II 111 Eil ÜBE 111 VOLUME m oo ikvontionik tvaßt,vs t ovn..vc, st9.ll,ripa I VAN GELI)ER. & MITCHELL 4 t . p. foja6 i -"' 111 1P. LAKA39I7.- HMIS 01 8139CRINION INVARIABLY 11 ADVANCI. Subscrip . tign l 4 ,(p;r4 i -1- • RATES OE ADVERTISING. TEN LLlES•orthiitox itss, ItAICE ONE SQUARI o, I 8 Ili' I 4 Ins f BPJos I 611.10 s I 1 Yr Square, I $l,OO I $2OO I $2,50 ► $B,OO I $7,00 I $12.00 2 8q9ar0v,..._ 12 : 001 4,001 4,00 1 8,001 12,00 I 18,00 Unitl.loj o 115,00 117,00 1 22,00_1 30,00 1 50,000 NI•••:71 1 - 540'24 0 0 - 1 . 0: 06- 1 45 ,6 0 1 -06 : 60 rlOO.OO a . 0 CR- Spools! Netreeo - 1!. tet `.pes-11berialttositi or Loral 20 cents per Wise , - .0 i 1 It t * . .. Traosieut.adentisbig stoat be paid for la adva 43.. A:GNU : eIk; illittiks,:',TobitlibleAlabki; Meal, /Ai went Notes, Marriage Certificates, ac..on band. ', 0- . BUSINESS , CARDS. Tan Golder & Book,. klajo,ood FoucyiJob Rrillteris; - ..All,work pristhviflq "oi%d eicectited.Stin.: tviBlo. 'ly; f7itnlo, Attorney and Colinaslor at Law, Insuranee. Bounty: rind Pejasion Agency, Street, Welleboro, Pa., Jen. 1,.1870. Geo. W. Merrick Attorney and Counselor at Law. WCS 7411 Smilh, Eeq., Main Strpet, oppopito .11nion Block, Welleboro, Pa — r -Jati. 1, 1870 , jib. W. ~:i.d4ul4 Attorney and Conlinlor at Law, Mandela; Tioga county, Pa. Collections promptly, ott#3ndod' to. Jon. 1, 1870. Juo. It Mitchell, Attorney and Counselor at Law, Claim, and In surance Agent. Offioa ovor Kress' Drug Stop, adjoining Agitator Office; Jan.', 1870 Niles, - Attorneys and Counselors at Law. T WJII attend , promptly to business entrusted to their earelir the counties. of Tioga and Potter. Office an the' Avenue. Jan. I, 1.870. 8: F .NVILsos.) • [J. B. Num.- John W. Guernsey, Attorney and Counselor at Law. All business" ontrasted to him will bo promptly attended to. Office 2d door booth of llazlett's Hotel, Tioga, Tioga County, Pa.—Jan. 1, 1370. Win. B. Smith, , Pension, Bounty and InsnraneO Agent. emt.? munioations sent to the above address will re-. calve prompt attention. Tcrme moderate; Knoxville, Pa 1 .--Jan. I, IS7O. • .John C. Horton, Attorney and. Counselor at .Low, T.itign, Pa.-- 0 Mee with C. H. Seytnour, &tr. Business nl7 , tended to with prciroptness.—Jan. 1. 1970. W. D. Torben & Co., Wholesale Druggist?, and dealers io vuper e Kerosene Lamrs, Window Perfutuerr;' Pitiuts,,Oili, &o -Corning, N. Y. Jan. I. Dr. C. K. Thompson, Wellsboro, Pa., will attend to Piofcssional cail& in the village of Wellsboro,, and elsewhere.— ,- Office and Residence on State St., 2d doorlm t right going east.—Jon. 1,1870. D. Bacon, IC Physician and Surgeon. Will attend promptly to all calls. Mike on Crafton Street, in rear of the Ment Market, We{Mayo.—Jan ; I, 1870. E. S. Perkins, 11. D., Reopectfully announces to the citizens of East Chnricstno nod vicinity, thßt ho would be grate fill f•yr their patreasge.' Office at C r ,1: Kohler's tpre.—Jan. I, MI. A. M. Ingham, M. Iletneeoputhipt, Office at his ltesitleeco . .on the Acunud.—.lan. 1, Mu. George Wagner., Tailor. Shop 11ret door north of Roberts dr. flail. i•y's lint d ware Store. Uutling,Titting and ito pairleg done promptly and we11...-,Jao. 1,1870. John Etner, Tailor and Cutter. :hop opporite Dan t's Car nage :.!. , hop, Maio .S t., where lie is prepared to do work promptly Hod peat —Jail. I, Ih7o. Thomas B. Brydvn, Sarveyor and Urn Roman. (Juli t s loft at his room, Townsend House, Wellsburo, will meet with prompt attention.