ionßiwG Tho propriet,or a Lave stet Iced th et) 3 tablißliule % vith- a new a varie' Werairtmeui. of - • •,, Jog,alia .. cAlvo Ty FY. PAST, P and fire preparvd - tv'exoottte promptly POSTERS, lIANIMILLS, 'CIRCULARS, READS, sARDS', ,te. Deeds, Afoitgag'es, Leases;nnd nfull assortment of Constatiles' and dustioes• ltlanks on band. • Pooplo living,,at a distance con deimndon barl j o g their work done promptly and sent back in return mail. . IVIASOISTIC. O::SP.A LOD° 0, No. 817, A, mete nt - their. liiill "vet- Dr. Roy'' drug 'dove, ocOrueedity evening, - oh or I,efore the Full /11oou, at 7 o'clock' , - OG A CHAPTER, No. 194 4 R. A. M., meets at itho . on Thuraday evening, on or, before the Full 3100 n, at 7 o'clock P. M. TOGA COUNCIL, No. 31. R. & S. MASTERS, meets at the Hall, on the third Friday el each calendar Leona), at 7 o'clock 1. /41. . . - . . TrAG AO lITON OOMMAIIDERY, No. 23, of li:N la 11'Fri TEMPLAR, anti the appendant orders, meets et the Hall, on:tho tint Friday of each calaridae month, at 7 o'clock P. M. r— - - -- - BUSINESS DIEECTORY • • wolf:mug ii!. SMITH, AIITORNEY AND COUNSELOIAT iLAW Insurance, Bounty and Pension Agency; Main Street Wolisbore, Pa., Jan. 1, IKB. _....1 . • _.. _____ WM, GARRVTSON,c 3 ATTORNEY AND COUNSELOR.' Aiv,Aw, :rotary Public and Insurance Agent 4 lOS burg, Pa., over CaldweU's Store. GEO. W. MERRICK; ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW. Wilco with W. it Smith, Esq., *ais Street, opposite Union Block, Wellabor°, Pt. July 15, 1868. W. D. TERRELL & CO., 110LESALE DRUGGISTS, and dealers - ' in wall Paper, Kerosene Lamps, Window Glass 4 Perfumery, Paints and Oils, &e.; Sc. Corning, N. Y., Jan. 1, ISFS.-Iy. S. F. IlrusoN WILSON & NILES, ATTORNEYS & COUNSELORS AT LAW, (First (lob/. from Bigoney's, on the Avenue)—•- Will attend to business entrusted to their care in the counties of Tioga and Potter. Wellsboro, Jan. 1, 1808. JOHN I. IYHTcHELL' ArTORNEY AND COUNSELOIL AT LAW, %MIAM), Tioga Co., Pa. Claim Agent, Notary Public, and Insurance Agent. Ile will attead promptly to collection. of Pon ions, Back Pay and Bounty. As Notliry Public ke takes acknowledgements of deeds, ad ministers ortbs, and will act as Commissioner to tato t05ti010ny.,... , ,T53-offico over Doy's Drug Store, adjoining Agitator OfEico.—Oct. 30. 130 T Johu W• GuornseV, ATIDItNEY AND COUNSELPIt AT LAW. ii.tving returned to this County with a view of malting it his permanent residence, solicits a diaro oc public patronage. All business en trusted to his care will be attended to with promptness and fidelity. 011iee2d door south of E. S. Farr's hotel. Tioga, Tioga Co., Pa. sept. JOHN B. SUAKSPEARE, DRAPER AND TAILOR. Shop over John R. Bowen's Store. iar' Cutting, Fitting,: and Repairing dorto promptly and in best style. Wolisboro, Pa„ Jan. 1,1868-1 y GICORGE WAGNER, EA ILOII. Shop first dor north of L. A. Sears's Shoo Shop. 1 , ,,,,r:8-Cutting, Fitting, and R epair ing dono promptly and well. Wollsboro, Pa., Jan. 1, 1569.-Iy. . JOHN ETNER, TAILOR AND CUTTER, has opened a shop ou Craftdn street, rear of Sears Derby's shoe shop, where ho is prepared to manalacturegar. moots to order rt the most Btllistatittalsnrinner, a»,l with dispatch. Particular attention paid to Cutting and Fitting. Nlareli 2141865-1 y Dr. C. It. Thompson. [wELLsnoirovon ps..l 14;11 attend to Professional Calk in the village, of Wellsboro and elsewhere, Oitlre and Reridance on State St. 2d door on the right going EaM, pnne. 21, ISAR. D i BACON, M.D., late of Iho 2,1 Pa. Cavalry, aft of if • airirly roar yeat Ft of artily Herr ice, with a large .ixpacietiiie in field and lioapilal 'tract ice, haa opened an mite cur the ,ractica of wedierua and siii•gely, in all tiranel .8011 s from a ill-dance etin lied good 1, violin nnsylvanta Hotel Own vis. f the Stale in cow-wit:won, ni leronln CrUtiona. No 4, Unto), Mork., up :Pa—May2,lB66.--13% 1.147 m. S. Smith, KNOXVILLE, Pa: Pension, Bounty, and In :armee Agent. Commnnicalions rent to the . above address will receive prompt attention. Terms moderate. Dan S, 1868-131 Thos. ELElrsrden SURVEYOR & DRAFT,SMAN.—Ordert; left at nit room, Townsend Hotel, Wellaboro, will meet with prompt attontion. Jan, 13. 1.8117.—tf. R. E. OLNEY, DEALER in CLOCKS S JEWELRY, SILVER A. PLATED WARE, Speetnek,s, Violin .ticringf., ,te., Mansfield, Pa. Watches and Jew elry neatly repaired. Engraving done in plain English and German. , .11septli7, ly. Hairdressing & Shaving 6aloort over Willcox & Bather's Store, WellE. bore, Pa. Particular attention paid to Ladie4; (lair-cutting, Shampooing, Dyeing, etc. Drain, Pull', coils, and awiches on hand and mado to or ler. II.W. DORSEY. JOIINSOI4. J. G• PUTNAIYI, witionT---A gent, 14,r all the, best. 1U TURBINE WATER WHEELS. Also I , lr Stowarei Oscillating Movement for liana and AI day Saws. inga, Ang. 7, IB6S C. L. WILCOX, llcllor in DRY GOODS of all kinds, Hardnare and 'Yankee Notions. Our asso'rtniont is large stel prices low. -Store in. Unionl Blssek. C, II us slonllesnan.—may 20 1 8t B—l y. PETROLEUM ROUSE, EsTy IELD, l'A., a EORUE CLOSE, Propri etor. Anew hotel conducted on the principle of live and lot live, for the accommodation 01 tilo - public.S'-Nov. 19, 1866.-Iy. HAZLETT'S fil 0 TEL, I'l 0 0 A, TIoGA UOISN'PY, P.A., Good stabling, attached, and an all:entire ho_s tier always in attendance. E. S. FARR, . . . • d HOTEL, WESTFIELD • Borough, Triig& Co. Pa., E. 11111, Proprietor. A new and commodiouc hailding with all the modern ituprovements. Withityeasy drives of the best hunting and grounds in Northern Pcun'a. Conveyances furnished. Toms moderate. Feb. 5, 1'863-Iy. PZILAIii. WALTOI HIC.OI.ISD.:, . Gainos, Tioga County, I'a. iiottAcE C. V ERA ELY EA , Pltor'it. Thi:. is A new hotel located Wi , tin easy access ol the 'hest fishing and hum] ig grounds in North crn l'eanyjvania. N pain: , will be spared 1. , r the .tet?ottx inodati oft )f pleasure sceheis and iho traNcling public. [.fan. I, I SCS.3 A“1:111.y. • I L, ' y 1 ( t i I July 2 r4 1 , 401,11,11,1 h tying at hilAttll,ltYvty , . 4111,0,> of t•II u•c nail 1,11inl:s .1 ttm pI p.t . l 1.. :111 •, , ,a and I , QUnty WM mg tchit , l. "li d ) li, 1.1,•ed .n nay 40, 1 , . l'.r - ,faislivitigat a .1i5t.ku. , .. 01, run b y lot ter.nnd I,l.nit jun , v,lll 1.0 fil IV 11. f 411 1 .111 .V.:ll,looro.ffrotober2l HARKNESS 4, - ' RILEY, BO 9T AND 'SHOE MAK OM Veeritlon ,t• ran l'ntlernl,l4,v'e Sh,rr • in :I, om I,thgy occupied by lit Dj. Seel BOUTS AND, SLIDES of all kinds ninde t.. order and iln the host manner. tkgI'AIRINCP of all kinds done promptly awl geed. dice usla call. JOHN—HARTN liss WM. RILEY. WellBboro,Jcin.2,lB6B-Iy. _ „., ~. r ~Y ~ ~ ,` . VOL. 1X.V.1. 