THE TIOGA COUNTY AGITATIIII is rummer ,* EVERY wynnianir nr P.. C. G-plder ! (BS OF SUBSCRIPTION MIRIAM 'IN ABVANCB.": sut.cript .0, (per year) ' VP. RATES OE ADVERTISING. TIM LINES 01. MINION OA WS, 10:1 ‘ 1,11 O Ell No. S 0r5.... I 1 1 In. I 3lns I 4 Ins I 3Mokl filaos 14 Yr 1 Equals,... I itgl I $2.001; 2 , 60 I $5,00 I $7,00 I $12.00 2 Squares,. I 2,00 13,00 I 4,00 I 8,00 I 12 1 00 118,00 •Lialt Col ' 110,00 115,00 I 17,00 22,00 I 30,601 - 50,00 i O - uitel - 1 -5 . 00 I 23,00 130,00 14 OQ 100,001100,00 air Special Notices 16 cents per Root' Editorial or ocal 9.0 cents per line. . , ....„ .. Transient achostieing noisy be pat.:l'o'or in: adrance. • rai•Jnelleo Blanke t Constable Blank, i Deeds / 0648 - r:tent Notes', Marriage Certificates, fin.,b band. - BUSINESS CARDS. Jno. I. Mitchell, Attorney and Counselor at Law, Claim, mad In surance Agent. Office overt Drtig Store, Virellibero, Pa. Jaa4l, 1871-7 William A. Stole. Attorney and Counselor 'itt Law, nrst_ door . abovo ConvorsO it Osgood's store, on Main street. Wellsboro, January 1, 1811 y • Geo. W. MClTieky: Attorney at Counselor at Law. Insurance, Bounty and Pension Agency, Office, on Main Street, Wellsboro Pa, opposite Union Blook. Tan. 1. 1871. y Seeley, Coutes & Co. BANKERS, Knoxville, Tioga, County, Pa.— Receive money, on deposit, diseount notes, and sell drafts on New York City. Collect ions promptly mado.—Jan 1, 1871-y ago. W. Adams, Attoraoy and Oonneolor at Law, Mansfield, Tioga county, Pa. Oo'lotions promptly attended 'to. Jan. 1, 1871,y Wilson & Niles, Attorneys and Condolers at lam. Will attend promptly to business entrusted to their care in the counties of Tioga and Potter. Office on the Avenue. Jan. I, 1871 y Witsori.) ' [J. B. NII.Ea. John W. Guernsey, . Attorney and Counselor - at "Law. All braiiiiesii entrusted to him will bo promptly attended to. Office 2d door south of Hazlett's Hotel, Tioga, Tioga County, Pa.—Jan. 1, 1871. . Wm. E., Smith, Pension, — Bounty and Insurance /I,g.nt. Com munications sent to 034 above addr,ss will re. ceive prompt attention. Terms moderate, Knoxville, Pa.—Jan, 1,. 1871. Seymour & Horton, Attoruoya and Counselors at law, logo Pa. All business entrusted to their Miro will receive • pra lot 'attentiop . C. 11 { -Baituoun J. C. HORTON. J 441.1871 y sa a. AIISIBTRONO. SAMUEL LINN. Armstrong & Linn, AI"I'OII,NEYS - AT - L1( W ILLIAM#ORT, PENN' ,( ---- ,inn I, 1871-y. r., '' , __ _ ____ W. D. Terbell,S, Co., • whqlosalo Druggists, ftnd inters in Wall Paper, Norusetio Lamps, Win ow Wass, Perfumery, hints, Otis, &e.,fie,outing, N. Y. a an,l '7l. D. Den, M. 8., -- Phpician and S*geon. Will attend promptly 'to nil calls. / Office on Crafton Street, id rear of tho Moat farket, IVellsboro.—Jan. 1, 1871. A. M. inginau, M. D., ' 4.)19 on pa th il , t, Office at his Itcaidence vu the {contra.—Jae. 1, 1871, George Wagner, Tailor. Shop fast door north of Roberts & Hardware, Storo. Cutting, Fitting and Re p liring Bono promptly and we,II.—Jan.I,,ISTI, • . Petroleum House, Pa , tiro. CLosn, l!ropriet.4. A hir.v Ilotol conducted on tho principle of Itvo arid lot live, fur the accommodation Of, he public. Jac. IS7 1. Haiheirs ilotvl, ~.4 , 4 0 Cotpity, Pa. Ur)oll stal,llr.6 . alum' 'l3,lklnd au ratoutivo hostler always In attet, eu.. W. 11.1415511, Prop'r.--Jan. 1, 1:571 Hill's II otei, Borough, Tinge. Co , l'a. L. tl. ii Pc .p 4 tetor. A now and C0L91.130d1. , US bulldtne m.:1 1 .1 all the modern iuiprovetnent , . Within 1•v •Irt ye of the best httn:Ang arol I],bitg , r,o , lbs it: Northern Penn'a. Con e:,,ince, ferni:hetl Turins moderate.—Jon. 1, Ib7l Smith's. Butch Toga, Pa., E. M. Smith, Proprietor. 1lott.!•13 in ~;, , ud condition to accommodate thu traveling pahlio in a superior ruarmer.—Jan. 1, 1571. Varint , rs' Hotel. I.MoN KU F., Pro prjotor. bonze., fur nun ..aeuined by E. Fellows, la oondueted on t..ua per •nee principles. Evory aceoiumodauot• f.,r man and beast. Chargenroa9noaldo. ,laTuary I, 197 1 U)11011-11010. iforn, PropriMiir,,Wellsboro, P&. iLt ltutiso is pleasantly losateA, and has all the 0911 VI3 niolcos for Irian and lieut Charges •iii,ler3to,--Jan 1, 1971-Iy. 11.011:,0 filld ,t)I and Nino A(.1.0,3 (A I .;i1.(1 for ;--4”ile. 111 i~ It NI L S I/ 1.,1 Spin Street, Wt.11:41110), Ltd recur the cent, tcry. tlltititot, at llto Well:tlittro font) dr) Jab Aiem PitOtogrAplit Callery. DN Alt A Molt iceuld re,peolfull.3 . ~.uhce te the 1,041,1 e of 14 ell,bore artgl ‘ik ttat hJ Its re-opened the room: , former 13, ._ ,, u[th,..fty 11. C. King, over Ea , tinan's 13,1 n.l IT'prpared to make ALL STYLES OF PICTU R Es 1 , 11 , N11 t tLc.,7t c:t11 and 13111rhine 1.0 Jan I , 1:371 11 New Tobacco store !, E vAp,cril,er h, tittud up Clio :;taro first d"...r ea,t rhotuto II arthni's dry g0,t1.4. Nturo, tht, (VOA A'S, gradc4 Fancy a»l i 17»non Wf)KING Vrll3 ACC 0, Mich ne Cut , and all kind, of P TH/?:1 CCU), PIPES, and Ihc ri,oi cesi Brand of GIG AR S. ,111 sr:o for yntlrzelre.,. JOHN W. PURSE!, 1 1',.11.1,,,r0, Jan 1, 1971-11. 1-14 )\V A 1(1) SANT TLl.ll.l' A 1 f) A Fz.; - sOcIATION, . F. , 1 it. , it. lo And eilie .4 Uri ity Num., ithlidch ri•i:.Al:' ON THE EN:01:s t.ll' 11. o'i,d ',CS lir rei It ion lu lit 111.111Mii nud euc: EI.L' r' I Tot the ted. ;vitt !leo. isi sealed' tip. slops, Addrosii, Ilow Alin A S'OCIATICN I MAI a , I , Viti-ty. Box I' P$ tladolpLi•l, Vu. TIOGA DRUG STORE ! 1 " BORDEN keeps 'constantly, on op, ba eh n e d : nie a p i ur( D 1 ) ,, .itirtusgs./danadn Oils, Nl Stationery, Yankee'ot ions ACC. PRKSCRIPTIONS CAREFULLY kouroumnri). Tioga, Jan. 1, 1871.-I.y Application for Charter. NOTICE ii is he eby given that the following application for charter of incorporation tits been filed In y office. and will ho present ed to the Court of Common Pleas of Tioga coun t), Monday, Jan. MO: . . Application of Samuel Baker, Isaac Spencer Thos. Scision and others, for the "First Metho dist Episcopal Church, of Maple Ridge. J, 1. DO,NALDSON, Paoth'y. Leo. 14,1879.