ppiiiiiscii lit mm Willi FIRMNESS IN THE RIGHT AS GOD GIVES U3 TO SEE THE RIGHT. Lincoln: j jiwilit gapt(-gtwtefl U f olitta, ffitratatc,' foreign, orot and f$foccUiutcmui tw, fa., &t. WAYNESBURG, PA., WEDNESDAY, MAY 15, 1867. NO. 49. VOL. X She cttI)Htatt. KVKKY WKDNESDAY M0KN1NU, BY JAS. E. SAYEES. orric is saybrb' nuti-mso, east op tub , COURT 1IOU8H. FIRST NATIONAL BANK, OF D Bonkr, Prcs't. J. C. Flknnikr, Cashier. DISCOUNT D AY f UESDAYS. May 10, 'GC.-iy. Ta. m'oonnblu ""." M'CQNNELL & HUFFMAN Attorneys and Counsellors at Law IVayneslw, rttm'a. -Offiob In the " Wright House," East do.-Collecvons, &c, will receive prompt "waSBbure AUtnst 26, 18C2.-tf. LEWIS JDJyX', DEALER IN Bonks Stationery, Will Paper, Window Taper. o. Bunday School Books ot' all kinds constantly on 'hand, room in Mrs Rush's building, formerly occupied by Cottorell & Taylor. Waynesburg, Pa. May 9, '6.-ly . , Itobcrt ,oai",-J' Carriage t Maniifarlnrw Waynbsbituo, Fa., RESPECTFULLY gives Vj'i!? located in Waynesborg, Pa., where be in tends to manufacture CARRIAGES Of every description. From W'WP" the business, he feels ennft. ent that lita in style, finish and durability, will gW e en re sanction. It is his determination to wrcbwi Uie best material in market, and employ none but competent woikmen. ,vi.o.r All new work warranted for one year. Wavnesbure, Feb. 21. ii0 t l IV II II V V V 5 1 , MERCIIAST TAILOR. J100SI IN IILACIILKY'S llCII.I'INd. WAYMKSIIURO. tUTOTlKmudeto order, in finest and best V style, Cutting and Fitting 'lone prompt- ly, and According to luteal lasiiinn in.. Block on hand and lor sale. May 2. tf Wm. 33ctll ey, WATCriES AND JEWELRY. MAIN HTIU'.KT, OPI-OSITK. COU T UOUS1C. KEEPS ON HANDS ALWAYS A choice and select assortment of watches and Jewelry. Repairing dono at tho lowest rates. op". iy "SHERMAN HO USE," JUST OPENED BY Tlios. Brci3llo;v 1)OSlTIVELYtho most complete Hotel in our town, Everything comliined to fur nish the best accommodation ever yet offered to the public, . , , . . Meals furnished at all hours, table provid ed with tho best of thp season. Travellers and those desirous of refreshment will do well to call, "Tom" still retains his old reputation of an accommodating gentleman, and hospitable landlord. I louse, the one for merly occupied bv tho "Messenger" Office. May l),'ti.-ly. PEOPLES LINE STEAMER "CHIEF TAIN," R. R. AltltAMS, Commander, Capt R. C. Mason, Clerk; leaves Brownsvillo duilv at 7 a. m., for Pittsburgh, and leave that citvat 6 v. m., daily. STEAMER "ELECTOR," Robert Piiil tirs, Commander i R. G. Taylor, Clerk : leaves Greensboro, for Pittsburgh Mondays, Wednesday and Friday, Bnd return on Tues day, Thursday and tiaturday, leaving Pitts burgh at 2 p. m. May V0,'ti.-0m. s B. HOLLAND, WITH Baroroft cfo Co. Importers an Jobbers of Staple and Fancy Dry Goods. Cloths. Cassimcrs, Blankets, Linens, White Goods, &c, &c, . Nos, 405 & 407 Mabkbt Street, Above Fourth, North Side, PHILADELPHIA, PA. yMr. Holland takes occasion to advlso the retail merchants ot Greene, Washington and adjoining counties that ho will call upon them &nd solicit their custom for tho above named honso. Those wishing to address lilm can do so at Bunllsvillo, Pa. febl3 't;7-tf. "W. T. - W013T3. Tr. ADDLE AND HARNESS MAK R- (In Wilson's Biiildino, Main St.) Saddles, Bridles. Harness kept on hand and made to order, Work done In the best stylo, And at reasonable rstos. -Repiililna a speciality on short notice Farmer friends go look ut his stock. 