'CITY BOOK AND BLANK SOW_ - MANUFACTOi tY , •• Ifalactrin' Strciet, (sioN 01? l'lllll Di#44101i,,2p .FLOOR,): Clow) As Tux BEST, CAve.P AS TUE VILIMPEST Of every description, in all styles of Binding, and as low, fur quality of Seook, as auy Binder) in the State. Volumes of every description Bound in the host manner and iu any style , • • • ALL K114D . 8..0F,01Lt WORK Executed in tito beet paantrr 7 , Old Books re bound and made good `wfuti. MMAZIM2tg I am prepared to furnish back numbers of all Roviesvu ot• Magazines published in the United Staten or theatGltritain, at a low price, BLANK . BOOK & OTHER PAPER, (jf quOii,ios, on hvvpd,,tlMl ILL 'll.kitti Of any quality or size, on hand and cut up ready for printiug. Also, BILL PAPER, and CARD BOARD of all colors and quality, in boards or cut to any, size. lON.E, Cap, Letter, Note Paper, Envelopes, Pens, Pencils, &c. I ant sole agent for J. B. NILES. Prof. S[IEPAItD'S NON-CORROSIVE STEEL Which I will warrant equal to Gold Pens. The best in use and no mistake. The above'stock I will sell at the Lowest 'Rates at all times, at a small advance on Now Yoilt pricitoontl itintututitisi to suit purehttsers. All, work find stock warranted tis iepriseided. I respectfully solicit a share (II public patron: age. Orders by mail promptly itilendcd Address, LOUIS E IES, Advertiser Buibling, Elmira, N. Y. Sept. 28; 1867—Ty UNION HOTEL. MINIIt WATKINS, PaurtucTon, AV LNG fitted up a new hatti bitilaing on the .i,te 1.1, of theolti. Union Hotel, lately ()yeti by tire, Lam now ready to ',cella, and onto' Lain guests. The Union ilotel for a Tonipotainco 11011E0. And tho Proilrh3tor believes it can bo sii,toined without grog., An at tontivo hostler in agendum°. Wellsborti, Juno 2ti,18t;7. GROCERY AND RESTAURANT, Ono door aho - Ve th'e3l.ltiat- Markel, WELLSR.OI2,O, PENN , A, iksrEcTim LTA' annminees to tht , trading ( public that he has a tle:•irablc :tuck 01 trip. caries, comprising, Teas, Calicos, Spice , , Males:lea, Syrups, and all that ciinAitnlea a ftist class slack. Oysters in every style at all sea. snnablo hours. WellAcoro, Jan. 2, 18117-tf. tir6;it Excitenwnt I Jolin.on nn pen( 11(..i. aria Loi. bilet.'S 11009 t, illid :i.1104•S 11111111plInIll! Th, ,ttltst t th.9' would tiny to t Its people 01 St •••1. liel , l aria vic“,tl:‘, t Imt he is raanulacturing a 1.'014111 110.,t t, Well It 1,,11,, es to 10,SeMs lift. Pullout log adt :1111.1,Zi• over 01 4.1 Itt t,; ISt. [wry it, tiocriitipitig; 2.1. 00 tt rallattozottrtttle 61,...‘• Itrettk to the 11 et; ;NI, nn ripping. 111 shot 1 . Mos at' , Pht . 0 the thing for I % ei3.1,0,1y. 5.1:0i,1,.4 lid awl uiders solicitod. Sole ri ,I West tit 1,1 bit , no ' ro' 9..curtbj. lie 1.: , ojial. reg,:ivec doipti .1 baiiii.irtiletktol lig, otosc Aylt,tll. , thaws - titt'Ll' 13 11 - t•aeo11o111ilf to serl;clit•np for ea . 11.;r1 ,- 'lidt I , h, ono doot S“Ilt II 01 s,trir•t, ~,.. 1'.,1,,1„,.4. SS% 41(104 tiO'l o', 1...•1,. I 3 Pot'. .1. I: 11 Mllll .. , , 9 1, II S IN IT Ay DAV A Mil r„STEE 1,. N A ILS, .' TO VE, ;: 'l7.ff -11 . _..1 F 7 1 ,1, lIPITING, SitIVN, CliTliFili 1 \V ATER M I AGRICIMTURIL IMPEMIENIS, larri V age and Harness Trimmings ~eIiARNESSE,S, S.ADDLE:;, ,ti.: )11/62.g,. N. Ir., Jail. 2, 1867--ly EAU Y.E ! HEAP, YE f Hl' It YE TINRERLS, FIRKINS, lept constantly on hai.(l, u La In) niiiied to or. is now story, 24 I;lsy% I,lloru. (Julie In, 186 S•), at It We! TIFF roadlo Platform Sealra, all ordinary for honey, and winter u: e, may be found at the Ilardwarr Shoe of Wm. Roberts, WelLstioro.:, These Scale v- are the,Fitirbanks pat cut and hare no ,opet ior her.. They tiro inadindhe bent btyle and tire the premi um at all the great eNliihitioo, have the b ol e a g i mpy for tlioNo Scales in this region. W ILL I. M ROItERTS. WolLibor° . Feb. 12, P.ACIFIC ETOTEL 170, 172, 17.1, 4.176 ON P' NITICII New Lurk. • 11IrE DERSD NND lalz(•: , plettg ure 11111 , 1k:1./11 , irienllS and 11:1trOili that /I'M, I/1:1+ dalu , ibex/ age of the Pneilie will h' Being, sole Proprietor .r this there fore free from fho t..., an roilly 01.10 IQ meet the downward tendency of prh:e , without :iny rolling off of tier...lee. It will now, Poi herutni.,re. he hi: , aim tain unklinikislittl the r.ienrahl.• repnlation of the Pacific, whiel) it 111, enjoyed fur twiny seffs, as our' of tliobust.4.4 (~r! 1 %;11,,rs hotels. r rid la Mu :wilt h i hewiuiftiily t•timllted ttith et cr . > delicacy of 'he The, attetuhinee will loutol eflieient and Vropriutor 'll , u r..ur - ,%1 con% eikient for then, in Ulu lower part t/itl . 1 ..•r 11,4t11 or c ,, ,rl— And WIC i.1( , ;; 1 ‘ ,•, `I Por 0 : 01 " .. ""Yl and rowdy Alt ' it.lll 10 , aml Steam bunt Litter:. 9, - —.IOIIN VAT TIN. New Tobacco Store ! :14),,,ri1,er lit (~i p the rowns ad ' j.miteg Srov9 ::_ttoro t•ltt. littl ‘.l C/G.t all :;. ( Ides). fi'd 17r.,1 01W1mon )i 7,1 hi , i(ltt Pine Cut ' rill lee:/ 1 , /.l'tl /'t)ILI ('t'll, 1'll'I;,~ • , ,nl Ilu riivi .101 IN +P t'ltYala i'•,r. 11, - if. „ , • , t,i; 2. 11:1: o 1, • • .1 01. i l l I • •I el . 11l ll' , l• s•il ll II - I 1.,11,%,• if 110.‘: e.lllll' 31 ,:I.t ;:..f 1.. thi• 1P.1%..1 -,,...1: ./ 11 001, ilde . A I' 14, $III) i M It , •,,'• II I.: - 1 , , , , itt..ii... , . 1 Ile.ti.,tier,: 1 , , . '' 6 ''"''''' A...t Iiii»II) )•, :Nsroit i I- , ' 1111, \!lii'rt I{in, , .: 1 ' .),.lii, I' Miller j. l 11' '•' .1 , ~n , WII ,Watr, , us bI. 31.fr04 1 li 'tl -, n•;`,o .1. Sttlitl, it NI Vonte i i , ,1 I: •,,:,,,t P c t . ,,,, (h ..P , ider .1 ,•;inali• , .i..,,:i t):ili• . ',:ri. z ,linimi . :iniAn ' C L Blur" . I I. ; I-:..,1t1i. . • t I N. II —l ) l.) , leralway6 On haud at tbo MM. , — ' Price ss•per ton. . Nov. 4, 1868. F2MMNIM ME --r -- -Nr „--,........-;. .!, . P .5 , , t il 47 1 ':- ‘‘?, , - • .. 4 ) : ,-- ,?" . 4 1- - ',.•-• - 4. A i -- BXNJEIY' OUR MOTTO „ L IV. ziecisk§A COAIPLETE , YOUR SETS! PENS, oe l vAitiodo sizEti, Rots ',Awns AND UENTLEItPN, E. R. KIMBALL, Mil <>cot is; r;.13.c) tni WIMIL4 -.&,x'allit/nOir., TIU'I"IsET &.c., &air s! kiethes ;Talcs neu elr I'll; .1 It' ,`.4 ,011 , :i;g1 FISMiI •••-••--- , , -.-..,„,...,,, •.,..,-,-, - -,-,7yr,,,. ,;. il - ,:1ri% , .