ITO The Valley Record J. H, MURRELLE, Bditor aad Pablisher Elta wxery sheers ocrs es. 838 Marsslie's Printing Office, Sayre, — ' $3.00 per year; 15 cents Entered as second-class matter May marl! ihe | ostolios at epee Buy ““All the news that's fit to print’ THURSDAY, AUGUST 9, 1908 An Ethnological Mystery. On St. Nicholas island. near the south coast of California, explorers have unearthed the remains of pre historic glants—seven and a half foot ers, many of them, and with massive skuil bones. Their thick headedness may have falled to save them from the tomahawks of a Modoc surprise party. One thing only Is certain: They did not succumb to atmospheric hardships. The climate is the most pleasant of the North Pacific Take Good Company Along. Distraction of mind will prevent walking making you tired If you “Bave & companion, and your chat is ‘of real Interest, you will find ten miles less tiring than five, each step of which Is accompanied by the con- selousness that you are making It Bolitary walking is sometimes better thas walking in company, the one thing necessary being that the walker is thinking bard or Is really interest- od in what he sees, Fatherly Advice A representative In congress has a son who was recently nominated for 8 state office, ou which occasion the old man proceeded to give him some advice. “Now, Dick.” he said, earnest. 1y, “Just lean a little toward every. thing. Be round, commit yourself to anything. Be round, Dick: be per pectly round, like a junk bottle, and just dark enough =o that nobody can “see what's In you—and you'll get along.” Recitations by Phonograph. . Bloce the beginning of the year a phonograph has been used In the theological facuity of the University of Vienna. Prof. Swoboda, the head of the faculty, had noticed that while reciting the students always made the Same mistakes. It then struck Mm ~ that by means of a phonograph thelr mistakes might be demonstrated to them in a striking manner. The re sults exceeded al! expectations. A Woman's Revenge It Is perfectly incomprehensible Bow man can go on wearing the clothes he does. how he can balance on Bis head a buge black jam pot with a ledge to it, incase his limbs In Jong. tight sacks of dingy hue and . Wear round his manly throat something resembling a shining metal band Every new fashion for man that Comes out appears tc me uglier than the last.—Spinster A Large Country. Siberia contains one-ninth of all the land on the globe. Creat Britain and all Burops, except Russia, tog: ther with the whole of the United States, could be put into Siberia. x % Use Liquid Food " In France It is 5 penal offense to Zive any form of solid food to babies under A year old, unless it be pre scribed in writing by a properly guall- fled medical man. London's Night Workers. Including policemen, press-men, Bakers postal employes and market at least 120000 people are all night In London. Dangerous to Self. : eansot kill time without hart- bs 3 Ho Valley. WAVERLY FRANK E WOOD, Represeatative . News and advertising matter may be | loft at Gregg's Racket Store, Waverly. | After 12 o'clock noon call the main | office at Sayre, Valley ‘phone 138X. : 4 N. P. IL excursion to Elmira | Wednesday, Aug. 15, via Eric. 72 H. M. Weaver is moving to El mira today. Miss Bertha Morgan is spending ‘the day with Owego’friends. Adolph Uager spent yesterday at Fernll's cottage at Smithboro. E. J.Campbell, E C VanAtta and John M. Jolls went to Elmira this morning. Mrs. Briggs, wife of Rev. Go. A. Bnggs, left this morning for Hancock, N Y. Mrs. Thomas Keeler of Hickory street 1s visiting her father William Eilison at North Barton. Mrs Ami Kinney of New York is visiting at the home of Mrs. Topping of Waverly street. N. P. L excursion to Eldridge park Wednesday, August 15, via Erie. Full particulars later. 2 Mr. and Mrs. Wellington Fergus son welcomed a baby girl into their home in Caldwell avenue last night. Mr. and Mrs Bert Tozer enter- tained 25 of their Waverly friends on the Herrick lawn, Athens, las* evening. ee Mrs. W. E Moore, Mrs. W. P. Stone and Mrs, S. L Rnssell left this morning for a several days’ ‘tay at Lily Dle. —— tt Arthur Ellis trustee for the Ellistown district school has en« gaged Mrs. Wm Hunt as teacher for the coming year Two special trains morning an afternoon, Wednesday, August 15 to Eldridge park, N. P. L excur- sion, via Erie. 72 Miss Virgie Canoll will entertain a company of her young lady friends at her home on Chemung street this afternoon