4:24ly. lih'OHCE S. JEFFERV. Tvealer In Books and Sliitlmery, Mugu.lncs, ) Dully Papers Funcy Articles, ac, way oesburg, Ft. qpl,'Ca-ly " VX. CU 0RS' NOTICE. LBTTERs TlWTAMENTARY on the i t-sutte of P. A. Myers, Sr. late of Greeno township, Greene county, dec'tl., having been grauted to tho undersigned, notice is hereby given to all peraons indebted tn snld estata to make Immudinte payment and those bar ing claims to present them immedUtelyprop perly authehtieated lor si'ti ment. r A. L. MYERS, ; ii.: ., t r: of Marion township, ' - JAlOBREYMER, sil-4w ' ' ot Greene (p., Executors. n ETIYSBURQ ASYLUM Jf FOR INVALID SOLDIERS. Incorporated by Act of Assembly of the Commonwealtb of Pennsylvania, March 0, lf0T. The Board of Supervisors appointed by the above Cor I poratlon to carry out the objecta or the act of Incorpora tion, respectfully announce to the public that tlio Leipnla. tore of Pennsylvania lus authorised tlic raisliiK of lunill for the erection, eetablinhiuent, ami iiiniuteuancee of an Asylum fur Invalid Soldhni of the luto war, to he built ou the Battle Field ol Uottyshiug, ami aa an inducement to fiutrlollccltlacus to contribute to this benevolent objinit, lave empowered the Corporation to distribute amongst the subscribers such articles of value ami Intoroat, from association with tho late war, or any moneys, effects, prop erty, or aetata, real or personal, whatever, In this State or Uewhere, at aucli time or upon audi tar and In alien way aud manner whataocver, as to them shall seem tit, any lawa of the Commonwealth to the contrary notwithstand ing. the enterprise l cordially recomendod by the following named and wuil known gentlemen: Major General GEO. G. MEADE, Ex -Governor A. O. CURT1N. Major General G ALUSII A P ENN YPACKER, Major General E. M. GREGORY, Major General JOHN R. BROOKK, Major General CHARLES II. T. COLLIS, Major Geno ol H'Y J M ADILL, M1or General JAS. L. BELFRIDGE, Brigadier General JAMES A. BEAVER, Brigadier Gonerul JOSEPH F. KNlPE, Brgadior General WM. J. BOLTON, Brigadier General HAM'L M. ZULICK, Brigadier General JOHN K. MURPHY, Brigadier General JOHN F. BALLIER, Brigadier General T.F. MoCOY, Brigadier General R E. WINSLOVV, Brigadier General HENRY PLEASANTS, ' Brigadier General J. P. & GOWN. Brigadier Geneial J. M. CAMPBELL. Brigadier Genera' TI103. M. WALKER, Brigadier General WM. COOPER FARLEY, Brigadier General D. M GREGG, Colonel F. S. S'lUMBAUGll. Tho site tor tho institution (thirty ncrca) has already heeii purchased, and it la hoped that thu good work nuiy commence neiore mmsuinmor. Subacilutinnswill he received at the ofllce of the Aso elation, No. 1 l'-'l) Chestnut aircl. Philadelphia, uu aud after Monday, tne Btn onvol jluy, imi. Vorencli suhscrliitlon of livo dollars a certificate will ho Issued, which will entitle the holder to audi article of value as may he awarded to its nunihor. ately upon the receipt of 8o.oco subscriptions at $6 each. niu, nrst uiniriuuiion ni awarus win ne inuue ininie The distribution will be public, and uuder the direct supervision of the Corporatoia. Persons at a illrttanee are rtouested to remit their auh- lcriptions(wheii ptMi'ticable) hy Post omco money order, or registered letter, to innuro prompt delivery. Direct all letters to J. !. HOFFMAN, SiCllKTART Tlotltn OF SUPRHV1SIIRS, Box 14R1. P.O.. Philadelphia. Tho following Is a ai heilule of the awaids to he made un der tho tlrst distiioullon. The Items of Diamonds and other precious stones were purchased from citizens of tho Smith diiiinit thew r and their genuineie'sa lscertinoil to b.v.Mcifii. Moil re., tile luodt exteutiive iliamond iiu porters in the couiiiiy, itud hy J. Huruianu, diamond set ter, new kuiK. GETTYSBURG ASYLUM FOR INVALID SOLDI KUS. Incorporated hy Act of As-euibly of tho rommonwealth of Pennsylvania. March o,Wo7. OHlco Mi CUKt IN UT Street, Philadelphia, FIRST DlTpOSITION Eighty Thousand Su1 seriberj at Five Dollars hai'ii. 1 1 Diamond Necklace, 48 Biilliimts. vnlued iit...$30,000 2 1 bianion Cluster Brooch mid Ear Rings.... 15,000 3 1 Award 10-40 Govern ment Bonds 10,000 4 1 Diamond Cross, set in Silver .... 7,000 B 1 Diamond cluster brooch 6,000 0 1 Award 10-40 Govern intuit Bonds 6..00O 7 1 Diamond Single Stone Ring ... 4,500 8- 1 Diamond Cluster Brace let 4,000 !) 1 Diamond Single Stone Scarf Pin 4,000 10 1 Diamond cluster brooch 4,000 11 1 Dia nond Cluster brace let ... 