-3wA • \ , THE OLD' If . • PENNBYLVAN/A HOU.SEJ, . LATELY known as the Townsend Douse :all and for a time occupied by D. Th. Doll fa ' day, has been thoroughly ratted, repair ad and opened by DANIEL MONROE, who will be happy to accommodate the 01. friends of the bonze at very reasonable rates. . Jan 1,1871 y DANIEL MONROE. Tioga Jdagble WoOrs. g , d , grin undersigned arm , prepared to 413. cute all orders forlrorab Stoned and Menu. ments of either ITALIAN 6 . 11, RUTLANI . MARBLE, of thelatest 'style and approved workmanship and with dispatch. Ho keeps constantly on hand both kinds of Marble and will ho able to suit all who may,fai vor him with their orders, on as reasonablgteitat as can ho obtained in the country. FRANK ADAMS. • Tioga Jan. 1,18-T-Lztf, State Normal Schoo 1-11A0FIELD, SPRING TERM begins March 27, id'? For Catalogue or admission apply to • CHAS.II. VERRILL, I v ri m mansflow, Jah I 1871. , Prinripul. Fall & Winter f01,1,.141,ery AND FANCY 000DS MRS, SOFIELD - reFpectfully onneunces to the public that rho Teetii ing 'complete lock of I V' Fa.. • - 111 •S. Especi.d attention 11311 - 151o:a to I`.:r assortment of dorseis, and Ready Ma e White (400ds, • Also, Zephyr:3 1111:), 4erman tow n F Wools in ney'shade. Patterns in Zepliyr and everything porttating te'the trade, KID GLOVES of the best brand. • Hats, daps, ()ilets, Rihboiss, Flowers, , Laces, &c. The 112 cox k Gibbs l ßetving Or rent (y the week. , Mrs. A. J. SOFIELD, %011,31,t0re Oct . 1870, If Particular Notice. • ALI, person:, indebted to.us, by note or Lout, account, will find us at the ()flies of Sear 3 Derby fir the next ,tbirty days, whete we tAtalLsottle up.our old bithin'ess. All parties owing us, after the !hilly days ex pire, will find their accounts left with M F. El ' Hat, Esq., for inunediate e,.lteetik.n. ff'; & BAILEY. October 2d, 1870 tf • MITE subscriber would in the public , Om he has HI ageucy of a quantit:, of lOWA which be will :til In , r f—iv Lange for real or paisiinal pr..p. y, ou reasot,:ible terws• lle woul.l th:it 1.. ;11, (r.NII i (1- the. prep et ty ,11.1 ! and C,D utvhe it I br t .1 Vt - eSt gite caul el , owbero. For I.artieular,.. ir,yniic ot A.1;1,5 I I, •70 ly rri,q;a Co, l'a. Weil A. ('. k'N . N -‘. D- r, 1,( t.,e bircs ts.r.t tc Lmake Ih eoar.e of tIOLI dim ough at, I l' cuu 1 lound iu Elio litu i te.— CominLec.ng a, ah ti,.: prtuutry department, the pupil ?new. r ct et y 3 car's allettia work, be fore being athuitt6tl to the heNt higher. The best of teacher:, wfll be ctuployed in eiery dep.,rtineht. the most nitibled u,ithoth o f in ,tiee:,oti ttrt t, ato.l the hest ‘,l cal e (xer ,j, e d seheol null hut. mod. tdiers the-e advantage:. : Prir,cil.al 14 agraduaTe of the Poiehe,der New Intl:, a gentleman of large per,ence in tlo- he: t imnuuet,..l elmola of the ~ .ountry, nhe ha, ;peat two y enrs in Europe, and and Italian. Ile is in:trout in History; and tho 4.nmeogr4. instinc ijun i n 11t!/),r ti‘ the i , rit ,;( /1004. .ind ;. , tile I to that of the to • t n‘adernie, The Pivard i+c•etire in styli...Ali-in obit /I, un ;am by a lady eral -tiuetirol by the bust ni.titer , In (hi lelfifty," - n-trd It m.Las practi , cd in the ti tllci , •1 n and .Floret, , 0 11,.rTd pd., •.1.1 . l.i. ii,. , thit ..1 poptithr‘kct. t.' .•1• Idr as A 31)111,iel.1 r- ,;I Lc rt,ploted, lir.tl full n.ltrr 11 , 1 .I.•t,' h . r 4.1) 101;11 -- k i:4ll‘'‘ . .ll. h. W.lllslll ..1:1 1,,q,14 1111 . 04 ti it, "In I p.•r 14 Euglis.ll,iper = O.,SPL 4 )41 , 14t P.411/r, F,t rv ,t, op , nc , l ‘l.) I if , y , ~I I Int:1,1 or HATS; i (iN i 4 A W GOODS LACES, I; LoW E ES, IiIPAIONS, cOLLA 11' EL(2IEPS, n...i ti. iittis lilt h e •1.1.,••, I • toty an.leoir t tvt!t i . bc1(•.• foil:•t‘r ‘1,11. - • ;or , n p:.;, ;,1111 t.• rItaSP. CAI:OLIN!: ~, N • 1 7. 1` . .71) - NEW AI F 'l l M_ARKET , • „ TUN sub3eribir ha: iip.ni , (l a market for the of all in want of • R II AIEAT. C;.-h n ill he pail for pork, beef. mutton, i,epf cattle. lii,leF and :•lieep pelt: , ,. Fre-h thit ever:, Saturday. / 11E}ZEK IA II STO WE LL. JR. November 2, I.SiO tt 11. 11, BORDEN Boo7' AND SHOE ilfil KER S. :shop in Mozart Block formerly occupied by .1. 11. Rice as n Grocery pDOTS AND SHOES of all kinds made to 1/ , ordler and in the bolt manner. • RAPAIRING of all kinds donepromptlyand Well.. Give us :lean. ~.m.••••••••••••••••••www••••••m••••• 14IMMINIMMKOMPAMIN • ' , , ••=mar...a..,•••e•mmr.••••••...........• ..m............- ..................-........ • - . -., , . ... -'a ', - l'-• . . ~ '-. _ ‘, . , , „' , , ' • ' ' , f3.;:. - 7..tZ ;I ' l . ' l - '.... in i ' l z,!): "1 / 2 - t trXr: ' :"%t F_ , ''':: *. - . .ear ~..., . s`. ' • • . - - ' ,, ,. ' -----.. 7 ... ....... , ' - FIP7'.. ( .ti: 0 I ' i A .7'....1 . ., , + , i T -J. 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'..-•%/ J 1 (i.:;:ii , '. , ii If:: li , " : i f .. - ••!-., it 'IIW ";+, - -;1. _. , i . ~ ':‘ . •,,;,.! -;f ~ r :.. - - - _., --7- 1 . . . , . . . . . . ...---.--,-.......--.--------... ..._. ...__ " ' ' • ' t. VOL, XVII.I. lOWA 11A N D AGEN • ---- GRE AT 4 BA R'3.11 NS OFFEIi ED boro Union Graded SCHOOL. ` (.istADI.I) ;Pt,' 7 001, Nmv Millinery ! 1111,1,1NEIY (;)0011N, i- 'tell ar ,r, , • (; A \ P A ' 1 ,Ti` ),1:11 1: ( I ir.-•f Do , o' E I (16,2 r! "to ) HARKNE ' JOHN lIARKNEp REILEY, • \i'elleboroilan 1, IBTI 7 RAILWAY TIME TABLES. a i - jN and actor MONDAY, Dec. 6, 1870, Traini 1,1 will lofty °Corning, at the following houraorlz 5,45 A. M., NIGHT EXPRESS (Mondays excepted) for Buffalo, Dunkirk and the west. 6,06 A. 61., NIGHT EXPRESS daily, (6,16 A. M. for Rochester, Sundays excepted) fcr Buffalo, Dun, kirk, and the west. 6.00 A. M.," W4Y,FREIPUT 4 for „Roehoster, Sun. '. i days excepted( : ti 0 i 1,0;45 A. M., MAID TRAMSunda'ys axcepted foi, Y e : ;Buffalo and Dunkirk:,. 't it! 12,0.5 P. 61., WAY FREIGHT, Sundays excepted,foi lornellsvillo. i 2,00 A• M., BALTIMORE RXP.,•Sundays excepted', , or Radiate r and Buffalo, via Avon, 6,30 P. M., EMIGRANT TRAlN,dally, for the West; -7,35 F. M., DAY EXPRESS, Sundays excepted, (7,46 - P. 61., foe Rochester,) for Buffalo and the west) , *43 A.M„ EXPRESS MAIL, Sundays eicept ii; 4 - - ~sytor Buffalo, Dunkirk and tho west. • . istonfe EAST. i 12,13 A. M., NIGHT EXPRESS, Sunda excepted; connecting at New York with aft noon trains' and steamers for the New Engle d Cities. 