--Jon. I, Ix7o. ' E. E. OnIP), Dealor in Clocks and dewolry, Silver and Plated Ware, Speothelee, Cbdiu Btringe, 1-0. Watch rs and .1 uwel ry neatly' tapaiped. I.lngraving d.,no in plain bn , oirt) and German --Mansfield, Pa., Jan. I, 187111.1. l'etrolottu Ifottse, wewttiold, Pa., Geo. Propriet.w. A new Hotel conducted on the priteiple of live and lot live, for the accommodation of the publio. Jan. I, 18;0. linzlett's Hotel, Tioga, Tiaga County, Pn. 00011 t.tabling attach o.l, and nu attentive bulgier always in attend ance. 0 co. W. Illslett, Prop'r.—Jan. 1, 1/170. MIN HOta, WoWIOI.I Llor"ugh, Tonga Co , Pn. E. 0. 11111, ,t now and coinutodions building with all the tunderti improvernente. Within en.y drive of the best !milling and 6,,hing tironn.ll in Northern Pentra. Couvoyance. furni4bod. Torus moderato.—Jan. I, 1870.. Smith's Hotel, TC.ga . , Pa.. E. M. Smith, Prqprietor. 'lnns° in emulitinn in aceoutnintiate the traveling publie in a 13aperitir wanner —Jan. I, 1870.. Keystone Hotel, sabiosvine, Tiugn Co , PA., J. P. Bonn, PXPP'r. (low' entcrtiinmen' for loan oral boast. Con votient to the hyst fishing grounilA. Parties aecommilliated with conveyances.—Jun. 1,'70_ johnfeints:m.li, Dealer in Verapmt and Italian Burble, mann. teesturer or Mont - intents. Tomb Sti.rses. he , eor tier Morket and Cetior :its.. Corning, N Y. All orders promptly ni•ufly executed. An• drew Van Dusen, Agent.—Jan: I, 1870. Vnion ifotef, Miner Wntklnr, Prou'rielor. Thu traveling put), will rind !hi, al I 01:11 . (0111/10 nod ,eHnvenient linure to I•tI.1 , :It. frond rtnbliey, end anlit- Irony° r. .Jun. 1. 1810.. THE Qamier sE.t rts, vitopltik.Thit NVII ERE delicious creani, kronth o:in fection:try, Icin,bi fititte in* ilAtir soas.)n, it nice dirt) of ft,t. Eeffee. or ehoeoi.ite. and Opiteys in their reii•et - cat, fr hwt nt ett hourr, rervcil in die bort t.tylc Ntxt doer t e low Roberts h Bailey's Hardware Sti,ria. Main 'street. wcAllboro, Jan. I, 1870. HARKNESS & RILEY, BOOT AND SHOE MAKERS, Over & Volt th, roma bitely ixerupiett by Belli. Seeby. tipIUCS ANtl' zilltiLiS.at ail 'Wiz- mad( 10 qrtior tpl in the beet tuntinur. - Ntt 4f all kinds end 4.011. Ilion :14 n W it El t, . tVnliAl4ro, Jan. I. 11470.-I. K R. KIMBALL= OROOERV AND RESTAURANT, One door ahoy° the MeAt Market, NV EL , 1 , 81301t0, PENN'A, • R ESPECTFULLY announces to the trading publio that he bas n desitdille stock of tiroc carips, couiprisiog, Teas, &trees, Spices, Sugars, Molasses, Syrups, and all that constitutes a firs& classistock. Oysters in ovary style it nil sea. sortable hours. Wallsboro,Jan.l * 1870-ti. itlll MORI t~ [ ~,.'"' 4 *r ^, c ~ ..,,~ ~ _ erg•• i:tli.O::t - ,::gt'.:,.:'., ,. . - k:.:::..0:::i - j(tt''..0 1 1 i• • i EJAA 1 SEWING MAtHIPIES,i '694 BROADWAY NEW , f Points of Excellence. • ail f< Beauty Bud Elasticity of Stitch. Perfeetion.end Simplicity of MAchinirx ,p , ils!ng bolb threads" difeetty frinn p fastening of, iteth.i - ,by bond untrue 'Poste. 4f4uri/A; - tie !A:14(89f 4 , o : licatten - wlthotti'ehbvigi 9F, diestment. "" " • 'rhom see retains 113 Vitality ntid ITrinnbsa ter w,,ashing and ironing. Ilesiilos tieing-ell kinds of. work den° by. other. Sowing 311tebines, the , zo 3.lneldnes,exeento the 'post beauttful and permanent. Embroidery end ?rnsitu6nlal ' ' . • • x.rt-The highest iPreintztate at , all - ,tbe frird and 'eihibitions • '4:4 'the united Statea• 'and Karope, have been awarded the; drover tbfßaker , Sewing Alaehines, and the work done by them, wherever ekbibited'ininonitaditicaf.') ,t/Wrllio very highest prize, VIE GROSS OF TABT,EGIOROF BONOR, was conferre'd on the representative of the Grover & Baker §otring Alaohiries, at tho Ex,positiopjloiyerstille, Paris, 1887, thtts'atle4itig their - great