4,000 12 1 Pair Single Stone Dia mond Ear Rings 8,500 .13 1 Diamond cluster brooch 3,000 14 1 Award 10-40 Govern ment Bonds 8,000 is l .Diamond bincle otono Pin 3,000 10 1 Diamond iMnule hi one Stud 3,000 17 1 Diamond clustei brooch 2,500 18 1 Diamond Sinele stono Ring 2,500 1U 1 Diamond and JMiicraUt Brooch 2,500 20 1 Diamond Single Stone Ring 2.000 21 1 Diamond Cluster Ring... 1,500 22 l iiong mum tamers lluir Shawl 1,500 23 1 Choice Kniernlrl Stud... 1,500 21 1 Dingle atone Diamond Ring.... 1,000 25toJ4 10 Awards ol 10-40 Gov ernment Bonds, each 1,000 35 1 Turee-stono Diamond and Ruby, kalf-hoon Ring 800 80 1 Diamond Single-stone Ear Knobs 800 37 1 Pair Diamond Cluster Studs 600 88 1 Diamond Single-stone Ring, star setting COO 89 1 Diamond Siugle-Btone Fin 500 40 1 Diamond Cluster Brace let 600 41 to 50 10 Awards of 10-40 Gov ernment Bonds, each 600 61 1 Lady'B Diara'd -set watch 400 52 1 Diamond Single Stone Ring 350 53 1 Diamond and Onal Clus ter King 250 64 1 Diamond Single Stone King 200 55 1 Pair Emerald Scarf Fins 200 CU 1 Diamnud Single Stono Stud 150 57 I Diamond Cluster Pin... 100 68 1 Cameo and Pearl Brooch and Eur Rings 100 DOioifig-iuo Awards 10-40 uoveru ment Bon is, each 100 159 to ''58-100 Awards, Government Legal Tenders, etch... 60 8,000 Awards. Government legal tenders, each 6 The distribution of the nliove rewards will he made In publio as aoon as the suh'criptUm ia full, of which due no tleo will be given throua,h the papers. On and after May tttb the Dlauiuuds will be ou exhibition at the office of the Association. The public canionfldentlyrnly on everything being con. ducted In the moat hunorabla and fair manner. All the awards will lai handed to certlllcatv holders, lmmediatolv after the diet' ihution, free of all cost, at the ofllrfl of the Company, Ho.lUbCUfcoTNUT Street, Philadelphia. OEtTirtOATI. Wehereby cartify that we have eiamlned the Diamond Goods, Pearls, feluieralda. IlubleB. and other Precioua Stones, aa described In the abova list, and Soil them all genuine, HJSNL1 DUO'S,, Diamond Importers, 2Midi Ltxa. Nsw York. J. HERMANN. Diamoud Setter. i)U4 Bloom Street, New York. A51HT1 !. Bcwlu can be had containing twenty certificates, AH a STBDIII DOLL4IS. . ? All orders for Certificates mult In addresaed to J. D. IIOfKMAN. Secretary, ' fcS-fca. Bo 1481, Post voce, Philadelphia, From the Toledo Blade. NASBY. Tub Radical C iasok A shout Al TBHAT10N IN TUB NaMB AND PoUCY Olf Mu Nasuy'h 'institoot. Post Oma, Confkhhit X Roads. (Wich is m the Stait uv Ky). V April 22, 18G7. ) Times change, and men change jist ez fast ez times. I shood like to see the times which kin change faster than I kin, but this last sliifb I hev bin forood to make ruther took my bretb. It wuz sudden. Tho Connootiout eleckshun didn't do us much good after all. We felt well over it for perhaps a day, but ez we began to git other indtenshens from the North, we didn't jist see how that little spirt wux ngotn to help us. Cincinnati went Ablishin stronger than ever Chicago ditto, and most every where the Dcmooratio rooster was flat toned. Tho cabinet, when they hoard uv Deekin Pogram's as-iuult upon the nigger, on tho reoeet uv tho intelligence uv the election news, notified me ofli shelly that a repelishen uv sioh loonauy would be equivalent to a reoeet uv my resignation, even tho the post ollis shood be disoomiiiyood. 