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Friday, November t>, 1914.
NOVEMBER
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MOON S PHASES—
Full Moon, tind: Last Quarter, toth;
New Moon, 17th: First Quarter. *J4tu.
P WEATHER FORECASTS
I Harrisburg and vicinity: Fair to
jut and Saturday Nor mucn ■ laugo
j it temperature.
Eastern Pennsyivauia: Fair to night
j and Saturdav. I.ight nortawest winds
V 'J becoming southeast Hitlij.
YESTERDAY'S TEMPERATURE IN HARRXSBURG
11 ~-hejt. "9: lowest, 4o: S a. m., 47; S p. m.. 4S.
MISSOURI S VERDICT ON THE RAILROADS
Whatever arguments may i>e advanced for or
«git in st the full ivw law applied to railroads of
various * a:e* of the country the overwhelming
vote by which the people of Missouri rejected sueh
i> law whic was pa».ed by the last legislature,
signed by Governor Major ami submitted to the
• lectors last Tuesday for referendum, may be taken
. - an indication that the people of the whole nation
ai> beginning to see the mistake of consantly in
t-rt. tin/ the railroads' expense* through piling up
legal restrictions.
The full crew law may or may not be a good
thing mi itself It has been contended that it makes
travel safer for the public and provides work for
more railroad men. On the other hand many rail
road employes contend that the extra expense this
law, and many others recently enacted, impose on
the railroads, has so reduced the companies' earn
ings as to have caused roads to cut employes'
wages.
But whatever the good or ad qualities of the
full crew law, the question that was raised in Mis
souri was the broader one of whether the people
believe in piling up additional legislation to eat
deeply into railroad profits and result in railroad
"Wrcnchments both in the matter of wages and in
the amount of money devoted to maintenance, pur
chase of new equipment and the extension and im-
lines. That was the i<sue in Missouri
when the full crew law was submitted to the voters
and the result of Tuesday's referendum vote in
that state was awaited with keen expectancy by the
industrial and financial interests throughout the
United States. ~
The verdict of the Missouri voters. —an indicated
majority of 100,000 against the full crew bill.—
when interpreted merely as an expression of oppo
sition to further financial handicapping of the rail
roads, marks a turn in the tide of sentiment which
for a number of years has ineliued to swat the
railroads along with the tendency created by polit
ical demagogues to harass big corporations indis
criminately. whether or not they deserved it. The
Missouri verdict indicates that the people are be
ginning to come around to the view that many of
the legislative handicaps that have been imposed on
railroads have been unjust and that the railroad
employes and the public in general will share in
the bent'tits when it becomes generally recognized
that inanimate corporations are just as much enti
tled to a square deal as are individuals, and that
when the railroads suffer from unnecessary finan
cial burdens those burdens also must be borne by
the people.
DR. STOUGH AND LOCAL CHURCHES
The good people of this city, many of them, think
that Evangelist Stough is rather severe on the
churches in his attacks from the tabernacle plat
form. lie has certainly spoken plainly regarding
what he believes to be the conditions in Harris
burg's religious life. Whether what he says hits
the actual conditions in this city no persons can
know better than the members and the pastors of
the churches themselves. It is for them to take
heed if the shoes pinch, or to disregard the attacks
if they are certain that they are on the safe side.
The preacher who is in our midst for six weeks
is sparing no pains to let local church members
and pastors know just what he thinks of them, and
thus far he has said nothing very complimentary.
He does not make clear whether he considers Har
risbnrg churches worse off than any others, but
HARRISBCRG STAR-INDEPENDENT, FRIDAY EVENING, NOVEMBER 6. 1914.
presumably he does not. What he says about the
lifelessness and uselessness of churches and church
members he evidently means to apply to all churches
in general, while at the same time making the
application appear specific enough to bring his
statements home forcefully to llarrisburg church
members in particular. It has been very notice
able that these particular persons have applauded
him heartily in many of his criticisms of themselves,
shouted at them from the platform in the taber
"tu'le. It must be inferred from such manifesta
tions of approval and endorsement that weaknesses
which he condemns as existing in churches at large
are not unknown to llarrisburg churchmen, and
that in many instances he has, with his plain talk,
hit certain obtrusive nails squarely on their heads.