intierier -I.;typ,vcr all other Betring,Mpoliii)es CIT' 'BUOK ;BLANK BOOK MANUFACTORY, iialdwin Stroot, (SXGII.OV-plg BIQ BOOK, 2D F i LOOR.), - ME BEI GOOD A 8 VIEP. T.,C4E+P AS .11111, CY-EA PEST k BLANK BOOKS Of every descriptiOn, in all styles of Binding, and as low, for quality of Stook,.as any Bindery in the State. -Volumes of Arrervdesaription sound in the best manner and in any style or dered. t i ouna jaiiiriiiitez,gt;:oitak- ruleeri, 0 Books To. Id Eteouted - iivthe tmst gt,k, (es; ,Ligazlis "ON `41•1410 • Taal prepared to-Atrial:lh bak , numberkof ull Reviews or Magazines publishedazz the United qtates or Groat Britain, at a low price. 1 BLANK 1300 K & OTHER PAPER, Of all sizes aiid qualities on band ruled or elain RILL " HEAD PAPER, 1 Many quality or size, on hand and cut up ready printing. Also, Itilits.PAP.,Fltt r and °Alt]) 00A1tLl. of all colors and quality, in boards or out to any size. " • STATIONERY (;ap, Letier; Pelts, Pencils, &c. • 1 ..cu sub itgent. fur Prof. SHEPARD'S NONCORROSIVE STEEL PENS, or vAnionn sizes; ion LAM RS AND 0 DNTLENI [ w'll warrant equal to Opld Pens, Tho host in use and no mistake. ° i the above stock I will sell at tho Lowest Rates at all timos, at a small. advance on New York prices, nail iu ltuat/tities to suit, purehasers. All Work and stock warranted 118 rtglrthiliflted. • I rOp t 1 y solicit A 'are' ot puha() iitroit, age. Orders by mail promptly ateended . fo,— Addre.ss, LOUIS ICIES, Advertiser Iloilding. Elmira, N. Y. II A RDIV A RE; BELTING, SAWS, CUTLERY, rp suhseribbr ha fitted lip . the 'Store first do'or eort Thomaa ilarden'h dry goods store,. for the inautifitetnro nod tale of ' ' ' CIGAR,,, (all grades), Fancy and 'Common SMOKING TOBACCO,MichiganlineCul CHE WINO, and all kinds of PLUG TOBACCO, PlT'ES,,and ;he . ch:o cat Brand of 'CIGARS. ripp E undersigned has fitted up the old Foun dryl, building, near the Brewery,, Wellsbere, and is now prepared to turn 'out fine calf, kip, cowhide, and harness leather , in ; the best to in not. Hides tanned on' ba'sh paid 'fot, ' ' ' welisbc,io,, Jan. I, 1870. Groat ImproVement In Densistry. . DA VIN() pnrehesed the , "exclti 4" ,4- trine ri of Dr. 'rollout's' in 41141. provelLpatent A rmprpD pr t h tot .!. 1 1 '11.ites for Tiogn • Count. now tql;e_pletiiure in offering it to the pithily es' the'grekteFtl)lB coveity yet made in • ' ' ' ); . y tho_q,e til which, we VIII overcome ` any flit) , and all dialculties which 1 - 'r & licret.olitre baffled tho skill ,uf the west piacifeal •Retiti.st iti tlie scuTl.l. ' 'Plates constructed — piton titiit . Oa* re otilin perfeetly'lß tit 'uOthir all.) .. ciictituitinces or t•,iethito Ts of the mouth , nitii; ail, cr particles of tuna can ptisiilaygcttintiNribe.m. Thole having .1.1 $ l l . ,•e, Gold or Robber Plates, COP. at hall the e... , bus - a thv itoprpvement applied do them t rip i r. ip every respect the, FOOIC. purpose. *IP pew set. Perfect satiltlnclion guaranteed . ~,t* etas.: ' , CC. DRIT, Dentist. .- 1.1.•ru: San. 1; 1g69.' MEM EIZI Tlil cert it) tbnt. w., Jure' now 117 , 10 g the Impr,or. l'lnt , •B whim perleet entisfaction. `,PRTIPEC:_ the .11403 le orl4iites trouble •,,,,t n.wit 1n . 114 , n.O ninnnb,plnte l l, rieornini4Ol 111 E; irntlt"OVP4' tqattli Ri .111...1 r It. 311:tlititiu 3et known. it:R. RIMBALL. I :I IIM3I3I.O••3F II COrte4S4 . 0101 ANS AND 11lEtODEO1 t 3 1 .