SAYRE, PA.
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Talmadge Bullding, Elmer Ave., Sayre,
Valley Pose 1281.
WE PRINT
The Valley Record
G. J. Kiromn,
SAYRE'S LEADING
DRAYMAN.
Especial care and prompt at-
tention given to moving of
Pianos, Housshold Goods, Safer
atc,
HILL & BEIBACH
CAFE
Best of Everything
Lockhart St.
RACING INJURES HEARING.
Chauffeurs Ar Deafened by |
Terrible Roaring of
Their Cara
He had dove in his 110-borsepower
Philadelphia Bulletin
“Congratulations,” sald a young
“What? said be
“Congratulations.”
He smiled and shook his head |
“What!”
“lI saM: ‘Congratulations’ What |
is the matter with yout?
deaf?
But again be failed to hear her.
“Ia a few miouted,” be sald, "I'll
be all right. 1 suppose it was the
noldd of the motor or the swift going |
—at any rate, 1 Am #fiveloped In the |
most terrific tumult—4 roar like the,
winds of a bundred storme—and |
caft’'t hear a word you say,
“lI am always }ike (his after a
rath,” Be continued. ‘For 15 min. |
utés of so I am as deaf as a post.
Then gradually the rodring mn my
ears subsides, and I begin to dls
titgulsh the sounds that occur around
me | see mow lipd moving and
mouth ajump, but I bear not a word.
“All men that race in heavy, power.
ful; detonating cars are deaf, like
mé, At their races’ end. | am um.
aware, though, of any chauffeur whose
hearing bas been permanently injured |
by racing”
Are you
Not Next.
Mr. Nooriéh— You should be careful, !
dear, how you talk through that public | ®
telephone. You know many dangerous
germs have been caught from the _ 11
phone.
Mrs. Noorich—But, John, | was taik- |
fug to some one in New York You |
know that is too far away for germs |
to come.— Chicago Dally News.
Hotel Guest—1 say, walter, what's
this? |
Walter—It's fillet of sole, sir
“Oh, Indeed! Well, you might take it
away, and see If you can’t get me a nice
bit from the upper part of the boot In-
stead.” — Brooklyn Citizen.
Monkey Business,
For swinging 8&8 monkey round his
head by its tail George Brown, a slow
man was seateuced to 28 days’ Ime
prisonment in Liverpool
The Origin of Dreams.
Knicker—Do you think dreams are
caused by what you eat’
Bocker—{ kpow it: | had a little
supper with the boys and now wy wife
bas » dream of a hat. —N. ¥. Sun
The Optimist.
The optimist had Just had both his
legn cut oft.
“At Tesst,” We murmured gratefully,
*1 will 30 Jonger be (old to step lively,”
CENTENARIAN LOVERS WED
After Being Parted for 50 Years,
Aged Couple Marry—Romance
of the Civil War.
Lorain, O.—For 50 years they have
not until each had
passed the century mark could Sam-
Kuhns and Saruh Jackson make
They finally
| Penfield township, this county. Capt.
Kuhns is 101 and his bride is a little
over 100. She is a daughter of An-
| drew Jackson and a relative of Abra-
bam Lincoln.
Behind this singular marriage lles
¢ romance of the war. In Springfield,
Ii, Miss Jackson met Samuel Kuhns
Mr. Kuhns, born in Richmond, was
tied down to the law, but he enlist-
ed as a private in the Mexican war
| and won his commission. He re-
tain’s epaulets. Then Kuhns was
with Grant and Sherman in the civil
War. He was one of the first 1o
go up against that terrible wall of
Fredericksburg when men of the
Union were mowed down like sheep
under the hall of confederate bullets
He was at the taking of Vicksburg,
znd was In Sherman's march to the
12 He was twice Imprisoned {a
Libby
Kuhns, released from prison. a man
without occupation or career, heard
the
country, finally settling in Columbus
He never brought to her mind and
beart the knowicdge that he was
alive, but cherished In silence the
niemory of his only love
Not long ago «' a reunion of army
vejerans, Mrs. C;awford, now a wid-
ow, whose malden name was Jack-
son, and Mr. Kuhns were formally
fntroduced. As her eyes fell upon
his face she gave 2 hysterical cry and
imugh and fell Inin his arms,
fr ————————
Preliminary Training.
Uncle Joslah~First time. you ever
milked a cow, Is It? Well, you do it a
thunderin’ sight better than most city
fellers do
Visiting Nephew-—Il seems to come
natural, somehow. 1've had a good deal
of practice with a fountain pen —Chi-
cago Tribune
He Was "The Reserves.’
A Staten Island policeman has a
beat 30 miles long Recently he was
before the police commissary on
charges of being late at a fire. “DM
the reserves turn out?” sternly nsked
the Inquisitor. “Yes, alr, he did”
meekly responded the lone patrolman.
