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' . . , , - - • •., . „ - , • . . _ _ --........-.... -..-........-..- __ __ voLtivri Tiff TIOGA COUNTY AGITATOR 15 PIIBLISI.IED ETEttY 'WEDNESDAY MORNING LIT VAN GELDER & MITCHELL. I JR°. J. kptchell. P. C. Van Gelder. OF SUBSCRIPTION INVARIABLY IN AD AYES. i u b!cription,(per year) q . .. RATES OE ADVERTISING. 4 TEN LINKS OP ADNION Oli LEB3, SUBS ONE SQO4IIE. E *rs.... I lln. I Bins I 4 Ins Infos I °MOB IYr Square , I $ l , OO $ 2 .0,0 Iso 0 1 $ 'S.,n Is 0' equares,.. I 2,00 I 8,00 I 4,00 I 8,,00 1_12,00 I 18,00 11111' 5,C7! — ) I ia,oo 30,00iiso-roo I= . air- Special Notices 15 cents per line; Editorial or 2.0 cents per line. / Transient ativeatising Ever be paid ror in advance. wJestice Blanka,'Constable Blanks, Deeds, itig. ale at Notes, Marriage Certificates, &c.,on haki, BUSINESS CARDS. l'aiii Gelder & Mitchell, Book, Plain and Fancy Job Printers. All work promptly an te d neatly execated. T —Jan.'l, 1870. • William A. Stone; Attorney and Counselor at Law, first door above Converse do Osgood's store, on Main street. W ellsboro, June 22, y I . • Smith &Meriikk, Attorneys .b Counselors at Law. Insurance, 13.)utity an I Pension Ageney, Office on Alain Streot, Wellsboro Pa, opposite Union Block. . Jan. 1.•1870. W. 11. SMITH. GEO. W. MERRICK. • Seeley, Coates & Co. • BANKERS, Knoxville, Tioga, County") Pa.— Receive money on deposit, discount notes,' and sell gaffe on Now York City. Collect ions pro4ptly made.—Deo. 15, 1869-let Jno. W. Adar l knorn s e - y arid - Connselor at Law, Mansfield, Tioga eounty, Pa. Collections iroinptly attended to. Jan. 1, 1870. I - . Jno. I. : Attorney and Counselor at It , a - v, Claim, and In ,orance Agent. Offlee ove kreser Drug Store, adjoining Agitator Office, WAlsboro, Pa. ta. I, 1870. f, Wilson 1 & Niles, md.orneys and Counseldrs tit Law. %VIII attend I;rowptly to business l cntrusted to their edio in ike counties of TioAa and Potter. °dice on \ he Avenue. Jan. I; .1870. :3. V. VitLsoN.] --Nkjiqui W. (4nernsoy curuay emit o 4 :14elor. at Law. All busineas entru'ited to hituilbo prompt attended to, inrice 2d dootsoutli f .11,tzlett'a Hotel, Tiog,a, 11044 k.'ounty, 1, MO _ . Smith, -so. Pc,,zion, ,unty Insurance Agent. COW, unwatione Pen i t to the ahova addrese will re ecive prompt a - au:mama. • Terms moderate, Pa..-. Jan. 1, IS7O. Seymour A: Horton, kcc•.rcioys and Counselors at law, Tiuga Pa All boeine§s entrusted to their oaro will receive pronipt attention. C. ii. Savuoun W. D. Terbell & Co., holesale Druggists, and dealers in Wall Paper, kerosene Lamps, Window tlidss, Perfumery, Paints, Oils, au., .£o.—Corning, N. Y. Jan. 1 '7O. D„. Blle,oll, M. H., Va)steian and ciorgeon. Will attend promptly to all calk. pftieu on Grafton Street, in rear of (m., Meat Market, WellAbaro.—Jan. 1, 1510. A. M. Ingham, M. Ham ,eapathiet, 0111,:e at hi Residence eu the Avenua.—Jan. 1, 1570. °cot: A ge IWaguer, inkr. Shop first door north of Roberts ty's Ilaidware store. Cutting, Fitting and Re pairing dune promptly and well.—Jan.l, 1870, R. E. 0n14.1'.y, :seller in Chicks and Jewelryl, Silver and Plated Ware, Spectacles, Violin Stings, fie. Watch ,.• and Jewelry neatly repaired. Engraving dine in plain English and Gorman.—Mans 1011, Pi., Jan. 1, 1570. Petroleum . House, et.osep Proprirt•,r. A new "dotel conducted on the prinetplu of lice and let Itve, for the accommodation of„the public. Jan. 1,187 b. Hazlett's Hotel, loga.Tirga County, Pa. Gooa ctabling attach cot, and an attentive hostier always in attend 411ce. G CO. W. Hazlett, Prop'r.—Jan. 1, Ih7o. !till's Hotel, Borough, Tloga. Cu., Pa. E. (3. Hill, Pr •piketor. A uew uud commodious huYding Till h all tho modern improvements. Uhl!' L , isy drive of the best hunting :aid fishing iruunde iu. Northern Penn's Conveymuces farniAhe.d. Terms modprato.—Jan. I, 3370. Smith's Hotel. Ti 141, Pa., E. M. Smith, Proprietor. Howe in condition to accommodate the traveling in a superior manner.—Ja a n. I, 1370. , ` ) Fariners' Hotel. . NlO9'llOE, Proprietor. ' I 'This howe, form rly f L' • , ..,upie.d by E Fell..ws, is ennutketeci on ,ors por -nee, principles., Every necountnoclation (..r [flan and beast. dhargestesionable. ! , i,trch 30, 1370.-0, Union Hotel. %V,n. l Can Hurd, Propriet.4,• 191121.,c.r0. Pa. Tbki house h.-pleasantly located, and has all the c.)nvenienoos for.tnan and beast. Charges tlioderater;,—May 4, 1.870-Iy. PI -X3O 40r:IMIVE! Ni m SEARS, PROPRIETI.R. 11E111: •leltcioti ho Cream, French C.tn lectionary, all of fluits in their outt, a nice di h of Tea, Coffee, or Chocolate, . ) y , ters in their .i.e;ie(in—enti bo had at all J UN , murv ei t in the hest I.tyk r Ne t cluar he ,'w liohertg .1- Bailer's lia:ilware Store, Main :,'rret WellA.Jro, lan. 1, 1 cz7o _BACON' sky/ BAILEY. DEALRS IN Drugs, Medicines, Chemicals, 'IL ASS, UTTY, 1 NTS, OILS, VARN I SHES„DY E: STUFFS. Alculiul, Pure Wines uud Lii'tuors:, fin Medical Purpuevs. i'..rttatzLry tiwFr , ltru2heb, 'Foitot A itit.-,1, lib ' I.r, cumi,ovo:dvd ,tc nIL 1p,t11; ' Dul:,;:2o, I S7O. y WALL PAPER V T CosT. At 11,1,1.131:i 4 riirin for Sale. Wurritlyi bouto f t N r Ice Il i frame and barn, in apple urebard. ' sl; t'ining about one hundred bearing trees, and fruit trees thereon. Id well watered. For uartieula)•a, enquire of WM. II ET Of Weillibero, Fa. 411: 10, 'YO if FOR SALE. • THE Store, Dwelling House and promises in. Blossburg, Tioga county, Pa., formerly uc copied by Nast S Auerbach, in the most bu,si Less part of the town, are offered for sale much. below their value. For price,:terms, do., confer with M. F. Elliott, Esq., of WellOoro, at_tfie iableribar, 0,13, SEYMOUR, Aug, 174 1880.1 f. Voss, Fa. EIS 00 160,00 , 0,04) [J.I3. Nit.i.3 J. C. 110ILToN ••,,.. , . . Store Nel , ,Toba . cod r ! . , THE aubaorlliar'llis fltiedtip the Store first door east Thomatk:llarden's dry goods store, for the manufacture and sale of • CIGAR S,(all grades), Fancy and Common SMOKING TOR.fiCCO;.tilicygan Fine Cut - , q#47:4\rtit t and ailldn4B - 0/,-,.: . -_ , PLrl: L