and Undertaking. Tomatoes, Extra Fancy panish Onions, Sweet Parsley. Green Onions, 6c 14] 13} 6] Peanat Butter, lb Finest Shredded Cocoanut, 4 buarts H. P, Beans ib 3 pkg. NuLife 2 peg. Maple Flake Swift's Hams, Ib 13 12¢ can Sifted Peas ot 9 4 cans Uonewogo Corn 5 J EMOI KS A CHICKEN. My first acquaintance with Muham- | | mad Din was one evening ln the early loft at Gregg's Racket Store, Waverly. fall. His mother, comparatively un- After 12 o'clock noon call the mal successful in her second attempt at in- office at Sayre, Valley ‘phone 138X, cubation, had tired of maternal duties on a small scale and piloted ber small | ~ family tc one of the roosting houses | where, on my rounds, | found a pecu- Har ey > : Assemblyman Byram I.. Winters | | The chicks bad all sought their | is in Waverly today. Quarters for the night excepl one I’ was Hitle Muhammer, and there be) stood, a fluffy black ball, lonesome, un- | certain in the gathering twilight, and | pouring the tumult of his litUe soul! into measures of the most exnuisite | melancholy and abandoment that | haa | | ever heard Taking up the hopeless little outcast, | E A, Tilton is ill at his home| I tried as best | could to comfort his lon oA Thu street. aching heart He was appreciative of my efforts! {and responded with cheery peeps of | trust and confidence as he nestled In home on Waverly street. my hand and chirruped a dreamy | good-night when I finally left him in | 3 . bm cory quarters Mrs. E. C. French ol Pennsyl- I thought little more about it until | | vania avenue is visiting friends in the next evening, when | found thal! | Dryden. my litte protege had by no means for- | gotten his delightful experience and | for he did not ful- low his foster brothers and sisters to | | their wooden mother, but again raised | place yesterday. | his doleful chorus, which | quieted by | ae again putting him safely to rest | : And so il grew into a habit with | Ray Barrows has moved from Every evening Maham- | Lyman avenue to rooms in the new FRANK E. WOOD, Representative News and ‘advertising matter may be Easter post cards at Strong's. Wall paper at Strong's, Waverly. | day from Buffalo. BO Ps Miss Hazel G:tman of Vanktten of us i retired and them ralse his entrealing | i ——— - cries, while 1, listening, would hasten | | and put the little pariah to rest. Devoe lead and zinc paints at And thus the friendship beiween Mu- | Strong's pharmacy. am - 3 -i- of this place and Daniel | Hugh Lennon of Sayre. . The hose companies of Waverly will hold their annual meeting next Tuesday evening, at which time the officers for the ensuing year i will be selected. Delegates will be chosen for the department conven- tion which will select the chief and { his assistants, The board of health last evening | passed a resolution prohibiting the (maintaining of a slaughter house tin the carporation without permis. {sion from the board. Also that all | complaints of nuisances shall be made in writing with the signature |of the complainant attached. Mrs M. J Baker has decided to go in business again at her own home, s11 Waverly street, and | invites her friends and patrons to call and look over her line of spring millinery. All fresh new goeds. Trolley cars pass the door. i Bell phone 214 B 214 14t WILLIAW F. SULLIVAN Waverly—William F. Sullivan, a | well known Lehigh conductor died When they see it judging by he way our 10c candy goes. Every piece of candy in this store.is fresh. We fresh--but it keep us busy ! Easter Novelties—See Window - Come and look over our Bargain Ta- ble Saturday and Monday only. Gregg's Racket Store Cor. Broad St. and Park Ave., Waverly. LOOMIS OPERA HOUSE Excursions FRIDAY, MARCH 30 ERIE RAILROAD. 78.25 to Los Angeles, Cal., and re- 12 caps Hoyt's tomatoes 1 2c can Horld peaclies 50 lbs Pastry Flour 65 | hammad in and myself ripened. It] 22 | was about this time that [| honored my 1 20 tittle friend with his foreign sounding | | turn, tickets on sale April 24th to {at his home at 137 Chemung street May 4th inclusive. Valid to return Don't forget the millinery open-|a¢ » Bread | Flour Give us your flour trade price ? BOTH "PHONES. THE NATIONAL BANK OF SAYRE. Capital Surplus - $50,000.00 $12,000.00 We solicit yoar Banking busi- ~ pass, sod will pay you three per cent. interest per annum for money left on Certificate of Deposit or Bavings Account. The department of savings is a special featare of this Bank, and - all deposits, whether large or small, draw the same rate of _ intevest, HM. B. SAWTELLE, -Cashier. The Valley Record H 'MURRELLE, Publisher. Ww. T. CAREY, Editor. Published