I' tree tioitytp agiiatot 1. published every Wedneiday Illoorning at Si: per ye ar, invariably in advance. COBB & VAN GELDER. fr.. a.v.trrerLeit. A .8.00118.] .A.9'VEIELT'Ii3X.I4OI , TEN LINES 07 MIRION, OR LiBB, RARE 814 SQUARE 7.,lo:olrSq're. 1 I In. gams.lns. ' 1,00 52,60 10 4,00 I , t nn. $l,OO $2,00 $2,60 $6,00 2.00 8,00 4,00 f_l,oo 10,001 15"1"'°°1 22 8 ,00 118,00) 18,00 26,00 30,00 4 . V.quare,. 2 '.....quarea Quo 001—. Special Notices 15 cents per lino; Editorial or Local 20 cents poi line. MASONIC: OSSEA LODGE, No. 317, A, Y. 31., Moots at their Nall over Dr. (toy's drug store, on Tuesday evening, ou or before the Full Moou, at 7 o'clock P. 32. TYO3A CHAeTEIt, No. 194, FL A. M., moots at tho Hall, on Thursday evening, on or bofero the Full Sloop, at, 7 o'clock P. M. TYOOA COUNCIL, No. 31, R. & S. MASTERS, meets at the llall, on - the third Friday of each calendar depth, at 7 o'clock P. M. TYAGAGIITON CO3IMANDERY, No. 28, of KNIGHTS IF.IIPLAR, and the appendant orders, meets at tho, 11s11, on the first Friday of each calendar month•, at 7 o'clock P. MI 1 DIRECT OWL SMITH, COUNSELOR AT LAW Pension Agency, Main ~ Jan:l,lB6B. L ATTOR 'lunar 'Wee! -- . - I'M GlingszTsoN, ATTORNEAND COUNSELOR 'AT LAW, Notary P blic and Insurance Agent, Blass burg,l Pa., Tor CaidweWs Store. W. W MERRICK, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW. Oillee Iritti W. 11. Smith, Esq., Main Street, o pposite Union Block, W"Olleb6ro, Pa. July 15, 1868. " • W. 0. TERRELL ek. Co., WHOLESALE DRUGGISTS, and dealers In Paper, Kerosene Lamps, Wiridow.Olass, Perfumery, Paints and Oils, Ac., he. Corning, N. Y., Jan. 1,1868.—1 y. • N. F. WILSON. WILSON & NILES, ATTORNEYS AD COUNSELORS AT LAW, • (First door from Bigoney's, on tho Avenue)--: Will attend to business entrusted to their care in the counties of Tioga and Potter. Wellsboro, Jan. 1, 1868. JOHN I..rarronELL ATTORNEY :AND COUNSELOR 'AT LAW, Wellsboro, Tioga Co., Pa. Claim Agent, Notary Public, and Insurance Agent. lie will attend promptly to collection of Pagans, Back Pay and Bounty. As Notary Public be takos acknowledgements of deeds, ad ministers orthe, and 'cg ill act as Commissioner to take testimony. /0 - Ogee over Roy's Drug Store, adjoining Agitator Oilice.—Oct. 30. 1367 John W• Guernsey, ATTORNEY AND COUX-SELOR AT LAW. Having returned to this etlinty with a view of tasking it his permanent-residence, solicits a Aare of puling patronage. All business en trusted to his Care will be attended to with want:loms and fidelity. Office 2d door south of E. S. Parr's hotol. Tioga, Tioga Co., Pa. sopt. 26.'66.-tf. ' ~„ JOHN B. SHAILSPEARE, DRAPER AND TAILOR. Shop over John R. Bowen's Store. _OP Cutting,- Fitting, and Repairing done promptly and in best style. Wellsboro, Pa., Jan. 1,1668—1 y GEORGE WAGNER, &ILOR. Shop first door north of L. A. Sears's Shoe Shop. '7:43'Cutting,Fitting, and Repair- In:; Bono promptly and well. • WoMboro, Pa., Jan. 1,1868.—1 y. JOHN ETHER, TAILOR AND CUTTER, has opened a shop oa Crafton street, bear of Sears .35 Derby's slice shop, where ho is prepared to manufacture gar tants to order in the most substantial manner, and with dispatch. Particular attention paid to Cutting and Fitting. March 2134868-1 y Dr. C. K. Thompson. [ThELLssonoooo PA.] attund to Piefessionnl calls in the village, f Wellsboro and elsewhere. Office and Resit - knee on State St. 2d door on the right going Eiist. [Juno. 24, 1868. FA BACON, M. b., lato of the I.'d Pa. Cavalry, after IJ., nearly four years of army service, with a large aperience in field and hospital practice, has opened an ,alcs•for thepractice of medicine and surgery, in all 4, branches. Parsons from a distance can find good toarding at tho Pennsylvania Hotel when desired.— slut any part of the State in consultation, or to prform surgical operations. Ne. 4, Unten Black - , up •i urs. Wellsborcr. Pa., May 2,1466.-Iy. Wm. B. Smith. IitiOXVILLE, Pa. Pension, Bounty, and In , urance Agent. Communications sent to the .above address will rpceivo prompt attention. rermS moderate: t- Don 8,1868-13] Thod. 13.13ryden sCRVEYOR & DRAFTSMAN.—Orders left at as room, Townsend Hotel, Wellsboro, will s.eot with prompt attention. • 3110.13,1887.—tf. R. E. OLNEY, DEALER in CLOCKS .t JEWELRY, SILVER I PLATED WARE, Spectacles, Violin Strings, ,t , ?. , , te, Mansfield, Pa. Watches and Jew dry neatly repaired. Engraving done in plain English and German. 1 lsep t 6- I y. Fiairkhvssing & Shaving. ',dorm over Willcox k Barkor's -Store, Wells. Pa. Particular attention paid to Ladies' Ilur•cutting, Shampooing, Dyeing, etc. Braids, Pud4, coils, and tirichos on hand and made to or. 11. W. DORSEY. J. G. PUTNAM, ATILL WRIGHT—Agent for all the best 111. TURBINE WATER WHEELS. Also •40vart's Oscillating Movement for Gang and lulap Saws. • flogs, Pa., Aug. 7, 1868, ly, C. L. 'WILCOX, (Nailer in DRY GOODS of all kinds, Hardware ii,,i Yankee Notions. ,Our ti sortment is large I[l.l prices low. Store' in, U ion Block: Call 'a 4 , ntletnan.—may2o 1 . 136 —I y. PETROLEUM ROUSE, iTIEL, PA., GEORGE CLOSE, Propri ...rot, A nAw Hotel conducted on the principle live and let live, for the accommodation of ht• pablio.—Nov. 14, 1866.