and evening. Watson Sliter a few days ago by mistake rubbed carbolic acid on his leg instead of liniment and as a cons: quence he is confined to his home Prof, Howard C. Conant, former ly a teacher in the Waverly high school and for several years past principal of the Elmira Free Acad emy, is visiting friends here. Next year he will teach at Holyoke, Mass, Mr. and Mrs, Frederick Snook of Pennsylvania avenue, this morn- ing sent out the announcements of the marjiage of their daughter, Grace Louise, to Harold Lindsey of Athens. The young people were married July 14. - Blanche Strauss and Grace Fren- denheimer of Elmira and Miss Ester Stone of Albany were the guests of the Misses Unger at Fer- rill's yesterday. This morning the Misses Unger accompanied the young ladies to Elmira where they will spend a couple of days, STORE BURCLARIZED Waverly—W., C. Farley's gros cery store was again entered by thieves last night who climbed over the front transom. About in the past few weeks that this has cceurred, ——e ————— — morning while employed at the en- trance of the marrows by the new trolley company. He was dumping a load of dirt and stood in front of his team when the horses became frightened by the whistle of a loco - motive and started to run Mr. Hoxsie was knocked down and two wheels of the heavy wagon passed over him bruising his back and the cartilage of his nbs, He was carried to his home on Broad street in an unconscious condition, and Dr. Carpenter summoned The doctor says that if internal injuries do not develop he will be out in a few days. WOMAN STOPPED RUNAWAY Waverly—The delivery horse for Perry's Fair became frightened on Broad street this morning and ran up Broad street, creating considers able excitement Several people tricd to stop it but it remained for Mrs, Wm. Stanley to succeed. The horse had slackened its speed when it reached her home near Pine street and she ran out and grasped the bndle. —— tt. PERRY--LAWRENCE Waverly—Rollin Perry and Miss Grace Lawrence, two of Waverly's best ‘known and popular young people, were married Aug. 1st at the Baptist parsonage by the Rev, Geo. A. Briggs. They were at- tended by Mr. and Mrs. Harry Ingham. Yesterday they took up their residence on Howard street And That's the Limit, Some wise suv «ald there was noth ing equal to the hb d of a scorned woman. This fellow probably never rubbed up arainst sons of the sore- head politicians and heard them ex- press their opinion of the men whom they blamed for kicking them out of the public trough —Fargo Forum. tre Ginger Beer, Pour a gallon of bolling water on one pound of loaf sugar, half an ounce of ginger, and one ounce of cream of tartar When nearly cold add a table spoonful of yeast. Strain. bottle, and in six hours It will be ready for use If root gimger is used, boil it In the water for 20 minutes Trouble for Nothing. To smuggle a human skeleton Into Canada from Detroit a medical stu dent dressed it in female attire and, seating It by his side In a buggy, crossed over the boundary line. After he got safely into his house he learned that there is no custom duty ou skele tons Plain Entertaining. Folk In “society” are now entertaln- Ing on a plalner scale. They ask fewer friends at a time, but have more parties." There Is not the osten tatious competition that there has been, and “crushes” are no lounger nec- essary to the popularity of a hostess. A Bodkin Substitute, A small safety pin makes a very good substitute for a bodkin when that useful but elusive article makes its absence felt, as it usually chooses to do at the very moment you're set- tiling to run ribbons and tapes io the plies of laundered underclothes. Queensland's Valuable Asset. As a national asset Queensland's 40,000 600 acres of forests have been set down by experts at £100,000,0600 Nevertheless, up till a few years since nearly all the soft woods used In the state were Imported—mostly from America German Humor, An ash tray from Germany contains this warning “Defllement of the room by ash of cigars Is forbidden to the severest Anyone who, notwith. standing, makes gullty of such a one will he punished irrevocably by house arrest.” * Week Ead Outings On Saturday and Sundays from June 80th to September 30th, the Lehigh Val- ley Railroad will sell exearsion tickets locally in New York state at low fares, which will provide over Banday outings at a minimom cost for railroad fares, This arrangement applies generally to points in New Fork state St ot Jennys, Ask Leh tic ots par- igh age Ont 75¢ to Elmira and Return Th» Lehigh Valley Raliroad will sell tickets August 13th, Special tealn stop- ping at Eldridge Park in both direc- tions. Leaves Hayreat 8:05am; ve tarning leaves Elmirs at 6:00 p.m. Tick- ota good ieg and retarning only on aed rl, ps date of issue. See Le- high Valley Ticket agents for farther particulars. 