GRAF & CO. Te NATIONAL BANK OF SAYRE. Ospital - $50,000.00 Surplus - $12,000.00 We solicit your Banking busi- ness, and will pay you three per cent. interest per annum for money left on Certificate of Deposit or Savings Account. The department of savings is a special feature of this Bank, and all deposits, whether large or small, draw the same rate of toterent. B. N. SAWTELLE, Qashier, The The Valley Record 3.8. MUR MURRELLE, Publisher, w. > CAREY Bdier, afro sont Ban: 00 % ts Sabeatption, 1. per year; orn Advertising RR Mp wi as second-class matter May aN Ne haan ratios May Act of Congress of March 8, pre —_—— “All the news : that " f " to print” WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 23, 1908 Free Free Mrs A C. Trainor, Colchester, Conn, writes that a free sample bottle of _Bloodine helped her when she was all ‘yan down. Bloodine isa body builder and system toaic of wonderfal merit, and If you have not tried it, you shoald : The greatest system Tonic in the world. Sick Kidnays are positively cured by Bloodina Sid by CU. M. Driggs, Sayre. $1.25 to Sylvan Beach and Return The Lehigh Valley Railroad will sell Hoa i Jaly 1st and every Sun- Maye Shakoatoer ancl] Sept. oth, & bogota good retaruing on trains bv of ino only. See Lehigh Tick- of Agents for farther particalars. 46 Old Home Week at Ithaca The Lehigh Valley Railroad will sell tickets at low fares August 22d to 20th, inclusive. Fare from Sayre $1.50. Tick- ofa good going and returning on all trains Ee the Black Diamond Ex- limited for return until August’ boa Ses Lehigh Valley Ticket Arta for farther particulars, tp ee $6 60 to Toronto, Ont and ~ Return. The Lehigh Valley Railroad - will make aspecial rate of one fare for the round trip to Toronto, account Can- adian National Exhibition, Angust 27 to Beptember 10. Tickets to be sold An- 27th to Septonber Sth inclusive; ated for return to September 11th, fnclasive, and will be good going and re. turning oo all traine except the Black Diamond Exprass, within th « prescribed mit. See n high Valley Ticket Agents for further particulars. 81 $5.65 to Jamestown, N. Y, and Retars. Tae Lehigh Valley Railroad will make 3 special rete of one fare for tha round trip to Jamestown, account Firemen's Associatioa of New York, August 20-24, 1008, Tickets will be sold August 18 to 23; limited forretarn to 25th inclusive, and will be good and returning on all trains exce a Diamond Ecpress, within bed limit, Seer Lehigh Valley cket Agents for farther particulars. 81 $8.20 to Atlantic City and Re- tarn, account Lehigh Valley Railroad August 8, 17,31, 1908. The Valley Railroad will sell tickets on dates to the Bea Shore, good for 15 days with stopover at Philadel- in dither or both directions within tf. Ticketa good on all trains ex- otpt the Black Diamond Rxpress. For train servics and complete information soe Agrata Lehigh Valley Railroad. 73 Week-Ead Outings On Saturday and Sandays from Jone 80th to September 30th, the Lehigh Val- Railroad will sell excarsion ticketa in New York state at low fares, will provide over Sunday outings a minimum cost fut railroad fares, arrangement applies generally to in New York state vast of Geneva, ticket agents for full par- tne 65¢c to VanEtten and Return The Lehigh Valley Rullroad will make rates and sell tickets to Van Jain Angule 25th, account Soldiers and Sallors pleale. Tickets god going Au- 5th; returning until Aogust 20th ve, on all trains excep’ the Black Diamond Express. Ses Lehigh Valley Ticket Agents for farther particalars.77 —— A n—— $1.38 to North Fair Haven and Return The tans Baal iat amd will Sal) | ETE ip | aaron VON STEUBEN STATUE. Albert Jaegers' Mode! Chosen for Me morial at Washington. Washington --The Von Steuben Albert Jaegers, of New York inspector general in the contl Congress appropriated $50,000 for erected at northwest corner of Lafayette park, in this city, and conforms In size and general type to the statues of Lafayette and Rochambean already in place in that park. Seven German-American sculptors were invited to enter a competition ast summer by a committee compris ing Secretary Taft, Senator Wetmore and Representative McCreary The result of that competition was that the committee selected