lor Suites. Assortment. GRAF THE NATIONAL BANK OF SAYRE. Qapital - $50,000.00 Surplus - $12,000.00 a —_ li ————— We solicit your Racking basl- pegs, and will pay you three per cent. interest per annum for money left on Certificate of De pamit or Bavings Aceocunt. The department of savings is a special feature of this Bani, and all deposits, whether large or small, draw the same rate of interest. BM. N. SAWTELLE, Cashier. The Valley Record J. BH. MURRELLE, Publisher, WwW. T. CAREY, Editor. ——e - =n Published every allernoon except Sun- ny» Murrelle's Printing Office, Sayre, Subscription, $3.00 per year; 1b cents ‘per month. Advertising rates reasonable, and made known on application. : 1 a 40003 SlMe od NE 48 postoffide at Sayre, Nader Act of Congress of March 3, ‘All the news that’s fit to print” TUESDAY. MARCH 27. 1806. Miss Marion Crandall has re turned from a visit with friends at New York city. Mrs. George Weller of Chicago is visiting Mr. and Mrs. Birney Weller of Wilbur avenue. _ Dr. H. S. Fish went to Philadel phia last night to make further in- vestigations regarding the X-Ray machine which is to be purchased for the Packer hospital. NEW YORK BY NIGHT ——— Patrons of the Bowdoin theatre ~ got some good views cf New York _ "New York by Night,” which was produced there for the first time. Places where humanity ebbs and flows in steady strcams were picked out for reproduction and the scenes were admirably brought out. Broadway, Long Acre square, and Harlem bridge were the three * | principal scenes, and it took no great seretch of imagination to be lieve one was in the metropolis The story begins in the Adiron- dack mountains and is woven around a guide. He comes to New York and meets a charming young woman and there is a genu- ine love affair. But some schemers manage to thwart the plans of the leading characters. However, jus tice triumphs and there is a joyful reunion. Incidentally there arc a incidents great many amusing brought out to add a touch of liveliness to the play. The piece scored abig ht. Charles Miller had the leading role and in the part of Paighton, the guide, was excellent. Later on he assumed fine effect. reappearance with the company after an absence of several weeks and she was given an ovation She scored a big hut by her capital por trayal of one of the lrading female good ia her role, and Pearl de So- siour created a favorable impres- sion by her good work. Wilmer - Walter played his role with excel- lent judgment and Edwin Denison, Butler Haviland, Harry Brooks, agder all did good work. Large New Goods. X 8: CO. JOHN HAY AS JOURNALIST. Few Newspaper Writers Have Been Sc Well Equipped for the Work as He. Few newspaper writers have brought to their task the equipment which Hay possessed when he came (vu Lhe Trib | une” lo the winter of 1370, writes Juseph Buckiio Bishop In "A Friend {ship With John Hay.” After passing through the great pertod of the civil war as the private secretary of Presi dent Lincoln. he had served successive ly as secretary of lexation at Paris, charge d'affaires at Vienna, and sec retary of legatiom at Madrid He spoke several of the languages of Eu- rope as fluently as he spuke his own, and he had that minute knowledge of their art and literature that only a | born lover of art and literature cao at tain. One has only to read his "Cas tillan Days" to realize the full mean ing of what 1 wish to convey when I say this His conversation was liter: ally a “Joy forever,” then &s always I have heard many good talkers in my i day, thank God' bul never a better one than John Hay Scarcely less enjoyable than his talk was his writing He wrote mainly | upon foreign affairs, political, social and literary; and whatever he wrote intellectual men everywhere, who read it talked about. Into whatever he did, then and throughout his life, he put his full powers He was preeminently a good workman: he would do nothing except his Lest But while he alwa) did his best, he made the mis take of takinz journalistic work too seriousiy. He had the =aving grace of humor, without which no journalist can hope to attain the