TOBACCO, PIPES, and the awl.. . • cest Brand of CIGARS. , // ot i I Call and see for yourselves. JOHN W. PUItgEL W I boro, :Tan. 1, 1870—tf. "New - Tannery. THE undersigned has fitted up the old Fan:- dry building, near the Brewery, Welisboro, and is now prepared to turn out fine calf, kip, cowhide arid . harness leather in the best man ner. Hides tanned on shares. Cash paid for hides. , ' MARTIAL A. DIJRIF Wellsboro, Jan. 1,1870. • Wellsboro i Bakery. JJ, J. BURIN would Eley,to the citizens of . Wellabo'ro and vicinity hatbe is pre : . parodic supply them with BREAD, PIES AND CAKES, of the. best quality. We also serve meals and and ICE jORSA3I to those who wish. Call at the old Stevens' stand. J. J. BERGIN. Juno 8, 1870-Iy. TIOGA BR& STORE! I • BORDEN keeps • erMStatalY on band: Pure Drugs and Medicines, - Chemioals, Paints and Oils, Lamps, Stationery, 111 . Yankee Notions &c. PRES6RIPTION9 CAREFULLY COIF POUNDED. BORDEN. Tioga, Jan. 1,1870.-1 p 1870. FOI SALE. 1,870 • BY T. B. ONE, (formerly B. C. Wiekham's Nursery) • , A T HIS NURSERY OF FRUIT AND OR: 11 NAMENTAL TREES, IN TIOGA 60,000`Apple Trees, 10,000 Pear Trees. • A gcud supply oft 'XIV, PEACH, CHERRY and ORNAMENTAL TREES A SHRUBBERY The Fruit trees are composed of the choicest varieties, good, healthy, some of them large and in bearing. Any one wishing. to get a supply will well to call Ilind tee my st(ick before-Pur ' basin- elsewhere. j7...41" Delivered at the depot, Welleboro, Mansfield, Lawrenceville and Bibes burg:free of charge. • MI orders promptly tilled. Address, T. It r ONE, "flogs, Pa, Tioga, Leo. 8, LStti)-1-y* PAINTS, OILS AND BRUSHES, For the Million, ut March 16, 1670—tf. Hoitse II• Lot ,for Sale A. House and bsrn,ion a lot "1 two . acres,, within ten n,inntes walk of the Court Ilotise,lVellsboro, ie offered for sale. In quire of John I. Mitchell, Esq., Wellshort. Jan. 25. ISTO-tf. MANSFII.I.I) MINERAL PAINT, -t For sale b) March 16, 1870—tf HOWARD SANITARY AID AS SOCIATION,- For the Relief and Cure of the Erring and Unfortunate, on Principles of Christian Plizisntliropy. ESSAYS ON THE ERRORS OF YOUTH, and the Fol lies of Age. in relation to NlAttr.okot: and etiCIAL EVIL 9 With Sanitary aid for the afflicted. Sent frte, In Pealed envelopes. Address, HOWARD ASSOCIATICN, May .1,1570-Iy. Roc P Philadelphia. Pa. Nspiolesale_ and Retail 1 - .)IUG By W. C. kiIESS. LOTS SPRING GOODS. T"Equhscriber will keep on sandat all times A full'stock of DRIISANPIIIOIII 7 E 5, PA n 'l: , It-, 011.8, Patent. Flavoring- Extracts, reifilmery, Kerosene, Lamps, Wicks, Dye (Mors, White Wash Lime and I?, nsked, Va»iisli and Sash Brushes, Meadow Glass all iizes, Varnish of all kinds, Fancy Soaps, flair Oil., spE('T A ()LES, Ila,ir Midi; !;,,,:;/:rs, (1 fien duck of /it t 1 , 41 (illo complete 03. v , ,tmeht rf Homoeopathic .nedicines, and a full .3foorli of Pure Wines. and Liquors Buy ep: are ri..que:teal t., elAil and e> unineypti ces hefora pereho-ing. okev.here Apr. 29, "I S7o. W. C. Kit F.SS. CORNING JEWELRY STORE! A. D. DUDLEY I.A _ 23 Watchmaker and Jeweler. "lrg, I,eort went of W ATCIIES IF: +'f;l;R",__clLVt R PLATED WARE, AN-Ti 'F t GOODS, f ail EngraViiip dLone is: auk style. Corning, 1 .v lip, woe .I. STICKLIN, Ghairmaker. `Turner, and It Furniture DeaWT, '1 ALE (14101 and FA Wfult V oppoAte Dartt's V/ego!. :;11,1 Unin Street, %Lt.'s_ he is pre pared to rtirni•t. i!oldoel .kind to ttiove it, want. Orderat.romptly dlleJ and latioraetioLguareo teed. F:lne3. Turning doue to order. .1.4 r,. 1,1870 .1 ,STl('li,l.ll%. E. IL ['aryls' L'ELEBRA,TEP DARING POWDERS fur 13414 by Feb. 2, 1870. P. R. WILLIAMS A 00. a 11 1 . 8311411411il• .1 , BIW1;lq. /airlift Annstroikg It Linn, - . L ATT,OI3,NEYS4T-LAW, WILTAAMSPOET, PENN'A. . < Ang.,4, 1869-17. JEWELRY STORE: ANDREW FOLEY, who has long been ali ; ..„....,‘- =" who 111 lisbed 'M in the Jewelry bust ' :,, ;?;c . ; nese in Wellsboro, bits Al ) j P, '0 i ,":„.‘:, ways on sole, rfl aoat; _:.;--- -- , kinds andrices of AMERICAN WATCHES, GOLD OR SILVER CLOCKS, JEWEL .B.Y, GOLIA CHAINS, KEYS, RINGS, PINS, PENCILS, CASES, GOLto& STEEL I PENS, THIMBLES, SPOONS, RAZORS, PLA . TED WARE, • SEWINC MACHINES, With most of er articles usually kept In such establishment, -hid' is sold low for Repairing done neatly, and promptly, and on abort Noricu. A. FOLEY. January 5, 1870-Iy. CLEAR THE TRACK! 1870. W. C. li RF:SS SLIGO 29, 1871) tt Farm and Mill Property ' FOR SALE. rip LIE undersigned offers for sale in Jackson township, on Hammond's Creek, h:s Steam Suw Milt and Farm. Said farm contains 65 acres, three dwelling houses, stole, dc good barn, The Mill has been built 2 years - contains a 95 °horse Polier engine circular Mill, Shingle Machine, Lath Mill and Edger. Mill 40 by 75 feet, besides boiler house, and in good condition. Gond power and plenty of stock for custom work. The farm is under good cultivation, about 50 acres improved, well watered, a good bearing orchard, and desirable for dairy purposes. The property.should be seen to be appreciated. For terms, &c.. address 0. 11A.11IILTON, June 9, 1870 7 tf. Box 888, Elmira, N.Y. XV . C K RI?, S S 91HE undersigned is now prepared to exe cute all orders for Tomb Stones and Monu ments of either • ITALIAN OR-RU'I'LAND MARBLE, of the'latest style and approved werkmanshil and with dispatch. keeps constantly on hand both kinds of Marble and will bo able to suit all w,ho may fa vor him with their orders, on as reasonable terms as can be obtained in the country. FRANK ADAMS. Tioga ,Jan. 1, 1 ty7o—t f. insurance - Insurance HAND IN HAND MITATAL LIFE, INSURANCE COMPANY Unice. No. 112 4th Philadelphia Incorporated Febty 23, 1867. ,1 Char Capital 15500,000. Assets over - 51,000,000 00 Stock and Mutual, combining Security with Profits. Suppnee you are already insured in a first-class entnpany, and from any cause what ever, (say attcr ton yearly payment) Jou do not or cannot pay longer and die—your insurance is gore and your money wasted. Not se In' the "114mi-1N lIAND," all Policies are Non FOR rrAiAntx This cowpony which