i V J. f 1 lr 1 wiu tar iv y I FIUMNESS'IN THE ItlGHT AS GOD GIVES U3 TO SEE THE RIGHT. Lincoln. I. 'am: $ apn-gtraW. to' gfoKtte, ptciatuic, $omjn, iomc aiul li-scclluncousi Jciw, to.,. &c. vol. x WAYNES 13UKG, PA., WEDNESDAY, T)CTOBER 31, I860. NO. 22. ht JftgntUtcau, JAS. E. BAYFRS OKFIOK IN WILSON'S Ilim.lllSO, M1N KTHKhT- t"lr TEKHS'OK StBSCItll'flO.X. Two doll irs it year, nay-thl . invariably In v advance. One dollar fur six mouths, uyuli.e, Invariably in itilv uiicc. ThRJIS OF ADVERTISING. 1 Ai)Vkhtisi;mknt iiisciti-d ill ifcl "u pcrsipiaro. ; forthrvu instii'tlnns. ami "iiicts, impure l'rencli . additional luseillun; (ten lliu-sor h-ssefiunted a square.) Local itdvcrlishii: and Sckcial Notices, 10 cents ht line ten- ini.; Insertion, with - . s-A t bcml deduction made to yearly nd ' veriiscrs. 'Advertisements tint marked witli the win 1 ber of Insertions desired, charged lor until . ordered oiil. ()ldlu iry notices nnd tilliutcs of respect Inserted ns advertisements. They must be pnid fur In advance. 'I' ii Way n ei&to u D. Bosun, Prcs't. .1. C. Flkxxikkn, Cashier. DISCOUNT DAY-TUESDAYS. Mnv 10, '(!(i.-ly. w. eT gap en? .' ,"' ATTORNEY AT LAW, WAYNESBURG, PA. 63fOi-FicE In N, Clurk's building, fohlo'iiiitf . It A. M'OONNKLL. J. J. lim'KJIA.1. M'CONNELL & HUFFMAN ittorneys and Counsellors ai Law i iVaiacslmrii I'enn'a. tarOn-ro ,u tho " Wrlalit House." East doorc CoiluA'v s, &c, will receive prompt attention. -'Waymwhurg At '1st '-'(i. 18(18. tf. R. W. DOWN'Y, 'ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW , cyOrflco in Led wlth's BuUding, opposite the Court House, Wayneslmrg, I'u. . . Nbv. , I8i:5 ly. OKI). WrfLY. .I.A .1. 1IITIIANAN. ... , WYLY & BUCHANAN ATTORNEYS & COUNSELOR AT LAW r OFFICE in the old Bank Building, Wiivnesliui's. I'n. . February ad, ifi. t-f. NEALElt IN 1? inks. Stalioncfy, Wall Paper. Window Paner, &c. Ki'indiiy School v 'JionliB of all kinds conslnntly m hnnd, Way neshurg. Pu., opposite Post Olllee. JViy l. '!.-1 y ' "t.-. m it c h ei l7 jSlao exaaials. e r ! Mgin St., newly opposite Wrjhi llouse IB prepared to do stitched and pefgi'd work, from thu coarsest lo the finest iilso, puts up the latest style of Hunts and Shoes. Cob bling done )n reason ilile tenns. M:iy2,(!m. ivT i si u v r n k , MERCHAXT TAT Mli, ROOM IS nl..kClll.KV'S Iimi.I'lNO, wAYNKSIIl'aO. : UrOHIC made to order. In llnest and best Y V st le. Cutting and FiHhg .'.one prompt ly, nnd nceonliiig Hi li.test iiishion plates. , tWkon 'tatld and for ale. ilL'y.rJL Wm. Bailey, WATCHES AND JHWKLIiY. MAIN Kl'IIKKT, OPl'Osn'H WliilillT ll"lK KEEP8 0N HANDS ALWAYS A choice and select assortment of watches and Jewelry, Repairing done at the lowest rates. W: G. llUdllES, SADDLER AND HARNESS MAKER, jUim St.. nearly opposite Wriyh Jhuti; READY made work on h ind, and having . seemed llin services of two tirsi-clasn work, men lie is prepared to execute ah orders In the neate-t and best Ule. A'l'llL. THIRST NO MORE! on to joe" Turner's UK HAS JllSroi'liMIII A N R W S A LOO N ! ! Kncpn Good Rve Whiskey, Brandies of nil kinds, Gin, Wlno, AU).&. Anil has the where with to put "P Fancy Drinks. Cull and Bee liim in the brick part of thu Adams Inn. apr 25 Cm .. . PEOPLE L I X E . hVraMKH ''f!ltll.'.l. ra,35S TAIN." 11. U. Aiiiums. Coinmauder, dipt U. C. Mason, Clerk; leaves Greensboro, for Pittsburgh every Monday, Wednesday and Friday, at II nm. Leaves Pittslmrit't for Greensboro ovory Tuesday, Thursday nnd Saturday. Miy ic,'(l(l.-tliii. STEAMER "ELECTOR. '' Roiiiht Phil ... nommiinder i R. G Tavi.oii, ClerK t leaves Greensboro for Pittsburgh every Tues- S'SL burgh lorOreensucrooveryMomlny, Wudiics - day and Friday. .- ' , SLATER. ODENBAUGH, TVEALER IN DRUGS, MEDIrtNifiS, LT - cXulsH& pounded. "Creigh's Old Hbn." ( Waynes - burg, Pa. May HQ, (i(l.