The Daily Review. Towanda, Pa., Monday, August 8, 1881. EDITORS . 8. W. ALVORD. NOBLE N.ALVORD t ** Daily Rerieie" only STS rente per month. Try it. Republican County Convention. Pursuant to a resolution passed by the Republi can County Committee in session Friday June 24, 1881, the Convention of the Republican party for 1881 will convene at the COURT HOUSE in TOW ANDA BOROUGH 011 TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, at ONE O'CLOCK, P. M., to make the following nominations for county officers, to wit: One person for Sheriff. One person for Prothonotary, &c. One person for Register and Recorder, &c. One person for Treasurer. Two persons for County Commissioners. Two persous for County Auditors. And for the transaction of any other business that may come before the convention. The Committees of Vigilance of the several elec tion districts will call primary meetings at the usual places of holding Delegate elections for their re spective districts, for SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 3D., 1881, to elect by BALLOT two delegates to represent cj&h district in said county convention. The delegate elections iu the BOROUGHS will 1,0 organized at SIX O'CLOCK, P. M., and be kept open continuous I ij, to clone at 8 o'clock, p. in. In the districts of Barclay, North Towanda and Ath ens District No. 3, from FIVE O'CLOCK, P. M.. continuously until 7 o'clock p. in., at which time they shall close. And In all other townships from THREE o'clock, p. m., coutinuously until FIVE o'clock, p. oi., at which time they shall close. The votes shall then be counted and the result certified by the proper officers of said meetings to the Chair man of said Convention and a copy delivered at once to the delegates elect. The Committees of Vigilance are particularly re quested to give at least three weeks' written or printed notice of the said primary elections, end to carefully observe the above rules in conducting the aid primary meetmgr. Only Republicans can participate in said meet ings. E. J. ANGLE, Chairman JM. ELY, Republican County Committeee. Secretary. VIGILANCE COMMITTEES.. Alba—C. L. Crandall, Jefferson Loughhead, G. W. Carman. „ . , Albany—W. L. Klnyon, O. W. Fawcctt, Andrew Wickizer. 1 Armenia— Richmond Sweet, William Ivinch, Eu gene Dumond. Asylum —Thomas Ivinslcy, Fred Colo, I>. C. Clnl- S °Athens Boro—lst Ward, S. C. Ilall, F K Harris, E W Davis. 2nd Ward E Mercur Frost, Geo. A Kinney, Fred R Welsh. ~ w . Athens Twp.—lst Dist, I. O Snell, Frank E W el lor, Chauncy S Whcaton. 2nd Dist, A/.cl Knapp Benj Middaugh, James, Mustart. 3rd Dist, It G Spalding, John F Ovenslilre, R M Hovey. Barclay—C II Johnson, C W lidd, Jolm II Da Burlington Twp—C B Wheeler, WllGustin, E R Solleck. Burlington Boro—Clarence Ford, Gus Essenwine John McKeeby. Burlington West —W I) Mckoan t Horace ROCK well, Dclos Rockwell. Canton Twp—A J Conklin, II Cuttin, \V 1 Law- Canton Boro —E J Cleveland, Jolm S Mix, Ell Thomas. „ „ ~ Tr ~ Columbia —G I. Gates, George Cornell, 11 E Krankltn —O L Smily, J E Spalding, Merritt Granville—ll W Jennings, Iliram Foster, Adam ItmOS. „-r m . Derrick— C L Stewart, N N Burnes, I Alee. l.cßaysville—G W Bailey, E A Carl, G J Van '' 1 !eroy— llobt MeKee, Wesley Wilcox, Lcroy Holcomb. TT _ Ar , Litchfield —W E Armstrong, II 1) Morse, Obcd Vanduzer. . . „ „ „ Monroe Twp—J W Irvine, Wm A Kellogg, I> Iv Benedict. _ _ Monroe Boro —Dwlglit Dodge,Dr Rockwell, I) J New Albany—S W Wilcox, George Wilcox J C Fowler. ' . Orwell— Oliver Gorham, J () Alger, A G limbic. Overton—Orange Chase, Lewis