largest meas ure of power and usefulness PREDICTIONS BY MACHINE. Contrivance T'sed by Coast Survey at Washington Preforms Unique Service fiever A machine that prophesies 18 an en gine ia use by the coasl survey at Washington, DC, which can and does predict the time of high and low lide jocality, and makes these predictions for a year in advance Is performance is pot limited to a year but that is the maximum of work it 1s usually calied upon to do It Is com- pact and delicate to a degree not easy to appreciate To make these tidal predictions, which are issued In the form of a fat book of tablets every year by the the machine ls first set then operated by hand As may be surmised, the setting of the machine is the point at which accu rate mechanism and the human brain join forces. There are 19 factors to be determined in making tdal predic Each factor siters all the rest Hence the machine ls so constructed ihat an alteration of one factor has its | effect on the others. How this is done is understood in a measure by noting that there is a setting of 19 dials, with pointers. Fach pointer is on a pulley mounted eccemtrically ob ita shaft. and over this pulley passes a | chain which goes from one to Anotlrer | Obviously, if the eccentricity of ome pulley is altered it has its proportion- ste effect on all the rest. The engine was invented by Prof. William Fer rel, who presented It to the governs: ment without charge for his ides It cost originally but $3,500 and does the work of 40 expert computers NOW THE GRANITE STATE. Magnitude of Deposits in Texas Give the Commonwealth That Distinetion oR ’ The new Granite state of Texas whose magnitutde of granite deposits probably outrank those of any other state. It could with equal fitness be styled the foremost cattle state, and, judging from its famous undeveloped fron ores, it may become a center of metallurgy. With but a fraction of {ts acres devoted to grain, It produces pearly 200000000 bushels a year of wheat, corn and other grains. On 16. 000 000 acres It is annually growing nearly $200,000000 worth of agricul tural products. Texas is an empire with less than one-tenth of its area under cultivation—a fraction so small that it right be cut off one side the state without being missed from the other: with a population of 8,000,000, and easily abie to support 50,000,000 with & variety of soils suitable for every orop from that of the tropics to that of the higher altitudes of the temperate tons, with great Water pow fur a given survey tions mineral resources defying deseription, a beauty of mountain scenery un. known and unappreciated by the world |at large, and a charm of climate un | surpassed in the Usited States, vary- | ing from cold regions like tbe north- west 10 sunny areas where roses hloom | throughout the winter. { ——T— | Liteggl. * | “I pever saw a man's opinion of him. | young Softy's sl our place the other day. | “What happened?’ | “Wall, he thought he was the big | gest gun in the establishment” “Yea? himself.” J. AN ESCAPED ANIMAL SPREADS PANIC IN CITY'S STREETS. i i ——— - One Policeman Injured Before It Is Captuied aud Returned to Home in Lincoln i Fark. Chicago. —Pursued In wild flight bya | wild throng of police and other men and | boys, a big deer which had escaped from ithe apimal corral at spread excitement for miles over the North side streets the other day, scatl- | teriug women and children and leaving { panic In its wake The animal was | finally captured at Dearborn and South | Water streets, where it was forced to {slacken its pace it | bay Ly policemen { lu the capture, Patrolman Joho Foley, | of the Central station_was gored by one | of the animal's horus. His clothing | was torn and his body bruised | The deer, one of the largest in was brought © the gravel walk surrounding the inclosed space Heading westward It ran across way which leads to Clark street By that time an alarm had been spread and the park police were preparing for along chase Capt. Busch's buggy was taken by Lieut. Charles Shaw, who called several mounted policemen, and the pursuit was taken up Through the