-ly, GK0!!GEt JKPFKM, BAliMl III oou.nu:, , f. n ... .i a a... i if ) auncs, Dully Pape, Fsncy Ariicitic., J 1?V It Is So. . ' 'I've seen in my a girl Who would nuirry u churl, , Providing lio'd plenty ol gold, And would live to repent When the money wus spent, , When sliu 'ouiul Unit her heuu liuil been t)M. . - Ii is so! Il is so! You nuiy siiiilu if you like, limit's so! i lvi known irmny uluss Who W'luhrihouhllessly puss Whole hours proun nailing the street, While her nioiher would scrub All the, while at the lull, Never minding the co!d or thu heat. His so! ItUso! You nuiy smile if you like, lint it's so ! There ismiiny u miui lio will "ilrefs" if In; can, No uiulter ho"' i nipty his purse, And lilstuiior may look When he wtlles his '.ionic, Hil! his pattern litis viiiiihed, or worse.' , Il is so! It Is so ! . i You .nuiy smile if you likj, lint it's so ! ' I know people so nice They will laint in u tiiee, If you meiiliiiii hrd labor to them ; cl tln ir parents were poor, And were.loiind to endure Many hardships life's current to stem, It is so ! It is so ! You may smile if you like, Hut its so! There nrc ninny about "With faces "lung drawn out,' Who wil'. prate for the harm of a laugh. Yet they will cheat nil the week, Though Sundays quite meek. To my ii'iud iliy're too pious by halt. It is so! It is so! You nmy. smile if you like, limit's si! DE'JINI) THE SCENES. 'IYur o'clock an 1 no ' E.len yet ! What can detain her so slid" that is usually more punctual than the clock It was scnt'ci'ly a room in w hfeh Laura Avery was silting rather a inagiiilicunt bay window willi draperies oi embroider id lace. Poor. Ellen,' she murmured, 'lmw l'.fi'orelilly our lots have been ordered in this world her parents dead their wealth iii'O.rteviibly lot and she loo proud lo aceept a cent that she baa not t iboi ion. lv eiiMied Oh, deal!' nod Laura MgluTl again ju-t ns the clock's liquid vojee chimed the half hour. Situ don't come,' sohhapiized the puzzled little damsel allele's something the matter ! Pur hap she is iek oh, yes. she inu-t be sick. I'U send J. lines to et quirt n, I'll H" myself.' Ueforo thu sentence was out of her lip- she was up in her own room adjus ting n sott gray shawl ov3f lier black silk dresi, nnd tying tlje strings ot a quiet little brown velvet bonnet, whose one crim-ion rose among its triinming-i of emerald nuts was not unlike the bloom ot her own ehi ek I don't think its' going to snow,; she pofdercd. looking outul the gray .threat ening ky, as she drew on her peitecily lining gloves. 'At any rate, I shall walk very la.it.' As she cauiii through tlie softlj'-c ir peted vcHtibu'e ' servant approached her. . 'A note, Miss Lwa. It , c:nne five minutes no.' Ah I the rose was several shades in the back ground now, as Laura Avery broke open thu scented seal, anJ glano ed over the delieat,cioain-(iolwfed sheet, with a bnglit, lia'.f suppressed smile dimpling the corners of her mouth- Yet the note was a very simple one, after all. My dear Miss Avery: May I promise myself the plciinnu of accompanying y'ou lo bear the now opera to night t Unless I receive a message to forbid mi', I will call f'-r you t half past noven. -Your most devote I slave and subject, '1'Vhi an UioiiMcr.' Liura instantly slipped the nolo inlo her bosom, B It- learilll lOSl vite very presence ei iidi ui-niiiiuu iiiuiiu. ii was pudiiro on the wall nho'uld catch a sight, nearly dusk when Miss Avery, mm.mcn ,,i.ihn nWnnt chirography, and pursued ing up all hei resolution, nseondud tlo her wav down- the gloomy str'eetr. with ' i naw ;hc murky atmosphere 1 ' t, n mmi glow of coleur derosc Meantime the gray October, twilight fadmir away from a dreary room on 'u.i,n, nw.iv from a dreary room on . . . , . rv .... jloug0 situated on one of those side streets where decent . r0(,.,euUi,ii,v striveij, hand to hand, with I I str.eiyotofingwith..ub: nb irrnn nnmui'"n "- i... ....j ..,.,.riv KiricKun asneci oi mu II) urn f'"( -- '. . , jpufVroeut, silk, bright as tne ayes oi Tyre, thut lay folded on ilm Ublo beside the window in such u manner llmt you could see thu costly trimming n wide