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and Undertaking. Cor.
OF SAYRE.
$50,000.00
B. N. SAWTELLE,
Cashier.
e Valley Record
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H. MURRKLLE, Publisber.
W.T CAREY, Editor.
Published avery afternoon. except Sun-
Jana Maessiieé Printing Office, Sayre,
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“All the news that's fit to print”
THURSDAY, SEPTEMHEER 20 1908,
Free Free
Mes. A. C. Trainor, Colchester, Conn.,
writes that a free sample bottle of
‘Bloodine her when she was all
run down. Aoadiod isa Body vallder
and system toaie of wonderful merit
and If you have not tried it, yon shpald
today. The geeatsst syst-m Tonid in
tho ocd Sick jo aod are Dosit} tively
Chosp Rates West
~The Erie Railroad Is again offsring
very low rates to the Pacific Coast and
other western points. Inqairs of Erie
Ticket Agents or write J. H. Webster,
Div. Pass. Agt., Eluira, N.Y. #9-00t30
Very Low Rates
Colonist tickets are now on sale via
‘Erie Rallroad to the Pacific Coast and
other western points. These rates are
extremel I and will be in effect un-
tl Ost. All people desiring to got
to the far west shoald take advantage
of these rates. Call on Erie Ticket
Y or J. H. Webster, Div. Pas«. Act,
N.Y. 99-0030
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Old Home Week at Bioghamton
The Lehigh Valley Railroad will sell
tickets September 15-21; limited for re-
furn votil Sept. 22, inclusive. Fare
Sayre $1.25. Tickets good going
utning oa all trains exoept the
iamond Exprass within prescrib-
See Lehigh Valley Ticket
Dt (reper chieh Vol: 100
Week-Ead Outings
y so to Ithuca and Return
: Valley Railroad will {ssae
; Hr Ithaca and retarn from Sayre
_ at above named low fare, account Tomp-
kins County Fair, Beptomber 25-28. Tick-
ots will be sold Sept. 15, 24, 27 and 28th;
Mmited for retarn until September 29th,
inclusive, and will be good goiog and
gnalt trains areept the Black
Express, within prescribed
Mmit. Half rate tickets will be issued
for children. Bee Lehigh Valley Ticket
; for farther particulars. 109
Valley Railroad will issue
| to Dryden and return, from Sayre
ab above low fare, account Dryden Agri-
Fair, Sept. 18-21,
sold Sept. 18, 19, 20
Limited for retarn until
ve, and will be good go-
on all trains within
limit, Bee Lehigh Valley
Ageat for farther particulars 101
yoc to Towanda and Return
The Lehigh Nalley Railroad will is-
sue tickets to Towanda and return from
at above named low fare, account
Conaoty Fair, Sept, 35-28. Tiek-
ESA IIL ba sold Sept 2h 26, 27 and 28th;
rescribed
be isseed
Special trains will be
& CO.
of Broad SL. and Park Ave. {Waverly
A REMARKABLE REMEDY
{ Turner's Inflammacine Ef-
| fecting Cures That Are
Little Short of
Miraculous
Turner's Inflammacine,
the new remedy that has
been introduced in this val-
ley within the last few
months by E. LeRoy Burg
Dorf, seems to have gained
a strong hold on the popular
favor as evidenced by the
testimonials that follow. The
(remedy has been used by
|some of the employes of The
Record, and gave good re-
(sults. Inflammacine is a
‘certain cure for piles, and
Mr. Burg Dorf will be
pleased to refer sufferers
from piles to persons who
have been cured by Inflam-
macine after years of doc-
toring in the usual way.
Mrs. George Luther, 143
First street, Sayre, will be
the local agent and will
make a canvass of Sayre
every two months. Mrs.
Eliza Hoagland, 302 Des-
mond street, Sayre, is agent
Yi for Bradford county. The
8, remedy can be obtained
from either of these ladies
|at any time. It is made by
the E. B. Turner Company,
Bergen, N. Y. Read these
testimonials :
Sayre, Pa., Sept. 6, 1906
Mr. E. B. Turner,
Bergen, N. Y.
Dear Sir:—I am 78 years old and
I have had the hay fever for the last
35 or 40) years, every year. 1 have
tried many doctors and remedies
and found only temporary relief.
