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He's rapping at tho doorl Too well I know tlio boding sound That ushers In a bore. I do not tremble when I meet The stoutest of my foes, But Heaven defend mo from tho friend Who comes but never goes. lie drops into my easy chair And asks about the no in ; Ho peers Into my manuscripts, And gives his candid views; He tells mo where he likes the lino, And where bo's forced to grieve ; He takes tho strangest liberties But never takes his leave. He reads my dally paper through Before I'vo seen a word ; Ho scans the lyric (that I wroto), And thinks it quite absurd ; Ho camly smokes my last cigar, And coolly asks lor more ; Ho opens everything ho sees Except the entry door. Ho talks about hisfragllo health, . And t jIIs me of his pains He suirers from a score of ills, Ol.which ho ne'ef compluids; And how he struggled once with death To keep tho fiend at bay ; On themes liko those away ho goes Bui never goes away I Ho tells mc of tho carping words S me shallow critic wroto, .And every precious paragraph Familial ly can quote. He thinks tho writer did mo wrong, He'd like to run him through 1 lie says a thousand pleasant things But never says "Adieu-" Whene'er ho comes that dreadful man Disguise it as I may, I know, that liko an Autumn rain, He'll last throughout tho day. In vain I speak of urgent tiiiks, In vain I scowl and pout ; A frown i iio extinguisher It does not put him out ! I mean to tuke tho kuockoroff ; Pot crape upon tho door ; Or hint to J lm tint I am gone To slay a month or more. I do not tremble when I meet Thu strongest of the foes ; But Heaven defend mo. from the tiicikl Who never, never goes 1 From the Philadelphia Press. RECONSTRUCTION 1 THE REPORT OF THE COMMITTEE OF FIFTEliN ! Washington Juno 10, I860. Simultaneous with tho triumphant passige of tho joint resolution proposing the new or XVth Article of the Consti tution of the United Slates, by the vote of more thairtwo-thii ds of tho Senate, Hon, Win. Pitt Fessendeii, of Maine, chairman of tho Smnte branch of the Committee on Reconstruction, on Fri day last presented the report of the la bors of himself and his colleagues, from tho time of their appointment, on tho 13th of December, 18G5. Nearly six months, within a few ' days, have been given to an investigation into questions, the disposition of which, as the commit tee wells says, "involves the welfare of the Republic in all future time ;" and he who carefully reads their statement will be impressed with the madness and'folly of the men who expected such a work to be hastily accomplished, and who de mand ttiat tho recent rebels shall be ad mitted into the councils of the nation in contempt ot the tacts and arguments hero so clearly and powerfully set forth. Considering this statement, side by side with the proposed amendment ot the National Constitution, wo Are startled at the audacity which overlooked reasoning that ought to have been instinoivoly sug gosted to all patriotic minds. Wo seo new cause for gratitude to Congress for their heroio constancy and philosophic inquiry, and new cause for wonder that the President should have discarded con sidcrations Ot such awful weight and significance. As you have properly published the full report, your readers bave had time to peruse and ponder it. No State paper since the last spicch of Mr. Lincoln, on the 11th of April, 1805, will exert a wider influence in Uxingfirm er the foundations of republican liberty, and in dispelling the meretricious false hoods of reckless politicians. And noth ing so foroibly drawi the line between the hopes and plots of tho insolent trai. tors and the tew yet plain conditions to reconstruction of the Congress,' as this i direct and explicit answer of the Cora- mittoe oi Fifteen. In a long'calalogue ; cf irresistable points, Mr. Fessonden faitona upon President J ohnson a meit discreditable habit of withholding satjsi factory information, anil of tompting to lorce into tha Union, upon insufficient and incomplets diWft, the unpardoned and impatient rebels. After alio wing that the war left tho Southern States entirely exhausted, and that they "had protracted their struggles against tho Federal authority until all hope of sue-' cossful resistance had ceased, and only laid down their arms becauso there was no longer any power to us them," he proves from the President's own words that thoso States, when the rebellion was crushed, "were deprived of any civil government, and must proceed to organize anow." The President waited bx long weeks