ranks among tho most popular and suecestfull Life Insurance Corn pani,!,s, grants policies on all desirable Mans, both tci h and wiihout profits. Traveling Privelegesi unreatrt ,ted. All policies are incontestible after oner yea from any of tho ordinary causes. Look to your Lifeinsuranoc. Please esittnine the following Comparative Table. It is some times alleged by Agents of other Companies that the Company.A.eircernrosent is safer than others. While we unhesitatingly assert our belief in the soundness and stability of all companies, 4-e de sire to present the following for the inspect on of huse desiring - to Insure The following companies, Compare the a nual reeniuuts charged by each fur an insure , ce on ife at the age of 30 years, payable itt,deat : Nllrliet • St tho best Mutual Company hi the United States A. L. MONROE, Agent,,Welleßero. WHITE LEAD, LINSEED OIL, and PAINTERS' MATERIALS 'OF ALL KINDS, for eale cheaper than at any other establishment in Tioga county. nt P. R. WILLIAMS Et CO'S. WELLSBORO, 11VELLSBORO, PA. Bic., Bi . e„ &q. C A S IL ifiLA:s;ll VCIEE Another attempt to Confiscate; A Bear trying to Bull the Market ; 1 Heavy suits for Bonds ;_ • :i) lock wants his " Pound 'of Flesh"— Wants it " nominated in the Bond." Wants Damages-500.000,000 Ad infinitum, ad naqseutn. Too "learned Court" couldn't "see it," egad ! Sic transit gloria, "Old Line"— The ly 010 crew overboard: '• Too ight for heavy business." Anoth r Tub to the Whale, With be bottom hmiticed-out. But t c Air Line " still lives," ' " Itig:l t side up, with care,"— . • Speed Safety and Style combined. Let th public remain "serene." - F. 1) 1 ~.t Ca. and the Air Line— One and inseparable, " Wun, and forever! (Webster). Let the Whangdoodle mourn. (bible). F. D. BUNNR•LL •Ir• CO. Tioga 1Iarblo•, Works, Annual premium ;Ten an nal kr life. i Pa3TER 818. Travelers' $16,84 $33,2 iEtna, - 22,73 42,8 Howe, .. .....23,30 50,1 Equitable, °2,70 46,9 Washington, ...22,70 .16;9 litual-iu-Maud, 16,50 :12;60 If not arteady insured take a policy with the "lIAND-INALIND." Office i:i•h J no. I. Kitchell Aug. )7, 1,570.-IY 11 1 0014 lIINTBD. CASH PAID FOR WOOL BY D. P. ROBERTS, Ilaboro June, 16,1870,. y. - THE TIIAII9 An ane Abor F.eVried As in' , ".v „ ettr c l l It wb IraPPY The e, Tier° not ?ho e i Joy hat And Fear do A„...,. cve From Bath NV htit, t Como Aid mil, „peso Ah no Away And pro, Of all ' Lek no o In 80 , But let Withou There When o The I', 4ts MY litr My bus side : Are y love 2' Of cou I Tooke dress of -p with crys leas that c there. A one round blazed Illf ver looked girlish pri reflection ' porno, you haves 1870, Where I did no look in hi hi his eye: ' I can't go to-night, Madeline; I am not well e ough.' ' You ar never well enough, Gerald, to oblige ne. lam tired of being put off with sUch'excuses.' , He made no answer, but dropped his head in iS hands, on the table before him. 1 ' , , come, Gerald,' I urged, petu lantly, ; ' it is so awkward for me to g alone always!' He slioo his head listlessly. i ' I thought perhaps you would be wil ling to remain At home with me, Mad eline.' . ' . 'Men are Selfish,' I saidl - plaintively -I 'and lam dresSed. Claudia took hal ' f an hour for mylhair. „I dare Say you'll; be a great deal quieter without me that is if you are determined not to go.' No answer, again. , ' Well, if yod choose to be sullen, I can't, help it,' II said lightly, as I turned and went out of the room, adjusting' my bouquet holder, the tuberoses and heliotropes seeming to distil incense at every motion. Was I heartless and cruel? Had ceased- to love my i lpisband? From the bottom of my ; hert, I believe that loved him as trtfly and tenderly as eve wife loved a husband ; but I had been so petted ziud spoiled all my brief, sel fish life, that the better instincts were. so to speak, entombed alive. I went to the i party, and had my fill of adulation and homage, as usual.--1 The hours seemed to glide away, she with roses, and winged with musican perfume ; and it was not until, wearied with dancing, I sought amomenttu* refuge in the half lighted tea room, that I heard wards awakening me, as r it were, from a.dream: . 1 Gerald Glen I could not Well be mistaken in the name; it was scarcely commonplace i l enough for that. They wee talking-4 two or three business-like ooking gen- 1 tlenien—in the hall• with ut ; and could catch , : now and tll , a fugitivi word :! ' Fine, enterprising yin 'Grea't pity!' Totally 61 & M'lNlorken say P ' Reek] ganee: of his wk P All these vagiie fragweu and then some one asked : Is he going to do?' What. can he do? I ant sorry, bu he should have counted his Income or his expenses better.' Or hiti wife should. Oh, those wot i men ; they are, at the bottom of all man's troubles.! I;rose hurriedly, my heart begging to multuously beneath the pink azaleas, and went back to the lighted saloon.-4 Mr. Albany Moore was waiting to clairri my hand for the next dance. ' Are you ill, 'gm Glen ? How pale { you look!' 1 am very well. I wish yoti would have my carriage called for me Mr: Moore.' For »ow I felt thitt home was the pro per place for me.- Hurried by some unaccountable im pulse, I sprang, out the moment the earl riage wheels touched the curbstone ani rushed up to' my husband's room] l The door was locked, but I could see a light shining faintly under the threshi, old. I knocked wildly and persist? ently. Something I fell upon The marble hearthstone within, making a' metalic clink, and my husband opened the doo a little way. I had never seen hinflook so pale before, r so rigid, yet so deter'. i ned. , . Who are.you ?' he demanded, wild ly. Why cannot you leave me i peace?' It is I, Gerald—your Madelkne—you own little wife: ° And I caught from his hand the pis tol he was lrying:"to conceal in his breast—its Main lay on the hearth, un der the mantle-Land flutig it out of the l window. • ' Gerald, would you have left me ?' ' I would have"escaped!' he cried, stilt half delirious, to all appearances. Debt,.disgraee, misery—her 'reproach es! I would'have escaped them all!' His head fell like that of a weary child on my shoulder. I drew hi •1 jWE DNESD grifittr. e t I_AND THE_CRILD., I iATE I BY D. W. LoNorst.Low i 1 wi . a radiant. face, a e die bent to look, is rn image there to trace, the waters of a brook. ild ! ,who me resemblest so," spored, "come, 0 come with me ! ogethei let us go, rth unworthy is of thee! 0 to perfeet bliss attain ; .ul in pleasure suffering lies; an undertone of pain, Iven the happiest hours their sighs ih Itt every portal knock ; a day serene and pure e o 'erslidowing tempest's shock made the morrow's dawn secure. .en, shall sorrows and shall ',fears to disturb so puro a brow P• the bitterness of tears eyes of azure trouble grow ? into the fields of space, shalt thou escape with.