Dr. Slough's language has. of course, shocked
many good people. He told them in the beginning
that ii would. He does not say things to them as
do sedate, decorous and altogether proper pastors.
His preaching, he says, is effective because, like a
cyclone, it is unexpected. His attacks on sham,
vain show and surplus dignity in pulpits and in
pews have come suddenly upon church members
aud naturally sound strange in their ears. They
have not been accustomed to that sort of thing.
They have considered most matters that go with
church services entirely right, and now they are
told that some things about divine worship are
wrong.
Tiie members and pastors of the local churches
must figure it out for themselves whether they are
being criticised deservedly and act accordingly.
The evangelist is making some sweeping assertions
about qualities alleged to be wanting in them, and
they must harken whether they like it or not. for
there is no escape.
K\angelical oh arches of Harrisburg. pan of them,
have brought Dr. Stough here to revive their re
ligion in au evangelistic manner. He makes his
remarks about ehurehes from a platform where
the co-operating ministers of this city and vicinity
sit in apparent acquiescence. It would seem from
an impartial point of view that the evangelist feels
lie must tell the members and pastors of the co
operating .-hurdles what he is telling them, at this
stage of his strategie campaign, to prepare them
0 receive intb their churches new converts of
Christianity which his preaching will shortly start
to produce.
The Ananias <~lub is vindicated.
Kven President Wilson is "satisfied with the result."
(.'barley Murphy is licked again, but will he stay licked?
We a-e all for prosperity now,—even the 'Harrisburg
Telegraph."
The "Calamity Howl" has vanished now that election
over. "Well, it is better so.
The "Harrisburg Telegraph" can now shed its coat ot'
pessisisra and root for a "Better and Greater Harrisburg"
Without the danger of running in coutlict to the interests
of its political friends.
May b* that reduced dividend on the common stock of
the United States Steel Corporation didn't have anything
to do with the results of the •'elections throughout the
country, and then again may be it did.
The "Harrisburg Telegraph" admits now that the busi
ness of the country i s not going to the dogs. Remarkably
sudden conversion to that view on the day after election!
And the Democratic tariff still is in force, toot x
TOLD IN LIGHTER VEIN
HOUSEHOLD BATTLE
The battle at Short Jenks' home continues unabated.
At 11 o'clock this morning Mrs. Jenks made the followiug
official announcement:
"With a brilliant charge about breakfast time I flanked
my husband with my stalwart foot and he doubled up and
then retreated in haste. It was almost a rout."
At 1 o'clock this morning Mr. Jenks officially announced:
"The situation remains uuehanged. There have been
attacks and counter-attacks on both sides, with no decisive
results. I'm now well entrenched and confident behind a
tub in the cellar. I believe I will ultimately triumph. The
enemy is making many claims and making those things is
the easiest thing in the world to do. If she had a cannon
that was as rapid as her mouth I would be compelled to
admit that my position is serious. As it is, I concede
I will conserve my strength and forces, with the
view of getting out of the cellar and consulting a lawyer.
I urge American newspapers to judge not until the real situ
ation is known. History will vindicate me and declare that
I did not start hostilities. My sister-in-law urged my wife
to start them. My wife didn't need a great deal of urg
ing."—Atchison Globe.
MODESTY
It must not be supposed that because tiie Kaiser quoted
Shakespeare—"To be or not to be"—in his original mani
festo His Majesty is a good Shakespearean. The contrary
may be surmised from an incident which occurred at a lunch
at once of the Berlin Embassies. An English diplomat was
discussing some big affair of the moment with a lady.
"As our immortal William has observed," the diplomat
remarked, " 'There is a tide in the affairs of men that,
taken at the flood, leads on to fortune.' "
The Kaiser looked puzzled.