• • . ~Ut , hy T. G. HOYT. Haines Brothers _IL Nana*. Cniekorings, ein way..., and SteeleP. Itinteroii-ter's Organs and Atelailfons, and M 11... B.!ti A 11-imiio•s organ. There e all first.closs, twtretnentt. Ilisvieg the . experieilve . of tinny years in Mn•ica: In , truouenis, and Ruling:the , ; i tne , oirt?r . grolter t.l eusto,-, meis Coehty than any other dealer ip Northoln•l'a Every In4trTum, is warranted forlltfOt ishilieulnrs , *Pe DlURtrat. C;tintg.gile.• I. iityrr. Mau aid(' po. J.3 1 ! L 1570-1 3 ,- • '; • Planing 6: PLOOIII.NG, CEILING, WAINSCOT .ING,' TONGUED 4 GROOVED, with rapidity and exactness' with our new Ma chinos. Try it Stud see. B. T. VANHORN. Wellsboro, Jan. 1, 1870. • • "~. ~~ ~;~~- srt ~'.: STITCit EAMILY MEM QT.7lt. • W.O'X'T:O ALL KINDS OF GILT WORK COMPLETE YOUR SETS! Jnn. 1, WALICE & LATHROP, ' ALGRB IN RON, STEEL, NAILS, STOVES, TIN- WARE, WATER LIME, Ault (CULTURAL iMPLEMENTS, 9arriagc and . .ilarness Trimmings, llltt - NESSES, SADDLES, • - • Owning. N. Ir., Jan. 2; 1870-Iy. New Tobacco Store ! L 6" Call and Fee for yourrelver. • , JOHN 1 3 7; PURSEL. • WellAoro, Jan. 1, tB7o—lf. New Tannow. Mechanical Dentislry. ~.. „~ =la ifida r:< • clTtl e ir a P e T o r tho , People. IWlll.ll4lmTirto-stltsinli FOTI TIM = It is cheap biostitss-its Sitstaittiiitt is largei than 14TOW IS THE TIME TO I'Vlnt OlatißS. ; Tho New-Torh Weal/17 Trianno Contain - It all the inipe 4 rtattlEdittirtalit ifubilitted- In tbeltAILY TRll3llNll;lexeept these of mere ! . ly loeal interest;' also literary and Scientific In telligence; Reviews , of the most interesting:and important New Books; letters frein'our 'large corps of Correspondents; latest news received by Telegraph from all parts of the world; a sum mary of all, important intelligence in ell-city: and elservhdre; a Synopsis of, the proceeding of Congress and State Legislature when In session : Foreign NOM received by every Steamer : Ex clusive Reports of the . Proceedings of the Par tners' Riskof Of iftngterlcan, Tnatitute.:,T'eike About 'Fruil.; 'StoeltrFitiltWAaff CAII4 itily (loods And Generitl Market ROOM , I TO Fun RepoFtis '''rrf . -I)lB6•Aprierrieta- Inititnto , taimbre Plitb,'aptl'ihd vlirftedi4gribullitria, NO i 1 ports3ri - iitiOt n a nnibioliVelifelithvorth 1 44. , b' Wel . 4 übseription. _ e - llORTlbill i AtitAVtolliklibbt4T. . ~ i' To keep paeo with the growing interest in 'prelatical liorticulture,..and. to comply_with_frie. (pont appeals from all parts of the country for information of a practical character on the sub- Aectk , Weihrliepgagsd'thcf services oflutporepst who I experienced in rural affairs to write In a ht Lyle &series, of articles pa the orantrgeraent, of f mall - Vinos. Fruit itidy . egiscatopundre,' . 0001 And Vow to make therr,pAy,giviorgeeeralf and Spec:* direcilons front planting telhenititaate disposal OfOphe 'Crepe - ~ c " ~ ,-: , ,-', iOf year s there h as been a L fuerative bait: ass carried on by unprincipled then, in'selllng oration - and old; plants under fnowlnantatt, to. th.e. nesperirneed. The Tribune will bo :always oady to guard the fa rm e r against any such im - position that comes within our knowledge. e VETERINARY DEPARTMENT. - I , . ..... , To make The Tribune still more valuable to is agricultural readers, we have engaged Prof; amen Law s lreteikroOlturgeop liii, Agprpell , Uni t ersity, to' amiwer'qttOslions enhcetrabg.k i diseases Of Cattle, Horses, Sheep, and other...domestic an pnals, and to prescribe! Ten:Mimi . ); AnsWera , landi prescriptions will be giverronly through the col - mums of The Tribune. Ve aro sure tbat this [no* . feature : in: The , TribuneiwilV add!, larg'ely to. ilts reader& 1 - as alluiwzieri ofanidialksre liable toi ;neett theh;forna, Olen proffered. loquirlea, ebo'd , ' be , made ; as brief,sn pessible, Omit, I