Tli© I>ailv Review Towanda, Pa., Wednesday, April 20,1881. EDITORS . 0. W. ALVORD. NOBLE N. ALVORD. " Baity Review" only S5 cents per month. fry it. Mails ;trrive and depart at the Towanda Post-office as follows: ARRIVE DEPART 400 A.M. Phila.N.Y. and East States P.M. 7 45 0 30 ....Dushore, Burnice, I.aportc, &c.... 2 45 10 15 L. V. way mail North 3 45 11 00 New Era, &c. Tues., Thurs. and Hat. 1 00 It 00 ..Asylum, &c. Hon., Wed. and Frl.. 100 11 00 Bheshequin, &c 3f. 12 00 1 00 P.M. ....Troy, Burlinyton, &c.... A.M. 10 00 2 40 . ..C'los-d mail from Erie & N.C.lt.R's... 10 00 5 00 Canton, Monroe ton.. &c 9 OS 4 30 L. V. way mail South 9 15 1 00 Leßaysvilie, ltome, &C...P.M. 1 00 0 30 Barclay 1 00 10 40 Erie west of Elmira 7 30 Office open from 7:00 A. M. to 7:45 p. M. Money order office open from 8. 00 to 7:00 p. *. Office open Sunday iom 9 :00 to 10 :00 A. M. P. POWELL, P. M. Our edition to-day reaches 750 copies. Ad vertisers will make a note of this. There seems to be a scarcity of good ser vant girls in this place and many families who deaire such help are compelled " to do their own work." It is quite as economical but not so pleaaant for the female members of the household. The woman noticed in the REVIEW a fetv days since as being here in search a brother, Urns out to be an imposter. She was ar rested on Friday evening by officer BURNS, charged with stealing clothing from the fami ly of Mr. CAMPBELL, where she had been en tertained by the overseers of the poor. The woman had been provided with necessary wearing apparel by some of our benevolent ladies. So far only three of the borough's guests have signified their intention to take up their abode in the new county house to-day. They will he escorted thither by the overseers of the poor. .We have no doubt they will find their new home much more pleasant than they anticipate. The unfortunate, worthy poor will be treated with all the consideration and regard due their helpless condition.— Those who have subsisted at the public ex pense simply because too lazy and shiftless to earn a livelihood, will be compelled to la bor or" get right out of there." St. l'aul had such in mind when he said "if any man will not work neither shall he eat." The Elmira Advertiser-s city editor must be bard pushed for items, or else he has been grossly imposed upon by "those well known citizens" of that city, who it is alleged recently yisiled this place. The following article copied from the Advertiser of yester day is not only untrue but grossly absurd. If everybody was allowed to smoke on the bridge the structure would soon be in ashes As a caution to such "lookers on in Venice" as (he individuals referred to in the subjoined •article, the County Commissioners have caused to be placed aP either end of the bridge, in large letters, in conspicuous posi tion, notice that smoking is not allowed there. The bullilins are so plain that even city swells ought to see tbern. When they do not heed the silent warning they arc cer tain to fall into the hands of SENECA, the v igilant guardian. The Elmira gentlemen should remember the fable of (he old man and the boys who were stealing his apples: It is customary in hotel, depots and public places to post signs reading something like the following: ''Gentlemen will not smoke here. All others must not." You can al ways coax a man with much less trouble than to attempt to drive hirn, and therefore when they see that sign, each one consideres him self a gentleman, and therefor desists. Last week a term of eourt was held in Towanda at which attended three well-known entle- Elmira. As gentlemen sometimes will, these persons bethought themselves to take a stroll to settle their hotel breakfast and before the assembling of the mornin<* session of the Court. As tbev walked they smoked, and smoking they walked upon the wooden bridge over the raging Susquehanna. Little recked they of the fate that was in store for them. Puffing their cigars, thev gazed upon the beautiful landscapes of the billy surroundings, mingling the smoke of fragrant Ilabanas with the misty haze of the morning air. Calmly walked they and rap turously communed "Slnvc to no sect, who took no private road But looked through nature up to nature's God." °fi* the bridge a person in vited them to the office of a justice, where (hey were requested to leave a fine of five lor violation of the ordinance foi bidding smoking on the bridge, and this •n spite of tne fact that there wis no sign on (he structure for the guidance of the wav farer. That seems to be a queer way of do ing business, and wc understand an appeal is to be taken.. It should be thoroughly understood that hereafter when any outside barbarians desire to go to Towanda tbey should leave their ci gars on the sill of a fence post until they get back again, or else hire a small boy to ferrv the terrible weapon of destruction across the river while they walk. It would not be ask ing anything unreasonable to suggest to the county authorities to put up a sign. Two fresh milch cows with calves by their sides for sale. 11. 