Your agent left a box of Turner's
Inflammacine on trial at my house
and the first application had the
most sxthing effect. From the rec-
ond or third application it retarded
the sneezing and discharge from
my nose and eyes completely. After
one week's treatment it did me more
good than any remedy I ever tried.
I now realize that I am perfectly free
from hay fever. If I could not get
another box of it, I would not take
ten times the cost of the box for it
I would cheerfully recommend it to
all sufferers with hay fever.
J. H. Post,
114 Plummer St., Sayre, Pa.
{
I commenc+d using Inflammacine
for goitre and in less than a month I
could see a great change in my neck.
I will gladly recommend Inflamma-
cine to all that are afflicted with
goitre. Mrs. E. A. Boggs,
469 Cayuta Ave. Waverly, N.Y.
So. Waverly, Sept. 4, 1906
Mr. E. B Turner.
About 28 years ago, after giving
birth to my o'dest girl, I had a Milk
Leg, was sick at that time for about 6
months. Then after 11 years ulcers
broke out on both limbs and I have
suffered from them ever since with-
out finding any remedy to heal them.
Your agent left a box of Turner's
Inflammacine at my house on trial.
I used it, found immediate relief,
and bought up what of the remedy 1
could get of my neighbors. I have
now used three boxes which have
completely healed the ulcers and
sores which I have been unable to
heal for 19 years. 1 can cheerfully
recommend your remedy to all wom-
en who are suffering from milk leg,
and will be glad to answer any cor-
respondence from anyone in regard
to my miraculous cure,
Mrs. Maggie Billing,
139 Pitney St, So. Waverly, Pa.
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Excursions
ERIE RAILROAD.
75c Eimira and return Sept. ITth
to 21st inclusive account fair. mm
$1.55 to Mansfield, Pa. and return
Sept. 18th to 2st inclusive account
fair, 101
$1.20 to Binghamton and return
Sat 9th to 2ist inclusive, account
Home Week, 10
ans 233 tu Buffalo and return Sept. 13
and 34th, account Democratic State Con-
Friendship of T
Th rd of
The Uptons lived on one side of
the hall, the Franklins on the other,
They were genial neighbors; that ia,
the Uptons were They seemod to
possess to an ugusual degree that
indefinable quality known as the art
of making friends. Mr. Upton, espe
cially, had such a bland way of speak-
ing to anyone in general, and the land
lord in particular. To the other ten
ants it even appeared like somewhat
of an outrage that the Uplons wers
assessed any rent at all. Because,
according to the natural order of
things, such a family should have been
paid a liberal royalty for even con
descending to live In anything which
was at all short of belng a mansion
Thus the Uptons lived—in peace
with themselves and with all the
world beside. They dined well and
indulged In expensive amusement—
but of course Mr. Upton was a very
successful business man:
The odd circumstance with regard
to these people was that they took
for thelr most intimate confidants the
Franklins across the hall,
no interests in common with their
own. To be sure, the Franklins were
good people, but It seemed that the
Uptons were the only neighbors wha
appreciated this fact
A rather unfortunate matter was ak
ways presenting itsell whenever Mra,
Franklin happened to be visiting lo
the apartment of her friend—not that
she cared on her own account, bul
simply that the situation would be an
embarrassing one to her hostesa
Having been sympathetic, however,
evidently she never took any notice
—a8 wns compatible with good breed
Ing—or, maybe she did and didnt
mind—"still water runs deep,” we are
told
This is what was continually hap
pening: The two housewives would
be cozily chatting, when Mrs Upton
would answer the door to a collector
for the grocer, the laundryman, the
milkman, or possibly the dressmaker
or the dentist. It meant only onefp!
those occurrences which are likely to
happen In any wellregulated house
hold, but which seem so suspicious to
a wideawake observer. Mrs Upton,
though, was ever ready to handle
them with that ineffable grace for
which she was renowned. She sim
ply would tell the Intruder that he
might call at her husband's office, giv:
ing the number, or perhaps she would
trouble” him to call “next Tuesday ™
as she was entirely out of change
And the heart of the oollector that
would not meit before the winning
smile of such a woman and in the
face of such convincing assurances
would be an icicle Indeed
Not to enter into the psychological
workings of Mrs. Franklin's mind dur
ing these dialogues Is a temptation
Certain It is that, if she regarded af.