= vidence' will' grant then grace the days that wore to be. no in tby•dwee ling cower nbro vestments draped and vailed; them %come thy last hour, first moments once they hailed, a cloud he there each brow ; let the grave no shadow cast ;• e is pure as thou art now, I. kirest days is still the last." —Aftentie for 'September: . iellantoto Neading. SBAND'S SECOND WIFE band came tenderly to my u going out this 'evening, 1 sa f i am.' down complacently at my I nk crape,', dew-dropped over al, and the trails of 'pink aza aught up : its folds here and diamond, bracelet encircled white arm, and a little cross Lilly at my throat. I had ne better, and I felt a sor o de . as' my eye met the airy in the mirror. leernld, make haste! Why, 't begun to dress yet !' 'ere my wifely instincts, that see the' haggard, downcas L fea ures—the fevered ligh ng fellow ! ned—so Beo ess extrava H' I heard And wha _ MORNING, ;SEPT EMBER 1 El , 1 • gently to,a sofa,. and_soothed him with a thousand murmured ,Words, a,thon sand mute caresses; for had it, not been all my fault!: .. ' And through all the long weeks of fear that followed, I, nursed him with unwaVerlng care and devotion. I had but One thoughtfone desire—te redeem' myself in his eaimatien ; to pilot% ,to him that I was something more and higher than the mere butterfly of fatAt ion flied hitherto shown myself. 1 Well, the March Winds had howled themselves away into their mountain fastnesses; the brilliant kirll rain drops were dried on 'bough and spray ; and now the apple blossoms were toss ing 'their fragment billoWs of pinky bloom in the• deep blue air of latter May. Where are we now ? It-was a picturesque little villa, not far out of Pittsburg, furnished • very like a magnificent baby house.; Gerald sat in a: cushioned easy chair in the garden; just where he could glance through the open window at me, work ing busily with my needle. What an industrious fairy it is,' Ihe said, smiling sadly. Well, you see I like it. It is a great deal better than those sonatas on the piano.' ° 'Who would have thought you would make so notable a housekeeper?' I laughed gleefully; I had a child's delight in being praised. Are you going to Mrs. Delane's cro quet party?' he asked. 'No ; what do I care for croquet par ties? I'm going to finish your shirts, and you'll read aloud to me.' ' Madeline, I want you to EIIISW:r one questiomil What is it?' What have yott done with your dia monds?' sold them long ago. They .paid several heavy bills, besides settling half a year's rent here.' 'But, Madeline, you were so proud of your diamonds,' . I was once ; but now they would be the bitterest reproach my eyes could meet. Oh, Gerald, had I been (less vain, anti Jhoughtless, and extrava gant—', _ I checked myself, and a robin, sing ing in the perfumed blossoms of an ap ple tree, took up the dropping current of sound. That's right, little redbreast,' said my husband, half-Jokingly, talk., her down. She has forgotten that our Past is dead and gone, and that we have turned over a new page in the bookof existence. Madeline, do you know how I feel, sometimes, when I look at you ?' `No.' Well, I feel like a widower who has married again.' My ,heart gave-one little superstitious jump. ' Like a widower who has Married again, Gerald?' ' Yes ; I can remember my first j iwife —a brilliant, thoughtless child, with out, anVdea beyond the gratification of presentVhims—a spoiled playthitig.— Well, that little Madeline has vanhthed away into _the ptitt, somewhere; Bho haSgoms.ikwil.y o to.retur4 to memo More, in her stead, r-17,-buidt tuy pieteip, wife—a thoughtful, tender whose watchful love surrounds me l like an atmosphere, and whose efiar der grows more noble and develops itself into new depths and beauty every day,' I was kneeling at his side, now, With my cheek upon his arm, and my eyes looked into his. And 'which do you, love best, ald—the first or second wife ?' II think the trials and thiough which we have passed,' welcome, indeed, since they have me, as their harvest fruit, the prig treasure of my second; wife.' - That was what Gerald said to the sweetest words that ever fell J my ear. Eclipse of the Sun in December, 870. Astronomers in all parts of the world are now busy in making their prePara tions fur observing the eclipse o the sun in December 21-22, 1870., A tho' it will not be visible in the U. States, it has been suggested that scimo of . the American observers of the last eclipse be sent abroad for the purpose of taking part in the observations of the one in question, and Congress has already ap propriated $29,000 to the Coast' Survey for that purpose. Great praise• was awarded by foreign physicists t 1 the ( 1 American astronomers for the excel knee of their work, and especially for the remarkable photographic Ipictures that were taken, and at so many points. And It is urged that these same gentle men, or a selection from them., would be admirably fitted for a renewed in vestigation of the kind, since theiri ex perience of the first phenomenon wo'ld enlble them to utilize their nine to bet ter advantage during the second. !Ac cording to a recent writer, this eclipse will begin in the North Atlantic'Ocean; the line of central 'and, total eclipse, moving in a southeasterly direction, crosses Portugal a little to the south of Lisbon ; passing over part of Spain and the Mediterranean Sea, it -enters 'Afri ca•near Oran, and w3on afterward at tains its extreme southern limit ; the shadow of the moon now moving in a northeasterly direction, leaves Africa, and, crossing the island of Sicily, the south of Turkey, the Black Sea and the Sea of Azof, disappears; the penumbra of the moon decreasing rapidly, 10,ves the earth with the setting sun in Ara bia. The s?rn will be centrally and to tally eclipsed at noon, kh lat. 36 deg. 33 liain.inorth, long. 5 deg.'l min. west, a little - to the northeast or 'Gibraltar.