•..,... : '''r :,.....,-. _ _ __. • • ~ •„i N.. r .,. .. , ~..). iNIEW , gfiti :14 7 . ,- Gaffing ' 14 J. A .ParSOJIS' i & Co. , We invito your attention to our New Stock as ,vr ta ti ‘1 ityory ay rag tive an!' .tnt as inor(t iii ' trado o !,:eittith great' ti,Wances - ; but int,Cti'd'fo kiv`e goods a. dollar, taking the average of otir iptoel,•than at, any time for several years, , ' Our Lirien Sindlt is very large mid I:slinn . R. Brow) Table Linens 4,f, Ls, fls, Bs, vez ; vird. ISlencllca ' t . . ' 6 , 10s, 122, Table Cloths in extra Sizes ant) Nitpizios from Towels from Towettings $1,50 to $5,00 dok. 10,75 to $0,50 _"; -s, lepc,l9, 20c, , 1. ) 50, , 2.6; 313. Full linos" pf,..l.?rapery Mwdine, Alarsoill4s Quilt , . Tat gpr6act , , chock and striped Wain-, sooki, .to;at very reasonable prices. Iu Doinestie. v eot,kqns .gur Stocy.fs . yery desinibie;l"With , cry aly ..te4ding Rites We have' 'Brown Sheetiniis yd. wide I 2 ?! cts. Bleached muslin!: Is per yd. llandbomo Prints la yd. Common Prints 6 cents, and al other goods , 'at - Che'cks; Ti 'iiings,' Stripes, ,tc.,'equally cheap. Vdsdimeres, hentael.•y 'Jeans,' tIY Cotton udes. A larger stocl• than usual, and at still lower prices. -DA.•4s-, Good ti; and -Shawls. W 0 have a tiiio Stock of Ctirly Spring Goode, very clicAp. We sr , 2:l: , .elarqc a titill Larger titoelc of the same mak,, , ~r which, we sail so many last semou, and are now selling thew at nl,OllllO per cent lrrs than la,t.fall. We shall keep all the numbc+a having them at :it:, 1 ISt . /0, sa, 6s; 7s, Bs, 10, 4, Its. twd Ire know that L.lllo l l Call beat ns i e4l,ter as to prices, qualities, or, ag to to the Evs.Cmrtment. BOOTS & SHOES. Our trade last year was larger in this stock than eves l)efort., and we desire to.' inerptie it scae4,il, and (0 U.. 5 1 .1, inteal to keep a LAW better stoek:in Ivork ter Ladies and Chil dren. \\'e shall continuo to keep up oar large assortinent of • 1 INlcn'6 :tin. ) l WAneWt; (I) . en'i Calf, 111(iroc- ' co, ••-;ilues.. At abortt the , tattio I rice 45 -lat.t year.. l'ltht reliablo of oily rtoftl, and 'tor large 11%1,10 ettahlt-t o • to 1301 it at a rely 511)1111 -t , ..- profit. Serge - Congress Gat awl Polish Boots ,11. 1 1,, Kid um! Pcbble 00(11 Work Wo :hull keep n 'fillet' larger stook thou ever here, owl >cll it loNi prices. wTNTEY►. : GooDs. ‘Vu arra id Lira bahirt , 01 our ;100: of \yin( el' Sacquoings, I)i'vss r,q,00(1, :tqurs. k . , • • At arc<<uctiun ut id!! purcont. from oar ruguhr any one de,iroui of buying very. cheap 11” IN do Fo. ; . • A.. I).AIIPONS kkr, CO Carving, Nart-11 10, 18'0.. Atlantio - and tireat Western -AND THE 0 HEAT EfIOAD tit; Ail E 116 UTE CLEV,ELA Ni), lOLEDO, CIP.CAOO, MILWAUKEE, ST.f RAUL, OMAtJA, And t 6 all Point:. iu tlio Wusz and Zion r u-WnsT Dayton, Cincinnati, ',milk- VE LLE, •ST.' LOUIS, KANSAS . CITY, MEAIPILIS., NEW ORLEANS, And nil points in 0.0 South Southwest, with No Change. of coaches TO 'CLEVELAND OR , CINCINNATI, Front point on the Erie hallway. An ad vs ta go and , Convenience not offered by any other route. 3 H, T..,. ..LEOHTNING EXPIt Trin ss DAILY. ' Baggage Checked Through, and NO CU/VS(I n from ,nu Cur to another, preventing toss or dam- Tickets via this Tiopular routo can he procured at all °film on the line of the Elie Railway, and Whp ,plirchatAng ask the Agent for Tickets .tbo'WULANTIC E (lio, A'y Ntr.vpwx-vir - IVATI,w-lv W. B. SIiATTB 0, rta' Pass. AWL, Me , : bland, 0 L, L. MICKER, Jan. 11, .1„) on. Supt., Nleadvilip, HARDWARE AND :STOVES! CONYERS & lISCOOII AC 1 , ; oi liand in] aru run .1111 tly occi vin g t 1 hc I r k .'ilar,otWarer Store over prlicic,noeded in Lhis gionre of country, 11 A 11DWAIIE 'MINI E. SHELF IthWARE, IRON, STEEL, NAILS,, M 1 /1) LETow N AND • ELMI it A SAWS, IteIPE, : . - SPT CoV •1-11 . :-;efr-.l . 6.‘gtliatorp, altd, Coat , floe IBe , CoMpaniont a l l. l the jitS I) y (4.lol)ratnil HAIN COOK NTOVE, , .` j j• 1 - NY, A W -F-1 ; zzlo borpalui) to meat 1110 wild.' of our ell.-totool:, CONV.EItS ();;(100D. IVolli•bor4.lan. 41, 18119,1 y. . ATTCIILIN,EV.kt.,COPNSELOR A.T LAW, Law renuevill Tiogn County Pa. Office over Ocorge AloLoa no Boot 45 Shoo Storrs. business attended to with promptuela. apr. 7th, 'O9-Iy. f=;24A.:, 1* ...iILI „ j .'; :.., 1 .. ...... .1 Lt: ' i tik . :I C ', 1 • : ;. :-\ • 0,1 „) ):25 ' t • ; ; I. • J. • j tII X I I4.O ' " ..a6611h15114.1.1=,231. , • cx.r ril.l3.caltzglist Qualities. as gver BLACK ALPACAS THE MEM DEERS & .1113130'rT, orvosir DEvol. ELLinA MOM John C. Horton, 1 i WELESBORO, . Kocto' Cleaver • //- ' - ,80NG.• -" BY 01117N-lIERBBITII / Drop down below the orbed tea • -43 lingering light in glowing / skies, And bring i tay own,,tsgo•dov9/10 iue, My (Thar •troic-lOvo ticiro§s'Abo r sca z ---•' : With tend - cf.-lighted 0$ • • - - Fornow the gates -of fight are flung ' • Wide.ppen her dur courts amonk; And the happy §tai§ (*Mita and up, • Like bubbles 4{4 brighten, ono by 'one, To the dark wo,t / bUiin of some gluiving cup Filled full td thciParting Sun. Love-ladewtCoin the lighted ups!, The soft,,winds come., My soul's oppressed For joy/of him t alt up the, dint • _ Dolioitiuo Fah blow fearkesaly, ,• „ , Wesewilad, thht art the iendereit OVII that breathe from sbutk or inst., Jo)v /perti of him, hp 41.10 ze71 : 34 Brion' coy -*and ea' rriy - I.,l'eist"." Blow all his kisses bock to Mel Atamoment after nignient grows q~i'grandeur ,tip, from deep' to deep • " Of dtt'rknes, till tho'nmght hath ofemb' , From far to star, heaven's highest dome; And, like a new thought . herd ,in steep;; •' Time siumbrous',glory glows, and glows, While, far below; a whisper pies That heaves thci happy sea: For 'o'er faint tract's of fragrance wide, A rapture pouring up the tide—. A freshness through the heat—a sweet, Uncertain sound, like fairy feat— Tho west-wind blows my love to me !. On the dock I hear them singing . Songs they, sing in my own land; Lights nro swinging—bells fro ringing— On the deck I sec hitn stand! • 'ltiorrilantoito 'grading. MIGHT AND RIGHT Nearly every country Village has its bravo. Wode not mean an"assassin," nor "a man who murders for hire," as , Worcester explains the word ; ttut we mean-the king of the' village tavern— the man who can "whip anybody in town"—the great animal who thinks his position enviable, and who is envied by men of puny bodies and little brains. Our village had its bravo, at all events, and a perfect type of his class he was, too, a great,lover of the "ardent" And ever reqdy, to lift his hoarse voice, and exert his rude strength, in opposition to all good. His