4 ' Tir FIXED Mr SOREJIRED FEEI Use "TIZ!" Don't Have Puffed-Up. Burning. Aching Feet or Corns what ' ie- N tr.. 5.000 High school! building was laid yesterday and when ' it was shifted into pla-'e by the building ' contractor there was a mighty cheer from an enthusiastic gathering of 1,000 I of the town's populace. There were 401 j children in the parade. The Rev. F. E. Staufer. of Albright College. Mvers j town, was the principal speaker. 1 Start Work on New Furnace Phoenixville. Pa.. April 7. —Work on the new furnace for the Phoenix i Iron Company, to be one of the largest in the world, was started here yestor . d3y. The new furnace, which "is for the fabrication of steel, will have a, capactiy of 200 tons. Four Explosion Victims Buried Lewistown, Pa.. April 7.—Four of i the five men who died from burns re- i ceived Thursday when a tank of chemi- : : cai paint exploded at the Standard steel works, were buried Monday. The public | I generally spent the day in mourning. , i The funerals were rhe largest in this region for years. Lebanon Bar Indorses Candidates Lebanon. Pa.. April 7. —A pledge of ' support to the.r re-election to the Su perior Court of Pennsylvania, is 'given | to the candidacies of Justice George B. Orfadv and John B. Head, in resolutions signed oy every member of the Lebanon j County Bar Association. BAD BREATH Dr. Edwards' Olive Tablets Get at the Cause and Remove It Dr. Edwards' Olive Tablets, the sub stitute for ealomel, act gently on the bowels and positively do the work. People afflicted with bad breath find '|ui?k relief through' Dr. Edwards' Olive Tablets. The pleasant, sugar-coated tablets are taken for bad breath by all j who know them. Dr. Edwards' Olive Tablets act gent ly but firmly on the bowels and liver, stimulating them to natural action, j clearing the blood and gently purifying the entire system. They do that which dangerons ealo : me! does without any of the bad after effects. All the benefits of nasty, sickening, , griping cathartics are derived from Dr. ' Edwards' Olive Tablets without griping, pain or disagreeable effects of any kind. Dr. P. Mr' Edwards discovered the 1 formula after seventeen years of prac tice among patients afflicted with bowel and liver complaint with the attendant i bad breath. Dr. Edwards' Olive Tablets are pure ly a vegetable compound mixed with olive oil, you will.kriow them by their olive color. Take one or two every night for a week and note the effect. 10c and 25c per box. All druggists. The Olive Tablet Company, Colum- ! I bus, O.—Adv. - , • J HARRiSBTjRG STAR-INDEPENDENT, WEDNESDAY EVENING, APRIL 7, 1915. 1 ECZEIA ON FACE BUM) AM) ITCHED I I Terribly. Very Much Disfigured and Very Red. Used Cuticura Soap and Ointment. Eczema En tirely Gone in a Month, MO N. Ruckncil St.. Philadelphia. Pa.— "Mj Ike* was broken out with a ra*h which would burn and itch terribly. 'twaaalwaya wow after 1 washed It. My face wu rery ■Juch (lUftrured while I had the eczema. 1 It liuraed and waa rery ml "I u««d water to waah | with and then applied Ointment fbr i over two month* but they failed to do any j itood I wa* told to tfy Cuticura Soap and Olnunent so I waahed my fsc* with the Soap and then put the Ointment on aud in a month's time the eczema wa* entirely gone." Signed! Mrs. Laura Hyde. Ocv. 30. 1914. Beside* removing dlatre*aing. dUdcuring j raahe*. eeietnaa. itching* and irritation* ) they maintain the purity and beauty of the | akin, acalp. hair and hands under all coodi l tlon* of dally life. You may rely on thee* ; fragrant. mipetM-rearay emollients and pro- ! 1 phylactlcs to *ati*f>- the most discriminating t , In search of a sktn as nearly toft, white and I | YtMrety a* it pocslble. Sample Each Free by Mail With U-p Skin Book on rtvjuest. Ad drew poet-card "Cuticura. Dept. T, Bo»- j ten." Sold throughout the world. i C. V. N ! ARRESTED AS A "BOOTLEGGER" i Alleged Leader of Notorious Gang Now Safe In Jail Carlisle, April 7. —Charged with j heading the gang of ' • Bootlegger*'' j operating iu Shippensburg, Clarence, j better, known as "Pan" Blair, has] been arrested and was brought to jail here vesterdav. A hearing will be given in the case within a short time. This is the fifth arrest following in vestigation by Detective Bentlev aud Constable Kane, of the township. Drunk Sentenced to Church Hcgerstown, April j j Daniel W. Doub, of this eitv, has a 1 new method of dealing with drunk ards. To one of them on Monday he | said: I "I sentence you to the unusual j punishment of attending at least some ! of the Biederwolf meetings with the j j hope that they will do you good am! j mav you be one to hit the sawdust trail." The prisoner said he would refrain from using liquor and attend at least ; some of the Biederwolf meetings. Stock Brought Record Prices Gettysburg, April 7.