Store Closes Daily at 6 P. M. Except Saturday and Two Evenings After L.V. R. R. Pay. IF YOU FAIL TO PICK UP THE SPECIALS To say nothing of our regular offerings, you miss a point in economy. These are Saturday and Monday Values. Wash Suits and Frocks | Flags Flags Flags For Girls of All Ages For the home, business house or grave of the fallen With a bound this dey irtment has jumped unto hero. You will want to decorate on Memorial day > mer and we are fitting out lots of families We have them various priced from 3c per dozen to from infants to grown up girls Prices you will $15each Sizes2in x 31n inocotton to 121 x be willing to pay and selections you will be glad 20 ft 10 wool to get. ¥ iN White Stockings in Demand Infants, children's and ladies s! lace and lisle, 15¢ to 39¢ STREET Flo Shoe Department Canvass oxfords for big and little people 75c, $1.00, $1.25 $135 and §1 50 Saturday and Monday offer on Men's high and low shoes. Tan, gun metal, vic: and patent colt leathers. All $2.50 and 310 made by leading shee manulact ir supply at L this sale. Prices $260 and 30) STEEET ort and long isc * At a little less than two-third price and is of- fered for two days only. Saturday and Monday 7x9 10-wire Tapestry raza Regular $15.00 Fa ue, $11.00. 9x12 10-wire Taoe dry rugs. Reg- ular $22 00 value $170) 9x12 8 wire Tapestry rugs. Regalar $18.00 value $1400. These are duplicates, because we buyin balesof 3 of a kind But are here while they last 25Doz. Ladies’ Linen Collars On sale Saturday and Monday. Some are plain and some faggoted edge Regular 12c value, 7c STREET FLOOR TION Table 0il Cloth 20 pattern in colors and But goods ifelrs buy vi Special in Porch Chairs Often times sold for 8! 25 ‘Wash Belts For Saturday and Monday 25¢ values, 19¢ 50c values, Hammocks---36 Kinds HOW N4C NOTION SE 35¢ Goods of 1st quality, sold only Saturday and Monday at this price in any quantity Linoleum Offer In inlaid “A” quality 69 We buy on a jobbing basis, hence our offer will attract the thrifty buy- ers x w WOMAN AND CIGARS. BY VIOTOR A. HERMANN. CAREY, JUSTICE OF THE PEACE Ete was a plump litUue matron of some 30 summers and when the show case loungers in the corner Qligar em porium sighted her steeigray paddock it the doorway they all edged away frem the counter and appeared to be suddenly interested In the oriental Ithographs that came with the Egyp tian cigareties "] would ike to lock at some cl gars,” abv announced, as she placed her shopping Lag on the glass case “] wan! to make a little present to my busband ” Yes, maam =~ responded the young clerk with a low bow. “What—er—Iis bis favorite smoke?” “How is that?" ‘l mean does your husband prefer a mild, medium or strong cigar?” ‘l think he likes strong ones Some of those he smokes after supper are #0 strong that the neighbors ask if we are burning leaves in the back yard” Hm! They must be strong. How would these sult him? tention given to moving of The clerk drew a box from the show- 0. Household Goods, Safes case and displayed a row of handsome cigars, each bundle embellished with a yellow ribbon. I like the pretty ribbon,” sald the fair customer, slowly examining the {gars withr her gloved finger, “but | don't like the color of the tobacco Be there are horrid yellow specks | on them” Tbe clerk repressed a smile My dear lady,” he hastened, “don’t you kpow that those little spoils are Just what connoisseurs look for™ ‘No, never heard of such a thing | believe the cigars lmmve been damaged | Show me another box The obliging clerk reached for su- other brand and opened the box on | the showcase Here is something fine” he began But the prospective purchaser shook ber bead It is no use to show me those | don't like the picture on the inside of the cover” The clerk smiled and reached agother box Well, how about this make? Sure iy the picture pleases you this time Orders can be left at West Sayre Drug |... cons an old Cuban fort by Sir, bath phous; Ge ab the Erie street sunset You can take it off with warm 1 ya. ye, water and use it to decorate a screen.” COLEMAN NASSLER, There was a remote possiblifty timi CAFE Lh is no use” she wid, firmly. “I it with my own eyes’ Best of Everything nr ma'am?’ asked the mys | “Why, the word ‘Colorado.’ You Lockhart St. Ofee Maney & Page Block, Rooms formerly occupisd by the Iate Joba R. Murray, Office hours: 9 to 10a m.; 6:30 toB p,m. At other ti aes during day at Valley Racord office, sic LAWS & WINLACK, Attorneys and Counselors at Law. A GENERAL LAW BUSINESS TRANSACTED. LAWS' BUILDING, 219 DESMOND ST, Valley Phone 190-A, Sayre. LENIGN AWD SCRANTON COAL At the Lowest Possible Prices r— slides for cided on the old “Cuban fort” brand had she pot glanced at the end of the box But she did glance and all the suave clgar clerks iu town could not bave made her purchase those cigars | know that Havana cigars should not | be made in Colorado. | suppose you | think women are gredn at buying elgars.” But, madam—" hn is ne “a of 3eriag to soaviace me thal those cigars were not made ta Colorado Why, Isn't there the stamp on the box? Why don't you try to sell me some that were packed up in Connecticut and them claim that they are imported from Porto Rico?” The clerk sighed. He collected the open boxes and placed them back In the glass case “1 am sorry,” be said, in pepperisk tones. ‘that we don't seem to have any cigars suitable for your husband He must, Indeed, be a fastidious emeker.” The overparticular patron 414 not reply to this hidden thrust She swept up and down in fromt of the long glass cases and minutely exam- ined every box display Suddenly she pointed her slender finger toward a long box with am expression of tri umph “There is what [| want” she ex- claimed “Those real long cigars. | know they are just the kind that Henry smokes. He will be tickled to death if | present him with a box of those The clerk followed the direction of her finger and then laughed so loud that the yellow cat, asleep on the snuff jar, awoke with a start “What 1s so laughable?’ demanded the woman In the gray coat rather sharply “Nothing particular, madam.” bas- tened the clerk “1 was just thinking of a good joke | heard at the theater the other night about a woman se lecting clgars for her husband Do you really want those ” “1 certainly do. Don’t think that | don’t know good cigars when [| see them 1 know Heury will compli ment my judgment as soon as he ' smokes the first oue. Wrap them up, | please.” ! "One dollar unlineuine, ma'am,” | sald “That's right Thank you’ She gave Im a two-dollar note and | he returned her a copper ln change “And now you admit that | koow something about selecting cigars?’ she sald, with a winning little smile. “] do, indeed, maa'am,’ assured the clerk Very few would have selected the brand of smokes that you did” She placed the box under ber arm, and the next moment her steel-gray paddock had vanished in the crowded street Then the chronic loungers turned away from the oriental sigs rette lithographs | “What kind did she select? they asked In unison “Stogiles'!” roared the clerk. “Upon my word, she selected a box of stogles Preferred their looks te Havanas and Porto Ricos. Maybe it was the bar- galncounter price of $1.99 that at- tracted ber Say, I'd like to be around when the old man opens that box” And the clerk grinned and threw a ball of tinfoll at the yellow cat om the snuff jar"—N. Y. Timea m——— ——— Not Meet of Him, Origgs— Twas rash of Shakespeare sot to sign those moot plays If he wrote them. Brigss—'Twas rusher of Bacon Soman Transeript, Our schools will close June 8. Arch Maurice is in town for a few days. Dr. E B Joachim returned from | Alenowa last evening. Diton Phelps of East Smithfield | was greeting his Athens friends today. Keefe. Sheshequia this morning to spead the day. Miss Jesse Bullard of VanEtten 1s home to spend Sunday with her parents The