every ‘afternoon except Bun- | day at Murrelle's elles Printing Office, Bayre, PS ehecii 00 ; 2b cents ption, $8.00 per year; per Advertising rates reasonable, and made | map i as second-class matter May 10 S000 10, 190824 She the Josietice a Pa. “All the news that's fit to print” FRIDAY, MARCH 30, 1008. Submarine’ Logging The wastefulness of the esrly jum bermen in the west ls the opportunity of the enterprising lumbermen of to day. A company was Incorporated las; summer to engage in submarine log ging In various rivers of Michigan. If “vas announced lately that from a deeg hole In the bend of one river a scow equipped with a crage had fished oul 20.000 feet of lumber The Maniste: river 1% sald to be paved with logs of pine, elm, cherry, oak and maple for distance of 200 miles, These jogs sank “fnstead of floating down stream along with the main body of the cut when they were first rolled ino the wate! Not only are logs being fished from the river, but slabs are being dredged frou the botiom of Muskegon lake, where {liey were sunk years ago because thes had no market value. up nto lathe now and sold at a profit A Her Geutle Hint. Hy-aty Sen fear. there is something tiking About is closk~N. Y. - * ER 148 Desmond St. Btrange Patients Thrust Upon Him, The visit of a real wedicine man ls a grand time for the natives of the villages In the territory near the Congo Free State In Africa. Not only do the natives demand medical to see that what helps them ought tw help their domestic animals. The au thor of “On the Border ol! Pigmy Land” gives some amusing experiences | with patients “One day, while dispensing med) toward me. The herdsman explained i i tor oil with salt, and ordered it to be administered in one hours time I rather regretted this afterward, for very soon another veterinary case was brought in for treatment. This time key, suffering terribly from the plague dry season were absolutely raw, and post lost the power of standing antiseptic washing and ointment, | legs were evidently never made right shape for that the bandages to stick gested trousers It really suitable, so I set to work on a palr, and when the donkey was put into them he looked most distinguished The people gathered round In num. bers to see it, and exclaimed “What honor the Egropean gives his animal'’ There were several spectators who were not clothed so magnificently, and as | was afraid of giving the Impres- the I could not get Mr. Fisher sug to them the necessities of It “The donkey did not take kindly to pair of trousers Perhaps they 41d not fit well; at all events, Ire kicked them to pieces In two days. A second palr was made on scale. and whether or not the owner bad cultivated more civilized Instincts it Is not easy to affirm, but they re maloned intact untll they were no longer needed and the donkey was abls to run about pranks again” Scholirly Women. Whatever criticisms may be made on women as = holars, pone can be made oh those women dedlc scholarship v service of the home, and nen doing this wore and wore Youth's Companion who ale scholarly w are Blue Cave of Capri like a twilight of blue fire, and waves, and grotto walle, and boats, and peo- come able to distinguish | | Muhammad clearly from his fellows {and It pleased ee that he | celled them all in deference and atten iJon 10 me Yet as the days passed on i could not help seeing as the | feathered and increased in size | stature that my little friend was not | holding his own me to ex ely | found While thers were work vigOTO uss pateni in the Mulismmsad was vy look earner Noticing more cio | reason the ing. for the hidden gr { for more ilhely to he rod ing on ii | titi At intervais 1 place | tnad in the grain Li and a tO eat lo repretinig ivink his hunger {no marked growth, {and more behind { Al leugih chicks ! broader and it atpe find a new piace for Muhammad A couvenlent arrapgement fered liseif n sfubtam ved Bim i hile sat ==ined (no ind be [ell the wo the utilgrew be necessary { i { i to roost At this®ime, however, this falling became a virtue Muhammad was placed in the house and every evening he crawled under them for his night's rest. thus having his third maternal ar- Yangement Winter was coming on pow and kind pature supplied littie Muhammad with a generous coat of dull, black feathers, which reached clear to his toes, and If pot enhancing his beauty at any rate alded In making him comfortablé. No doubt many would have considered bim an ugly little runt with utterly no excuse for living, and | admit that to thus keep him was iD contravention of all laws Enown or laws to be discov- ered