00.111111111111111111111118111111111111 - 11•1111111111111111111111.11111111 , ille glng - ' • \ 'ls published every Wednesday aoraing at $2 per year, invariably in advance..- -„ ,• . \ COBB &' VAN ,GELDER: , , ......i.., ~ =, - ; (V. , ;o:yarturamar ADVERTX.SX.X•rta- "ELS.TailEil. lea LINES aP MINION OR MSC MIMI tIIVE SQVADE :;o:OietilO 711 7 111 CiliCOMI - 08:1YoD1 - 1 Eqc---71----Iror 7...51,0 0 $2,00 $2,00 $5, - 00 47,00 $.12,10 Squares..... 2,00 3,00 4,00 8,00 12,00 18,00 1it1fee1....... 'lO,OOl 15,00 1 17,00, 22,00, 80,80 50,00 Jae Oa—. .... i 1 8,0 01 WO 80,001 40.00i_60,00 —. 90,00 ...- special Notices 15 cents per line; Editorial or Local 20 cents per line: . - PititiONlC. E ; 0,i3E.4. LODGE, No. 317, A', Y. ill„ meets at their Ilan ' e:ier Dr. [toy's drug store, on Tuesday evening, on or ' before the Full Moon, at 7 o'clock P.M. ---- . 1100 A CHAPTER, No. 194, it. A. AI., meets at tho Hall. en Thursday evening, on or mo re th e poi g ot , at 7 o'clock P. M. - - '... TOGA C 01111 0 4,, No. 31, It. A: S. MASTERS, meets at the Hall, on the third Friday of each , calendar 'month, at 7 o'clock P. M. ' TIAG AG IiTON COMMANDEDY, No. 28, of IW - 101:ITS TEULAD, and the• appendant orders, mote at the 'Whoa the first Friday of each calendar month, at ;o'clock I'.ll. avow , . . . BUSINESS DIRECTORY, - • , _......„._.._,..,__„„.;. • WILLIE, M H. ,sniurn, iTTORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW irmurance, Bounty and Pension Agency, Alain street Wolishero, Pa., Jap.,l, 1868; WM, GARIZETSON, . - I I if f ORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW, • Notary Public and Insurance Agent,. floss- ' burg, pa,, o ver Caidiv_gli's SOT°. OEO. W. MERRICK, i :OLNEY AND COUNSELLOR A' LAW. Ace with W. 11. 'Smith, Esti., Maid Street, ,„ 1 , 0 ,4t0 Linton cloak, Wellsboro, Pa. - ' idly /6, 18 04. ' W.llO. TERBELL 4% CO.;, lIOLSSALE DRUGGISTS, and dealers - in w a g paper, Kerosene Lamps, Window Glass, Perfumery, Paints and Oils, &0,, &o. Coming, N. Y., Jan. 1, 1808.-Iy. • . - 7 -- : i , r, wildiolf• 4. 'g• NILES. - WILSON .illa NILES; ;TORNEYS & COUNSELORS ' Al\ LAW, ,Pint door from Illgoney's, on the Ailrenue)— Will attend to business entrusted to their care in the counties of Tioga and Potter., , : _ vigilOw.r9t Jan. it I 8 P: , i \ JOHN i. Ml i ediittia fTORNBY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW, Welliburoi Tioga• Co". pa. eica Agent, Notary Bunlip, arid insurance :a l. lie will attend prompt:oo collection of ;skim, Back Pay and Bounty. As Notary Aie ho takes atiktiowledgosuent of deeds, ad liters orths, and will us Coutiniesioner to testimony. i i T2Y - Oflice over Roy's Drug Store, Acing Agitator Offico.----Oct. 30. 1367 ,T94.n W. Gtprnsov, i oy t NEY AND C00N41 , 1 4 1,0.1t AT LAO. cing returned to this couOy with ' a vlew'of -akin i't his portuanorit residence, solicits a :4aro of public patronage. All business on.: ;rusted to his care will bo attended to nitti promptness and fidelity. ()Poo 2d door south ;f C. S. Farr's hotel. Tiodh, Tioga Co., Pa. 401 N B. SBEAREPFAR4I, %PER AND TAILOR. Shop ovei!Vebn R. ,tren's Store: AB" Ctitting, Fitting. and !pairi4 done promptly and in best style. ilshore, 1.868-1 y GEOUGE 'WAGNER, iLOR. Shop first door north of L. A. Sears's , hne Shop.Cuttinu, Pittin 5, and It epair dons 'promptly and well. Tell6boro, Pa., Jan. 1, 1808.-Iy. JOHN ETNER, •Olt AND CLIT4II-1, has opened a shop etatton atreot, roar of Spays t .fR , Derby's stioe )p, whore ho is prepared to manntacture gar tut: to orclet in the 'most substantial manner, dispatob. Particular attention paid Cutting and Fitting. March 26. IEC,'S-13. Dr. C. If. Thompsiii/. (WELLSBOIIOUOIr PA.J 10 Prufnitsionnl calls in the vtilago. iniellshop anq sllsev,i4l,o. kc and It.esittonco on S tiito St. 2d door e.r 'right going East. [June 24. ISM IROON, M. D., Lite uf tile .44 n.t. Cavalry, aftot neatly four yearn Of army service, yritll a large ...ace in field nod hospital prnclice,lia opened no fq the lit actice or medi,ino and nurgery, in all ilf.i Pcrnont, front n dintaneu can find good seat the Pronnylvania Hotel when desired.— •.t any part of tlk f.itate in eenstilta Don ; or to ar t : cat 1.11,:allo:46 No Id, Unit:ll Litoel:, ap Ir t ir n l;slo, Pa:, May • Win. E. Smtth, , XVIM.E, Pa. P - Oneitit, Bounty, a ttci In Nan Agora. thmittinnioation4 eolit to tho ..7,ol , ifero *ill receive prompt attention ;LA tan.jorato• tltt it It, 16tH-13.1 Tho*. El.llevden. taYOlt S DRAFTSMAN.-01ders left at , Num, T9wnsend Hotel, Welltliotu, vtil) :c't With prompt attention. va 12.tM7.14f. • _IL 4. E. Ca I ATEY in chopiis „t., JEW ELRY, SILVER A RE, Speeptalus, Yiolin;•;L)ingt, 0 -1 Mail 4 ticl4, I.Viteii94 a ld ' je "' ueany repaired. Engravtng done in plain and Outman. 1 lieptil7.)y, Hairdressing & Shaving. I , Alose,r Willcox ,S; Itarltor'il Store, Wells 4. ,i~lipuis tqti3ittiop. Hitt to ..,141dtee' rcuttiug, Shampooing, Elyeittg, ote. Wrdide, and tiwiehes on band and maths to or- PORSEY J. a. rvwrivite, Lh W RIGITT—Agent fur all Gm best TURBINE WATER WIIEELti. Also tawarl's Osaillnting Movement for Gang and iy Saws. :g.a. Pa., Aug. 7, 1808, U. L. WILCOX, ain DEA' GOODS of all kinds, Mirth , . are . I Yankee Notions. - Our assortment is large Irieeslow. Store in Union Bleck Call ;tntieurriu.