The pilot. (Greencastle, Pa.) 1860-1866, February 09, 1864, Image 1

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    THE, PILOT
0 PUBLISHED EVEY TEESDAY MORNING BY
JAMES W. M'CRORY,
(North Weft Corner of the Public Spare,)
tiwo following rates, from which there will be no
Aviation:
ilisgle subscription, is advance $1.50
Intbia six months 1.75
'Shia twelve months $.OO
Xo paper will be discontinued unless at the option
a the Publishers, until all arrearages are paid.
Xe subscriptions will be taken for a less period
has six months.
The Great
AMERICAN TEA COMPANY,
61 Vesey Sired, New York ;
Since its organization, has created a new era in the
history of
Wholesaling Teas in this Country.
They have introducel their selections of Teas, and
are selling them at not over Two Cents (.02 Cents)
per pound above Cost, never deviating from the ONE
PRICE asked.
Another pecaliarity of the company is that their
TEA TASTER not only devotes his time to the selec
tion of their Teas as to quality, value, and particu
lar styles for particular localities of country. but he
helps the TEA buyer to choose out of their enormous
stock such TEAS as are best adapted to his peculiar
scants, and not only this,. but points out to him the
best bargains. It is easy to see the incalculable ad.
vantage a Tim BUYER has in this establishment. over
all others. If he is no judge of TEA, or the MARKET:
if his time is valuable. he has all the benefits of a well ,
organized system of doing business, of an immense
capital, of the judgment of a professional Tea,Taster,
and the knowledge ef superior salesmen. '
This enables all Tea buyers—no matter if they
are thousands of miles from this market:—tolenr7
4 olta n s n e ts on as good terms here as the New York mer
h
Parties can order Teas and will be served by us
is well as though they came themselves, being sure
to get original packages. true weights and tares;
and the Teas are warranted as represented.
We issue a Price List of the Company's Tema,
which will be sent to all who order it; comprising
Syson, Young Elyson, Imperial, Gun
powder, Twankay and 'Skin. , •
Oolong, Souchong, Orange and Hyson Peko,
Jepan Tea of meow description, colored and uncolored
This list. has each kind of Tea divided into Four
Classes, namely: CARGO,, high CARGO,. FINE;
FINEST, that every one may understand from de r
scription and the prices annexed that the Company
are determined to undeiseirthe whole Tea trade.
We guarantee to sell all our Teas at not - over
TWO CENTS ( .02 Cents) per pound above cost, be
lieving this to be attractive to the many who have
heretofore been paying Enormous Profits.
Great American Tea Company, ,
Importers and. Jobbers,
Sept. 15, 1868-3te..] Ne. 61 Vesey St., N. Y
sloft RE WARD! for a medicine that
V/ will cure
Coughs, InAtenza, Tickling in the •Throat,
Whooping Cough.orrelieve Consumptive. Cough,
as quick as
COE'S COUGH BALSAM.
Over Tive Thousand Bottles have been sold 'in its
native town, and not a single instance of its failure
is known.
We have, in our possession, any quantity of cer
tifiratea, orne orthem from EMINENT PHYSICI
ANS, who have used it. in their practice, and given
it the preeminence over any other compound.
It does not Dry up a Cough,
but. loosens it, so as to enable the patient to expec
torate freely. Two or three doses will invariably
tare Tickling in the Throat.' A half bottle has of
ten completely cured the most STUBBORN cotton. and
yet, though it is so sure and,speedy in its operation,
it is perfectly harmless, being purely Vegetable. It
is very agreeable to the take, and 'may be adminis
tered to children of• any age: , In cases of ~CRO UP
Iro will guarantee } a cure, if takes in season.
Ar• family shouid be without It. •
It is within the reach of all. the price being only
25 Cents. And if en investment. and thorough
trial does not "buck .up!'.the..above statement, the
money will be refunded. We say his , know,ingits
merits, and feel confident that one trial will secure
for it it home in every household.
Do not waste away with Coughing. when so small
an investment will cure you. Jt.. may he had of
any respectable Druggist in town, who will fUrnish
you with a circular of genuine certificates of "cures
ii has made. C. CLARK & CO.,
Proprietors,
New Haven, Ct.
At Wholesale, by
Johnston, Holloway & Cowden,
22 North Sixth Street . . Philadelphia, Pc
For sale by Druggists in city, eounty, and every
where [Sent. 29, 1863 -3m.
