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Clrculetlon Examined b? THE ASSOCIATION OF AMERICAN ADVERTISERS. TELEPHONES: BELL* Private Branoh Exchange, No. 3280 CUMBERLAND VALLEY >rivato_Braneh Exchange, ■ No. 845-246 Tuesday, March O, 1918. MARCH Sun. Mon. Tues. Wed. Thur. Fri. Sat. 1 .2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 MOON'S PHASES— ' Full Moon, Ist, 31st; Last Quarter, Bth; New Moon, 15th; First Quarter, 23d. WEATHER FORECASTS /" JE£"> Harrisburg and vicinity: Fair to- \r (TWkZ night and Wednesday, with not much change in temperature. Eastern Pennsylvania: Fair to-night vC and Wednesday with not much change j in temperature. v ¥l/ YESTERDAY'S TEMPERATURE IN HARRISBURG Highest, 33; lowest, 30; 8 a. m., 31; 8 p. m., 32. AMERICANS COME MARCHING HOME A writer in the March "North American Review" begins and ends an entertaining article on "Amer icans Abroad" with the message Jefferson sent to Monroe from Paris in 1785: How little do my countrymen know what precious bless ings they are in possession of and which no other people on earth enjoy! And yet, as the writer points out, although these precious blessings are exclusively enjoyed in the United States in the twentieth century as they were ji» tb6 eighteenth, there have been living abroad multitudes not only of American artists, students, scholars and invalids but of American idlers as well, all of whom, "like passengers escaping from a burning ship," have now hurried from Europe and are again residing in their native land. If northern Europe has been an American finish ing school and southern Europe sanitarium, both sections nevertheless had before the war American residents who were neither studious nor ill; per sons who were well treated by the natives because they were good spenders, but perhaps not so well thought of, since after all they were aliens and not part of the people among whom they lived. There must have been certain pleasures in life abroad, certainly until the guns began to boom and sent all visitors scattering. Americans having their residence in Europe could enjoy the privileges of many splendid, magnificent and dignified institu tions of the Old World in the establishment or the maintenance of which, chances are, neither they nor their fathers took the slightest part, while at the same time delighting in the pleasant sense of in»munity coming from the evasion of income taxes' due a Government much too greedy and exacting to their superior way of thinking. Some of the refugees, driven in recent months by the war rather than by their independent inclina tions, to return to the United States, may be glad to be among their countrymen again, but many, we may presume, are unwilling to come back to so dull an existence as this young republic offers them and are lamenting the fact that the war is preventing them from getting the fullest enjoyment out of life. Americans who stay at home and support their country's institutions may not be very interesting to the refugees, may not have tlje broadened vis ions which come from traveling abroad and may not make up a particularly cultural nation, —but they are not digging any trenches or bombarding any forts and their peaceful land is at present the safest on earth. DOGS PRESSED INTO SERVICE Horses from this and other countries, valuable md valueless, have been transported in large num )ers to the belligerent nations, where they are tak pg chances along with the soldiers, and now the lews comes that Eskimo dogs have been imported :or service in the war and also are facing death vith the men. These dogs have been taken from heir frigid but peaceful home in Greenland to the )asses of the Carpathians where they are obediently muling through the snow sledges containing pro risions. The services which the dogs are rendering call orth admiration. The quality of submissive servi ude is one which has given the Greenland dogs 'alue on Arctic and Antarctic exploration trips. : loreover the explorers have even found pleasant 1 1 HARRISBURG STAR-INPfIPE* TUESDAY EVENING M A T?.r,TT 9; 1915. flavor in their meat when driven by last extremi ties td utilize the faithful creatures as food. It is not altogether unlikely that some of the Greenland dogs will find their way to soldiers' stomachs before the winter is