name was .Tonathan Burke, though I never heard him called Jona than but once, and that was before a justice's court. Jack Dirk° was his "namo the world over," as he often, said. Ho was a big, burly fellow, six feet and tWo Inches tall, with .broad, massive shoulders, great long arms, ,and a head like a small pumpkin. His face was characteristic. A low, rece ding fbreheasi, •small pug. nose, thick, heavy lips, a broad chin, and all blotched and patched with whisky flowers.' His eyes of a light gre'y, veiling on green, his hair, coarse and 'crisp, was burnt ain't 8,1111 - tirlt , tt neitbar ,rtul,ilayen, nor yet of a dark bud. _The only featifres in the whelp, maß,which tended' to de tract front his herculean proportions was the flat, or rather hollow, appeal ance of his breast: To one skilled iii avatoiny or. physiology it would have been :it once apparent that he had .bia little of what is generally .denominated "bottom,”' and that a long-continued physical efforts would have reduced his "wind." From his youth upack Burke had been at once shunned and feared. Be took little .pleasure in society, but chuckletr, with brae delight, at the 1J timid, trembling, shrinking way with which the village girls,'and'even many of the.wcaker boys, passed him. AS he grew old he became more inso lent and coarse, and When to his natu rally wolfish , nature was added the ferocity of drunkenness, he became the terrorof the village. At the time of his writing.he was twenty-two, and fast forgetting the little useful knowledge he had acquired.at school. Among , LIM recent accession to the population,of our village was a young man by the' name of Alfred Maltby. He was a small man, not over live feet ten inches in height, and quite slender, but the man who studied him closely, would have seen that the paleness was the result of long Confinement, and was more, after all, a delicate fairness of skin than a lack of health. And I could also litiNe' becu seen that his slight frame was,, admirable moulded' and bound litiply Mgether. Alfred 1i1144y, was what the girls of our village,' and especially our lodge (Live-for-ever 209), called a handsome man, and, moreover, the , young tnen voted hint a • "good L fellow," and the little - fellows—why, if you had dated call Grim "a mutt'," or an "old snuffy"' the boys would have thrown stones at your windows, and stolen your apples, and inflicted their direst, vengeance, & only small boys can. , And Maltby was equally successful with the "old folks:" lie was respect ful, without stupidity,. and knew just what to'say, and when to say it. Not even our good dominie had so many friends and so few enemies as the schoolmaster. So it was not strange that when we had our next electiOn he should be chosen. W. C. T. of the "Live-for-evers," , receiving all the la dies votes' and two-thirds of the gentle men.' , ~.. L 'AI MS study One day some of us.wn ___1„.,...,,, ~-.—..ieu—we were invited in as we went by his boarding place, and we were pleased to accept' his in vitation. His study was a gem of a place , for comfott, and among other things not absolutely necessary in teaching a school, we detected a Title, a set of boxing gloves, a pair of foils, and a pair of heavy broadswords, while upon the door was a pair of weighty d uln b-beils. I wondered what these last were for. Surely not for the teacher's use, for I could do nothing with them 'save to swing them around at an angle of forty degrees, and .1 was much heav ier than he was. - "Mr. .Maltby," I asked, these for?" " Oh, .1 exercise my muscle on them," he replied, smiling and taking them up. First' he raised at arras' length and held them there soine tnoments,.his breast swelling out like , Ili; Roman . cuirass. Then he threw up and out,aud around, handling • them as tho' they had been mere toys. t seemed impossible that so small a ho n should contain so much strength, but he assured us he had gained it alt _iy I practice. .11e had la bored for yehrs o develop his niuseular system, which I, ad been very deficient in his. childhood.. He also said that his exercise, enabled him, easily, to bear the confinement of the school-room. Our lodge were making arrangements for a grand pie-nie xeursion to San quoit. "-The ladies *ere making pies and cakes of all sorts and shapes; the girls were coaking dollars 'out from gnat illiug , pocket-Crooks, in.: lieu Of which, they left tickets bearing the le gend': 1. 0. of G. T.. Live-for-ever, No. f. 09, Pic-uic. . ' Sauquoit.G rove, July 10. Admit the Bearer. We young men, meantime, were wit ...:~~r„ Mianisi i . r, .. • - .: • .? , •..... , „..-...• ,s„ : ~‘ ' , 1 . 4 . ... 1 . , •• 7 : t, , . f • j _.: • .., -•,... - , -f.. 111 r; on-all lands of emu, cure tables to provide i vertise—a busy time, The day at length cat smiled upon a cloudles breeze • came ,wenderif grove,'beating orrits b. lag coolness fromlthe N thing came to mar the occasion. ,Tack 13urkt pearance on the,ground apparel, which Was • 1.) 1 Kingsley's, and glorffie . Lion of brass jewelry through the whole ere\ would gladly have hel but we shrank- from one who was so Istroni,' and withal so reckless d his wrath. We Sew t I our W. C.'l l . quiver'tia insolent fellow swagg& he said , nothing. We Jack had sworn to ma the Wood- Templars„ AVaS , Sgro to Orro of our 'party was Harry Sanford. He NV, good-hearted fellow an all. ;He had waited ling, to the'PiCLnie. M blue eyed maiden of,ei she loved Harry fondl jUst as well as ~we kni loved her: - • jack'Burke had freq . ' wait upon Mary, and mittened. Ho had pro and had made his boas I Sanford, dared to put h', be would drop him." ' occasion, Jack AV"as not his way, to Mary's at, nervous and uneasy,. light andilreaded the to annoy. both.him.an Mary asked Jack t• her, 'and as she spoke, in g away to escape - hi breath. I " You will, eh!" crii Mary by the arm, ai back, "let's see you." The, frightened girl ti alarm, anti Sanford sta his fear all consumed i " You miserable cur, let her go.'' Burke dropped her for the boy, swearing ` him to within au inch In a second all was a sion but in the midst o a clear calm, ringing t "Stand back ! stand mullet me through.' quickly clear, and our into the open space, I like lire, his lips con form erect as a soldier "Fellow," he thund at once! Do you hear' ard, to insult a girll l=2 For a, moment Burk taken aback, there' N%i the tone and bearing ; him, and in the straw! darting its o:owes at him for a