— Harper's.% FM, ny Fern tells the following story of he , tlrst meeting with Horace Gree ley. ITh had agreed to tale, tea ati her how , awl Mr. Parton ga‘e her special injui etion to have some sire bread on the t, hie; as Mr. Greeley, ie said, nev er touched hot biscuit. ,this w 4 ac cordingly done; and when the great editor sat down to suppeti a large Sup ply of dry bread was placed close t his plate. lle,'however, was l not co tent '.with this, but, peering act.' ss the table in his near-sighted Way a , Ithe biscuit opposite, he stretched out his arm and proceeded to help himself, and ftcyally mode his meal of them.! Sl_rs. Parton expressed her surprise at this, and said : " Why, Mr. Greeley, I read I the TAbune for so long a time, that 1 thougli you abominated hot bread." ' " Fanny," replied the :,sage HoraCe, helping himself to another biscuit ? ' "do always practice what you preach? I'm sure I don't." , . . 1 ' [For s ae Agitator.) • 1 . AGIIICULTURAT;' COLLFA ifor : Hoping that isketch and re sit to the Agricultural College' of may toot only prove interestinato ' to your readers; • if you should,de elnt. worth to publish it, I will gi +Bel vations in this communication.: to on the report itself, I deem it p b ' the way of information, that a. el arter of the Agricultural Colle4. v Flia, its management is Intrusted tees, who servo a term of three ye, cry year three new Trustees are sire° charter also pr4idoe that t.l chosen or designated by each agric in the different counties of the Sta officio officers of the State Agrioni of Pennsylvania; shall meet at th. year, to elect such TruStees for the by ballot. This duty; or rather . Intrusted to me by the officers of t rid Society of Tion e county, las. my presence at Court; and •so it Tioga county was repesented this time, at such eleqtion The electi, l a the igh instant, and I rrived at I colirity seat of Center Sounty, on 1 . . of rie 6th ; and the sdme evening, 1 MIN. M'Allister, one 'nf the most teet l ef the college, to whom I was letter of my kind friend Gen. Williamsport, I formed the agree; timer) of a number of Trustees, different sections of the State, an err officio officers of the State Agri ty, F. Jordan, Secretary cf State, ton, and otheis. Arrangements had been made • delegates who same in by railroad morning, the Ith, in carriages to mile; from Bellefonte, in a S. soul A fterleaving Bellefonte, we pfis beautiful and fertile country, spott fine farm houCes, and those fine an sylvanid bank barns, whiCh are th valleSVl farmers. As far as the sig there was spread before us the spl the rich and beautiful valley of ee vania. We airived at the college A. N , and w re kindly welcomed manager arid' President, Dr. Thol under whose supervision the inter lege' has been much promoted, an. endeavoring to resuscitate it fr. multi. After the registration of nn denbes of the delegates, about fi 1 we visited, on mese, under the eh dance of the superintendent of th, tal farm," the farm set apart for t• riMents in agriculture. It consists divided off in small sections, . marked on plots and chart, and e treated in tillage end cultivation, planted with different seeds. T which wheat seems to be the stn Penn 'vlvania, having already b• we' fin Ino opportunity to,inspect it butl , A ere shown the many diffe wheat barley and oats, tied up in and labelled, in tho mit tlwellin vey, the superintendent of the Farm. ;Coils was still standing; and am' ngst themany ditferent sections, as to, kind. a.d cultivation, nene.presented a very marked app aranee of su periority. Passing, on our return to the college building, through 'the grounds Hotted to the' cultivation of potatoes, it appear.d to me, and _I could not help remarking to the delegates with no, that it seemed they were maki gexperinients f especially with the view to demon•trate that po tatoes will grow, ey,en when surro nded and en— tirely overtopped by rank grass an. weeds, which I . lied to be mowed with the scythe dere digging ;• but from the results, apparent by ,he little heaps Of small potatoes, just dug, I onld conclude that the managers will probably i future pursue the good old way, and keep theta lean of weeds. The reason given for the apparent want of prop er enittvation Of potatoes, and, in a little less de gree, of corn, was Inc wane at a num, ft, t „,,, t„.. to do the work. According to the regultitions of the College, each student is rcqUircd to perform two hours of manual labor per day on the'fartn, under the insyuctionaind superintendence of the 'President, and the number of students was very limited during the suMmer months. (They com menced the fall terni.with 40.) Ac we are approaching, on our return, the col lege building, I may as well give you a short de scription of it. The college stands on ebeatiti ful rising ground, tend has a very imposing ap• pearance. It is orie l of the largest. buildings in the State, built of limestone; %Ail is very abun dant in Center county, is five FlOriCS high; with '1 projection of wings a 1 center, and has in'.front ovet 150 large windo vs,' which II give some idea of its great size,jl the absent of a correct description of its dim esions, about which I neg lected to inquire. The center of the building is crowned with a dome, from which we enjoyed the most magnificent view of the surrounding coun try: Nittaney valley toward the east ;.and south east, the beautiful and