1 4,45 A. M., CINCINNATI EXPR S, Mondays ex / , cepted, connectingAat,l§ew orsey with tratne ~•-• 4 , for Philaidaariftinoro nd tssAingtch.:.;.--- i' I .2;(1.7P. 61., ACCORMOISATT: -TRAIN, for'Elntlra, / Sunday, excepted. 11,28 A, M., DAY Pap ESS, Sundays excepted,' connecting at Jer ay City with midnight Ex-` press trait, for P ikidelphia. 12,15 P M., SUB Q ERANFA WAY, daily, 1 11,40 A:m., I I4;AY FREIGUT,Sundays excepted. : 4.30 P- M., I VISION .MAIL, Sundays excepted. ; 7.44 11. M.. lORTNING EYPRESS, daily, connect.! . ' tug a orsoy City wirb morning Express train wr altiraoro and Wasbtngton. , i " 11A0dAGE CHECKED THROUGH. -.:)• A revised and complete" Pocket Time Table"oC I - ~ , s onger Trains on the Erie Railway and connecting; Anes, itas recently boon publislied,and can be procur-i ad oil application to the Ticket Agent of the Company ' WIC It. BARR, L. D. RUCKER , fi on ' I Pass 44en t ~...,,, ~,„ on't Sup't . ~'.,,„ _ _f a 2,_•,_,______ , , , i3;*__Ll.._ ~ ,_.:',/,. f.',l •;"_,., , 4 7,-. .:01 , 3attbItTir &Cornitigj- , & Tfotra R. U TiAilis will run as follows until furt k of notice GOING NORTH FROM TIOGA. ' No. 2, 2 35. No. 4, 9,29. No. 6, 5,34. No. 8, 8,2 2. No. 10, 11 ,35. No. 12, 12,12. No. 14, 5,50. No. 16 6,20. No. 18, 11,12. GOING SOUTH FRO3I•TIOCIA. No. I, 0,28... No. ,3, 4,G5, No. 6, 0,01. No. 7, 1,16 Nbi 0, 10. No. 13, 10,18. No. 13, 1,42. I .11.SITATTIICK, Supt. • Northern Central R.R. • TRAINS FOIi,'PIP NOB/.E.' Tritinttfoi Canandagtila leave Elmira as follow e : Act:op:oil:0 ion at 7 12 p m Expreav [lastest train onroadj ...... 11 66 a m Mail .10 30'p m Accommodation 0 16 p m On and after Dec. 6, 1870, trains will arrive and thwart from Wroy, at fp)tows; • LEAVE NORTHWARD. 021 p. m.—Daily (except Sundays) for Elmira anti If tora tom. Erie Railway from Elmira. , ' 10 14 a. m.—Dally(iMicept SmiclayB) for Elinira,Buffa lo, Canandaigua., Rochester, Snap .Drulgo and the eft liathlS. 955 A. in.—Daily(except Sundays) for Baltimore, \Vat Idngton 7 97 P. m.—Daily (except Sundayty) for Baltimore, Wa . shington and Philadolphin ALFRED R. 'ISM:. Gen'l Sup t ilarrMirg, A TIVal and epart pre of Stages. T IM Stages running over 9 the different routes from • • /t X c j o_.- 44. Welisboro, will depart and -. , i.,...--1"....j-5'",,,,,' 141 , arrive as follows from the -4":7 -411 '- 11 -`!•"' -"''• -,- 19ollsboro Post Office: .IVELL , Boico & 'lloo&.—Depart 5 & 10, it. m., orrice 134 , • nod 7 o'clock p. w. 11 , i:14.5130t: o & MANsrELD.7-Depart 8 . 7 t. in., ut tiro d p. m IV n LLStiOno CoVPERRPOIIT. I -:nel):14fon, & Thur. 2p. m. arriVe Mqndity &Thnradny 012 m. wEttsn6Ro &JLRSZYSIIORE.Z-Depart Mon.' Thur. a A in nrrive.Tuesdayb Fri-15 p.m rtt,i.orm & Sio:sr Imm-1/p. Tuts: &- Friday at S p. in., arr. Tami. & Friday at 12 m. A G 00D dairy farm in Tioga township, Ti _Lth u-a county, Pa., about 24 miles west of the Borough of Tioga. about 100 acres improved, and 40 unimproved. Has on it three barns, three duelling houses, an apple and peach orch ard, and other fruit trees. Terms easy. /V i so ad joining on Thu west, a farm and timber lands from 40 to 200 acres as desired, with 80 acres improved, with a good barn, a good house and apple orchard. Good for a dairying farm. Jan 1, 1371-11. .C. IL SEYMOUR, Tioga, Pa. JEWELRY STORE WEL,L,SI3 ORO, PA. AMERICAN WATCHES, 4JulO OR SILVER CLOCKS, JEWEL Its', t; OLD CUAINS, KEYS, RINGS, PIN:':, PENCILS, CASES, GOLD d sTEEI, PENS, THIMW_,ES, SF:WINE MAIMINESI With west r_thor articles usually kept in such ttill OMR t, which la eold low for it ( ()ri', Repairingdono neatly, tod promptly, and on bort 'NoTter:. itibitary 1, IS7I-y .HAIINESS SHOVI 7 4/1 NAVLE, would say to his. friend 13f a that his Harness Shop is now in full blast ant that he is pr cared to furnishzheavy or ligh ilinasrLetemaakes, :Lori notice, in a good and substantial scan ner, at prices that can't fail to suit, The Lest workmen aro employed, and none bn the heq cote: ial used. Call and see. :lap 1 1871 i NAVLE.- New. Tannery. - rim E ndoisivied has fitted.up the old Fotm- I dry building, near the Brewery, Wellaboro, and is now propared'to turn out Ino calf, kip, cowhide:, and harnessleather in the best man ner. Bides tanned on shares. Cash paid for i MARTIAL A. DURIF. Wellsbore, Jan. 1, 1671 • WaLSBORO AND MAN SFELii STAGE LINE. TILE ndersikned; proprs ,or of Oii.o.r.ise- 4 this line takes this method of in forming the public that the above Stag runs daily (Sundays excepted,) between the two pla ces as follows: Leaves Wellsboro at 8 a, m., and arrive at Mansfield a = t 10 30 a. at. Leaves Mansfield at:2.80 p. rll., andar ; ivtpat Wellsboro at sp. m: pg*Tare $l,OO. • • • /an 11311—tf W. B. VA :HORN. t~p;~l)~ ~ ~ h. ERIE RAILWAY. GOING WEST LEAVE SOUTHWARD F,D.S.YOUNG ' Gert'lPaes.Agq, Baltimore,Md For Sale or Rent. ANDREW FOLEIrp who ban long been estab lished in the Jewelry husi• nose in Wellsboro, has al ways on snlo, various kinds and prices of r . IPOON RAZOR'S, PI,A- TED WARE, Sc,, &c, &c C A S IC .t. , sirlOGA, COUNTY, lANUARYi -4, 1871. cplumß. THE t SEEIc II EIDEES >SON6}, • '•1; • • 0 swift_ we, go o'er tho:fleeey anew, 3. When inoonboaing sparkle round; ' When hoofs keep time to muoicea chime, • Aa merrily.on wo haunt'. On a winter's night, w,hian hearth are light And health is on tho' Wind, We 160tiottto rein, anti streep the plain, 1 , . And lea • o onr cares he)ii44. ; _ - With ape/ tad t aone,,lTTa glide alOns- the fleeting eriti;' - ' ' l lth friends beside, how swift wo ride , On the etinilinctraek below, r. 1 0 t; the , raging tea haeijoy for me, i,',lV..ben , gale and tempests roar; • ,1 —,; —; .