--may 211 18(f3i-17. • - • PETROLEUM 1./OPSE I ) ' , THEW), PA., GEORGE CLOS ~ Propri. '.e. A new Hotel conducted en the rineiplC 41Iti let live, for the accetnnie l ation el 14, 1866.—1 y. - - lIAZLETT / S MOTEL, 14.` p 4 - a 0 T VA •7 1 — 1\ • ttabling, attached, and air tient Ivo hos !Always in attendance. 4 . IV. 11A7,LETT, . . . Propriotnr. • #T 1 4.1 Man, Itoraugh, Tioga Co. Pu., E. G. i. Proprietor, A • now and commodious .riding with all tho modern improvoments. uuin easy drive's of tho best hunting and 11A 4reutld: in No there Ponn'a. Convoyances Terin Fee. 5,1868-Iy. IZAAIL - WALTON IDIOITSC, (1040 s, rvigg4 cpuuty, Pl - 9. 1 1411,111ILYEA;PnoWn. This is atir haitel located tvitbin easy access of the tut fishing and hunting -grounds in North- Pennsylvania. Nopains will be spared (Le tct:Cluituodatioft or ipigasure seekers untl 'graveling publi • . [4:0 . • 10 8 .1 • •• ounty and Pension Agene"y. yING received nat ruct lon i regard to !aectra bmniy allowed by Um , act approved 12 , 3 ' 1355 ,411d batiggim hand a largo s apply of all rl Llanka . T and proptii. d il to prosopoto all pear ' ,%47 baityclaluis wlticla may Ito placed' itt my V er.uosilvinat a distanea can communicate tl•elr • ; q W3l. 11. SNlrrii v,. ,itcaletober44 , 1 466 • • ITAIviNESS & RILEY, 0 0 . 1 A4D SHOE MAKE.RS 6 '' I 'ileonr an VaTheta(tirg'e s t Sr!(;re, it; 114. r, oceiwici by Ben , l. 1 0 01. 8 &ND SHOES of ell kinde made to ..etder and in the beet rnanntir, AR PAIRING of all k inds dune p rotoptl y arid Give us n call.,) 11 JOHN HAMM SS, REILEY. V!Iliboro, Jan. 2, 1.868 . --ly. • , - • . s~'';t - t VOL.' - '' x*.: CITY BOOK BINDERY AND BLANK .131)1Ig 111ANUFAq,TORY,:, ~. , iinitli4.l ' stia4i; ". 1,, ---' (SIGN" OF nip MO 800 , D FLOOR,) MAILAA, N. .- - 11,,,x_2,,,v__. GOOD AS Fjii: BE§T, cAILAP AS TRU CitEA.I;EST' Of uvury description, in alt styles of Binding, and as low, for quality of Stock, as any Bindery the State. yulutnes of oyery doseription Bound in the best niannar and in anyttyle dared. • ,A.LL,KINDS OF OILY )YORK Executed in the best manner. Old Doolie,re hound and made geed as new. • IthLei/f4.N142 EM4D)I3aO 00,1IPL8TE YOUR SETBI , I. propared to fu 'Minh bad's nu mbors of all Reviews or Magazines publisbod in tbelJnited States or Groat Britain, at a low price, . BLANK BOOK & OTHER PAPER, OC~tlisizos and qualities, on hand, r,uled or plain PILL lIEA.D PAPER, Oftiny quality or sizq, on hand and cut up ready for printiug. Aiso, DILL PAPER, and CABD BOARD of 'all colors and quality, in boards or cut to any size. STATION,EUY . . I 14ettvr, Nate ..pappr,l Envplopeti, Pens, PeadllsSt.e. f ' I am solo agent for • Prof. SHEPARD'S NONCORROSIVE STEEL PENS, OF vArclouii SIZES, FOR LADI DS • AND GENTLEMEN, Which I w'll warrant equal to liol4'rho ~ . . best in (Ise :Ind no tnistalce. The above stock I will sellat. the Low.est Bates at all times, at a small advance ,on 'Nen , York prices, and in quantities to snit' purehasars. All work and stook warranted as rbpreseuted. I rospepteully solicit a share of puhlio patron age. Orders by mail promptly attended Address, LOUIS HIES, Advertiser Building, Elmira, N.Y. Sept. 28, 1887.—1 y AT roaN EY 3 COUNSELOR AT LAW, Tiogn Pa. (lieu a iii} C. Scylnour, • nttootl;,(.l pmuipViloWnpr...4ll), DEALBR IN DltY GOODS, Groceries, Hard ware, Boots, Shoos, lints, Caps, &e., &c.,cur ncr of•lnrltet awl Crofton 'streets, Welisbor, Pa. Jan. 6, 1668. • llespectiti s liy annettnces tho citi:;ens of East Charleston and vicinity, that he ,'would be gralolul for their patronage. °Mee at the Styr° of Cdoper and Ruttier. Mar. 2.ltb E. ;i. SMITH, having put-din:x(l the hotel prupeity latcly nvr.cal 11. S with lia4 1 rouglily reptled tile hnti nt,d efin :tenon'. inudale the trr.velit,g unblin in a ;•iiperior wanni.:l;, afelk ,34 lit , ga Comity, Va., J. Lb Bann, 'Prop ictor. Conveniard to. itto be'bi ribbing grounds iu Tioga Co. Fishing parties acorn . mcdarLd %kith vosiveyance:i. timid entertain ment kr man and beast. June it, ISti9—tt. New .7i - clincry. E dritlor.-dgoe. I has fit tea up Eh; old , yotr.r. drx the tquwcry, WellAforo, add is not prepared to turn uut tine calf, kip, cowhide. and no: fies Ic,tther in the heat wan ner. .iliac: tunotd sharc;:. Cali i,uid for M. A. DUI:11 0 . 11'eils1,07.), Oct. 14, IShS. UNION HOTEL. Mt NE It WAiK. I NS, Pito. i.r.T01,1 r AV' z:ii ,t new hotel DUildlJtg,ou (lie bite otthe 4.0.1 Union litlely.destro)ii(l , l4 I dill h 0 ,% Is CCI Vs 4114 glitertaiit;;ticalc. I'llo UNion 11.1 et w,t.s iiitentlyil' 14n 't eniVeialice nn•lYholtoptietotalt can withuta grog. At, attentive hostler in ittlulatlanto. Wel letlut Jit cc .?4S, 1.8e7. GROCERY AND RESTAURANT, 'Ono door above the Meat Market', WEL LSBOP,O, PENNtA, BLISNWTFU an . nauxeo to 'the trading public that ho has a desirable stock of Urn aerics, compiibilig, Teas, Geneve, Spiels, Sugars, Molasses, SD tips, and all that coubtitutcs a first olase stock, Oyster iu fiver) btyla at all bea sonliblo holt , Wellsboto, Jan, 2,1867,-ii, . WALILEII & LATIIROP, - DEALERS IN A . l6))y A pp, BELTING, SAWS, CHLERY, .1. JOHNSON WATER LIMES AG:troutrun/a, IMPLEMENTS, Carriage and Harness Trimmings, lI,A.O.FSSIi , S, 6414/LES, C.3rning, N. Y., Ja.a. 2, I 5137-Iy.