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Circulation Examined by THE ASSOCIATION OF AMERICAN ADVERTISERS. " . . . u t SELL" Private Branch Eiohanae. No. 3250 CUMBEMLAND VALLEY Private Branch_E«cwana4S Tuesday, January 13, 1015. JANUARY Sun. Mon. Tues. Wed. Thur. Fri. Sat. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 MOON S PHASES— Full Moon, Ist, 30th; Last Quarter. Bth; New Moon, 15th; First Quarter, 23d. WEATHER FORECASTS f JIUJgB Harrisburg and vicinity: Clearing IbSEBBI nnd somewhat colder to-night with lowest temperature about freezing, Wednesday fair and slightly colder. Eastern Pennsylvania: Rain or snow I v aud slightly colder to-night. Wednes- ffj|» Til day fair, somewhat colder. Moderate U northeast to north gales. * YESTERDAY'S TEMPERATURE IN HARRISBURG Highest, 36; lowest, -26; S a. m., 26; 8 p. m., 33. SCANDINAVIAN POSSIBILITIES About the only countries in Europe of great im portance which are at present neither engaged in war nor seemingly about to plunge in, are the Scandinavian nations.—Norway, Sweden and Den mark,—and it is to these nations as much, perhaps, as to the I uited States, that the belligerent coun tries will have to look for aid when they beat their swords into ploughshares and prepare to re turn to their peaceful pursuits. J he recent conference of the Scandinavian kings, who, by the way, occupy their thrones through ex pressed choice of their people and are governed in their actions by their subjects, had significance of course in that its purpose was consider means of protecting their mutual interests and of maintain ing their neutrality,—of effecting a triple entente in the interests of peace. There must be impor tance attached to the mere fact that a conference was thought advisable, for a step leading toward closer relationships between these three peaceful and progressive nations of northwestern Europe is a step of some consequence. Norway, Sweden and Denmark, Were they some time in the future to lose their separate identities in a Scandinavian federation, with a democratic form of government, let us say. would constitute a force which the other nations would have to reckon with most carefully. The Scandinavians are com monly characterized as among the hardiest, most intelligent and most industrious people in the world, and their past record holds forth bright promises for the future. The famous Scandinavians of history include Gustavus Adolphus, rescuer of Protestanism in Europe; Swedenborg. the theologian; Ericsson, the inventor who planned the Monitor, which is said to have won the Civil War for the North; Jenny Lind. prominent in the world of music, and Ibsen and Bjornson, familiar to students of the world's literature. The people of Scandinavia may never have been surpassingly great, and may never he so in the future, yet they give promise of figuring promi nently, if united, in the pages of European history which are still to be written. LACK OF LASTING HUMORISTS I he death of Marshall P. Wilder, bringing to a close a life which was spent largely in the provok ing of smiles and of laughter, emphasizes the fact that, after all, a humorist may leave little behind him, when he departs from the world, by which comiug generations may know him and recognize his genius. There will he nothing to perpetuate Wjlder's name except a few books on library shelves, after persons who heard him on the lecture platform or on the vaudeville stage have passed away or have forgotten him. In his case, his fame depended rather on his personality than on his published works, and his case has been a common one among American humorists. There have been those humorists, too, who were not lecturers, but who reached popularity through newspaper columns. A few of them branched out into magazines and then into books, but for the most part their efforts resulted in nothing more than bright journalism. The ephemeral humorists have given place from HARRISBURG STAR-INDEPENDENT, TUESDAY EVENING, JANUARY 12. 