theggetrtfons, , , lanewers, and preseriptlens may, be, pubilsired,to gether. In sport, ; we. intiend ithat ! The Tribune It pap ;in Abe rudisitce . rn all , tbateencerps the `Agricultural, Menufacturtog,Mining;end other 'lnterests of the country, apd,t,hat for; atialY. Wl' completeness, it shall remain 'altogether the most valuable, interesting, and instructive Newspaper published in the world. It has been well observed that a careful read ing and study orthe - Farmer? Club In The Tribune alone will save a farmer hundreds of dollars in his crop. 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Terms, Capp In adimnee, a .1 • - &tray, - Tun Turner:3E, Ne* York. • Tai LADY'S FRIENLI—The number , for "Jan. nary, 1870;is a troltsplendid New Yeei'll gift: A thrilling pieture—"Th the rapids"' of Nieigardi,l is the first steel plese ; Theipeoncl, is .- biliutiful titlqpige : fOr the . Fagoting enelie ‘ K if tit ;ttiikl. Glower w reathed portrailer ;Jain- Isf: litdy - ; • contributors—the brightly intellectual face of Mrs. Henry Wood matronizing the yoji dies--:•Mrs:i‘loultorti Ptorenoe' Percy, Pre'ecott, Mies Douglas, August Holk,..iteptaliik Hostner. Every admirer of these talented ladles will desire to nee this beautiful plate. The Col.; tired Fashion - plate, as usual, ettows,the latost styles; it'd there`is besides's:page of tidily - col ored patterns for Dalin Work. Deacon do Pe ternon„3l9 Walnut Street, Philadelphia. Prleo $2 do) a year. , ' , = Orit SCHOOLDAY VISITOR.—The first number of the Fourteenth yettisand Volume of tills wide: awake Magazine is received,, nod we pronounce it fresher,..brighter andbetter. thaCever.l. The table-of contents is a rich feast throughout, and our young folks are in eestacies over it. The:. Publishers offer a Charming Steel Engrzi= wing, just poblished, n. their pretninin plate for 1870, entitled "Help Me Up," worth $2,00 soapy, for twenty-five cents each subscriber. The terms of.tbe Visitor are $1,25 a year, or $l,OO to clubs. Don't fail to send tea cents to Daughaday 4 Decker, Publishers, 42411Tfilnt4..Street, Phila delphia, for sample Duinbers; prerratini lists, &c., ,to., and eommeneo a club , atonce, at your Post ifoltse Lot for Sale. • A (loop blouse and barn, on alot`of irro 21., ;Lorca, within ton ..tninntes walk ,of tiro' Court Mum, Wolleboro, I. offered for talo. 10 , and in tact I had engaged a man to, go. out 'on the train, but he isnot up to his en gagement, and I will talk toyou. Have you ever been acqustemed to railroad "'W-a-1, no, I n't; but I guess I could learn it m ghty Soon. What's the wages?" t,‘-Thirty-siN dollars a nmth and clothes." ‘f W-a-1, mister, I'm ready, of 'you say so, to take right hold." "Very well, then ; I'll send , you out on this traint; but ' I wish to put you upon your guard with reference to one matter, and that is, there is a set of troublesome fellows continually hang-. ing around the train, pretending to be long to the road. Some of them. may interfere with you. If they do, put them off the ears at once—tell them I put you on the train, and take wet ore. , ders or impudence from any one of them. As to-your duties, when you hear one whistle, screw on •( the. brakes ; if two alarms are sounded, screw, them down bard; and then when three are given, loosen the brakes for the train to go on. 11l go with-you and put you i on the train. You return here to-night • and then I will see about your boarding place." ' Accer,dingly down they went to the station, and there the pretended Su- • perintendent showed his employe the brakes and the mode of using them— leaving him