bonier ot put plu velvet, edged on either side with a flitting of while point lace. For poor Ellen Wayrni; was nothing more important than ' a hard working and poorly paid diesiiiukur She lay on the little white bed in the corner, will) her tlu.hed ch;ek pi esed Lagaiust the pillow, and ber slender figure parti. lily concealed by a coarse planted scarlet shawl, while the occasion il in-voK itn'ary contraction ot her forehead bore witness to tho pain she was meekly suf 'fcl'ing. j A- one or two quiol (ears escaped from hi.'i' ilosed ejelids and crept, softly down her cheek, a light step som.dcd on the lauding oiiuide, and a knock came gently to tlie parcls of the door. Come in,' f-iv.'. Ellen, hurriedly d:ish ing away the tears. 'L mra, is it possi 'bin that this is you, dear?' 'Yes' it is myself, and none other. Nell. I could not imagine why you did not come anil til that dres, us you had appointed i but I know the reason now Nelly, you nre sick. Wl.y did you not send for me V Nelly tried to smile faintly. - I m not. very sick, L iura t at lusst I have not sufl'-red much pain until to night, nnd the doctor says that it I only had a little wine no, Liura, do not draw your purse,' sho a ids, with, a slightly perceptible sparkle in her eyes, and a proud quiver on her lips. 'I am not yet quite so low as lo accept charity Don't loik so hurt and grieved, dearest You know how sensitive I cannot help being on some points. It is only tor a little while. When I am well enough to take that dress holne and receive the money for it, I shall be enabled lo pur chase whatever I may require.' Laura Avery knell'down at her fiienJ's benside. with soft, pleading eyes. 'Dear Ellen, you surely will not refuse to accept a temporary loaii'from me.' Ellen shook her head with i grave smile. I can wait, Laura ' Launi looked from the dross to Ellen with n face of pained perplexity. Su 1 denly a brigh inspiration seemed to irtriko her. , Ltt me take the dress home, Ellen I' she exclaimed. The walk will be just what I need, and I can stop at Duboiir's on my way buck nnd order the wiuofor yon. You will let me, Nell ?' Ellen hesitated a moment. 'Hul. Laura '' No bins in tho matter, if you plo ise, Nell,' huglicd Laura, gleefully begin mug to fold the rich dress into the little bisket that stood upon tho table beside it. 'Where is it to go V 'To Mrs. Kichley's, in Uiver street. Why. "Laura, what is tho matter V 'Nothing, only I am folding this dress wrong,' rM timed Laura, in a low v'oieo It was well that E.len did not see the s::ai lei Hush that toco lo. her friend's lovely cheek, ns .she stood with her back to the bed, siuoolliing the lustrous breadths ot pine silk. Mrs liiehey's! Laura was almost sorry that she had volunteered to go, bttl-it was too late to refract, her offer now. 'What n selfish little creature 1 am,' she mused, - Poor Nelly needs the money so much, and cannot go for it heiselt, and it isn't nt all likely that I shall see Floriun. I will go there is an end ot it.' 'Thank you. dear Laura: it is so kind of you, said Ellen, fervently, ns Miss Avery came to the bedside wiih the backet on her arm, nnd a blue veil drawn closely over the brown velvet bonne'. 'She owes me three dollars for this dress and there are sever, dollars on rhe no count which slut hris never yet paid me,' 'Ten dollars ! I'll collect it, never fear,' said Laura, gaily .ns she disnppn-tr. cd, while to Etlrn it socmed if.tho sunshine had nil died out with the bright brown stone steps of the Hichlcy mansion 1 i .i... i...n and rang the bell. . - 'Is Mrs. Kiehley at home V What's your businesswith ' lliohley V nsked lint aervant, suspi'i Mrs 1 Hichlcy r asked inn aervant, suspioously scrutinising ihe little bssket that sho earned. , Laura bit her lip- This man- nor from servants was entirely a now i.Yi,,,ri.inua to her. vet how often must --i :m j. .. . i 1 , ' . i ,. , -i iibvo uuiuo i wiinu nuiuu u uress. mat was nn.isnea ior ner, sue saiu in a tono u quiet dignity j 'Oil ah ycr, well, I suppose you'd i west walk in.' I Thu servant eomluctca her up stairs ' tr sort of sitting room; or boudoir, ; where Mi, lliohley, u portly dame of 1 about fi'ly, gmgeou-ly diessed in d I crimson vi'.k, wus sitting in her ea-y cliair in front of n plowing ijoal firo L ima was inwardly grateful that tlio g had not been lighted, par' iclai ly w lieu she observed 'hat -Mr. Florian ltichley was lounging on a velvet sola in one of the- window recesses. Mis lt.chley looked up as the servant u.