—1 y. ; FARR'S 110 TEL, "0 A, TroGA CO - 11,NTY, PA stabling, attached, and an attentive hos ways in attendance E. S. FARR, BILL'S HOTEL, I.S i FIELD Borough, Tioga Co. Pa., E. G. 11 , 11, Proprietor. A now and commodious ... , ling with all tho modern improvements w,/Ido easy drives of thebest hunting and fish 1: ;rounds in Northern Penn'a. Conveyance fur:hilted. Terms moderate. t' 5,1868-3 y. AK WALTON 11101 USE, Gainos, Tioga County, Pa. VUE C. VERMILYEA, PROP'It. This i • hotel located within easy aceds:. of th , fishing and limiting, ground: in North atn t'eun4ylvania. No pains will be spare. r t: le:war:iodation of pleasure seekers an. the:raveling public- [Jan. 1, 186R.3 Bounty and Pension Agency. ur A. VINO received .Jellnitel ontruction• i n regard t. it the extra bounty alloived by the act approve i 1 906,811.1 haring on hand a largo 811ppl 01 try blatika .1 am prepared to prosecute all per I !wanly claims which may be placed in my Verson s I ill no At tit digtxee can communicate t•y totter, and 'il*oir communications u - 111 •,I!.tlyaniwstoLl. WM. 11. SMITH.. iho cro.October24 asus tLARKNESS & BOOT AND SHOE MAKER I rihon et- Van Vaikcnburg's Store, in , e lately occupied by Reel j. Seeley. AND SHOES of 'all kinds made •Jr.ler and in the best manner. [RING of all kinds dono promptly a 4 '' , l Give us a call. JOAN RARENESS • 188 8 .1 p RILEY. Wtlldboro,Jan.2, 18 68 -/• ll= 8 3106.16 Novi Xia,r $7,00 $12,0u 12,00 18,00 80,901 80,00 00,00 1 NSW CITY BOOK BINDERY AND • BLANK BOOK 111ANUFAVTORY, Strout, (SIGN OP TIIB" BIG BOOk, 2D F1,00U,) ELMIRA, N. Y. ova co -Frio 1 01 l AS ME BEST, CAEAP A 9 VIE CHEAPEST BLANK; BOOKS • f every ) plosoription, in all stylos of Binding, n as low, for quality of Stock, ad any Bindery n the State. Volumes of every doscription .ound in tlio best manlier and in any. stylo,or o ed. • Executed, in the best manner. ,Old l3oohere boand dad LL,- nuidegood ß is -new. :' , --) 1 -- ^ l =•-• 1 Il4tOkii2ElE M ' UD COMPLETE YOUR SETS! ale prepared to furnish heels., numbers of all R l views or Magazines publishods in . the United States or Groat Britain, at a low price, • BLANK BOOK & OTHER, PAPER, Of all sizos and qualities, on hand, ruled or BILL HEAD PAPER, - • ,Of any quality'or size, on hand - and - nut - IT Toady for printing. Also, BILL PAPER, and cARL) BOARD of all colors and quality, in toCarilS` or cut to any sizo. • STATIONERY, l ap, Letter, Note Paper, Envelopes, Pens, Pencils, &c. I am sole agent for rof. BHEPARD'S NO.N.coRROSIVE:STEEL PENS, or. vARI6os 1417,F:S;l'Olt AND GENTLEMEN, .1. B. NILES hich I will warrant equal to Gold P . ons. „The .st in use and no mistake. . • • • The above stook I will sell at the Lowest Rates all times, at a small advance on New York i • ices, and in quantities to suit purchasers. All ork and stook warranted as represented. . I respectfully solicit a share b!' &MI6 patron ;ls. Orders by mail 'promptly , attended to,-.- Address, LOUIS KIES, Advertiser Building, Elmira, N. Y. ISep t. 28, 1881.—ly • UNION 'HOTEL. . • MINER WATKINS, PROPRIETOR. APING fitted up a new hotel bonding on the site VI of the old Union flotel, lately destroyed by 'Oro, I am now ready to receVe and - entertain guests: 'Tho Union Hotel was into Wed - for a Temperance Howe, and the Proprietor believes it can be auntained without grog. An attentivebowler in attendance. %Vellsboro, Juno 2(1, ISta. E: i It. KIMBALL, GROCERY AND RESTAURANT, ') Ono door above tho Moat Market, iNVELLSBORO,_PENN'A, ESPECTFULLY announces to the trading public that ho has a desirable stock of Uro o ries, comprising, Teas, Coffees, Spices, Sugars, olasses, Syrups, and all that constitutes a lirst c ass stock. Oysters in every style at all sea sgnable hours. Wellsbord, Jan. 2, 1 S67—tf. proof' Excitentont! Johnson impeached, and Bui• breo's Booots and Shoes triumphant) The subscriber would say to the people of Westfield and vicinity that heis manufacturing a patent Boot which ho believes to possess the following advantage over all others; Ist, there isnocrimplug; 2d, no wrinkling, saveasthey break. to the feet; 3d, no tripping. ' short, they are just tho thing for everybody. Samples on band and orders s ., tlicitatl. Sole right of Westfield township and Boro' s cared. Ile has also just received a splendid set of bithrtoral patterns, latest styles. Come one, come alit We are bound toiell cheap for cash or ready pay. Shop o o door south of Sanders & Colegrovo. Westfield Boro', Feb.l3 ISCA. J. R. EMBREP WALKER & LATHIiOP, DF.ALLItS I ARDWARE,' IRON, STEEL, NAILS, STOVES, TIN-WARE, BELTING, StIVS, CUTLERY, WATER LIME,, AGRICULTURAL liIPLEMENTS, Carriago and Liarness Trimmings, HARNESSEITS'A-D.RLES, Ac. Corning. N. Y., Jan. 2, 1867-Iy. HEAR YE I HEAR YE HEAR YE BARRELS, FIRKINS, CHURNS, BUTTER TUBS, &e., 4 Rept constantly on hand, and furnished to Jr der, by W. T. MATHERS; at his now store, 2d door above Roy's Building, Wellsboro. (Juno 10, 1868.) MILE Buffalo Platform Scales, all , ordinary sizes, far heavy; and - counter - Usti,' 'ratty be found at the Hardware Store of Was. Roberts, Wellsboro. These Scales are the Fairbanks pat ent and have no snperior anywhere. They are madoin the hest style and have taken tho premi um at all the groat exhibitions. I have the sole agency for these Scales in this region. WILLIAM ROBERTS. Wellsboro, Fob. 12, 1968. J. JOHNSON. PACIFIC HOTEL 170, 172, 174, & 176 GREENWICH ST., THE UNDERSIGNED takes rqeap: ure in announcing to his numerous friends and patrons that from this dato, the charge of tlie Pacific will be $.2,50 per day. Being sole Proprietor of this louse, and there fore free from the too oomthon exaqtion of an inordinate rent, ho is fully able Oa meet. the downward tendency of prices without hey falling' off of service.- „ , • It will now, as heretofoie ;be his aim to main tain undiminished the favorable reputation of the Pacific, which it has enjoyed for many years, as one of the best of travelors.hotels. The table will be bountifully supplied with every delicacy of the season. The' attendance will be fo4d efficient and - The loc'ation will be found convenient for those whose business calls theta in the lower part of the city, being ono door north of Cort land Street, and ono block west of Broadway, and of ready access to all Rail Road and Steam boat Lines. Dec. 2, 1868—em JOHN I'ATTEN. . Proprietor .New TobaCco Store 1 liC subreriber has tit t ) rci. up the rooms aa joining a. P. Roberts! fin and Srove Store fur the manufacture and snle of CIGARS, (all grordes), Fancy and Common SMOKING TUBA COO, Mich igun Fine Cul CHEWING, and all kinds of PLUG TOBACCO, PIPEd, and the choi ced Brand of CIGARS. and see for yourselco , -. JOHN W. PURsEL. Wollsburo, Nov. 11, isr,s— tr. "DLit RUN PLASTER.