the models of Albert Jaegers In the accepted Steuben appears cocked bat and a jong. full allem bracing as though facing or enduring the hardships of the rigor ous winter campaign at Valley Forge He stands squarely facing the ob server in an atti of power and dignity Slightly Jeaning with his left hand upon the sword he Is rep resented as inspecting military ma neuvers His though quiet and simple mill tary The sash he wears Is remin iscent of his. previous service as an officer of Frederick the Great Flanking the statue at the base of the pedestal are two chaste allegor- fecal groups. One of these represents Steuben’s life work, “The Training of the American Army.” It is worked out in an ideal composition therough- ly Greek In feeling, shewing an ex perieaced warrior Instructing a youth in the use of his sword The group on the other side is a de. parture from the customary symbols of paying tribute to our heroes, and represents America teaching a mald- en to graft a branch to Steuben's memory into her growing tree of fame In the design of the entire monu- ment the sculptor, with his assoclate architect, T R. Johnson, consulted Cass Glibert, the wellknown New York architect. They took into spe cial consideration the location of the monument and the general scale of the other monuments In Lafavette park and adapted the design to the classic tendency of the time This monument will form an Important addition to the artistic features of the city and will be in harmony with the grand scheme of the development of Washington proposed by the park commission Gen Yon in. the familiar model cloak tude personality is essentially PLAN A GIGANTIC DRYDOCK. Largest Structure of ita Kind to Be Erected on Puget Sound. Washington —Plans for the largest and best drydock in the world are being prepared in_the bureau of yards and docks at the navy department. The last naval appropriation act con- tained provision for a dock to cost $1.250000 to be constrcted at the Hremerton navy yard, Puget Sound, Washingien. This amount Is larger than ever heretofore appropriated for a dock and the new dock will when completed be able to take In the largest battleship elther in course of onstruction or Ia contemplation The location for the dock has already heen selected at the yard and borings ire now belug made (0 learn the fepth of the foundation. It is to be 2» concrete dock of the latest pattern and the materials will be purchased ou the Pacific coast if practicable The dock 1s to be $0 constructed that it can be lengthened If vessels of greater length should be bulit In the future It will be 37 feet in depth, which will provide for the docking of any vessel that can be built unless some unknown system of building Is developed. The greater depth of the new dock is also designed to meet cases where a vessel has been Injured and draws much more thas the or dinary depth om account of the Ia Jury. » Cut the Weeds. An exchange very sensibly re marks: “Cut your weeds and you will cut your doctor bllla” 4 THE WC RM By T. C. ELDER. Waprright, Lj; Joseph H Bowles) It was after a refreshing shower one morning last spring I, 8 Central park worm, was taking my customary constitutional wriggle io & quiet corner of the park. and 1 Nas extremely annoyed by the be Bavior of a young man seated on the “ench above me, wha would persist In digging up the ground with als walk- Ing-stick, and gave me no peace. Sure- Iv, 1 thought, there is room In the world for both of us, and there 1s no rearon why we should have any of these territorial disputes and waste our energies In struggling for possession. Just as | was becoming quite nerves ous the young man jumped up, trem- bling all over, and nearly crushing me beneath his shoe, and at the same time 8 fresh-faced and bright-eyed young female of the human species came up #nd shook hands with him. I fatter myself | am a good judge of women, and | assure you she was a miracle of daintiness. That was why | siayed where | was, although expected home to an early lunch “Haven't | come fast? laughed the orl. "How long have you been here?” “Only a few hours” “How nice of you. Whatever did you find to do ali that time®” “Oh, 1 was thinking. and digging up worms." “What sort of thoughts? “Mixed,” sald the young man. “Sweet and bitter. Sometimes | think you're an angel, and sometimes—" “Don’t mention It. ] feel like that sonetimes. “Ethel!” cried the young man, with A sudden burst of energy, “be serious for a moment. 