W. BARR'S
Mammoth Stove
and Tinware Store Boom, '
A few doors South of the Diamond, Greencastle, Pa.
TIIE undersigned having purchased fir. Need's
entire interest. in the Tinning business, wishes
to inform the public at large, that he has on hand,
at his extensive Stove store,
COOK, PARLOR AND NINE-PLATE
Stoves. Among them are the Continental, Noble
cook, Commonwealth and Charm. which he will sell
'heap for cash. The very best quality of ••
Tin, Japaned and Sheet Iron Ware,
h great variety. ,
•
SPO-UTING
,ef the best. material, for houses, &c., manufactured
And put up at the shortest notice.
All ire invited to call at this establishment, as the
sroprietor is confident in rendering satisfaction,
sth in price and quality of his wares. My price
ball be low! /out ! ! low!!!
Save money by purchasing at headquarters
:D All work warranted
August. 25, 1863
WELLS COVERLY. DAVID H. HUTCIIISON.
COVERLY'& HUTCHISON
Have become the Proprietors of the UNITED
RTATES HOTEL, near the Railroad Depot at. HAR
RISBURG, Pa. This popular and commodious
Hotel has been newly refitted and furnished through
out its parlors and chambers, and is now ready for
the reception of guests.
The traveling public will find the United States
Hotel the most convenient, in all particulars of any
Hotel in the State Capital. on account of its access
to the railroad, being immediately between the two
great depots in this city.
Harrisburg, Auguit 4, '63-3m.
GREENCASTLE SEMINARY.
MAIJE A.N,O FE WI A.bE:
THE subscriber will open a Male and Female Semi-
nary at Gieeneastle, on Ihe first Monday of October
next. Instruotion will be given in all the Branches
usually taught in a first class school. MUSIC and
other Ornamental Branches will be taught by an ex
perienced Female Teacher. A limited number of
Pupils will he received into the family of the Prin
cipal, as Boarders. For terms and further infoema-
Lion, address • JOS. S. LOOSE.
Greencastle, Sept. 22, 1863.-231.
VOL-1111 GREENCASTLE, PA., TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 9, 1864.
In thy time, and times of motrning;
beta grief doeth all she can
TR hide thairosperous sunshine, ,
Remember this, 0 man—
setteth an end to darkness
Sad saint, of the world forgotten,'
Who workest thy work apart.,
i Take thou
{ this Prom's e far comfort„
And hold it in thy heart—
searebeth'ont all perfection."
; 11,
6 . foolish and faithless sailor,
When the ship is driven away,
When the waves forget titeir •pisoes,
And the anohor will , not stay—
"He weigheth the,,Faters by measure."
• ,
0 outcast, hanielei , s, - ladwildered, '
• Let-now thy'murinursbe stilt
Go in at the gates or Iladiums
And'eat of-the fettstla will; --
"For wiedoin,ii better than richei." ' •
O diligent, diligent sower,
Who soweat thy seed in vain, ,
When the, corn in the ear is, withered,
And the young,tlaulies.for rain—
" Through rocks He cutteth out rivers."
AUNT KEZIAH'S PHOTodnApn-.
It's got to be dreadful ,fashionablei now-a
days, for folks to.present their pottygrafts to
one tether; and somehow or miller, people
has mot into a ...rate notien of asking me for
mine. I ixpect, just between you . and we,
•
that it's because I'm such a good looking wo
man, naturally. Folks. in - ginral don't Leer
nothing about having nobody's piaer unless
they happen to be kinder Slick looking. '
A couple of weeks ago, a mighty fine gen
tleman called here, and interduced hisselt as
the Honorable Mr. Barkington from Rhode
Island, and an intimate friend of Oot.. Sprague.
what used to be, afore he got married. Ile
sad he'd heern tell a sight, about me, , and my
atnbrill, and my duuihnuts, and as he was
round seeing the—celebrities, he thought he'd
give me's call. I ti)ld 'him I was 'tickled to
death to see him, though, to i tell, the truth, I
warn'ta mite tickled, ror lha;;1 been .a clean
ing out the sink room closets, and had on- the
awfullest raggedest ,old gowtsd•-,that, ever you
sot eyes onto ! It4raomere-fit to put into the
rag bag, than onto: the back tit if:decent Weinitin,
but calico costs so much, Suctihe store keepera
speckerlate so like time, that I'm detartniued
not to buy nothing that I can comfbrtably go
without. I mean to make my old rigging lust
jest as long as it will hang on.