1915. year fo year to newcomers of their kind. There are to-day funny men at work trying hard to amuse America through the newspapers and the maga zines,—with the effort indeed apparent in many cases,—who may not even be known by name to the present generation, and who may as well not be funny at all so far as posterity is concerned. Perhaps the trouble is that our humorists are wasting their energies too much on events of pass ing interest and on affairs of little consequence to this generation or any other. Perhaps they are only of present interest to the American public because the subjects with which they deal deserve nofliing more than passing notice. Whatever may be the difficulty, it should be speedily surmounted. We need humorists in this country who will leave lasting literature. Frank lin. Irving, Lowell, Holmes and Clemens satisfy re quirements, but what we want is more men like them. INTERBOROUGH ACTING IN GOOD FAITH? The luterborough Rapid Transit Company, which operates the New York subway in which 200 pas sengers were overcome by smoke during the burn ing of a pair of wooden cars last Wednesday and barely escaped death, says it cannot carry out the order of the New York Public Service Commission to begin on May 1 next, replacing with all-steel cars the 478 wooden cars used in th§ subway. The New York "World"' says the Interborough can begin the work of replacement on the date speci fied and quotes representatives of three car-making companies to show that one company can begin making deliveries of steel cars in 50 days from the time of signing the contract; another in 90 days, and the third in four months. May 1 is more than 90 days distant so that if the "World" is accurately informed, the luterbor ough can begin the replacement of the wooden cars even before that date, notwithstanding the Inter borough's contention that to obtain the full number of new ears needed would take from 18 mouths to two years. < There is some excuse for accidents such as oc curred last week if it can be shown that the Inter borough has done or is willing to do everything in its power to make its lines as nearly absolutely sale as is possible. At least the luterborough alone cannot be held responsible for the fact that the con gestion of travelers in the subway is so great as it is in the rush hours, for this is due to the rapid growth of the hordes of employes in the downtown sections of New York who must bet back and forth to their homes. The Interborough, however, can and should be held responsible if it has failed or if it shall in the future fail to provide every possible safeguard against the danger that it knows exists as a result of conditions over which the Interborough has not entire control. One of the safeguards that the Interborough can provide is the replacement of wooden ears with steel ears at the possible moment. If the V\ orld is right with regard to the time required to begin the work of replacement, then it seems rea sonable to assume that the Interborough is not doing everything in its power to provide all possi ble safeguards and that in making the statement that it cannot comply with the Public Service Com mission's order it is not acting in good faith. If this can be proved, the company makes itself open to public censure and deserves punishment at the hands of the duly authorized officials representing the people. GETTING THE NEWS RIGHT The "Patriot" this morning, under the caption, "You Take Your Choice," quotes from The Star- Independent of last Saturday, as follows: President Here For 10 Minutes. Dr. Wilson, however, fails to give crowd of 50 curious persons a glimpse of liim. Then it quotes from the Harrisburg "Telegraph" of Saturday, as follows: President Wilson spoke informally to crowds which col lected in Altoona and Harrisburg to-day as he passed through on his way to Washington. He alighted from his private car and shook hands with many people. The "Patriot," itself, in referring to the Presi dent's