1 can't live without Jou; and you're not golug to marry that—that—*" “Now don't call my future husband bad names. That's my privilege. Look A! ny engagement ring. 1 choose it becavse—|t was the most expensive.” “Why pretend to be frivolous?” Erowied the young man, “when | know you have a heart of gold.” “Oh, if I bad a heart of gold, and— and a silver circulation; why, we She Was Trembling With Emotion. would marry then. When the creditors crme round to dun you could lead me forward and explain my mechanism, and then open a vein and give the man ralf a dollar on account. But I'm only wade of the usual materials, and I'm sold to the highest hidder—Ilot 42, small Elirl, suitable for drawing room orna- ment Now, don't be so gloomy. He- member love's a disease and marriage is the medicine to cure it." She rose and walked gate He stood there watching until turned the corner Then he walked slowly away in the opposite direction, never raising his cves from the ground. He undoubtedly had a very bad case Frequently during the next few weeks the young man came and sat on the bench for an hour or so, digging with bis stick. But she never ap- peared, and his visits gradually grew shorter and further between. The girl | saw walking with an el- deriy gentleman one day, and as they passed by where | lay, he sald: “You prefer Paris for our honey- moon ™ And she replied in a bored volce: “Oh, yes; | want to keep lively, and have plenty of occupation.” And the young man had not been away for a week, when | saw him, too. He had a lady by his side, and they were laughing together quite happlly; he as one who enjoys laughter the more for having wept. After that nothing of any {impor tance occurred during my dally wrig- gles. | had interest in everything, and war frequently rebuked for cynicism. Ii was pearly the end of the season when | strolled out at dusk one night pear the same bench, and saw a female form almost reclining upon It. She was trembling with emotion, held a handkerchief to her eyes, and was sob- ting softly, without noticing whether there was anyone to see her. And | knew that it was Ethel come back from her honeymoon For some time she did pot remove ker handkerchief; but at last she Jet It fall in her lap and sat there gazing pin the gloom. It was a lonely apot, and now that she sobbed no longer, there was scarcely a sound to be heard. And then it was that I, but a worm, turped, at the absurdity of human love, and the inconsistency of the fe male of this strange species. a towards the Impudent Dog. ' A dog had the audacity to bark at the deputy commissioner of Purulia in Bengal when he came to the house of the master of the dog on a bike The owners of the dog were sent up for trial under section 289, and one FRANK B. WOOD, Representative News and "advertising matter may be left at Gregg's Racket Store, Waverly, After 12 o'clock noon call the mala THe 44 Bayes, Valiny yhang 18%. Harry Couant spent yesterday in in Nichols. Edward Conant went to Buffalo yesterday. Officers Corcoran and Gridley were in Towanda today. Mrs. Turner of Pitney street will go to Ithaca this evening, Born—Last night to Mr, and Mrs. J. M. Lynch, a daughter. Workmen are putting a new asphalt roof on the Merriam block. Miss Elizybeth Struhm of the Free Press is spending her vacation at the metropolis. A Unger went to Elmira” this afternoon. He couldn't wait for the circus to reach Sayre. Mr, and Mrs. I. I. Hunt of Albany, N, Y,, are visiting at the home of Thomas Smeaton. : Call at Lockerby's barber shop for fish bait. Also get a shave and hair cut for 25c. 8g9-12t Misses Rosella Scott and Lucy Murray of Carbondale are visiting at the home of Wm. Hadley, Pro- vidence street. Mrs. Harry Tozer and her Sun- day school class are enjoying a picnic in the Dry Brook glen today. n— Arthur Harnden, Esq, of Wash ington, Pa, is visiting his parents in Waverly, and will remain for two weeks, Mrs. I. Marks of Towanda and Mrs. A. Tanner of Milwaukee, Wis, came to Waverly