-dicrc-J in the ne a comer. Well, young woman, what do you waul t' L aura's cheeks tinged nt the tone of eo.irse insolence in which -she was ad dressed, but she commanded herself to reply meekly : 1 have brought homo your dress, Mrs. llichley.' 'Whore is Miss Way nail !' She is ill.' 'Very well, lay down the dressj it is all right.' Dot Laura stood her ground valiantly. 'Miss Way nail would liku tlie monVy tonight, Madain-soveii dollars on lh oid account, and three for this dress.' Il is not convenient to-night.' 'Unl, M s Kiehley, Miss Wandall is ill and needs the money, 'persisted Laura. 'There, Florian,' said AIis Kiehley petulantly, addressing the'young man in tho Turkish dre-sing gown and lie elaborately arranged hair, 'Itoldjou just bow it ivoiild bo.' ' What the donee is tho matter now V snappishly asked Fiortan, tor the first t'uni' o iiidescoudiiig to evince an 1 int :r est in what was going on. . 'Why. these itnpert.'n.ent dress-making people are always clamoring for m tnev, just hen t ou ' have draine.1 mo of iny last cent.' . 1 'Let 'cm chinor, then, that's my ad vice,' said Mr. Florian, without taking the trouble to move his head. Ju-t given mo back that ten dollar bill Fiorian,' urged, hU motheri'you can not want it to-i.ight. 'Hul I do want it, it h ippens,' said dorian, colly. . , ' 'Y'ou are just going to trittor it away in some of . Vio-o gambling laces, or drink your self stupid again, '.fretted Mrs. Uichley. ""Its too bad, getting my money away fiom mo to indulge in thoso horrid habits? Why don't you earn money for yourself V 'Easy, mamma, easy,' said the dutiful son lazily dragging himself to a sit ing posture. 'Don't lose your temper, for il isn't worth while. This ten dollar hill is going to help mako my forluno.--It shall lake tho lovely Laura to the opera, to night,' Nonsense) this fino scheme will flash in iIib pan, just like all the rest of your castles in the air. She won't have' you.' 'Oil, yes, she will, my incredulous inammai 'wait and sco. I shall bricg her to the point pretty soon. Then I'll pay you baoit the money, with interest, out of my lady's bag of shiners.' 'And will you leave off your gambling habits I Oh Fiorian, they will bo the ruin ot you yet.' P.rhaps, perhaps not,' returned the young m in insolently, very iini'iii ns I nleaso ' That will bo Il.ilh the mother and liopetm son nan . . . , i i apparently forgotten the presence of tho young girl,, who was standing i, ,h. dusky shadow near the door, until this moment, whtn Mrs. llichley, ""'"'"JJ sharply round, saw her. 'What are you waiting for V sho ask .. . I .T id,, titl.l unti ed iirita'oly. I have alreidy told you thai it was not convenient ao pay you the money to.night. Why don't you go aboiu your business!' Her cheeks' were flashed even beyond their iiriittoial bloom of rouge, and hr chill.grey eyes sparkleu with rising angor ns Laura A very composedly walked for ward. Sho took one of the wax tapers from the china shell, irnd lighted tho gas with a steady hand, whose flash of rich rings struck Mm. Uiuhley with -astonishment. 'I am sorry that you cannot pay- your just debts, Madame,' saia Lrura, nuioXlv lookinir tho ainuzou m.'tner anu son in tho face ; 'but. I am not sorry for nny oourrauoo that haJ had the effect oi opening my eyes to lite true character ' Mi KWUn Uiuhlav. I Will take v . . ... . T ..... ' A.