—Gettysburg j National bank stock sold at the high- j ! est figure in its history aud Gettvs- j burg Water Company stock sold at its • highest price in recent years yester- I day afternoon when the holdings of j the estate of William H. Frock were disposed of at public sale. The bank stock sold at $125 a share, or $5 above its best previous I figure. Water stook brought as high j as 134.25 a share. Only once before | did ft go this high and that was some year? ago when five shares, sold by the Kumerant estate. broughf\s3s a 1 1 share. Minister Will Not Sue Waynesboro, April 7.—The Rev. | Luther Seligman, Lutheran minister j at-the White Pine sanatorium, to-day declared the statement that he would i bring suit against State Health Com- j missioner Dixon be.-ause the latter has | barrel him from preaching in the I chapel at the sanatorium, is not cor- I rect. He will, however, ask that the I State boar i of health make an investi- | gation of the matter. The Rev. Mr. Seligman's chief com plaint is that Dr. Dixon barred him I from the sanatorium work after the matter complained of had been set- ! tied, according to the Rev. Mr. Selis- j mas. Appointed Road Supervisor Chambersburg, April 7.—Contractor | Frank Hafer yesterday received word j of his appointment as road foreman on the State highway work between ! i Chambersburg and Greencastle and i also between Chambersburg and Cale donia. He assumed his duties this morning on the Greencastle road. Mr. j Hafer has had considerable experience j i in this line of work. New York Pastor Extended Call Chambersburg, April 7. —At a eon : gregationai meeting of the Middle Spring Presbyterian church held day. the Rev. J. B. Crawford was chosen pastor by an unanimous vote. I This congregation has been without a | pastor since the resignation of the j Rev. S. 8. Wylie several months ago. ! The call has been forwarded to the i New York pastor, who it is expected, will accept. A Safe Cults. "I saw Hickev going into the chirop odist's this morning." I "There mast be something serious o» Globe-Democrat. i "93"HairTonlc staps tfci hiir fraa faßtaf wt -• 1 George A. Gorgas ) TO REMOVE DANDRUFF \ "Get a 25-cent bottle of Danderine at j any drug store, pour a little into your hand and rub well into the scalp with the finger tips. By morning most, if not all, of this awful scurf will have disappeared. Two or three applications will destroy every bit of dandruff; stop scalp itching ami falling hair. —Adv. f The Daily Fashion Hint. j This new riding habit for spring wear is made with full apron skirt of ■ large black and white shepherd's plaid j and with black semi-fittlnß coat. A | smart sailor hat completes the costume. CIVIL SERVICE POSITIONS Examinations to Be Held in This City During This Month and Next Tlie IT. S. Civil Service Commission j announces the following examinations ! ! to be held in Hartisburg. Persons who j meet the requirements and desire any ! of the examinations should apply to j the secretary, third civil service dis trict, Philadelphia, or to the local sec- j retary; Assistant supervisor of accounts, ! male. $3,000-$4,2ent Sunday at the home of Mr. and .Mrs. J. B. Frey. Mrs. W. E. Boss and daughter, Mil dred, of New Cumberland, were recent guests of Mr. and Mrs. F. E. Wallace. Mr. and Mrs. .T. W. Wolfe entertain ed the T. S. D. Society, of Harrisburg, at rheir country home, south of town, recently. Mrs. H. Kesaler and son, William, have returned to their home in York, after spending several days with friends here. Earnest Bistline, of Lemoyne, spent j his Easter vacation with Mr. and 'Mrs. ! E. E. Mentzer. 'Mr. ana Mrs. Edmund H. Zug and , Mrs. Frank Ginder, of Ephrata; 'Mrs. I. 1 G. Gii/ole, of Mastersonville; the Rev. j and Mrs. D. 'L. Wessinger, of Lancas i ter, were in town oMndav to attend the ' funeral of -o.rs. Martha J. Rupp, which was held from her late home. Lawyer's Removal Notice C. H. Baekenstoe, Esq., has removed j his law offices from No. 14 North Third street to the Bergner building (Rooms Noe. 203 and 204 second floor) north west corner of Third and Market , streets, Harrisburg, Pa. (Entrance on , Third street). Former School Teacher Dies at 77 1 Marietta, April 7.