'Tho nigger vote mat bo o ipoherd. It's essenshel Wade Hampton sez ho,' wrote Randall to me, and I reprimanded the Deekin for his recklessniss and borrowed four dollars uv Baioom, who is the only nii'ii in the vioinity who hez any ready money, to makn it all right with him We held a moetin uv the Diecktors and Faculty uv the Southern Military and Classiole Iustitoot. last evunin, to decide wat course that instt oshu wuz to take in the great work uv surr iundin the Ethiopian, and attacliin uv him to us. In sich a time ea this, ez I men hei,d to Capt. McPolter, it wont do for our instooshuns uv learning to stand back. These great levers, the mol 1ts uy publio opinion, mu t bo ez progres siva ez the progressiveist, and must change like othor things to meet the requirements uv the timed. We hnv oominenst our march into Afrika, and thus far hev we gone into the bowels uv the land without impediment, to speak nv let us persevere. Let lis capcher the Ethiopian, stink and all. Tho meotin wuz held in the back ,"toin uv Bisoom's, owing to the fact that it was rainin and the roof uv the Post Offi. leaks. I had nn approprlashn some time since from the Department, for repiirs j but bein in doubt whether it wuz intended for repairs ou the Post Oflis or tho Postmaster, I gave the pin ner the benefit uv the doubt, and got a new pair uv boots. I oood better endoor the slite inconvenience uv occasional rain, than to go barefoot. I made a statement uv te case and sejistid a raliele change in the Institoot. Captin McPhelter agrfed with me. He felt that there lied n't bin that com plete, hearty recognition uv our Atrikin brethren which they ought to be He had on several oooasions allowed his nateral vivacity to git the better uv his proodence, and bed waded into em slsrmin. Tho old iice uv Ham and Hager and Onesiraus hed bin so drilled iuto him in his yooth that ho hed to wrassle with it to keep it in control, and in spite uv himself it frekently got the better uv Lira. He sejested that the name uv the institoot be changed from The Southern Military and Classicle institoot,' to 'The Ham and Japheth Free Academy, for the development uv the intclleck uv all races irrespective uv color.' That, he thot, wood anser the required end The colored gentlemen who choose toovail theirselves uv the privligis af forded by this institooshun, when it is finished, kin find in this no cause uv complaint. They are recognized. They are given the precedence. They stand first in the matter and foremost. Wat more kin they ask ! Basoom hed a series uv resolooshms wich he desired to present. He Bed it mite be looked nponez strange that he shood fuvor the concentrashun uv tree niggers at the Corners, but he hed good and sulHsheut reatona First he hed faith that constant contact with tho Board wood bring etn to the pint of patronizin his bar, but if it didn't he knowed perteotly well that the Board and Faknlty wood manage to git all they hed, tor board and tooition, which he wnz perfectly certin he'd git in the end. Wat he wanted ,wuz people here to ynose an illustration borrered Iron his blznis the offlthels uv this Institoot wuz the tunnel through which the wealth uv all uv em wood be oonducted to his coOers I foil onto his neck in rapolier, and then vowd that I wuz wilin to die for his good i that I cared not how much uv othor people's money run through me to him, ef 'twas thus diloot ed. Tho resolinhins presented read ez follows : Resolved, That the name uv the South, em Military aud Classikle Institoot be changed to ' The Ham and Japheth Free Aoadomy. for the development uv the intelleck uv all races, irrespeotive uv oolor.' Resolved, Thai in rtnkin this change, we, the Hoard of Directors, do bo, as sertin t 1. That in this emergency we are jintified in douhtiii whether Nor got tite at all, the statement in the Skrip ters to that effort bein ondoubtedly an error uv the translators. 2. That ef he' did get tite he didn't ouss Ham at all. 3. That ef ho did cuss nam, tbe ouss wuzn't intended to extsnd beyond Ca naan at the furthest, and hence his de scendants go scot frco 4. That et the curse wuz really and trooly intended to attach to all uv Hira's desendauts. irrespective uv oolor, to the end uv time, it huint uv do effeck in Kentucky, ez that State hez alluz run irrespective uv any code 'ceptin sich ez hez bin ado ted" by her Leislaoher. 