$15 to $50. GRAF & CO. AT the news that's fit to print” DAY, SEPTEMBER 17 1908 Free Free A. C, Trainor, Colcheatar, Conn., that a free mampls bottls of i her when she was all down, ne iss body bailder toaio of wonderfal merit, you have not tried it, you shoald ! The greatest systgn Tomioin e world. Sick Kidooys sre Tonitifely ! br Bloodin®, . 8)id omg ten “Cheap Rates West o Erie Railroad Is again offaring Jow rates to the Picifis Coast and jor western points. Inqairs of Erie Agents or write J. H. Webster, Pam Agt., Blairs, N.Y. 99-0ct30 Very Low Rates Colonist tiekots are now on mle via re to the Pacific Coast and points. These rates are Jow, and will be in effect un- 30th. All people desiring to get he far west shou'd take advantage ' rates. Call on Brie Ticket is, or J, H. Webster, Div. Pass. Agt, KN. Y. #9-0ct30 101d Home Week at Bioghamton Lah Valley Railroad will sell ys 18.31: limitad for re- Bept. 21, inclasive. Fare Bayre $1.25. Tickets good going on all trains except the l Diamond F Express within prescrib- limit. Bee Lebign Valley Ticked for further particulars 109 Wes=k-Ead Outings Batarday Sandays from J ber 30ch, the Lehigh Val- ha Lehigh Valley Railroad will issae jcketa to Ithacs and return from Sayre f above named low fare, account Tomp- ins County Fair, Beptamber 25-28, Tick- 8 will be sold Sept. 25, 26, 27 and 25th; jad for retarn oatil September Wh, pivh, and will be good going acd ing on all trains except the Ulack within prescribed . Hall rate tickets will be issued Shildren. Bes Lehigh Valley Ticket ts fer further particulars. 109 $2.00 to Dryden and Return The lak Valley Rallroad will issae and return, from Sayre vey account Diyden Agri- mi Society Fair, Bept. 18.21, ste will be sold Sept. 18, 19, 20 Limited for retarn until 33, inclasive, aud will be good go- on all tesios within i limit. See Lehigh Valiey Agent for tarsher particalarn,101 Valley Railroad will is- Towanda and return from named low , dodount t. 25, 26, 27 aod Wik; a in- b Food going and re- ns exorpt the Black within ribed bs jssaed phachl trains will he : County Fair Beadiond, and 27th, lev. ‘Turner's Inflammacine Ef- fecting Cures That Are Little Short of Miraculous Turner's Inflannmacine, the new remedy that has onths by E. LeRoy Burg rf, seems to have gained a strong hold on the popular favor as evidenced by the testimonials that follow. The remedy has been used by some of the employes of The Record, and gave good re- sults, Inflammacioc is a certain cure for piles, and Mr. Burg Dorf will be pleased to refer sufferers from piles to persons who =| have been cured by Inflam- macine after years of doc- _|toring in the usual way. Mrs. George Luther, 143 First street, Sayre, will be the local agent and will make a canvass of Sayre every two months. Mrs. Eliza Hoagland, 302 Des- mond street, Sayre, is agent for Bradford county. The be obtained from either of these ladies at any time. It is made by the E. B. Turner Company, Bergen, N. Y. Read these testimonials : Sayre, Pa. Mr. B. B. Turner, Bergen, N. Y. fear ear Sir:—I am 78 years old and I have had the hay fever for the last 35 or 40 years, every year. I have tried many doctors and remedies and found only temporary relief. Your agent left a box of Turoer's Inflammacina on trial at my house and the first application had the most soothing effect. From the sec- ond or third application it retarded the sneezing and discharge from my nose and eyes completely. After one week's treatment it did me more good than any remedy I ever tried. I now realize that I am perfectly free from hay fever. If I could not get another box of it, | would not take ten times the cost of the box for it. I would cheerfully recommend it to a'l sufferers with hay fever. s J. J. Post, 114 Plummer St, Sayre, Pa. , Sept. 6, 1906 I commencsd using Inflammacine for goitre and in less than a month | could ses a great change in my neck. I will gladly recommend Inflamma- cine to all that are afllicted with goitre, Mrs. E. A. Boggs, 469 Cayuta Ave. Waverly, N.Y. So. Waverly, Sept. 4, 1906 Mr. EB. Turner. About 28 years ago, after giving birth to my oldest girl, I had a Milk Leg was s'ck at that time for abouts months. Then after 11 years ulcers broke out on both limbs and I have suffered from them ever since with- out finding any remedy to heal them. Inflammacine at my house on trial. I