68 $4.50 to Toronto, Ont, and Re- Sm, Adocut} Le! valley Ballrud excursion, Aecoun ict mp L. V.R. R. will sell TARE me | G. C. Hollon of Towanda was in Sayre today. * Hon. Robert Edmiston of Milan was in town today, Miss Helen Balliet went to Mauch Chunk today. Miss Edith Thompson went to Towanda this morning, Dr. E P. Lyons of Franklindale was calling on Sayre friends yes- terday. Mrs. E A Everitt of Burlington, Pa, is visiting her son, Dr. J. E. Everitt, | Mr. and Mrs. Clarence Havens, | Keystone avenue, are in Elmira for a few days. A —— a c— George Grace and wife of Jersey City are visiting F. B. Edwards Chestnut street. Mrs J. E Everitt and two chil dren have returned-home after two weeks’ visit at Elmira. rm mn — Mrs. C. L. Stephens, who has been seriously ill for some time past, is somewhat better, Dr. and Mrs. Clarence Merrill of Lopez are visiting friends and rela- tives in Sayre and vicinity, Miss Margaret Sheffer of the Mercy hospital at Wilkes-Barre is visiting at the home of Chief Walsh, Miss Amy LaMont, who has been visiting relatives in Sayre for several months, returned to her home at West Stockbridge, Mass., today. Ralph Adamy of the West Sayre drug store, went into camp this morning on the Chemung river ncar the point, and will remain for a week. Samuel Young came to Sayre today from St. Louis, Ma. He has been away from Sayre for the past year, and will return to St. Louis about Aug. 18, W. H. Brooks, local agent for the Uaited States Express Com-s pany, went to West Brighton, N J. today. During his absence his place will be filled by Lewis E Field. Special Rates For Old Home Week at Spencer. The Lehigh Valley Railroad will sell tickets at low fares Augast 12th to 18th inclusive. Fare from Sayre 80¢, Tickets good going aod retarniog on all trains eccept the Black Diamond Express, limited for return un- til Aogust 19.h, iaclasive. Definite in- for nation can be obtained of Ticket Agents 77 Personally Conducted G. A. R. Train The Erie Railroad will have a person- ally conducted train to Minoeapolis August 11th, account of G. A. R. Na- tional Encampment, made up of day coaches, tourist and standard sleepers, train running through without ehange. For rates and other information, inquire of any Erie Ticket Agent, or write J, H. Webster, Division Agent, Elmira. 03-19 —————— i ——— $1.50 to Syracuse and Retutn The Lehigh Valley Rallroad will sell tickets Sunday, August 12th. Special train in both directions, Leaves Sayre at 7:00a. m.; returning leaves Syracuss at 8:00 p.m. Tickets good going and returning on special train on dats of sale only, See Lehigh Valley Ticket Agents for farther particulars. 66 Excursions ERIE RAILROAD. $7.75 to New York and retarn Aug. 29th, good 5 dayn. 73 10 day excursion to Saratoga and Lake George, $5.00 from Waverly via Erie R.R. July 14th and Aug 18th. 48 75c to Binghamton and return, Sunday, Aug. I2, and each alternate Sunday thereafter. Tickets good leav- ing Waverly at 7:62 and 10:38 a.m. 25 Holders of G. A. R. Excursion Ticketa to Minneapolis will be ted a ten day stop over at Chicago on return trip if desired. 87 Jamestown or Chautauqua passengers ease note that the Erie Railroad Co. s now running a vestibule coach daily on their train one through to Jamestown without change of cars. 70 For farther gattioulant apply to Rrie Ticket Agent, J. W. Clark. Subscribe for The Record. Sewer Sealed proposals will be received by the Borough Clerk until 6 o'clock p. m., August 15, 1008, for the construction of approximately the following trunk line sewer, including all labor and material. 4,708 feet 24-inch pipe. 1,128 feet 2%ineh pipe. 1.045 feet 18 inch Pires The Town Council reserves the right 10 Fejest Ab and all bide. A certified ec for A payable to the Borough Treasurer, must proposal. ki ; i - il i i v 5 5 - £1 i: PF - E or Deabroaseg streets Pp, m., Jersey City 10:00. No bag- ' will be checked on thes tickets rand rtonity to visit New York Seas at a minimem cost. Amusements at Island this Joa greater than ever; all opers- Bee Lehigh Valley Ticket ta for further particulars, Ase $3.00 to ‘Buffalo and Niagara Falls and retarn, account Lehigh Valle Railroad excursion, August oo. 1908. Account above excarsionthe L. V. RL R. will sell tickets good going August Oth with final limit Angust 10th. Tickets good on all trains exeept the Black Diamond Express. For farther partiou- lars see Lehigh Ticke: Agents. 