falrs as being “crooked” she still
found enough of congenial qualitieg
fn the CUptons to warrant the con
tinuance of their friendship, and, Uf
she did not suspect, her generous tact
enabled ber to ignore the situation
entirely. But, whatever her feelings
regarding these neighbors might have
been, she certainly experienced soms
peculiar sensations when one morn
ing the gas collector, a new employe
of the company, presented himself at
her own door, claiming the payment
of a bill of th~ee-months’ standing. It
wasn't nice of the gas collector to do
this, but he seemed to want his money
—guch Is the way of gas collectors.
Now, if there was any one thing upon
which Mr. Franklin prided himself it
was his promptness in liquidating bis
debts. Every man has his own par
ticular vanity and this happened to
be his In fact, with utter disregard
for time and place, it frequently oo
curred that, upon the slightest de
mand, he would produce his check
book with quite a conscious sense of
rectitude
“I always like to have little mat
ters adjusted at once,” he would re
mark indifferently
So it happened that this good mer
chant’s wife was not a little surprised
and somewhat piqued to have the gas
collector thrust a bill in her face and
rudely demand a settlement She
was too amazed at first to reply. She
had not the same suavity of speech
as her next-door neighbor had, and be
ing taken so unaware, her stammenr
ing excuses at first presented a deo
cidedly guilty appearance.
“l don't care to discuss the affair,
madam; you have had your notice,
and, if you will remember, this thing
has been running three months; and
you have not admitted the man to
turn off the meter” So the august
official spoke in the first few seconds
of his call. When his astonished vic
tim at last gathered her wits togeth-
er with breath enough to speak, she
protested that as long as she had
lived in the city her bill had been paid
each month in time for discount priv
jeges. And then, in order to allay
his overbearing Insolence, she insisted
upon producing the receipts, which,
as soon as she had succeeded in con
vincing him that her name was not
Upton, reduced him to a state of ab-
ject apology. A light had broken
upon thé harassed little woman, and
when she was meekly asked where the
Uptons lived, either In defense of her
friend, or as a matter of triumph to
ber persecutor, her injured dignity
drew itself up to a withering height
with the reply. as she supposed in do
flance of the ninth commandment, that
she didn't know
Neither did she know, for they had
moved out in the night —Chicago Inter
Ocean.
Progress in India
Spealting at the conclusion of the so-
cial conference held at Benares, the
president, Mr. Justice CUbandavarkar,
says that the greatest achievement of
the year In Indias has been the re:
bad besa 180 1a
Dushore todsy on a business trip
Mrs E A. Cole and Mrs. F. N,
Wilcox went to New Albany to-
day,
Mrs. J. M., Tompkins was in
New Albany today visiting rela-
tives, wo.
G. E. Dean of Scranton, was the
guestof Dr, E. B. Joachim last
might. =
F. E. Van Loan is having a new
roof put on his residence on North
street.
W. H. Dennis, Jr, and wife at-
tended the Binghamton centennial
yesterday.
Stephen 0’ ‘Neal and wife attend-
ed the Allen-Hurley wedding in
Ridgebury.
Mrs. Morris Shepard of Towas -
da, is visiting her daughter, Mrs,
Fred Stacy.
Mrs. Fred House went
Wilkes-Barre this morning
spend the day,
Miss Beatrice Daw entertained
the H. R. club last night at her
home on South Main street.
to
to
Mrs. Beatrice Hines and Mrs.
W. H. Harper went to Binghamton
today to attend the centennial.
Mrs. C. D, Park has been the
guest of Mrs, Hayes Park and re-
turned to Ulster this morning.
Union Hore Co. No. 3, and
Hosmer's Marine band joined in
the firemen's parade in Sayre to
day.
Michael Hanlon went toWyalus-
ing today where he had business
to attend to for the railroad com-
pay. __.
Frank Little and Lee Stacey
were out fishing yesterday and
brought in a string of 14 black
bass and two Pickerel.
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Charles Hosmer is raising his
house on Elm street, putting a new
foundation under it, and making
other extensive repairs.