Rhinebold, Man ning Matthews. pike E8 Skeel, Jno. Elswortb, Morgan I humas. ltidgeberry—Geo Miller,A E SterttonJ Adelbert Griswold. Rome Boro —Orson Rickey C 11 Stone, M L Maynard. . , . , ... Rome Twp—J E Gillett, Isaac Adams, Hugh McCabe. _ r Sbeßhqeuin—O F Ayers, \\ S nJsbree, 1 M Sinithflold—Diton Phelps, Henry Hamilton, O B Sumner. „ , South Creek—John F Gillett, Cyrus Burke, An drew Brink. South Waverly—John Mahoney, Jno 13 I homp son, Wm II Plum. Springfield— Win Brown, Lec Stacy,Perry llark- U Standing Stone—Peter Laudmesser.Myron lvings ley, Wm Stevens. Sylvania—W L Scoutin, Landre Gregory. Heman Burritt. _ , „ ~ Terry C P Garrison, J II Schoonover, Geo II Terry. Towanda Boro—lst Ward.Judson Holcomb, I, Harris, Daniel Savercool. 2nd Ward, Edward Frost, J Andrew Wilt, C Manvllle Pratt. 3rd Ward, George S Estell, W F Dittrlck, James Hees. Towanda North—Allen Simons, Bishop Horton, Addison Hicks. Towanda Twp—ll M! Davidson, R A Ilostiey, Geo Fox. „ Troy Boro—B 13 Mitchell, Geo O Ilolconib, W E Chilson, Troy Twp—L T Weller, Alva Cooper, Charles Manley. Tuscarora—Patrick Mahoney, A J Silvara,James Lewis. Ulster—C G Rockwell, J G Howie,Chas Vincent. Warren—Cyrus Bowen, D A Sleeper, John Mor ris. Wells—Morris Shepard, Wm Relyea, Wm John son Windham—T S Lawrence, Job Shoemaker, Mar tin Whcaton. Wimot—Dr Quick', Richard Are}", Daniel Eley. Wyalusing—C A Stowell, N A Frazer, C C Smith. Wysox—M B Caswell, Geo Pool, S J Ross. The Members of the Executive Committee of the County Standing Committee appointed by the Chairman, arc: E. M. TUTON, J. M. EI,Y, I. M'PHERSON, JAMES TERRY, F. F. LYON, W. S. KINNEY, B. T. HALE, JAMES MATHER, A. K. LENT. The Committee to fake into consideration and re port at the next County Conventian whether any change be necessary in the representation at our county conventions, is: JOHN N. CALTFF, J. TL SnAW, GEORGE BROWN- If. W. THOMAS, N. W. WAI.DRON, MILTON LOOMIS, C. L. SYUIIIES Humbugs. P. T. Barnum is credited with saying that "the American people like to be humbugged," to which lie might have ad ded with pertinence, "swindled also" as the two evils are inseparably joined and if we have a liking for one, we have a hank ering for the other. Nearly every day we j sec a practical application of these state ments in unsuspecting persons being vie- j timixed some way or other by the cupidi- j ty of heartless sharpers. In some instances the matter is more ■ laughable than serious, as In the ease of the cure for dyspepsia offered foi one j dollar. A melnneliolly victim of the dis ease forwarded the amount and by return mail received the following recipe: "Hoc more potatoes and drink less whiskey." Also a fifty cent sewing maehing was ad vertised and the verdant chap sending for it was the recipient of a two-cent sewing awl. But more serious was the case of the honest farmer, of which we lately saw an account,- who was asked to sign a recom mend for a farming implement he had been testing. The certificate was so ar ranged that a tight note could be cut out which was duly done by the agent, sold, and presented to the victimized farmer for payment. This was gross imposition upon the farmer's good nature and hon est purpose, but the knave had no scru ples against a breach of trust so long as swindling was his object. In patent medicines a humbug trade is i carried 011 by the wholesale. These usu ally worthless remedies are generally harmless to the patient's system but se riously detrimental to his pocket-book. Stimulants and opiates enter largely into the compound, the effect