—< Mrs. Henry Barr, j I 77 years old, died at her home yester day at Banmgardner. from the infirmi ties of age. She was a member of the IMennonite church and taught school a nurrfber of years. She is survived by her husband, six children, ten grand ■ children and a brother. Swiss Newspaperman Expelled Paris. April 7, 5.16 A. M.—The Ministry of the Interior, the "Matin" says, has issued a decree of expulsion against the Swiss newspaperman, Ed-, ward Behrens, who is charged with the taking advantage of his neutral nation ality to act as Paris correspondent of the Berlin "Lokal Anzeiger." SHENANDOAH BANKER DIES P. J. Ferguson Waa Claim Agent In Mud Son District Shenandoah, Pa., April 7.—P. J. Fer guson, president of the First National bank, of this city, and for years claim | agent for the Lehigh Valley railroad, died list evening, at his home here. For months he had been iu failing health. In December of last year Mr. 'Ferguson | was one of the heaviest losers in a con* j flagratioH at Po>ttsville and while over : lookiug the flames and ruins he rou- I tracted a cold that hurried his death. 1 Mr. Ferguson started his career as a slate picker and at the time of his death was connected with many of the bauk ing institutions in the coal regions, be ing one of the richest meu in this sec 'tioii. When more rhau a hundred lives | were lost in the famous train wreck ; known as the Mud Run disaster, Mr. Ferguson, then claim agent for the Le> | high Valley railroad, settled every case | without a law suit. In 1869 he was appointed local agent for the Lehigh VaMev railroad. STATE ROBBED OF «73,000 Welve Counties Known to Be Victims of Pelt Swindlers Kane, Pa., April 7.—The thirteenth arrest ill connection with the pelt swin dle case was made late yesterday after noon when Game Warden H. Hilton, of l - *" 5 county, arrested Gust R. Paterson, of Wilcox. He pleaded guilty. Officials of tiio State Game Commis | sion yesterday started an investigation j into the Wi.cox combine. Secretary Kalbfus believes that iu the last two years tho State has been ro>irbed of $75,000. Three new counties were added to the number of counties which have 'been , swindled by the Wilcox combine yes terday when it developed that Potter, Erie and Crawford counties were vic tims. This makes a total of twelve j counties in which it is known t'hat I the combine worked. > GETS UNCLE'S WEALTH I Bequest Was First Word Since Niece Wrote Letter 15 Years Ago Montrose, April 7, —About fifteen years ago Miss Etta Cart, a girl living near Montrose, was told by a person who had come from the West of an j uncle she had out there, aud suggested j that she write to him. She did so, aud also enclosed her photograph. She looked for a reply amd as the weeks ran away into months and years the circumstance passed wholly from her mind. A short time ago a letter came from a lawyer in the western town for Miss Cart, now Mrs. (Seorge Curtis. The letter contained the information that the uncle, being dead, hail left his property to the .uiece. The lawver eu | closed a copy of the wTll, which re j ferred to her letter of fifteen years ; ago. The property consists of four , houses iu a town and a farm, with i stock. WIFE OF PASTOR DIES Health Inspector Says She Was Victim of Diphtheria Norristown, April 6.—Mrs. Mar j garet E. Dragee, wife of the *Rev. Al j fred S. Dingee, who was recentlv transferred from Cumberland Metho dist church, Kensington, to the First j Methodist church here, died yesterday from what Dr. H. H. Whitcomb, State i medical inspector for Moutgomerv county, says was diphtheria, aud the parsonage is under quarantine, j She had been ill at the Philadelphia parsonage for a week, and was brought • to the parsonage iu Norristown last I Sunday. SAY NEGLECT KILLED BABY Prosecutors of Lehighton Home Keep ors Arrest a Pair Lehighton, Pa., April 7.—Frank E. I W alck and his wife, of Weissport, who j have been conducting a children's home j here, and later at Weissport, were ar < rested on a charge of having by neg ! leet caused the deatih of Dorothv Staes co. baby daughter of Mary Staesco, of | llazleton. who intrusted the child to ' their care. The baby died on March 15. and it Us alleged that she was covered with j bruises and injuries sustained by roll ing dpwn stairs. Church Filts to Catch Flock \ork. Pa., April 7.