-We hereby certify JUJ that we have used the P)astermanu factored by Chatopney Bernauor, at their works on Elk Run, in Gaines township, and \ sve believe it to be equal if not superior to the Cayuga Plaster. David Smith S M Conable A P Cone M H Cobb lI E Simmoila Bernatter - G W Barker Asa - Smith E Strait S B Davis Albert King' John C 31111er J H Watrous Wll Watrous L L Marsh R M Smith OA Smith H M Foote J D Stanit. P C Van Gelder 3 J Smith Jared Davis J F Zimmerman C L Kin" . L L Smith. N. B.—Plaator always on hand at the Price $6 per ton. 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'Sotto' gorner. tiOVE,I3 I believe if I should die, And you should kiss my eyelids when I lie Cold, dead and duulb to all tho world contains, The folded orbs world open at thy breath, And from ire in the aisles of death Life v,oull come ,gladly, back along my .veins, t , I believelt worei*dead; — • And you upon my lifeless heart should tread Not knowing what the poor clod chanced to be, It would find sudden pulse beneath tho touch Of him it ever loved in life so much, And-throb ngain , warta tender, true to thee, - I believe If en ray grave " Hidden in woody deeps, or by.the Wave, Your eyes should drop some, warm tears of regret, From every salty seed dr your dear grief ; , Some fair sweet blossom would leap into leaf; To prove death could not make my love forget. I Lelieve if I should fade* Into those mystic realms where light is .= :de, I would conic forth upon the hills of night, - And.gather stars like faggots till thy , Led by' LW.; Wan'On hlar.e, fell full on tact.% I believe my faith in thee, Strong as my life, so nobly placed to be, It would as soon expeot to see the aun Fall like a dead king from his height sublime, His glory stricken from the throne of time, As thee unwoithy,thiiAiorabip• Ilion bast won I believe who has not loved Math half the treasures of his life unproved; Like one who, with the grape within.hie.grasp, Drops it, with crimson 'Juice =Primed, And alits loseioutreweetnele left ungneseed, Out from his careless and unheeding clasp. I believe love, pure and true, 'ls to the soul a sweet, immortal dew That gems life's petals in, its hours of dusk; The wailing•tiiikelli sae The rich'efciViiloWel,Vvo of Paradike; Whcn life falls from us like a withered husk. litiorvnatt : epoo . geilding. NOT GROOMSMAN " Wba,t,tline is it,. ladeline?'! asked Gaffer HitChedeli, .cittefully Aiding the evening paper, and placing it on the table. The person addressed—a tall, slender woitiati about fifty-five—looked up from her knitting, and answered, with a pleamnt smile : " About half-past eight, I believe," and rising, began to put away her work. Gaffer's cinestipia . had been for the last six years theSigual - for retiring to rest, and although it was fully an hour and a half before the usual hour, Mad eline never thought for a moment of hesitating to obey. " Something has occurred," she thought, "and he will tell mo • before long ; for Gaffer had looked at his watch at eight, and a few minutes after, and at a quarter past had changed • his hair, and coughed uneasily, and now he asked, "What time is it?" Madeline was the orphan daughter of an old schoolmate; Gaffer had taken her home with him when she was only ten years old, and his sister had cared for her with motherly solicitude, until sbo.was wooed. and won by Frank Rey nolds, and went toll, distant city to G'affer had made a terrible. to-do "about her marriage, called her an ungrateful good-for nothing, and declared it was proper punishment for taking her in the beginning; but nevertheless, spar ed no expense on the wedding trous seau. And when, about nine years af ter she came back to her old home, wid dowed and childless, she was tenderly welcomed by the lonely man, for the o.ras , 3 waved over the grave of the good, r 3 • true-hearted sister. For six years she had kept house for him; cared for him, humored him, and made everything bend to his comfort as few daughters ever. do. Lovers, she had in plenty ; those Who would at any moment, have laid heart, fortune and hand at her feet; and when Gaffer heard that Madeline had refused - them, he chucaled at their discomfiture, and smoothed her soft brown- hair, telling her she was a good girl,. every way worthy of their love, only he knew that she never would leave him. He bad grown so accustomed to see ing her happy, contented face' by the' opposite side of the fire, with some. kind of work in: her, hands, that occupied neither brain nor attention, but left her always free to listen to him when he spoke, or play' Chess - When the whim seizedhim, that-he felt no fear at the attentions she received. He Seldeni spent an evening from home unless Madeline was with • him-; and thad never left his native city sinoeshescame home. r Tie was thinking of all this. to night, 'as he watched her folding,ber work so carefully.