signal system for the RF. DD postoffice boxes does not go into effect until July 1. Lem Clark and wife have been guests of ] M. Clark a short time returning home morning. Mrs. Arthur ‘Stevens, a fcw days, returned to Wyalusing | last evening Miss Genevieve Brown went New Albany this morning to spend Sunday with friends. Major Gore and his committee with the patriotic exercises of the school. Dr. J. T. Holcomb and James B. Maney returned last evening from mountains, some nice speckled beauties. Miss Effie Conover of Elmira was in Athens yesterday afternoon looking after some repairs to her house on Elmira street. Miss Conover formerly lived here. to Towanda this morning. Mr. Scoville’s mother is buried at that place and he goes to fix up her grave before Memorial Day. Miss Mary Hoflinan of New Al- bany has been a guest of her brother, D G. Ackley, a short time, and returned home this mom home. vices for the presiding clder tomor- row morning. In the evening he will deliver the memorial address tothe G. A R Mrs. Mary Elston of Green's Landing died last night, aged 66 years. Her funeral will take place from her late residence tomorrow at 10 o'clock. Iaterment in Tioga Point cemetery. Do not forget that there is to be a grand concert at the Methodist church Tuesday evening. There will be some of the best musicians in this county to take part. Get your tickets at Sanford's where they will be reserved without ex: tra charge. George Macaee, Sr. will go to | Washington next week where he will visit at the homes of Burton Macafee and Clara B. Estabrook a| few days, and from there he will | go to Lafayette, Ind, where his brother, John Macafee, resides, and | he may remain there all summer. His brother has a large farm and is out of health. $10.45 Sayre to Boston, Mass and retarn via the Lehigh Valley Rall- road, June 5th to 8th, accoant American Medical Association. See Lehigh Val- ley Ticket Ageuta for further particu- lars. 16-td $4.50 to Toronto, Ont. and Return Account Decoration Day excursion, May 30, via Lehigh Valley railroad. Tickets will be sold Ma good returning uatil Jape 1 ijusive, on all trains ex- cept the Black Diamond Express. For further information mee L. V. ticket agents. 12-4 $3.00 to ‘Buffalo and Niagara Falls, N. Y. and return, scconnt Lehigh Presbyterian—At the morning give an address to the G A KR, U V. LL, Athens Cadets, and P O iS of A, all of whom will atterd in a body. In the evening the theme will be “Christ Over AIL" Methodist—Rev. C. I Lewis | and evening. ley will preach. Morning subject, (“Freedom and Unity,” evening, “Tarry Thou Till | Come.” Episcopal — Services as usual by rector, Rev. WE Daw. Catholic—Mass will be held at 8 o'clock and 10 o'clock a. m. Baptist —Rev. Allen will preach on the subject “Seed Time and | Harvest” in the morning. In the | evening his subject will be “Light” Journey Round the Eartn. The time required or a journey | round the earth Ly a man walking day and night. without resting. would | be 428 days; an express train, 40 days; | sound, at a medium temperature, 32% | hours; a cannon ball, 21% hours; i light, a Hite over one-tenth of a seo ond, and electricity, passing over a copper wire, a little under oue-tenih | of a second Menelik’'s Empress, Emperor Meneilk of Abyssinia is the | empress’ Afth husband. No. 1 was a general under King Theodore, who put him in prison, where he disappeared; No. 2 got a divorce, No. 3 was also imprisoned by Menellk's predecessor, No 4 was lu possession when the lady took Menellk's fancy, but when ‘all ob stacles had Leen removed,” Menellk married ber Athletics in China The other day China had its first great athletic meeting, when 3,000 stu dents, from 47 schools, competed ln various kinds of races and sports at { Canton in a booth on the ground was a hospital corps composed of 17 young Chinese doctors, each with the Geneva cross on his arms Ho strea- uous were the competitors that there | were many cases to attend te Officers in Particular, | As 8 consequence of a recent alter | cation fn the Mare Island navy yard iover a dog, the follewing notice has | been posted Tn a pumber of consple- uous places about the island “Neo | swearing or profane language will be | allowed on the yard from either the men or the officers.’ The word “off: cers” is in big type Queen About 1100 Marie's Wreath. wreaths and tian. most beautiful | intimate friend over tied with broad yellow and white sll ribbons Jueen a SHOES SHOES iF i i Bridge Work Our Specialty Bring Your Job Printing to Murrelle’ s Printing “The Satisfactory Place.” From four to eight skilled job printers and a new, up- equipment are at your service. LEAIGH VALLEY R. R. (Tu effect May 13. 1ga6 } Trains leave Gayre as follows: RASTBOUND. A M. Dally for Prapock, Wilkes-Barre, Mauch Chu i ABcatows, {Shi £5 New Baltimore and Washington. bl York. Philadel Daily for Towanda, Tuskhan- Bo XY Pittston, Wilkes Bare Glen Sum. . mit Springs. Mauch Chunch Allentown, Bethiehem New York and Philadelphia ; vey 5 Week 4 A.M. (Waverly AM) 2h ouly, for A ee Titian = Aibeay Ou sin Lacey. 30 jE RR, BRE fe Sa Jars: a Junction, Masch i Chunk Allentown, Bethlehem New Yor, Phil | adeiphia, Baltimore and W 10: 00 = AM 83444 S6 only, Jor Athens, Milan, [105 ville, Re ‘and by oe er em, ih MM. (Waverly 1333 P. M) Dally for Towanda, Tunkhansock, Pilistos, Wilkes op om Semmii A ves, Masanch Oh York, Phiadciphia, 3 Las Diamend REx- Enon, Glen Sum mit Aaa Chunk, Allentown, Bethichems, New York, Philadeiphis, Baltimore und Washington. P.M (Waverly 4 M.) Week dap suly for Athens, ar ead Mon rorton, New Albany bid en Seliemaport” Wrist Sr Lacey. WRATBOUND, gave, Bus. Our patrons say we have the 1:58 Biel disposition to please. We keep our promises. k Talmadge Building, Elmer Ave., Sayre, | t= OXFORD TIES For Men, Children in all the latest styles, ranging from 70c to $3.25. Ev- Women and prices |} erything strictly new; no old stock. Call and examine our shoes and convince yourself. I. 0. O. F. Block, | Cor. Pine and Mala Sts., Athens Attorneys and Counselors. i |M. P. A. Block, Sayre, Pa. pard Block, Athens, Pa. INSURANCE AND REAL ESTATE Loans N os Houses Ry Rents Col- lected, Taxes Paid. ROON vy, LOCKHART BY., SAYRE FP. M. Dally for Burdet! (Wat jas) | Valois, Lod! Varick and Gene gi M. Daily for Ithaca Trumansburg, Haq} s Corners, Geneva Rochester, Ba. tavia Buffalo, Cleveland, Connects for Auburn week days ‘only, FM it Diy, Bs b Black Diamond Kxpress, Palle De Detroit, a) aL outs and Tod, Gitbert Valley Phone 28x. AM Des for oa 9:18 an B35 Ee for Genera. Rochester, butarl. b: Ba M. Spencer ikace WE PRINT a Laihond Vas Miten, A.M. Dally for Oensv 3 of same Rochester, Cul. A.M, Week aa)0 sult for Lixkwoiedy SA Hoyts AUBURN OE —.. ara Falls, Foremto, Detrolt Louis and points west. A M. Dally for Geneva, Batavia Bafialo. Commecis for B:]0 = Vas Kn, 1 00 Van Kitten, Spencer. Ithace, Tru burg, a Batavia, Buffalo and Nisgars Falls 3: off) 2 M Dally for Geneva Rochester, Bul M. Week days only, for Owego, Free- [; 0h ce: Cortland, Canastota, Oroton, i and Aubars, W Nera or ven, Syracuse, Utics and P.M. Dally for Owego, Preeville, Corl 3:5 land, Canastota, Groton, Moravia, As. . Subscribe for The Record. The Valley Record Nisgers ae a Toroate. falo Niagars Falls, Detroit and Chi- 34 burn, Syracuse, Utica and Albasy. What Will You Wear This Summer? It's high t time to decide what style you want and make your selection now while our stock is complete. We offer for choice all new model single and dou- ble breasted sack suits in the ever popular blue serges and the gray worsteds which fashion bas approved as the correct th ng. To truly appreciate the importance of the style come here and try on the different models. It will be a pleasure to show then. Murphy & Blish, Tailors, Clothiers and Haberdashers, SAYRE, PA., Lockhart St, Next to Postoffice: