept. 25, 26, 27 and 38th;
for returs until Sept. 19th, in-
asive, and will be good going and re-
oop all trains except the Black
ia Express, within prescribed
Half rats tickets will ba issued
Special tins will be
C Fair
mond street, Sayre, is agent
for Bradford county. The
remedy can be obtained
from either of these ladies
at any time. It is made by
the E. B. Turner Company,
Bergen, N. Y. Read these
testimonials :
Sayre, Pa, Sept. 6, 1906
Mr. E. B. Turner,
Bergen, N. Y.
Dear Sir:—I am 78 years old and
I have bad the hay fever for the last
35 or 40 years, every year. I have
tried many doctors and remedies
aid found only temporary relief.
Your agent left a box of Turaer's
Inflammacins on trial at my house
and the first application bad the
most srothing effect. From the sec-
ond or third application it retarded
the sneezing and discharge from
my nose and eyes completely. After
one week's treatment it did me more
good than any remedy I ever tried
now realize that I am perfectly free
from hay fever. If I could not get
another box of it, I would not take
ten times the cost of the box for it.
I would cheerfully recommend 1t to
a'l sufferers with hay fever.
J. H. Post,
114 Plummer St, Sayre, Pa.
I commenc-d using Inflammacine
for goitre and in less than a month I
could see a great change in my neck.
I will gladly recommend Inflamma-
cine to all that are afliicted with
goitre. Mrs. E. A. Boggs,
439 Cayula Ave Waverly, N.Y.
So. Waverly, Sept. 4, 1906
Mr. E. B. Turner.
About 28 years ago, after giving
birth to my oldest girl, I had a Milk
months. Then after 11 years ulcers
broke out on both limbs and I have
suffered from them ever since with-
out finding any remedy to heal them.
Your agent left a box of Turner's
Inflammacine at my house om trial.
I used it, found immediate relief,
and bought up what of the remedy I
could get of my neighbors. I have
now used three bows which have
completely healed the ulcers and
sores which I have been unable to
heal for 10 years. I can cheerfully
recommend your remedy to all wom-
en who are suffering from milk leg,
and will be glad to answer any cor-
respondence from anyone in regard
to my miraculous cure
Mrs. Maggie Billing,
139 Pitney St., So. Waverly, Pa.
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{LLXCUrSIONnS
“RIE RAILROAD
$1.50 to Niagara Falls and retarn
vis Erie Railroad, Leave Waverly Sat-
urday, Sept. 29th at 1:35 a m , after
midnight or Sanday morning. 118
$1.60 to Binghamton and return
daring the Ezposition Sept. 25 to 28
inclasive; good on all trains and to re-
tara on or before 29th. 118
$1.00 to Portage and return Sun-
day, Oct. Tth, the last for the sea
son. 117-6
$4.85 to Buffalo and return Sept. 13
and 24th, acoount Democratic State pga
1
OFF GO THE HOBOESR
ing ability, the short hobo eyeing the
jong legs of his neighbor with envy.
Line up an’ toe the mark square,”
shouts the marshal
“Git set!”
“Go!”
The line surges, thea breaks amd
off go the huooes. The marshall and
his assistants leap upon their wal
ing horses and are off after the flying
tramps, catching up with them and
spurring the ambition of the laggards
with sharp warning flicks from thelr
whips
Straight down the road “goes the
fiying company, their heels patteriag
upon the ground with spurts of dust
From tattered bulks they quickly
dwindle into ragged specks and are
soon lost to view im a cloud of dust
while the assembled spectators shout
with glee.
As a matter of fact, no man has yet
been flogged, but belle! in the flog
ging of the last man across the ditch
is firm and no tramp that has once
run the race has ever been knowa
to return to the town of Wilson.
FACE DEATH IN MIDAIR.
Two Aeronauts Land After Flight of
12 Miles in Blazing
Bhip.
Pottsville, Pa.—A blazing sirship,
which threatened to roast its tw
occupants, 400 feet above the earth,
amazed the residents in this section
The aerial craft was manned by
George Phillips and a companion, and
it caught fire from a spark from the
gasoline motor.
Phillips constructed the ship on his
own plans on a farm near Orwigs
burg. While making experiments he
would sallow the ship to rise about
ten feet In the air. While he was
taking one of these ascents the ship
got beyond control, and, rising swift-
ly, struck a course in this direction.
As observed from St. Clair the ship
seemed to be making fast progress
golug northward directly fo the teeth
of the wind. For a minute there was
a bright flame visible. The ship de-
scended swiftly and reached the
ground badly damaged, after a flight
of 12 miles
Phillips sald the fire was only a
“flash in the pan,” but he admits that
he and his companion were consid.
ering the project of jumping to the
earth io the parachute to save them
selves from being roasted to death.
Mouse's House of Toothpicks.