before sending any infor mation in response to the call of Con gress, and when it came, sayslhis report : It was incomplete and unsatisfactory. Authenticated copies of the constitutions and ordinances adopted by the conven tions m three of the States had been submitted ; extracts from newspapers furnished scanty information as to thu action of one other State, and nothing appears to have been communicated as to the remainder. There was no evi dence of the loyalty of tliore who partic ipated in these conventions, and in one Stale alone was any proposition made to submit the action of the conventions to the tin al judgment of the people Thus treated by the Executive, the committee was compelled to act for itself : Failing to obtain the desired informa tion, and lull to $rope for light wherever it might be found, your committee did not deem it either advisable or safe to adopt, without further examination, the suggestions of the President, more espe duly as he had not deemed it expedi ent to remove the force, to suspend mar tial law, or tf restore tho writ of habeas corpus, but still thought it necessary to i : - ,1 1 i- - . t 1 1 : exercise over the people of the rebellious States his military power and junsdio tion.. J his conclusion derived greater force from the fact, undisputed, that in j all those Stales, except Teuuessee, and perhaps Arkansas, the elections which were held for State, officers and incm bers of Congress had resulted almost uni vcrsally in the dtdeat ot candidates who had buen true to tho Union, and in the election of notorious and unpardoned rebels men who cmld not take tho prescribed oath of office, and who made no secret of th&ii hostility to the Gov ernment and the people ot tho United States. Undor these ciroumHtances anything liko hasiy action would have been as dangerous as it was obvioiiidy unwiso'. It appeared to your committee that but one courso remained, viz: to investigate carefully and thoroughly tho state of feeling and opinion existing among the people of these States ; to ascertain how tar their pretended loyalty could he re lied upon, and thence to infer whether it w ould be snfo to admit them at onco to a full participntirn in the Government they had fought ' tour years to destroy. It was an equally important inquiry whether their restoration to their for mer relations with the United "States should only be granted upon certain conditions and guarantees, which would effectually secure the nation against a re currenco of evils bo disastrous as thoso from which it had esuoped at so enor mous a saennce. On the Providential project ot admit, ting such persons into Congress. The report says : It is moreover contended, and with apparent gravity, that from the peculiar nature and character ot our Government no eush right on the part of tho con queror can exist; that from the moment when rebellion lays down it arms, and actual hostilities cease, all political rights of rebellious communities aro at once restored; that because the people of a State of the Union were onco an organi zed commuuity within tho Union they necessarily so remain, ond their right to bo represented in Congress at any and aU times, and to participate in the gov ernment f iho country under all circum stances, admits of neither question nor dispute. It this is indeed true, then is the Government of the United States powerless for jta own protection, nnd flagrant rebellion carried to the extreme of civil war is a pastime which any Sjate may play at, not only certain that it can lose nothing, rn any event, but may bo the gainer by defeat. If rebollion suc ceeds, it accomplishes its purpose and destroys the Government. It it tails the war has been barren of results, and the battle may be fought out in the legisla tive halls of the country. Treason de feated in the field, has only to take pos session of Congress and the Cabinet. On the new cry of 'no taxation with out representation," the reply is conclu sive That taxation should be only with tho consent of the people, through their own representatives, is a cardinal principle ot ail tree governments; out it is not true that taxation and representation must go together under all circurnstaneos and at every moment of time. Tho people of me jjistnot ot Columbia ana of the Territories are taxed, although not repre RonU'd in Congress If it bo tru) that the people of the so-culled Confederate States Imve no wgjjt to throw oil' tho authority of tho ' United States; it is equally trim that they are bound at all times to share tho burdens