the sevénties, clambered to th z the ice-tovered steel roof and fought the fierce Bames for an hour. Unald- ed except by those who attached buck- sts of wafer to the rope he lowered, | he extinguished the fre. “1 am my | ‘own fire department,’ says the old! man, gualatly Lightuing struck One Solid Wek Core mencing MONDAY, MARCH 12 FRANK E WOOD, Representative News and "advertising matter may be left at Gregg's Racket Store, Waverly. After 12 o'clock noon call the main office at Sayre, Valley ‘phone 128X, es SUDDEN ' Died This Afternoon While Seat. Prices Right. Large New Goods. C r Suites. Assortment. his house and GRAF & CO. We solicit your Banking busi- meus, and will pay you three per interest per annum for money on Curtificate of Deposit or The department of savings is a feature of this Bank, and deposits, whether large or small, draw the same rate of N. N. SAWTELLE, The 2 Valley R Record Ww. T. CARREY, Editor. — every afternoon except Bun- Murralle's Printing Office, Sayre, $3.00 per year; 25 cents rates reasonable, and made 88 second-class matter May Teh A wf Congress of March & — = Jewel of a Wife, The minister's wife had an unwel- visitor in a very talkative scan onger, 50 the minister went out a stroll. Returning half an hour * he called out “That old cat ne, 1 suppose?” “Yes,” sald his wife, ‘her guest falking to her § In & basket, my dear, who had still I sent It this morn What do you think of that for pres oe of mind and abséule oi Christian Life. ey Tails to Spare. ~ Cats with uise lives and cats with- t talls have always been plentiful in Wapakoneta, O, but cats with two of talls were never seen (here De . That town is the proud pos ‘sefsor of three Kittens with even % two have two talis each, one has only one common tail The extra talls grow out of tae kit tens’ backs along the backbone, are “folly developed, and almost as loDg “#8 the natura! tails Brazilian Servants 18 Brazil servants will not sleep in the house, as a rule, but expect to Jeave al seven at night and not re turn until seven or eight the next day. As a resull, many bouses bave . ® pane of glass in one of the windows “taken out, through which the baker "and the milkman pass their goods on their early rounds, without troubling 5 member of the family to get up and the door. Has Too Much Work. ‘Semalor Knox, of Pennsylvania, In conversation with a friend the other day, laughingly observed that if he Bad any \dea as to the amount of ‘work he would have to perform he would uever have taken a Job as a member of the United States scnate He ls compelled to answer ou au av erige, of 125 letters a day Gen. Sherman's Daughter Old Tecumseh Sherman's favorite davghter, Mra. Alexsoder M Thack ara, wife of the United States con sul geoeral at Berlin, Is the leader of American life In the kaiser's capital Her bome I= in that part of Berlin knows as the “District of Columbia,’ ‘Because 80 many Americans are clus tered lu the vicinity Animal Antipathles. Many animals are born with an in herfted antipathy for other animals The excessive fear shown by young rabbits which for the first time smell ferret, and of young turkeys which Bear the shrill cry of a hawk they BAve Rever sesn or heard before, are proved examples of the strength of these Instinctive antipathies Head-Ou Collision. - Claude Dooley and Herbert Pulver were skating in opposite directions ob Long's pond at Douglass, relates the Kansas City Journal Ome or the other misread bis orders and Lolh met “OB the same siding. Young Pulver got S Jar on the top of his head that . ERIE near telescoping bis eck The part of Claude's Dose Was Wp Into his perspective facul an - JOWA MAN BEARS A CHARMED LIFt ‘HAS SURVIVED TWO-SCORE SE- RIOUS ACCIDENTS. STILL ACTIVE AT AGE OF 77 Henry Walker, of Johnson County, Has Had Bones Broken Several Times—His Highly Event- ful Life knocked him unmarked The country home upconsclous—recovered which so nearly is typical bulit the three-storied himself, and manufactured the brick froma which it wes constructed. For this purpose he Lulit kllus his