today and will visit at B, Freedman’s, Announcement has been made that Frank C Janaski and Miss Anno Hancock were married Sept. 16, 1905, at Crantord, N. Y,, by the Rev, Mr. Schupp of that place. ———— The barber shops will all close from 1 to 5:30 p. m. on Friday to give the tonsoria) artists a chance to attend the circus. They will march down in a body headed by a band. The merchants who are members of Manoca lodge are recaiving a large number of valuable articles from the wholesale dealers as cons tributions to the coming Odd Fels lows’ fair. WILL PLAY AT BINGHAMTON The Packer band, Sayre’'s well known and excellent, musical or ganization, has acceptsd a three days’ engagement at Binghamton during thé “Old Home” week which is to be held in that city in September next. The dates for which the band has been engaged are the 19th and 21st. Recently several first class musicians have been added to the band so that when the organization goes to Binghamton it will be in fine shape. ———- Subscribe for The Record Exposure Brings on Rheumatism Painful in its mildest form, quickly becoming an agony or torture if n lected, When you feel the first in the muscles, tha first alight ati hss in the joints take Bloodine. It acts im- mediately on the Blood and Nerves, and will oy cure Rheumatism, how- ever severe. Sold by C. M. Driggs, Sayre $1.00 to Harvey's Lake and Re- turn, via Lehigh Valley Railroad, San- day, August 26, t opportunity of the season to visit this beautifgl re- sort. Special train will leave Bayre at 7:10a. m., retarning leaves Harvey's Lake at 6:00 . m. - Train to stop at Pittston, Pa , in both directions. For farther particalars soa Lehigh Valley Ticket Agents. 90 $1.20 to Newark Valley and Re- turn. The Lehigh Valley Railroad will iasne tickets to Newa wayk Valley and re- turn, at above pamed’ low fare, account Northern Tioga Itaral Boeiety Fair, September 4- Tickets will be sold September §, 5 and 8; limited for return until ber 7th, inclusive, to Pave Ithaca and Chemung Streets to Be Decided Monday August 27th Waverly—Next Monday the taxpayers ol this village will be called on to decide whether or not the sum of $8,000 or so much as is necessary shall be raised on the bonds of the village for the pur- pose of paving Ithaca and Che mung streets. The question as to whether or not the pavement shall be of brick or macadam will also be voted on at that time. Just what this means to the taxpayers in general and the residents of these strcets in particular is not very clearly understood by many who are interested in the outcome of this election, With regard to the manner in which the pavement is to paid for: The resolution -provides "that the paved section shall be 31 feet wide, and that it shall be paid for in the following preportions: nine feet of the pavement shall be paid for by the street car company; S80 per cent of the balance shall be paid for by the property owners on the said streets, and 20 per cent. by the village at large, This division of the payment gives the property owners on cach side a strip of pavement 8 8.10 feet wide to pay for, and that to be paid for by the village will be 4 4-10 feet wide. If the sum of £8 coo represents the share that will fall upon the vil'age then the full cost of the entire work will approximate the sum of $36,364, of which the traction ccmpany will have to pay $16,364, and the taxpayers on each side of the street the sum of $16,000, _ It will cost about 30 per cent. less than the above figures to pave the street with macadam, it being about that much cheaper than brick. rr ——— ps. Sorry He Couldn't Read. A merry party being gathered in a city flat made such a racket that the occupmmt of a neighboring apartment sent his servant down with a polite message, asking If It would be possi ble for the party to make less noise, since, as the servant announced, “Mr Smith says that he cannot read” “1 am very sorry for Mr. Smith,” replied the host. “Please present my compli ments to your master, gay that | am sorry he cannot read and tell him 1 could when [| was four Jeurs old!