- - _`li, 14EAR YE 1 IIEAR . YEI .111A11, YE BARERLS, FIRKINS, CHURNS, BUTTER TUBS, 4;0,, . Y • cobstfrotly on hand ! 4mi furni s sted to or der, by „ • „ W. T. MATHERS, at his now store, 2d door above-Boy'' , fluildink Wolibboro. " (Juno 10, 1808.) ZIIE size Platform Scales, all ordinary for heary, a,pd counter use, may ho. found at the hardware Store of, toy f rts, Wellshoro. Tlic.,. Scales are the 'Ph epat ant nod here po superior anywhere: They are luadoin the best sile and helve taken the premi um at all the great exhibitions. • I have the solo agency for thesh Settles in this WILLIAM ROBERTS.-- Welisboro, Feb. 12, 19GS • New Tobacco Store f 1f 0 1 subscriber has fitted up the rooms a - joiniq!..l D. P. itoberts 'Tip and Srove Store for iho manufacture and sale of • CIGARS, grade.v), Fancy and Common S,VOICING TUBA CO o:Michigan Fine Cut )(MIR IVIly 0, and kinds VI,UO 1 7 0214000, PIPES, and 14 choi! ecst Brand of cIOARS. - • '• Call and see for yourseivesk JOHN W. PIJIISEL. Well.illoro, Nov. 11, 1811°— liiille=l TO FARMERS 1 • ELK RUN ASTER.—We hereby certify that We have used the Plaster manufactured by ChatuPney Sc Berne uel' t at their works on Llk Due, in ti,Rnes turintatip, and tv t e believe it to bu equal if out superior to the Cayuga Plaster.' David Smith , S M Cunable A P Conti' • Mli Cobb II E Situmutts Borualler W Barker - -Ash Stuith E ra . it S B Darist Albert King John:C Miller .1 II WatrouF WII Watrous L L•Marth R Al. Smith 0 A Smith R M FOl J D Strait. P C.Ven Odder J Smith , Jared Davis J 'Zimmerman C L King - L L Smith, . N. B.—Pkastor always on hand at tho Pride $5 per ton. 4,1868. _ . . .„, . .-i ? • ill j,i tti ~, h : ii 11. - 61 4-• i• - eHfte , !:#:. v lit. .t 1. - ' . N. - i, Al to.A , , , -,-,' • .--------t , '• ,-, , ,;• .. i.- „-7 , -1-1 - ~ 4 , - I , :iri•dit -.- - --...::__ * VW • •.; ~ . i i ~ . ' .' il 4 ef - t .- ' . -----: ,--;"-,---- +---," .-‘,.::= ; _.. +... if ,i ,, •,? ,:.,_ 1 --I • .v- S(..;14:4:1, • - _ ___...... :bn • r , ' ', L t s tr :- \ , c , ‘,. f . j , ).-.. 4 'l :i ~i i' ,, : „ ,i , :;:, , l :., .-,,,, ' ''(' • - , 'AI, sir," haVe :You. :forgotten, ilen, the little ecboolboy,uniong the -hills of New-Hampshire, to w helm 'you' so kind- ly sold a Latingrammar?? , • ;• The:gentleman - Mused.., Sold—sold - aliatin grammar ! NOw that you-recall the incident,=ldo reColi led; a little lelkow :who, interested me, and to wtionilttiv f elinifid-iiillh6oTlfook - S.' Well, air, lam that boy. You told me that I might`; pit'y',ldr then' when. I got tO,'CinigresS," if.)7011 .wily. honor` me, .);y: gegpig a:few, friends At ',dinner, I \v . :01,1444e • • ••' An .ohl hidy gave ti>is as her idea of h gr,eaf than ',Ono I,rh.o:cisilicerful of pis clothes, diin't spirits, kin read 'the: Bible ..-witliout! ,, the) :words, and eat a cold.dintierAcin it': wash day without grumbling.' , ' • - • A, quo* co liiooashigtop', ~ Wig 6bsei: tkik fp: 10 . 00 pk, rju At the 'kitcil~g}i clog hp palbraqug the:servant girl, thus addressed her : thou had betf,v, , ,qtitp peeping, er thee will Cause It'illaturhanee in the family.'-„ `: I'm afraid•yoa'll come tawant,'. said an old lady, to a young gentleman. 'I• have etnne tb want' already,' was the reply ; want your daughter,' citigict its tie cidr • PurrEß's TAVERN, 'Holmes" county; Ohio, Jooly 27 t1iii1869:-;-Paul i t the ?pea sel, in his epistle to • the Second Corin thians, remarks as fellows: "Thrice -was I beaten with rods, wunst wile I stoned.' * - * * In journeyins often, in.perlls,ny Water, in perils among:false bretliern.", , Paul wuz doubtless a devoted man, and suffered much, but I kin give Paul fifty in a hundred -on'tlre skore uv suf bin for a coz and beat him.' hevn't bin in 'eny peril uv water; for 'I never let that element gat peer me in any, shape; but I hey bin beaten with rodS 'I hey bin s.toned„eZ, Wsiz,'Paul, and. I hdv peltul with rotten."eggs'; ez wuz Paul not, at least ther ain't fanilkkennt uv it in the Skriptopf:„=, Xrleep:l t 1,-don't remember ,that eggs," oz, '4yigepabO, uv papier. disappyobashen.til,v publik.speels 7 ers, wuz over ineffshend in 'the Bible.— The Jews bad either , not diskivered their effisheno3i,or the' woz , too 'high in Joodeo to make tier yoose com- Mon for sieh purposes. Two weeks ago I • receeved a letter 'from the Chairman uv the Neslinel .Dimocratic Comniittee; requestin mete take the stump in 011ie,' Peniisylvany, Injeany and Tennessee. I' , alltiz go wherldooty calls, perviden •expenses - is Paid, and that being - sekopred I started toWunst. That T sticceed, and that I um back here in ten days, havin inthat brief time completed the toor uv four States, is no fault of mine. It yobst to be the boast uv Dimoeracy that it wuz one and the same everywhere. - It's one andjageo4 rilanynoWiantlthat my intellekain't hefty - "entifi c fo 'hold and comprehend the whole uv it, is no fault uv mine. Rather set it down to mionq the amount uv them wich made these differences, which are too far apart for any one man to straddle. I feel sensi- tivo on this questioh. write these lines with my face kivvered with plas-• ters and my left arm in a sling. I cernmenced my' labors in Ohio, In this county uv Holmes which gave more,patriets to, that noble force which resisted drafts and shot 'Provo:marsh als,than any one in the State. - Feelin, Or course, that I niust support the nom inees of the party, TilatniChed tint bold-, ly lute a vigorous eulogy tiv RosebratA. 