- GRAF & CO. and Undertaking. Cor. of Broad St. and Park Ave., Waverly. ETN | “life 1s uncertain —it may be long or it may be —this large in you find the spans weakening and Jou feel all down, meryous, irritable, melancholy; loosing ; have no appetite ; feel faint; cant sleep: have dreams; dizziness or swimming of the head; hands and feet get cold, tingle and get numb; p pains in your side or back: brick-dust deposit urine; have acid stomach or heartburn; feel stiff id sore across the shoftlders; have shooting pains roughout the body: have to strain or a desire to rina p often, or a burning sensation when passing you should commence to take Bloodine to-day. h Lh send to your druggist new for a bottle. Don't mit! Delays are dangerous!!! Mrs. A. C. Taiutor, Colchester, Conn. tells how any womdn can build their run-down system. They can be permanently cured of monthly and all female 3 Cotomesrem Con , March 30. 5954. | the sample bottle 1 Il give it prompt EB BLOODINE CO. Boson, Maw | attention as | oh] oy mal En = Theouzh 5 friend 1s Milioed | am | Yous very truly, wd to | enciome sx lor A C Taixron bottle | . ry yous Bloodine Yours raly Mes AC Tarren | Coromsren, Conn, July #8, 1904 it, igo | THE BLOODINE CO, Posten, Mas Cawtizsmes p | enclose 2 $4 wo 12) twelve bots of your Bloodine =a convisced if is what | need 40 build | promptly Yours truly »- mp 1 maw a chasge for the Better after taking | $§ Mus AC Tarwvor Ie will forfeit $1 000 if the originals of the above lefiers proving (ratinesess caanot be produced Bach positive proof of the remarkable merits of Bioodine have been fh to us that we do mot hepitate to guarantee every bottle we sell. piine costs 50c. a-bottlie for the usual $1.00 size. Mail orders filled. es Sample Bottle by mail 10c. Bloodine Liver Pilla cure Constipation. 25¢. a box. Sold by C M. Driggs, Sayre. Cogluns res, Cows, April [BE BLOODINE (1), Boston Maw order for - Ff enclose $: so for uv id) hotties of wad William's Carbolic- Salve With Amica and Witch Hazel | The best Salve in the world for Cuts, | Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Tet- i ter, Chapped Hands tions. It is guarantesd tion, of money refunded. druggists, illiams Mrg. Cleveland, O, Sold by C, druggist, $3 oo to Buffalo or Niagara Falls {and return. The Lehigh Valley Rail- troad will sell tickets Beptember 8d; lmited for retarn to September dth, in- clusive. Tickets good going and re- turning on all trains except the Black Diamond Express, within prescribed limit. See Lehigh Valley Ticket Agents for farther particulars 3 | $6.60 to Toronto, Ont and Return. The Lehigh Valley Railroad will make aspecial rate of one fare for | the round trip to Toro | adian National Exhibit¥®n, August 27 to {September 10, Tickets to be sold Au- | Rust 17th to September 8th inclusive; | limited for return to September 11th, | inclusive, and will be good going aod re’ {turning og all traine eteept the Black | Diamond Exprass, within th+ prescribed (limit. See Lehigh Valley Ticket Agents { for further particulars. 81 $1.20 to Newark Vall {The Valley Record 3.20! Rewark Valley and Re- a ' ion 250 by - $50,000.00 ga. ed $12,000.00 , account Can- N. N. SAWTELLE, Cashier. issue tickets to Newark Valley and re- turn, at above pamed low fare, account | Northern Tioga cultural Society | Fair, September Tickets will be Be ETT === sold September 4, Sand 8; limited for Published avery afternoon except Ban- | retarn September 7th, inclusive, jy 88 Marrelie’s Printing Office, Bayre, | and will be good going and retorning on v no % i all tealan S30 Ihe Bladk Diamond fv ‘Bubseription, year; cents | press, alf tickets will iasued for mosth, pes | children, See Lehigh Valley Ticket Advertising ratce reasonable, snd made | Agents for further particulars. 