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pent. Interest per annum for money
Jaft on Certificate of Deposit or
Savings Account.
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featare of this Bank, and
all deposits, whether large or
small, draw the same rate of
Interest.
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QOashier.
The Valley Focord
Hn MURRELLE, Publisher.
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*“All the news that's fit to print”
SATURDAY, MARCH
24 1008.
* PERSONAL MENTION
G. A. Browning, foreman of the
Montrose Independent Republican,
. spent Sunday with Sayre friends.
Frank Williams left for New
York city last night on a business
mission. =
: Mrs. H. A. Prince ol Towanda
is the guest of her son, George W.
Prince, of this place.
Howard Bishop, a student at
Uaion College, Schenectady, N.Y,
is the guest of his parents, Mr. and
Mrs. J. W. Bishop, of this place.
LOCAL MENTION
There is no nook or corner in
the valley where The Record does
not circulate.
_~ Rare chance to buy ribbons for
ering millinery at about half price.
Read advertisement of Gregg's
Racket store at Waverly.
The coal operators say that in
~ the event of a strike coal will be
raised $1 20 per ton. This will be
comforting news for the consunier
of this hacassity,
Newsgapers are always glad to
get all the news that is obtainable,
and The Record is no exception to
the rule. If you cannot bring or
send your news items to te c ice,
use the islephaac. Call iz
er Tobias has secured the
big city production, Henry B-l-
mar's comedy drama, “New York
by Night,’ which will be given at
Loomis opera house, March 10.
The play is original in constructicn
and introduces many new devices
in comedy drama, with an abund
ance of comedy, specialties and
strong situations, cach act ending
with a surprise.
Williams’ Kidney Pills
Have you neglected your Kideys?
Have you overworked your nervous sys-
neys and Bladder? Have you pains in
the loins, side, Lack, groins and blad-
der? Have you a flabby appearance of
the face, especially under the eyes’ Too
frequent desire to pass urine? If so
Wiltiams' Kidney Pills will cure you.
Sample Free, « Hy mail 50c. Sold by
Op OF a IE Nik ide
y vy Driggs,
froggiot.
Advertise in The Record.
Colerado, Cloudlan).
of heights there is no state to compare
with Colorado
|
195 of more than 11 0ut feet, 230 of more
than 12.000
33 of more than
14.000 Her highest |
New
and Yale 14,187 Princeton exceeds Yale
by only nine feet
s twenty first on the list
feet
Valuable Desclate Islands.
The most valuable desolate islands
in the world are the Liakovs, in the
Arctic ocean, off the mouth of the
Lena, In Siberia They are frost.
bound and utterly barren, save for
arctic moss, but they contain such
enormous quantities of fossil Ivory
{hat they are exceedingly valuable—in
fact, although uninhabited save for
the ivory-diggers, and of themselves
incapable of supporting life, they pro-
duce a revenue of £1,000000 a year
Tyrolean Wedding.
A strange wedding custom Is ob-
served in Tyrol When a bride Is
about to start for the church her
{ mother gives her a handkerchief,
which is called a tearkerchief [tis
made of newly-spun linen, and with
ih the girl dries the tears she sheds
The teargerchiet is
never after the marriage day,
{Lut Is folded and placed in the linen
it remains ti its owQe
used
where
death
lose!
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Points About Bread
Twenty-three hundred million bush-
sls of wheat are required annually by
the 517.000 000 bread-eaters of the world
We each consume a barrel of flour—44;
bushels—a year. Great Britain eats in
13 weeks all the bushels of
wheat which it grows, and to have
bread during the rest of the year must
give £2000,000 to the United Btates
ind smaller sums to India and Russia
73.000 60
Cave-Dwellers as Travelers.