1 spoke in that style of fervid oratory which I learned uv Henry Clay Dean, which is uv the sky rocket.. order, ez though the speaker hed bin born half way betwixt a cagup-meetin and a torch light proceshun. The sturdy Democ racy uv Holmes are ez tree Democrats "ez the State can boast, but they don't think 'ez , o.apidly,':;ez they, act. TbeY: learned soine'years' ago that IteSecionz wuz a Federal General and that his men wuz the cheef actors in huntin uv em down in.lBp-4, but they hevn't got to the pint yit uv lookin at him - ez a Dimocratio:,candidate. Therefore the moment` 'sPolte • of- "'Hosecrans ' the gallant soljer, which is nova candidate for Governor," they yelled in a outburst uv rage :., '!.1./own with the Ablishn emissary Which "pralSes a blue-bellied' butcher, and bombarded me with stones, rotten eggs and sicb. •. It wuz yooseless to attempt to eon tiuyoo to got em rite on the Governor min agin, ez my ihjeories wuz too severe. The next pint I wuz • tulvertised for wuz in a chose county, wher the De inoeriey lied bin parshelly'under blood thirsty influences Burin the late on- pleasantness, aiith whet ther -show uv •stiecer:s iu eapcherin the county arises consists in ther gebblin a hundred or 50 ItePublikin votes. Sposin from the eggsperienee T lied -that praisin sodgers wuzn't the dodge in Ohio, I opened out ,with a Viggrus denunsiashun ti‘r the 14inkin hirelins wich brat onto the country the 'wee 'which wo NVUZ now suiferin under, gettin off tiooently the speech I yoosed in the Vallandygniu eampane m 1803. Inlinejitly ther wuz another uprose. The - e:unlidateti choked MO orf, ther fiends in the, aujience pelted me, with sticks and stones, and CZ I wuz Lein carried away 1 hed the satistacskun -uv 'leerily a speak& dammin the committee- for 'sendin uv esef . iped'loonatie to speak to - em. My eggsperience in Ohio was not'itv a neater ealenlate,.d,to please me, and I moved to wunst PonnSylvany. I felt good ez I struck that-sakrid Here, plot I_ to Myself, is a Stitte-uv_ laborer e. Here isti State intcr , which:l steel only meetthe braWny-arthed 'and horny-handed, sous - uy ' ;Here, for iw u nst,•my patli deer. , • I opened out my first media ftirlois ly agin bonds, again monopolies, agin" bloated bondholders,. agin .the aristo cratic- men uv-wealth, which, by ac cumulatin bonds, hey managed to get into their hands enuff to subsist ionto, thus wringing...eat:ins laittries , out uv the sweat uv the labrin mep,,and.then t rentemberin th s rlakOhlweggspefienbe; . had just cp.uruncrweil,_. to • tgeuk .ou t eulogistic uv the noble men who op posed copperheadism during . the war, ;when the most ; unearthly yell there ever wuz heerd assiled me. "Who bra you hero to 'abcioie our candidate fOr Governor?" shouted the infOoriated Mob, and,Stbnes and ''sticks began to like hail abbat me. ,I stood This till two enthoosiastic admirers uv Packer, Kuslied .to, a grocery handy by, and returned in a minit with a basket uv eggs- 3 Tigirti:aralever stand,'' and demoralliect and' - 'bewildered T loft ,pebrisylvany... made my way irnmejitly to Tenn 'essee_ , where Fwuz taken charge of by the Ditnocrisy : which is supportin Son.- ter. I Nyuz somowat in :doubt az tOv,ift ~ • pertikiler kind uv. beinperisY to go for, but at my.first m.eotin I.notist, perhaps a thousand disgusting niggers mixin in the crowd.. To..wnnst, - niy,line. of Lick-, shun was decided onto. There is a I e-: ality, thought I, in the' repugnance the naternl CiineaShun feelStoWarcl - _the A&lk in ; 'suit Atere; ;4/here the'. nigger elhciws his _way, -Imppodently among Vinites,'Wat better string' kin - I hitrii 'on than nigger suffrage ? Confident ,in 'the correctness uv my theoryil. opened 'ut onto the nigger With the ferneity 'llll , . ,the tiger., ' Men of Tennesee—, Derneernis tivAht,; ' , to ut,7,•4cliseif," ;Viz4led I, " are yo "j 4 in _to 'stand side b3k side with the gr•asy, disgustin nigg er; whose- smell alone 'is a • sutlisher4 I I ws ••ninagin'.too:clo:se relashenship, po liti Ile or seSliel, with cm, , DinrweratS uv,lennesseel • Wilt yoti consent :that disgustin beast.'l' (I pinted • to, one pc .koolyerly oirenSive), "slier ie :yoor •ekhl, and that—.'t . . . .. .. - . -• I got uo further. A showereuV stones, nrii•yin in size from a hen's egg to them early ez large ez llint•wei.yooSdd ez a ebriter.stone for Um :Military and Clas ikie liistitoot , ; - 'oVervilielpie& Me, and; the ind igninit Wllite,PernecrntSpeuncled . me and ,trainPled.anto, me, for, Oneiin, their AfrikM, -friends- an d , vat wuz W US$, Oi 110 n ing out ez abjeet for my in, sauce ribaldry, they honored- candidate for the Legislacher! ' , , • •. • „Ingeauy 'Wall , my' nekt essay and my last: • , ltiy-first'--Meetiti • AV 110(1 UZ ' in a spot peknolyerly:''llivOrfiliie 'fur — Such purpo s es: "The . .. , illage. - Wilfz Aniaii, &'con- sistia t a 