• But gii , e'ine thispeed9i etegdi, And lii ask foi the ttaiea no More i -M f " TOSE E 0 775•• +AI rat J ••.E •;•:• • s i 'DEBT: ' • ado' .a 417.4%, AOccy.diO. ,' , ~ i, , ,;-• ,„ , Near the Close the' last ;ignitor'', a knight Of' the etietirs and thilnide, who exercised his avocation in Phiiiitterphla, Was - Imposednponlitaniiiireil scoun drel, - wile - ,contri , ied• l tei- gtk - a suit of clothes in :e_redi4 titaVafte*lii'd eloped NYi.04at:1)0 1 .0:8100441M; - Jlie Quaker WO taco - PoOr to leiii thaileht,'- : 'hill, ifike tea niany othert3 of iiis cloth, 43 had apparently no other :alternativii: •The acgclutit: Was: placed &nib's books, 40d soon forgotten. : ~.,.: i 1 - p : , i-: t;:-.i Some years•: afteitvardi lie waCeirsitn ining hie old yeeords Of :ileht and Credit, pro - fit arid less, when4iferittentien Was attracted to, thisi ticeemit,',atid ail hie eirepinsfandes: attending it came fresh to his ; SuddenlyArtimiti thought suggested itself loilm.=! ::' -,, •.--,' iTi " I'll try an expftrinieriy' litisthe_ 'to himself; ".perhaps c - , ti tna t y , `Audeedln catching this regtteand gitittaiOnY pay:! :He immediately;repared an 'over. tisement, instiliePinceas:follo;..is i 'which he inderted e c in the :Lrh'i, tadslAia Ga,i. -.• "If 1 -,--!---- C:,-,-: -;17140,was in Phi ladelphia ahotit the ,nientlitof-,---;iii the year1.79..5,.wi11-Sena :hill- address to 'the editor of this paper, he will hear of something to, his advantage. Printers •in neighboring States are requsted to copy. 7 Tholatter clause 'was inserted froth a vague suspicion that the rogue - ad ta ken up his abode in New' York. 'Hav ing instructed thikeditbr not. to : , iselose f. :l 'his name to therogue if he shottld call, but to request thelafter toleave his-ad dress, the quaker PatientlyaWalted the result of his experiment. ,'ln a short time he was inforMed by/ a note from the prinierjhatille inclividuataMtided to lu the advertiaemeht, having arrived from New York, might he found at a given place in the city., The tailor loft no time in preparing a transcript of his Recount, not forgetting td charge inte rest from the time the debt was eoxitrae-, ted. •Taking .4 coimiabre/wlth r • him' %..:,... p_...... - 10J;ssa.1 z.rtnext,...-. ...."-." -4.4- Zn" occasion, he soon arrived at the door of the lo,dgings of the swindler. The Quaker now rag the b ell, • and when the servant appeared, requested him to inform the gen \leman Of whom lie was hi search, that friend 4 wished to speak with him at th door. The man obey ed the summons, and seen the debtor and the creditor were looking each oth ; er in the face. "How does thou do ? 1, kindly inqui red the Quaker. " Perhaps thou does not know to " I believe I have not the honor of your acquaintance,"politely answered our hero. " Dost thou remember purchasing a suitof.clothes several years ago of a poor tailor, and forgetting to pay for them ?"' asked the Quaker. " Oh, no," said the gentleman, blush ing slightly ; " you must be mistaktn in the person. It cannot be me that you wish to find." " Ah ! John, I knowthee very well. Thou art the man wish to see. Thou halt ou at this very mot ent the waist coat I made for thee. 'Thou must ac knowledge it was of good stuffand well made, or it could not have lasted thee so long." " Oh, yes," said the 'gentleman, ap pearing - suddenly to recollect himself. " do remember now the circumstances to which you allude. - Yes,. yes, I had intended to call and settle that little bill before .leaving; Philadelphia, and you may depend on nay doing so. I have come her ‘ to take -possession of a large amount 'of property which has fallen to me by-will. pee here is.the, advertisement which apprised me of my good fortune." Here he handed to the Quaker a New York paper coutaining t ( a copy of the ru advertieeent , theltis . ry of which we !gave given above. The Quaker looked at it with perfect gravity, and contin ued : yes, I see you are in Juck Walls my demand is A Prnfa :'prie, I think 1. must insist on payme i nt before - thou contest into possession of thy large es tate." The proper signalhere 'brought the constable into tlie . presence of the par ' ties. The swindler was 'particularly astonished at' the appearance' of this functionary, who immediately began to execute his part of the drama. " What !" exclaimed the rogue, in an ; angry tone, ' , I you I surely sued me?" i• A. FOLEY. . "Yes, J. hUve;'replie,d. tife'Quaker ; " and you should be thankful that. no= thiog worse has happened to " " Come into the house,'!' said the debtor, findintr, himself fairly caught ; "come in and 'I pay you, If I must." • The three went into the 'houie toge ther, and the slippery gentleman hav ing ascertained the amount of the bill, paid it in full. The tailor having sign ed the rec'elrit, placed it in the bands of the late debtor, with feelings such as maY be readily imagined. The swin dler took it, and for the, first time glan ced at the various items* whichit.nras composed. ',ZS. 'Aolhing: till he came to the last charge which was, for advertiginil," when 11,:; bioke forth : , " Hello! what's 'this? ' For adverti sing That's an odd- charge in a tai lor's bill. You are cheating me 1", -- " Oh, no," coolly replied the Qua ker, ." that is all right. I have charged you th 44 cost.' of= publiShing the, adver tisenient yßirjusf;.sbewed me." Here thei Swindler uttered a horrid to tell he exclidined; qiCV - 3toqi dean to tell me that you caused the pubs ea Wm of that advertliemeut F;F.LDS. " Truly I did,' , replied the Quaker, with most pros! , king coolness. 1 " Then you t; I a lie in it," quickly retorted, the rgae. " Convince. pie of that," said the Ctuaker;""and hou wilt find me ready to confess the f nit." ould hear something : _if I Would come here." Waken," • immediately uaker ; " I only prom ould hear something nd is it not to the ad- " You said I to my tidianta "Thott art' /esponded the ised that you to advantage, vantage.of aj. old dobtVt, "Ifletab the MW Udler, deepest r a ge, iidisig 4fs vii r ou In the street x ”,aeld Ith an oath, an4,iu the I'll give you such a cow not leave a breath in your body." '.' _ "Nonsenseinow," , said the Quaker, "if thou restiy intendest to do iany thing of that'sort, we had better step out into the 404 yard and finish, the business at o ce.n , = The iogne as eeihriletely non-plUFS ed,by the, codness of the ~Quaker, and stood speeel*as and almost petrified. " Now," *id the Quaker, good-na turedly, "le me give • thee ,a pieee ,of advice., Wi 3 / 4 an next thou haiiteceasion. to get a newautt of olethes, thou hadst better not #tempt to Omit the poor o i tailor, but y him,honestly, for..then wall thy science 'not . disturb thee, and thy ele __will bpsweet and refresh ing. FareVell." . , - Now York World.] 