5. That the theory that the nigger, ir respective uv color, is a least, is a de looaion, a snr.re, wich we hev alluz practically held, no matter what we muy, tor effect, hev sed ; ez tho number uv mulattoes, to say nothing uv them still fun her bleached in Kentucky, abiind intly proves. 6. That the Ethiopinn, irrespeotive uv color, is trooly a man and a brother, and the tomalo Ethiopian, irrespective of color, trooly a woman and a sister. Resolved, That this Institoot, whose name is now happily-changed, shel be conducted upon the principles uv strict ek.ility, irrespective uv color. Resolved, Tlmt when we reflect that the bloated aristocracy of England in- terdoorst, and tho oarly settlers uv Mas sachusetts sankahuued, slavery on this coutinent, toiviu it, really, onto us, we bile with indig'.ashun towards em and kin hiirdlv rest vane ourselves. Resolved, Thot at the tables, in (he choice of rooms, anil in all matters where there is a choice, the African man and brother, irrespective of color, shel hev tho precedence. liesolved, That Oberlin College by not giving tbe sons uv Ham, irrespective uv color, the precedence, shows clearly that it is acoonted by narrer-minded preju dice which deserves the reprobashon uv every lover uv his kind. liesolved, That the Ethiopian, irrespec tive uv color, kin change his skin, and that his odor, ef he hez any, is rather pleasant 'ban otherwise. Resolved, That we look with loathin upon tbe States North, wich, alluz pro- fessin friendship for the noble black man uv the cotton fields, retoos to take him to their buzzums, irrespective uv color. Re,olved i That if Massachoosits and Vermont, and Northern Illinois, and tho Western Reserve in Ohio, are honest in thor professions uv love for the negro, they will come down with donashuns to assist in the completion uv the Aca damy. Deekin Pograra didn't know about all this He hed bin edikatid in Ham and linger, and wuz a bleeverin Onesiraus. He doubted. ' Sposen after all the con cession nigger shood play off onto us ! Si oseu he ehoodent vote with us after all, but cling to bis Northern friends t Or spose he shood vote with us and we shood thro his vote git control, wat tbenl How cood we reduoe em to their normal condition agin after all this palaverin T Bascom replied that ho wuz surprised at the Deckiu's obtousnes. First, ef they did vote with the Abolishonists, we wuz no worse off, ez that was what they proposed to do any how. Ef, on the other hand, they didu'l. what then t The trouble with em now is they know too much. 'Let em,' said ' Buscoiu, rarmin nn lt Am associate with us a I... .i,u ... aA ,... in twelve months they re precisely Btted agin to be servsnce unto their brethren. Look, aed he, 'at the Northern Dinio - otasy, and are to what we may hope to bring these men in time.' , But little more l.izziness wm transaot- ad. Beve'ly Nash of. South Curohny wuz unanimously csl'ed to a professor- hip, and a young ffenthjmen' of color, who, from hit strong resemblance to Elder Gavitt. cught to hev bizness capa city, wuz unanimously eleoted a member of the Board. Tbe yoonyun is perfect. Ham and Japheth hev shaken hands, and are embracin eaoh other. May prosperity attond the nnpehcls, and may the issue be fortunate. I hev got over the disgust attendant upon the lust chill, and am oonsekently feelin woll. Pktiiolkum V. Nasbt, P M., (Wich is Postmaster), and Professor in the Ham and Japheth Free Academy tor the development uv the intellek uv all races irrespective of color, CASE OF JEFFERSON DAVIS. The tribune of the 4ih lost., says: Thiscaseiis at last, and properly, brought to a point on which a decided aotion will be insisted on. It is ascertained that tho prisoner's counsel having determined to apply once more for writ of habeas cor pus in his behalf, onoot them (Mr leo. iihea, of this oity, made, last Wednes day, the application to Judgo Under wood, at Alexandria. V , and presented the petition. Jmlgo Underwood had, on the former application, denied the motion, on the ground, as we remember, that