—The removal of : a church from a neighborhood in which j it had been abltf to make no progress to another which promised 'better was { the novel undertaking begun here yes j terdav. The edifice thus transplanted 1 waslMessiah Lutheran cnurch, of Green | Hill, of which the R<»v. J. H. Keller is i astor. It is twenty-one years old, but j has a congregation of only 105. Lancaster for Large Loans Lancaster, Pa., April 7.—The voters of Lancaster yesterday, by 1,000 ma jority, authorized two large' loans, which will be secured by bond issues. One is for $145,000, for water works and fire department improvements; the other is for $250,00, for a new boys' high school. Episcopal Vestrymen Elected Lebanon, April 7.—The annual meeting of the vestry of St. Luke's Episcopal parish, this citv, was held Monday evening at the parish house. ' «hen the following vestrymen were elected for a term of one year: Thom as H. Brenner, Thomas T. Lineaweav er, Andrew Dotter, W. C. Freeman, Jr., George L. Holstein, William Hut chinson and John Penn Brock. Qroff-Refton Marriage Willow Street, April 7.—Announce ; ment was made yesterday of the mar | riage of 'Miss Lillian Florence, daugh ter of Mr. and Mrs. Samuel Refton, of this place, and Walter C. Groff. of Lan caster, the ceremony being performed in Baltimore on November 26 last. The announcement came as a great surprise to their many friends. , I Very Effective Method for Banishing Hairs (Modes of To-day) At very little cost any woman can rid her face of hairy growths, if she will use the delatone treatment. This is made by mixing some water with a lit tle powdered delatone.* This paste is spread upon the hairy surface for 2 or j 3 minutes, then rubbed off and the skin washed, when every trace of hair will have vanished. No harm results from this treatment, but care should be used to buy real delatoue.—Adv. MINE INSPECTORS' TEST Seventeen Candidates Seek Seven $3,- 000 Jobs In Four Counties Pottaville, Pa., Ayril 7.—The Mine Inspectors' Examining Hoard of (Schuyl kill, Northumberland, Dauphin and Co lumbia counties, examined seventeen candidates for mine inspector here yes terday. There are seven vacauciea at )3,UUO per year, to be tilled at t'he No vember election, tout ail candidates must have a certificate of eligibility before their names niav be placed on the pri mary ballots. Mine Inspectors Art-hie tB. Lamb, J. C. »utou, James A. O'Donnell, Benjamin I. Evans, P. J. Friel, John i.'urraii and Charles J. Price, whose terms expire, are all can didates for re-edection and took the examination yesterday. The other candidates are: Thomas Reese, Pottsvillo; John Schuster, {Shen andoah; William McLaughluu, I.Uiiners ville; 'Michael Kane, Centralia; Prank Dewey, Hugh Wilson, Ashland; Thomas K. Breslin, 'Benjamin (Morgan, Sha mokin; Harry A. Outbert, St. Clair; Reran Donahue, Girardsville. JAXLLED FOR WIFE'S DEATH FogelsvlUe Man Accused of Driving Her to Suicide Alien town, April 7.—On a charge of having driven his wife lo suicide, District Attorney Lawrence H. Rupp, caused the arrest of Lawrence Du shock, of Fogelsville, aud he was com mitted to jail yesterday. It is charged that Dushoek was drunk and very abusive on Sunday nfter hi* wife and three children returned from church. The woniau locked herself ki her room and took rat poison. The father then turned his wrath toward the chil dren anil drove them from home with a pitchfork. To find refuge they went to Trexlertown, the oldest boy, it? years old carrying his little sister, aged 5, three miles through the snow drifts. LABOR LEADER'S PLACE SAFE Former Typographical Union Chief Sure of Office in New York Albany, April 7.—James M. Lynch,- State Labor Commissioner and former president of the International Typo graphical Union, will be retained in I the State service regardless of how i State departments are reorganized, ; Governor Whitman said yesterday. If the bill intended to combine the Labor Department and the Workmen's | Compensation Commission is enacted, | Lynch will be given a position in con- I nection with administration of the | labor laws, as important as the one he now holds, the Governor says. BUTLER REFUSES TO PLEAD Former Roosevelt Employe Will Be Ex amined as to His Sanity New Brunswick, X. J., April 7. Richard von Krebs, former butler in the Roosevelt family, charged with killing Mrs. Anna Reiple here on No vember 4, refused to plead to the in dictment when arraigned before Jus tice Bergen yesterday and tried to make a speech declaring that he had been robbed of every cent he owned in this country. A plea of not guilty was entered and he will be examined as to his san itv. Perishes in Grocery Fire Kane, April 7.