90 known on applica FI, as secund-class matter May | ($1 00 to Wilkes-Barre and Re- postofics » {turn. The Lehigh Valley Railroad will Ath } WoBioe 3¢ Jayris Pi | aod tickets at above named low fares {from Sayre, nccount Luzerne County Fair, on Tharsday, August 30th. Tiok- {ets will be good going and retarping {only on special train on date of issued | for children, See Lehigh Valley Ticket | Agents for further particulars, 1 | i — A ————— amc. [Lets Torus, fut ng Re + tal ab ' { turn. © Lehigh Valley Ral wi rs Any Trainor, Colchester, Conn.. | oil tickets September 3d; limited for Jolon beige er “smn shee, of rturn to September Gib, ncloaive a ‘ : . . | Tickets good going and returning on all "a syste Blogdine na 2201 waildar | trains except the Black Express, within ad if ha hue gn - oid | prescribed limit. See Lehigh Valley hr The rt rs pad Fossa ld Ticket Kenta tor further particulars y. — world. Sick Kidneys are positivel Ww : Bloadi : AY eek-Ead Outings ne inn Sad by Mv. On Saturday and Sandays from June . de a, 8] Lh 1 ay sell ex on ots 25 to Sylvan Beach and Return Te Valley Railroad will sedi locally in New York state at low fares, day, July 1st and every Sun- which will provide over Hunday outings at a mivimom cost for railroad fares. thereafter until Sept. 9th. Tickets and returning on all trains This arrangement applies generally to points in New York state asst of Geneva, Rabe of aad only. See Lehigh Tick- Agents for farther particulars. 48 Publisher. H. MURRELLE, W, T. CARKY, Editor. — i - —— ———— —— | “All the news that's £ to print” THURSDAY, AUGUST 30. 1006, or i Ask Lehigh ticket agents for full par. ticulars, -u $1.38 to North Fair Haven and Return The I Valley Railroad will sell tickets ¥, § 1st and Notice to Taxpayers Iwill bs at 134 Desmond street even. from Sept. 11 to 15 to receive taxes. 08a bs paid any time during the from 8a = suey. m. Ang. 35,1008. #1 FIRST LAID TO WITCHCRAFT — Were Found Meeting by Appoint- ment and Now the Latter da No More. Pine Brook, Mich —Abraham Ska dowski, a Hebrew farmer living near this place, has discovered the thief that dally for the last four weeks bas been milking one of his cows And, what's more, Skadowski Bas the thiel's hide on the fence, not fig uratively, but literilly speaking Jt measures more than half the teagth of a temfoot chestnut rail, to which it is nailed, in plain sight of everybody that passes along fhe road —in front of his house. Those that have seen it say it is the largest specimen of spotted or milk snake eyer seen near Pine Brook. The shake was killed by Ska dowski himself in the pasture lot ad joining his barn. It had just helped itself to a pood feed from an old brindle cow The strangest part of the affair was that the cow stood as quietly while the reptil was milking her as though it were the milkmald’s band to which she sabmitted. . When Skadowski approached the snake dropped in ‘the grass and started to crawl away, but he had no trouble in overtaking it and Killing it with a stick. The discovery and death of the reptile cleared up a mystery that for nearly a month bas been puzzling the Skadowski house hold. It was early io June that the farm- er, on going to the barnyard one night to milk discoveréd that none could be driwn from the brindle cow, one of the heaviest milkers in his herd “of 12 Every night since, If the cow spent the day in the pasture fleld, It was the same way. Io the morning she would be all right, and also at night on the few days during that period that Skadowski kept her confined to the limits of the bam- yard. It was only when turned loose in the pasture that the milk was taken None of the other cows were ever afflicted in the same manner, and how to account for the strange con- dition. of affairs was beyond Ska- dowski's power. He reported the cir cumatance to his Hebrew neighbors, but they could offer no relief He called In the rabbl, but the religious leader could give no better advice than the laymen. All were Inclined to attribute itto witcheraft or some THE SNAKE HELPED ITSELF TO A GOOD FEED. other supernatural cause. He wanted the rabbl to kill the animal, but this the latter refused to do, as he sald the meat would not be “kosher,” or clean, according to Hebrew standards. Skadowskl then, on the advice of one of his American neighbors, set a watch on the cow while in the pas ture, with the result that the mys tery was cleared when the snake was killed. The cow had separated Derself from the rest of the herd and came toward the barn. It was near milk. fog time, and the farmer thought nothing of it, as she, as well as the rest, was In the habit of coming home about that hour. What was his sur prise to see her stop near a clump of blackberry bushes, out of which the snake glided and ran to.maset her. It looked as though the two met by some prearranged appointment When Hiram Perry, one of the old est farmers In Pine Brook, saw the snake and heard Skadowski's story, he sald that