Mr. Davis was held as a prisoner of war, and that tho Government had not yet delivered hi in up to the civil au thority. Nearly a year has passed since that decision i and, inasmuch as tbe Government maintains the sa ne appar ent indisposition to lake any step toward bringing tho prisoner to trial, or releas ing him on parole, ns it has all his fellow ciifiiiven, we most heartily welcome the news that the Judge has this tune allow ed the writ of habeas corpus It is re turnable before the Court at Richmond, on Monday the 13th inst The Govern. me' l should surely be ready to proceed with the trial at this term of the Court, if thern be any purpose to try him at all i and it not. the prisoner should, ns a matter of course, be admitted to bail or otnerwise set at liberty. 1 wo years have sped since ho was captured ; and, on the I'Jth ot this month, two years win nave passed S lice he was immure i in Fortress Monro. In view of these facts, his lon ger detention in close confinement, while lhi prosecution refuses him a trisl," would be a glaring defhnro of the set tled principles of civilized jurisprudence, aud a deep stain upon tho honor of our country. Definitions of Character, Fine fd low Tho man who advertises in your paper, the man who . never refines to lend yon money, and the fellow who is courting your sister. Gentle people The young lady who makes hor mother do tht ironing for fear of spoiling hei hands, tho miss who wears thin-soled shoes on a rainy day, and the young gentleman who is ashatn ed to be seen walkiug with hig father. Industrious peop'e'The young lady who reads romances in bed, the friend who is always engaged when you call, and the correspondent who cannot find time to answer your letter. Unpopular people The fat man in on omnibus, a tall man in a crowd, and a short man in a parade. Timid p-opleA lover about to pop the question, a man who does not like to be shot at, and a steamboat oompany with a cholera case on board. Dignified men A chit in a country town, a midshipman on a quarter-deck, and n school committee on examinations day. Persecuted people Woman, by that tyrant, man i boys by their parents and teachers, and all poor people by sooioty at large. Unhappy people Old bachelors and old maids. Ambitious people Tho writer who pays the magazines for inserting his communications, the politician who quits his party because he cannot gut into of. fioe, and the boy who expects to bo pres. ident. Humble persons 'The husband who does his wife's "burning, the wife who blaoks her husband's boots, and the man who thinks you do him muoh hon or., Mean peopl The man who kioks peopio when they are down, and thu subscriber who refuses to pay for his pa per. Sensible peoph You and I. Commutation. The commutation of twenty-five cents per day tor rations of enlisted men who have been pri-om-rs of , war. .snow heing paid at the office of , U)( CmnmilWllPV QMra of Prigonen, , Waahinirtoii eity.and quite a large nura , ber of cases have been disposed ot aU roadv. A statement was made a abort time ago in reference to the ooramenoe- tl ( V, ..an Kssmuatd In u, K lh If cvaa . , ,)al the oramutalion was due to nfUUtrs who had been prisoner! of war. This is a mistake. . None ate entitled jbut soldiers, sailors and marlnaa. , CCKiosiriES op tub Paris Eh-ositim Cravat Piss Kveryb ,jy has seen how bells are rung in all the new hotols in London, Paris aud New Turk In stead of pulling the bell and making it ring by an exertion ot mechanical force, we press a small on1 ton ia the w ill ; this is connected by an electric wire with a little alarm, the dapper ot wliic'i keeps on jingling so long as the button is press ed. Lift the hand from the button and the alarm ceases. This principle a French joweller has adapted to cravat pins. The knob of the pin is ut vari. ous devices. It is a hare with a tabor, or a drummer with his drum, of a death's head with a loose uuder jaw, or a