'grecerY; litaelkiiinith ~ S lioP, and store, and. there . Wifz , ,ti, dititillery, the prowl tinS4 0f,,th0,• proprietor,, uv -which wni that, •he had :never paid, a eon( uv, tax -to .a tiranikle .government, and the aujouce, wur.' large and elitliosi astie. From my experience :in Tenn • essee I • •sposed that- probably - the De- MEESE 11M11 [From tho Toledo' Blado.l '- , NAM ON THE STUMP. I,raa.om'." moeracy lied abandoned its opposition to nigger suffrage, and seein no niggers, I judged it Would be perfectly safe to try myself on that shoot then and there. I akkordingly opened out with a vig orous deuunsiashun uv them wick wuz so bigoted and so prejoodist - ez to deny the ballot to 'all men,' black ez Well ez I didn't git no further. The Democ racy. uv Injettuy is ez lively ez them'uv Tennessee, ' Ponfiylvania' and Ohio.— There - is 'a good. crop nv stones in that sceshuno and the air wuz suddenly filied with cm, and all uv em wuz flyin In the dleeeshun By me. " Down•with the d----d , nigger hivin Ablishnist I" shouted thb infooriated populls, and my heels alone saved my life. , lam back in my.room , under PeP4, per's hospitable roof in Holmes county, Ohio, .haven made: the. tOor uv four StatCSin't,'W6 WOckg. The ftilleriti' Leta ter wuz .this mornin- forwarded to the Chairman of .the • Nashnel ,Democratic Central Committee in Noo York : , • Sin-ram' willin to lift my voice in behalf uv the Democracy, Natl can't afford to do ate° miscellaneously. I I can't spred myself ore too much ter itory, ez things politikle are at' this time. Travelin expenses and unlimi ted Nvbisky,is geed, but life is I can't, afford to give iny stu iclt a good time at the'expense uv the' rest uv my anatomicle strutter. I boy bin egged stoned- •in Pennsylvauy, stomped in Tennessee., and clubbed in Injeany for advocatin 'Deniocrisy ez I understand it. •Islow, sir, I 'am vallin %to proceed in the mishnary bizniss 'but - only on these condishuns: 1. I am'to go only in' one State. 2. Yoe must give me before]. start a legibly printed copy uv the Democratic platform uv the pertikeler State into which am to Seek. 3. -Yo o must furnish me, before spek in, with au authentic biography uv each uv • the Democratic candidates uv the State - into which lam to speck stating fully their race, color; finanshe condishun, viows on all the question before the people, parentage and ante cedents. I consider this necessary in the pres ent highly nixes!condishuu . uy. the Democracyv 1 o prevent our orators from fallin into, sch errors ez them `rich neerly'laid Ile a cold Corpse into the silent toom.' Onless these condishuns aro fulfilled I shel speck no - more. Respectfully, , PETROLEUM V. IsTASI3I7, 'Wick wug Post Master. • A Printing Office as a School: A correspondent of the Louisville Joutital, in the course of a series of in teresting reminiscences of an old eon= nection with that establishment, says : " For a young man who is not alto gether a fool, who has had the advan tages of an Ordinary education; the printing office is undoubtedly a- capital 8011°4 for intellectual advancement. In regard to , general knowledge, no class'of men who labor for a living, can approach the- printer. The - studious anions them, it their natural gifts be .noc_i t etow the level of mediocrity, have equal cuirives stn so called pcofcssions to acquire both worldly honbrs and literary fame. From the days of Saxon to those of Franklin, and from hid day to our own, the craft has produced eminent men in every profession and- in every walk of life. A good printer is generally a good critic, not only of language and punctu ation, but of the intrinsic literary mer its of whatever comes under his hand. It is impossible, that he should be oth erwise, since's() great a part of his life Is made up, asi it were, of facts that en force relle,ction... The labor that em ploys his hands gives to his ,mind nOther exercise nor care. His 'fingers move intuitively to the exact peints re requisite for UM proper appointment of his work,. while his. mind seizes ; the idea sought to be covered by the writer whom he is engaged, and is only ex pelled therefiom after his judgment •bas passed sentence on its merits: " Many a one, without knowing it, possibly owes - 5;61110 unkimWn compos-' itor or.proot reader.much more of rep }station as a writer than he would be willing to acknowledge. If, by chan -ging-Um reading pf a sentence without affectineits-meaning, he ean.give to it strength or sorifething, a vied printer asks no questions about tire-matter but changes 'it' at 'once; 'And tic), If = the_ • grammar 'of a sentence is evidently faulty, he would be considered unfit for the business, did he not rectify it in this particular: ' ' "I have known some printers,' it is true; who could never learn the plain est rules of either composition or punc tuation. 7 -To such 41 one might be used the identical words,. used by, a „well known', Pres . byteritni, speaking to , Young; but partiettlarly silly candidate for ministerial orders. `'Young • Man, you have made. a mistake; you have been called to another field—the corn field "- WHAT EVERY. YOUNG MAN SHOULD Do.