farm Many a time When, in gathering Lis stock after a spring freshet that flood- ed the flelds adja ent to the lowa riv- er, Mr. Walker plunged Into the ou aced by fire; legs, arms and ribs frac- tured repeatedly by falls and runa-| ways; ‘life imperilled through somnam- bulism; kicked by refractory horses and stubborn mules; furiated steers, snd Indians, the victim of 50 more or leas grave ac | { peace and former supervisor of John- son county, lowa, to-day lives to tell | the tale He could-be described as bale and hearty were he nol just recovered persous would have Leen plunge down a song flight of stairs fracturing bis skull After this accl- dent, which was due to a sompambu- Hatlc attack, Mr. Walker was “picked uf for dead,” but that experience has been his for (wo score times and he speaks jestingly of his latest near ap- proach to death, as he does of dozens of others. Mr. Walker enjoys the novel distine- tion of being the most frequently In a fatal HE PLUNGED HEADLONG DOWN STAIRS jured man in all lowa He Is now al- most 77 years of age, and his misfor- tunes began about t6 years ago, when he came here, a boy of 11, from his birthplace in Portage county, Ohlo Despite the manifold accidents his ite has been energetic and fruitful and to this day he is as bright and “chipper '—when not in the surgeon's hands—as a man 40 years his junior During his long #nd busy life he has amassed 3 fortune in lowa farms and now occupies and constantly cares for his 1,100 acres along the shores of the fowa river in Johnson and Washing ton counties Mr Walker's recent disastrous tus sle with somnambulism caused him become reminiscent, and he some of the mwny mishaps of eventful life following Attack of black erysipelas one eye lost Engaged In w.estling broken near shoulder Fell out of haymow—Dbroke several ribs Slipped while carrying walter eral ribs broken Trampled by herd of 44 maddened, stampading steers Three horses attached to a dragged him through a hay field kle passed completely him re peatediy —cut and brulsed Mules attached dragged him over a long fleld broken at thigh; this bone he set and dressed himself Lightning struck and killed cattle snd other stock "ear where he was working In a field and hed him senseless RAMONE bodies sight of | match — arm | a sickle | over to a hay rake wound he Stret their dead recovered unhuraesd While on a journey on foot, driving 060 cattle to a po.nt 26 miles from his home u deep snow drifts found unconscious, revived with diffi- culty; flugers frozen off: part of one ear ditto, nose frozen A him — both Lroken In a somnanibulistic plunged down a long fractured on top and at the base, nose broken Besides these cuumerated accidents Mr Walker recallr a score of runa was lost colt bones of Lis right leg slate temporarily imperiled, but out of which be came unscathed. Many times he was thrown, kicked and dragged by fractious horses, and yet suffered no broken bones and no injuries of last- { Age has never Im- paired Lis ability as a swimmer. As a pedestrian he proved hi= prow- ess many years ogo, when he walked to the government offices In lowa stake his claims. This meant a tramp to Dnbugue, a distance of 120 miles Such a jourfey was but child's play, however, to the man who, at the age of 20, when Inspired Ly the “goid fe- ver," had walked over death-bearing plains to California. As “Forty- be covered that distance on arriving in the gold fields with one yoke of oxen. He started with seven - {ing fellows made the journey trebly | dangerous, and made walking, waking and watchfuluess, night and day, pref- | Mr. Walker Is a total abstainer, both | | Were It pot for his extraordinary | { series of accidents he would have been | under the doctor's care but rarely in| throughout the years of Us run, and | never stopped his work to “shake it | On one memorable occasion his his knowledge The doctor diagnosed hi= illness as pneumonia and drove him to bed Next day the physician called and found the old man waist deep In wa- ter, at the bottoni of a 40-footl well, at