Queer Currency.
Tobacco, which nsed to be the me-
dium of exchange in the sarly colonial
days of Virginia, Is to-day the cur
reficy of British New Guinea, The
Mrs. H S Stevens of South
street is moving to Stevensville tos
day.
Relatives from Orwell and Pot-
terville are visiting George Pendle.
ton, South Main street.
Mrs. William Erk and son and
Mrs. Erk’s mother, Mrs. Varney,
returned from Towanda yesterday.
Harold Lindsay of ‘St John's
academy, Manlius, is visiting his
parents, Mr, and Mrs. Grant Lind
say. :
Frank Olendorf and Manley
Tolbert, students at Bucknell uni-
versity, are home for their Easter
vacation.
Henry Kaulelt of Harris street
left this morning for Sheshequin
where he will conduct a blacksmith
shop in the future.
M. Doran of Willow street, who
has been having treatment for his
eycs the past four days, returned
from Wilkes Barre yesterday after-
nogn.
A party of the eighth grade pu-
pils enjoyed a sleighride to Ulster
last evening. They refuse to make
any statement as to the time they
returned.
The roads through the country
are reported as being very badly
drifted, in some instances the roads
being entirely impassable, making
®t necessary to travel in the fields
The case of F. D. Potter vs. L.
C. Kitchen was scheduled to be
tried before Justice Tozer this after-
df ndant sold him a horse that had
the leckjaw, and seeks to recover
his damage.
Mrs Alice Dennis, assisted by
A , of Sayre, instituted a camp of
The new camp starts off with 38
charter members. Refreshments
was had. The P.O, of A.is the
women’s auxilliary of the Patriotic
Order Sons of America.
SUPPER A A SUCCESS
Athens—The supper given at
the Methodist church last night
was a success in every way. The
supper is an annual affair, and is
served by the men of the church
Last night they served an excellent
repast and proved themselves adept
at the business. The room was
crowded, and about $50 was cleared
The boys glee club of Sayre was
present and rendered several selec
tions that were highly pleasing to
those present.
AMERICAN SPEECH UNIFORM
Many Different Languages and Strik-
ing Dialects Used in Great
Britain,
it bas been observed that the lan-
guage spoken in the United States 1s
remarkably uniform. True, there are
many dialects, but Great Britain, less
in area than any one of balf a dosen
states, contains such very different
languages as English, Welsh and the
Gaelic of the Scottish highlands, to
say nothing of the provincial dialects
of Cornwall and Yorkshire and the
unique speech of the London cockney,
while In this country, with its vast
expanse of territory, its settlement by
Bpanish, French, Dutch and Bwedish
colonists and its millions of immi-
grants drawn from nearly every coun-
try, large and small, all over ths
world, there ls far greater uniformity
of speech than In any other land of
equal area and pupulstion.
The causes can be readily seen. The
public schools have made this a nation
of readers and the press has supplied
books and papers without limit. Press
associations have done their pant
toward giving a uniform and fairly
good tone 0 the newspaper language
of the day. The telegraph, the tele-
distant pasts of the country iato gulek
and sasy communication and so have
alded in teaching a common language.
The rallroad has penetrated every
corner of the land and made a nation
of travelers. Countless human shyt-
ties thus we throwh dally serces Lhe
land in avery direction, caFryfng with
them the threads of thought and
speech and doing thelr part to make! a
one pattern of the whole.
“The members of this band were out:
laws In the eyes of their own people.
The dattoes and chiefs wanted them
brought to terms as badly as did the
Americans.
“Those who think the disturbance
was caused by religious troubles ard
mistaken. The United States has never
interfered with tue religion of the is
lands.”
TWO BODIES WASHED ASHORE.
Sehooner Lady Antrim Wrecked OF
Marblehead Neek.
MARBLEHEAD, Mass, March 21 —
Small fragments of the Boothbay (Me)
schooner Lady Autrim were found
strewn along the ocuiside of Marble
head neck, off which she was wrecked.
It is thought all ou board were lost, as
with the broken pieces of the vessel
were the bodies of two of her crew.
The crew Is supposed te bave num-
bered five men
The vessel was so completely smpash-
ed up that it was sone hours after the
wreckage bad Leen discovered that her
identity was learned. The bodies were
found bigh upon the beach.
From the description of wreckage
along the neck it was thought that the
Lady Antrim struck either on Tom
Moore's rocks or Tinker's Ishnd. The
heavier portions of the vessel were
found inside of Tinker's island, flung
high upon the beach on the south side
of the neck, where they would natural
ly have been carried by the dood tide.
After the two bodies were found a
portion of the vessel's stéru, painted
black, on which was the word “Booth:
bay,” came in.
The Lady Antrim was a two masted
schooner of eighty-three tous burden.
