1 Tee mamiomaL san OF SAYRE. Ospital - $50,000.00 Surplus - $12,000.00 We solicit your Banking basi- ness, and will pay you three per eent. interest per annum for money loft on Certificate of Deposit or Savings Account. The department of savings is a special feature of this Back, all deposits, whether large small, draw the same rate interost. BH. N. SAWTELLE, Oashier. The Valley Record J.H. MURRELLE, | Publisher. T. CAREY, Editor. -_ Published every y altarucon except Sun- Jay Murrelle's Printing Office, Sayre, i i WHEN BUD DID DO HIS WORK “Pud Sammons, who flagged for | Charley Corey, was a good fellow ™ said the fat enkinecer, “but the work seem to get set right Bud was always chores, which was One night when Charley's fast freight was runnin’ ahead of No 12 they had to stop up on the carve by hotboxes Accordin’ to the rules 'n’ ethics of the railroad game it was up to Bud to take red lanterns, walk back 37 tele per month, known ca application, 1 at the postoffice at Sayre, Pa, Bh e Act of Congress of March 8, be ee ee “All the news that's it to to print” TUBSDAY, AUGUST in, 1 Free Free writes that a free sample bottle of Bloodine her when she was all ran down. loodine is hody builder snd system tonic of wonderful merit, aad I'yoa have not tried it, yoa shoald todsy. The greatest systsm Toale in the world. Sick Kidasys are pos sivoly omred Bloodin®, 83d by C Dries. yre. $1.25 to Sylvan Beach and Return Valley Railroad will sell y, July 1st and syey) San- ok antil Sept. Sth, clreta i on all trains od only. See Lehigh Tick- frre for further particulars. 46 Old Home Week at Ithaca The Lehigh Valley Rullroad will sell tickets at low fares August 12d to 20th, inclasive. Fare ots Sayre $1 650, Tok. good going and retarniog on a except the Black Diamond Ex. limited for retarn util Angust Bee Lehigh Valley Ticket Agente for further particulars. $6.60 to Toronto, Ont and cRtturs. The Lehigh Valley Railroad : make a special rate of one fare for the round trip to Toroato, account Can- dian National Exhibition, August 27 to Beptember 10. Tickets to be sold Au. 27th to September Sth inclusive; mited for return to September 11th, inclusive, and will be good golog aod re: turning on all trains except the Black Dismond Exprass, within th+ prescribed limit. See Le ~high Valley Ticket Ageats for further particulars. 81 $5.65 to Jamestown, N. Y, and Return. The Lehigh Valley Railroad will make a special rate of ooe fare for the round trip to Jamestown, acconnt Firemen's Association of New York, August 20-24, 1908, Tickets will be sold August 18 to 23; limited for return to August 25th inclusive, and will be good going and returning on all trains except toe Black Diamond Express, within the pr actited limit. Ses Lebigh Valley cket Agents for fucther particulars, 81 $8.20 to Atlantic City and Re- turn, secount hah a Valley Rallroad excursions, A , 17,81, 1908. The Lehigh Valley AT will sell tickets on above dates to the Sea Shore, good for 15 days with stop-over at Philadel- in either or both directions within #. Tickets good on all trains ex. @apt the Black Diamond Express. For tralo service and complete information soe Agents Lehigh Valley Railroad. 73 Week-Bad Outings On Saturday and Sandays from June 80th 10 Baptonb er 30th, the Lehigh Val- Jey Rallroad will sell excursion tickets in] New York nis alow fares, will provide over y outings st a minimum SO far rnd fares. rally to ticket an agents for pare 40-of ar 6sc to VanEtten and Return The Lehigh Valley Rallroad will make rates and sell tickets to Van August 256th, ascount Soldiers and Sallors pienle. Tickets going Au- With; un til Aangust 26th ve, on all trains except the Black Plamond Express. See Lehigh Valley . Tekst Agents for farther particalarm.77 $1.38 to North Fair Haven and Return Ya Railroad will sell ist and San- Bept. #th. chets 1 guess Bud thought they would gel coin’ again In a minute At any rate, he didn't take the trouble lo go back, 'n’ with a rush 'n’ a roar No 12 came flyin’ along ‘n° made A noise like a bad accident against the rear end of Corey's train When they got things straightened out a bit they found Bud Sammons layin’ In a heap under the platform of the caboose, dead. His indifference to a little bit of work had cost him his life A few nights after that [I was comin’ east with No. 12, makin’ the fast time for which 1 am noted, when on the track ahead of me, up by Joy's woods, | saw a little yellow circle of light, 'n’ in the center of this eir cle a man was wavin' his arms over his head, all possessed. Rememberin’ the accident to No 12, 1 immediately gave two answerin’ toots on the whis tle, shut off steam ‘an’ slowed up pre paratory to stoppin’ “1 declare to man, when we got down near to the circle it faded n’ disappeared. 