work, where no other man would go. The doctor left no prescription Mr. Walker 1s a warm-hearted man and is the foster parent of half whom a His wife, who has made his home happy for 25 years, was chosen with that qualntness which characterized hie whole life One day, while plant- ing corn during the busiest season, Mr Walker stopped bitched his horses to a near-by tree and proceded to the home of an estimable spinster, who had lived not far away To her he had never spokea a word of love, but he proposed on Lhe spot, gimilarly and lo eu hour was wed wedding dinner 48 hours nounced his warriage to his relatives was accepted Al fater an- surprised BEAR is UNWELCOME CUEST OF LUMBERMEN. this morning. was in town over Sunday. FE. street greenhouse is in Owego. Mrs. Anabel E Park avenue is int Elmira today. J. A. Ellis, the Lincoln street] grocer, is in Owego on business to day eg A pene Sunday with his parents in South | Waverly. Thomas Smeaton, Clark | of pleurisy. ————— A ——————. are in Owego today to be present Mrs. Thompson of Owego has lin club as instructor, A. IL. Howard is again able to resume his duties at his offic+, being iil for the past few days Miss Frances Wakely of Geneva N.Y Swartout, Waverly street. crt Cudahy packing company has gone to Omaha, Ncb, oa a business - cp N. ¥, day South Waverly. snte——— i ——— town hall over night. er — Mrs. S. E. Ellis went to New York city this morning. She will Animal Crawls Down Cbimney and Makes Feast of Lunch of Hun- gry Laborers Lawrenceburg, loud —James T. Mar- tin, a sawmill owner, whose plant Is located on South Hogan Creek, was | tuken the other day when be and his men returned to the [oR | house for dinner A small brown cipnamon bear bad climbed down the stone chimney after sceuting the | The unwelcome intruder had upset several buckets «nd baskets, and was engaged In de- | vouring the contents when he was un- | ceremoniously attacked by the hungry | lumbermen | Fhe bear at frst resented the at- tempts make it desist, but was; driven frum the hut into the] near by Several! guns and unawares to MARTIN WAB KNOCKED DOWN revolvers were oblulned, and the bear's life was speedily snuffed out Martin was knocked fiesh badly lacera‘ed by the animal's laws He would have probably been killed had ring iu Its nose caught on a stout sapling and pre- vented it from biting him A leath- er collar around the neck of the bear had a small metal plate, on which | vere some letters in a forelgu lan- Fuage A bout gypsies, ponies camped over night woods near the sawmill that the bear escaped from these wan- cerers not a four months ago a party of | Iu In Training “How 1s Josh doin’ in his studies?” asked Farmer Corntoasel. “Nol very well,” answered the profes- por. “He Is regular in attendance, but he never Answers any of Wy questions’ “Well, mebbe it's a pied d Sia Se J turn oul 6-he'a a hrfftr Mrs. Dearborn, William strect, returned home from Olean where she went to attend the Fred © Slawson and wife o Ithaca spent Sunday with Mr |Slawson's parents, Mr. and Mrs. A E. Slawson, Cheng street. — re The Roworth League will hold a social at the Mcthodist church next Wednesday evening. The male chorus will render several s=lections E. A Tilton returned from Ithaca last evening, where Le spent the last three days in the interest of the Central New York State Volunteer Firemen's Associ- ation The Farther Lights society of the B.ptist church will give a igh comedy entitled “Sun Bonnets,” the church next Friday night. admission will be 15c. entertainment tea will be free. scrved re — A Mi | be presented to the Waverly camp, | |S. of V. this evening. P. L. Lang will make the presentation speech | and an enjoyable entertainment has | ‘been provided. The doors will I not be open to the public, as has | Sons of Veterans in this vicinity. ed in a Chair in His Office | few minutes. | uted to heart failure. {fitted up a fine suite of offices i | verly Steck, TOLD To DEPART Waverly—A village line. FUNERAL YESTERDAY | largely attended. The Rev. vrs Woman Centenarian. Hatvey, of Marvel, died recently. ye ars oid of Weilliugton Mrs Isle She wns Natural Weathercocks. Bitds, when perched on trees bushes are natural weathercocks, they invariably roost with their heads the wind Loyalty’ s Value. There [2 one ts weight ty nesses -- Woman's Distinction. Miss Margaret Putpam, fleld, Mass state out of a mixed class of 235 On Tap. suggested the caller “It isn't necessary,” colonel's daughter it in the house.''