visit to Harrisburg, said in its issue of Monday: The President secluded himself, and was accompanied by secret service men. It is evident how the "Patriot" "took its choice" in determining which of the afternoon newspapers' stories about the President was accurate. Don't weep about the existence of the bread lines, but do your best to make them shorter! Al! the excitement isn t confined to Europe now that the suffragists have invaded Washington. If the weather is as bad next Tuesday as it is to day we might inaugurate Governor Brumbaugh in the Stough tabernacle. Perhaps the federal investigation to learn whether there is an attempt being made to "corner" wheat had something to do with the crash in the price of that commodity yesterday. The "Public Ledger" wants "Billy" Sunday to clean Philadelphia of corrupt politics and appears to be willing to aid him in the task. At least we admire the "Ledger's" optimism if that newspaper really thinks it can be done. TOLD IN LIGHTER VEIN UNCLE EBEN'S PHILOSOPHY "lmitatiou," said Uncle Eben, "is de greatest flattery; but dat ain' no satisfaction. Cbickenstealin' ain' no less annovin' because it's due to overwhelmin' admiration foh yoh special poultry collection."—Washington Star. WHAT DID HE MEAN? "Well," said the doctor cheerfully, as related in an ex change. "how do you feel this morningt Any aches or pains?" "Yes," answered the patient, "it hurts me to breathe, but the only trouble now seems to be with my breath." "O," said the physician, still more cheerfully. "I'll give vou something that will soon stop that."—Exchange. 1 N Tongue-End Top icsj Artistic Inaugural Invitations The invitations for the inaugural ceremonies are splendid specimens of the engravers' art. They are printed on fine card "board, folded with a flap for enclosure iu the envelope, and at the top is the coat of awns of Rennsylvania in gold. Beneath is the invitation as follows: The Commonwealth of Pennsylvania Requests the IHpnor of Your Presence at the Inauguration Ceremonies of Hon. LMartin G. 'Brumbaugh as Governor of Pennsylvania In 'Harrisburg At Noon on Tuesday, January 19 Nineteen Hundred and Fifteen Distinguished meu from all over the Mate have been 'bidden to the ceremon ies incident to the induction of Gov ernor Brumbaugh, and it is expected that the largest crowd ever seen at an inaugural will be here. * . • "Uncle Dave" to March As of Yore "Uncle Dave" Lane, as they call the Republican City Chairman in Phil adelphia, is the Nestor among political leaders in the Quaker City and the dean of the Republican organization. "Uncle Dave" is always on parade when t*he cohorts gather to Show their ■political strength or their manly pulchritude. Hence, it is perfectly in accord with affairs that "Uncle Dave" is to be at the head of one of the big political clubs that will come foere next Tuesday to mach in the procession when the new Governor is inaugurated. Time was when the political Nestor was a dapper young man and paraded with tho "White lHats" of the McManus faction of Philadelphia Republicans as opposed to the "Black Hats" mar shalled by William R. Leeds, but timo has taug'ht him that harmony is best and he takes no factional sides, inarch ing with one on this day and with the other on another day. Time was, also, when " I ucle Dave's 1 ' sharp-pointed moustache and needle-tipped goatee were b!a v k as jet, 4>ut to-day, while | they are shaped as of old. they are white and worn with striking effect. It would be difficult to say how many inaugural processions have been graced by the veneraible Philade'phiau, but the sight of him in Harrisburg is a familiar one. and he will be welcome as "the flowers that bloom in the spring,'' being himself a veritable daisy. * » * Tom Stewart's Stock of Stories "Where does Tom Stewart get all of his new stories I" asked a banquet er recently, after hearing the great ■hearted Adjutant General make one of his charming orations, intersporsed with numerous exco&lingly funny