over, rendering serv ice in death as well as in life, in the carrying on of tHe war. Times may come when troops in the Carpathians will have few provisions to be trans ported, and on such occasions the dogs will have no choice but to become provisions themselves. If this continent is to supply food to the actual combatants, and help prolong the war, it can per haps spare its dogs as well as anything. Its other food is needed urgently enough by the poor people at home and the innocent suff ererj. abroad. A GOOD IDEA FROM BOSTON Boston wants to have a world's fair, or at least the more ambitious part of Boston does. The excuse j is the three hundredth anniversary in 1920 of that ev.ent which Bostonians never cease to consider with rapture, the landing of the Pilgrims. The excuse 1 is a more than fair one, and the fair would be more • than an excuse if planned by artistic Bostonians. Some there are, it seems, who would have but a simple celebration, making of it a somewhat local ! affair. The landing of the Pilgrim fathers was a | local affair, strictly speaking, but its influences went far beyond the confines of Massachusetts. What the occasion deserves is surely nothing less than what the founding of Jamestown got in 1907. It would even be permissible for Boston to outdo Jamestown. John Alden and Priscilla are a pair better thought of by many than John Smith and Pocahontas. A certain architect .who favors the idea of a world's fair for Boston suggests that the elements of industry, manufacture, trade and transportation be excluded, and that the exposition be confined to achievements in religion, philosophy, pure science, learning, letters, music, painting, sculpture, opera, drama and artist crafts. Anybody would recognize that idea as coming out of Boston. It is a worthy one, too, even for The Hub. A great fair in which materialism would have ab solutely no representation would be an Elysium for those fortunate individuals whose delightful thoughts are ever centered on the clouds above them rather than on the objects round about them from which they derive sustenance and support but no delight. Not only dreamers, of course, would revel iu the proposed exposition of cultural achievements, for even the most materialistic of persons often delight to dream at hastily snatched intervals when the dream stuff cannot get caught in the cogs of indus try and interfere with practical matters. The fair would be a treat to anyone with the slightest aesthetic sense, unostentatiously modeled, as suggested, after modern Venice, with a fairy city erected on artificial islands in the river basin. We in Harrisburg certainly wish Boston success in its plans for a big time in 1920. Many of us who may not be aiding in the Panama-Pacific celebration with our presence, may, by 1920, have sufficient pennies in store to enable us properly to honor tlw Pilgrim fathers by running up to Boston,—so con* veniently close to home, —and finding out what cul ture in Massachusetts and other parts of the world has been accomplishing. Uncle Sam's chief concern is to make the Mexicans let Mexico alone. / Perhaps the new dreadnaught Pennsylvania will be launched in time for a little cruise in Mexican waters. The resolution calling on the President Pro Tem. to wear evening clothes at all sessions of the Senate may have been inspired by the thought that there may be lady Senators in a few years. Too bad they are not going to make the new Division street bridge wide enough to permit jitney buses to cross it on the way to Wild wood park! A couple of months ago Governor Brumbaugh had occa sion to complain about a leaky water main, but we are able to state now on good authority that the cellar at the Executive Mansion is "dry." TOLD IN LIGHTER VEIN OTHER MEN'S FACES HIS FORTUNE The barber can't say his face is his fortune. He depends more on the mugs of his customers.—Detroit Journal. AUIiD ACQUAINTANCE Knicker —"How long have you known Smith!' Bocker—"l've only known him short."—New York Sun. STILL NECESSARY TO LOOK OUT Statistics that automobiles injure fewer people than other vehicles will not keep pedestrians from dodging.