Manchester, N. H.—An Ingenious
arrangement for housekeeping made
by a mouse was revealed by house-
cleaning operations on the part of an
Exeter resident recently. A cartom
of wood toothpicks had been ‘placed
in thekear of a drawer in the pantry,
Petween the end of the drawer and
the partition was space enough to lay
a toothpick lengthwise. The mouse
made its way into the drawer and
removed every toothpick from the
carton and carefuily bullt them up
into a square iu the space at the
rear. They were carefully placed one
above another, the cross layers hold.
ing the whole fabric firmly. Thea
the mouse made a warm pest in the
bottom.
Woman's Queer Calling.
A woman who appeared In
EACELLENT LECTURE
Waverly—The lecture given last
night at the Presbyterian church
by the Rev. Delos E. Finks was
very much enjoyed by a'l who wes:
present, and the church was well
filled. He gave a short discourse
on the Mormons, showing their
high rate of increase, and that they
were a menace to the free institu-
tion on which this government is
founded. He said that Mormon-
ism stood for conspiracy, treachery,
tyranny and treason. The views
of the five houses that afe now
maintained at the present time by
the president of the church, Joseph
Smith, for each of his five wives,
and the pictures of the many cost
ly temples in Utah proved inter-
esting. He showed many other
pictures of the scenery, the people
and their modes of life in various
parts of the country, He will give
another lecture this evening, and
it will be well worth the time of
any one to attend.
WOULDN'T PAY FARE
Waverly—A man named Houck
boarded an Erie train at Bingham-
ton yesterday and paid his fare to
Owego, but failed to get off the
train when that place was reached.
After leaving that station he re-
fused to pay any further, and raised
a rumpus when the conductor be~
sought him to settle. He hada
large sized jag on at the time ond
itis suspected that that was the
cause of his belligerent attitude.
When the train reached Waverly
he was taken from the train and
locked up. He was still too drunk
this morning to be given a hearing,
and is still in the calaboose.
GIVEN SIX WONTES
Waverly—Burr Dove got a
large sized jag on yesterday and
was on the streets all day, running
whenever he saw a man wearing a
police uniform, During the day
he got ramptious and kicked a
window out of the barn that is
used by C. M. Young. Last night
he ran against Officers Gridley and
Corcoraa, and they escorted him to
the lockup. This morning he was
given six months in the county
jail at Owego, and it is hoped that
after that period of reflection that
he will decide to mend his ways.
Want ads inserted by persons
not having a ledger account with
The Record must be paid for when
ordered printed. We positively
cannot charge want ads indiscrime
inately—the expense of bookkeep-
ing and “collecting is" entirely out
of
Democrats Met on Saturday and
Nominated None but Old Lice
Democrats
Waverly —The Democratic
county convention met in the court
house at Owego, Saturday. The
meeting was called to order short-
ly after 2 p.m, and the following
men were nominated: Assembly
man, Fred J. Davis of Owego;
county clerk, L. J Buley; county
judge, C. O. Sebring; district at
torney, Robert V. Basset; super-
intendent of the poor, George C
Chidsey ; Coroners, Drs. D. S. An
derson, J] W. Lewis, H L. Koapp
It was thought before the meet-
ing that the convention would en-
dorse the Republican candidate,
BL. Winters, but his name was
not brought up.
PERSONAL MENTION
John Kunes and W. Bowman
spent Sunday at North Fair Hav-
en.
Miss Agnes Miller has returned
to her home in Millerton, after
visiting for a week at the home of
A. L Frank.
F D Ayers, of No. 212 North
Elmer avenue, is entertaining 2a
little girl which arrived at his
home recently.
Mr. and Mrs. A. L Frank and
Horace Frank and family returned
Saturday night from Dryden, N.
Y., where they visited relatives for
a week,
Attorney Paul E Maynard is
making preparations to move from
his present home on Lincoln street
to the Hoyt farm, which he pur-
chased last week.
Mr and Mrs. David M. Arthur
have returned to Sagre after a wed
ding trip to Elmira, Ithaca, Bing-
hamton and Scranton. They will
reside on North Wilbur avenue.
Attorney C C. Yocum and
Simon Glaser went to North Fair-
haven yesterday, where they will
spend the remainder of the week
endeavoring to catch fish. As
both gentlemen are novices at the
business it is not presumed that
they will be heavily laden when
they return.
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sion given October 1st. Inquire of W.
L. Watrous, Waverly, N. Y. 111-88
oon, TO Io Beith, West Baye
nquire . ost
Plumber. 1066F
H. H. Mercereau,
Attorney-at-Law
Notary Public
fipeaial atbention to Peosdon Paper,
Valley Phone 11 X,
13 Desmond Sirest. Bayes
LEHICH VALLEY R. R.
{lu effect May 13, 1986.)
Trains leave Sayre as follows:
RASTBOUNWD.
a. Dally Towands,
12: SR Wilkes Dacre:
0 Allentown, Bethichem, New
ork, Baltimore and Waalingtlos.
Yea, Mant
Wehingion:
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ville, Tuakhagnock, aad
WRETBOUND.
1:50 SpE ran
NE
Counects fot Aubura weak days .
A.M. Week days fot Lockwood,
Essie
3:40 BN By TE ean ar! Dat
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for Aabars week days
P.M. Dally, Back
* for Geneva, Rochester, oes %
bid Std ERE [— Te
west.
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