of govern ment. They cannot either legally oi equitably refuse to boar their just pro portion of these burdens by voluntarily abdicating their rights and privileges as States of the Union, and refusing to be represented in the councils of the nation, much less by rebollion against national authority and lovying war. To bold that by so doing they could escape taxation, would be to oiler a premium for insurrection. To reward instead of punishing treason. When tho fundamental subject of rep resenation itself is rwachod, tho logic- of the report is eloquent and unanswera ble : Tho exerciao of representation neces sarily resulting from the abolition of sla very, was considered the most important element in the questions arising out of the changed condition of uflaii's, and tho necessity for some fundamental action iu this regard seemed imperative. It ap pealed to your committee that tho rights of theso persons, by whom thu basis of representation had been thus increased should bo recognized by the Guneral Government. While slaves they wore not considered as having any rights, civil or political. It did not seem just or proper that all the political advantages derived from their becoming free should be confined to their former masters, who had fought aqainsl the Union a ,d withheld from themselves, who had always been loyal. Slavery, by building up a ruling and dominant class, had produced a spir it of oligarchy adverse to republican in Mtitutions, which finally inaugurated civ il war. The tendency of continuing the domination of such a class hy leaving it in the exclusive pofse-eioii of political power would be to encourage tho same spirit and lead to a similar result Doubts were entertained whether Con- gross had power, even under tho amend ...I f V,..ut;t..t;nn tA .n.:i . i. 1:1:. tid Constitution, to prescribe the qualili cations of voters in a Slate, or could act directly on the subject. It was doubtful in the opinion of your committee wbeth er the Slates would consent to Kiirrondor a piwer they had always exercised, and to which they were attached. As tho best, not the only method of surmount ing nil difliculiy, and as eminently just ami proper in itnult, your committee comes to tho conclusion that political power tdioiiM bo poss ssed in all the States exuctly in proportion as the right of sultVaga should bo granted without distinction of color or race. This, it was thong'. t, would leave tho whole question with the people of each State, holding out to all the advantages of in creased political power, as an induce ment to alio v all to participate in its exercise. Such a proposition would be in its nature gen'le and peii-u.iivo, and would tend, it is hoped, at up distant day, to an equal participation ot all, without distinction, in all tho rights ar.d privileges of citizenship, thus affording a full aiid adequate protection to al) classes of citizens, since we would have, through the ballot box, tho power of self protection. Holding these views,, your comiiiitleo prepared an amendment to the Consti tution, to carry out this idea, and sub mitted the samo to Congress. Unfoitn nately, as we think, it did not receive the necessary constitutional support in tho Senate, and therefore could not be proposed for adoption by the States J lie principal involved in that amend ment is, ujwever, believed to be sound, and your committee have again proposed It in another form, hoping that it may reoeive the approbation of Congress, , It must not be forgotten that the Pros idont's policy against all amendments of the National Constitution is, in faot, intended to leave tho authors of tho re bellion with greater power, becausa of the acts ot emancipation and tho incor poration iuto tho body of tho population ot tha, persous herctotoro called slaves 1 How the people of tho insurrectionary States responded to the President's api poals, and how ready they aro for imme diate admission into Congres, tho com mittee explains : So far as the disposition of tho paople ot the insurrectionary States and tho probability of thi!ir adopting measures conforming to the changed condition ot affairs can be inferred from the papers submitted by the Presided as the basis ot his action, the prospects are far from encouraging It appears quite clear that the anti-slavery amendments, both to the State and I'ederalconstitutions, wereadopt ed with reluctance by the bodies tvhich did adopt thnn; and in some States they have been either panedbti in silence or rejected The language ot all the provisions and ordinances of