stories. The other men gave it up. It wasn't to be supposed that they were all personal experiences, for the scenes of his tales are loJated in all parts of the universe. No storv with a humorous twist escapes his memory after on.'e being told to him, and there is certain some occasion to arise when he can make it "fit" into a speech. Prom army to dialect, from pathos to hilarious fun, he has the rich est stock of stories of any man in Pennsylvania, and opinion is divided as to whether he cannot give "Uncle Henry" Houck a few pointers. Recent ly General Stewart was referred to as t'he "greatest orator in Pennsylvania," and there are many w'ho will subscribe I to that. T W J * o * For the Stone Pile Strikers | One or more of the seven vagrants who, under an order made by Mayor Royal, are doing time on the stone pile at the Dauphin county almshouse al most daily have gone on a strike and as a result they are oe:ng placed on a bread and water diet. Authorities at the workhouse say the vagrants loaf around anywhere from one to five days, or until they get tired of the diet, and they tlhen are willing to work. CROWDS PAY HOMA UE AS TRAIN CARRIES GARIBALDI'S BODY Turin, Via Rome, .Jan. 11, 8.30 P. M. —The body of Constantino Garibaldi, who fell in the Argonne region in i ! lance while leading a charge of the Italian volunteers, was met at the fron tier here to-day by the same railway van which recently transported the body of his brother," Bruno. Although General Biecidaro Garibal di had expressed a desirte that the 1 transportation of his second son killed j in battle should be conducted privately, many veterans, former Garibaldians and sympathizers, met the train at points along its passage to this city and dem onstrations of homage were frequently given. Albanian Insurgents Getting Busy Athens, via London, Jan. 12, 9.25 A. "M. —The Albanian insurgents, ac cording to information which has reached here, have occupied the heights of Ritspool and have placed guns in po sition for use against Dnrazzo, the Al banian town recently occupied by Ital ian forces and where Essad Pasha and his troops, representing the provisional government, are stationed. Her Flattery IMrs. Green —Do you over flatter your hudbandt Mrs. Wyse—Yes. I some times ask his advice about things.— Boston Transcript. mmmmmmmmmmmmammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmrnmm PURE BLOOD MAKES HEALTHY PEOPLE Hood's Sarsaparilla removes scrofula sores, boils and other eruptions, be cause it drives out of the blood the humors that causo them. Eruptions cannot be successfully treated with ex ternal applications, because these can not purify the blood. Hood's Sarsaparilla makes rich, red blood, perfects the digestion, and builds up the whole system. Insist on having Hood's. Get it now. Adv. THE GLOBE'S Greatest Sale of Sales THANKS, MANY THANKS- We stated in our advertisements of Friday and Saturday that we Saturday, January 9th, to be the biggest day in the history or this business. We not only succeeded but far exceeded our most sanguine expectations. values offered could not help but bring forth the desired re suite, and the generous response of the public shows that our efforts were appreciated. NOW FOR ANOTHER 810 WEEK. In connection with our Greatest Sale of Sales we are introducing, "The Tarleton" Suits For Young Dressers SUITS THAT WERE MADE TO RETAIL AT $25 \ Jk -OUR SPECIAL PRICE FOR THIS SALE ! Jfj SOsJl '16.75 Myij "THE TARLETON"—a new English model—a mid-sea- Hhu son innovation in young men's suits that lias caught the MKV Form-fitting coat with collar and cuffs edged with silk braid—long, ft t / ! w !" e > ? oft rolling lapel—two buttons and patch pockets. High-cut vest \ I SlSsB-Y with six buttons. The trousers are inclined to be close; tapering from the r ' fINHr thighs. The tailoring throughout is of the highest type and every garment \ represents an extraordinary bargain. ' ill I Manhattan Shirts— Special Sale of Are Going Fast at These Prices 50c Neckwear at 39c an ! ia ;; an rts are IJ'Ar A wonde rful array of wide-end four-in- Manhattan Shirts are $1.25 . „ . .. , ~ , „ , „ $2.00 Manhattan Shirts are $1.38 S ° 8 fashloned of t,le fi nest doines s2.so Manhattan Shirts are SI.BB tlc auti " n P ort ed silks in almost every $3.50 Manhattan Shirts are .