14 HE AMEUCAN FONT4INBLE6.U. "Twelve Thoand Acres of Land Stook . ed with Game-Splendid Shooting within a frundred Miles of N. , • The Amirican buSiness : Man,. as . a rule, can give but little time to field sports, awl when he _ can steal a feW hoursfroltfib tread-mill of his daily toil, is - co pelted to seek his outdoor pleasures 'Rhin a short distance of the ,iv. city. Re ular sportsmen and gentle men of el ant leisure can, of course, look for n ble game on the great plains of the far i est,.or in the fastnesses of the motuitain ranges; but there are • thousandS of others who have as strong ,w.love.for the exciting ventures of the Chase, wbOse - business and families an chor them within, at the most, a week's time of the great metropolis. A visit lever( to the North Woods, where game, by the way, is not tie plenty as - in for mer yefirs, is attended with great ex pense aid discomfort; and a man who has butfa week to devote to shooting, no sooner reaches the ground and gets fairly to work, than he is obliged to pack up his traps and start for home. Recognizing the want of nearer spor .ting grounds. two gentlemen of this city a year ago conceived the idea of , providing a grand park or inclosure within a reasonable distance of New York, and where game might, be bred and protected as it is in Europe in the grand forests there. . • Great difficulty was experienced in findinga sufficiently large tract of land , - r. 1 i rwhere near New York that con nutted tue 'necessary requisites; 1)1 , 1 at last a spot - NY/4z' " , ... ,, i nerfectly suited to the purpose in Pike connty, in the extreme northeastern portion of the State of Peunsyivania. To add to the advantages and attractions of the coun try, _deer were already found in the woods in great numbers, and wood cock, ruffed grouse and wild pigeons were met with at every turn. The streams were already stocked . with splendid trout, and the trot seemed really a sportsman's paradyise ; being distant from the city of New', York only four and a half hours by the Ririe rail road. ' - About 12,000 acres of land were pur chased, and in such a form as to include all the finest of the lakes, the moun tainous country, and the best of the streams. It was at ones decided to form a club of the gentlemen of New York fond of sporting, for the purpose of improving, stocking and euclosing' the tract, and an association : was organ ized, called the Blooming Grove Park Associlation. .. ' The animals now found upon the lands, include the black bear, wild cat, otter, mink, fox, opossum and deer, to gether with several varieties of game birds, which embrace, the" woodeok, ruffed grouse, quail, duck and pigeon. The lakes, eight in number, are already well stocked with fish of different kinds, and in the larger sheet of water, which is nearly threeyailes in eircumfereppe, a large number of black bass have been placed. Pisatorial works have been ; established, rom which trout and other fish can be bed by millions, and turned into the la es and streams, keeping them always well stocked. The differ ent varieties of game will be bred in large numbers, in enclosures adapted to the purpose, and the young, as. soon as they are able• to , take care of them selyes, will be turned into the main part. ' - it the Intentionof the association to erect a large and commodious hotel In one corner of the tract next, season, for the exclusive use of the members and their families, the presence of the ladies being expected and specially provided for. It is particularly desired that the ladies should take part even in the field sports should they desire. Here will be an asylum where the enervated belles of N. York can spend a season, and in the sports of the 'field, regain ten years of youth, as capital' for future campaigns at Saratoga and Long Branh. There is no reason why a lady she ld not learn to cast a fly and ic ensnare th wily trout as skillfully as the most epert male angler, and with a light rifle they would soon learn to enjoy a wait upon a run-way, fora final crank at the spotted deer. No more sensible, healthful, or rational enjoy ment could be propoSed than a month's outdoorsport in a locality so well stoph ed With game ;. and it, is to be hoped that such a pastime may• find favor in the future with people who usually spend their summer vacation idly ma king a tour of the watering places and fashionable resorts, and from which they generally - return to town more weary and' langn id than at the outset. Last week two gentlemen visited the hunting grounds, and -met with the most flattering ,success. On the fipat' day, three 'magnificent, bucks were brought down, and on the second day another was captured, together with - a large; number of :ruffed grouse, wood ck and cinall,;the gentlemen return -4E43'4' to,VA9Ferjoyed with the sumo of their forty-eight hours' shooting.