fashionable north shore Alstrict, the more plebelan stretches busy North Clark street, the chase continued Pedestrians, zlarmed by the clatter and the wild appearance of the on-com- ing wanderer from the zoo, fled precipl- unique 4 PEDESTRIANS FLED IN TERROR BE- FORE THE MAD DEER tately, seeking safely lu stores, hallways and Louses where they were strangers The streets were completely cleared a8 though by magic Shaking its horned head and bleating loudly, the deer appedred at the Clark street bridge, followed by an excited throng of citizens Far in the rear clatteied mounted of- ficers, apd a buggy filled with policemen bounded over the rough pavement in pursuit of the animal. Despite the wagons, street cars and traffic which blocked Clark street in the loop district, the deer sped on until it reached South Water street, where it turned eastward, when it was headed off by a huge wagon which was driven directly into its path The animal, swinging its horns from side to side, to warn persons who gath- ered near, continued eastward. Great excitement prevailed. In and out among the wagons in South Water street the animal galloped and jumped. Finally the animal reached Dearborn street. At that place Pollce- men John Foley and Peter Kelly were walting its arrival They tossed a rope over the animal's bead and It was dragged to the ground, where many volunteers gathered to hold it a captive When the crowd had been dispersed by other policemen who hurried to the street crossing, the deer was taken to , store and the authorities at Lincoln park were notified of Its capture Hangs from Railroad Trestle. Manitowoc, Wis. — George Schadeburg caved his own life and that of his four- year-old sop the other day by clinging o the ties of a railroad trestle with one arm while a heavily loaded train passed, The man wns crossing the Wisconsin Central bridge near the city with his two boys and the younger boy had tralled In the rear. Schadeburg heard a train approaching and ran back to save the boy, but was unable to clear the bridge. Grasping the lad in one arm | bridge with the other and held on until i the train had passed Schadeburg'sarm was badly wreuched and he was com- pletely exhausted when assistance | reac hed him i Is Half Cat, Half Rabbit. London —For the many who dispute {the existence of the cat-rabbit hybrid | of the Sydney Bulletin) to land one in | Sydney for the modest sum of $20. | Its body, head, and fur are those of a | cat, and It also “mews” and eats meat { On the other hand, it has bunny's legs | and a peculiarly stumpy tail, about an | inel long It sits in an upright atti- | on its hind quarters, and runs | along rabbit fashion and eats grass as | well as meat. Suspicious. Every man thinks every other man has his price Btronger Ear, The right ear is usually stronger than the left Oi Easter post cards at Strong's. | sh lp — Mrs. Nan L. Watrous spent the | Waverly—The Waverly board of ‘trustees held their first mecting of oS the year last evening. Presideat- Wall paper at Strong's, Waverly, clect Lawrence was in the chair ‘and the entire board was present, F.L. Howard and P. L. Lang Oa motion the clerk was instructed are in Albany today. to cast one ballot for Dr. Betowski for clerk. Dr. Betowski was imme Paul Millspaugh of Ithaca is vis- | giatcly sworn in by the retiring |iting friends in town. \clerk, F. A. Bell. The following i : = |appointments were unanimously Devoe lead and zinc paints ati, . Chief of police, C. E| day in Elmira. Strong's pharmacy. 