The cavedwellers of Mexico can
travel a distance of 170 miles at a
stretch, going at a slow but steady
trot. Frequently a letter bas beed
sarried a distance of over 600 miles
n five days, the carrier ilving all the
me on a simple dlet of pinole, 8
fuely ground corn, wixed with water
into a thin paste
One Bide Is Sweeter
lhe orange and the peach have each
a sweeter side, and this is the side
which does pot bear the stem The
stem half of these fruits is usually not
s7 sweet and juicy as the other half,
not because It receives less sunshine,
bul probably because the juice gravi-
tates to the lower half
First Japanese Ape
The first Japanese ape ever born
in the London zoo is the great attrac-
fon there at present But he can be
seen only In fine weather, when his
proud parents Uring him out for a
sup bath and to enjoy the admiration
he excites among the visitors
Extra Army Rations.
All European armies have oertaln
exiras weekly in the way of food
Sugar is given in England and France,
(wo gallons of beer In Rusals, half
a gallon of wine lo Italy, three pounds
of fish to Bpain, and five ounces of
butter in Belgium
Alr in the Arctics
The alr is so pure in the polar re-
gions, so free from barmful microbes,
tha! throad and lung diseases are un-
known thede That section ls also
entirely free from contagious mala-
dies
Fifty Years a Rabbi.
Chief Rabbi Mell, of Trieste, recently
completed 50 years’ tenure of office
The jubilee was celebrated In all the
synagogues The chief burgomaster
personally tendered his congratulations
to the chief rabbi
Artificial Ears
Burtsell Hoe, eight years old, who was
born without ears, has been fitted with o
pair at Bowling Green hospital, Toledo,
(0 He always possessed the seuse of
hearing
Ancient Italian Village
A village of the bronze age has been
found near Domodossola, Italy. [It had
apparently been burned Beautiful
vases, bracelets nnd lance heads Lave
been discovered
Early Start.
Sir Oliver Lodge whose name 14 fa
mous lo connection with psychical re-
Bayhsod to Manhood.
It is hard to tell just when a youth be-
comes a man, but it is very close to tho
Remarkable.
Considering bow little ice there has
Any Pula have rokt Thru
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Four “Don'ts” Proposed as a Start
in the Right Di-
rection. i
A coterie of ladies at Amsterdam |
edit a periodical paper called the |
“Euphrosyne.’ It was this paper
which first proposed jhe creation of a
national costume for the female licges
of the Dutch sovereign, and its ex- |
| ample has been followed by a coterie
|of gentlemen, who pow publish a)
‘Journal for the prometion of a na
i ional costume, for the
and the encouragement
| Industry ™
If American editors would but en-
gentlemen, |
of national |
mynheers, we should oon
Ydently expect surress in this matler
«f a national costume Now Wwe cal
nly hope i
However, we will propose =» few |
{rules lo our department of regulating |
female costume, as a sample of our
taste These wili be prokibitory mere- |
Every person knows the necessity |
exposing false po |
tons before enforcing right ideas
1. No lady shall wear more than
seven distinct colors In her dress at
the mame time—that being eucugh to
form a rainbow i
2 No iady shall wear colored or
clouded stockings with a white dress |
8. No married lady shall appear in|
a pink bonnet {We should lke to
extend this prohibition to all ladies |
over 14.) |
4 No lady, who hopes to be mar |
ried, shall wear the hem of her gown |
above her ankles —lLadles’ Magazine
1832.
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CAT AND RAT FELLOW PETS |
In Peace They Share the Honor of |
Belug a Warship's
Mascots
A sallor approac hed the officer of the |
deck after retreat on board the Chi-
cago recently and sald, saluting: “Sir,
may | have permission to go to the |
Satara?’