—ln a tire which partly destroyed the Smith grocery store at Port Allegheny yesterday morning, Andrew Johnson, aged 59 years, met death by suffocation. John son attempted to escape, but was over come by smoke. His body was found later in the ruins. Victim of Drugs Expires 'iork. Pa., April 7. —Mrs. Anna Hor ner. 42 years old, one of the 1,200 vic tims of the drug habit whom physicians estimate exist here, died in tlie York county almshouse yesterday. Increased Time for ;t,ooo Boyertown, Pa., April 7. —The 500 employes of the Otto Eiseulohr cigar j factory here were notified yesterday j that hereafter the plant will "work five days a week, meaning 50 hours a week instead of 35. The order also affects the 8,000 workers in the firm's 14 oth er factories in Reading, Philadelphia York, Lancaster and East Greenville. Rectory Is Dynamited Wilkes-Barre, Pa.. April 7.—The rectory of the Lithuanian Catholic church, Edwardsville, occupied by the Rev. J. V. Kurdirka, was wrecked late Monday night by dynamite. No arrests have been made. Seven letters signed 'by "The Black Hand" were received by Mr. Kurdirka in the past month, demanding money. MANY CASES Of RHEUMATISM NOW Says We Must Keep Feet Dry, Avoid Exposure and Eat Less Meat Stay off the damp ground, avoid ex posure, keep feet dry, eat less meat, drink lots of water, and above all take a spoonful of salts occasionally to keep down uric acid. Rheumatism is cansed by poisonous toxin, called uric acid, which is gene rated in the bowels and absorbed into the blood. It is the function of the kidneys to filter this acid from the blood and cast it out in the urine. The pores of the skin are also a means of freeing the blood of this impurity. In damp and chilly, cold weat'ier the skin pores are closed, thus forcing the kid neys to do double work, they become weak and sluggish and fail to eliminate this uric acid which keeps accumulating and circulating through the system, eventually settling in the joints and muscles causing stiffness, soreness and pain called rheumatism. At the first twinge of rheumatism get from any pharmacy about four ounces of Jad Salts; put a tablespoon fill in a glass of water and drink before breakfast each morning for a week. This is said to eliminate uric acid by stimulating the kidneys to normal ac tion, thus ridding the blood of these impurities. Jad Salts is inexj>ensive, harmless and is made from the acid of grapes and lemon juice, combined with liihia and is used with excellent results by thousands of folks who are subject to rheumatism. Here you have a pleasant, effervescent lithia-water drink which overcomes uric acid and is beneficial to your kidneys as well.—Adv. What Thia Falkt Shtald Da Ta Cain Waight I'hyalrtaa's Airlw for This, l«drvrl upptl Mrn unit Wiiwrn Thousands of people suffer from ex cessive thinness, weak nerves and fee hie stomachs who, having trleil adver tised flesh makers, food rails, physical culture stunts and rub-on creams, re »:*n themselves to life-long sktuninnas end think nothing will make them fat. Vet their case Is not hopeless. A Re cently discovered regenerative fore* makes fat grow after years of thin ness, and Is also uneiiunlled for repair ing the waste of sickliest! or faulty di gestion and for strengthening the nerves. This remarkable discovery Is called Sargol. Six strength-giving. fat producing elements of acknowledged merit have been combined In this peer less preparation, which Is endorsed by eminent physicians UHII used by promi nent p ople everywhere. It Is absolute ly harmless, Inexpensive and efficient. A month's systematic use of Sargol should produce flesh and strength by co tree ting faults of digestion and by supplying highly concentrated fals to the blood. Increased nourishment Is obtained from the food eaten,' and the additional' fats that thin people need are provided. Geo. A. llorgas and other leading druggists supply Sargol and say there Is a large demand for it. While this new preparation has given splendid results as a nerve-tonic and vitalixer, it should not be used by nerv ous people unless they wish to gain at least ten pounds of flesh.