8 ( Ettablxthed in 1878) Published b- THE STAR PRINTING COMPANY, * /* Star-lndepo-ident Building, M-20-22 South Third Street, Harrleburf, Pa* Every Evening Except Sunday Officers .- Diner*n . Bikjamin F. METERS, Jolu , l l KchNi President W*. W. WALLOWIR, _ .. Vfte President. W » K Wm. K Misters, Secretary ami Treasurer. Wh. W Wallowcr. TYM H Warner, V HLMMEL Pehohaus. JK , Business Manager. Editor. All communications should BE addressed to Star Independent, Business. Editorial. Job Printing or Circulation Department, according to tlie subvert matter Entered at the Post Office in IlaiTisburg A* second-class matter. Benjamin e taken with a few slices of Ihnburger. The postmaste* of Greenville has refused to deliver post cards sent out to voters over Colonel Roosevelt's signature. Welcome, Greenville, to the map of Pennsylvania! The Bureau of Food Inaction in New York City has had to insert an advertisement in the newspapers to get a director at $5,000 a year. Times can't, bo so hard in the metropolis. At least three of the leading Philadelphia newspapers have urged the election of Judge George Kunkel. of Harrisburg, as judge of the Supreme Court, and so have scores of other newspapers throughout the state. There wasn't much comfort for Palmer in the tour of the Colonel. "Don't vote for Palmer! A vote for Palmer is half a vote for Penrose," shouted the Colonel. And it is too late now for Palmer to get off the ticket! TOLD IN LIGHTER VEIN IT PUZZLED HIM Silas—"l hear your sou left that small town and went to the city to have a larger field for his efforts." Hiram—"Yes; and that's what gets me. When Hank was home, a two-acre potato patch was too big a field for him." —Judge. AS SHE DESCRIBED IT Alice, an enthusiastic motorist, was speaking to her friend, Maude, in relation to the slowness of a certain young man at proposing. "Charley seems to start easy," she remarked, "and he speeds up well, but just at the critical moment he always skids."—Judge. TO SAY THE LEAST Two country women, mother and daughter, were visiting a menagerie for the* first time. At last they came to the hippodrome, and stood for several minutes transfixed in silent wonder. Then the mother turned to her daughter and said, slowly and solemnly: "Goodness me! Ain't he plain?"—Exchauge. THE WOMAN OF IT "Mary," said Mr. Thomas, when a silence fraught with unpleasant meaning had followed his first altercation with his young wife. "Yes?" said Mary, interrogatively. "When a man and his wife have had a—a difference," said Mr. Thomas with a judicial air, "and each considers the other at fault, which of the two do you think should make the first advance toward reconciliation?" "The wiser of the two," said Mrs. Thomas, promptly; "and so, my dear, I'll sa.v at once that I'm very sorry." Exchange. SOMEWHAT CHANGED A colored mau called at Mrs. Baxley's, looking for work. "What is your name?" she asked, after hiring him. "Mali name is Poe, ma'am,' was the answer. "Foe!" she exclaimed. "Perhaps some of your family worked for Kdgar Allan Poe; did they?" The colored man opened his eyes wide with amazement. "Why—why, ma'am," he said, as he pointed a dusky finger at himself—"why, Ah am Edgah Allan Poe!"—Lip .pincott's. MEN I YOU'VE HAD A WARNING THERE'S a chilliness in the air that speaks in a lang- { y uage plainer than words, "Get that Winter Suit, mMM\ WHlll it Balmacaan or Overcoat NOW." x/lWm aVIIV/ Jf 18223S THE GLOBE stocks are composed of only the /: I If/- ' highest grade of Ready-Tailored Clothes that are "Made . /Sn / o! WmWml in America." / Here a man can buy with the positive assurance that I j jBBBH/ M (RET his dollars are doing their utmost. IS I llffiv IH lull Here a man can buy without hesitation, garments / i' ill that are not eccentric in cut—nor freakish in fashion, but r jf | l| the kind that possess every distinctive point any well- I \ I dressed man could wish for. J IHU ill } fl It's a SURE thing men! —You CAN'T lose—every WtUll % m garment THE GLOBE sells THE GLOBE guarantees v ffc-ff- 1 to be, in every detail, the best value your money can 1 secure at the price. k. nyraV m The famous "GLOBE-FIFTEENS" Suits, Iffll IHI H "■ n Balmacaans and Overcoats that represent the max- |||i B ; I imurn in value-giving at this price clothes that I™ |g|ji "•( MaS I 1 other stores would ask S2O for such exceptional JS§l| j IBM Jl %J qualities. A saving of $5 is really worth while. BB A America's greatest Ready-To-Put-On garments Si fife P* fl Igg —■''FASHION-CLOTHES' S they embody that V IL. M /HI particular quality of fabric, style and workman- / ff!k. ship that places them in a class by themselves. The V greatest possible values at S2O and $25. There's Solid Comfort Derbies! Derbies! For Men's Hands for tlie men who wca/r these warm Tlie U>l4 models—all fashioned for Imported English Cape gloves buy- Shaker-knit Sweaters—all styles and Ihe men who appreciate "class" in ing an enormous quantity brings us colors—inverted poekeis that can't sag headwear. Felt