-—Houston Post. replied Writer of Famous Hymn. Mrs. Jemima Luke, who wrote hymn, “1 Think When 1 Sweet Story of O14," isle of Wight, in her ninety-first year, At the Hotel. apartments confections? suites, —Baltimore Athericaii New Books for Boys. ol or ns Lo | The Always Welcome Big Comedy Company. Presenting J. M. Donavin and Flor- ence J. Murray And a carefully selected acting company. 5—Big Vaudeville Acts—;3 Matinces—Thursday and Friday. Prices—10, 20 and joc. For Monday evening a limited number of ladies’ special 15¢ tick- | ets will be sold, providing same | are purchased belore 5 p. m. Mon- day. Reserve scat sale opens Friday. We Stand on the Quality of Our Work. Try us fora Suit. A large num- ber of stylish designs of high grade material to se~ lect from. Prices Moderate. Cleaning, Pressing and Repairing, S. J. NASADOWSK]I, McCarthy Block, Broadway and Clark Sts, Waverly. care Best of Everything Lockhart St. Sayre. FISH, FISH, We will have them every day during Lent. Also a good line of meat at popu- lar prices. S.J. BELLIS, Elizabeth street, Valley Phone 66x. Bell Phone 138w THE DOCTORS OF THE Electro Medical Institute will be at the Tioga Hotel, Waverly, March 14 to 18. Consultation free and private A.E.BAKER Carpenter and Builder. 17 Pleasant St. Waverly, N.Y. Wm. B. McDonald, D.D. §. All modern methods for the scien- tific performance of painless opera- tions on the mouth and teeth. 104 South Elmer Ave, OVER THE GLOBE STORE. R. H. DRISLANE, Contractor and Builder Plans and Estimates Furnished. 103 Lincoln St Sayre. Pa Specialties Diseases of Women and of the Rectum, " will be an appropriate title for OFFICE—-SAMUELS BLOCK. Bverytning New aad Up-to:Date. First Accommodations. AGENTS WANTED. House to rent, Athens, Pa, corner of Elmira and Bri street. Apply to 8, O. Decker, West per street, 255-8¢ A seven room house, 202 Tyler street, Athens. Inquire at the house orof B, F. Lager, 228 Main St., shoe shop. 353-8* The Dr. Judson property on North street, Athens, Pa. Apply to W. Howard Allen, Farmers National Bank, Athens, Pa. 0-1 Double brick store, suitable for a gro- cery or grocery and meat market, cor- ner of Hugh street and Pennsylvania avenue, Athens, Pa. Will be *Btted up to suit the renter, new and in Arst-class order. James 8. Parks, Athens, 2538% A suit of rooms for light b housekeepiog on the second floor in Shaw's block, Ath- ens, Pa. All the modern improvements. W. H Shaw, Two offices for reat in the Maney & Page block. Nef Third floor of the Glaser block. Eleo- tric light, bath room and all modern im- provements. Enquire at Glaser's Loan office, Lockhart street. 1768 For Sale. 1905 Automobile, two or four passen- ger, convertible, prime condition, ine spection invited. Particulars on ree quest. Address Lock Box 8, Aton, Vy "Five plece parlor suit. Inquire 444 Pennsylvania avenoe, Waverly, 254-8t* Residence lot on North Wilbur avenue. Inquire 513 Stevenson street. 2154-11¢ Houses for sale in Wayely. ay located, from $1,000 u Dubos, 438 3 438 Warorry Rosy Bt, Inquire of A. G. For Sale or Rent Waverly, N.Y. House, barn and 12 acres of land in Lockwood. Enquirs of D, C, m, Lockwood, or owner, A. V. C. Vall, Itha- ca. The Robinson house, eorner Malin and Barry dtusets, Athens, Pa. Possesion at J.T. Corbin, Athens. ft Situation Wanted Widow wishes position as housekeep er. Inquire at 302 Stevenson Bt. 7-8 Political Announcement . the te Rapublioas Voters of Bradford i Lues y announce myself asa candi. presentative to the P vania Legislature from Bradford coun Subject to the rules of the Republican rty. Dr. C. L, Stevens, March 10, 1908, 2nd Ward, Athens.