— The:largeot buck' Tlllebvd Destly 890 • I tailor to collect an pounds before being dresse , d. The oth ers weighed over 200yonnds each [Frani the Cincinnati Comnierolal.) CHICAGO REAL ESTATE. ITS ROMANTIC ASPECT AS SEEN BY DoNN PiArr. In the sudden rise to fortune that comes of unexpected Value in corner lots, many a romance unwinds itself, ' that in the bands of an expert play writer or novelist' would make some- : thing worth hearing or reading. The rich who used to come In at the right moment. from India, now tibia up from,Chicago, and in a flue suit of broadcloth, and under a silk stovepipi, with no end of gold chain festooned from his vest, says, "Bless you, my children,"" to low music[and a slow cur= It seems that there was a poor cooper livingvithin two miles of the court house, who owned a patch of land that was abouV as •barren; Worthless and -miserable in its low, sandy, .and wet 1 condition as any bit of'real estate in; the • distant Swamp.' But the coo Per, whose Wife had shaken herself' out of this wet location in our !tale of tear% had a dabghter that was as fair to look upon as his land was miserable. She was bare legged and ragged, but the lege were wonderfully perfect, the graceful figure and'SWeet 'face appear ing , more attractive from their urka dornikd condition. ' : Ono fine 'Morning the, old_ cooper Wakened t 4 the unhappy fad` that hie only and' had been seduced by the son of a wealthy man, and the Maker of hoops and staves drove his head-adze into his wooden horse, and swore to be avenged. He 'claimed that his dauglv. ter bad been married through a mock marriage, and he sought by laW to force ,the scoundrel to marry the victim.— But having no money, he was only laughed at, although he got together some rather ugly-looking papers to sustain his assertions. He tried to sell his pwamp, and although property in real estate was then • looking up, no one would give him $5 an acre for his ground. To the poverty that came of his neglected work the poor old crea ture of bungholes at last succumed, dying of a broken heart and too much bad whisky. After his death, the girl, with her illegitimate child, disappeared from the sight of society, high and low, in Chicago. _ In the meantime the wonderful town spread and improved. It grew to gigan tic proportions, and soon the poor departed cooper's tract became to be de sirable. Longing, speculate eyes were turned upon it but no one was about to sell, or even lease. At last a full stomached, bald-headed gentleman pos sessed himself of all the tax titles and went on boldly to fill up and improve. Over the waste sandy tract of the de parted maker of whisky barrels/ QllO of the most substantial blocks presented a ':s large fortune. • Some fourteen years passed in this way, after the disappearance of the poor, ruined girl, when ono morning /me mIl-stomached, bald headed 'specu lator was calk'upon by a matronly looking femal , accompanied by a bkau t/1 tifill girl of si teen, and this rwiTiApan claimed to bee daughter or the coop er, and quiet y asked a restitution of her father's pr perty. Old Bald s not taken aback. He N I was preparedi for this, and not only claimed the property under his tax titles, but upon a ground that co uld not have originated id any place Ilia Chi cago. He claimed to be the .usband of the poor woman and • the t i ther of the child. He asserted that the mar riage was no fraud, but a real Marriage, and he was as tender and sentimental in this as he was firm in the de nee of what he called his legal right . And .. now began an odd contest. he wo man was as eager to proio t c cere mony a fraud as she had one been anxious to sustain its validity, while her seducer in like manner passed from one side to the other. It wis eventually compromised by securing the property to the child after the death of the fath er and a handsome alloWance to the quasi wife. I have given the facts as they were, given to me, but in the hands of an adroit quill driver I maintain that there is a good foundation for a comedy or novel as any in the. Ledger or Mer cury. , INTERESTING LOVE LETTER.—The following; read every line, contains a rejection ; read every other line, is an oiler : . The great love I have hitherto ex pressed for you is gone, and I feel my Indifference towards you Increasing every day. The more I see you, the more you appear int my eyes, the object. of contempt. I find myself every day disposed and determined to dislike you. Believe me, I have no inclination to nceituvr upon you my baud. Our last conversation left a tedious insipidity ; and, by no means, gave me the most exalted idea of your character. Your temper would make me extremely NV efun happy, and if we e united, I should experience nothing ut the censure of my parents, added to an everlasting displeasure on being with you I have, indeed, a heart to bestow, but do not wish you to imagine it is at our t,ser vice. I coo d not giye it to one more inconsisten and capricious than your self, and le s deserving the honor of `my choice ~ ud 'devotion, less worthy the admiration of my friends, and the respect of my family. Situ RAD HIM.—It won't do to play tricks on some women. A man named Hotchkiss, in diew,ark, thought he'd have some fun in scaring his wife, by dropping loose brick, down the chhn ney into the fire place in her room. iSo he crept softly out of bed, with no thing on 'but his night,shirt, sneak ed up Stairs and got out on the roof.— He dropped nineteen bricks down, 'the chimney, each with a vigorous slam; but his wife never screamed a solitary time. So Mr. Hotchkiss gave it up, and thought he would go down stairs; but Mrs. Hotchkiss had.her head out of the trap door, watching him all the time, and when he had finished, she 'shiutup the trap and fastened it on the inside. It may be as well to stater - that Mr. .gotclikiss spent 'the ,rest of the night sitting on the roof, with his trail ing garments of the nightsfluttering in the clvening, breeze;. singing, "im so lonely to-night." Mrs: trends inti mated to her confiding frenda that she thoight ehe " bad rdm.” Thrilling Incident. An incident occurred during a Ma sonic excursion on the Mississippi, which cool and chivalrous Knight Tem plarship alone caved from proving fa tally disastrous. One of the excursion-. ists tells the story ta mla It was a magUificent sight to see - Our immense boat, accompani e d by the La dy Gay and the Belle of Axton, their decks crowded with fair ladi tq an d Knight Templars, bands of music, di a . tinguished citizens and invited guests; as they steamed up the Mississippi, then down to the Jefferson. barracks, where we all went on shore to spend a pleasant hour, after which we again went on board and steamed merrily up the river. I was • standing near the captain.