"That is quite true," he is said to have acquiesced, "but
1 don't remember saying it."—London Tit-Bits.
PUZZLE IN A PBOVEBB
"lather, it says here. 'A man is known by the companv
he keeps.' Is that so father!"
"Yes, yes, yes."
ell, father, if a good man keeps company with a bad
man, is the good man bad because he keeps company with
the bad man, or is the bad man good because he keeps
company with the good man?"— Exchange.
IT WAS ONLY A DREAM
Mrs. Gabbeigh—"John, you were talking in your sleep."
Husband—"That's funny, for I was dreaming of you."
Mrs. G.—"What was funny about it?"
Husband Why, I don t see how I got a chance to sav
a word."—Boston Transcript.
WOMAN'S WAY
Mrs. Crawford— Why don t you as« your husband's
advice?"
Mrs. t. rabshaw "I intend to. my dear, just as soon as
I've made up my mind what I'll do."—Judge.
| Tongue-End Topics|
| —^——^
General Hulings as a Fighter
After March 4, next. General Willis
j J. Hillings, Congressman, will be out of
political office for the first time in many
| years. General Hulings is one of the
j best fighters, political and otherwise, in
the State. He hae been successively
j member of the Assembly, State Sen
ator and Congressman, and lio is known
; to have declined nomination for state
office wheu he could have been elected,
j As a member of the National Guard he
commanded the Fighting Sixteenth
Pennsylvania regiment in the Spanish
j American war and went with his regi
ment to Porto Rico, where his command
l fought the only battle with the Span
iards on that island and decisively de
| t'eated them and captured a stronghold,
i with prisoners, guns and flags. Reeog
! nized as a very independent sort of a
politician. Colonel Hulings asked fa-
of nobody, but through sheer mer
it won his rank as Brigadier General
j and was commander of the Second Bri
! gade. National Guard. He was in liue
, tor the Maior Generalship, but the fact
i that he had reached the retiring age
j was seized upon by the powers that be
to deny him the highest honor in the
National Guard. When the Washington
party sprang into existence he accept
ed a nomination for Congress from that
party, and won hands down in his home
district—one that was at the least con
sidered doubtful. This year he was
again a candidate, but the fortunes of
political war caused his defeat and he
retires to private life. Bat. wherever,
he is, it is certain there will be some
lighting going on. and he will be in the
thick of it.
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Kline's Work in Cumberland
One of the happiest employes on
Capitol Hill is Joseph W. Kline, of
Cumberland eo\inty, assistant cataloguer
l in the State Library. When the for
tunes of the Kepublican party in Cum
berland countv were at low ebb a year
ago the County Committee fixed on
"Joe" to gather up the fragments and
weld them into a fighting unit, and he
was made County Chairman. He
didn't sit quiet and let his political op
ponents walk over him. but began to
get his forces together, made an earnest
appeal for everybody to help, did a
great share of the work himself and
wager a hot aggressive campaign until
tbe polls closed. The result is that the
majority for the Democratic candidate
for Governor in Cumberland is about
300. Penrose has a small majority aud
two Republican members of the Assem
bly are elected. That is why Kline is
stopped so often in the capitol to re
ceive congratulations.
McConnell One Who Comes Back
Former Senator William McConnell,
of Shamokiu, is coming back to the
State Senate. Senator McConnell has
many old friends and acquaintances in
Harrisburf »ho will 1>» glad to hear of
this. Two years ago he was defeated
in the Buil Moose tidal wave that
[swept over the Northumberland dis
! trict. and Senator Fisher was elected.
Last spring, after a long illness. Sena
tor Fisher died, and an election was
necessary to chose a successor. Senator
McConnell again faced the fight and
has won out by a good majority. He
has legislative experience that will be
of value to hitn during the next ses
sion.
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Christy's Work in Allegheny
Congratulations are being sent Wal
ter J. Christy, political reporter of ttt2
Pittsburgh "Gazette-Times,'' for his
handling of the Republican campaign in
Allegheny as County Chairman. Mr.