dog. Whoever chooses to wear such a pin has connected with it by a wiro a small electrical battery in one of his pockets, lie puts his hand into his pocket, touch es a button there niiil off goi's t!w pin. The hare begin to patter ru the tabor, the drummer to beat 0:1 his drum, the death's head to chatter and roll its hor. rid eyes, or tho dog to bark and snap When the hand is litteJ from the button instantly all is quiet. UNFOR1 UNATK VERY. A young medio il student from Michi gan, who had been attending lectures ID iNew lork lor sumo limp, ami wno considered himelt excfi'divirly gooil loo;anr and t iscioating tifidt a widij onslaught on the heart and tottutin of n blnomiiitr voinm Indv in 1 he same familv with htm. After a prolonged siege tho lady sin rendered. They were married on Wednesday, in the morning The sumo afternoon tho young wife ncnt tor and exhibited to the astonished student a 'beautiful' little daughter aged three years and a half. Good heavens 1 then you were a wiJ ow V exclaimed the student. 'Yes, my dear, and thi is Amelia, my yo ngesl; to-morrow, Align -t us. Junes and Reuben will avrive t" 0111 the oouutty, and then I shall have n y d -ar children together once more ' The unhappy student replied not a word 1 his feelings were too full of ut terance. The ' ther little darlings' ar rived, Reuben was six years, James nine, and Augustus a saucy boy of twelve. They were delighted to hear they had a now papa, because the could now live at homo, and have all the playthings they wanted, Th 'new papa,' as soon as he could manage to speak, remarked that Augustus and James did not much resemble Reuben snd Amelia. Well, no,' said the happy mother ; 'my first husband was quite a different style ot man fiom my second Ins com plexion, temperament, the color of his hair and eyes all different.' This was too much. He had not only married a widow, but was her third husband, and the attonished stepfather of four children But the fortune, thought ho ; that will mako amends. lie spoke ot her fortune. 'Thoso nro my treasures,' said sho, in the Roman matron style, paintinu; to her children. The oonooit was quite out of tho Mi chiander, who, finding' that he had made a complete goose ot hiinftlt. re tired to a farm m his own native State, where he could .have a chance id' inak ing 'his' boys useful, and make t' em sweat for the deceit praoticod upon luru by their mother. Whisky ano Nkwsi'avkrs. A glass of whisky is manufactured from perhaps a dozeu grains of corn, and the value of which is too small to be estimated. A glass ot this mixture sells for a dime, und if of a good brand is considered well worth the inouey It is drunk in a minute or two, It fires the brain, shar pens the appetite, deranges and weakens the physical system. On the same side' board on which tho deleterious beverage is served lies a newspaper. It is cov. ered with half a million of types it bring- intelligent from the four quar ters ot the globe. The newspaper costs less than the gl t.s ot grog the juice ot a few Kruins of uo'ii but it is no less strange thau trim that there isalaige number ot people who 1 11111K corn juice cheap and newspapers dear. Cdmcuuo An experienced Pennsyl vania garde er gives the following de vice as 'a sure preventive' of the attack of the curculio on plum trees 1 Take a quantity of corn cobs, . wiutl a wirs around them terminating in a hook al the end ot the 00b 1 then dip them into gas tar until they are well saturated Hang a doxea or more on a tree, and no ourculio will disturb the tree. Nothing, risked, nothing won Ing risked, nothing lost, ,, . . noth JurrKiisoN died comparatively poor. In 'e.td, if Cong rem had not purohased his library, giving him five times Us val ue, he would with diffiioulty have kept the wolf from his door. Madison saved his money, and was comparatively rioh. 1 1) a l l to lilt fortune, howevor, or rather that ot his widow, Cmigrecs purchased