hats; ves, we're these exceptional qualities "to sell at the —extra values at "strong" on those, too, at remarkable price of $5.00 $2 and s3—Stetsons $3.50 SI.OO THE GLOBE I r s | Tongue End Top ics I 1 i ■ ix- mil- ii i 7 i When Europe Faces "Reconstruction" If ttie reconstruction in Europe fol i lowing the war is anything like as slow ! aa it was in the South after the War of | the Rebellion, it will be many, many j years before Europe will be anything | | like it was before the outbreak of hos- j tilities. Chief of Police Hutchison, who was stationed in winter quarters | in Georgia during the Spanish-American war, with his regiment, was given a leave of absence at his request that per- 1 mitted him to ride over a part of Sher man's famous route to the sea. He found desolation everywhere, he said. No attempt had been made to reeon struct much of the devastated property there at that time. In what was at one time a grand plantation he found a small piece of land being cultivated bv former slaves, but most of the land ly ing idle and uncultivated. * « * i Another -Harrisburg Minrtrelinan Reference in this column the ether | day to "Billy" Welsh, the minstrel | manager, calls to mind the fait that another Harrisburger was just as promi nent in minstrelsy, but in another line. Joseph Moeherman, of an old Harris burg family, whose real name was ■ I Machamer but whose stage name was ! ! Mortimer, was for years one of the j | ban.jo stars of the minstrel stage at a I time when good banjo players were few and when evefy college glee club didn't have a score of more '• banjo thumpers" in its ranks. "Joe'' Morti mer, as he was best known, was a man of superior ability, and after a career j l on the minstrel stage lie became man ager of a famous vaudeville show in Philadelphia, which he conducted sue ! cessfully for several years, making it j one of the best known variety shows • in the country. He died in Philadelphia some thirty-five years ago and his body was brought here to be buried in the Harrisburg cemetery under his real} name. There are few who remember j the genial minstrel, but he was of the j ''Lew" Simmons type,—friends with! everybody.^ ♦ » Careful to Be Quoted Right When Senator Penrose travels on a : campaigning toai he generally takes with him his own personal stenographer , to report his speeches and he does this as a measure of precaution. He has j seen so many speeches of public men j garbled by unscrupulous persons and j so many false statements attributed to them as having been made in public i speeches, that he takes no dhances, and I as a consequence he carries with him 'his own man, generally one of the best than can be found in Washington or Philadelphia. By this means he is en abled to refute any garbled reports of his speeches or anything he is reported to have said that he did not say. Colo nel Roosevelt is different. He has a secretary with him. it is true, but not a stenographer, and he generally speaks out so boldly ar.d openly that he cannot •be misunderstood, so that it is not nec essary for him to have a verbatim re port of every speech he makes taken by a personal stenographer. It was the famous old Benjamin P. Butler, of Massachusetts, statesman and soldier, j who straightened out New Orleans aft er the Uni, v ii troops took possession of the city during the Civil war, who was the first to carry his personal stenog rapher with him, and he was heard to declare once while campaigning for the j Presidency that he took his own stenog rapher because "you couldn't believe | a d —d word the reporters say about PRETTY STAR WHO WILL APPEAR IN SIX GOOD PLAYS AT MAJESTIC —j,, | |M |i-|| . ig||| wßagmnßmgmmsßgaßMgßnwmEmßK ft. f nM J ir ™w JWmm r i . ,f J. f * mm "' MMM * wftr Miss Emma Myrklc One of the most pleasing leading women on the stage to day is Miss Emma Myrkle, the feminine star of the Mvrklfl- Harder stock company at the Majestic Theatre next week. Miss Myrkle has a winning personality and makes friends wherever she plays. The opening play will be "Elevating a Husband." Louis Mann's comedy sm-.'t-- This play will be given Monday afternoon and evening. All the plays will bo given at popular prices. j vou.'' Maybe he was peeved because jhe didu't draw big crowds. * * * Women Suffragists Were Active The workers in the interest of suf i'rage are active. An opportunity like the visit here ot' the Colonel was not one to be missed by the women workers in the "cause," and some of them toiled until almost midnight Wednesday preparing suffrage literature to hand out to those who attended the meet- ings at Chestnut street hall and the j Board of Trade. - Penusy Announces Pay Days The employes of the Middle Division lof the Pennsylvania railroad will re | eeive their pay for the second half of ! October Thursday, November 5; Friday, i j November 6; Saturday, November V; ! Monday, November 9, and every day : after thnt till Saturday, November I i, j inclusive. Artistic Printing at Star-Independent.