used it, found immediate relief, and bought up what of the remedy I could get of my neighbors. I have now used three boxes which have completely healed the ulcers and sores which I have been unable to heal for 19 years. I can cheerfully recommend your remedy to all wom- en who are suffering from milk leg, and will be glad to answer any cor- respondence from anyone in regard to my miraculous cure. Mrs. Maggie Billing 139 Pitney St. So. Waverly, Pa. F.xcursions RIE RAILROAD. $3.00 to Niagara Falls and retorn. ‘gial train leaves Waverly 7:47am, to return 10% 4.50 to Jerome, Ont, and return Sept. 18th. Good to return Sept. ist. 1 T5¢c Eimira and return Sept ITth to 2ist inclusive account fair. 101 S155 to Mansfield, Pa, and return t. 18th to Rist inclusive acecunt fair. 101 $1.20 to Binghamton and return Sept. IPth tv Rist Inclusive, accdunt Old Home Week, 101 wits to Buffalo and return Sept. 23 and 3th, scoount Democratic Btate Con vention, forrrunner came down the alsie to ward him. “Out again, in again, on dgaln, off again, Finne gan” sald the coffee and sploe man, dropping his two sample cases cases in the space between the re versed seats. “Off again and work again and don't you think of 2a “Didn't get if, eh™ *1 didn't ask for it confident now that I ald get it if I asked for it, but I didn't feel that way when ] saw the old man Talk about your tough propositions! Ix you think I'm lacking In nervel™ “You don't strike me that way After the bluff you made In that game at the Peechankie house I'd hardly think it” “Well, I'm a violet,” asserted the coffee and spice man “I'm a timid fawn when I go In and buck against the old man with designs on the net profits. I ain't new. [I've been with my house for two vears now and | ought to have rubbed the edge off my 1 feel pretty “WITH A RADIANT, WELCOMING SMILE" shyness, but somehow I haven't After every phenomenally successful trip I've made (which means every trip}, I've gone into the lion's den with my mind madé up that I'd come oul fired or raised and every time | come out feeling grateful that I'm not fired Oh, he's 38 wonder! He's the smoothest proposition ever [ ran across.” “Turn you down bard? “Not a turn. He sees you comisg and he don't give you a chance to get yourself turned down. “1 go Inn He jumps op from his desk with a radiant, welcoming smile and grabs my band and shakes It til} my cuffs work loose from the but tons. Then he pulls out 8 chalr and spins ft toward me and says: Tm glad to see you, Blllister, very glad I'm busy as 1 can be just mow, but I've got to talk to you a little Let's see!’ Then he pulls out his wateh and looks at it. 'H'm, yes! Now look here, I don’t want you to think I'm finding fault with you 1 appre ciate the work that you have been do mg for me. Understand that Under stand that distinctly Buof—'" “Then he butts you?’ “You're dead right There's some thing I've sold too low. ‘There might be a little profit in the coffee at that price and it's quite true we allow our salesmen a little discretion In such matters. But there doesn't seem to be any good reason why we should not have got from a cent to a cent and a quarter more a pound for |t A good salesman should be careful about such matters. Speaking of care fulness, there was that blll you sold to Wrigley at Blilkeraville Now Wrigley's rating isn't just what ft should be, and Mr. Stebhsa'—Stebbs is the credit man—'Mr Stebbs was rath or worked up about that order. He may pay for the goods—' “1 looked him up at the. court house, I says, ‘and he seemed to me good for all 1 could sell him and about $20,000 over. He's got a first class reputation, too. Pald off every cent he owed when he sold his land asd got hold of a little cash.’ “That's as it may be’ he says. “Understand, I'm not finding fault with you. On the whole, perhaps, you've done as well as could be ex: pected. Perhaps better. But you must understand distinctly that you must be cautious. [| don't approve of recklessness. Yeur order from Gammer was a rather small one com: pared with some he has given us’ “l1 explain that I stocked him up to the limit only about a month be fore and he says: ‘Keep on stocking him to the limit. Don't relax just be cause you have done fairly well once before. I like our salesmen to keep up a steady pace, not to do business spasmodically. You think over what I have sald on your run. And mow— well, well, it's past. Go and talk with Btebbs now. Good by.' “He shakes hands again as friendly as ever, but he's hurried. And you know {t's time to go. Sometimes he tells me a confidential tale of woe about the falling off in business gem. erally. I'm told that If you break through his guard and get In your request he asks you to put it in writ ing, so that there will be a record of It, If he can’t stave you off by tell ing you that such things adjust them- selves automatically. 