* # 3, (oats, . NATIONAL BANK OF SAYRE. $50,000.00 3nd will pay you three per per annum for money e Valley Record RELLE, Publisher. W. T. CARREY, Editor. every afternoon except Bun- 's Printing Office, Bayre, $3.00 per year; 26 cents rates reasonable, and made application. Nl 88 second-class matter May postofiice at the Act of Congress of bh 8, = news that's fit to print” | , DECEMBER 29, 1905. NOT FOR FORTY YEARS. Boston Mas Ne Hopes of Getting Thieves BOSTON, Dec. 29 Chief luspector W. B. Watts anpounces that, while there is little hope of Boston getting and Edward Fair banks, both of New York who are sald to bave confessed io Elizabeth, N. J recently to thefts in various cities In cluding Boston, amounting to $50,000 there was good prospect of recovering some of the valuables which were stol eu from two Boston residences The two supposed teleplione inspect ors gained admittance to the Back Bay bouses of Rear Adwiral F. T. Bowles and J J Collins, a brother of the late Mayor Patrick A Collins. Awong the plunder was a box containiug the blog raphy of Admiral Bowles, which the thieves sent back Local police and telepboue luspectors jolned similar officinla from Lalf a doz en eastern cities in the search fur the alleged telephone officials, and at last they were arrested {nn Elizabeth on Dec, 13 It is alleged that they bave told where much of their plunder might be found Chief Watts states that if the wen served full terms in New York, Philadelphia, Balthmore, Washington, Albany, N Y.; Bridgeport, Conn ; Tren ton, NJ. aud other places where they operated it would be forty years be fure Boston would be able to deal with theiu Tried It on Horse A teamster in Oakland, Cal, arrested for driving a lame horse sald his em ployer was trylug Lo cure the horse by Christian science and had made him take off a poultice from the horse's leg She Knew Him An architect remarked to a lady that he had been to see the great pave In the new church The lady replied Don’t mention ames, | know the When Smart Baby Should Cry If babies were half as smart as thelr parents claim they would cry less at night and harder when a book agent ers Atchison Globe ly others going at corresponding RAF Park & CO. FRANK E. WOOD, Representative News and advertising matter may be left at Gregg's Racket Store, Waverly. After 12 o'clock noon call the main | office at Sayre, Valley ‘phone 142A. 1906 Dianes at Strong's Miss Fannie Morgan went to Elmira today. New Year's Post Cards at Strongs J. C. Wright has returned home after a visit at Toronto. Try Strong's Congh Syrup. Aleck Hawn of New Hamburg Canada, is visiting friends in town. Mrs. E. B Doyle, Loder street, is suffering from an attack of the gnp Pyro wood and outfits, low prices to close out stock at Strong's Pharmacy. Victor Getman will go to Hicks this evening to visit her parents for a few days. Hern and Leda Hedges are visiting friends at Dry Brook today, Misses Lena tp The work on the buildings at Baldwins lumber yard is progress- ing very rapidly. etm————— Mrs, Peter B. Tompkins of Buf- falo is visiting at the home of her sister, Mrs, E. S. Hanford. C. E. Brooks and wife witnessed the production of Camille by Sara Bernhart at Binghamton last even- ing Z James and William O'Dea of Philadelphia returned home after spending their vacation with their grandmother, Mrs. Ellen O'Dea. m——— tp — A man who resides north of Waverly came to town yesterday afternoon and proceeded to All himself full of distillery products. He fell into the hands of Officer Corcoran and spent the night in the town hall. He was allowed to go this morning on a suspended sentence. COING TO CALIFORNIA Waverly—E. J. Eisenberg, who has been a co partner with GE. Bailey in a cigar factory at No. 11 Cadwell avenue, has sold out his interest to Mr. Bailey and will go to Califorma. He has not yet decided just what line of business he will pursue, but intends to make California his fu- ture home. Bargains in Choice Building Lots buys a Stedman St. lot, 650x140, buys a Hopkins 8¢t. lot, 560x150. Lot corner Stevensoa and Stedman, cheap. Lot on Allison St., central. 1500 buys new hous: and lot near silk mill. 41300 buys & house and lot, corner River and Lockhart. $2100 takes new house, modern im- provements, Madison street. $2100 takes seven room house, North IL COMMITS SUICIDE Given As the Cause Waverly—Byron D. Ingham, a farmer residing in the town of Chemung, about three miles north of Waverly, died yesterday from the effects of a dose of strychnine which he had taken with suicidal intent. The deceased had been suffering from Bright's disease for some time and this, coupled with other trouble is supposed to have furnished the motive for the act, The funeral will take place to- morrow afternoon at 2 o'clock at the house with bunal at Glenwood cemetery, Waverly. UNITED IN MARRIAGE William Stanley and Miss Maud Ovenshire were united in marriage at the parochial residence by the Rev. Father Moianty. Miss Christine Pierce of Elmira acted as maid of honor and Walter Stanley of the same place was best man, After