7 National Encampment G. A. R., Minneapolis Oa acconat of the above event, the Erie Railroad will ran a personally con- dacjed train, composed of day coaches, tourist and standard Pallman ing Passcoger Agent, Eimira: Nv. fog pao aasenger Yn ticalars AT 2% S35e g Piles! Piles! Piles! Dr. Williams’ Indian Pile Ointment will care Blind, Bleeding, Uloerated and Itching Pilea, It absorbs the tumors, aliaye the itching at once, acts as a poaltice, gives instant relief, De. Wil- Liam's I Pile Ointment is prepared for Piles and Itching of the private parta. Every box is guaraateed. Sold droggists, by mail, for 50c and $1.00, illiams Mr'g. Co, Prop's, Cleveland, O. Formale by C. M. Driggs, druggist. Ordinance No. ¢6. Authorizing the construction of a public sewer beginning at the west bank of the Susquehanna river about eight hundred feet soath of Sayre Water Com- banys pumping station, and extending westerly over the lands of the Consoli- dated Real Estate Company and the lands of the Lehigh Valley Railroad Company to Lehigh aveaue; thence northerly on Lehigh avenae to Hayden street; thence westerly on Hayden street to Desmond street; thence north- erly on Desmond street to Lehigh ave- nue; thence northwesterly om Lehigh avenue to Cayuga street; thence wester- ly on Cayuga street to Wilbur avenue, in the Borough of Sayre, Penn'a. See. 1. Be it ordained by the Bargess and Town Council of the Bora, of Sayre, aod it is hereby ordained by the aathor- ity of the same: That believing it to be for the general health and pablic welfare of the citizens of sald borough, that a system of publie sewers be adopted and the same is hereby adopted for said bor- ough. Beginning at a point at the west bank of the Susquehanna river about eight hundred feet south of the Bayre Water Company's pumping station and extending in a westerly direction over the lands of the Consolidated Real Estate Company and lands of the Lehigh Valley Rail Company to Lehigh ave- nue; thenoe northerly on Lehigh avenue to Hayden street; thence westerly on Hayden street to Desmond street; thence northerly on Desmond street to Lehigh avenue; thence northwesterly on Lehigh avenue to Cayuga street; thence westerly on Cayuga street to Wilbur avenue, all in the Borough of Sayre, State of Peansylvaaia, in accord- ance with an Act of the General Assem- bly of Pennsylvania, approved May 15th, 1889, entitled “An Act to enable Bor- oughs to construct sewage systems, assess and collect the cost thereof:" and the cost thereof be paid by general tax- ation, by an assessment levied upon all the property subject to taxation in said borough. Said sewer to be constructed in accordance with the plans and speoi- fications made by Williams & Whitman, Inc., dated Sep, 1, 1005, as to size of pipe, depths of trenches and grade. Bat to be so arranged as to take the surface drainage until such time as a Disposal Plant for the disposal of the sewerage may be required. Sec. 2. That all ordinances or parta of ordinances inconsistent herewith be and the same are hereby repealed, The foregoing Ordinance was unani- monsly adopted by the Sayre Borough Council at a meeting held Wn even- ing, August 6, 1908, GEO. H. LACEY, Attest President of Counell, H. H. MERCERREAU, Beoretary. Approved Avgust 9, 1908. WM, CROSS, 79 Burgess. sla |] Ordinance No. 97 An ordinance authorizing the increase of the indebtedness of the Borough of Sayre, Pa, by the sum of tweaty thou- sand dollars. Bec. 1, Be it ordained by the Burgess and Town Council of the Boro. of Sayre, Pa. and it is hereby ordained by the authority of the same: That twenty- five bonds of the denomination of one thousand dollars each, bearing interest at the rate of four per cent per annum, interest payable semi-annually, April 1st and October Ist, of cach and avery Jeu, at the office of the treasurer of sald rough, be issued. Said bonds to be nembered from ons to twenty-five, in- elasive, and bond No. 1, of od issue be made pantie on the 1st day of October 111, the rest of said bonds be paya- bl=, one each year on October 1st, ia the order of their number until all are paid. And that the proceeds derived from the sale of sald bonds b+ used for the par