the States; on the subjoot amounts to nothing more than an uir willing admission of an unwelcome truth. As, to the ordinance of secession, it is in some cases declaed "null and void," and in others simply "repealed," and in no case n a refutation of this deadly hemy considered wrthy of a place in the new constitutions. If, as the President assumes', these insurrectionary States Wore, at tha close of the war, wholly without Stat govern menu, it would seem that before being admitted to. participate in tho direction of public affairs such governments should be regularly organized. Long usage has established, and numerous statutes have pointed out, tho mode in which this should be done. A convention to frame a form ot govornmont should bo assembled under compoteut authority. Ordinarilv this authority emanates from Congress, but under the peculiar ciruuin stances your committee is not disposed to criticise the President's action in as suming the power exercised by him in this legard. Thu convention, whon assembled, should frame a constitution of govern ment, which should be submittod to the people for adoption- It adopted, a Legislature felioiild bo convened to pass the laws necessary to carry it into effect. When a State thus organized claims representation in Congress, the election of representatives should bo provided for by la in accordance with the laws of Congress regulating representation, and tho proof that tho notion taken has been in conformity to law Bhonld bo submitted to Congress. In no case have those ossentiat prelimi nary steps been taken. The conventions assembled seem to have assutn-id that the Constitution which had been repudiated and ovortliiown was still in existence nnd operative to constitute tho states members of tho Union, and to have contented themselves with such amend ments as they were informed were requisite in order to insure their return to an immediate participation in the Government ot the United States. And without waiting to ascertain whether the people they represented would adopt even the proposed amendments, they at once called elections of Representatives to Congress in nearly all instances bef ire an Executive had been chosen; to issue certificates of eleution under the Stats laws, nnd such elections as were held were ordered by the conventions. In one instance at least tho writs of election were signed by the provisional governor. Glaring irregularity and unwarranted assumptions of power aro manifest in several cases, particularly in South Carolina, where tho convention, although disbanded by tho provisional governor on tho ground that it was a revolutionary body, assumed to direct the Stato. The report insists, with startling toroe, that tho insurgent States Should exhibit in their ao's something more than unwilling submission to an unavoidable necessity; a feeiing, it not cheerful, certainly not ollunsivo and delimit, ar.d should evinco an entire repudiation of all hostility to tho General Government by an accoptanco ofsiyjh just and favorable conditions as that Government should think the public safety demands. Has this been done! Let us look at the facts shown by tho evidence, taken by tho committoo. Hardly had tho war closed before the people ot these insurrectionary States come forward and hastily claim as a right the privilege ot participating at once in that Government which thny had for four yoirs been lighting to overthrow. Allowed and encouraged by the Executive to organize stale governments, they at once place in power leading rebels, unrepentant and unpardoned, excluding with contempt tliOBO who had manifested nu attachment to the Union, nnd preferring in many instances those who hid rendered themselves the most obnoxious. In - the face of the law requiring an oath which would necces. sarily exclude all .such men from federal office, they elect with very tow excep tions as Senators and Representatives in Congress, men who had actively partioi. pated in the rebellion, insultingly de nouncing the law as unconstitutional. It is only necessary to instance tho election to tho Senate ot the lato Vice President of tho Confederacy. A man who, against his own declared convic tions, had lout all the weight ot his ack nowledged ability and of his influonce as a most prominent public man to the causes of tho rebollion, and who, unpar doned rebel ns ho is, with that oath staring him in tho face, had tho assur ance to lay their credentials on tho tablo ot the Senato. Other rebels of scarcely loss note or notority wero selected from other quarters Professing no repen lanco, glorying apparently in the orinie they had committed, avowing still, as tho uncontradicted testimony of'Mr. Stenhonsand manv olhors proves, an adherence to the pernicious doctrino of secession, and declaring thattiiHyyioiuea only to necessity, they insist with unanimous voice upon their rights as States, and proclaim that they will submit to no conditions whatever preliminary to thoir resumption of power under that Constitution which they still claim tho right to repudiate. 