—St. bouis Globe Democrat. i COULDN'T BLAME HER "Cleopatra's needle weighs 180 tons." "Gosht No wonder she preferred flirting to knitting." —Boston Transcript. STRONG CONVICTIONS If the Alabama Legislature had its way the people of the state would be enjoined agajnst even dreaming of taking a drink. —Memphis Commercial Appeal. JUST THE PLACE FOR THEM A Wisconsin man has discovered a way of planting bird shot in clams and bringing forth pearls. Pretty soon we shall be finding strings of them on the little necks.— Washington Herald. PARTING PAINFUL "Doppel hates to spend money?" "I'll tell you how much. If it *sere possible to take gas every time he parts with a dollar, he'd take it"— Birmingham Age-Herald. DOMESTIC ECONOMY Knicker—"So you think every wife should have an al lowancef" Bocker—"Certainly; otherwise there isn't anything to borrow."—New York Sun. NEW DEFINITION , "Now, Dorothy," said the teacher to a small pupil, "can you tell me what a panther isf" "Yeth, ma'am," lisped Dorothy. "A panther is a man that makths jmnths."—Chicaeo News. "jRE BLOOD RAKES HEALTHY PEOPLE Hood's Sarsaparilla removes scrofula sores, boils and other eruptions, be cause it drives out of the blood the humors that cause thqrn. Eruptions cannot be successfully treated with ex ternal applications, because these can not purify the blood. Hood's Sarsaparilla makes rich, red blood, perfects the digestion, and builds up the whole system. Insist on having Hood's. Get it now. Adv. <» -i i I Tongue-End Topics | j A SEASONABLE POEM March By William Oullen Bryaut The stormy March is come at last, With wind and cloud and changing skies; I hear the rus>hing of the blast, That through the' snowy valley flies. Ah! passing few are they who speak. Wild stormy month! iu praise of thee; Yet, thougih thy winds are loud and bleak, Thou art a welcome mouth to me. For thou, to northern Wnds again, The glad and glorious suu dost bring, And thou hast joined ihe gentle train And wearst the gentle name of Spring. And, iu thy reign of blast and storm, Smiles many a long, bright, sunny day, When the changed winds are soft and waim, And heaven puts on the blue of May. Then sing aloud the gushing rills And the full spiings from frost set free That, brightly leaping down the hills, Are just set out to meet the sea. The yenr's departing beauty hides Of wintry storms, the sullen threat; But, in thy sternest frown abides A look of kindly promise yet. Thou brings't tiiie hope of those calm skies, And that soft time of sunny showers, When the wide bloom on earth that lies, Seeuns of a brighter world than ours. * * * Fake Hero Exposed While from (lay to day there are re ported the awards of the coveted Ger man Iron Cross for bravery oil the field, word comes occasionally of incidents of an opposite character. In this cate gory falls the case of a private in one of the regiments sent to the eastern battle front. Just as his company was about to go into action the embryo sol dier was taken ill and was given a mcftith's furlough. He promptly appear ed in Berlin with a talc of. having had his horse shot from under him, of hav ing I>een wounded and having oeen saved from dying by his watch, whieh he said had been shattered by the bul let. In testimony he showed a hole in his uniform. His tale was so realistic and was told with such becoming mod esty that lie infatuated an elderly wom an, who showered gifts on him. This result in turn so went to his head that he presently appeared with sergeant's tripos—promoted by this time—and the insignia of the Iron Cross —aud cut a wide swath in feminine society. In cidentally lie overstayed his leave. The inevitable has just happened. Prompted by jealousy, one of his newly-acquired girl friends investigated and then promptly haled him before the police. A magistrate has decided that five months in prison will do the young man good. Concrete Trenches Suggested Because of the large part which trenches have played in the present war, the "Deutsches Tageszeitung" foresees tremendous development along this line of conflict. If in another 100 years the people of Europe shall again stand arrayed against one another it be lieves that| the soldiers will do their lighting in cement-lined trenches, con structed, not by hand, but by boring machines. The nights will no longer be successive hours of miserable darkness, for the trenches will be illuminated. They will be warmed by central heating plants, either through steam or hot water, and will be properly ventilated. Through covered connecting passages, food will be carried to the soldiers at any hour, and the wounded and dead can 'be carried away on mechanical con trivances. Fighting on the whole will be an infinitely more scientific affair than now. „ *.