he had thought It was a snake doing the milking all along He claimed that that particular breed of snakes was getting very scarce In Jersey mow, but that formerly they were plestiful. “I believe that the milking of a cow by a snake Is one of the rarest things that ever happens, and that conditions must be just right for It to happen. In fact, if there should be a hufidred more milk snakes In that pasture, and a hundred cows were la. pasture there, it might never occur again” The Voice of Conscience. Never yel was the voice of con sclence silenced without retribution — Anas Jameson. Music Study EE After 13 o'clock noon call the mals alics at Sayre, Valley ‘phone 138X, mm i — ——— E. D. Sebring, Esq, lef today for Ithaca and Batavia, = W. H. Hulse has opened a meat market at 352 Broad street. Mr. and Mrs. John Brossan are visiting James Grace at Brooklyn, James B, Bray, who has been ill for the past two weeks, is slowly Tracy Wakefi:ld of Wyoming semifiary, was in - Waverly calling on friends yesterday. Miss Ester Welch has returned to Waverly after a short visit at Scranton, Pa, Call at LCockerby's barber shop for fish bait. Also get a shave and hair cut for 25c, 8g-14t i The East Waverly school house is being painted, and a concrete sidewalk is being laid about the grounds. The Rev, and Mrs. Hugh Car- penter have returned to their home at Norfolk, Conn,, after visiting relatives in Waverly for some time past, - The condition of Archie Hess who fell from a telephone pole last Saturday is very unsatisfactory. He has repeated hemorrhages from the left lung, Ar—— A er —— The Baptist church will give a trolley ride and afterward serve ice cream on the church lawn next Monday night for only 25¢c. Don't miss it, 97-3t Mrs, C. J. Haag, who has been visiting at'the home of George H, Eisennhart, has returned to her home at Scranton. Her niece, Miss Eisenhart, accompanied her. S.J. Legg and son, George M. yesterday to be present at the un- veiling of the monument to Gen, Madill, Gen. Madill was at one time commander of the 141st regi- ment of which the elder Mr. Legg was a member, A man and his wife came to Waverly this morning, intending to goon an Erie excursion. He went out to do a few errands while she visited some friends. The wife became so busily engaged that she forget the train and went to the station five minutes after it had lef. ‘The husband had gone onand had both tickets in his pocket. She bought another tick et, and started in pursuit on the next train, MISSION SERVICES South Waverly—The mission services that are being conducted all this week by the Rev. Joseph Shollyand the Rev. Arthur Cough. lan, redemption fathers, are very successful and have drawn large audiences every night since the meetings began, In fact the church is not large enough to hold all who wish to attend. Both men are ex cellent speakers and their dis- courses show that much thought and study has been expended upon them. The meetings will close next Sunday night, and all who wish exact information in regard to the creed of the Catholic church should make an effort to attend these meetings. WIAT'S IN A WANE Waverly—A man named Clean water was brought into police court this morning under a charge of being drunk, and his appear- ance bore out the charge. He likewise admitted that it was true His name would make a motto for a temperance organization, but he evidently fell into bad training and —— A r————— Escaped Patient of Binghamton State Asylum Captured on Erle Tracks | Waverly—This moming shortly after § o'oclock, a demented man, who had escaped from the Bing hamtoa State Hospital for the In- sane, was captured just this side of Chemung while walking on the Erie tracks. formerly worked about the hospital grounds, was working on the new trolley line and espied thc man walking up the tracks. He recog- nized him as an inmate of that in stitution, and, going after him he tried to hire him to work on the line, but he refused, and when he tried to restrain him he put up such a vigorous fight that he had to leave him and go for help. With the aid of his brother, McMahan succeeded im getting him off the track and down the bank into-the roadway. Two farmers sesiding in the vicinity thought the man was being assaulted and game to his rescue, but soon discovered the cause of the trouble The super. intendent of the hospital was com- municated