- wi ii nnu u euiireiv uu"u' i - r the expense ot taHDg iuibs to tho opera tonight,' Fioiian's handsome cheek had grown pale, his kmc3 quivered beneath htm ns ho mechanically took tho b.ll from the , pocket boi.k and placed it in the' hands ot the imperative beauty, while Mis. Uiehli-y sank back aghast into the cush ibned, easy chair. Florian undo one depurate, attempt to retrieve InsTost fortune, even in the moment of sore defeat and discomfit lire. 'I am very porry awkward mistake h tpo you will air n il me an oppoivu-. nity tor explanation,' .lie stammered. 'I require no explanation, sir,' was Laura's cold rep'.y, as she wilhdievf from the apartment, haughty and unapproach able as a statue ot ice. She hurried homewnrd through tho twilight streets, with a burning cheek ami a burning heart, and it was nearly da-k, when onoe more she ordered Miss, Waynall's room, lighted only by tlie taint glow of the low fire. 'i aek so soon, Laura.!' asked Ellen, somew hat surprised "Here is the money, Nelly, and the wine, she said, thankful for the dim light that could not betray her tell-tijle features. 'And now you must get well as fast ns yon can ' 'Oh. Laura, I am so much obliged to you,' said Ellen earnestly, Laura stooped to kiss her friend's pale cheek, inwardly reflecting how UMch idle h id to thank Ellen's indispo sition. But she never told Ellen ot tho dis covery siio had 'tin witting'v made, while fulfilling the gentle mission of friendship, nnd no one "never know the preciso manncrin which the contemplated inatch between Floii.in Uiuhley and Laura Av ery was broken off. 1 lion' nre some things that bring th,eir own l'e.vard in this world, nnd the one act of kindness has saved Laura from unconsciously taking the step that would have precipitated hi'i' into ii life time of misery, . S IEKP PEDDLERS. The liones't and unsuspecting farmers ot the Western and Southern Stales, should beware of sheep peddlers, who t averse the country, and swindle every bjdy who deals willi them.- Too many of our hard working farmers are swiu d.ed.out ot hundreds ot dollars annually, b these traveling gentry, The farmer should understand some ot the t rands practised by these peddlers, in order to detect them before it is too late. In the first place, they are always sure to have uoy p il'tluular breed Mini id wai.tud. mij cm always produce certificates to that c fleet. As Vermont is celebrated for its tine and valuable sheep, most tt these peddlers emanate from there ; though we regret to say it, not u few hail from this State They buy Mieir sheep from Ver mont or New Hampshire, so they can, it needs be, swear to the fact that thoy came from that section of the country, and away they start for the West or South, with their genuine flocks of Ver mont sheep 1 Hetoro they start with them, however, they first paint and fix them, up for tho maiket. Notico the great and wonderful change 1 Uams which they bought tor 10 or less, un der their care and manipulations are so altered and improved that they sell them easily tor SI 01) to 20l). We have oven . stated, that those fellows will uk(J a fl(jl,k f mmon xheep. audio I 0 )1Ight' lmjy wji become tho most j. jmiirHV'L,,i i01 jm)!) j cuV. It this is I th0 case, and we see no cause toMoubt it, is it sate for any tanner to purchase h, of thom ? Ka.me,.8 8,ould, ' . . . in tact, buy only of those breeders who ar'o we'll known, and noted for their uptight transactions in business. Such breeders havH too in itch at stake to peril their reputation by any such traiisiotions as we have noted above. With tho sheep pbddler it is difl'oront all he looks out for is a cood bartmin, and atter you have made a purchase ot him; lie is i ff, t and the prabability is that yon innj uev I er got near enough to him ajram w havo a chance to make any complaints.- tr al American, t.ati.-iv a 'rrantleman sat down to write a deed, and bogan with i 'Know one woman by these presents." , 'Yon are wrong,' said sail a bystander- 'it ought to be Know all men.' 