* • Poem—Not by Bryant Capitol Hill Note: Senators Wil liam E. Ciow, James P. McNichol and Edward S. Vare have returned from a two weeks' sojourn in Florida. Bill and Jim and Ed, Down to Florida fled; They played tennis and golf, Then said, ''Now, we're off, We'll go back and wake up the dead." What Caused the Change. Ministers Wife—How did you come to change the text of your sermon from "Backsliding" to "Profanity?" The Minister—My collar button roll ed under the bureau as 1 was dress ing for church. - Philadelphia Public Ledger. Thinking Shop. Hostess^-Dr. Bpriggins. will you hare some of the tongue? The Doctor {abaentmindedly—Oh-er -let me look at It please.—St Louis Times. THE OLOBI THE GLOBE We're Going to Start the Spring Season With a Rush — Smart Easter Suits, $1 C Waiiy of W khk Wert Wade to Sell for $ 18. Ai JL %J \J° "back numbers" in this bunch—all IWW "live wires." The different kind of A V vjy A vf\ clothes that you young fellows are always /IJ \ A on l°°kout for —and shown only here. A *S/ J C J J I Jjw Smart English models in the brightest of plaids \ /o/\ gradually toning down to the more conservative \ \/JC v I/ s^3 7 ' es and ending with blue serges. Long, soft, roll \ / // |\ / ' nff la P els — one or two-button coats —patch pockets— f%Jf u/ some with double-breast vests. ii 'JL K / (p\ can short—the lean—the fat — I Ivy everybody. I— ——"THE BENTON"' . Choose while the picking is #ood —there are hun- Illustratinar one of the new styles I i i , 1 , /. featured in our sls line. dreds to Select from. THE GLOBE VThe Friendly Store" VIVID ACCOUNT OF LA MAINE FIRE Coatlaued From First Pace. call and stood by until the fire was ex tinguished, loft the French liner at Prawlc Point, England. The French cruisers Uuichen and Duptit Tliouars, which also went to La Tourainc's as sistance, escorted her, however, as far us Cherbourg and then continued on their way. Other vessels which an swered Captain Caussin's call were in formed there was no need for their services and continued Uieir trips after receiving the thanks of the liner's com mander. Captain Caussin told the story of the lire after lie had taken his ves sel safely to her dock. The tire was discovered at 2 A. M., Saturday, March 6, when we were in north latitude 4*8.14 and west longi tude 21.06," he said. "It was in the base of one of the ventilators in the •boiler room. Heavy smoke found its way to the brieve, whila the men in the boiler room sought to extinguish the blaxe, which was not serious, in itself, 1 turned my attention to other parts of the ship. "At this moment one of the night watch reported the hearing of crack ling of flames forward. I ordered all the crew to their station and as the ship was in a mist I" gave directions to stop the vessel in order that I might leave the bridge for the scene of the blaze. Wo discov ered the dames eating their way to wards the post-oflice and beginning to attack the neighboring cabins. We discovered that the flames were spread ing to the partitions and flood of com partment No. 2 so as to involve a large amount of freight. "Believing that so large a part of the cargo might take fire and fimlini? that we were not able to deal with it easily, I decided to send out a call for aid. Meanwhile through holes made in partitions we obtained a view of the fire which then was at tacking with jets of water and stream. Sunday morning, the 7th, we had mast ered the blaze and the danger was |>ast." Captain Caussin paid tribute to the coolness of his officers and crew. Owing to the early arrival of La Touraine at Havre nearly all the pae-, sengers were able to proceed to Paris on the train leaving at 5 P. M. The tship shows n* external sign of the fire. It was admitted that military supplies were included in the cargo which was threatened. Wilt* and Edmund Ksan. Irving used to tell with dramatic ef. feet a story about W. G. .Wills, the dramatist, who, among other services, wrote for him the piny "Charles I." When Wills was a boy ten yearn old be was taken to see Edmund