for profitable poultry raising, but if such thoughls were ever present they instantly fled when I looked down {at Muhammad's sagacious iittle eyes as {he stood blinking at me and regarding me with the most sincere devotion and admiration Never do | hope to be favored with rh love and affection. Every morn- {ing when | opened the house he ran to | meet me, chirping a cheery good morn- ing. and every time that [ chanced uring the day to be about the yard he wonld follow after me, chattering his yod will and making hig bravest ef- [forts to light on my shoulder | was his hero, his benefactor, bis protector. [le was happy to even nee |me; he was in transports did 1 but pet {bim for a bit He now no longer wade the slightest pretense of scratching for his food, and (regularly every morning | placed the [iste glutton in the grain room, where he would stuff himself until he could hold no more, yet at evening he was | ready again to engorge his little crop with the delicious masly and, tirgd and happy, cheep under his protectors, |chirrupping and carrolling his satls- faction On past Christmas Muhammad bad bat®ed manfully with the chilling blasts and | was quite unprepared for the sad event with which | must end this little blography One bleak morning upon opening the house Muhammad Din falled to meet me with his accustomed greeting. 1 cannot well describe my feelings when, upon looking more closely, 1 dis- covered my little friend lying stiff and {stark on the yellow straw at some little | distance from the corner where his { guardians usually slept. These guar- { Alans, alas, at this late day had finally | decided to go to roost and had left poor Muhammad to freeze 10 death His eyes were closed peacefully in death, and ! could almost fancy that | {in his last moments he had been think- ing of his happy little life and his steadfast friend —Kausas City Star. Bapacity of Bargain Hunters. A London periodical reports a “regret {able” incident. In ua bargain counter detached from a lady's hat avd was sold as a remnant before the lady had discovered and could explain her leas, [8d14, 275-14t| { - | house in Clark street Mrs. G. A. Scott, | Newland and Mrs. { went to Elmira this morning, Mrs. H. E. James Van Orman has moved | from West Broad street into I. F.| Lord's house in East Waverly Victor Getman has resigned his ipasition at C. A Neaves lunch wagon to take ellcat in 10 in two wecks, , H. Everett | has ar moved from | a Broad street into apartments | {over Stamford & Shepard's store. mr ———— Waverly Legion No 1 N P. LL {will hold their annual election of officers in the national temple this | evening The directors of the Manoca Temple Association held a meeting | at C. O. Hoagland's office last] | evening. Store will open for business] Aprit 2nd. Opening days April | 0 Mrs. M. J. Baker, 511 Waverly street. 275 14t » Dr. J. T. Tucker and Dr. R. S | Harnden are at Dean Creck today as a commission to judge of the sanity of John Wright. Dr. Clemens, who recently located at this place, received a telegram this morning notifying { him of the death of his brother. The Waverly Impenal Minstrels will give a performance at Owego this evening. They recently made a decided hit at that place and have been invited to play a return date. Att the latest styles that can be found in any millinery store. Her trimmer will be in the city next week studying styles. Mrs. M. J. Baker, 511 Waverly street. 275-14 E J Cullen of Philadelphia, was in Waverly yesterday, called bere on account of the death of his son. He accompanied the remains to LeRoy, N.Y, where the funeral will be held. The Vincentian Fathers of Bul- | falo will conduct a spiritual retreat lin the St. James Catholic church commencing on Palm Sunday and continuing until Holy Thursday. | There will be sermons each even- ing. The Postal Telegraph company will close their office at this place April 1. Wire Chief Weed of Ei- mira will come here tomorrow and disconnect the wires. Operator Flynn will be transferred by the | company to another station. The committeee who have charge of the reception to be given by the Knights of Columbus on Easter 45 o'clock this morning, aged tHe had been sick fpr some time and his death was due | to tubercolosis. Deceased had lived in this | sec! i"n for the past thirtceh years land had a acquuntorce among the railroad men he survived | by three daughters and one son of | whom reside in this vicinity The funeral will take plice from the house n-xt Monday afternoon at Rv H W. Cryden- | wise il conduct the and [the at wide Besides his wife 1s ‘clock sevice hs buri=d