Christy is the present Governor of "the
Pennsylvania .Legislative Correspon
dents' Association, and has beefi a leg
islative reporter for his paper for
years. He was the best booked man
on politics in Allegheny county and one
of the hardest workers, consequentlv
his selection as County Chairman was
quite natural. Night and day he fcad
been plugging away since the first week
in .Tune, and the result of his work
showed on Tuesday wheu a clean sweep
of the county was madeJor the Repub
lican State, Congressional, Senate and
Assembly candidates.
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Walnut and Scott Lacked
T. Henry Walnut and Samuel B.
Scott, members of the last Legislature
from Philadelphia, will be missed when
the House is called to order in Jan
uary. They were Bull Moose rs and
were in the thick of every fight on the
floor of the House, and it was thought
that they would surely be returned to
the House on the Washington party
; ticket. Unfortunately for T. Henry and
1 "Sam" they were on the wrong side of
the ballot and the way the voters
i soaked them was a caution.
Something Really Important
"I wonder if you could find out ex
actly how I stand with your father!"
"What difference does it make!" re
sponded the heiress. "I'll marry you
whether he likes you or not."
' "I wasn't thinking of that, my love.
He gave me a tip on the stock market
i just now. Is it -afe to play it, or is it
not!"— Pittsburgh Post.
Marcclla—Mr. Beaubrougn won the
prize at the Giddyga-ls' hop the other
night for tango dancing.
Waverly—No wonder; think of the
practice he has had.
Marcella—But he told me he never
danced before this season.
Waverly—Probably not, but at col
lege he was a champion hurdle racer.
—Youngstown Telegram.
Miss Anglin says her husband is a
poor actor, buf a good sweetheart,
which must be consoling as so many
husbands are good actors, but poor
sweethearts.
GLASS OF SALTS
CLEANS KIDNEYS
If Tour Back Is Aching or Bladder
Bothers, Drink Lots of Water
and Eat Less Meat
— %
When vour kidneys hurt and your
back feel? sore, don't Ret scared and
proceed to load your stomach with a lot
of drugs that excite the kidneys and ir
ritate the entire urinary tract. Keep
your kidneys clean like you keep your
bowels clean, by flushing them with a
mild, harmless salts which removes the
body's urinous waste and stimulates
them to their normal activity. The
function of the kidneys is to filter the
blood. In 24 hours they strain from it
500 grains of acid and waste, so we
can readily understand the vital im
portance of keeping the kidneys active.
Drink lots of water —you can't drink
too much; also get from any pharmacist
about four ounces of Jad Salts: take
a tablespoouful in a glass of water
before breakfast each morning for a
few davs and your kidneys will act fine.
This famous salts is made from the
acid of grapes and lemon juice, com
bined with lithia, and has been used for
generations to clean and stimulate
clo?«ed kidneys! also to neutralize the
acids in urine so it no longer is a source
of irritation, thus euding bladder
weakness.
.lad Salts is inexpensive; cannot in
jure: makes a delightful effervescent
lithia-water drink which everyone
should take now and then to keep their
kidneys clean and active. Try this, also
keep up the water drinking, and no
doubt you will wonder what became of
your kidnev trouble and backache.
______ Adv.
Discordant Thoughts
In wandering through your mental
pleasure grounds, whenever you come
upon an ugly intruder of a thought
which might bloom into some poison
ous emotion, such as fear, envy, hate,
worry, remorse, anger and the like,
there is only one right way to treat it,
writes Robert 11. Schauftler in the At
lantic. Pull it up like a weed, drop it.
upon the rubbish heap as promptly as
if it were a stinging nettle and let
some harmonious thought grow in its
place. There is no more reckless con
sumer of all kinds of exuberance than
the discordant thought, and weeding it
out saves such an astonishing amount
of eau de vie wherewith to water the
garden of joy that with it in hand
eterv man may be his own Burbank. _
Better Than Nothing
A Boston man tells how, at a rail
way station, a number of wives were
starting for the seashore and bidding
their respective husbands adieu and ho
heard one really charming young ma
tron say as she kissed her hubby
good-bye:
"Au revoir, dearie. Don't forget to
write."