rich Pennsylvania valley was stretched before_ms, with its rich farms, and the villages of Iloalsbuig and Pinegrove nestled in its bosom. BM BM are 1 !)ro', eless e— ipon After-feasting our eyes with the beauty of na ture, snrronnding us on all sides, the ringing 'of the large bell in thO dome celled us bit'dinner, and vie reluctantly descended to the ground* floor, throughtnork and gloomy stairways, which re minded me of ti passage through a tunnel. Even the halls leading through the whole length of the buildings are'poorly lighted, which great defects elieited a general conclempatien of the architect who designed the building. After landing safely at the ball, after our passage through this dark labyrinth, we were ushered into the largo dining ball, whore a sumptu'eus dinner was prepared for the officers, tru,tees and delegates, which was well relished, and effaced from our memory the bail itnpreision made by our wanderino in the dark. After dinner, the election of Trustees took place, in,,the lecture room of the college, F. Jor dan, Secretary of the Commonwealth, presiding, and tho three Trusts whose term bad expired were NI-elected. During the session of the convention, ;gleaned froM the speeches and_ explanations made in the same; the following facts, which may prove in teresting, as relating to the past, present and fu ture of the college. The institution was organ ized about the year 1355, and an appropriation of $50,000 made by the Legislature, for the erec tion of the building, 200 nerd of land havirig been dontted by Gen. Irvin Or a' farin of the' college. In the erection of thp college, calcula. lions were made for 400 students, which may properly be called Error No. 1. Thd Trustees afterward added by purchase 200 acres more, which it now termed lf,rror No. 2. And after the full completion of the_ buildings and the expen diture of the $50,000 appropriated by the State, the institution was SSO,OOO in debt; which debt, by, act of Assembly; was fonded'in bonds bear ing 7 per cent, interest. Tile numbek of students never came uti to one-half of the Capacity of the college, and the faculty prevailed ripn the man-, aging Trustees to commit Error No.' , to increase said faculty to 27, professors ,nncl t.achers, and to change the farm school into a firs class lite rary and scientifie'university.iinder he mistaken expectatiorethat by this change th number of students would he very much increa ed, and the financial interest of the college pron oted. These hops were for soinereason, not oft v not real ized, bit, hg this increase of the fiat lty end the cotequent heavy experises for[ealar es, etc., cre ate ~ iin additional floating debt o 820,000, so !that the ,present indebtedness of tl e college it now in round numbers sloo.ood. 'I his incubus , of debt bears down and renders alm st futile all ; Vio l efforts of the present able Pre: Rent of the ' college, Dr. Dorrowes, wlin does a I lielean to brig new life into the institution; ' t , few yeari, ago this cpllega 42. e ved a large s.hte of the land scrip distributed u thc States by the United States government whih now forins the principal endowment, ne ting, yearly income trf about $25,000. Great di .irts ro now i mailc—and it was urged with mu di fore upon the l delvgates present from the di 'rent sections of the State, to use their influence an increase of students. The term . for a course of-scientific anti Men connected with theoretical and pr, 70. I. ' 1, I tore, tvl I sli*Cl and about $lO. incident.i ) expen cog, bca ding, l odgin; and washing inolnded.—:. Dr. 13urrowes.expecti an attendance of 100 stu dents during the winter t erm, which 'es ectatOrt p I hepo may ho realized. During all my presence at the college,' I met with the kindest ttention on the part of,Dr„Burrowes and the rustees, and they'exprss.ed much gratification t at Tlo gaicounty was represented at the con, entlon ; and the acquai taneo I formed vvithin fly dele ji gates from all parts of the State, will a ways he a source of pleasure to me. This sketch of ley visit to the Agr College of Pennsylvania, has stretch Ed-. ort of . my VI- I' e nnityl Van ia; ou, but also .m it of sail. e you my ob. Before I en . oper to 'state, eording-to the of Penn to nine Tres rs, eo that ev elected. The roe delegates, ltural society e, and the ex carat Society college each coming year, rivilege, was ,e. Agricultu. week, during occurred that I f year, the first in was fixed on ollefonte, the the afternoon at the office of • trident Tres introduced by 1..0f Flemin " able acquain .clegates from moro in length han I first intended who up my pen, and I must closo it with the . if it should pro e acceptable and of Int add in future a cscriptivo sketch of Bo etc. CHARLES F. , CAUSE OP VAIiIEGA;TION'OF L RAVES. —According to Mr. Morren, the g lifer ence in the , color oti, the leaves 4f the i variegated pl 1 nts, which form so orna !petite! a feature of our' green h uses, is tine to adisease which is at one I con-. tagious and capable of being tran mil ‘ (2. ted from one,' of plants 1 ano ther, by a Find of inoculation He ednsiders th 4 the alteration o the 1. chlorophyl, '(which he compares t' the red globules of the blood,) or gree ' col oring matter, gives rise to varle 'ated leaves, which consist of a mixt ge of green parts •Nrith others mor9)oirlless yellow. If the discoloration / is viral, it produces death. Among the b gher orders of plants, only those whicia are parasitic can 1 exist when entirelt 4- prived of chldrop4l. Variegatio is a sign of organic disease; the discolored' or variegated portions of-the leaf 4ave lost their pow' )f' reducing the carbr 1 a few of the ultural Sock- Boyd Etamil— o convoy the the following the college, 11 west course.— ed through a • d ale over by , famous Penn pride of the t would reach, udid view of tral Pennsyl at 10 o'clock .y 'its present .• as B6riowes, eat of kho col who has been Lost their pt, the Q. ___Lg . _rlio nie add of the atmosphere ;.the liiants are generally' weaker, smaller; their flowers and fr6it much poorer, and their povier of resisting cold diminished.