—Adv. GEORGE'S BAD SPELL." Washington Never Could Learn to Write Some Words Correctly. Whoever heard that the great George Wnshlngtoa never could learu to spoil correctly? You see. it happened this way. When George wns quite n young boy he enme across n cdpy of an Hngllsh book call pd the "Young Mini's Companion." | written In a "plain and easy style," as the title stated, which taught oue how to write letters, wills, deeds, to sur vey, to navigate, to build houses, to make ink and elder, how to doctor the ! sick and how to conduct oneself in so ciety, "all without the aid of a tutor." Washington studied this book front cover to cover and from it Required two qualities that clung to him through ; life. His handwriting, easy, (lowing j and legible, was modeled from the en graved "copy" sheet, and certain forms | of spelling were learned that he nevet i could correct. i To the end of his Hfe Washington | wrote lie, lye: liar, lyar; ceiling, del ing; oil. oyl, and blue, blew, as In his boyhood he had learned to do from this old book. Struggle as he did In I trying to spell as the others of his day did. he never could be sure of cer tain words.—St. I.ouls Republic. STREAKED WALLS. . Cold Surfaces Alweys Catch More Tust Than Hot Ones. j The reason that lath and plaster i walls become streaked is explained by : John Aitken. In Nature, as dne to the i tendency of hot nlr to deposit Its dusl j on cold surfaces, and the colder th* surface the weaker the power of re sistance. So where the laths protect the plaster from the cold outside the ! plaster receives less deposit of dust than where It is between the laths. Wherever a hot steam or water pipe conies through a wall a vertical streak of dust may be seen above it. due to the hot air driving the dust against the cold wall. Rooms that are heated l»y open grates are much less dusty than I those heated by radiators because in ; the former the furniture Is heated principally by radiation, and. being warmer than (he air. It repels the par ticles of dust instead of catching them, while in the latter the air heats the furniture and in so doing deposits it* dust on it. Rooms lighted by electricity keep clean longer than those heated by gas simply because the light is almost cold. ) Mr. Aitken sums it up as follow*: "Any surface hotter than the air keep* ! free from dust" „ Swallowed and Climbed. A woman newly rich was Invited ta an aristocratic dinner party. During Ihe course of fowl and salad this wo man noticed with dismay a fat furry i caterpillar on her topmost leaf of let j tnce. Glancing up. she inet her aristo cratic hostess' eye. The hostess, too, hnd seen the caterpillar. Her gaze im plored the guest to save the dlnnet | from catastrophe. The guest gave het hostess a reassuring smile. Then she | doubled a lettuce leaf around the cat erpillar and swallowed it calmly. The look of awe and gratitude that het • hostess gave her was fin assurance that ber footing In society was at last tlrm ] ly established. | "Did you think." said Mrs. Newly i rich to her daughter afterward, "that I I'd lose a chance of establishing the family socially for a little thing like a caterpillar?" Where Shell Bracelet* Com* From. Though Dacca has lost Its trade in flne muslins. It Is still the chief center of the manufacture of the shell brace lets everywhere worn among the Hin dus. These are cut by women, using a very primitive saw. from what is pop- ■■ ularly known as the* chank shell of the East Indian seas, and into the sunk portion of the design colored Inc is melted. Except the rare specimen* with reversed opening, which have ' fetched as much as £7O, cbanks are not costly. But the shell is sacred to Vish nu. and the bangles und anklets made from It are frequently left on the body at burial. Thus these sankha are not entirely subject to fluctuations of taste, and the demand for them remains ■teady.—London Chronicle. Man'* Ingratitude. "My employers played ce a mthet heartless trick," remarked the mm * who ia always kicking. "Why, I thought they had increaseo your compensation." " "Yes. But they increased it jusl enough to compel me to keep books and employ an expert accountant to figure out my income tax."—Washing ton Star. BoogH Hoogh. There was a young person called Hugh, Who appeared most decidedly blugh; , He'd happened to fall In love—that was ail- That caused him existence to rugh. —Richmond Times-Dispatch.