with a fresh injunction to "knock any one who attempted to in terfere with him." Before many mbautes the Vermonter had a customer. The whistle sounded and on went the brake. "What are you doing with that hrak.a ?" shouted the legitimate brake- man. "Jump off if you don't want your head broke." • Jonathan looked. at. the rude interro gator (a small man) with contempt, but disdained : a reply. " h-reeet !. a- h-ree 1 wh-000," went the whistle and the new -brakeman. screwed away for dear life, until snap went the chain. This was a cup too much, and off went the infuriated little brakeman for assistance. " What are yell doing there ?" asked the conauctor, whd returned with the men ; and stepping upon the car, he placed his hand upon Jonathan with a view to summary ejectment;, A brret struggle ensued,, at the termination of which the conductor lay sprawling upon his back, with the small brake man's head jammed between hie leis. " Como on ye darned heathe sI" shouted Jonathan, now fairly roused— "come on ! Pine:ern you to cut up di doks around me. Pin hired, I be. Mr.. hired me for the business, and of I don 3 learn ye ter tend to yer own, it'll be coz yer strongerin I be!" A fresh struggle ensued between our hero and some half dozen others em ployed on the train, who had gathered around, and Jonathan was overpowered, wLen an explanation took place, and the Superintendent's. "store" was sought for, but could net be fohnd, ,as the. I/In corrigible wag had not been' s _ inemi- Oohs as to make the engageme t in his own store ; and although he wa strong ly :uspected as being the autt of the too practical joke, no proof could be hal , for by ' a shrewd management of the muscles of his face, and cool assur arm- aided by a different dress, he suo cee led In arguing Jonathan out 'of his sus ficion ' the latter - having charged hi.. with the hoax. The , best part of th , joke was the denouement.-- The act al superintendent hearing' of the in omitat le pluck displayed by the Ye I , outer, sent for him, and it is said th , t be now satisfactorily fills an fin pp taut post upon, one • of the great W: stern roads. DRUNKARDS leave to se , ety a ruined character, wretched ex: mple, and a memory that =will goon TO r. I leave to my parents. during their lives, as much sorrow as humanity in ,a feeble and declining stale can sustain. • I leave my brothers as much mortifi ,cation and injury as, I- could bring upon them. I leave to my wife a broken heart, a life of wretchedness and shame, to weep over my premature death. I give and bequeath to my children poverty, ignorance and low character, and theremembrance that their father was a monster. 1 Is not this the-better - Way, noonly to pick apples, but to do gene erally ?. We aregoing . to the jud ment, i i and we should have the fact in friew in all that. we do. Itris just as wicked to cheat in quality as to cheat in qtiantity. To take the price (if a good article; hen you me covertly putting of a poor*one is no_ better s than robbery. To know ingly take pay for more than, yon give, Is not a whit more honest than stealing. •A pickpocket may as well lay claim to religion or morality as such a man. PAT DOOLAN, at tl e. battle of Chan. t cellorsville, bowed low at-tCc non-ball which whizzed just Edx in° es al: l ove his head. "Faith," said Pat 4 !on+l 4 nev- , er loses anything by being polite. - , Many tourists to Niagara Falls will agree with Mark Twain, who said that the first tune he was there, the back fares were so much higher than the Falls that the Falls, appeared insig. niflcant. • yi ~, `.t: ERNE RE bthni