— Variegation eiin be propagated by Means' of layers; buds, or grafts, showing that ii the buds the are infected. The seeds, however, tram. variegated indi viduals, usuiilly produce norm and healthy plati.s. —Harpers' . ' 'Woman and Home. m •impending es and resi— lty in number, rgo and gni " experimen ,mls,and cape of 100 acres, i umbered and I :eti differently land sown or Home shot Id be the most attr• dive' Mace on cart t. )Vhat a sham lif l must i t be, where home s nightly abandoned [for theaters, ope' s, balls, and the soci ety of_othersl, eis unworthy the re- - la ion of Kuban and fathers who pre fers the co wanionship of 'others to ' Of the wife of his youth and the lren he has begotten. But iho at- Avemss lof home is the work4of wo- Here is the'throne of her power glory. r .Not in the Ic4;iBlative halls, C the. ballot box, nor in short clo .g. but 4 home; the guardian of in fancy, the instructor of childhood, the companion of youth, the partner- of manhood, the comfort of oig, 'age, let her dirniniol sorrow by her sympathy, heighten joy by her gaiety, soothe by her tenderness, dignify by her intelli gence, elevate'by her devotion. ,She is to make home all this by music, and pictures, and books, and delightful con versation. Especially shot - lid home be 1 intensely religious. The tires of devo tion should burn b 1 ightly and cheerful ly on,t he domestic altar. Sweetly and gently each spirit should ovineits ,con stant and tigher Communion kith Je sus. Ron e will then be a Vet eat (*tom care, a re, uge from' sorrow, the ante 'r. h n wi3Pt, cf_ lien.Ven . , , .o grains, o lo in- centra l en harvested, on the ground, cut kinds of bundles of I.llr. Iler- Experimental A N INDIGNANT CoLonED p :AcoN.— Old "Daddy" Mingo Pinckne "- NV ILS one of the eolOred deacons of the lay Riv er Baptist church, South C@olina.— One sultry Sunday in AugtiA, pho house being crowded to hear a thrilling prea cher, the intense heat of the weather proved too strong for Mingg's, strict re ligious ptineiples, and he tel without a groan i to the arms of'M rplieus.—i The' Preacher• was thundering away froi \ n the I text, " Plow up your fallow ground, and sow good seed." For some a / length oil time the happy t? con mere ly 'nodded an unconscious assent to what.evei< the pulpit said, but at last, 1 , sudd nly springing out oflhiS seat, he yelle t out before the frigh l er cd,assem bl;,., ,' .1,60 k yeah, min:sa 1 preacher!— ;You wHe buera / always holler out to we eullitd folks, ' Plow up ! hoe up! plant up;!' as if liberty was all a cuss and a dehision ! Now I telliyou- not a nigger hi dis church shall hit a lick on fle Lord's day !"—/fa,:per. NoT 14 IN I'HE CLASSICS.:--It is no sin not `to be well up in the i classics.— 'Llakim Dutton was not. , Thit he loved 'irican fair. In fac •he loved hem. Those two fel emotions toward 'Liakim. .Uni they :about him like two Kilkenny The consequence was, all three we l l re , I brought into court. 'Lia kim; being Lthe cause of the struggle, I was thus l addressed by his H nor: - " And o those Vomen wer , lighting about you ?', "..I believe so,. sir.' " You are a sort of Adonis. thie :knit two Of il l of love quarrelec pussies. ' Sir?' truding, into his " You pealed. " 01) n but I've stealing NOTIII like grai• cow than numberl•ss ' professors' who *o qramp, tramp, t limp, my boys!' a'ound the l country, peddling a weak , rtiele, by which ' i l l) twenty days'. the ' guaran teed to setia man thoroughly up in the English language.} An it tance- in point comes from Greenville Alabama, where al' professor' had la ored with the youth of that people, d taught them to dote on grammar ac ording to s MorriA's" system. Daring ne of the lectures the sentence ' Mary milks the cow,' was given ()MTh be parked. Each word had been parsed save one, which fell to 'Bob L--, a isleen-year-old, near the foot : , of the -c lass, who corn molived 1 t i nci : 'Cow i•r a noun, feud nine gender, singuiar nuMber, third person, and stands fOr,Ti 1)211' 'stands H for Mary 1' said the ex lied professor.— ' ow do you make ' tat Out 1" ' 13e ti .. 1_ CatiM!', answered the' Ade l pupil, 'lf the tow didn't stand for Mary, how Could Mary milk her?'-4rarper, To PLANT the manufactures by the side of the former, is the sure and true way to Increase the recompebse of the husbandman's' toil ; even though his metals, leis implements, his wares, and his fabrics, should cost. him more mon ey under a protective policy than under free trade, he would nevertheless pay for theni, with less of produce or labor, and in the opchlition gain the large ben etikof greater diversity of interests in the community.—Gen. Jackson. , —to propro per ammo, ry education, -tieal agrICUI inquired 'Liakim; hi and 6, shade' f pall ea CO. re an Adonis," the I -• sir—never Rs. ha been• in the penile orses." - 0 LTE j E G 11A31.31A11, mar ! Better go go without that ~ N Te Republican Party, , I , ' , 4 - The Chicago REPUBLICAN, very - hali 7 pily expresses its Idea o n t the great Be'. publican party which has for. ten. Years ' i guided the destinies of , our corm "This . great organization," it * , " which showed itself great in war has • proyed even greatir in peace. I -Iniii,-, ; „ met every emergency of government 4. with decesioni and solved the , ' problem 7°, of national life and universalk freerloart!