1 couldn't see any trace of the man who was sigual'n’ me to stop. I felt-as foolish as a hen when she finds out she's been sellin’ on white doorknobs “When I got phy sald, In an awed volce “id you see 117 “Sure What was it¥ * “Why, that's Bud Sam mons sperrit as a scoopful of canal on ‘em goin’ again. Mur stepped over to my elbow 'n | savs he says us 1 ever put a fire. 1 sup pose Bud's sperrit got to worryin the accident caused by his careless ness nn’ Just cant Keep away from the railroad track ‘‘A brace of poohs for yours, says I. ‘Who ever heard tell of such a thing?” The thing appeared to more than one crew, nevertheless, ‘nn’ little knots of the boys whenever they got togeth- er In the bunkrooms ‘nn’ roundhouses would get to discussin’ it. One of ‘em would say “‘Sure enough | saw it with my two eves 'n’ | just passed the color blind examination, too An’ the word was passed aroun’ that strange noises could be heard emanatin’ from Joy's woods by any- one who had sand enbugh to stop 'm’ listen Well, sir, the boys were gettin’ all wrought up 'n’ It was sure up to somebody to get adjacent to what was goin’ on there in the vicinity of Joy's woods. On my next trip comin’ through on No 12 1 was just hittin’ up there for all | was worth by Joy's woods, but just as we came aroun’ the curve there was Bud's shadow on the job goin’ through his calisthenics I ljooked at my watch to see If my po sition as to the time card would ad. mit of me stoppin’ for a spiritual seance ‘n’ settle the thing then ‘on’ there “With a sigh, perhaps of regret, or I suppose some knockers would call it a sigh of rellef, | saw that we were ten minutes late 'n’ couldn't stand any tamperin’ with shades | had just made this decision, put on more steam, not to hurry by the haunted spot, oh, no, just merely to make up time, when zip the alr brakes were set from some cause ‘0’ we came to a stop in a circle of such bright light that it blinded me When F got so | could see | burst right out laughin’ The mystery of Bud Sammon’ ghost was solved “What | saw in front of me through an openin’ in the lrees was a negro camp meetin’ with the leader stand in’ up on a platform in front of a big row of bright lights, the colored brethren In the congregation a-groan in’ ‘nm’ goin’ on accordin’ to the ex tent they were moved -by the spirit When the wind was In the right direc tion it would blow the limbs of the trees apart ‘n’ the bright lights be hind the leader of the camp meetin’ threw hia shadow out over the track. “Of course as he warmed up In the workout he threw his arms up 'n down over his head, makin’ many fancy shadows out on the rallroad track. When the wind died down 'n the Hmbs stopped movin’ the shadow would be shut out. Altogethér it had a willo' the wisp effect “An air brake hose had burst, caus in’ our train to stop, but we oon got things straightened out ‘n° were away from ihe camp meetin’ grounds. The ghost was settled, however, ‘0’ | hope it will be a spell before we have an other scare, as It's rackin’' on my nerves "—N. ¥. Sun sitio over Condor a High Fiyer. The condor can fiy at a height of FRANK RB WOOD, Repreassatative left at Grogg's Racket Store, Waverly. office st Sayre, Valley ‘phone 128X, The St. Martha's Guild of the Church of the Redeemer will hold a cake saleat I. A Williams' store on Thursday afternoon. 