— 1. Every - young ,man.should make the most 'of himself,' intellectually, morally, socially and physically. . • ' 2. He should, depend upon•his own efforts to accomplish l these results. 8. He should be willing to take ad vice from' those 'competent to given; and to follow such advice until his own - Judgment or : conVictions, properly founded, should otherwise direct. ' 4. If •he unfortunato"enough to have a rich and indulgent •father, he must do the best he can under the cir cunistances, which will - be to condupt himself very much as-though he had not these obstacles to overcome. 5. Ife'Shoiild reniember that 'Young -toen,-if they'- live, grow old, and - that the habits , of the youth' are. oftener than otherwise perpetuated in the ma ture man. Thiewingthis fact he should goverU himself accordingly. • - 6. - He,should noveribe discouraged by small ; beginnings, but remember that nearly all great results have_been wrought out' from Apparently light - . • 1. 7. He should never, under any eir etinistanceS, be idle, H . lie cannot Sid the . ettiploYMent he prefors, - let him come lig near his desire-as 'possible—he will thus A' each, . the object or his am bition. 8. - .Xityoung men have. . inalienable rightS; o ',among Which none is ' . gt:eatei or more , saered .than the , Tight to he ''somebody! „, . •,t A little negro, passing a dru store, vils'aecosted with; &I stly,i but, What tualcos, your .feet so -long behind?! -The little ue,grp „answered, =sea, you see when the Lord - made us nig gabs, he thought he wouldn't give us any feet; •but when he made - up•his. mina to guh'em, were so glad dat - We ;jumped right, into ,the:middle of,lem so !' : A boy havin,,4 , coinlilidned to hisTath ,er.that Bill had thrown ttio Bible at him, and. •hurt :him. on the boad r the father, .replied,,,".Well you are the only inembei of my - family on whom the Bible ever made the least ImpressiOn. A STRONG TEMPTATION. . , A young man, or rather boy, for he was not seventeen years , " of age, was a clerk in ono of the great - mercantile es tablishments-Of New - York an orphan and poor, he Must rise, if he rose at all, by his own exertions. His - handsome, honest face, and free, cordial manner, won WM the friendship of all his fellow laborers, ind many were the ivitations he received to join them - in the club room, in the theatre, and even the bar room. But Alfred Harris had the pure teachings of a Christian mother to withhold him from rushing headlong into dissipation and vice, and all- the persuasions of his comrades could not induce him to join them in'scenes like this. Ho feared the consequences. ' One evening, one of his fellow-clerks, George Warren, the most , high-toned and moral one among them, invited Al fred to g home with him to supper and make the-acquaintance of his' family. The boy gladly assented, for he spent many lonely evenings, with only: his books and his thoughts for company; He found his friend's family very social and entertaining. Mrs. Warren, the mother, was a pleasant, winning, I might almost say, fascinating woman ; one of the kind whose very little speech seems of consequeiee,Aind Whose very act praiseworthy. Mir. Warren - was a cheery, social gentleman, fond of telling. stories, and amusing young people. And eorge's sister, Jessie—how shall I describe her? A girl about Alfred's own. age ; • a half...bashful, half.sauey, dimpled-faced, rosy-checked maiden, sparkling with 'wit and pleasantry, and pretty enough for 'any young man to fall in love .with at-first sight. This was Mr. Warren's family, and it was no wonder that Alfred was charmed with them. They -were not very wealthy, people, but were in easy circumstances, and on a promising road to fortune. ) Alfred very soon felt as well acquainted withthem all - as if he had known' them for Years. The sup per was delicious, especially to a boy whose small salary could alibrd him Only the plainest living. - After supper wino was brought • In. Mrs. Warren poured it out herself,' and with nwinning smile passed a glass of the .sparkling liquid to their guest.— Alfred took it with some hesitation, but did not raise it to his lips. Each of tifq family held a glass, waiting to pledge their visitor. But Alfred feared to drink. He • set the goblet on the table, while a burning flush overspread his face. "What! do you not drink' wine?" asked Mrs. Warren, in her pleasant tones._ , , :"I have been taught not to drink it," said Alfred. ' "You .have had good teaching; I doubt not,"-said the lady, "and I honor you for respecting it, but I think it ,makes a difference where and in what company you take it.- I-should not be Willing for George to go intoabar-room in company with dissipated young men, and call for wine, but at- home, in the family circle, it is different. A mod erate use of wine never hurts any one. It is only when carried to excess that it. is injurious. You- .bad .better drink yours. So little as thatwill never hurt . you. Jessie was sitting by Alfred. She t )or up the glass he had set on the t able and gave it. to him with a charm i r smile. "Drink it for my sake," she said. Again he took the gebte . t in his hand. The glowing Wine was tempting, but the faces around him were more tempt ing still. lie raised it towards his lips. But at that moment there rose up before him a pale, sweet face, with pleading eyes—the face of his mother in heaven.