The fact of it is, no woman is glad to see a
strange gentleman when' she aint dressed de
cent, and if she knows she haint a looking
well, ten.' to One she , won't be able to appear
like herself. But I'm used to perdicaments,
and exerted myself to be as pearl and sociable
as though, I didn't know that there'was -two
tremenjus holes in . each of my elbows, and' a
slit as long as na ar u m in:the skirt of My
gowud. Bit, • then,,it's stylish to sbew, yer
petticoat, you know.
We talked about Mr. Sprague. Mr. Bark
ington sed he was a fine wan, and I told him I
thought his green house was the finest! I
seed it last winter, and its about the best look
ing bilding in the place. . I told him I should
think the governor would be apt to make a
mistake, when he come' home nights, and git
into his brother's house iustid of his'n, for
they was jest as much alike as two peas—only
one had a flag staff onto it, and tother hadn't.
And then conversation dropped. There
was quite a little silence. Mr. Barkington
picked his nails—and I braided my apron
strings. Then I happened to think about the
weather, and we talked that clear into the
ground. Then, he began on my doughnuts,
and he kept that topick a going so long that I
began to smell a very large rat.
I went and got a plateful; and seine cheese,
and sot onto the table,.and told him to help
hisself ; and I was well satursfied that he
warn't a soft - soaping me, when he sed that my
doughnuts was 'the best he ever seed, for he
cleared that plate quicker'n yer could pull off
yer boots with a patunt boot jack, unless yer
boots was of that kind that yer have to sleep
into—called a perfect fit.
• At last, he got up to start, and sez he—
" Mrs. Small, my dear madam, I have a
greate favor to ask of you."
"Wall," sea I, "drive ahead I feel putty
favorable."
J. W. BARR
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REMEMBER.
BY ALICE CARY
2 Otoo6 !-3turn.
BY CLARA AUGUSTA
"Thank' you," sez he, "I want your carte!"
'"My - cart ?" set I, "why, have. you broke
down 7"
"No," sez he, "but I should like to have
your carte."
;"Oh, , hain't got any of yer own, 1
s'pose F" 'sez I, wondering what on airth the
critter was trying to make out.
"Yes," aez -he, "I've got some at home.—
Shall I enjoy the pleasure of" sending one to
Sou ?"
"You're very clever," sea I, "but I don't
, need it. I've got four of my own, beside the
,blue one, and the wheelbarrer. I s'pose you
wanted to buy one F"
"Well-yes—l'd buy it, if I couldn't get
it any other way."
"Any other way!" sez I, "Well, I declare!
you must 'be 'a smart man to think I'm going;
to give away iuly c•irt, that cost we as much as
ten or fifteen dollars !"
He stared his eyes open—rubbed his nose
—looked at his finger nails—and suddintly
bust out :a !offing.
"0h. , h01" sez he, qI understood ! ha! ha!
he >! he ho hog!, You thought I wanted a
vehicle, and I *anted your photograph • pie-
cure." .
"The land !" sez I, "then why didn't you
tell me se?"'
He isplatteritted to methat carte was the
perlite name for a card picter,. and promised to
send me his'u. And I told him I'd ask the
Major, and if he was willing, I'd have mine
taken,. and he should have one.
Then we shook hands, and he went off; and
glad was I to git rid of him, for.r hadn't halt
finished fixing them. closets. • '"
I thought it -over, and concluded to go to
Portland rite off, and have some pottygrafts
looker". I spoke to Augustine, my son's in
tended, what's a staying with me—about it,
and she advised me to have em full length ;
and took without •my hat or cap. She told me'
to go to a regular hair dresSer, and have my
wig'fixed up stylish, and ihe thought I should
kick better`than I-should with a`cap onto me.
I didn't 'thinks°, but 'she's a nice gal, and to
oblige her I was willing to lose some of my
good looks.. A person can afford` knoW,
that's a leetle more'n ecitninon hansom. - -
I thought I'd have Napoleon with me, for
.
nobody would besattersfiedwith pottygraft
1 #4 1 991.•0 1 c. 01 0 11 / 1 9,q , W a P in4b.l 3 She;
and the atnbrill is a part of myself, and one
haiu't compleitt without tother.