the ceremony a wedding dinner was served at the home of the bride's parents, Mr. and Mrs. C. L.. Ovenshire on Broad street Only the immediate family and a few intimate friends were present. Mr. and Mrs. Stanley left for a brief trip and on their return will reside on West Broad street. or a——— Titled Author King Edward's Urother-in-law, the duke of Argyll, bas eclarged his sphere of literary effort by writicg a bovk of nonsense verse in the form of a long ballad. His first work, ‘The United States After the War,” brought Lim w the rotice of American readers. After serving as governor general of Canada he wrote a book descriptive of the do- wision et Woman Expert. Miss Nell Havens, of San Francisco, is the only woman recoguired by the government as an expert in photogra- pby. She bas studied the Bertllloo system of identification and pictures taken by her are accepted by authori ties as equal to those made Ly Bertil. lon himself. Wasteful Giri. Tbe Brooklyn Gazette says that 8 Castleville young man, whose best girl while in a sportive mood hit him Ip the face with a ripe pawpaw, Is look. ing for another girl, oue who will know better than Lo waste pawpaws 0 near the end of the season Dangerous Proverb to Quote. “Remember, said the charity sharp, “he gives twice who gives quickly.” “In other words,” rejoined the mar ble-hearted map, “he gives twice as much as the fellow who stops to think it over.” Stray Stories. Acquiring Knowledge. Mrs. Jeakins—My son writes that ba is at the head of his class at college. Mrs. Jones—Ob, the freshman class, isn't It? Mrs. Jenkins—No. He calls It the “welterweight '—Philadelphia Ledger Her Opinion. noisy tie, “is 8 superior animal.” “That's what” rejoined the yound lady in the parior scene. “A man ead be more kinds of a donkey (han » styles. Prompt Action of Proprietor of the Establishment Averts Pos- sible Disastrous Conflagra- tion Athens—This afternoon about 1 o'clock P. ]J- Stone was on the roof of the engine and boiler room of his carpet cleaning establishment, South main street, making repairs on the roof. He was only mcely engaged at his work when there came from the room bencath a thick black smoke which hurried him to the ground and he found the engine room all ablaze. He had set a pot of coal tar on an oil stove to heat, which boiled over Seeing Mr. Macafee at his back door he asked him to turn in an alarm of fire. Then, with a hoe he reached the stove and snatched it out of the building, and the rest of the combustible contents. The floor of the engine room is con- crete so that the fire could do no damage until it reached the wood- work. Mr. Stone had a desperate experience for a few minutes. Had the fire gotten under headway nothing could have saved his establishment and the Smith barns adjoining. No. 1 hose company reached the place very soon but their services were not needed. Lived and Died Together. While several guesis were celebrat. ing the dlamond wedding of a couple pamed Bader, at Koulgswalde, Ger many, the wife was seized with syn- cope and dropped dead at the table Within ten minutes the aged widower also fell dead Kept Her Word, Tess—S0 you're really engaged to him? | thought you sald you wouldn't marry bim If he were the last mao 18 the world Jess—Well, he Isn't, Is be?—Phlladel- phia Public Ledger. Bcarcity of Copper. Two years ago the United States had as surplus of copper. Now It is the re verse. A coustantly increasing demand and a constantly decreasing visible supply Is the present state of the cop per industry. Great Tarrier. Killing 80 rats in 20 mioutes was one of the feats of Nell, a cross-bred leeds (England) terrier, which has just died. Her record kill was 170 In obe night Imperial Orchids, The empress of Germany is passion- ately fond of lowers, but for some time bas favored orchids, of which she pos sesses a great variety. C. J. Kiou, SAYRE'S LEADING DRAYMAN. Especial care and prompt at- tention given to moving of etc. MEAT It draws trade. It is a winner. 340 Broad Street. Both LOOMIS OPERA HOUSE TUESDAY, JANUARY 2. Dave B. Levis’ Big Froduc- tion UNCLE JOSH SPRUCEBY 13th Year of Success, All New This Year 20 People 20, Hayseed Band, Grand Operatic Orchestra, New and Novel Specialties, Carload Special Scenery, The Great Saw-Mill Scene. Suberb Mechanical Effects. Prices—25¢, 35¢ and 50¢. Sale Read The Record. The Record, has the best House Lease ever printed in Bradford county; also aut | og and ok Recel Books; a Legal for Justices and Constables. a SC OE ET ¥ Greek-American Confec- J 48 tion and Candy Store. Nice Bpecial Fresh Mixed iN y, 3pounds.. ...... 25 # Mixed Chocolates, 21bs... 25 Nice Fresh Mixed Chocolaea BIDE... nisi ins 35 Bb i Nice Fresh Candy J ; Made Every Day Fancy Box Candy Fruit of All Kinds ond Street, H. H. Mercereau, Attorney-at-Law It shows prosperity. Try it. Phones. Waverly, N. Y, L. B. DENISON, NM. D. Office, Rooms 3 and 4 Talmadge Building, Eimer Ave. Valley Phone at office and residence. REAL ESTATE BARGAINS | Eo ioe Bi exchadge. iat or ® or bargain prices. Houses to rent. ANDREW EV. Room