with, and he directed the men to hold him priséner and an attendant would-be sent to Was verly to bring the man back. The man's name is Herman O'Dea, and he was walking to El- wira, where he formerly resided. He said that he had daily commu- nicated with the Lord while at Binghamton and that the Lord had told him to go back to E'mira. He said that there was a plot on at the hospital to seduce his soul. He told the McMahans on the way down that they wou'd go to the infernal regions, and that he would be there to shovel coal on them. SMALL BOY BREAKS ARM Waverly —A small boy named Frank Watts broke his arm yes terday. He was sitting on a piano stool, and jumped off to the floor, falling as he struck, causing the fracture. ~ LOCAL NEWS Heary Blake, Jr. th®eight-year- old infant son of Mr, and Mrs. Henry Blake of No. 210 Allison street, died this morning of cholera morbus. The funeral, which is in charge of Undertaker O'Shea, will be held on Saturday morning at 9 o'clock; burial in the Catholic cemetery. Want ads inserted by persons not having a ledger account with The Record must be paid for when ordered printed. We positively cannot charge want ads indiscrims inately—the expense of bookkeep- ing and collecting is entirely out of proportion to the amount involv. ed in the transaction. The following ladies have been appointed to serve on the table committee at the old neighbor's picnic: Mesdames, T.S Sellick, J. L. Plumstead, M. H. Crayton, W. S. Fleming, Ralph Litzleman, H. E Crayton, Merton Allen, Chas. McNeal. They will meet tomorrow (Friday) afternoon at 2 o'clock at the home of H. E Crayton, 6o3 First street, Athens, Piles! Piles! Piles! Dr. Williams’ Indian Plle Ointment ii firs Hila, Haading, I Woeatod and tohing Piles. abso tamors, allays the itehing at once, acts aa a joe tice, gives instant rellef. De, Wil- fam's I Pile Ointment is Every box is guarauteed. Sold druggists, by mall, for 500 and $1.00. illiams Mf'g. Co, Prop's, Cleveland, 0. For mle by C. M. Driggs, draggis SS Notice Sayre, Pa., Aug. 23, 1908. My wife, Belle Dan having left my bed and board, I hereby notify all per. sons against extending eredit or trust- iog her on my account, as I will not pay nay bills of her contrasting. 1 STEPHEN DANTON, G. H. GOFF Is now ready to furnish Pure Reservoir Ice to Form of a Play “The Best New England Story “It is as sweetly natural as the Dresthof the elds - phia Record. QUINGY ADAMS = —AND-— MASONS: CORNER FOLKS “The Village Gossips wondered who he was, whal he was, what he came for, and how long he intended to stay.” LARGE AND EXCELLENT COMPANY. — “One great big laugh from begin- ning to end, and the s vestest love story ever told.” Advance sale Satandsy at Western Une fon Telegraph Office, Prices—25, 50, 7ic, and $1. Rey. = needs a good shear. A cheap shear or scissors iS never econom- "ical, ne er stays sharp, never giv- ea salisfaction. As a household shear we can guarantee that Wiss shear will give better satisfaction than any other. Call and see them We.have all kinds and sizes. [SLIT SYET Sat TO TUTE TEN ONE COMPLETE . LINE OF CUTLERY AT BOLIGH BROS., HARDWARE G. J. Kiron, SAYRE'S LEADING DRAYNAN. Especial care and prompt at tention given to moving of Pianos, Household Goods, Bafes otc HILL & BEIBACH CAFE Large quantity of stone in quantities to sal cheap if taken at once, Parsons, North Waverly, dress RLF. D. No. 2, Wa * Men to learn the pal ply immediately... A. H. Co., Waverly, oof A competent girl for rh work, ont SL lat ely o W. Merriam, 304 Chemung st erly. = An outside uire at hospital. ws. Say (In effect May 135, 506, Trains lesve Bayre as RASTBOUND, 1% Aol. Dally Gir Jo 5» M. Daily for EASA S IF Sm pt bhai Lockhart St. Sayre. CEMENT SIDEWALKS Wika you want a cement side- walk laid in a first-class, durable manner, call on Simeon Davis. You will get Lhe bendfit of years of tical experience. Mason work of 3ll kaa . Simeon Davis, Olive St., yTe. DR. F. J. GREEN Osteopathic Physician, Forni te ort ais sad chronig cases and examinstion Graduated under the founder of the pro- fesalon, Dr. A. T, Still, Kirksville, Mo. H. H. Mercereau, Attorney-at-Law Notary Public fipesial abbeation to Peasion Papers. Valley Phome 11 X. 13 Desmond Street, Gaye H. TUTTLE, WN. D. Specialist Practicn limited to diseased of the Bys Har, Nose ad Throat. 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