Sherm DuBois went fishing yes
terday and took his gum along.
He made a wing shot at pheasant
that makes all of our huaters en-
vious.
The schools commenced at 8
o'clock this morning so as to let
out the scholars to witness the
Sayre firemen's parade this afters
noon.
The contract for the buildiag of
the State road from the Chemung
bridge to Milan has been awarded
to the Macafee Concrete company
of Athens,
Fred L. Smith, went to Bing-
hamton today where he will parade,
in the centennial demonstration,
with the old fire company of which
he has been a member several
years.
Adaline, the four-months-old
daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Harry
C. Haskins, 745 South Main street,
died yesterday afternoon. The
funeral will take place from the
family residence tomorrow at 10
o'clock a. m.,
Rev! W. G. Simpson will start
on his two weeks vacation this
evening and will visit in New Jer-
sey, New York and Connecticut,
during his absence, It is probable
that there will be no preaching
service in the Methodist church
next Sunday.
Our comrade, Addison B. Stone,
who is at present staying at the
Campbell house, received a letter
from the department of justice at
Washington this morning, stating
the office of United States marshal
for New Mexico and Arizona. If
he gets this appointment it will be
a $9000 plum to him,
James L. Dyer, chairman of the
Lincoln party, went to Tunkhan-
nock today, where the conferees
met to put in nomination a candi
date for congress. Dr. E C. Rish-
el and N. F. Walker from Athens
Athens—Chiel R. J. Mulligan
returned from Danville last even. | Sample
ing. He says that they had no
particular trouble with McAscy; | druexist.
signs of ugliness he subdued him
at once by giving him a good shak-
ing.
informed Mr. Mulligan that there,
were now 36 inmates of that in-
stitution from Bradford county ard
paying $175 per week.
appears to be increasing rapidly
to its fullest capacity.
Paraffin is Very Useful.
Added to an equal quantity of =ala
oil, paraffin makes the best machin
oll and, used perfectly pure, will clean
the most neglected andgdirty ‘sewing
machine Mised inte a IMM paste with
silver sand and applied with a coa
flannel, it will remove all discelore
spots from tiled passages, ele. Rags
dipped into paraffin and iafd between
thick papers are invalwrable when put
ting away furs; arrange the furs Wu
layers In a drawer or bex, with these
papers between. This will pFeve
moths attacking the fum
Key in a Safe Place.
They had been to Couey Island
Now they lngered on the doorsiep.
He waited. There seemed nothing
much to saw. He had Kuown her “only
a short time. “Where ls the key?”
he asked. “Oh, I can epen the door.”
she murmured. “But whee's the
key? he persisted. “Well, If you
must know, the key 18” —and she grew
confused. “WeH, If you'd go away I'd
find the key,” she added wih a brave
attempt at a smile. He took the lot
—N. Y. Press
Spanish Lace Fans.
The specialty of Valencia, Spaim,
cousists of lace fans, for the making
of which Nottingham and Brussels
laces are generally used, old Spanish
laces being seldom in request The
fans manufactured in Valencia per
annum represent a valoe of $1,250,000
Two thirds of this produetion are sold
in Spain, the other third golng to
Italy and South America. The price
of a Valencia fan varies from $1.25
to five dollars
Superstition Long Lived.
At Lullingborne castie, the Kentish
(Eng.) residenceof Sir Willlam and
Lady Emily Tart-Dyke, is preserved
a leather bag of coins The tradition
is that whenever the heir 13 married
he and his bride must place a coin In
the bag. The legend further enjoins
that this matrimonial oftertory bag
must never be counted or some dire
misfortune will overtake the newly.
wed couple,
His Loving Feritught. -
“My dear mother-in- Ig, I have such
great regard for you that | have had a
telephone put up in your house, so
that you need not trouble to come and
see us 50 ofteu.” — Meggendorfer
Blatter
Roumanian Women Work Hard.
In Bucharest, Romania, women per-
form some of the severest forms of
labor. They mix the mortar aud car
ry it, as well as the bricks, to the top
most sterle« of buildings In course of
construction
Tea a Cold Weather Drink.
Although it might be supposed that
more liquid refreshment is consumed
fn summer than In winter, yet three
out of every five pounds of tea uped
in this country are ceusumed in the
fall and winter.