— . " What are you going to do, Made= line?" heasked, atlast. " Going to put away my work," 3 she answered, simply. " What are you putting it away for?" . " You asked-me the time, and • that is equivalent to saying `.l,amAireii i Madeline, go to : bed." _ "No, it ain't," said Gaffer, gruftlyi' "come back-here, I - want - to - talk with you. • There, let • the: ;knitting-work alone; what Is• it thati,Y;oo are In .such hurry to finish It?" ." Stockings," answered Madeline, sententiously ;. "stocitiliga for Madeline Reynolds." - " Haim% you any- more,. that, you make such aTuss aboutthit phi r " Yes, I have a pair on, I believe, and in case of antmergency I could borrow,- of von." - ' - Gaffer sat for a few ,moments in per fect silence ; at last, with a violent effort and with very much the air of a man who had Just made up his mind to to have a tooth pulled, said : " Maddy, I am going-a Way." . "Going away ?" she repeated; "where to, pray ?" The tone of surprise in which -the question was asked fully satisfied Gaff er of the importance of the revelation. " - yes! lam going to New York ; Bon neh ue is going to be married on New Year's Day, and wants me tobe grooms man. Who would have thought old Bonnehue would have got_ married at last; why, he's at least ten years older than I, and I run most fifty. You see, daddy, child, your old bachelor friend is not too old to get marriedyet. Dread ful pity leap year is 'most over; here I am, a hale, hearty man r inple prime of life, with plenty of money to support a wife, and no wife forthcoming. But what makes you so quiet—don't you want use togo?" No," said 'Madeline gravely, "I would rather you would not go ; I had made different calculations for New Year's; in fact I rather think of getting married myselfy , • "Madeline. are you crazy ?" and Gaf fer fairly bounded in his chair with astonishment., "Why, what will be come of h ouse? what will become of ? I'll starve, I know I shall !" " You might live with me," remark ed Maddy, in tile same grave, business like tone; "You know very. well," said Gaffer, testily, "that I never could live with another man in the house; I should put him out before the honeymoon was over. And who may the happy man be? some blind old dotard? some con ceited dandy? some lame) mendicant?. some lazy vagabond, who sings love ditties to carry away o d Gaffer's mon ey? or—or=" Gaffer did not stop fog breath, but for lack of sufficiently exiiressive words to convey his detestation.of_ the iprojected union, _ _ . • "N 0,".( said - Madeline ; "he ~ is not blind ,'-or lathe or 'seeking after your' for tune." She hesitated for a moment, and then continued slowly, "he' is neither very young _cr, very old,_ very ki - tid: cif.very'eress;._ ver y_ good or • very bad, very rich or very Poor—but I think ho likes me." " Of courze he has to I d you so in most affecting tones-;" mutt red , pafter iron ically. "No," she said quiet y, "he has not. "Madeline, are you razy? or going into a dotage? Why di you not tell me that you were so anxioue to get married Z 'and I would have advertised in all the daily papere_for 'a suitable lover, for a widow not I.ery far advanced ,n life, well preserved, and , anxious to leave Gaffer Hitchcock.", Wl4 did you not tell.rhe all?" and his face clouded woe fully:' "It's too bad, Muddy ! I would ave , believed(' you would .go ad enongla' to leave me ekaut now, now, hink better of ^hild." away ; when sister was why Maddy ! Maddy. it—do, and don'tleaVe Me _ . Madeline's fingers worked nervous. j , how she longed for the knitting work ! "Gitilbri'?,:„shis ',said ;without looking up, "Perhaps to-morrow you will not feel so badly about it. It is no sudden thing my determination to get married ; I have thought about it for over ayear, and yet last night I would have' said, there was no telling when the wedding would take place." Poor Gaffer seejned perfectly: . tmdope at tlie l -:iiati?Madeliffe lied'imparted, but at her last words he started from his seat, a drawing up a chair took a seat in front ofher. "Itis nottoolatethen," hecsaid, - . his face - radiant ,- with hope. "You can yet retreat; by the mem ory of past dayS; by the solemn agree ment I entered into with your father, to guard his little girl by all the years I have loved and striven to serve, do not leave me now ; you know - that it would 14-tak,lngaWaytiiy - life to. part With ybtr:"'ll - e - tdok the - two cold hands in his. "Will you leave me? dare you leave me?" Still no answer. "If you would be happy away from me, my dear girl, say so, and Gaffer willuot say another. Word •, • Speak ' Maddy; 'speak ; don't mind nie." The face of the woman was averted, but the words, though soft and tremu lous, were distinctly heard by the anx ious man before her. "I never said I was-going to.leave you.. If-ever I mar ry again;it will be to be :forever , neat'. you." The look of anxiety en Gaffer's face gave place to•one of bewilderment, and then utter astonishnient. "Do you mean what-you say ?";he asked. "Ido ; and it is for you to judge whether he is a blind, 'old dotard, a con ceited dandy, or after Gaffer's money." Then Gaffer rose, walked across the room and took his old seat, picked up the evening paper, and asked "What time is it?" " Half-past nine. Good night." "Good night as if .I, lothing had oc cured ; and Madeline ut the knitting in her work-basket and lo . ft, tuv 1 ng, aura Lour, the bell was rung, and Gaffer walked down to the breafast table in dressing gown and slippers fo tee Madeline ar ranging the cups and saucers in her own quiet, precise way ; they talked very quietly together until Madeline asked : "When are you going to New York Gaffer ?" "Not . until after the gist of the month ; for I expect to be married on NOW Year's Day myself." - There was nothing more said, and if Maddy ate little, Gaffer ate less. "Mad dy," he said, when they had adjourned to the library, "you are a very sensible girl,laud I never knew before last night that'l needed a wife; but I am fifteen years older than you, and what will the world say ?" " You suit me," she answered, put ting up her face for a kiss ; "and we wilt not invite the 'world' to the wed g." CAR SCENE.