1 have reoopiod these important po sages to p'ace tnom more oloarly before your readers, in view of the aotioe of the Senate and the certain cooperative ao tion of the Houaej on the new amend mont'of the National Constitution. The great issue in the coming election! will be that amendment. Approved, as it will be, I predict, by the loyal LegSsla-. tures, it wilt nevertheless bo assailed by thu Copporheads. The vory best vindi cation ot tho just ioo and neoessity of tho new artiole is contained in the report from which I havo quoted, and intelll gont men should1 m'ako themselves fa miliar with it. I anticipate an easy victory over all opposition. For not only will patriotic citizens in the North be impressed ami convinced by these masterly arguments, but tho South will see fir itself, how futilo it is to resist a cause so powerful in the support of three-fourths ot the one branch of Con gross, nud more tl on two thirds of the other, and also in tho moral force ot its own intrinsic moi its. 3 nalor Lane, of Kansas, predicted that four Southern Slates stand ready to say yes to tho amendment. And I believe that Con gress will admit every recent insurgont State as it does so. How litllo margin will then bo left for the Copperheads ot the North to make war upon tho Union Republican party in the coming elec tions? Occasional. PRAISE YOUR WIFE. Praiso your wife, man ; for pity's sako give her some little encouragement ; it won't hurl her. Sho has made your homo oomfortnblo, your hearth bright and shining, your food agreeable ; for pity's sako tell her you thank her, if nothing more. Shu don't expect it ; it will make her eyes open wider than they have those ten yours, but it will do her good tor all, and you, loo. There aro many women to-day thirst ing for the' words ot praise, the language ot eiicouragomeut. Through Bummer's heat, through winter's toil, they havo drudged uncomplainingly; and so ac customed havo thoir fathers, brothers and husbands becorao to their monot onous labors that they look for and on them as they do on the daily rising of tho sun, and its daily going down. llono evovy day, may be mado beautiful by an appreciation of its very holiness.' You know that, if the floor is clean, manual labor has' been' porformod to make it so. You know, if you oan take from your drawer aclean shirt whenever you want it, that somebody's fingers have toiled in making it so fresh and agreeable, so smoothe and lustrous. Everything that pleases the oyo and tho Bense has beou produced by constant work, much thought, great care, and uutuing efforts, bodily and mentally. It is not that many men do not ap preciate theso things and feel a glow of gratitude for the numberless attentions bestowed upon them in sickness and health ; but they dou't oomo out with a hoarty "Why, how pleasant you' make things look, wife, 1'' or "I am much obliged to you for taking so much pains !" They thank tho tailor for giv ing them "fits ;" they thank the man in a full omnibus who gives thorn a seat ; they thank the young lady who moves along in tho concert room ; in short they thank every thing out of doors becauso it is tho custom, and come homo, tip their chair back, and their heeU up, pull out the newspaper, grutnblo if wlfoaska tlicin to tako tho baby, scold if the lire has gone down, or, if everything is just right, shut their mouths with a smack of satisfaction, but uov.ci' say, ' I thank you." I toll you what, men, yoit'ng and old, it you did but show any ordinary civility toward the ' common articles of house keeping, your wives it you gave thotn the hundred and sixteenth part ot tho compliments you always choked thotn with beforoyou wore nnrriod fewer womon would seek for other sources of affection. Praise your wife, then, for all good qaulilies she has) and you may rest assured that her deficiencies nre fully counterbalanced. A VETERAN STATESMAN" DEPARTED. Tho Detroit pnpors announce the death of Hon. Lewis Cass, the distin guished statesman, in .the eight) -fourth year of his ago, which event took