'"Oh. I'll write often," protested her
husband.
"Do dearie," continued the wife—
"do—if it's only a check."—Kansas
City Star-.
Sudden Action
Orville Wright, apropos of his new
safety appliance for aeroplanes, said
at a dinner in Dayton:
"In a short time now there will be
no more aeroplane accidents. In a
short time there will be no more aero
plane jokes, either.
"I heard a new joke yesterday. A
young woman rushed into an insur
ance office and cried:
" 'One I'fe policy, quick! My hus
band's biplane's falling!'"
Nothing Doing.
A kittle four-year-old, a most attrac
tive little fairy, suddenly lost interest
in Sunday school. She had enjoyed so
much learning about Moses that her
mother could not understand the
change of attitude.
"Why don't you want to go, daugh
terf' she asked.
"Oh." was the astonishing reply,
"I dont 'ike to go to Sunday school
since Moses died."—Woman's Home
Companion.
A True Courtier
I'pon iiis arrival at the court of Vi
enna a former French Ambassador was
.preseuted to the K:n ress, who was
aware that the day before he had vis
ited the beautiful Countess X.
"Is it true," she asked, "that the
Countess X. is the mo£t lovely wom-an
in KuropeT"
"I thought so yesterday, your maj
esty."' replied the diplomat, wirii a
graceful bow.
A Real Flesh Builder
For Thin People
A New Discovery.
Thin men and women—that big,
hearty filling dinner you ate last night.
What became of all the fat-producing
nourishment it contained? You haven't
gain in weight one ounce. That food
passed from your body like unburued
coal through an open grate. The ma
terial was there, but your food doesn't
work and stick, and the plain truth is
you hardly get enough nourishment
from your meals to pay for the cost
of cooking. This is true of thin folks
the world over. Your nutritive organs,
your functions of assimilation, are
sadly out of gear and need reconstruc
tion.
Cut out the foolish foods and funny
sawdust diets. Omit the flesh cream
rub-ons. Cut out everything but the
meals you are eating no?/ and eat with
every one of those a single Sargol tab
let. In two weeks note the difference.
Five to eight good, solid pounds of
healthy, "stay there'' fat should be
the net result. Sargol charges your
weak, stagnant blood with millions
of fresh, new red blood corpuscles—
gives the blood the carrying power to
deliver every ounce of fat-making ma
terial in your food to every part of
your body. Sargol, too, mixes with
your food and prepares it for the blood
in easily assimilated form. Thiu people
gain all" the way from 10 to 25 pounds
a month while taking Sargol. and the
new flesh stays put. Sargol tablets are
a scientific combination of six of the
best flesh-producing elements known to
chemistry. They come 40 tablets to a
package, are pleasant, harmless and in
expensive, and G. A. Gorgas, and all
other druggists in Harriaburg ami
vicinity sell them subject to an abso
lute guarantee of weight increase or
monev back. adv.
HE IS MISQUOTED
MAN. SAYS STOUGH
Continued Krgm Kirat I'afr.
nee red all over with h lot of churchittn
ity. Hut there is a big difference be
tween ehurehianity and Christianity.
on are nearly killed with churcliiau
ity. When you o«n get filled with
Christianity you will soon bring about
the miHenium."
Every Man Worships a God
••We've been getting away from
God s laws. There are only two of
them in the Ten Commandments, and
they have to do, tirst, with man's rela
tion to God and, second, with man's re
lation to man. We've brought forth
the second and .smashed the tirst. I
say it s impossible for a man to love
his neighbor as himself if he doesn't
love God.