1 have not got beyond the first degree yet. But walt till I go in from this trip” “It was a pair of deuces you bluffed on at the Peehankle house, wasn't it? asked the lecathergoode man, insing stingly —Chicago Daily News. Hope for the Bald. It is not hard to grow pew hair be fore you are 50. Some day I'll give a sure remedy for a steady growth. It won't cost a cent, either, but I don't want to become famous in the bale growing business for awhile~N. TL left at Gregg's Racket Store, Waverly, After 13 noon call the malin sms re —— W. B. Stamford ‘went to Ithhes today. Sunday in Elmira. E. H. Northrop went to New Brunswick, N. Y., today. Mr. and Mrs. H. P. LaRiew spent Sunday at Plymouth, Pa. A. Marks, the lightning calcu- lator of Elmira, is in Waverly to- day. W. G. Westbrook of Susque- hanna spent Sunday with Mrs. E. L. Kanise, Fred Pike has returned to Wa- verly and resumed his duties in the postoffie. : Misses Nettie Swain and Marion Harding returned from Lake We sauking today. F. G. Knise of Susquehanna is visiting his son, E. L, Knise, of Pleasant street. There will be a Salvation Army gally at the Methodist church next Wednesday evening. Camp 88, S. of V,, opens for meeting again this evening, after a two months’ vacation. Miss Mame Upham has returned to Waverly after visiting at Neath, Pa,, for some time past. Call at Lockerby’s barber shop or fish bait. Also get a shave and hair cut for 25c¢. 8g-25t Carolyn H. Shear left this after- noon for Indianapolis, to resume her duties in the public schools, Miss Elizabeth Crispin of Elmi- ra, who has been visiting at the home of Fred Pilgrim, returned home today. Mrs. H. B. Ingham returned to. day after a visit at Herrick and Towanda, Pa. Her mother, Mrs. W. S. Lyon, came with her, Mrs. Frank Beardslee and child- ren will go to New York city to- morrow to join Mr, Beardslee, and will reside there in the future. Mrs. John DeHart has returned to her home at New Brumswick, N. Y., after visiting her sister, Mrs. E. H. Northrop, for some time past, Mrs. B. Freedman left yesterday for Bethlehem, Pa., where she will be the guest of relatives and friends, Later she will go to New York. Dr. and Mrs, Charles E. Annas bel leave for Philadelphia today to attend the sixteenth annual meet- ing of the American Electro Ther- apeutic Association. C. A. Neaves moved his old lunch stand from its old stand to day and placed it back of his pres ent place of business where he will use it as a store room, A horse belonging to W. C Far- ley was kicked by another while in the stable yesterday and its leg was broken in two places. It was neccessary to shoot the animal. All members of the Wyanoka tribe, 339, Imp, O. R. M,, are re- quested to be present at a special meeting to be held tomorrow even- ing (Tuesday) Arrangements will be made for attending the three- county convention. Remember you can get a quart of old Bourbon whiskey at Dunn's bottling works for soc, the same as you pay a dollar for elsewhere, and a quart of Ohio and California wines for 25c. Both phones. Erie street, Waverly. 6t A man named Hunt, who claim- ed that he lived in Athens, was “A deli thors North FE Phila. The plot baffles the reader's in- genuity and maintains his in- terest te the very end. thal SHAS = 4 3¥- 133 Lockhart St. after paying $3 fine and promising to give Wavesdy a wide berth ins the figure. 1.0. 