“What for?’ sald that officer, relates |
the Honolulu Commercial Advertiser. |
“To get the cat’ was the reply i
That cat 1s the pet of the ship
When the flagship went to Hilo, the |
crulser's cat stayed behind to get ac-
quainted with the cata of the tropics
He evidently got pretty well acqualnt- |
ed, for when returned and |
the cat came ba = was a battle
scarred veleran
Beside the ca it Battleship boasts
a rat Not a | i* fo but a white
rat from Bremer oun, W That rat
is also a pet. and is 3 g well-fed,
well-mannered rodent white as
driven snow. 1h who seems lo
be his special gu that the |
more he pounds better he |
likes him
He crawls all over the boys, takes |
his cigarette smoke like a Spanish sen- |
osrita, and makes himself quite at home |
wherever he is But! he uever gels |
“shore leave
The cat and the rat are the best of
friends Once in awhile the rat gets
& iittle too familiar to sult his cat-
ship aud Lites the cat's lips with his |
sharp teeth Then the cat looks pained |
and turns up his eyes to the boys for |
sympathy He never seems to think |
»f such a thiog as eating up hls com-
panion
the ¢ us
=h
rss)
as
5.11101
irdian gays
the rat the
WORK AS HORSE BARBERS |
at the Btockyards Put in |
Their Time Trimming
the Nags
One of the many unique occupations
followed by men in the Chicago stock
yards Is that of “horse barber” and
those who follow it have io recent
years bulit up a business of no
mean proportions Elght or nine
crews of these workers find a means
to a livipg in the tattered bair and
rough ooats of the country horses
shipped to the stockyards to be sold,
says the Chicago Tribune.
Country horses usually come In
with a ragged forelock, a mane which
stisggles over both sides of the neck
ard long bair on their legs The
first thing the bright shipper does Is
to take his “string” aropynd to the bar
ber and have them trimmed and the
second thing he does is to hie himself
to the nearest tomsorial artist and
get a clean shave for himself. When
the shipper and his horses meet
again they don't know ome another
The horses have smooth, shiny coats,
thelr legs are ciean and sleek to look
at and they have nice manes, falling
evenly over one side of the neck—
and somehow the neck looks a good
deal more arched that way —and there
are bows of bright ribbon tied In the
rippling locks and bright ribbons are
in the neatly braided tails, while the
shipper himsif is spick and span from
his recent “brush-up”
Crews
Sounded Well, But, Oh, My!
“Yes, sald a Detroit woman on a |
street car the other day, "yes, we now |
have a lovely home out Woodward av-
enue We have a wide porch on the |
front of the house and in the summer
time it Is just lovely to sit there and |
watch the cars go proand con.’
This one by the same woman made |
a hit with the women
“1 have just ordered a new hat It
Is a lovely creation and cost me $78. |
{t ts tritnmed with regrets and bon
bons '—Detroit Free Presa.
Never Heard of Him.
“What did you think of ine lecture
last night?" asked Mrs. Upmo |
“It was awfully interesting.” id Mra, |
Struckoyls “But who is this Marquis |
Aurelius be quoted so much? He'sanew |
one, isn’t he?” Chicago Tribune |
Oklahoma's Governors.
Either Oklahoma is an unusually |
healthful locality or politics Is a more |
healthful occupation there than
other states. In the 17 years of her)
existence Okishoma has had seven
governors, all of whom are still alive
and in good health.
ME |
. FRANK = WOOD, Representative |
News and advertising matter may be
| loft at Gregg's Racket Store, Waverly.
After 12 o'clock noon call the main
Slice ab Gays: YAley vhdns 116%.
RL i. Howard is in E ‘mira,
Merton Reynolds and wife spent |
|
Assemblyman Byram L. Winters
‘spent Sunday in Waverly.
E. Clair Van Atta made 2 busi-|
ness trip to Elmira today.
Mrs. F. A Sawyer left this
| morning for a visit with friends in|
New York.
Waverly —Miss Elizabeth O° Dea
who has resided with her supposed
position as stenographer in Bing-
hamton. While at that place she
discovered that she had been
adopted when a baby by the
O'Deas and that her name was
Buchanan. She has located two
‘brothers and two sisters.
GIVEN FIFTEEN DAYS
Wayerly—Tom MacAsee came
to town Saturday and indulged too
freely in the flowing bowl. He
James Grace has resigned his
move to New York.
Mr. and Mrs. Mcrton Beebe, of
| New York, will visit relatives at,
| this place this week.
Wesley Smeaton was in Horse- |
calling on his
H. B. Graf and wife were called!
{account of the illness of Mr. Graf's |
| mother.
———e |
G. S. McGlenn will soon move |
linto the house belonging to John!
| Mahoney, corner of Orchard and
John Bingham, of Lockwood, |
vertiser scholarship contest, was in
| Waverly Saturday.
Officer Patrick Corcoran is at-
tending the funeral of a relative at
Bentley Creck. Officer McHenry
1s substituting for him
Nevaro, the celebrated contor-
|day to take part in ‘the Impenal
| minstrels tomorrow evening.
A new fire wall is being con
structed between the Odd Fellows
part belonging to Grant Dodge.
Mrs. G. T. Smeaton returned to
her home at Towanda this morniag
after spending some time at the
home of T. B. Smeaton, Clark
Tuesday | is the last day of the |
special ribbon sale at
| Racket Store. 235 and 30c ribb ons |
for 15¢; 15 and 18¢c kinds for 10c;
Gregg’ .|
——
The Farther Lights society of
the Baptist church will go to Che- |
mung tomorrow evening and pre |
sent the farce comedy,
nets,”
place,
“Sun Bon-
at the Baptist church at that |
Among the attractions for this
evening will be the Colgate Glee
Club at the Baptist church. The
address on civic improvement by
Mrs. Millspaugh at the high school |
and the first meeting of the board |
of trustces.
W. F. Dieffenbach and Miss
Laura Hunsinger, both of Colley,
Pa, were married at the Hotel |
Norwood Saturday evening. Also
by the same clergyman the same
same evening Edward M. Agnor |
of Waverly, and Miss Jennie Bald- |
win of South Waverly were mar
ricd at the parsonage.
WANT A BALL TEAM
Waverly—An effort is being |
| made by local base ball fans to or |
ganize a league of clubs composed |
of members of the different hose |
companies, and perhaps the Eagles
land Knights of Columbus. The]
| games could be arranged without |
‘much expense and as the teams
SP —
create considerable interest.
WILL SERVE SUPPER
Waverly—Friday evening of this |
week the Ladies’ Aid society of the |
| Methodist church will serve a
At
8 o'clock Mr. Adendorff, a Cornell |
student and a mative of Johanns- |
burg, South Arica, will give a talk,
-
town. He again proceeded to fill
up and was brought before Justice
Hoagland. This time he was given
fifteen days in the Owego jail.
WILL RUN SPECTAL TRAIN
Waverly —A special train will be
run over the Erie Saturday night
“Ben Hur.”
The train will leave Waverly at
6:45 and return leaving Elmira at
[11:40
Very Cheap Traveling
Beginning Feb. 14 and continuing dai-
ly until April 6th, the Erie R. R. will
sell eolonist tickets to all Pacific Coast
and numerous interior points at very
low rates, which will be quoted and ail
other information given by calling on or
ord, H.
Webster, DP. A, Elmira. N.Y. 218-eod
=F AU
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Pred
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ONS
LPOAD.
78.25 to Los aE te , and re-
turn, tickets on sale April 24th to
inclusive, Valid to return
to reach home pot later than July 3ist.
Btop over privileges west of Missouri
simay-eod
IY RAS
FRIDAY, MARCH 30
NEW YORK BY NIGHT
-BY —
HENRY BELMAR
York Life After Dark.
Prices 25, 35 and 50 Cents
Advance Sale Wednesday.
LEHIGH AND SCRANTON
COAL
At the Lowest Possible Prices.
Orders can be left at West Sayre
Store, both phones; or at the Erie stree
COLEMAN MASSLER,
FISH, FISH,
We will have them every day during
Lent. Also a good line of meat at popu-
lar prices. KB. J. BELLIS, Elizabeth
Valley Phone 66x. Bell Phone 138w
R. H. DRISLANE,
Contractor and Builder
Plans and Estimates Furnished,
103 Lincoln St. Sayre, Pa.
Graduates of the American School
Dr. Andrew Taylor Still, Kirks-
are located tempor-
Hotel Snyder, 2nd Floor, Room
3, Waverly N. Y_,
until they can secure permanent of-
fices in this city, and will be pleas-
ed to meet all who are interested
and explain the science. All acute
ed. Examination and consultation
free.