Well the next day, I mounted the - old
and ride into Purtfatid. I ware my nicest - blue
moritiow gown, with my ;flak skirt, and severil
other ornaments. I pht my boss' up to the,
stable,'and went into it place what 'said over.
the door that hair dressing, and barbering,
was done here. There itis'a whole parcel of
men folks inside—but I hain't afraid of no
body when I have my umbrill with me, so I
marehed rite in, and told the barber what I
wanted,
He esquarted me into another room, and
asked me what style I'd have my wig fixed
into. I told him the very faShionablest he
knowed of.
"%VOL" sez he, "that's two rats, a couple of
mice; and a cataract."
"What !" sez I, "what's them to with my
hair?"
"Oh, only to roll it over," sez he, "the—"
"The land of massy !" sez I , jumping up
onto a lath table among the bottles of hair
ile, "if there's anything on airth I'm afraid
of, it's one of them longtailed wiggles called
mice! why I wouldn't have one into my hair
fur nothing on the footstool ! 1 should swooned
in less'n a minit !" and I 'began to tuck my
self up, for fear there was some of the little
veimits round some whores.
"Perfectly harmless, madam," sez the bar
ber beginning to twiddle away at my wig, "and
the cataract has a charming effect."
"Cataract !" sez I, "no siree ! you don't
come that kind of a game over me ! not by
two chalks V My Aunt Bets had a cataract
onto her left eye once, and didn't see nothing,
without a spy glass, for six months !"
He kinder 'abed to' hisself, and explained
that rats and mice was little wads of curled
hair to roll yer own hair roundoind cataracts
was big wads of hair to hitch on behind,,like
a big leather trunk onto the hinder part of a
shy.
I let him fix, me to his mind, and then I
looked into the glass, and creation of Adam !
I never seed the likes! you would have need
ed a double lentil •pair of spettercles to have
recognized, yer Aunt Keziati! I didn',t look
I no more like myself than I did like any!other
I nzan r if I did so much! There was a grate
hump on each side of my head, and two lit.
tle humps besides, and a top not rite in the
middle of the forred kinder above—jest for all
the world like the feathers on our cropple
crowned hens to home, and a big bunch of
false hair a dangling behind—half as heavy as
a sack of corn.
I paid the bill—went to the stable, got
Napoleon, and sot to sail for a daggeratype
office. The door was open, and as I didn't
want the trouble of on mounting, I clapped in
the spur.s, and rid rite in !
There was four or five wimmen in there, and
severil men. Such a screeching and hopping
ttS there was Anybody would have thought
Napoleon was the fust hoss that any of em
had evil . " seed ! Two of the women swooned,
and fell into of the men's shirt bosoms; and
one Of the Men jumped out Of a winder, leav
ing his coat tail and a large part of his trovr
slloons hitched onto a nail in the winder stool !
I . told the feller that owned the place what I
wanted—and he tried to purswade me to get
off, and he took a standing alongside of the
•
old mare"; but .1 told" him no ! I was part of
her, and she of me ! and it would never do
to have us sepperated
He went to work, and fixed a little brass
muzzled cannon onto three long legs, and pint
ed it rite at me and Nap. The old ware prick
ed his ears up, and snorted, and acted dread
ful oneasy.
The man stepped back, took a sight at us,
winked fust one eye at me, and then tother;
and at that 'nitwit, the old mare—having been
in the army so long and used to, glins--sot her
head and tail, and went rite at that are machine
of his'n, and smashed it all into kindling wood
in less'n no time, and nigh about beat my brains
out against a mess of picter frames.
The ma❑ was' mad, and he flew at her with
he reninauti of his machine and put in the
licks the master. This was a leetle too much
for me--I riz my ambrilf, and we had one of
the tightest skrimmages'that ever transpirated!
I split his profile'for him, and nighty took all
the skin oft-MY bands a doing of it.
Ile come to, doiologised, and offered to take
my pottygraft for nothing, but I wouldn't let
him. ' I rid over to Diggins, rite Opposite, and
got it 'fiked - TO be 'share, and my
rats and `mice was kinder squelched, and my
cataract was a leetle one'sided; but then, take
ii all toliether; was slick !
tell Gbijali IL Green if he'll send me
his 'm111; 1 1 1 -1] send him mine and the old mare's,
the'rik of the Major's being-mad.