while. everything by sine an( brute vourage soon yet " Who aye you V' wt accoinpanied with a n the head. " 1 am the man wh leave this place. Yu is offensive. You well if you loot any decene at once." "Look here, my I lowed the bravo, "jus decent again, and I'q doll lace for you." - There was a quiet s face," as our ehanipit "Your present con void of all decency. would not stay where make himself unman t of the ladies. • With a tierce oath huge fist, and dar would have iuterf motioned us back. St. What couhl our gent against such a giant'. We soon had al Burke's first advanc nimbly to one side, motion of his trot, toes and laid him ground. Like a sprang to his feet, an curses started towar he would annihilate j and serene stood master, and es the raised his left elbow I list over his shouldei moment planted ht Burke's face with a like the report of a giant completely blow was struck by just how, to throw advantage wheueve it. "What_ are MEI r2(3.43, .1130.q.133. A. WAY 19 " I shan't g \ o \ away," brute, "and if youdon lump it." Come, Mary," Wing "let us lektve bin Jack Burke rose 1 and so he was ; but he recovered his se► wards Maltby an . ' school - master perfor as surprising as it a thing of steel wh pered springs, he ward, and planted the giant's breast. log, but his breast and he was soon on one 'you have Sqcur-cm,l am not to be trill( away, and you stud that one black eye: me more, I shall I you. I have given " I will lick you don't—" the remai was mixed with tei precation ' and will ing upon his lips, 1 the cool.Werthy C This time the sc him in a new fashi( blow aimed at him tie in a shower of 1 and head, and bi body, that convict Lament. luster, resounding flail, the blows louder,, and each st There w as no escai Burke was-entire,ly flattened out of all ily, and ho Mellow call'. . " \VIII you leave the ground at once ?' demanded; Maltby. ' " Yes ! Ah ! Oh Lord. yes !" " And never molest Miss Darling again '4" ' " Oh ! Ate ! Never! Oh, Lord !" . lef. min - lster received •n, lie stopped every , and began to 'rat nooks upon his face least and arms, anti ely stunned' his op , and thicker, and like the strokes of a fell, each sounding riking whore aimed. )e, Ito respite, - until exhausted, his face semblance to honaan td for mercy, like a "Olen go, and remember, henceforth, that however weak or unprotected a Good Templar may appear, she is never alone." Like a whipped cur he was,. lie left the ground ; and after lie waSigone, the W. C. T., whp had not received even a serateh said: • " We are now about to open—X mean ain't it almost dinner time?. Let me go and wash my hands,,and . then for dinner. lam hungry as a bear. Don't let this trouble us nor spoil our enjoy ment." • • The 'day ended as pleasantly as though no oudea,yored dlßeiple of Baeolaus bad :.. ~, i : % • .:,:' ,e-- .1:33. 2 T-, • cal" "C7c7.1.67eac0xim..7' 1869. 'laces, to pro ' , e-water,, to : ad ssure you. o and the sun sky.; a fresh g through the osom a refresh. est. Only one pleasure of the L made n his tip ,elad in .gaudy ver bought at by a constella- , I A. chill ran I d. Many of us ied him away, meddling with and mantle, Ind merciless in ,e thin ups of Ihe noticed the ring about, but 1,a11.. knew .that ze trouble with d j o u:, , that. 1.'.. Il NV, , ' ' la youth 11Uetl s a quiet, pi us, was belove 1 ci ft by lion Mary - 1 r ti ry Was a pr tty .hteen, and that we all knew, w that Harry tently oftered to ) often had been essed to like her, s that if "Harry s arm in the way n the present long in linding„ o. Harry was was small and lant who sought his companion. go away from urned shudder s whisky-laden replied the surly t like it you may Sanford, trem -71 d rke, seizing id drawing her ttered a cry of led to his feet, i his anger. ' lie exclaimed, rin and started he would whip of his life." (arm and confu - the *clamor rose one. Lack'. all of you The way was Vs. C. T. stepped is , eyes burning pressed and his s. ' . "leave here EU I What a cow 'lmmo; Shame!" was completely as something in I* the man before ely burning eye I him, that awed at lie measured I weight, and ids s the first remark, wailing shake of ordered you to ir presence here e not invited, and y you would leave DO dandy!" bel t you say I ain't .vile your pretty mile on the "doll 'n replied : uct shows you de- A decent man not wanted, nor lerly in presence Burke raised his d forward.., We red, but Maltby 11 we were fearful. lemauly ehief do answer. Upon ~ Maltby stepped .nd with ft quick aught the giant's sprawling on the . I:td, bull, 'Burke• d with a volley of s Maltby as though liim at once, Calm he young school= idly came up he passing the dirty 1 , , and at the same is own list ! upon ,low that sounded ,istel, and lifted the 6ir his feet. , Vrhat 1 man who 'knew s power to the best he wished to use ke one bewildered in a few moments :es and leaped to 1. This time the ned a feat that was as etreetive. Like and finely teni- un►ped . up and 'br oth his feet upon Burke, fell like a vas heavily boned, his feet again. 1 Maltby, sternly., d with. Now go go unharmed, save but if you trouble lost assuredly hurt you warning.'' before 7. go. BNI Hier of the sentence rifle oaths and 1m tnena yet quiver once more assailed to mar our harmony. Everybody might, have been jealous, ar everybody's girl flirted with the W. C. T., all day long; but everybody loved and honored him— so everybody was not jealous: - Within a month, the name of JaCk Burke was proposed in our lodge. Af ter his initiatioh he said : "If there is any secret about the way the school master fights I want to know it." He-bas learned that there are more noble victories to be achieved than the victories of brute strength ; he has learned to conquer his own appetites and passion. Ills eye is grown clearer, his face has lost its whisky colors and is ruddy with health.; and to-day lie bids fair to make as respectable a citizen Its we have. One thing more, all our young men are provided with dumb-bells, and every morning the yards' down our village street are aliVe with swinging arms, long before the., stm_islup tn,il. aces,, and 4ontisc forms make them ahnost worth fly name of our Lodge---" Live forever."