"There are only two classes of peo
ple who have no god, idiots and inno
cents idiots because they haven 't anv
reason, and innocents because thev
haven t arrived at the jige of responsi
bility. Everybody else has a god. and
there are only two gods in the world,
scut Jesus, the true God and Mammon.
-Mammon stands for the lust of the
flesh, the lust of the eyes and the pride
o? life. Every man is worshiping ei
ther God in heaven or Mammon. Don't
tell me a man's not a worshiper be
i ause he doesn't belong to a church.
He only has another god, that's all."
Would Bather Take Hindu's Chauces
The preacher then told the storv of
the Hindu woman who feeds her baby
to the crocodile to appease her god.
Turning in contrast to America, "the
land ol ringing church bells and open
Bibles," he told how "college-bred, cul
tured men and women, having all that
c:\ilizatiou can give them, have turned
their backs on the Cod of high heaven
and are worshiping not the Christ, but
the god of lust, of flesh, of the lust of
money, of the lust of power, of the lust
of property, of the Inst of appetite, of
the lust of dress, of the lust of selfish
ness, and of the lust of this, that anil
everything else.''
"If there's a darker, deeper place
in hell than any other," he said, "it is
for the man anrl the woman who have
turned their backs on God, in the light
that they have 1 would rather take
the chances in eternity of the Hindu
women who murder their babies in their
ignorance than of such people.
What Churchmen Say They Do
Enumerating the things church mem
bers say they do which persons outside
of the church do not do, the evangelist
met every point with an argument in
tended to show that ordinary church
momfbers do nothing more than ot'hor
people. To the statement. '*' lgo to
cfourfh," he said that so do a lot of
persons who make no pretentions of re
ligion; to "I read my Bible." that so
do skeptics and infidels, and a good deal
more thoroughly; to " I prav," that so
do persons who are afraid gcblius wil!
get them when they g 0 to bed; to ''l
give money to the church," that there
is not a church in this city but what
has a lot of money of people who have
no religion; to "I 'have been continu
ed." that many persons have been con
tinued in the church and then gone
straight out and been confirmed in the
devil; to "I have been baptized," that
there are pome ;>eople in hell who have
been baptized, and to "I have par
taken of the Lord's Supj*»r," that Paul
says people wan take the sacrament un
worthily.
"Is that all you've got to show tliat
you're a church member?" he shouted
at the multitude, throwing his arms
about in the air. " Yes, you belong to a
church, but I want to tell you that there
are churches in hell to-night for that
matter. I have no doutbt that 'hell has
well organized Presbyterian. Methodist.
Episcopal and all other kinds of
churches, wit'h bishops, presiding elders,
deacons and everything else. If you
have nothing more to show for your
church membership than what I 'vc men
tioned, you'll go to bell just as sure as
a stone goes to the bottom of the sea."
Man Could Find no Differences
In the course of an illustration show
ing how a non-church man could find uo
difference between himself and his
eh uivh-member wife, the preacher said
that the man wrote down for his wife
these points:
"I do not use tobaceo in any way
ami you do not. I do not use profane
language and you do not. I am a tee
totaller, you are a teetotaller. 1 play
cards and you play cards. I go to the
atres. you go to tjieatres. I attend
church irregularly, you attend church
irregularly. I pay money into the
c'hurch and so do you. I dance and so
do you. I associate with unbelievers,
so do you. I read trashy novels, so do
von. I do not go to devotional meet
ings. neither do you. I do not read the
Bible, neither d-o you. I do not pray,
neither do you. Now then, what does
your church membership add to your
manner of living''
"If some men could see any radical
difference," the evangelist said, pound
ing his stand with his fist, "between
church members and non-church mem
bers, they would join the church. But
there isn't any difference generally.
You drink out of the same trough, von
gulp down the same swill. Until you
clean up in your churches I don't want
any others to come in.
To Skin Their Carcasses
"You've been thinking I'm a fool
ami a joke up here. I tell you I'll have
you laughing on the other side of your
cheeks till I'm through with you. I'll
skin your old carcasses until there
isn't an inch of hide left. You've been
nothing but a lot of old hypocrits pa
rading around. You've been finding a
lot of fault with me; now I'm putting
a few things to vou.