We positively will move on April 1
and in order to reduce our $15,000
stock of CLOTHING AND SHOES
we will innaugurate a removal sale,
beginning March 13, to last 12 days,
and will give you some convincing
prices. .
SUITS
Men's suits that were $7 now £4 48
Men's “« 678
Men's “ 820
Men's “ 965%
HATS
$175 and $2 derbies and soft
9 ' hats, newest shapes, $1 28.
12
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OVERCOATS
Overcoats that were $6 to $9, 84 78
" 10 to 14, 6.80
a“ i" "
SHOES
100 pairs men's $3 shoes, now
$198,
Children’s shoes soc and up,
“
KNEE PANTS
soc and 75¢ values now 42¢.
| 25c values 18c.
MEN'S PANTS
150 pairs Men's Pants that were |
81.50, now gSc,
$2 and $2.50 Men's Pants, now|
$1.48.
Suit cases worth $1.50, now g8c.
60 pairs ladies shoes, the £1.25
kind, now gsc.
Men's odd vests,
81 25, now 65c.
lk
FURNISHINGS
500 silk bow worth 25c,
three pair for 25c.
go dozen black half hose,
finish, three pair for 25¢.
Men's soc work shirts, double
or single fronts, now 38c.
Men's white handkerchiefs 3c
each, two for sc.
ties worth $1 to
Bring in your boy to be
clothed, we will save you
money.
B. Freedman,
308 Broad Street, Waverly.
RIBBON SALE!
Tuesday the Last Day.
Values.
Exceptional
25 and 30c Ribbons 15c.
15 and 18c Ribbons 10¢.
7 and 10c Ribbons Sc.
Cor. Broad St. and Park Ave., Waverly.
I tn JLANT_ADS
MARCH 27 AND 2s.
Coming Attraction
DIMOCK & DUNN'S
Imperial All Stars
MINSTRELS
Benefit Waverly Hook & Ladder
Co. No. 2
Prices—25, 35 and 50 Cents.
Notice
Want ads inserted by
ing a ledger aocount with The Record
must be for when ordered printed.
We posi W512 Sauncs Sharpe want ads
the expense of book-
keep ee 3 ston
out of
ro to the amount involved In
transaction,
AGENTS WANTED.
Eve: here to sell teas, coffees, splices,
a 4
and fine soaps,
LIS
alm, dahon, eb0, A good chance for
and girls to make money after office,
hours. We also Ti Yo
and girls selling » vs Jima House for rent—8 rooms, all modern
ss watch A moun Juproventels Iousied Er Hilpus
wrist bracelets, guns, stick pins, | 27509 son street. of
dolla ete. These prizes come extra and | 0: W- Morsh, 120 North Elmira street,
not Include your regular commission, Athens. 260-2w
Men and women are making a good In-
come off our plan. Write today for full
information to the SAYRE SPEUIALTY
WORKS, Box 115, Bayre, Pa.
For Sale.
A large Edison pueacgra h in first
class shape, and 90 oe sale
cheap. Can be seen any ro at James
Bmith's, 604 8. Main St., Athens,
Wanted.
Wanted —A situation in house
work, in a private family. Eira. Nottie
Smith. Inquire at Osborne House,
203-6t
For Rent
For rent, office rooms in the Wheelock
Block. 204
The Dr. Judson pro
strect, Athens, Pa. Apply WY Ww.
ghia, Farmers National Bank, A
A suit of rooms for 1
240-1
t
on the second floor in oping
ens, Pa. All the modern improvemen
W. H. Shaw, ne bro pon
Two offices for rent in the
ates Maney &
rsons not hav- on North
Try an ad in The Record.
Lost
Lost—Between high schoo
and 301 Desmond thy »
face gold watch,
Finder please return to
For Sale or Rent
Cards For Sale.
Valley Record has in stock the
signs:
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