™ Nationalities in Mexico. In Mexico the number of forelgn- ers 1s steadlly increasing, but they are quickly absorbed by the process of marrying Mexican wives and rear ing families In which are merged the types of many races. The foreigner Is lost in his business and social af fillatlions, and especially In the chil dren he rears, who are patriotic Mex. icans, regardless of the nationality brought by the father to the already common stock Unresting Machinery. A day consists of only 24 hours; and It might be fully occupied by three relays of workers, each doing eight hours, the machinery being on the stretch all the time. Rest does machinery no good; it tends to wear It out. The best thing for a machine Is always to be going at a steady speed. It does no good to a watch to let it run down; It is important to keep It always golng. Will Never Be Popular, After the doctors have proved that white bread will not sustain life and that milk 1s full of disease germs, Mrs. Mary Fay, of New York, lives for 30 years on bread and milk and dies at the age of 105, dying at last with a physical development like that of a young woman. But no bread and milk fad will result; it's too Inexpensive. Natural Indignation. Count Legorini, having met a pretty honsemald on a friend's doorstep, profited by the occasion to steal a kiss, but was surprised In the act by the butler. Furious at being found out, he shouted: “You unmannerly rascal! Why did you not knock be fore—before coming out!”—Strenna. Advertisement Extraordinary, A Japanese laundryman coraposed this advertisement: “Contrary to our opposite company, we will most clean ly and carefully wash our customers with possible cheap prices as follows: Ladies two dollars per hundred; gen- tlemen one and a half dollars per hun dred.” Chestnut as Article of Food. The chestnut may be used as a veg- etable or ground Into a flour for bread making or prepared as a soup or pod: on } 4InEK, while It makes an agreeable ad- dition to candy. In Italy, France, Spain and Turkey the serves as ERIE RAILROAD. $1.00to Portage and retarn Thurs- day, Aug. 30th, sccount New Yor Dragoons. 3.850 to New York agd return Satur day, Aug. 25. ST.T5 to New Yorkand roars Ae. 29th, good 5 days. $3.50 to New York and retarn oh urday, Aug. 25th. Special train leaves Waverly 10:49 p. m, 8 $1.25 Shohola Glen or Port Jervis and return Sunday, Aug. 26ih. Special train leaves Waverly 8:21 a. m 87 Jamestown or Chautauqua passengers nota that the Erie Railroad Co. Co. now running a vestibule coach dally on their train one through to Jasin a without change of cars, For further fartisulieg apply to a Ticket Agent, Covers Mors Surface, (3 times a3 mach) Wears Longer, (8 times as long) Dries Quicker, (ia 10 minutes) Than Any Enamel. A CHILD CAN APPLY IT. Sold by C. M. Driggs, Sayre | es. LOOMIS OPERA HOUSE TUESDAY, SEPT. 4, Big Scenic Production in Play Form of “The Best New England Story Ever Written." 7-6-9 THERES FREE) “It is as sweetly natural as the breath of the fields.” — Philadelphia Record. QUINCY ADAMS SAWYER —AND— MASON’S CORNER FOLKS “The Village Gossips wondered who he was, what he was, what he came for, and how long he intended to stay." LARGE AND EXCELLENT GOWPANY. “One great big laugh from begin- ning to end, and the sweetest ~~ love story ever told." Prices—25, 50, 75c, and $1. Bristol and Usiion Steel Rods, Fish Lines, Reels, Hooks, Bait Pails, Landing Nets, And all kinds ot Tackle at BOLICH BRDS,, [i HARDWARE Cards For Sale. Valley Record has in [stock dhe following card signe: Rons Fstey organ and North Rlmer avenue, At my garden, good sammer eablx at3:per hed in lots of 25 or m Cauliflowers cugimhire, sweet pep ete, for male. G. H. Morley, Landing, near Morley's mills plas casn & "wee of Wo rT Bl teat a Wanted. Girl for general ly of three. $150 per required, 620 South Main who can stay at home Raoquire 503 Lincoln preferred. = An outside man. Enquire at Packer, hospital. At ounce four good men who wader. stand t walk Davis, 406 Olive steost = THE For Rent I Seg Tngaire E e Talmadge, * eu Rooms for rent, corner i and Bensley street, Milltown, 89-5 with its accompany monthly payments. Stevens, Sayre, or J. 8S, street, Athens, EE Tre Block, 8 Maer a Ge Ch Two offices for reat ia the Page block, . Subscribe for The Record. (In affect May 13, 1906.) Wi rads bins. Sanday only. Sx ho og Br eid ET EE at, To . -