8g-2t home from Wilkes Barre, Mr. spending the day at Farrell's. Bell's office is taking a vacation. Mrs. Thomas Syracuse. Mrs. H. W. Gillette of Bingham ton is visiting her sister, Mrs H B. lagham. for Nantucket. first time this morning, Call at Lockerby's barber shop for fish bait. and hair cut for 25c. 8g 12t have returned to Waverly after spending some time near Wyalus- ing. E. D. Mixer and daughter, Mrs, morning. A number of members of the Valley Shriners association wen! annual picnic. James Magargel of Muncy Val Sonestown, Pa, were married by Judge Hoagland yesterday after noon, T. F. Carmody and J P Falsey went to Utica this morning to at A. O H. which will be held there all this week, Mr and Mrs. Anthony Hem- street celebrated the oth anniver- sary of their weddiag last cvening at their home on Waverly street A supper was served and a num. present. ees A number ol young ladies ar rayed themselves in male attire last evening, and it is said that they made very good looking men, 1a fact much better than the usual run of masculine humanity. It went went to call en them and precipitat- ed a stampede. —————— op p— ei. THREW HIM OVER FENCE Waverly—A certain and well known young man has a colt of which he is justly proud mean trick last Sunday. The ani- whoa, etc. neighborhood of Lockwood when the colt evidently got tired of his his dsiver, fence paralleled the road, and this scemed a good place to rid himself of the incumbrance so he tossed him over the fence. The young fellow got back over the fence and felt'deeply humiliated but in due time he recaptured the colt. Million For Noise. For its. white population, South Af rica Is perhaps the greatest market In the world for musical Instruments. It spends for them $1.000000 a year, half of which is for plano Happy Thought. “Cremation Is good,” wrote the It. tle girl tu the examination, “because the person might only be in a swoon, and if he Is burned he cannot re cover.” Composition of Sealing Wax. Sealing wax Is not wax, nor does ft contain a single particle of wax It fs made of shellac and resin melted with turpentine Low Wages In Japan, In Japan #n unskilled laborer gets 15 cents a day, and the highest skilled labor 60 cents for a 12-hour day, The Valley Shrine Association is enjoying an outing at Sheldrake, N.Y, today. A large number of the Sayre members went along. The Porter band will meet at the Presbyterian church tomorrow morning at 11 o'clock to take cars for their day's outing at Spanish hill. Should the weather be in- clement it will be postponed indefi- nitely. Want ads inserted by persons not having a ledger account with The Record must be paid for when ordered printed. We positively cannot charge want ads indiscrim~ inately—the expense of bookkeep- ing and collecting is entirely out of proportion to the amouat involy- ed in the transaction. W. C. T.U. MEDAL CONTEST There will be a silver medal con- test at the Milltown chapel this evening at 8 o'clock. A fine pro-~ gram has been prepared and some very interesting papers will be read Admission free, but a silver collection will be taken, a ————————— Williams’ Kidney Pills Have you neglected your Kideys? Have you overworked your nervous s tem and caused trouble with your Kld- neys and Bladder? Have you pains in the loins, side, back, ins and blad- der? Have you a flabby appearance of the face, especially ander the eyea? Too uent desire to pass urine? If so Williams’ Kidney Pills will cure Sample Free. By mall 50e. Sold by Williams Mrg. Co., Props Cleveland, . O. Bold by C. M. Driggs, druggist, Excursions ERIE RAILROAD. $1.00 to Portage and retarn Thurs- day, Aug. 30th, account New York Dragoons 89 3.50 to New York and return Satur- day, Aug. 25. 1] $7.75 to New Yorkand retarn Ade 20th, good b days. $3.50 to New York and return i urday, Aug. 25th. Special train leaves Waverly 10:49 p. m. 87 $1.25 Shohola Glen or Port Jervis and return Sunday, Aug 26th. Special train leaves Waverly 8:21 a. m 87 Jamestown or Chautanqua passengers lease note that the Erie Railroad Co. 8 now running a vestibule coach dally on their train one through to Jamestown without change of ears, 70 For farther particalars apply to Erie Ticket Agent, J. W. Clark. Bloodine Liver Pills. Cure shronic Constipation. 