÷ Temperance, Patriot. OUT OF THE WRONG POCKET. Mr. Taggard frowned as he observed the pile, of bills by his plate, placed there by his prudent, economical wife, not without an anxious flutter at the heart, in anticipation of the scene that invariably followed. He actually groaned us he read the sum total. • "'There must be some mistake, Mary.' he said, pushing back his plate, with a desperate air; "it is absolutely lei:: possible for us to have used all these things in one month I" " The bills are correct, John," was the meek response; "I looked them over myself.' "'Ten one thing is certain, provis ions are either wasted—thrown out of the window, as it were—or stolen I Jane has relatives in the .place, and I haven't the least doubt but that she supports them entirely out of what she steals !" Mrs, Taggard's temper was evidently rising ; there were two round, crimson spots upon her cheeks, and she tapped her foot nervously upon the floor. " 1 am neither wasteful or extrava gaut, John. And as for Jane, I know her to ho perfectly honest and trust worthy.,, "It is evident there is a leak some- Where, Nary ; and it i your duty, n a wife ' to find out where it is, and stop it. Our bills are perfectly enormous • and it' this sort of thing goes on much 'longer, I shall he a bankrupt! ' Mrs. Taggart' reina.ined silent, trying to choke, down the indignant feelings that struggled for utterance. " You will - have to order some coal," she said at last ; we have hardly suf ficient for the day:" " Is there tury thing more, Mrs. Tagg art 7" inquired her husband, ironically. " Yes; neither myself, nor the chil dren are comfortably clothed ; tilt need an enthe'new outfit." " on, madatn. As lam a man of unlimited means, if you have any oth er ',mils I hope you won't be at all hack wart; about mentioning 'cm." " i tioiiit intend to lie," was the quiet but spirited reply. " 1 wouldn't do for another what 1 do for you, for double my board twit clothing. Both the par lor and sitting-room need re-furnishing; everything looks so faded and shabby, that I am ashamed to have any one call. And the stairs need re-carpeting, the blinds and gate repaired, and the fence pain Led." " That can't he all, Mrs. niggard.— Arc: you sure that there isn't something "I don't think of anything just, now; Mr. Tagn•ard ; though if there should be a few dollars over and above what these will cos: ' they won't conic ainiss. 1 bluUld to have a little change in niy pocket, it' only for the novelty of the thing. You needn't fear its heijig INlr.,Taggard was cOdently not a lit tio astonished at this sudden outbreak in Mil usually quiet and patient wile, but who, like most of that stamp, had ronsideralJie spirit when it was aroused. "New that you are through, Mrs. Taggard, perhaps you will-let me say a word. Here Is all the' money I can Spare you this month ; .0 you can make the most, of it." II ' Laying a roll of hills' on the table, Mr. Taggard walked Ito• the door; re marking, just before be closed it, " that lie should leave to ,vn en the next train, to be absent about a w eek." The revery into whiCh Mrs. Taggard Jell as she listened to thesound of his retreating steps, was Jar from being a pleasant one. Aside rom her natural vexation, she felt grieed and saddened by the change that hitd come over her once kind, indulgent) husband. His mind seemed to be entirely tilled with the greed of gain, the desire to amass money—net for the sake of the 'good that it might enable Jilin to enjoy, or confer, but tor the mere pleasure of hoarding it. And this miserly feeling greiv upon him daily, until he seemed to grudge his family the common com forts of life. And yet Mrs. Taggard knew that he was not only in receipt of a comfortable. income from his business, but had laid by a surplus, yearly, ever since their marriage. She taxed her ingenuity to save in every pos.' tole way,..,t.hut when the monthly b• ls . were piresentedthe same .- . scene was nactel to and worse. And thi. km ~...._ as his wife and able to his means about looking so Mrs. Taggal7l- o him, inwardly NY,. S:11116 MIIII.who had Wooed and won her, With a heavy sigh , lMrs. Taggard took !hoping the roll of bill, upon the table, !hoping to li n d enough to pay‘what was 'already due—she did not look for more. _ An ejaculation of astonishment burst I from her lips as she unrolled the paper in which it was folded. It contained -,.::•)00 in bills, and a check for $5OO. With a- look of quit determination in her eyes, Mrs. TaggaA arose to her feet. "The family should now have some oh the comforts to whie i they are entitled if they never (lid ag: in." I First, she settled weight being lifted she (lid so; besides ply •of fall and (Al next move was to 0 for the sitting-roan the hall re-earpetet broken door-step me and blinds painted then took the chit' them new gttrmentsl She bought h ersel r t neat gingham foi (Moine for afternoo Meer for And she took the ehildr tel the boy hati 1.4) ottell asked girl the . ("dila wish iIOWS wardra sonic hloclo3 for thel wise, ,as 'troll as I; 'laggard desired to boon a happy one ; back upon wall plc,i whole alter-life. N, gotten ; by the aid ments, for a panel - entire now Butt, tois ~..i .„ ,,_,,,.., q, ~ I, 1.. .. „c, ~ e ,very bill ; a heavy [from her heart, as . etting a fresh sup ler comforts. Her ,der new furniture iind parlor', have and papered, the icted, and the fence MI repaired. She hen out, and got from hats to shoes, liree new dresses; • 4101'11111g Wear, a i's; and something bt.nbre going home, into a toy-shop ; I vith the skates he lbr, and giving the oC her heart, a doll e--- not forgetting 1 baby. For like a kimi mother, Mrs. make their ,ehild sona,thing to look I stiro through their ithe • was John for of 'mike old gar .in, she got him an ;Other withlotufr for No. 20. dreF:Ang-gown and s]ipper:i. The ( fay on which Airs. Taggart] ex pected her husband's return was a very busy one ;. but at Iris( the carpets were down, the paper hung, and evc. , .rythin apple-pieiu order." lie was expected nn the live o'eloc train, and jtlry. Taggao het the childret attired in their pretty new dresses, t the Window to " watch fa papa," whi e she went below to assist Jane in pre paring smoothing extra for supper.