— The Commander of the Temp Jars came and leaned wearily on the capstan. I turned to Reuben Milton and whisper ed in his ear these words " That man was born to command." He had the form of a Hercules, the head of an A pollo, and the eye of an eagle, and, as circumstances afterwards demonstra ted, the heart clf a lion. Although not so very large, #e appeared larger than he really waste was full and athlet ic, and still every proportion was a symmetry and every movement a grace. While he was still leaning silently, on the capstan, and while I was yet, analyzing his fine countenance, the captain of the steamer, with pale lips and blanched cheeks, approaehed the young Templar and in a low and trem bling Voice'saidi: • " Great God; Or, we are sinking. • We are snagged, in the • bottom, and no thing can save Us "How/long can you keep her afloat ?" carelessly ifiquitd the young Templar. " She may go own in live minutes ; she cannot keep afloat more than •111-- teen,y replied the captain. , " Do not make your situation known to any one except your crew, or we will have a panic, and then all will be lost,. Signal the Lady Gay to lay to ; none will notice or uuderstand the signal of distress. Get your crew and hands rea dy to move; I will manage the rest." " Blow, Warder, blow l" said the young Templar, speaking to his ensign, who stood near him, at the same time leaping upotr the capstan. Every olie was Startled by a %rill blast froth I the warder's trumpet.. A hundred Templars' swords leaped from their - seabbards at the blast.' "Attention ! Sir Knights,? . ? shouted the young Commander. "The next ceremony in the programme, is for the Sir Knights, ladies and gentlemen on this boat to make a visit to our friends on board the Lady Gay. As thesteam ers are rapidly approaching each other, and cannot' be kept but 'a minute or two together, this movement must be a rapid one. You will form in procession at once, and as the boats come together pass lover the gangway. and under arch 'of steel, to the lower deck of the Lady Gay. Forward, Sir Knights, to the 1 gangway. Music in frOnt. The band will play Ihe 'Knight Templars' Quickstep.' " , In obedience to these oiders, the Knights formed a• double line to the gangway, facing around, with swords crossed above the heads of those form ing.9lo. procession. In less than eight minutes the whole precious cargo of human life had passed from the Mississippi to the Lady Gay, even to the colored cosh, except the two tiles of Templars, when the young com mander said : " From the rear right and left, in ward wheel. March I" And, Sling Inward, the Tefnplars rapidly passed over the gangway 'to the Lady Gay, the young Commander being the last to leave. One minute more, and the Mis sissippi steamer sank to the bottom. The Curse of Divorce. • . Ilusba4 and wife, for some twenty years, lived Mr. and Mrs. Lewis Bar rows; children born to them, and• un der their protecting care, grew up ; Lou ise, to the age of 17; Inez, to the age of 16 ; Eliza, to the more tender age of 9. , For a long time, for what we or the dull world knew to the contrary, the union was happiness—the household, peace. Latterly, however, things went awry ; and after a series of connubial 1 0, infelicities, t e origin or duration of which we kno not, resulted in a di vorce being g anted the wife, by the district court of May last. - Without discussing the causes , bearings, or mo ral deflections of this case, suffice it to say, certain prOpe4y belonging to the family homestead was adjudged to the wife, and the care and protection of the children to the husba.nd. Possession of the children had not been obtaineld by him at the opening of the Novem ber term of the same court this week. Yesterday Judge Richman issued a 1 mandato requiring the mother to deliv er up the children, their clothing, their books, &c., to the father, without hin e„,,, dranc -, nd place it in the hands of the Sheriir. Deputy Field, the father, and one or t o others, went to 'the family residen e last evening about 4 o'clock and ma e the pleasant demand. The , object o the mission was explained.— The mrer, dumb-stricken wi!la of the law, smothered• her deep glan guish, a d yielding to the ,supr m c e\ a breaking heart; theArau li ters, refusing to be taken from t c he s ternal bosom; gave vent to the• wildest and most passionate grief, protesting their abhorrence of the proceedings.— But law,,which sees no tears and heeds no agoniZing cries, must be vindicated. The officer, sad at heart, performed his _duty ; the ties of human life andnaa ternal communion were snapped; mo ther and daughters,agonized beyond the Tower of pen te depict, were separated ; the latter takenaway, perhaps, forever. The youngest was not to be found. The father and the two eldest left ',,the city last night by boat; the daughters, un willing prisoners, bowed down' with blighting grief, to go among strangers, out into the world.—crod.knows where 1 It may have been for the best. The bearings of the case we know 'not; but what a clismal, soul-sickening, hearti rending picture in social life it is. Map. riage vows, :solemnized before God; years of happiness; ,pledges of affec tion, ; ripening daughters ; false Steps, perhaps ; dissensions, criminations, the law'conrts, husband lost to ,the.wife, wife lost to the husband, ehildreil tarn from the inaterna presenc; SEtparaf thin, hatred, curses, and beyond all that, and more like that—what P—Dav s+re Dammed. . ._ . & Book Job Printing House,. ;" • . . Is Well supplied with Presses and Types to ozc cute aul kinds of Job Work with Atatliell and dispatch. •- I , Largo additions of all tho into styles• of typo have been o.dded to this departtnent. ... NO. 1. Lboation—Smlth & Bowen's Etiock,_2d Floor. "Cousin Lucy," said Minnie May, "I do wish I could be in your class." "Why, Minnie, you have a very dear teacher. I am surprised that you would want to leave her even for me." "My teacher never talks to us)" said Minnie, lifting her eyes to her cbuein's sweetface, "She hears our lessons and explains to us what they mean, 4 but it, seems as if it were all about somebody very far away, and, we didn't have anything to do c'ith it. Then she uses_ 'auch big wor4. Lena Phelps says slues me she /Picks them out of the ditmoriary on purpose to puzzle us.'t "I'm really afraid,.dear, that you and Lena are naughty girls, and don't try to understand Miss Paul. But tell me what your idea of talking, is ?" "Why—why--4I can hardly explain, cousin, \but your girls all, get close around you when you begin, and they keep pressing nearer and nearer, an sometimes they laugh, and sometimes they cry, and you keep telling them so sweetly aboqt Jesus. 