$2.65 conceivable design and color. In pattern $4.00 Manhattan Shirts are . $52.85 I I and general effect they look double the I s;>. CO Manhattan Shirts are $3.55 price. GLOBE fjgjjjul] TAIL-ENDERS LICK LEADERS The Colonials won from the Alphas J by 42 pins in a Casino League game i last evening. The tail-enders came j back and handed a defeat to the league | leaders. Trace and Buttorff captured j the high scores. The score: ALPHAS Ernis 178 160 155 — 493 j Groff 159 196 154 509 j Chas. Weber ITS l7B ' Buttorff ... 216 190 190— 596 Morrison .. 151 215 201 — 567 j Burger 143 179 322: Totals .. 882 904 879—2665 j COLONIALS Jacoby .... 17 3 202 178 — 553j Kruger .... 172 161 179—> 512 j Clarence Wefber 133 175 171—4i9| Trace 173 192 234 599 Black 196 193 175 — 564 Totals . . 847 923 937 2707 Swatara Downs Baldwin A. C. j The Swatnra Township High school, five defeated Baldwin A. C. yesterday j afternoon iu the Royal gymnasium,' score 40 to 8. The line-up: j Swatara Baldwin Bishop F Sootar Houcih F F. Rupp Sheaffer C Sliupp G Cocklin Horscitk G Pugh , FieM goals, Bishop, 6; Shaeffer, 4; | Houch, 2; Peck, '2; Rupp. Foul goals, j Houeh, 12 to 16; Shupp, 6 to 10. Sub-1 stitutions, Sharoskey for Cocklin. Bef-1 cree, Wise. Timer, Coxer. Scorer, Peck. ( Time, 20-minute halves. Hassett Club to Play The Hassett club will meet St. Jo- 1 seph's five of Lancaster this evening on the Cathedral hall floor. Play will start at 8 o'clock. Leo Houck, Lan-! caster's best offering in the fistic world will play one of the forwards on St. j Joseph's" team. Tho probable line-up: j Hassett. St. Joseph's ! McCurdy F Houck! El. Sourvier F Hecker , Ed. Sour4)ier . . . . C Kirehner ! Hinnencamp G Kimmel' Weitzel ........6 Wenzel Flimsy "Why aren't you going to the ball! to-night t" "I 'have a slight cold." "You can wrap up well." "I know. 'But I don't think ray ball gown would stand a sneeze."—Wash ington Herald. AMUSEMENTS 1 Photoplay To-day MISS ORMI HAWLEY Featured In "THE INTRIGUERS'*—2 «<•« l.ubtn. ••THE DERELICT"—2-act KiUrm. K A MO VIS (IBOHiiE ADE FABLE— ! "Two Dinky Little Drama.*." SPECIAL TO-MOHROW—"DOPE," In r> Arta. Thin production la almllar to tkr Druse Terror, which rrotM aueh a aenaatlon. Children under 12 not admitted. RKTIR.N engagement of EVELYN NKSIUT THAW and SO*, RI'S SELL, la 3-act Lubln, "Threada of Deatiay," FRIDAY, JAN. ISth. *■ "THE COMING POWER" W Special To-day JJJ FOUII ftEE Tii "A BANAKIE MAIDEN" in 2 Parts—"A DARK LOVER'S PLAY Keystone Comedy, j A Wet Blanket Hokus—l never knew such a wet i blanket as Flubdub. Pokus—That's . VMUBEMENT3 | AMUSEMENTS MAJESTIC THEATRE TO-NIGHT, ONE TIME ONLY REVELATION'S BY THE KAISER'S PERSONAL SPY ARMGAARD CARL GRAVES Author of "SECRETS OK THE GERMAN AVAR OFFICE" V'l* VO'THE' (/RKAT THK LKAD.NO A* UNBIASED. UNPREJUDICED NARRATIVE By a Man Vita Han for 12 Years Bern the Confidential A K ent of the Leadlair European Power*. PRICES; SI.OO. 75e. SOe. 3Se. SEATS NOW SELLING FRIDAY, ONE NIGHT ONLY, JANUARY, 15 Prior to her Mid-Winter Season at the Empire Theatre, N. Y., Charles Frohman presents ETHEL BARRYMORE in a New Play, entitled THE SHADOW By Dario Wiccodemi and Michael Morton PRICES: Lower Floor, $2.00, $1.50, sl.oo—Balcony, SI.OO, 75c, 50c—Gallery, 25c—Box Seats, $2.00 Seats To morrow ——■———■ — ———* ———. ———— ORPHEUM JUNE KEITH and a Capable Company, PronentlnK "A BREATH OF OLD VIRGINIA" BURT LAMONTt* COWBOY / MINSTRELS MONET A FlVE—Mnalrnl Treat 810 SHOW BESIDES right. Jf that fellow should jump from frh e frying pan into the fire he wouii put the fire out.—Life. COLONIAL DONT TALK BACK! LET The Girl In The Parrot DO THAT SHK'M AT TUB COLONIAL, WITH THRICE OTIIICR GOOD AI TS Monday Tundty \\>