'Very well,' answered the olhori 'if one woman kuowis it, all mea win oi .. ' v... ,. THE MARYLAND7 DIFFICULTY. Tho8. Swann, the Governor of Mary. land, neither intimidated nor instructed by the fatal failure of Andrew Johnson'i attempt to provoked civil war' in tho North, is believed to bo preparing to precipitate a violent revolution in that State. The Police Commissioners of tho City of Baltimore, appointed by the Leg islature, having served faithfully and loyally during all the rebellion, have fall en under the displeasure ot the traitor sympathisers, because they refuse to ap point judges of tho election men - who will lake the votes of rebels registered in defiance i f the Constitution and Laws of tho Suite. He is therefore appealed to remove these Commissioners anS appoint j others in their stind, who have already I been desig tiled as the tit agents of trea son. Having deserted t' e people who elected - him, ho is doubtless ready to punish nnd proscribe them by elevating and strengthening thu rebels Should he decide upon this .outrage, the Police Commissioners, backed by Mayor Chap man and the radical loyalists erf the State, will refuse -to suremlcr the trust. At this juncture the rebels claim to have the promise of Andrew Johnson to em ploy force to put doWu the Union men and give the State to the traitors. We do not 'believe that either Swann or Johnson will havo the hardihood to per fect this crowning outrage, though tho indications that point to it are numerous. But should this belief bo disappointed by tire result, there will be but ono rem edy ' letl, and that is for the Maryland patriots to appeal to the people ot the North to keep open the gateway to tho j capital of the Republic They respond ed to a similar call in 1861 , and will not be back w aid in 18GG. The feeling in Baltimore is intense. . The Radicals were firm, quiet, and wholly resolved. Tney havo posession of the field anil in intend to keep - it at all hazards. They will never yield it to rebels and'lraitors. Tho plotsof these latter tiro hardly concealed, and their exultation proves that the revolutionary policy is carefully cherished, and only requircsa fitting ops portunity to bo announced and perfect ed. HOW TO REGAIN SOUTHERN PROS PERITY. Hon. John Forsyth, ot the Mobile Kvgister, has been traveling through Southern Pennsylvania, and,- writing about that section, takes occasion to say : "The wealth of this country oannot bo justly measured by its population Tim improvements in miohinery, espe cially as applied to agriculture, almost dispense with human hands ami tlie sweat of ihe brow. They plow, sow and reap with machines, and man s only oc cupation is to superintend them Hence, you ride over a country dotted with farms, in a high state ot culture ail groaning under crops, nnd nro surprised at tho lack of laborers, and wonder who does all this work. Capital and science have supplied the. places ot our large gangs ot r.egroes, and tho work goes on as it by magic. Thus Ponnslvania with her three millions of population, enjoys productions equal to the labor of six millions. TJie sa ne processes would make the South a garden of fruitf illness, the abode of a groat population, and tho suat oi powsr. "Let us take lessons from our neigh borsj and find compensation for the sud den destruction of our vast labor sys. tern. We have all that Pennsylvania has, in coal, iron and water power, with out her harsh winter c.iinnlo. We havo products impossible to her soil. The war has hewn a pathway for Southern energies in a now direction. Let us fol. low it, encourage men of labor and men of skill to setllo among us, capital to export our latent resources, and train and elevate the negro to. be able to do his pnrt of the iji and work of dosing the gap. in the material civilization, which our hardy Northern .neighbors have tor so long kept wide open between us.' Is return for billions of money and millions ot lives tho New York Tribune ! sums up the following as the value" secur ed i ' .'