—Stranger.—"l say, con ductor, do you know what that good looking lady is there with'the book?" Conductor.—" Yes, I've seen her n few times.'' - : " By Joire;• she's splendid." "Yes, I think she is." `.` Where does she live?" " In Chicago, I believe." "I'd like:to occupy that seat with her." •-• " Why don't you askher " " I did not know. I:l4:what. it would be out of order." j , " It would not be if she Is. willing to have' you. Occupy 4. Of course you claim; td be 'a gentleman." " Oh;Uortaitily.: If you are acquain ted with;lier, - giye me an "introduction ; that is, If you, have no objections."' , " Certainly not." " How far isshe going; do - you know?" ' " Rochester, I believe."• " Give—mar-an introduction - by all means." -," ' • • . Fiking his hair, and moustache and whiskers. ifi becoming style; he followed the Condkfctor, when on reaching the Seatwber,e_oo.liidy.iat, said, with a pe euliitiltiffrikleirillid eye: "My wife, of New York, who..assures-me h e will die before reach= .Ing Detroit-if-he doe not form.yourac quaintance." • The gentleman s metered, stuttered, grew red in the face faltered out some excuse', and retinlie to his seat; leav ing the lady in com any with her hus band to enjoy ':,the' oke. While they were talking, the . , an left his seat, came up, and said : - - "All right, Mr, Conductor, •I owe you one ! It' you'll give me your ad dress, 1 - will send you a basket of cham pagne, if you will not say .anything about - this ; and if you want anything to drink before the champagne comes, we Will stop at the first station A FAcT FULL is the finest hit we ent popular distind ion and morals : In a religious exc tement in Boston, a person met a Christian neighbor, who took him by the baud and said— " I have become a Christian." " You are a christian, • then, all at once," said the of er ; you profess to act•strictly on Chri tiara piinciples. I am' glad of it. congratulate you. Suppose we now h ve a settlement of our little accounts between us, Pay me what thou owest." "No," said the new-born child, turn ing on his heel, "religion is religion, and business is business." So the paper telly us. And •what is there so wonderful about it? uot - the world full of such christiauity 7 A clergyman's mons, was recent! chester Railroad •, explained, on bel needed a carpet hs ings at a hotel. I A newspaper ar the rounds o f the —Where is your urchin suggested "Where 1 Daddy • MEANING.--Et re I 'aye seen at th pree jtion. ,between relig- 'satchel, full of ser stolen at the Ro t • pot, and the thief ?.ng caught, that he 1- in order to get lodg " 'lel° has been going tress of late headed : Boy at night ?" An another article on t Night ?" (For the Agitator.] Man an Electrical Machine. NUMBER THIRTEEN In the last number I gave some details iu regard to the operations as manifest ed in the Auroral Lights, showing that these manifestations are not eqnstant, but irregularly periodical, and that as a general rule they appeared simultan eously both in the northern and south ern,F,hernisphei s'; that whenever this display of 'ele tricity took place, the magnetie - need e was disturbed and that they frequently operated very powerful ly upon the telegraph wires and instru ments. I , have also stated that north ern Auroral Lights occupied a certain zone of .the earth; near the centre of which is the magnetic pole, • I also, quo ted the theory of IDe la five, which is adopted by Professor Loomis, that there are currents orpOsitiVe-rising froM the equatorial , waters - and ascending :into the higher regions of, the , atmosphere, whence they are carried north and aduth towards the poles,•graduaily descending till they met, coming up from the-au rend zone, the negative _electricity of the earth , and by their neutralization causing the auroral lights. I also•• attempted to 'show that 'the Tts adduced by 'Prof. Loomis,: instead two currents, furnished ev ^f but one eurren tor set - setl . 9 pole to rang ,. -‘l•enared to of idenee rat of currents from 1-117 netle pole, 'and yet fam n say thatit shows either: - In this number the question . to be dis cussed is t .whether there is anything in animal lite, analogous to terrestrial mag netism or electricity. • The atiroral lights, or perhaps the elec trieltrotwhlch - the auroral iights - are the manifestation affect the magnetic needlei deflecting it from its normal po sition. , The Torpedo Vtilge,ris; one, 9f the Ray fishes "is stionglY electrical.' The .rapid circulation of the blood :seems' to be an essential - condition- for the abundant production of electricity in this -fish. Such, at least* the conclusion which appears to result from the anatomy of the electric apparatus of these animals, so richly provided' with blood' vessels. - There is always arapid - discharge of electricity whenever this animal is ex cited, and its electric discharges-com niumcate to the magnetic needle so vi olent a deflecting force, that it makes the cireLit of the dial plate several times. ThiS electrical discharge of the Tor pedo, only manifests itself occasionally, precisely as in the case of the electrical or auroral lights. • The" electrical eel or gymnotus dis plays the same phenomena. So also, several ether electrical fish. - M. Moreau, a French Scientist of ern inence has devoted much time to the study of these electrical fish, and has come to the conclusion that le nerves that read •to the electrical apparatus, perform the same fUnctions as, the oth er nerves in their operation on the mus cles, and that,the discharge of electricity is produced by the action of the nerves upon the muscles of the electrical ap paratus. We find coming up from the earth electrical discharges which deflect