- 6he had but just; returned when Mr. Taggart' was seen approaching the house. - • it looked so different, front what it did when , left, thkt, he started at it iln amiroinent, and Wanld have hesitated about entering, had it not been for the name on the in)srly • burnished door plate. But ho was still more astonished when he entered, " Ana I ill my own lniuse,,or some body's else ?" he ejaettlateir, - ag be leokeff nr / the bright and - pleasant room. • "it is the new furniture I huge been buying," said his " How do you like it ?" " Have you bean running me in debt, Mary ?" " Not in the leastAohn ; it was all bought with the money you so gener ously left me when youtwent away." Mr. niggard clapped his hand into one of his pockets. , " Good heavens !" he exclaimed, in an agitated tone and manner, " I gave it to'you out of the wrong pocket !" Mrs: 'haggard did not look at all astonished or distdrbed at this an nouncement; on the contrary, her countenance wore a very smiling and tranquil aspect. " You don't mean, to say . that.you've spent it ?" inquired Mr. Taggart!, des perately. • " Why, what else should I do with it, John? You told mo to make the most of it.;' and I rather think I have." " I inn a ruined man !" groaned Mr. niggard. —•- " Not a bit of it, my detun husband," said his wife, cheerfully ; " be ruined if you had given -me twice that amount. Besides, II have saved enough for house-keeping expenses for three months, at least. I think you had better give me an allowance for that purpose in future ; it will save us both much annoyance." The ehildren, who had been led to consider syhat their mother had bought them as ''presents from papa," now crowded eagerly around him. • Mr. niggard loved his children and it would be diftic.adt for any one hiving the kind and tender heart that he really possessed, to turn away from the inno milt smiles and caresses that wem'ti lav ished upon him. And when his wife approached with the dressing-gown and slippers, he not only allowed her to induct him into them, but teturned the loving caress with which she assured him " that he looked its young and handsome as ever.' It NS ~a t smiling group. that gathered round the cheerful supper-table. And as Mr. Taggard from the gleeful chil dren to the smiling face of hi-s wife, who certainly looked ten years younger, attired in her new and becoming. dress, lietcattlen. tha though to the conclusion. ii ttii,f,lit cost something to 1 lake his family comfortable, on the vhole, to use a conomm but expressive phrase, . . " it, paid." i ) Nt e do not mean to say that Mr. Tag gal.,' W m ., entir e ly cured; a pas:zion so strong is not so easily (I . :idle:deck 'But when the old miserly Aleling came over Litre, and be began to dole o ut grudg ingly the 11/Call!-1 with which to make his lamily comfort:dile, his wile, would laughingly say : " You are, taking it mit of the wrong pocket., John!" -words which scented to have a it4tgi'val effect upon laith heart and pur.se-arings. " Let us take comfort is we go along.' she would often .say, as sae laid her cheek lovinglyalo his • " nor grudge our children the innocent' pleasures natural to youth, tin' the purpose of laying u ) for them the wealth thal is, too often, 't curse father thanat biest-ing."—flours 01 Homc, O'COBINE'LL AND THE SCOLD. ()ilea the drollest, scenes of vituper id ion that, Daniel O'Connell, the cele brated Irish author, ever figured in,4 took place in the early part of his life. Not long alter he was called to the bar, lIH char:lA - cr . :lnd talents for vitupera tive language was perceived, and by some lie \vas, even in thine days, con sidered a niqteldess rcold. llowever, there was that time in Dublin a cer-, tali, \vomit'', Biddy _Moriarty, who had! a huckster's stall Oil one end of the quay, nearly,oppositc - the Four Courts. She was a virago of We tirst Order, very able with her tongue. From one end of Dublin to the other she was notorious for her powers of abuse; and even in the provinces, Mrs ; Moriarty's language has passed into currency. Th 9 diction ary of Dublin slang had been consider ably enlarged by hetrand her volubility had almost, beeotue, proverbial. Soule of O'Connell's frieinls, however, tho't lie could beat her at the use of her own weapons. Of this however, lie had some doubt himself, when he had list ened once or t tv fee to sonic minor speci mens of her billingsgate. it was moot ed once whether the young Kerry bar rister could encounter her,— and sonic one of the company (in O'Connell's presence) ridiculed the idea of his being able to meet the great MadanteAloriarty. O'Connell never liked the idea of his being put down, and confessed Ids were offered and taken ; and it was de cided' that the matter should corncob at once. The party adjourned to the Innik) titer's stand, and there was the owner herself, superintending the•sale of her small ware. A few loungers and idlers were also lingering around the stall, for Biddy 'was a " character," and iii her way, was. one of the sights of Dub lin. O'Connell was very confident of suc cess.- lie had laid a very ingenious plan for overcoming her, and with all the anxiety of an- ardent experimentalist, waited to put it in practice. At this time O'Connell's own party and tit loungers about the place formed an at - (Bence quite sufficient to e youSo Mrs. I\lnriarty, on pubiic prproeation to a due exhibition of her powers. saying commenced the attack; - by saying : " What's the price of this walking stick, NI 04. What's your name?" " Moriarty, sir, is my name, and a good one it -is too, and what have you to say :iglu IC? and one and six'penee the price the stick. Trotlq it's as cheap as dirt, and so it is." "'One an- 1 sixpence, bo . such a walk ing stick \V hew ! why. Y"hl 10.0 11 ' 1 hetter than an impostor, to ird: one and SiNpolleo Co, wicat ~n-t r,n l y twopence." " TivO ponce, your, gtatulmother,o replied ?do. " Do you mean to say that it's cheat.og (ho' p eo ple I and Impostor indeed !" • . Ay, impostor and it's that I call you to your teeth,' replied O'Connell. cut. you a stick, you cantan kerous jaeltanapcs.' 'Eve') a civil tongue iu your head, you old animal,' replied O'Connell tituy your jaw, you pug not...ed yr ; or. 1)V this and that,' ('tied- Mrs. Morial ity, ` I'll make you g . 