Britons on the Rise.
In 60 years the awerage height of
Britiah men has rises an inch 0 five
feet eight and one-half inches
The Sexes at Fifty.
More women reach the age of 50 than
men, but afterwards the stronger sex
has the advantage.
Outdoor Jalil ~~
A certain jall in Me consists of
an oak tree, with a ¢ and staple
attachment.
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McMahan's
We have a new line of
knit shawls, just the
thing for this fime of year.
Call and see our new
line ot Sc laces.
And don't forget the
American Beauty Cerset
is sold at
D. E. McMANAN,
L®. 0. F. Block,
| Goran o! oid
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51 INV Ye hia (se
Ointment
EAE Mx
Curr = Kxoxvrus, Tom.
1 have suffered for years with ecems aad had
sever bees able to fad a remedy that wesld do
me sey good wetil 1 tried Ploodise Blood sad Kid
Tabiets and Bisains Olatment, Alwr waning
cured
Your truly, MISS Bi MA CLARE
Bleodise Liver Pills cure Billiousnems. 330 bea
Sold by C. M. Driggs, dayre
Sterling, Dockash,
Happy Thought
and Lehigh Stoves
and Ranges
From $10 to $75.
We repair stoves
and furnaces.
BOLICH BROS.,
HARDWARE
CEMENT SIDEWALKS
When want a cement side-
walk laid in a first-class, darable
er, call on Simeon Davis. You
will get Lhe benefit of years of prac-
tical experience. Mason work of
Sl kas. Simeon Davis, Olive St,,
yre.
DR. F. J. GREEN
Osteopathic Physician,
Of Elmira, will be at the Norwood Hotel,
Waverly, every Friday from § to 2:80
m. Acute and chronic cases
Consultation and examination free,
Graduated under the founder of the pro-
feasion, Dr. A. T. Still, Kirksville, Mo,
A.E. BAKER,
Carpenter and Builder.
17 Pleasant St. Waverly, N. Y.
A. H. HURRAY, M.D.
SPECIALTIES)
Diseases of the Eye, Ear, Nose ala
Throat, and the Proper Fitting of Glass-
es, Hours—9-12; 1.5; 7-8; AY. by
appoistueat. Office, Whee lock Block,
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AN This Week
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Presenting New Plays and Vaude-
ville Features.
Tonight
“On the Frontier”
Friday—*“While Frisco Was Burn-
ing.
Saturday Matinee—"“A Woman's
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Saturday Ev Sy —MyserousMr.|
Ladies’ Tickets Every Night 0c.
Prices—10, 20, 30 and 50¢
pou siz minutes hoa faa poataiienr
nquire A. J. Green, 635 Btavenson
rho
iW. Toskhart
105-8*
A portion of the Old Spring
rad property in Bayre,
2 Thompson, 300 Spring
Bayre.
Ope large size heatd
heater, low price. No
street,
Home
reof BE
8a
10880
Two good heating stoves and range,
Ingaire at 803 North Main street, As
ens,
Several houses and lots for sale In de-
suit purchasers. in
Rahrier Mavnard
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Paid apprentice girls waoted at Mrs,
Girl for geoeral housework in family
of three, $2150 a week, €20 8 Malan
street, Athens, 111-12
A girl for housework. En-
quire 503 Lincoln street, 81
Men to learn the Jag business. Ap-
ply immediately. A. H. Thomas Paint
Co., Waverly,
wh Fair Gitvunds, small steel
th chain, containing no money.
able reward if left at 415 South
avenue, Sayre. 1
For Rent
8-room house on Pi
Warren, Booth Waverly, a
tic fine cellar and city water. Posses-
sion given October 1st. Inquire of W.
L. Watrous, Waverly, N. Y. 111-4
Foar rooms for light Sot tan:
Inquire of F. KE Bal Ww
Plamber. , 106-48
Housekeoplog rooms Jor for uty No. 319
West Lockhart street. Inquire on prem.
ines,
For rent, office in the Wheolook
t rooms —
Read The Record.
H. H. Mercereau,
LEHIGH VALLEY R. 1
(In effect May 15, 1gu8,)
Trains leave Sayre as follows:
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