Kean play Macbeth. In the murder scene be was so affected by the realistic power of the actor that, seized with a severe attack of nausea, be hurried from the bor. Ten years later he win lunching at a chop bouse In Fleet street when a man entered, sat down at a table near blm and ordered a meal He was a perfect stranger to Wills, who, after a few minutes' propinquity, was again seized with a fit of nausea, from which he had not suffered since as a boy he was nt the theater on the occasion mentioned. He was obligpd to leave thn room. When some min utes later be paid his bill the waiter said to him: "Did you sec that gentle man at the table near you? That's Edmund Kean."—Cornhlll Mn^zine. Toys During the Frsnch Revolution. The toys of the French revolution period were characteristic of that ter rible time. There are tops whose shadows cast the profile portraits of Louis XVI. aad Marls Antoinette. These are turned In boxwood and are indeed interesting reminiscences of toys with the impress of history. The children of the revolution had their tiny Phrygian caps and danced the hor rible carmagnoles in their play. Little models of the guillotine were made to "work," and the bodies of pigs with heads of Louis XVL were decapitated. Models of the Bastille were popular. Playing cards with figures of revolu tionary heroes were mnde when kings, queens and aristocratic knaves were taboo.—From "Toys of Other Days," by Mm. V. Nevill Jackson. INTO THE SHA ') NV ' BY J. HOWARD WERT Oould she come back from the shadows, I thought she might smile again; And say 'twas the dream of a mo ment, — That dream of parting and pain. But she drifted away in her slim canoe, To the sweep of her slender oar, Leaving me alone on the moss-clad bank, Bewildered and stricken ami sore. For the shadows were rayless and ebon, And she would return never more; 'Twas the tragedy old as the march of time Re-enacted o'er and o'er. An,d I with my heart of remorse, And she with 'lips chill as steel; In the misty future, I wonder How such recollections feel. When the heart is too rent to utter That inward cry of pain, As she rowed away in the darkiw-s, ' With a whole world black again. Shimmer and glow you sunshine, Beat and refceat you rain, But the whole world blackly still is As I call from the shore in vain. or Girl Could Start '^ e Motor of the 1915 QfTidian Motocycle A SLIGHT pressure of the foot on the new Indian Starter starts the motor while the wheels are stationary. Though exceedingly sturdy, the Starter is light in weight and eliminates the pedals and hard work usually necessary to start the motor. It t is easily operated from the saddle, a feature of great importance when the engine is stalled in sand, on hills,or because of traffic congestion. The New Starter is but one of the Big 9 Basic Improvements found on the 1915 Indian—a creation that far outstrips in magnitude, strength, service, economy, and refinement . any achievement ever accomplished by the I world-popular Indian. Thm 1915 Catalog ii full of good reading and tplendid illustration*. Askutforono I WEST El ELECTRIC i CYCLE CO. Corntfr Green and Maclay Sts. HARRISBURG, PA. SEE US AT THE MOTORCYCLE AND BICYCLE SHOW Chestnut Street Hall. VS 0 ARTISTIC PRINTING AT STAR - INDEPENDENT. j PEOPLE'S_COLUMN The Str.r-Indopendent does not make itself responsible for opinion* - expressed in tills column. ' ———— —._ J Letter From Furloughod Man Editor, the Star-Independent: Dear Sir:—l have been a reader of | the Star-Independent for six or eight I years and have often wondered why it ! was that none of the papers here would | take up the working man's side of : things as they are to-day and tell the | publin the truth ami the condition of j the working man. 1 am a t'urloughed man to-day because I joined and work ed for the Federated Kailroad Km ployes. Since I have *een the letter of Brother W. 11. Pierce-in your paper of last. Tuesday I was somewhat sur prised and now 1 have a little more courage and think that the Brotherhood I may have a friend in Harrisburg, Pa. I Hoping you will continue your weil be '■ gun work I will do all I run for the pu- I per. Please accept my most heartily run i gratulations, hoping your paper may live long and prosper. Yours, George F. Hoffman, G4l Dauphin S>t., Harrisburg, I'a. March S, 1915.