is manuscript papers, and paid $30,. (It)!) for thenl. James Monrna.tthst firth Piv-Lltrnt ol tne United Slates, died so poor that Ins remains found a resting place through the charity of his friends. They roniain i'n a cometory, but no monument marks the spot where they repose. John Qnincy Adams loft some S50,0dt). the result of'mdustry, prudence and inheritance. He was a man ot method and economy. Martin Van Buren di d rich Throughout his po litical life, he studiously looked out for his own mtrest. Honry Clay left a very handsome estate. It probably ex ueeled SjilOO.OOO. He was a prudent manager, and a sci upulousiy honest man. J unes K. Polk left about $150,000, 50, ODi) ot which was saved from his Presi dency of four years Daniel Webster squandered some millions in bis lifetime, thu product of his professional specula tion, lie died leaviug his property to his children. and his debts the his triends. The former sold lor loss than 20,000 i ll us the latter cXceoded 250,000 dollar-!.. John Tvler left 50,000 dollars, lieloie In. was Preaideiit ho was a bank rupt. I.i itlicu, )a hii-baiided his means, and thciii married a rich wife. Zaoharv I'salor left 1 (10,000. Millard Fillmore is a wealthy man, and keeps hig money ia a strong box. It will not be squander-, ed in speculation and vice Franklin Pierce saved some 50,000 dollars from his term of ervioo. James Buchanan. who is a bachelor, and saves all he gets, is es imated to be worth at least 200,000 dollars. GOOD MANNERS. We have often noticed a point in eti quette which seems expressly adapted to the protection ot the rights and feeling of both sexes. We allude to the oustom which requires the gentleman to return the bow when a lady and gentleman, presumed acquaintances, meet in tho street. The philosophy of the rule is this, for there is sound philosophy ia manners: v. ere the gentleman to bow first it would bo in the power of the la dy to ignore the bow, and thus mortify the gentleman who might have only in tended a politeness. The lady bowing first, the gentlomm, in deference to her, must return the bow 1 thus the lady ia protected Further, she is guarded from the intrusion of impudent men upon her acquaintance, and men likewise are as sured against the rudeness ot pert wo man It the lady does not bow, tilings remain as hey were, neither is injured, nc'n her oan UjB exception. itarper for May. A cotemporary talks in this way 1 'Young man, don't do it ! Don't marry dimples, nor ankles, nor eyes, Dor hair, nor mouths, nor chins, nor nocks, nor simpers. These bits and scraps of femininity are mighty poor -things to lis to. Mirry the true thing. Look after congeniality, kindred sympathies, disposition, education 1 and it this be joined with social position or even a lit tle lucre, why, don't let them stand in the way. Get , a woman not one of these parlor lay figures one of these automata that sits down just so gets up just so thump a piano, and dote on a whisker. Living statues are poor things to oall into a consultation, where hrc.td a d brief is the .question-' The poor little mind that ''an scarcely fathom the depths ot a dress trimming, can't be a helpmate ot arty aooouut. Don't throw away your time ou it.' - , A uootc auction was held in Hartford, Connecticut, a day or two ago, and among the hooks 'put up' was one which drew out the following: Auui'ionmii -Here gentleman, is the lite ot J4111US Buchanan, how niaoh ia offered f' A voioK. 'A postage stanp. Anotiikk voigm 'Five cents.' Then somebody said 'ten cents,' and another slid 'twelve,' aud at last another aid fifteen.' . .. . , .1 Aiictionkur. 'Sold, gentlemen 1 Jai. Buchanan sold tor fifteen cents.' A voicu -And d ddoar at that.' And the crowd oheered as it they thought 10 too. , 1 The first oriminals tent to the South; Carolina State Penitentiary, since the war, are two white men from the WiU ' liamsburg district, tor stealing baoojf from a treedman. t