She was built at Edenton, N. C, In
1857 and was owned and commanded
by J. H. McClintock of Boothbay Har
bor, Me., who, it is thought, was one of
the victims of the wreck.
Moscow Mourns For Schmidt,
MOBCOW, March 21. — The Nocial
Democrats and revolutionaries of this
city are mourning the death of Lieuten-
ant Schmidt. Thousands of workmen
ure wearing crape on their arms, and
funeral services were held in the chap.
ele of many factories. Fhe population
generally is also deeply affected. Re
quiems masses for the repose of his
soul have yen said in several of the
churches,
Substitute for Platinum
A Baltimore map announces that he
has discovered a substitute for plat-
inum. The American Inventor de
scribes the new metal as grayish white
wilh about the same specific gravity
and atomic weights as platinum has.
It is. malleable and ductije
FINANCIAL AND COMMERCIAL.
Closing Steck Quotations.
Money on call steady at $565 per cent;
prime mercantile paper, {bl per cent;
exchanges, $315,309.55, balances, FiL147.883
total. exports of general merchandise trom
the port of New York for the week ending
yesterday were valued at JI1L9I8.20
Closing prices.
N. Y. Central... 18%
Nort. & West. oy
nid
Brooklyn R.T.. 0% um
c.C.Ca8LL. ®
Ches & Ohlo.... By
Chi & Northw. I
D.&H, oo XN
Erle... AY
Gen. Electric. . 167
IIL. Central. 150
lackawanna. . 46
louls. & Nash. . 10%
Manhattan, .... 157
Metropolitan... 118
Missouri Pac.
114% | ported
Southern Pac
Southern Ry.... ¥%
South, Ry. pf...
Bugger ....ooo.o
Texas Pacific...
Union Pacific
UU, 8 tel , 19%
UU. 8. Steel pr. 1084
West. Union "nl
New York Markets.
WHEAT~Spring quiet; No. 1 northern,
Me, winter dull, but firm; No In 8c
RN—-Dull, but firm; No. 2 yellow,
her No. 2 corn, &
UATS~Firm, No 2 white, Bie
BARLEY--Firm; western offered at 419
82. In store
AU TTER~ Creamery ; tres, r pound
ngn (Mercantile Exchas off mcial
quotation, extras, 7c); Aras, Xe;
onds, ; thirds, leis; be dd. extras
Te i
Hg , Arste, 153 seconds, 16g
th ida, Wie. ; state dairy, tubs. finest,
’ 179 200s,
th Ie. 15
$ Rptde, Age. seconds,
CHEESE tate full gream, large and
small, colored an wail fancy, 1Wp18c.;
0od » Rah ee ci common w
alr, skims, fall .
cholce, a Neti 3 ha made, beat, 1094
10%. ; by skims,
good,
aclerrad white, fancy, A=
' 3 oxtin, Jola
Alrtien, 12% checks, in ; refrig
orators, 1
DRESSE octane Camo Ohlo
per pound. 17618. ; brollers, 4 pounds and
under to pair, Phifsdeiphia, dry ed
New York and phim. Ary pick
y
: chickens, Philadel
A Tonia, iia |
the, fowls, 8
14%; focka, ald, ), Sry pk Kod and oie h
us ATES,
fh, Se Prired, SURGT. dark, Soy
DRESSED MEATS~Calves steady al
rad
4 013c. for elty dr vehls; extra car-
Casses, coun steady at
zc. mutton army
herd al
und; lambs at Me ; oe ry. freaked
house lambs Xow al
oud . LU Ni. Aen fh Ww noe
sold up to per
steady at hg oe. per poun
ps heavy to light weights
«» Live Steck Markets.
firsts. “6c.
ise: New York and
Bridge Work
| PROGRESS
IIs the order of the
| day. As a city, we
(will inevitably have
‘anew Town Hall,
a complels sewer
leystem and fine
pavements.
You can add to vite
the general im-
provement.
An up to date |Shask
bathroom ora good
heating system will
add value to your
property, give you
BR better health. And
it doesn't cost so
much. Ask us about
it
DO IT NOW.
ei —
H. R. TALMADGE,
Both "Phoves. Elmer Ave.
A. H. MURRAY, M.D.
SPECIALTIES
the By, Har, Nose and
Throat, and oh Fitting of Glass-
Hours—9-
oa. 3 7-8; Bundays by
Maynard. Maynard & Schrier
Attorneys and Counselors.
M. P. A. Block, Sayre, Pa. May-
nard Block, Athens, Pa.
JOHN C. PECKALLY,
Foreign and Domestic Frults.
of pure ase Olive Qil just re-
a0 butey of macaroni and im-
All direct from Italy.
Fo. 5 peek St., Waverly,
Power
Of $15.00 as applied
received for Spring.
the newest patterns,
ime beavies:
Our Specialty
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