the needle, and the same phenomena animals ; and we find trninrl,3 there la electrical apparatus furnisheu fully with blood vessels, carrying the blood to and from this apparatus.and nerves which act on the muscles of the apparatus to produce discharges of elec tricity. -" Now as the analogy holds holds as far as we can investigate, may we not rea sonably conclude that it holds through& out., and that the earth has also the same, or analogous internal apparatus. Another thought suggests itself in this connection. To produce a plentiful supply of electricity in these electrical animals, requires 'a plentiful supply of blood which is furnished abundantly by their innumerable blood vessels ; and these discharges powerfully deflect the needle. The human heart, the blood fountain of the body, also deflects the needle. The auroral lights also deflect the needle, and the centre of these au roral lights is, as to the earth, analo gous to the position of the heart in man and other animals. ' It seems tome that if we could exam ine the Interior of this vast body on which we live, we should find all these analogies carried out, but on a vast scale proportioned to its size. But you will perhaps say, that in general there are no manifestations of electricity or magnetism in the animal body, and that these few fishes are only exceptions. Suppose you reflect a moment? Did you ever curry your horse after dark and observe the very small scintillations of light from the hair t lind hearthe rap id discharges of electricity in the slight cracking sound? Did you ever *card your' xen or c'bws when the same phe nomena occurred ? When the atmosphere becomes drier than it is now, rub your hand over the back of a cat in the dark and see the re sult. I_presume you have observed it often. Did you ever comb your hair in certain states of .the atmosphere, and hear the incessant electribal discharges? Sometimes you have been obliged to wet your hair to get rid of the electricity and make it;lie,smooth. I Presume many a warm hearted young lady, and old ones too, in a dry cold evening, when she took off her silk dress and gave it. a 'shake to . make it come out straight, has been surprised to see the sparks of fire emitted, and- to hear the crackling sound of the silk.--: And what Is , that but electricity, that has been arrested by the non-conduet ing silk when retreating from the body of the lady, to find in the positive electricity of the atmosphere, its oppo site, and yet its most congenial com panion. I think it is very well established that all animal life is more or less elec trical, and I am inclined to.believe that in man, there are more surprising elec trical phenomena than in either the Torpedo or the Gymnotus. I know that a great many follies have been practised under the shadow of an imal magnetism and a great many crude notions and fanatical ideas have been entertained In regard to it., Yet it is nevertheless true that man is it magnet ic animal; that many of the common and yet almost unaccountable opera talons of life are the result of this elec. tro-magnetic power. It is contin ally exerted, yet seldom abnormally. It is as much a part and requisite of human life as the flesh, the blood, or the bones. sometimes its phenomena are under the control and subject to the will of him who possesses it ; and Will not say that there are not those who by their magnetic power can control oth ers. I am inclined to think they can : certainly so if it be correct to say that such or such a speaker has a great deal of magnetism in his voice, or that such a speaker writes a good address, but his delivery is without any magnetic force. M. Moreau, spoken of above, has shown that the nerve acts upon the muscle and causes an electrical dis charge. On the muscle of a dead frog or other animal recently killed, the elec tricity excited by a galvanic battery will act and cause the muscle to mani fest all the signs of life: According to Baron Von Reich en bal and others, the emanation of electricity from the human body, especially from the ends of the fingers can e distinctly seen by very sensitive persons in a dark room. In a dark night, es fecially in a dry state of the atmosphere when snow is falling, persons with woolen mittens on, sometimes s?e electricit • emanating from the hands and running out on the small fibres of the wool. I have once witnessed this phenomenon upon my self, when the woolen mit ens seemed to be covered all over with small fibres of lire. An electrical, current c listed between two persons electrified by placing 'the feet of the one in contact w 'another. , The hair of the head seams to be es paecially provided to carry o tho super abundant electricity excite by the op erations of the brain. To e convinced that there Is a current of eleqtricity from the head through the haht, you , have only to comb up a child's or young - per - - son's hair lOosely, and hring the ends of your lingers within half ar inch of it, when the hair will be very sensibly at tracted towards your finger . Insulate a person of a V ry electrical temperament upon fourgi ss tumblers. This may be done placing he tumblers on the floor and laying a board upon them. The person insulated becomes soon surcharged with electricity; his hair begins to rise upon end, sparks are sometimes_einitted-froth it, and bring ing the ends of the fingers near the cheek of a bystander and a smart shock is felt as from an electrical machine. 