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Spiritual Advice by a Physician
Old Doctor C. was known as a skillful
physician, blunt and downright, but not ad.
dieted to churchgoing. Mr. S., the sick trader
sent for him. The pulse was examined, the
pills dealt.out and the directio6 given. But
as the doctor was taking up his saddle-bags,
Mr. S. turned to him with a pious look :
"I have a solemn request to make for you,
Doctor C.
"What! of me I asoletnn request of me?'
"Yes, ;it concerns my, salvation, and I
hope you won't refuSe it ."
"Why, bless you, Mr. S., that don't come
in my line ; send for the minister."
"But hear me ; I feel that I am a very sick
man, and if at any time you see I am going to
die, want you to let me know at least three
days beforehand."
"But what in. the world do you want to
know, that for ?"
"Oh, I don't know that I am prepared to
die, and I shall want at least two or three days
to prepare."
"Oh, well, make your preparation, make
your preparation, Mr S., aqd if you don't die,
it will not be lost to your customers "
THE DIFFERENCE.-A. testy lawyer, lately
in one of our courts, found himself bothered
with a knotty witness, wlai wouldn't explain,
as he desired, the difference between the.
'• thick" and "Tong" ; kinds of whalebone
"Why, man," he said, "you don't seem to
know the distillation between' the thick and
long',."—"Yaas, I dew." "Explain it, then.'
g Wall—you're pleaguey thick headed, but you
ain't long headed, no
.heow," said the greeny.
Tin liberty of the man must draw for sup
port on that of the youth ; a creeping child of
genius can never become anything better than
a. cringing official on all fours.
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THE evening is the time for social delight
The fountains of pleasure, like many springs
iti,nature which ,stop in the daytime,'• bubble
up in the .bosoms of .companions at nightfall.
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NO 49.
War is murder set to music
Joys are our wings, sorrows our spurs
Fortune and the sun make insects shine.
Jewish history is God's illuminated clock
set in the dark steeple of time.
Christmas is a season when gobblers are
gobbled.
In peace, men are depleted with lancets; in
war with lances.
A man who has but one arm can quadruple
t and be fore-armed.
The hair of an Arabian beauty is long and
dark, like a tempestuous winter night.
If Old Nick has a knack at lying, he is a
kind of Knicknaok.
AlWays pay the miller his dues. Don't let
there he a mill-due upon you.
Ladies never weep when full-dressed, but
are content with the rain of tears—on the
handkerchief.
To some persons the thunder is the watch
man's rattle, waking him out of the deep sleep
of sin
We verily believe that women adorn them
selves fbr.their enemies even more than for
their friends.
We oftener say things because we can say
them well than because they are sound and
reasonable
If you are insulted in a gentleman's house,
let the first thing yon open be not your mouth
but the door.
It is said that a parson first invented gun
powder. This way be hard to believe until
one gets married
Inconsistanoy may at times be better than
constancy. The latter, like a sullen porter,
sometimes lets in better company than it lets
out.
If some of our very conservative men had
been present at the creation, they would have
said, "Good God, what is to become of chaos I"
Men often attempt, by the light. of reason,
to discover the mysteries of eternity. They
might as well hold up a candle to see the
QM
True moral courage is the diamond pin
which may unite poetry and mildness with a
world-braving stoicism.
The source of the best and holiest, from the
universe up to God, is hidden behind a night,
full of tou-distant stars.
A noble anger at wrong makes all our softer
feelings warmer, as a :warm climate adds
strength, to poisons and spices.
The hypocrite in religion kneels, like the
first rank in a regiment, only that he may take
better aim at some one who stands opposed to
him.
A guest is often the paste and cement of two
quarrelling married halves, because shame and
necessity compel them to be courteous to each
other
The generality of men more easily forgive a
rival than a faithless woman—onlike women
who always hate the female rival more than
the faithless lover.
A bright thought pierces the dark drizzle of
nature and of the soul, resolving itself into
a white mist, and the mist again into glittering
dew, and the dew 'may fall on flowers.
How holy is the joy and the pain of pure
unspotted music ! Its jubilee and its sounds
of woe are not for any one circumstance in
life, but fbr life, for existence itself; and noth
ing is worthy of its tears but eternity.
People who attend church are very apt to
close their eyes during the scattering of the
Divine seed as they do at the barber shop
when their heads are powdered.
tittle-or-Nothings.
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