25c a Box. Sold by C. M. Driggs, Sayre Bristol and Union Steel Rods, Fish Lines, Reels, Hooks, ONE DAY ONLY. | itself to be sent the newest and latest novelties in Circas Divertisement, Line Acts than all other shows ¢ )mbined. Fouaded oa the Russo-Japanese War— PEACE : handsomely caparisoned horses, elephants and other led animals. The Dashing Diving, Devil Wagon's Fateful Flight nating, fearful, furore creating sensation. and 1s worth it. Holds the andience spellbound, and seads the audience away tingling with excitement. preeminent Viennese sensations—The Fearful, flitting flights and topsy turvy turns in mid air on bic yclea—A revelation in courageous cleverness. Bait Pails, Tackle at New Arenic Attractions From Everywhere ! Presented in three rings, on two stages in mid air, and upon a huge hip- podrome racing track, under the largest tent ever constructed 100 ACTS BY 300 WORLD FAMOUS ARTISTS 1200 people —500 horses —5 trains of cars—12 acres of tents —three herds of performing elephants —100 cages of rare wild beasts —Only herd of girafles—liecord making aerial congress —Hero horsemen and superb horsewomen — Acrobatic marvels of two hemispheres — Special children’s circus— Forty funny clowns—-Biggest man on earth — Smallest people that live—Scandinavian Gypsy dancers and musicians—HReal Roman hippo- drome — Racing glories of all ages— Champion high jumping and leaping equine tournaments— Priceless high school horses. All told, A Great Big Circus of Great and Big Features Two performances daily, st 2 and 8 p. m. Doors open one hour earliec for | f a tour of the menagerie, museums, and special displays and for the enjoy- juan} of the grand promenade concerts by Carl Olair's famous military General Admission, Including seat with foot rest, 50c. Children Under webs. Reserved and private box seats extra, according to location. All tickets are numbered and havo coupons ‘attached. Private box and reserved seals ron sale show day at D. 8. ANorus & Co's Praxo & Music Broun, 128 . Desmond street, and on the grounds at the hours of opening. All tickets long nard Block, Athens, Pa. There will be no street parade. Incidentally a new and sensational free a.m. and 5 p.m. daily. ou all flavors, soft , fresh fruit, nice fresh candy, fancy candy boxes, low p Peanuts and popcorn day. 120 Desmond St BIRDS! BIRDS If you are thinki bird of any kind, I Hartz Mountain Canaries and rots just reccived, and get before you send away and get one you can't see before you buy. All canaries guaranteed singers or will be exchanged at any time, Have = some bargains in capes. R. A. HOLCOMB, 423 Keystone Ave, Sayre, Pa. Estey organ and piano case tu 808 North Elmer avenue, avr. med Clark street, Wa SE Ten room house and Savers) botikes aud, lott for sis Ju doe sirable locations in Tee W i of W. 6. gat purchasers, Athens, ne Wanted. Girl for general housework Ini a fash ly of three, $2.50 per week. References Tequiced, 620 South Main street, Ath or hen for guaseal Nr who can stay at hom: no a profarind. RBnquire 503 Lincoln stre-t. An outaids man. Raquire at Fant haspital. Experienced dining room ppl One capable of taking charge. eT Sandy position. Apply at the At once four good men who = stand eemeat walk building. Davis, 408 Olive street, For Rant Two small offices, ons room with bath, suitable for gentleman. Inquire H. R, Talmadge. 8 Rooms for rent, corner Third and Bensley street, Milltown 80-5 For sale or rent—A six room house with its accompanying lot Fog ue monthly payments. Appl a Stevens, Sayre, or J. S, street, Athens, My house and baru, S40 Clark atren, Waverly. Ten rooms, all modern im- provements. A.J. Lester. 76-e0d 06 Hor rent, olliae fooms 1a the Whetlouk Block. (x Two offices for rent in tha Gi Page hlook. ALL LEHIGH VALLEY R. R: Hevea Moy 13am) Trains leave Sayre as follows: RAATBOUND. & M. uM Belly for Towanda, Tuak- 1% Allen es-RalTe, Manch: Shik Aneniows: Sethichem. Mew ALM nia for Towanda, Tunkhas- nock, Pittston, Wilkes-Basre, Glen Sum- a Soriage.d rh ov, A. . dey ¢ apA.M) ok dane b; Et ew Albus) Olaer, Towands, iow la: ais Muimpar itioniag tates. 3 Hy avert TEA A. ar Dally for 8:00 i wl Jes Base, he oalt w Haven, Pens Haven Joni Chank Allentown, Beth New York, ade'phia, Paltimore and Washlagtou. s 10: PET for Athena, Milam, ville, Meshoppen and fr hem Mew York, Mines Tht slew Sell > - Ftislos.. Wiikes Bare, Olen Sem Hie Sok. Bios ana Wes ay CB . M.) Week Howeein, MT PEER ilk, Trine Fin |i : EEE Billi= ats Tor J 11:00 fms a : rs aie: Se 3:40 =e M. Dally Hor gh Borgen 55 iss aan o18 far St M. Ss fox Rhtca, 10 tele peti Sei B;36 des a RA Falls, Detroit, Chicago, at rth AUBURN DIVISION. ! 130 folic te AN ATE Se tn en Tl wed