of which is sooth ing, giving temporary relief but rarely effecting a cure. The trusty family phy sician constantly warns, and earnestly protests against the use of these dirty fluids and griping pills, still the people swallow tanks of the former and tons of the latter annually. Patent articles for the house, shop and farm are constantly appearing, peddled about the country and sold by good talk ers for high prices. We enumerate a few of them, viz, washing machines that re quire 110 soap, little water and less mus cle to perform the Monday ablutions; duplex churns that produce 111 5 minutes "gilt edge" butter that needs no working and we might add patent pig troughs to fatten pork at half expense and an im proved hen's nest with trap door at bot tom through which the newly laid egg drops out of sight to the astonishment of poor biddy, inducing her to repeat the ef-! fort. These are samples of a few of the articles ottered by transient dealers who go about with patent humbugs many of them of no more practical use than crutch es for lame ducks or goggles for horses. There is quite a trade in "valuable reci pes'" for "making your own soap," "to prevent lamps from exploding," "to keep eggs fresh," "to cure tobacco chewing," "to catch lisli without bait," &c., all hum bugs of course but plenty are found to buy them. Dealers in clothes raid the rural dis tricts offering bankrupt goods for a song generally getting a bank note, as was done in this county a few years ago. It 1s a shoddy mess and not worth making up as a good wind would blow the lilling out. Lightning rod men figure in the list and would be glad to attach worth less rods not only to houses and barns but to top-buggies and horned cattle could they induce the honest farmer to sign the agreement. We could add more to the catalogue but these will suffice to illustrate and set our readel'son the guard as it is the custom of the press to do. And as we have so often done heretofore we again repeat, give a wide berth to all traveling parties claiming to have the sole agency of a particular and indispeu sible article. Set them down as humbugs and rest assured that if the thing has any worth and there be a demand for it, that it will be put upon the market and your merchant handle it as he does everything for which there is a call. Iu short give your patronage to home institutions including newspapers, rather than encourage traveling parties which are too often vendors of humbugs and too frequently swindlers of the tirst wa ter. In all cases keep your name oil' of all papers presented by strangers or known shysters lest a pretended recom mend prove to be a "cut-throat" note which you must pay or run a big law suit to get out of it. Business Cards. CIIAS. K. LADI), M. 1). PHYSIC JAX AXI) SUBGEOX. Ofllce three doors above Mcrcur Block. 284-ly. DSAVEItCOOL, • Manufacturer of OFFICE FUHXITUPE, DESKS, And Library Tables. Shop corner Second and Poplar streets. mar 23 81 Dlt. T.B. JOHNSON, I'll YSIC IAN AX I) IS UP G EOX, Ofiice over 11. C Porter's Drugstore, Besidencc corner Maple and Second Streets, - w A I TOIiXEYS-A r-LA ir. South side Mcrcur Block, Towanda, Pa. N. C. ELSBHBE. | L. EI.SIJREE. FL. IIOLLISTEIi 1). 