remains will Tiega Point ce metery THE CAYUTA LEGION ELECTED OFFICERS | Waverly—Cayuta Legion, N P L., elected the following officers at their meeting in Cayuta hall last {evening Worthy President, Mary E Col- line; worthy vice president, Burton | I. Brink; secretary, Wm. H. Ellis; [trcasurer, H. A. Ellis; chaplain, | Cora Bogart; conductor, Ellen C, | Kinner guard, C. F. Poolé, senti~ , Geo. S. Brink; organist, Mrs. D. Coryell; degree master, L M Palmer; trustee, LL. M, Palmer. Notice to N. P. L. Members A report has been circulated that in the event of my being elected Loeal Secrstary the members would not have the same conveniences in paying their assessments as they now have, If elect. ed to this chair I will establish an office in the business center where assessments can be paid at apy time, Fraternally, 278-3 W. N. LAMONT. — sb ————— Piles! Piles! Piles! Dr. Williams' Indian Pile Ointm®nt will care Blind, Bleeding, Ulcerated and Itching Piles. It absorbs the tumors, allays the itching at once, acts as a oultice, gives instant relief. Dr, Wil- iam's lndian Pile Ointment is prepared for Piles and Itchiog of the private paris Every box is guarauteed. Sold > drnggists, by mail, for 50c and $1.00. illiams M{'g. Co.,, Prop's.,, Cleveland, 0. Forsale by C, M. Driggs, druggist. Very Cheap Traveling Beginning Feb. 14 and continuing dai- ly until April Oth, the Erie R. R. will sell colonist tickets to all Pacifico Coast and numerous interior points at very low rates, which will be quoted and all other information given by calling on or writing any Erie ticket t, or J. H. Webster, D. P. A, Elmira. N. Y. 228-e0d Try an ad in The Record, HEPES PERE R EPR EES WEARY HEART FORGETS ITS PAIN WHEN SOUSA COMES Hear this Band of 50, assisted by three emininent Soloists. LOOMIS OPERA HOUSE Thursday, Afternoon Apr. § Prices —50, 75 and $1.00. to reach pows hat later haa July 3st. Bhp « over privileges weat Missouri sdmay-eod NEW YORK BY NIGHT —BY— RENRY BELMAR Levan AND ~~ COAL At the Lowest Possible Prices. | Orders can be left at West | Btore, both phones; tat Vent Sayre Drug | yards st Sayre. Both Phones. COLEMAN NASSLER, | K. J. Clements and Gertrude Clements Graduates of the American School of Osteopathy, under the founder, Dr. Andrew Taylor Stull, Kirks- ‘ ville, Missouri, are located tempor- {arily at the The Sensational Drama of New| 3, Waverly N. Y, York Life After Dark. | until they can secure pe cnt of ¢ Prices 10, 20 and 30 Cents | | fices in t x a will be ples Advance Sale Wednesday. ed to meet who are interg LOOMIS OPERA HOUSE ALL NEXT WEEK WAN ed. Examination and consultations Matinee— Wednesday and free. Saturday. Low, Fuind, Jot bo an a each John A. Hemmelein's ig | Er jo Comedy Co. re. rs me nt ord mh | Jom THE IDEALS advance subscribers. For Sale. = Baby carriage for sale cheap, in fine condition. a Ri Miss Beatrice Earle The Dr. Judson Stlost, Atma PAM i And Howson's Band and Orchestra. | Allen, Farmers N Including Vv Extra Vaudeville Feature, the Great Arminta and Burke. The Perfect Woman Gymnast and | the Funny Aerial Comedian. Night— “The Daughter." | mun Tuesday Night— “Out of the Fold." | Popular Prices—10, 20 and 30c.! + Matinee Prices—10 and 20c. Monday night, Ladies’ Tickets, 15c. ale Limit 200. Unfailable Headache Tablets Cures all forms of Head- ache, Neuralgia, Menstral and other palns, Do not affect the heart. Contain no opiates, All druggists or by mail 10¢, Unfailble Headache Tablet Co., Elmira, N, Y. FISH, FISH, We will have them every day daring Lent. Also a good line of meat at popu- lar prices. 8. J. BELLIS, Elizabeth street. Valley Phone 66x. Bell Phone 138w R. H. DRISLANE, Contractor and Builder Plans ‘and Estimates Furnished. 103 Lincoln St. Sayre, Pa. ! A large Edison phonogra jclass sha) and 90 Monday rOpO e Political Annougcements The undersigned announces himself a candidate for the nomination of Jury Commissioner, subject to the rules of Democratic party of Indio county, GRAHAM. Towanda, Pa., Marek Ro. 1908, 1 hereby announce myself a candidate as representative in the state legislatare from Bradford count Republican party. 274¢ mund M. Tu Bentley Creek, Por Rent For rent, office rooms in the Wheelook Block. 204 A suit of rooms for light housekseping on the second floor in w's block, ens, Pa. All the modern improvesesis. W. H. Shaw, Two offices for rent in the od block. nef House for reat—8 rooms, all modern improvements, Located corner Wilbar avenue OG. W. Morse, 1290 North Elmira Athens. Lost Lost— Between high school and 301 Desmond street, a ladies’ face watch, “G, L. Bt rim Cards For Sale.