.',, : 1st. A President asas.sinated. 2d. Tho Massacre at Memphis. 3d. Tho" massacre af; New Orleans, 4th.- Tho massacre at Platte City. : Additional to a number ot moral and l,,;.l uHtii'iinna Ion numerous to men r. u, M nf u,i.:,.k hl!.r the name ot ; Johnson. UVU, - " Nasby in the Tolerado Blade, sugges ted the following order ot procession for the Johnson reception i The procossion should form in the following order, each section carrying a banner appropriately inscribed and sing, ipg hymns sweetly as is here sot down i 1. Federal otfico-holdora in a small c irri ago, nANsp.ii. "Thu serpent tempted me, and I did eat." HYMN. ''This Is tlie way wo long have sought, And mourn becauso we found it not," 2. Those that wauled tho offices and didn't gut them, i-n broken down hacks drawn by lame mules clothed in ruouru. ing. BANNliU. "Every man has his price would that wo could get ours." HYMN. "Plunged In a gulf ot dark despair, We wretched sinners lie." 8. Weak-kneed Itepublicans who are trying to support Johnson, but don't want to leave their parly in one car, finge. Sanneb. "To bo or not to be that's the ques tion." ' ' HYMN. "Stand shivering on tho brink Of cvcrlusting woo." i. Vnllandingham Democrats rumin ating on the kicking out of their ohief at Philadelphia. BANNER. ' 'Now is the winter of our discontent." 80NO. . .- In a mournful', solemn, husky, heart-, rending tone, "Should auld acquaintance be forgot." 5. American citizens of Atrican de scent BANNER. "He promised to he our moses he led us into Ihe Ked Sea and letl us dar." HYMN. "Where now Is do good old Mobob," MARitriatt and Dkath. Why is it that the marriage announcements are immediately followed bv the obituary notices in our papers 1 Does death fol low so closely on the footsteps of mar riage T Is grief the page that carries the train of happiness t Does the tomb open. wide; Ks dark and ponderous jaws beside the nuptial couch T 'Tin the plan of life. ' The gleeful songs of light and merry hearts to'day, to-morrow will t if r n to funeral chants, and sobbing and lamentation be heard instead of glad pealing laughter. We read to-day ot our friends marriage, and wish them Joy s lu.iiiai row we see their deaths re corded, and say 'peace to their ashes.' Our merriest songs are timed by toot- falls of doath, and the 'silver chord' is as fragile as a spider's thread, and the 'gulden bowl' in more brittle than glass. Advices from the seatot war in Para guay rsp " severe fighting before the Paraguayan fortress ot Curtipaity on the 1st ot September and the following days. The Allied forces, aftor a desperate bats tie, took some of the Paraguayan in trenohinents, but the Paraguayans with drew in good order, and Gen, Flores of Uruguay, who knows the Paraguayans and their country bettor th in aay of the general otttucrs in the Allied army, is not sanguine as to the progress oi (ha Allies, Auiunr LtriAN, a young Republican of Pottor county, traveled thirty miles over a rough and ble ik road, oh the day ot tho eli-ci ion, to poll a vote for Gen Gonry. The handsomest girl in Potter county would do well to got Al bertfora husband, M the man who shows such devotion to. his conutry would mako a darling husband. ... i -s-j- A snobby Englishman protest against Americans writing books, and says : Prairies, steamboats, grist mills and 'notions,' are their Datura objects for centuries to come.' Blarst his impu dence, . j A Good Rkabon. The 'reason, says an exohange, why Justice Chase can't try Jefferson Davis is because he is about to try matrimony, Widow Eastman, of; Massachusetts, is said to be the first oase on the docket.- r , , . . ' Not by superiority of age or honor, not by the virtuos and1 power ot your brother, is friendship to be secured. Friendship must be allied with Tirtue, L I ' . ,. Virtue is its own bond. I II J.I 5 Wnynesburg, Pa,
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