1). S. (Successor to Dr. E. 11. Angle.) OPERATIVE ANI) MECHANICAL DENTIST. Ofiice on State street, second iloor of Dr. Pratt's office. lOjanSO F" THORNTON, TUX Eli AXD EE PAID Eli Ot Pianos and Organs. (Over IT vears experi ence.) Orders received at Jlolmcs* & Passage's Music Store. GW. RYAN, ■ oOUXT Y SUPEUIXI EXDEX 'I Ofiice Means' Block. HENRY STREETER, ATTORNEY & COUNSELOR AT LAW'. TOWANDA, PA. JAMES T. HALE, ATTOIiXF Y-AT-LA ll'. Office over Stevens & Long's store. JOHN W. CODDING, ATTOItXEY-A T-LA ll', Office Mercur Block, over Kirby's Drug Store. OD. KINNEY, A TTOli XE Y-A T- L A 11', Office corner Main and Pine Streets. Towanda, Pa. PECK & OVERTON) Attorney s-at-Lav:, JOicanda, Pa. IV A. OVERTON. I BEN J. M. PECK. T T TILLIAMS, ANGLE & BUFFING ¥ TON, A TTOIiXE YS-A T-LA ll', Office formerly occupied by W. Watkins, TOWANDA AND MEHOOPANY Stage leaves Towanda Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, atone p. m. Notices of passcn gers and packages may be left at Stevens & Long's, and will be carefully attended to. 15.11. BROWN, jul-28. Proprietor. BARCLAY JUNCTION HOTEL. li. CATOX, Proprietor. Near the Barclay depot. Good accommodations at j reasonable prices. Gall and see us. ARCTIC HOUSE, Corner Surf and Ocean Avenues, OCEAN GROVE, N. J.— ! Furnish Dinners for Excursions. M. A. BULL. REVIEW Ihili f Tu'tnly-l'ive tents A MONTH. USUAL Kosmfmld I the fashionable clothier, is the first to open a FULL LIME OF SPRING CLOTHING to which he invites the particular atten tion of TSM t: 2* rMS JL IV . | His assortment comprises the most fash ionable jjjootls in the READY-MADE CLOTHING LINE, | purchased lor cash, and will be sold | CHEAPER than any other house in the | country can offer the same quality of goods. c A full line of MEN'S AND BOYS' HATS AND CAPS Also a better assortment of FURNISH ING GOODS than can be found elsewhere in Towanda. Call, examine, and satisfy your selves. M. E. ROSENFIELD. j March 9, 1881. lISI EW SPKING goods! Now is the time to make your I selection of a .vs:n e si*IH.VG SVBT from the attractive array of suit ings on exhibition at the tailoring establishment of JParrott fw vessel These goods have just been | opened and are of the latest styles ! and very best quality. We guarantee tits, and make prices as low as tb lowest. QOAL Nathan Tictd, DEALER IN J PITTSTON, WILKES -BARRE, AND Loyal Sock Coal. Invites the patronage of his old friends and the pub lie generally. I shall keep a full assortment oi all sizes, AND SHALL SELL AT LOWEST PRICES FOR CASH. Yard and oiliee, foot of Pine street, just south o ' Cour nouse Aug3o. N. TIDD. | J0 1{ - A - E - BURR'S IIOMCEOPATHIC I J M7.VG SV H f/'. This remedy is something new, both as to name j and composition. This is one of the wonders of the j world. This Syrup, I claim, is better and more i effective than any other ever offered to the ople of I America or any other country, and what 1 say of this 1 can prove, This Syrup, like the Pills, is harmless and safe. It contains no opium or other ] narcotic poison, like the most Syrup, and is not dis | agreeable to take. Any child will take it. And it j will cure any and all inflammations arising from j Cold. It is superior to all others in every respect and especially for the following reasons: Ist- It will cure Croup every time. 2d. It will cure Inflammation of the Lungs. 3d. It will cure Quinsy. Ith It will cure Whooping Cough. sth It will cure Bronchitis. 6th It will cure Hoarseness. 7th It will cure Sore Throat. Bth It will cure any Cold. 9th # lt will cure Congestion of the Lungs. 10th 'lt will cure any Cough. 11th It will cure Scarlet Fever. i 12th. It is the best reined*' that anv one can take j for Consumption, and if taken in the first stage I will guarantee a cure. 13tli. It is perfectly safe for ali ages as there is ! nothing in its composition that can harm a child. A. E. BUIIH i For sale by CLARK B. PORTER.