plaooat his residence in that city Sunday morn ing, at 4 o'clock. General Cass was born id Exeter, Now Hampshire, Octo her Oth 1782, and was the oldest son ot Jonithan Cass, a captain in the Conti nental Army during tho Revolutionary War. Ex Gov. Clay, ot Alabama, tha father of C. C. Clay, and once U. S. Senator, a man who owns several thousand acres of land, and refuses to sell, comes with his basket every day t'o the U. S. Quar termaster in his district and gets his charity rations. Tnousands of the late slaveholders are thu living on tho gov ernment they so haughtily tried to, des' tf'oy, and which they now demand tho power to control. Geo. Logan baa engaged to stump Pennsylvania for Goary. . FINE ENGLISH.' . The Nation quotes lotno sentences from Mr. Doming's apeooh on Grant, in the House of Representatives, as choice specimens ot "elegant oratory," as in deed they aro. For instance, Mr. Deru. ing described the Capitol as "this mas sivo structure, with its soiled foundations, expanded wing, toworing columns, and bubbling dome," which, perhaps, may all bo "on gulfed in L'ctho s dark, waters." And here is another fine passage i "Far, far back at tho very dawof history, in deed upon the vory first-' page of man'a tompostuous annals, writ in faded hioro glyphioi upon crumbling columns." But thov have a writer in the South ern States who can beat Mr. Doming, and givo him odds', , Writing1 in the Crescent Monthly of lee's surrondsr, be remarks : "The supreme hour was now come, when trom across Fame's burning eliptio, where it had traced, In flaming sheen its luminous path ot glory, the proud Aldobaran of Southern hope in all tho splendors of its express, Ilyades brightness, should sink, to rost behind Turid war clouds, in the fateful western heaven, there to bring out, on death'! dark canopy, tho immortal lights of imA mortal deeds, and spirits great and glori ous, shining forever down upon a ciuso in darkness, like tho glittering hosts up on a world in night." But the West presents u'j with an x a'mple besides which tjho efforts bpth of the East and the South, both' of Doming and the Crescent Monthly, beoome tame and flat. The Loavenworth Conserva tive, commenting, a yoar or two ago, upon an eloctioh in Kansas, eloquently remarkets "Tho fall of corruption has b'eon dispelled, and the wheels of tho state government will no longer bo tram meled by sharks that have beset the pubho prosperity like loousts." 2V. F. Post. Hulks' for rnif Ciioi.eiu Sbaiok. Somebody gives the following rulos to be observed during tho onolora season., It the individual who follows the dircolions don't have the cholera, he will be depriv ed of what rightfully belongs to him: Drink all the poor whiskey you can. Eat something as often as . possible during the day, and take a hearty supper late at night, just before retiring. Guzzlo lagjr beer every Sunday at the beer gardens. 1 Keop well supplied with green apples and other unripe fruits- to eat between your meals'. , , Tako a drink occasionally. . , ' Dou't be afraid ot vogetables 'har ness' them rn every passible occasion. Meats won't hurt! you if yon only eat enough ot them Stuff. Above all, drink. ' ' Avoid bathing altogether. . Don't miss an opportunity to get mad, it gives a healthy tone to the braias. Get up cross in the morning and keep it up. In order to' do so yon' must drink a great deal over night. Pay no attention to tne condition oi your backyards and alleys'. , Drink as often as anybody asks yon. Troat as long as ybu have any money. A dozen or two glasses of loda during the day, and a quart or so of ice cream on a hot afternoon, will bo found advan tageous. Drink'. , Take another. ' Swill down Brandy and Blue Ruin in tho morning to g'iv"e tone to yoar stom ach. Above all, don't fail to drink. ' Tim Menken hoop is after all ns novelty. In 1753 the sex were re proached for making "Their pcttcoats short, that a hoop eight yards wide, i Might docently show how1 their garters wero tlod." , , ! Only how t'he showing is not always decent. . ' ' ' ! At a priotVs festival, on Franklin's birthday, the following was one of tha regular toasts i "The editor and tha lawyer The devil is satisfied with tha copy ot tho former, bat requires the original of1 tne fatter"- j Ik not oontent with high resolves rather be content with little doings. Tiikhb is no substitute tor thorough going', ardent and sinoer earnestsness. Sr.ANDKR is a coward's revenge, dis simulation his defense. ' ' Duties fulfilled1 arc always pleasurM to the memory. ; , , ' ;! I '4 (.i t i-i iS