272 | Brooks; night policemen, Patrick — a a WE Shives of Elmira was | Corcoran, Charles Gridley ; mem- in| ew | Waverly today on business. ber of board of health, F.C. Sim- 'mous ; cemetery commissioner, I. i | Misses Mame and Nellie Clark |W: Kuapp; village awtorney, F. A. Bell ; care taker of pavement, Wat- = Sliter. President Lawrence Percy I. Lang and F. L How- | submitted the following list of com- | ard went to Albany last night on mittees, approved | business | visited Owego friends yesterday a YS ——— SO which was ; : finance — Brown, Howard, of the Masonic Temple association | grouoham ; lights and water— at 5 o'clock this afternoon. ‘Lang, Farley, Brown; police and Mrs. Harry Davis of Troy, pa. | fice department—Brougham, Lang, |is visiting her pareats C. C. Haga- {Myers public buildings and sup } iorn ead wile. Johnson street > | plies—Myecrs, Lang, : Brougham, | | The first Monday night in the Donhsts and A Unger | 20M1 at 7:30 was decided on as | meeting night. The clerk's salary | went to Elmira today to witness | : Cu y - was fixed at $200 and that of the Rodgers Brother's “In Ireland. ; village attorney at $100 The : = d all | attorney must attend all mectings, Miss Grace Wayman of Buffalo | y 8 : | draw up all legal paper and advise will arrive here tomorrow to visit | the president and board when her cousin, Miss Florence Swarth- | EE out | asked to do so, For special litiga- tion he will receive extra pay. The Edward Cafferty of Elm street, | treasurer's bond was fixed at $25~ run a spike through his foot while|000, the street commissioner's at at work: in the Sayre shops this |81.000, and the cemetery commiss morning. | sioner’ at $1,000, to be approved |by the president and the attorney. Miss Mame Hilton has as her | The place of deposit for the village guests Misses Barnes, Wise and |funds was made the Citizen's bank, | Genung, three of her Elmira col and the Waverly Free Press chosen | lege friends. \as the official paper. The pay of : ; | street commissioner was fixed at Elton Gore entertained a small ¢, 5 gay. Resolutions were passed company at his home last evening, requiring THE to be fled with the among whom were a number of jerk two days before the regular the Colgate students. meeting, or they would not be act- : led on at that meeting ; Aso that Miss Minnie Nasadowski, a stu- the W. S & A. traction company dent at Mansfield normal, is spend- | be rc quired to provide cars havingy ing the Easter vacation at her! eats for all men going to and from home in South Waverly. Frank McHenry Siig er — Jerome Bennett, and M. Sullivan Patrick Connelly, the recently .nq uch of the fire police as) rlected burgess of South Waverly, | (jould qualify within tea days | has gone to Berwick, Pa., to accept | were appointed special police. The! a position as manager of a foun- salaries of the police were made) dry. | | Owen i | i i —— gp —— ce ff ea— work at Sayre the same as last year. Trustee, The insurance adjusters are in Paurene Keporscd that the plans Waverly figuring up the damage | or the proposed ncw sewer system done at the Tioga house fire. Lewis | would be examined at the regular F. Lord is looking after the inter- | meeting next Monday evening. aoithe yond, WILL OCCUPY NEW STORE Elizabeth Buchanan left for Lock- port, N. Y, last evening to visit her sister and may nmake her per- manent home at that place. She is a young lady who was adopted | A ; by Mr. and Mrs. O'Dea and re- move April 1 from his present lo~ cently located her relatives cation, 308 Broad street The public patronage is highly gratify- COLGATE CLUBS GIV dd gg cited. ictly hi FINE ENTERTAINMENT ching and shoce wit he kept st -— his new stand. All are cordially invited to call at 318 Broad street. .LOGAL MENTION Mrs. C. E. Knapp is so much | improved after a critical illness as [to go out a little every day. ———— Waverly—The store room re- cently vacated by M. Strauss is being remodeled for B. Freedman, the clothicr and outfitter, who will Waverly—Those who were so fortunate as to be present at the entertainment given by the Colgate glee and mandolin clubs at the Baptist church last evening, were given a rare treat. The program was cntertaining from start to finish, and each number elicited the prolonged applause of the audi in Williams & Sutton’s shoe store ence, The glubs were well trained | has been moved from the basement | and the selections well chosen. The | to the rear of the first floor. work of Messrs. O. T. and A. C | mime rmira— King was especially appreciated | All members Southern tier, di- The house was well filled, and the | vision 10, O. R. C,, are requested Colgate boys are assured a liberal to mect at their hall Wednesday