• The boy laid down the glass with a firm hand, and with lirtu tones he said : "1 cannot drink . it. It was my mother's dying request that I should never taste of wipe, and if I disregard it now, I tear greater temptation will follow. You must pardon my seeming dis,Jourtesy, but I cannot drink it." A. silence fell upon the little circle. None spoke for several minutes! Then Mrs. Warren said, iu a voice clicked with emotion : "Forgive me, my boy; ,for tempting you to violate your con.seienee. Would that all young men would' show as high a'sense of duty." Every lone •of the family put down their wine untested. "The boy is right," said Mr. Warren. "Drinking wine leads to dee p2r pota tions. We have done wrongin setting such an example before our children. ' - klere,_Ellen," lie called to the servant, a- Way-the ay-the decanter.?' And, as theilible-waS cleared of the wine and glasses,-Bli."Warren said, solemnly,: • "Now here, is the presence of you all, I make a 'solemn vow never to have any more wine on my table, or drink it myself, as A beverage; and may my in thience and precepts be as - binding on i my children as the request of the boy's ,mother to him." • - • AattlMrs. Warren softly respoutled _ "Amen l" , %Mr.. Warren turned to Albert. "We are noVdrunkards or wino. bib hers here,,, my boy. 1 have always preached temperance to my children, but I have never realized before how an occasional glass of wine, if partaken) of in good society, could injure. II see' now. If a person can drink ono 'glass, he can drink another, and yet another, and it is hard to know just where to draw. the line. • I thank you sfor' this lesson. i I will show that I have as much manliness as a therei boy. My children, will you follow my example, and pledge to abstain totally from wine as a b'everage'."' . . "\Ve will father," was the response. This pledge was never broken by'any of the family, and never did Alfred Harris have cause to regret that he re sisted the temptation to drink one cup of wine. I:ears afterward,• when he Was a pros perous and worthy merchant, and sweet Jessie IVarren was his wife,' they often spoke Of the consequences which migl4 have followed, had he yielded' to that one temptation ; and Jessie,tries , to im press as firm principles upon the minds of her children as her hushatid'S mother instilled Intl:all° heart of het bogy.' • - WOivvlitt How FI E LireEs if this ain't rough we don't know-what is: • 'A bashful young man inliticawished to,get married. ,-A friend, introduced him to a rosy lookinglv or ' an d r'essed in the' latest fethalc , fashion.' • The at.= r a»gernents fore the. wedding - were all made.. ~ , B ashful ,young , man ~« ' »y ..in ecstacie.'_' He' invited his friefold 'te the Wedding , 'they Came,--and the parties stood up.to.be married, tie& thew came the denouerent. The justicei , : in !Stead of- p erlorming the alarriagP- e'e r " infernieti thQ bashful young man that he was the 'victim of'a prac ,tical joke; that the- blooming person leaning so confidently on his, arm h a d Pantaleen E4on,wore boots and chewed tobacco. ThQguests enjoyed the scene very much. Bow the young man en joyed it the .ObBG rye? reporter does not say. An frishocatehruaii,d'aiting past:genie harvest - fields during the •summer, ad dressing a smart girl engaged in sheav ing, exclaimed : Anal' : my darling, I wish I waS'in jail for stealing ye I" JOBBING,DEPI~TIItEIQ T. inopropriotoriltiviiatookedtheestabliebra of with anew a vane sesorttuent of • ; * and aro prepared taexeonte neatlyand promptly POSTERS,RANDBILLS, CIRCULARS, BILL HUD% CARDS, PAMPHLETS, itc., Deeds, Mortgages, Leases, and aftill sisortment of Constables' and Justices' Blanks on hand. ' Pooplo living at a diatom° can dependon _ ha#- ing their work done promptly and gent back in retain mail. NO, 34. Some writer, to us unknown, tells this story of her : Twenty, years ago,' a young man who bad paid attention to a bright, sweet girl for a long time without making anything that was even a second cousin to a proposal, was startled one evening by the question, "Robert do you want to marry me?" He tried to evade the question by asking why she put such a question to him. "Because, if you do not want to marry me you must stop coming to see me. No' mocking-bird arou Ad the red-breast's nest, you know." Robert took the hint, and, with a cool good night, walked home. What should he care for a girl so rude as that? Good company as hers elsewhere., He would join the club hest day. He tried to sleep but could not. He didn't quite like the turn things bad taken. The figure plagued him. If he was amock ing-bird, who was 'the red-breast that he was keeping away from Buell a fit ting partner ? "At any rate, one thing is certain, Edna is smart as she is pret ty," he said to himself, "and she means business." The next morning Robert went to the counting room. It was a long day. Business had dragged. Every body was preoccupied, hurried, cross. He was glad to go home only it wasn't home. He took a book, but found him self trying to read the coals in the grate