pose of paying off or rede ming five thousand dollars of the pr/sent Indebt- edness of said Borough, and so mach of the balance as may be necessary, shall ba used for the purpose of constructing the trunk line of a newer for the sewer system authorized to be constructed by said Borough. Sec. 1. That a tax of one mill on the dollar of the assessed valuation of the taxable property of said Borough, be and the s \me is hereby levied each and every year, commencing in 1907, for the ot of anid indebtedness and inter- line, the - ~, Sa 7t NE ; the Borough Council, for approval, and when the same shall be approved by sald committee, the said committee shall have the same engraved and prepared, and an order shall be drawn on the treasurer of said borough, to pay the expenses thereof, Sec. 4. Thatthe Bargeas of the said Borough of Sayre, is hereby authorized and empowered t) sign the said boads and coupons attached thereto, the same to be countersigned by the Secretary of the said Borough Coancil, who shall af- fix the corpirate seal of said Borough thereto, Sec. 5. That the Finance Committee of the said Borough Council, is hereby authorized and empowered to advertise for bids for the sale of said binds and also to sell the same to the highest bid- der or bidders, at a price not less than the par value the Seo. 8, That all bonds issued by vir- tae of this ordinacce and the Acts of Assembly authorizing the same ghall be and bacome a part of the funded debt of the maid Borough of Sayre, and for the payment of the principal of the said bonds, and the semi-annual interest ac- craing thereon, the faith, homor and credit of maid Borough of Sayre, are hereby pledged. Sec. 7. That ordinances No. 95, pass- ed July 4, 1908, entitled “An Ordinance aathoriziog the increase of tha indebt- edness of the Borough of Sayre, Pa." be and the same is hereby repealed. The foregoing ordinance was unani- mously ado by the Sayre Borough Council at a regular meeting held Mon- day evening, August 8, 1900, GEO. H. LACEY, Attest President of Couneil. H. H. MERCEREAU, Bec . Approved August 2. 1008. 77 WM, CROSS, Burgess. LOOMIS OPERA HOUSE 7 Nights, 3 Matinees COMMENCING SATURDAY EVENING, AUC. 11 Matinees — Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. Supported By MISS MARGUERITE FIELDS And an Excellent Company Pre- senting Saturday Eve—' ‘The Christian" Other Plays to Be Presented: “Othello,” “A Gentleman of France," “Camille,” “The Eternal Oity,"” “David Garrick,” “The Cherry Pickers.” Prices—Matinees, 10c, 20c. Evenings, 10, 20 and 30c. Ladies Tickets issued for Saturday Evening at 15¢ Limited to 300. Advance sale Thursday at West Un- ‘ion Telegraph Office. M. PROCAS CGonfectio ery Store Nice clean ice cream parlor. Best in town. Best cream, best soda, all flavors, soft drinks, fresh fruit, nice fresh candy, fancy candy boxes, low prices. Peanuts and popcorn fresh every day. 120 Desmond St. best that a KA 2 2 7 h} 7 id Jl Nd A.].GREEN CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER. JOHN ©. PECKALLY, DEALER IN Foreign and Domestic Fruits. Pure Olive Oil for medical Macaroni at 6, 8 and 106 per No gq Elizabeth St.,, Waver'v AS pis H. H. Mercereau, Attorney-at-Law Notary Public Special attention to Pension Valley Phone 11 X, 13 Damaond Hireet. I. L. BENJAMIN, Painter, Decorator aad Paperhanger. Residence: —130 Spruce St. Athens, Pa, Maynard, Maynard & Schrier Attorneys and Counselors. —— M. P. A Block, Sayre, Pa. May- Girl for general housework in a fami- ly of three. $1.50 per week. References required. 620 South Main street, Ath- ens. 79-m* A competent cook at good Inquire at Record office. 74 o At once four good men who under stand cement walk building. Bimoa Davis, 408 Olive street. 75 Wanted —A lady to canvass and take orders, Address G. T. L., care The Reo ord, Bayre, stating experience. 73-8 For Bale. Lot on North Hopkins ttreet, near Lockhart. Cheap for cash. DD. N. Bentley. 70.8¢ My bome 540 Clark street, Wa N.Y. Ten room house and barn, modern improvements, Oct. 1st. Reason for sell . Lester, Full blooded Cocker Address M. E. Baldwin, R.F. D. No. 2 we, K8 Several houses and lota for sale in de sult purchasers, in oe. Ww. & Schrier, Maynard Mock, Athens. 80¢ For Rent Half of double house to vent to man and wife, Inquire of B, W. Cooper St., Athens, My house and barn, 540 Clark Waverly. Tea rooms, all modern A. J. Lester, Two small offices, one room with ba suitable for gentleman, ; For offer ronma tn pRGE rans, in the n