7i. ht multiply - theproofs that man is elec ' • but the above are anal cient for the purpose of showing that in that respect the earth and animal life , , I are alike. i EMER'Y. • Wellsboro, Pa., April 14 1869. - ' A Matheinatical Joke A Yitle student writes to the College Courant; " Once I had my revenge on mathe matics, not on abstract mathematics, but on mathematics concrete and im personate. The creature was a caculus man (a kind of suicide,) it d had taken prizes., I hated ifim. I as standing in front of the eZcellent b ok and sta tionary emporiuM of 'Me srs. Brown & Gross, in ,the flourishi ig town of Hartford, thirty-six miles iortb, when I saw the wtetch coming d wu Asylum street from the depot. It ad' a carpet bag in its dexter grip, and was evident ly just from Aeademus. I . .i‘, y eye rested 1 , on policeman X, who wits -tinning his manly form on the adjathent owner. I beckoned to him. He came with state ly tread. - "X, my boy," said I, pointing to the approaching Archimedes, "do you see that chap with the carpet-bag?"—itself a suspicious circumstance. "Yes," says X. " He's - a suspicious character." " Confidence cove?" asks X, survey ing him with a practical eye. " lco," said L " The inference does credit to your sagacity, bu't he'd worse than a confidence man." .Here I ap proached my mouth to its ear, and whispered impressively : "He .took a mathematical prize last summerin New- Haven. I'll swear to it." A look of puzzled horror slowly over oeinewhat immobile counte nance. " Where did he Cake it from g- - _ quired hastily. " Off a hall table. He was nabbed coming out with it." By thi3 time my unconscious victim had arrived opposite. I saw a look•of stern determination mingled with sly acuteness, steal' into X's face, and grasping his billy, lie stalked suddenly across the street and tapped my Mathe matician on the shoulder. I vanished at once into Brown & Gross', and began turning over some plates of Dore,'s on the counter. After some littlo conver sation I saw my prey walk off, looking red kind indignant, while Dogberry solennilir recrossed the street, wearing au expre4ibn of quiet satisfaction as for , dutytell performed. " WII?" said I, reappearing. "H'S a sly one, Guvnor," said X, "but - he can't gum the Hartford boys. He may come it over them New-Haven pleesmen. Them kind's mostly Pad dles ; but he can't gum me, by golly !" "What did 'you say to him ?" I asked. - - Says I, " Look a'here, my covey., you're known here, you are. You will take the next train south if you know what's healthy for you„" " What in thunder do you mean ?" says he. " How about that little mathematical prize that you took in brew -Haven last summer ?" says I, and he c-I tipped him a wink kinder knowin r I guess that astonished hiM some ; le just looked sick, you bet. So I no ded my head at him, :tied says I : " Yoti'd better be •ke rful now, my covey, for Number Xha got his eye on you, and he's up to a dodge or two, if you be froM New-Havu," and with that I came across the street, and I guess ho won't play any of his prize tricks in Hartford. Much obliged to you, sir, for putting me up to him. 77. Good mornin'." Robert Simson, the Scottish mathe matician, was noted for his absent mindedness. He used to sit at his opened window on the ground floor, deep in geometry, and When accosted by-a beggar would rouse ( himself, hear a few wordS of the story I make his do nation, and dive. Som wags one day stopped a medicant on ,l is way to the window with." Now ! a as we tell you and you will get somet ing from that gentleman, and a shilling from us be sides. He will ask who you are, and you will say Robert Sinison, son of John Simson of Kirktonhill.” The man did as he was told; Simson gave him a coin and dropped) ofl: He soon roused himself and said, "Robert Sim son of Kirtonbill ! why, that is myself! that man must be an impostor !" THE MAN W.llO HAD "GAUGED IT DOWN.—Said a veteran , drinkiA once, "I have mingled with f drinking men all my life and have enjoyed a very extensive acquaintance with the class. In fact, I have known' few outside of them, but I never knew but •one man who had gauged the btAiness down to a scientific nicety. He knewjust'when to drink, just where td trink, an just how much to drink, and never ; upon any occasion did ho det iate from i what long experience, had t night him• was the thing to do. Yes,[ sir," said the veteran drinker, reflectively, "I never anew but one man that had gauged it down to a complete sy:teni."• " But what became o, (wired with some iute6 "Oh ! he died—it kill Ifyou and your swot the marriage question, she against it, don't ti‘ its being a tie. The hopping atoll bend in a ball-room re Wy of a kangaroo tryi attacks of sand fleas. Diggory says he al+ uge, except when soul with a pair of tough. o It was the face for a tragedy—dark, passionate, melancholy. The ,mouth was sweet; the eyes, so dark and lumi nous Elbe chestnut brown hair, SO ut terly'beautiful: Yet the looked so in nocent of her fate, standing there in the red light of the damask curtains all un conscious of Lloyd Kingman's eyes, that one could not but hope she would pass unscathed the ordeal of that bad man's thoughts. When - she felt• his lined touch - her shoulder she started. ' Mr. Kingman 'Madge.' Her soft eyes dilated—she attempted to retreat, but he prevented the move ment. , ' n be estab dissimilarly .)sands and th those of Don'theafraidof me; child. I have something to say to you.' Her face was not encouraging, but he overlooked, as.•was characteristic, her wish.' 1 love you. I want you to be my wife. Don't shrink from me in that way. You 'have nothing to be afraid of. I want to take care of' you and make you happy.' She stood silent, trembling. ' You do not know where 'I live. It is a beautiful place, full of trees and fountains, and arbors covered with blossomed vines. The house is full of warm, rich rooms, where you could wander all day, and constantly find Something new and beautiful. There, is a little boudoir, robed in crimson, that has always been waiting for my Wife. It has pictures and couches, and soft swinging lights hi alabaster, for dark winter nights like this. There is a splendid library, holding thousands of volumes, Madge. You love to read, I know. There you will find all the fairy tales, and poetry that you want, little one, Will you come ?, She shook her head, tremblingly. ' You need not promise now. Listen.; I have something more to tell you.