11. Mace, Towanda Twp. Don't fail to go to JOHN SULLIVAN'S, on Bridge street, for the best five cent cegar. PLATFORM WAGON FOR SALE, bran-new and of best material. Will be sold low for cash or good paper. Enquire of A. WLCHAM or O. A. BLACK, Towanda, Pa. IMPORTANT TO TRAVELERS.— SpeciaI in ducements are offered you by the BURLING TON ROUTE. It will pay you to read their advertisement to be found elsewhere in this issue. Irish National Land League No. 1 of To wanda will meet Wednesday evening, April 20th at 7:30, at the parlor of St. Cecilia Man nerchor, Patton's Block. By order of the Executive Com. The Union meeting. Political meeting will be held in the Court House in Towanda to or ganize a Union party and hear speeches, to organize on April the 30th 1881, commencing at 7:30 o'clock. RANSOMK PAYNE. The finest building lot in Towanda borough corner of Poplar and Second streets, between the residence of Hon. E. O. Goodrich and E. Walker, will be sold cheap. Apply to O. D Kinnev A NEW ENTERPRISE.—R. S. Thurber has provided himself with a suitable "rig"and is now prepared to deliver ail kinds of packages, goods, trunks, &c., on the shortest notiee and at reasonable rates. Orders left at Stevens & Long's and Dye A Co.'s will re ceive prompt attention. (B3T Baggage and parcels hauled to and from depots. 4—12 Get your hair mattress made oyer at Ottar son's. Boys watches that will run, only 25 cents at the 99c store. White wash lime, for sale by D.W, Scott & Co., 3t A full line of Jesse Oakleys soans including the celebrated "Queen" at D. Wi Soott&Co., GEO. 11. WOOD & Co. will, according to previous announcement, open their New Galery the first Monday of April, where vou can get four very nice tintypes for 50 cents. All kinds of copying Plain or in Ink, done. Stereoscopic and other out-door work, a Spe ciality. We have the best of Instruments, and will make the best of work. Patton's Block, Corner of Bridge ami Main St., To wanda, Pa. Our "specialty", everything in the grocery line, the best that wc can buy. D. W. Scott & Co., 3t Meg ant Residence for Sale The fine residence erected and owned by the late W. H. Morgan, is offered for sale at a bargain. The property is eligibly located on Main street, and the house is one of the best built ami most, complete in Towanda—is supplied with furnace, range, hot and cold water, gas, &e. The barn is also model of convenience, with plenty of water. An artistic iron fence in front of the lot. The grounds have been fitted up at great ex pense. The property will be sold at a sacri fice. For further particulars call on or ad- O. D. KINNEY. Towanda, March 7,1881. HOUSES AND LOTS FOR SALE AND RENT. —I have a number of dwelling houses for rent or for sale on easy terms. Also, eligi ble and desirable building lots which will bo sold on long credit to persons desiring to build. (mar. 1,3 m) L. ELSBRKF.. HOUSE AND LOT FOR SALE CHEAP.—The house and lot on Main street, one door south of David Itahm's residence is offered for sale at a great bargain. For particulars call on or address I). C. DK WITT, attorney at law, Tow anda, Pa. Mar. 3. For sale cheap on easy terms. One span horses, one single horse, two top buggies Inquire of G. S. Aekley. WANTS. Under this head w t will insert FREE, notices of situations or help wanted. A good " first" girl wanted. E. E. QUINLAN. Wanted, a good cook; also a second girl, Mrs. 11. W. PATRICK. FOR RENT. Two good houses for rent cheap. MADILL A KINNEY. For rent—house near graded school. B. F. BOWMAN. Several Rood offices and rooms suitable for small families. Water and other conveniences. Over Powell A Co'* store. Inquire of if. P. 01 p * TRACY A MOOKK. 1 SS 1. SPRING OPENING! I Carpets and Wall Paper! POWELL & CO. f Are now receiving their Spring stock of CARPETS CONSISTING OF Body Brussels, Tapestry Brussels, 3 ply, Extra Super, Super, Ingrain, Cottage, Rag, Hemp, Sec. All ot which will he sold at much less than last year's prices. A large assortment of BODY BRUSSELS! Which we shall offer at Lower Prices than ever before shown. OUR STOCK OF New Wall Paper is much larger and finer than usual, and to which we call Your Especial Attention. AN ELEGANT ASSORTMENT • OF BORDERS ■AND ALL TUB PEW DECORATIONS.