and figures on the wall - instead - of the page. He threw himself on the lounge, but it was dreadfully dull. He stood it for a while, and then put on his hat and walked down to the window Crai gie's. He stepped upon to the door as usual, but Edna was engaged. He asked to have her called. It seemed a month before she came. At last she appeared. He rose from his seat and ;met her in the middle of the room' s and said, "Edna, I have come here to night on business. I am tired oil being your mocking-bird, and want to be your red breast; will you be my wife?""When do you say ?' said Edna, her face suf fused with blushes. "Soon as I can. make a nest," replied Robert. • "I believe both the red-breastsjoin building the,,nest," said Edna, "and I want to do my part." Thiswas twenty years ago. To-day' one of the hand-. 'somest mansions in one of our cities is the nest of the wedded pair, whose life been sweet as a bird's song, and. •whose hearts, like their• affections, are as young as ever.! There is'a great deal. more in putting a little straight forward business at the beginning of life than is usually supposed. How TOPSAWEII. WAS IDENTIFIED.--• Topsawer, or the firm of - Topsawer, Bullion & Co., importers and merchants, Boston, found himself going into a bank in New York last week with a Check drawn to his order, which he duly indorsed and presented to the paying teller. "Mr. Topsawer ?" inquired that in dividual, glancing at the robust figure before him. "Yes, sir," saiVropsawer, sonorously from behind his ample waistcoat; "that's my name." "Know any ono here, Mr. Topsawer ?" "Know any ono here ?" said the mer chant, looking around at the busy crowd of money-counters, book-keepers, and others that were within his range of vis ion—"not a soul." 'Very sorry, sir, we cannot pay out money unless the holder of the check is known to us, or identified as being the proper person-to receive it by some one we 'know." "Proper pers'on to receive it, sir ?" said Topsawer, growing red about the gills, "proper persons to receive? Why anybody knows me in New York! Sprott & Co., grocers ; Bullion & bankers." "Very likely, sir, but I do not know you, sir, and you must bring in 'some one that I know to identify you." . Topsawer, crimson, and swelling with indignation that he, the great Topsawer, should be served in this manner, seized the check and strode into the street. He bad scarcely walked half a dozen steps when he met Gilloons, of Gilloons. Bros. & po., the great dry goods houSe . "How are you, Gilloons*: Just the man I want see! see! Come! in here and identify me, so I can draw a check." "Certainly, sir," said Gilloons, and fit they went. • "Mr. Teller," said Topsawer to the payer-out of bank notes, `allow me to make you acquainted with' Mr. Gil loons, house of ()Moons Bros. & Co., dry goods, Murray street." "How do you do, said the teller. "This is all right," said Gilloons I;lmpously, from behind another big \NU - Ist-goat, 'This is Mr. Topsawer, of Boston, "That may be sir, 1- Isaid- _ again to Gilloons,"but I do not kno you," "Wha-wha-what!" said Topsawer, -boiling -over at the second refusal— "don't know him? What d'ye mean by that.? Harn't I jjoi introduced you ?" JOB AND CARD TYPE AND BAST PRESSES, A SENSXBLETAX,. " Veu I first come to Piladelfy to serve I was very uncivil," said Katrina, now a tidy servant in a respectable family, " I laugh . mooch, and I feel ashamed to remember how I behave ven I know so little. Schon—dat was my beau—Schon, ho took me to the teater on night, yen I bin in Filadelfy but tree weeks. We sits in the gallery, and we not see goot, and Schon said he would get a better seat: So he puts his legs around jde post and slides down mit der pit, and looks up and calls out: "Marine! Katrin'e! coom down—tish a good place here !" and I lean over, said I: " How can I coom down, Scion ?" and he said-, Shust slide. down r So I put 'my legs round der pilliy; and slides doWn. Dunder I how the • people laugh!, dey play no more dat night upon the stage. Everybody laugh and yell and whistle all over the house. - I Was much ashamed then, thoughl knew not any bairn. But now I blushes red every time I -think mit It." . , . Two Irishmen stopping at. the Island House,Toledo, fit their gas, and, with . windows open, sat down to enjoy a chat: Th e hungriest of Toledo mos quitoes soon flocked in and drovb them despe e. The clerk, who was sum mono to devise some defence against at them, Id them. to close the windows %, and p out the 75., They r aeted on ,the suggestion and placed themselves between the sheets. !Just• as they be gan to doze, a lightning bug, which had -strayed into the room, caught the eye of one of the travellers. e roused his companion with a punch. 'Jamie, Jamie, it's no use! Here's one of -the creators sarchin' for us wid a lantern l' LUL'K AND LAfoit.—Luok. lies iri bed, and wishes the postman would bring him news of legacy. Labor turns out at six o,clock, and, with busy pe!t or ringing hammer,' lays the foundation of a competence. A sawing maelAine in Toledo, Ohio, is .driyen by a steam °ugh*, which, boiler and all, can be placed on alado3 Work-table; the steam is mad e by heat frOM a gas burner. II teller