"A lot of you churchmen <moke like
chimneys and smell like gaifbage cans,
because you can't let tobacco alone.
You smell, alright, whether you admit
it or not. I have found out why so
few wives kiss their husbands. If anv
of you married men have had trouble
along that line, just buy a tooth
brush."
The preacher demonstrated by a
lengthy illustration how little church
members might, do for Jesus Christ, or
how much. He found his time was
growing short, and said he could talk
all night, his audience was so inspir
ing and looked so happy, (ilancing at
the section enclosing the co-operating
ministers, he said:
Dr. Fox Looking Pleasant
"Why, even Dr. Fox looks pleasant
and happy this evening. Aren't you
happy, hulif'
lie announced in closing that he will
preach to-night on "Home Makers and
Home Breaker?, oi Why So Many
Young People Go to Hell." This aft
ernoon at 2.30 o'clock he spoke at the
tabernacle to an enthusiastic audience.
The sermon to-morrow afternoon will be
the last day sermon this week.
Hope is the dream you have when
awake.
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Gorges Guarantees the Quality
Gorgas Guarantees the Price
Gorgas'
Drugstores
REXALL
16 N. Third St.
and in the
Penna. Station.
Saturday
Candy Special No. 1
Huvler's Molasses
Candy, new and good.
the package
Saturday
Candy Special No. 2
Chocolate Covered Pea
nut Butter—A new and
wholesome confection
that you and your
friends will enjoy. Keg
ular value 50c—To-mor
row, Saturday,
29c the lb.
Saturday
Cigar Special
"La Marca" Cigars—A
regular 10-cent. 3 for
25c value. Up to the
highest standard for
the price, and a mighty
good smoke —
5 for
Opaac
The season for sudden
colds is here and you arc
interested in knowing
the remedy that will
give the surest and
quickest relief. Opaac
knocks a cold over
night—Opaac is quick
and reliable for grip.
Small chocolate coated
tablets, easy to take,
25c the box
porgas
Hot Water Bottle
Ought to be in every
home. It's a reliable
and ever ready remedy
in a host of ills that
come on suddenly'. It
gives relief in cramp,
neuralgia, toothache,
rheumatism, c h il I s,
pains, aches, etc. Get
one and be prepared for
emergencies this winter.
Harrisburg
Stationery
with "Harrisburg. Penn
sylvania," neatly em
bossed at the top of each
sheet—superfine in tex
ture and finish —elegant-
ly boxed. An extra
ordinary value,
35^
"Harrisburg" Corre
spondence Cards the
same high quality,
Gorgas' Iron
Quinine and Strychnine
Warm days ami cool
nights bring on Malaria.
This is the season that
it becomes prevalent.
Fortify your system
against contagion by
taking Gorgas' Iron,
Quinine and Strych
nine.
Iron for the Blood
Quinine for the sys
tem.
Strychnine for the
nerves.
Builds up flesh,
strength and health —a
splendid tonic,
50<? and SI.OO
Kodaks and
Kodak Supplies
This store handles Ko
daks. Here you will find
the size and the price
you are looking for. We
also handle Eastman
films and supplies —the
kinds you must have to
get good results. There
is this advantage in
bearing Gorgas in mind:
You can get films and
supplies here any time
as Gorgas is open all
day and night. This has
proved a great con
venience to many. Per
haps it may come in
good for you. Let us do
your developing and
printing and you will be
sure to get the best
results.
Thermos
Bottles
Keep hot things hot and
cold thiugs cold for
hours. Invaluable in the
home—the nursery and
for lunch baskets. Dif
ferent sizes—different
prices.
PATENT MEDICINES
AT COT RATES
Goods Delivered Fr«e
Anywhere in the City
Phone Your Order
It's the Easiest Wav
Bell phone, 1141
United, 629