6 quiel“ai ,thau you come.' tf.lje dro:tirtg agilktho - . Is publuhati witty Wedbaosblay ?blooming at $2 por yew?, invariably in advane'e. GOAD & ,VAN -GELDER. U . II .40nD.1 .A.nv•nrerisxw•cs, TEN LINES ol• MINION ? On LESS, atiat h eorz INT:UM. NI. of Sq're. I In. 3lns. llus. 3 Mos. °Mos. IYear i square, $l,OO $2,00 $2,0 $5,00 2 Bquaree 2,00 3,00 4,00 8,00 lltt I feu, 10u0 - 15,00117,001 22,00 " 4121.P.12.1).1111" Special NOtiees 1& cents per lino; Editorial or Loeal 20 cents per line. Don 4 be in a passion, my old radius. Anger will only wrinkle your beauty.' ' By the liokey, if you say 'another Word of impudence, I'll tan your dirty hide, you bastely common scrub; tind sorry I'll be to soli my fist with your carcass.' Whew, boys what a passion old Biddy's in ; iireteF,t as lam a gentle wan.' jintleman ! Jin tleman ! the like of you a jintlenum ! - Wisha., by gor, that bangs moocher. Why, you potato-faced pippin sneezer where did a Madagascar monkey like you pick up enough com mon Cnristion decency to hide your Kerry brogue?' Easy, now,' cried O'Connell, with imperturbable good htlinor, 'don't Choke yourself with tine language, yOu old whisky drinking parallelogram.' What's that you called me, you dirty murthering villain':' roared Mrs. Ain riarity, stung into fury. call you,' answered O'qonnell, a parallelogram, and a Dublin Judge or Jury would say it was no libel to call• you so.' 0, tare and ouns! 0, holy Biddy ! that an honest woman like me 'should be called.a parry belly gruma, you ras cally gallows bird you cowardly sneak ing, blaguard.' Oh not you indeed,' retorted O'Con nell. ' Why, I 'suppose you'll deny that you keep a hypothenuse in your house?' 'lt's a lie for you, you bloody robber ; never had such a thing in my house, i you bloody ld thief.' ' Why All our neighbors know very well that y 1 not °nip keep a hypoth entise, butt at you have two diameters locked up i your garret, and that you go to walk with -them every_Sunday, you heartless.,old heptagon." 'Oh! hear "that ye saints in :glory ! Oh that's bad language fOr a fellow who wants to pass him Self off fora jintle. man. May the divil flyaway with you, you rnlcher -room Munster, and bake celery sauce from your rotten limbs.' Ah you can't deny the charge, you miserable' submultiple of a duplicate fraction.' Go rinse your mouth in the Liffy, you nasty tickle pitcher. _Alter all•the bad words you speak, it •ought to be filthier than :Our face, you dirty chick en of Beelzebub.'. Rine your mouth, you wicked old polygon. _To the deuce, I pitch you, you blustering intersection of stinking superfluitiee . You saucy tinker's apprentice, if you don't cease your jaw, But here she grasped for breath, un able to hawk "up any more words, for the last volley of O'Connell had nearly knocked the wind out of Iher. Whilst; I have a tongue I'll abuse you, you imost inimitable periphery. Look at her boys—thero she stands—a Convicted perpendicular in petticoat! There's contamination in her circum ference, and she trembles with guilt down to the extremity of her ,corolla ries. Ali! you're out you rectilinear antecedent and" equitutgidar old hag! 'Tis you the devil will fly away with, yon porter-swiping similitude of the bisection of a vortex.' Overwhelmed with a torrenrof lan guage, _Mrs. Moriarty was silenced. Catching up her saucepan, she was aiming it it O'Connell's head, when he very prudently made a timely dodge. • You have won the wager, O'Con nell,' cried the men who proposed the contest. ' 3,fere's your bet.' - - A IlUlt_th IN' IN • Ruoronic.'— Brown was invited to visit a town in the'extreme rural districts for—thajorr- : pose of lee t the people on temper ance. He arrived at his destination late in the evening, and was invited to the cottage of a farmer to partake elf supper, previous to the, display of hig eloquence. TheVarmer had two Sans, twenty .to twent-five years of age, and to them a temperance lecturer app'earcil some-. thing more than an ordinary man. r Brown had great difficulty in drawing them into conversation, but at length the ice was broken, and the following colloquy was the rel-tit : `1 suppose'you've!butli affixed your names to the pledge;loalg ago?' queried our friend. ' ' Whieh?' - I presume you a'e both temperance men, and liavi pledged yourselves to abstain from the ilL i of everything that intoxicate's.' 'The which, stranger." .. • • ' You do not get the idea clearly. I was expressing the hope that you do not indulge in intoNieating beverages.' 'Eh?' I That you•do not •iiidhilge in the in ebriating cup.' Sir ?' `Do cither of you drioli liquor? That is what I'm trying to get at.' Waal, stranger, dogoned,' ex-, claimed the eldest,' I didn't know butt,' ye was a talkin' French jabber. Why s ' didn',t ye ax the thing right eout?— Sam'and me don't drink no liquor to speak on, 'cept hayin' and harvest, and then we drink right smart. So does layther and everybOdv irouzi,d here.— Et' ye talk French stutr in yer lecture, stranger, 'twont du much. good, I,tell ye, for nobody won't know a word wot per means in this yer neck o' timber, sartin and sure.' Brown declares this to be the best lessen in rhetoric he ever received, and he made an unusual eflbrt to adapt his ili N_` 7 l s% ilsNt --- LAWIR:W - 511WIRr.-'GLNY speakers may profit by the hint. In 1865, just after the surrender of Mobile, an officer of the Thirty-third Infantry, then stationed there, lost his wife—a lady much esteemed by his brother-oilicers, who were therefore de sirous that the rites to, We deceased should'be performed with the greatest possible decorum. .The.wmetery being within short distlinee, it was thought best that the procession should proceed thither on foot. The city undertaker having mounted the seat with the driv "r of the hearse, glanced back to Efee that all was in readiness to move... N oticing that the officers `sere in regular order in the rear or' the hearse, and thinking that la could improve upon that, he addressed ono ,t' the officers, sotto : “ Captain', hadn't you better get the Officer::: to scatter thenise ves about the hearse?- 1 -- it'll giVe the Riling a more cheerful appeartruco, yolf know !” . ~; Overheard ' I f i t; eo; o i Ilg liii Wll in Fourth Avenuf. yair : m; n' t I old geptle i;; 1:1h - it/wry had son ; good sou, but I r;tdigid. Son stuttered. . *Often went to -11`:::- hingtou on :- l ar k:. tlorr o wed money fr:-:01 friends---often. Friends urged• him to Eettle up.. o.ld, Baltimore gent, ‘;1-1;o1 bon to 1n a 313 - and become ago .:I man. Son replied*: :: fill- glegmonor, 'g curious how they s-s-stale thins. llicin Washington t'lla,Ps w - *" .- W - , m wi+nt 'e Lo s-s-settle up, 11.11U'yOU W- W- W. V. a- %Val I t me to s-s-set tle down. Yry-*.y-yous see y-y-y-you're a-g-g-in each other !" "'Remember *bo you are talking to, sir P' said an indignant parent ton frac tious'boy, " Pin your father sir!" • " Well, who's to blame for 'that?" aairi young itupertin.enee, , " quint vie:" II $7,00 $12,60 12,00 18,00 imp:l l l44o 09,01°_00,00
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