- It has been fortunate in its Public men generally, while its measures have bc i n dictated by conselentious'pUrpose d, : guided by lofty patriotism. Peace , i has.been its issiOn and the prosperity of tile whol country its cherished par-_ pixie: If w ook to the record *e shall i find\that it as accomplished more for humanity a d far more the deVelop ment. of all the material interests of the- - -- continent, than all previous l parties ' combined. Based on the theory of la* _, and rilbr—of equal rights among men the riends of schoOls, churches, and ben volent institutions Of all kinds— the rlend of labor in its very depart men , and the grand progress of the Age. in all that is noble, elevating and refi ning, it stands• to its opponent as light to darkness. It does not deril in nega tives. Its platforms are not made oe' whining complaints' but . affirmative principles ; and whileAglories in-wliat it has already done, itpointa confidently forward to even greater purposes and iaobler objects. So far from its mission , being ended, It has just begun. If America L ls but true to itself, the rising statesmen of this grand' organization will guide its people safely in the road , of peace, happiness and prospeity, even beyond the ordlnary desire." . , cultural J. itself I took )romise, :rest, to Ilefonte, Y4IL. —Wendell Phillips has accepted the , nomination for Governor of Massachu setts, tendered him by the LaboF Re form party of that State. The follow ing is his letter of acceptance : API have no wish tole Governor of Massachu setts; and flattering as is this confidence, I tho roughly dislike to have my name drawn into party politics, for II /Meng to no political party; but I see nothing in your platform from which I dissent, and the struggle which underlies your movement, has my fullest and heartiesVsympa thy. , Capital and labor are partners, not 9110... mies. They stand face to face, in order to bring about a proper division of common 'profit. lam i folly convinced that hitherto legislation has i leaned too much, caned most certainly toward i capital. .• , " Hereafter we should he impartial.. Tho la should do all it can to giro the masses more ler-\ sure, more complete edyeation, better opportuni ties, and a fair . share of the profits. It is•a shame to our chrtstian city and civilization, for • our social system to provide and expect that one man at seventy years of age should be _lord of many thonr.ands of dollars, while hund?eds of . other men, who have made as good use . of their talents and opportunities, leaks on charity for their daily bread. Of course there must he irregular ities; but the best minds and heads of the land should give themselves to the work of changing this gross injustice,GA appidling inequality. / - feel sure that the 'readiest way to turn public thought and effort into tbis channel, „ts for the . workingmen to organize a po itical pirty. " The,seeial question ever gets fearlessly treat ed here ; until we Take polities turn on it. The • real Ameri'can college is the ballot box; and on questions like these, a political party has the 811- rest and readiest way to stir discussion and se cure improvement. If my Itarne,will strengthen your movement, you aro welcome to it. Allow me to add, though working for a large . vote, if we' fail, we should not be discouraged •by a small J one. Last year's experience shows yonr strength, r and the anti. slavery movement proves how qitek- 1 ly a correct principle sins assent, if earnet4 men work for it. ~W.ENDELL PHILLIPS!' Tho e ••,,c s 3 crums-2-c+,.. continue to show large frauds in the election , last year, In' some districts the vote exceeds the entire populatiOn —men, women and children . ; and in others ,it nearly equals it. This IS the way the rights of electors- are 'secured under Democratic rule in 'our chief city ! Such a state of things goes far -,to con vince US that there is a fundhmental de fect in the system of government. t- Un der it, elections are mere . farces. Ny,e hope that tihe late act of Congress will' prevent soineof these frauds in future. A Missouri piper contains the follow ing,'which is tripropriate to the late great race on the big river : '" Do you beli j l ev t e in predestination," said the captain of a Mississippi steam boat to Calvanistie' clergyman, who happened to be traveling with him. " Of course'Pl clo." " Au'd.you also l'elieve that whaels to'be will be?" " Certainly." "Well Pm glad to hearlt.", Why ?" • " Because I intend to pass that boat ahead in fifteen minutes, If there_ be any virtue in: pine t knots and loaded safety valves. ',So (limit be alarmed; for if the boilers ain't to burst, they won't." Here the divine eernmenced putting on his hay, had began to look like back ing out—which the captain seeing, said; " I thoaght you believed in predesti nation,-acid that what is to be will be?" " So I 40, but Iprefer being a little nearer the stern when It takes place then 7"v eyes pro • creeping " Everything has its use," said a, phi ios4hical professor to his class.'' "-Of what usels a drunkard's fiery red nose?" asked One of his pupils. " Its a light- house," answered the professOr, "to warn us of the little' water that,' passes underneath it, and reminds us or the, sh a als or appetite On which .We might tie wise 1.)3 wreoied."- Court re• as that; liary for Nothing itbout I here are A bachelor had the blues; and ap plied to a doctor for some medicine.- 7he doctor inquired into his case, and wrote a description in Eatii, which the fi t bachelor took to a drug s ore. Trans the description read, "Seventeen yards l of silk i mpith a woman in it." After the 1 druggist. got through laughing, the Vachelor proposed to a lady that even ing, and was married In two weeks. "Ma," saitla little boy, "has auntie got bees in vermouth?" "No, my clear ;;why'clo you ask ?" "'cause, Captain JONES caught hold of her, and sari he was going to take honey off her lips, and she said, 'well, make haste.' Orr-Door. WiilTEWA:llll.—Take good quicklime, slack it with hot water, and while slacking add to what will make R pailful a pound of tallow or grease free from dirt. It may be rancid, smok ed, ,or otherwise unfit for kitchen use. As soon as the violent slacking is over, Stir thoronghly; All. the water- should be adile - d - - , b ore the slacking ceases, and the mixtures be very com plete. This forms in thew ie , waiftan insoluble lime soap, which,,if wash is diluted with cold water, often separates in rain Lap clots. If the mix• tore be well made, it will be voy smooth and is little affected by the raiZt e -American Agriculturist. 111 mBEE, •,A,3.- -= i iv Pr • destination