'Miss Paul is like a marble statute," said Minnie, getting confused and uselbg the wrong' word. "statue, you mean, little Minnie. Well, I can tell you two things you might do. Next Sunday, suppose you all talk to your teacher, not about her self, but about the dear Saviour, and in the meantime you might all pray as earnestly as possible that. God may bring a change into your glass, And, Minnie, if he don't Ige e zn. to hear you right away, keep on praying." Minnie's observation set me to think ing after she and Lucy were gene. I remember having heard of a teacher who used to draw a long breath when her daily school duties were over, say ing; "Now I can let myself down," implying that she had been painfully standing on a pedestal all day. This is the way, alas! with some really con scientious teachers iu the Sunday. school. They never let' themselves `down. They explain, they lecture, they dictate, but they never talk. And the. hungry spirits,. above them go home faint for lack of food. For bread, the teacher has given them a stone.—Sun -day-School Times. I rememeber thapparent painful condition of a soldier whose right leg was draWn up at an , angle from the knee—the result of rheumatism, he in sisted. He was known-tOe a skulker, and several ' surgeons hlexamined the limb and fpund no appea ance of con traction ofl the muscles ii but all their efforts to put it into shape were useless. Some of them becoming convinced by the stubbdruness of the member, in sisted that[lt could not be fixed, and advised the man's discharge. "I understand perfectly well the na ture of your difficulty, my man," said the doctor. "It is a species of sciatica, and I can cure it by cauterization.',' "What's that," the victim asked in distrustful wonder. "Cauterization ? I Oh l , that'S- merely burning albiister from the hip to the heel with a s , iihiteihot - iron. It's sure to cure. Gaon that table." . "I don't want to," the shirk stam mered, his face turning whiter than the doctor's irons and his teeth chat tering, "You bilail;t: it won't do me a bit of good." "Mount that table, of I'll have you tied to IL" was the stern command ;, and the poor wretch' obeyed with groans, not yet quite certain that this extreme was really to lie resorted to. "Strip off that -leg! hitewaru, bring in those irons !" They came hisSitig iiot from the fire, • and the miserable4reton on the table shrieked : "Doctor; Do tor! you ain't a going to burn me with those things, be you ?" "I am that—from hi to heel," re plied the doctor, coolly, taking one of the ugly instruments in his ilartd au approaching the table. "You shan't do it! Let go; my legs' well, I tell you!" the man. screamed ;, and tearing away from those who • held him he jumped nimbly to the floor and ran out of the hospital with two as straight legs as there were in the army. He !returned to duty the next day, and waS l effeetually cured of- his malinger ing propeneltiel4.—Lippidootto !Maga !' JOLY ELOPEMENT.—The wife of a farmer residing near Buffalo recently, became so much enamored of a cow , doctor, who went to attend to her hus- i , . baud's cattle, that she proposed to elope with him to a distant State. He in fornied the husband about the matter, and,'very much to his surprise, the lat ter told him to gratify her little whim. It was 'then arranged that he should meet her ,n the outskirts of the farm, on Mond y last. ' In the mean time the- 7 . husband >ersuaded him to exchange! clothes„ d' when the time arrived for' the elelpe ent, ho (the husband) wati promptly ou hand. In the darkness she nits ktim for her lover, and the "jpke" was not discovered until their arrival at onv °t r ite Buffald hotels.— The cow \doctor Was on hand with his own wife, and betW&u the four of them they managed to dO jt stice to an excel lent ,supper and make away with seve ral bottles of wino . I +pements were i usually to have such jolly termina4 tion, the divorce marke would soon be obliged to close from la k of business. —Exchange. t When you rise in the morning, form a resolution to make the day a happy one to some fellow creature. It is easi ly done : a left-off garment to the man who needs it; a kind word to the sor rowful; au encouraging expression to the striving ; trifles, in themselves light as air will do it, at least for the twenty four hours ; and if you are young, de pend upon it, it will tell when you are old`:—rest assured it Will send you gent ly and happily down the stream of hu man time to eternity. By the same simple arithmetic, look at the result: You send one, person, only one, happily through the day— that is three hundred and sixty-five in the -course of a year; and supposl4 you live forty years only, after you commence that course of m•dicine, You have made 3.4,000 4umein be ngs happy, at last for a time.—Sidney mieh. i!DoEs Protection Pro l te4?" asks a ivdidy.Revenue Reforu►er in the free trade isTOori. The Cineinnatiphroniett suggests for his next theme,' "Does gravitation gravitate7_ and thinks , ku is just the man to 'prove—to his owr ,satisfsetion-Lthat Sir Isaao• Newtot was a Inin2bug.—Press The Atti:*atoit- Come Down. 'Clone. A Skulking Soldier 'Cured.