0. F. FR CLOSED Waverly—The Odd Fellows fair closed Saturday night and the results are highly gratifying to all who were conmected in any way with the organization, There were over 700 admission tickets sold on the last night and the net profits will probably exceed g1,000 The various contests resulted as follows: For the $iso diamond ring Frank Clohessy raised $257 and Wm. Gleason $37. For the solid gold Odd Fellows charm William Rockwell collected got and Morris Hanford $37. For the Odd Fellows gold ring J. B. Hanna raised $2675 and E B, Snow $21.50. For the Rebekah brooch Inez” Griswold raised $5095 and Agnes Snyder #3350 For the past grand master regalia Samuel Ayres raised $1355 and O. A Baker $11.00. A lagge quanmty of goods are still left and will be auctioned off at some future date. ENTRUSIASTIC MEETING Waverly—There was a large and enthusiastic gathering at the union meeting of the Methodists, Baptists and Presbyterians at the Methodist church last evening. The meeting was held for the pur- pose of interesting people in the cause of local option and the sup- pression of the liquor traffic. The talk of the Rev. Irving Bristol en local option was very well received and the singing of A. M, Thacher was also much enjoyed. Slum Child's Handicap. The English vocabulary of a slum child of, five, according to a Scottish school faspector, contalus only two or three dozen words. That of the aver age child of she middle classes of the same age is about 1000 words. No Escape. The London Lancet points out that since it costs more to train a doclor powadays fees should be higher. Al ready overburdened by the cost of living, we are threatened with an ia crease in the cost of dying. Doctor's Dignity. Why should we tell patients what we are giving them? Depend upea i by so doing we lose our dignity‘as a profession. The public now + thial¥ they know as™ much se the medical man.~—Medical Times. What's the Use? “What a downpour!” ejaculated Uncle Jack to his preity niece; “don't be afraid to raise your skirts; there's Luo one about to see you" “Thea what's the use?’ inquired the preity one, disconntentedly. London Society in Trade Three out otgevery fifteen shops im the west end ‘of London are owned by men or women In society, whe either keep them under assumed pames or have a large financhd inter est in them. As You Were Baying. Ever notice In overhearing soraps of conversation on lhe street that with women It is nearly always something about “he” and with més it is some- thing about “IT"—Atchison Globe. Baltimore American, Far and away the best work of Mary B. Wilkins-Freaman. Pittsburg Dispatch. man interest, charming love in- Tost extraordinary action and deepest mystery. ; Sayre. Pa. Sterling, Dockash, Happy Thought and Lehigh Stoves and Ranges From $10 to $75. We repair stoves and furnaces. BOLICH BROS., HARDWARE OSBORN’S LIVERY Heavy and Light Draying and Moving Baggage called for and delivered In any part of Sayre, Athens and Waverly, and all kinds of team work attended promptly, Livery 207 N. Lehigh Ave. Valley Phone 308x H. TUTTLE, NM. D. Specialist Araaiae luujted 10d 8 p.m. Office and Eimer!Ave. Valley ‘phone DR. F. J]. GREEN Osteopathic Physician, Of Himira, will be at the Norwood ao, Waverly, s every Friday from NY 350 & Coomitation dnd" sramizaizn fre. 0° reeion. Dr AT, BAIL Kirra ao, in A.E.BAKER, Carpenter and Builder. 17 Pleasant 8t. Waverly, NH. Y. A.].GREEN CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER. Plans and Estimates Furaished £3 Sbeveneon Bb, Valisy Phone 218y A. H. MURRAY, M. or SPECIALTIES: Diseases of the Eye, Har, Noes and Throat, and the Proper Fitting of Glass- ea. Hours—0-13; 1-5; 7-8; Sundays by sppolntment, Officn, Whealock Block. oss at ol Read The Record. CEMENT SIDEWALKS | em ipe— Girl for "general houm of three. $250 a week. street, Athens. A girl for quire 502 Linoola Men to learn the ply mmedistely. Co., Waverly. For Rent House to rent - ip Waverly, modern quire a, H Goff, overly. S-room house on Warren, South Waverly, : tic fe cellar snd city water, Posses- sion given October 1st. Inquire of W. L. Watrous, Waverly, N. Y. 14 Four rooms for light Inquire of FP. EK Bmith, West Plumber. Housekeeping rooms for rent, No. 519 West Lockhart street. Inquire on hig ¥va For in the rent, office rooms Wheslonk Two offices for rent in the Maney & Page blook. Ned Cards For Sale. fits alloy Reourd bas in stosk jibe For Rent For Sale Private Offies Please Do Not Ask Pirated Revue Advertise in The Record. for Oredid Admittance H. H. Mercereau, Attorney-at-Law Hotary Public Special atbention to Pension Papers. Valley Phone 11 X. 13 Desmond Birest. LEHIGH VALLEY R. ID (in ofa May ig, nb.) Trains leave Sayre se follows: Wiggin mock, By Towtnta, Tuks Alle Baltimore and Washington. 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