at : : 3 : | 11:30 a. m, to attend the funeral of patronage if they choose again to B-nj. H. Bentley. Funeral party appear in this village. | will leave for Towanda at 1:50 p.m. eee ps —— The shoe repairing department CIVIC IMPROVEMENT on storm came in pace of she Waverly—Mrs. C. A. Millspaugh | es a ae willie delivered an address on civic im- | NO More SNOW and state that the provement at the high school hall | robins will soon be singing mer- last evening. She advocated the|™Y" ‘widening of streets, the planting of | Dr. Willlams' Indian Pile Ointmdat a large number of ornamental trees. De. 3 Uisme', Jadian ol ats will care ' , U and | She stated that the high school Iching Piles, It wr ‘the. tumors, ‘building should be located on a |allays the itching at once, acts as a | poulti ce, gives instant relief. De. Wwil- tract of from five to ten acres, and | liam's Indian Pile Ointment is prepared i : {for Plles and Itching of the private that a large number of parks for| 0 = Fvery bor In 2?" Sod recreation and Piles! Piles! Piles! ———————————————— And we have the Door Mats that give lasting satisfac- tion; made of corrugated rubber and will last a lifetime. These do not fill with dirt like the filbre mats. Turn the hose on the rub- ber mat and it is cleaned in an instant. Prices $1.00 and $1.25 New lines of Lithographed Sofa Pillow Tops and stamp- ed goods have just been opened. The stamped articles include doilies, tray cloths, lunch cloths, ete. The prices are quite low. Cor. Broad St. and Park Ave., Waverly. 'LENIGH AND SCRANTON COAL At the Lowes! Possible Prices. Ordora can be left at West Sayre Drug Two Big Ureen Turtles, The New York aquarium received recently the biggest green turtle ever shown there, and il ds a big one, It welghs 360 pounds, and its top =hell is three feet, eight and Gone-half inches long. From the 10p of its beak to ihe end of its tail it measures about four and one-half feet. It is much larger | Store, both phones; or at the Erie than the green turtles commonly yardsat Sayre. Bolh Phones. brought to market. There was already another very large green turtle, une | COLEMAN HASSLER, welghing 213 pounds, and with {ts wp | shell measuring in length three feet, five and ope-half inches. The wo | K- J. Clements and Gertrude Clemeats great green turtles, to be seen in the | same pool, make A remarkable exhibit. er ———————————— Better Acquainted with Bis. The Young Man—Georgey, your sls ter @ an angel The Small Boy—Huh! Does an aD- | gel wear curl papers an’ sing ragtime? —Chicago Tribune. Graduates of the American School ‘of Osteopathy, under the founder, Dr. Andrew Taylor Still, Kirks- ville, Missouri, are located tempor- arily at the Hotel Snyder, 2nd Floor, Room —— a —— fices in this city, and will be pleas- ed to meet all who are interested ed. Examination and consultation = BY — Everywhere to sell teas, coffees, spices, 3, Waverly N. Y, until they can secure permanent of- and explain the science. All acute FRIDAY, MARCH 30 and chronic cases successfully tyeat- | free. NEW YORK BY NIGHT “agents wane. HENRY BELMAR |raiuas mi® rir soek et | A ge Edisol LOOMIS OPERA HOUSE: Stilt Skint TUESDAY AND WEDNESDAY, MARCH 27 AND 28. Coming Attraction DIMOCK & DUNN'S Imperial All Stars MINSTRELS Benefit Waverly Hook & Ladder Co. No. 2. For rent, office rooms in the Wheelock lock. 84 Prices—25, 35 and 50 Cents. ; A suit of rooms for light Ce or housekseping in we block, Ath- FISH, FISH, |¥ Try The Record. For Rent We will have them every day daring Lent. Alsoa food line of meat at popu- lar prices. J. BRLLIS, Rilizabeth street, Valley Phone 66x. Bell Phone 138w | office, Er ——E ETI House for rent—8 rooms, all R. H. DRISLANE, | oom metabo ss cri Aven . . y gs W. Morse, 120 North Elmira Mi e Contractor and Builder |—— Mt Plans and Estimates Furnished.| Try an ad in The Record, 103 Lincoln Bt. Sayre, Pa. Cards For Sale. The Valley Record has in stock the card signs: For Rent For Bale Office ; guara ornamentation | by drnggists, by mail, for 50c and $1.00. should be provided. Williaa i, §y Ph. Sa SLO. . / Tp Cn aon TL on MRT ra BA i —. eg