— Madge, I have 'wealth and power, but no one to love me. You can make me happy. Is that any consideration to your kind heart ?' Sheilfted her eyes to his face. They fell again. But I do not love you,' she said simply. ' Let me teach you,' he said. She tried to think;. drew a quick breath, Don t' tbe troubled,' he said. I will give you all the time. you want. Only wear this to remember me by, for I am going away to-morrow, to be absent 'll As ho spoke lie slipped a golden, cir clet on- her little band—a ring of dia monds, glittering like name. At the same moment some one enter ed the room—the public boarding-house parlor- 2 am] Madge escaped, bewildered, oblivious of everything but her ',furi ously beating heart and the weig it of jewels upon her hand. : She locked herself in her room, th ow ing herself upon the bed,)and burying herself in the pilliows; but that did not prevent her hearing the wheels of Mr. Ki ng,man's couple grind away from the door. He came there often, but she never knew that she had been the at traction. She saw it all now, it made her dizzy. She-lay there a \ long time, getting ) restless at length, and ,ossing, feverish ly as it grew dark - . ',, - and ltn:..lt ilocil Y'btlight (1 4)ittle lamp , light fell into it as she crew out a liTtl box.and opened it. Sh turned some lettert.rover hastily, and drew out a pho tograph, It Was c mau's head—,za frank young face, every line pure, and \high toned. The girl looked at it with swimming eyes. ' Martin, how 'could yoji forget?' she murmured. Then she laid the box away, and walked the floor until utterly exhaust ed. A .week of daily toil and care—the old round—brought tlio girl's resolu tion. She looked at the sparkling ring, and saw ease, comfort, protection ; on the other side was only loneliness and toil. e ) . The alternative that should hav been was not; The soldier lover had proved false ; the mashe did love with all her heart had forget-ten her ; the ro mance was ended, and.here was a blank, ,but for this new episode, . She looked at herself in the mirror as she daily brushed out the waves of her beautiful hair, and saw low the rose had faded upon . her else k in the last year, and how the shados seemed to have gathered around her yes. " Martin will come bac some day in shoulder straps and spurs , )Itb. a South ernl. wife upon leis arm, add I shall ,he such a pale shadow, that he will even wonder that he ever called me pretty,! she thought, and pride strengthened Kingman's cause. 3. When he came, . the girl's promise was gained without difficulty. She seemed, to lose herself after that. The novelty of her position gave her a new existence. It was so strange to have anything worth caringfor but the old, wearing thought, Martin. Rolls of rich goods appeared in her little room ; flowers and billets followed them. Lapped in the velvet cushions of the luxurious coupe, she rolled out of the dingy city into the free breadth of the country where the blue birds had come, and the skies were growing soft with spring. She was young—not ready, after all, to give up life for you. It was so pleas ant to be taken care of, wealth brought so much that was gratifying! So she drove with Lloyd Kingman to a clergyman's house one evening—was made a wife. Then the horse's head was turned to a splendid hotel, where a luxurious suite of rooms were provided for two rainy days. He was her husband. She tried to re alize it as he shut the rosewood behind them, and quietly took off the wrap- Pings which had pr tected her from the murky night. He drew a cushioned chair before the Om ing grate. ' Sit down, love, and get warm. I will be back in a moment.' Inn sort of dream she saw him go out. Slowly she glanced around the . exquisite room. Velvet carpets, snowy draperies,•glowing faces upon canvass, the wreath of glittering lights, suspen ded from the corniced ceilings, showed she hmiled. The warmth was luxur ious ; the place seemed to smile upon her. Nearly an hour passed, and Kingman did not return. She rose at last, passed softly to the window and looked. The street was brk , ht with gas. The crowd surged to and fro beneath it. ' Olt God!' she cried suddenly. She turned, then silawlied her cloak from a couch, and fled num the room. She flitted down the broad stairs, and out at the en trail CC into the chilly night. She ero z .:Aed the street under the heads of dashing horses, and knew nothing but the law beyond—Martin's face, pale,and ,ad and abstracted, as he slowy walked the pavement. She must look at him—speak to hint. IA a moment more she 'mai : Tallied the curb, reached him, grasped his arm.' • Martin.' HO started, clasped 'her harids, and • - drew her aside. inn. we in st. ed him!" ;theart yote upon . you for it and tter yourself as 'id . of a Grecian ,1 Inds one forci• fi g to escape the Madge, Jiiy For her fitee was pale, and wild, and pitiful, upturned to his, ae dung the ys respects old one cheats him tokens. NO, 16. TIIADGE LYNN'S TRAGEDY JOBBING DEPARTMENT. The proprietois haVO stocked th s t &bit oh with a new a -varied assortment of JOB • AND CARD TYPE AND FAST PRE.1381113, and are prepared to execute neatlyand proniptlyj P.OSTERB, HANDBILLS, CM:IMAMS, BILL HEADS, CARDS, PAMPHLETS,' .to., Ate. Deeds, Mortgagee, Leases, and afull assortment of Constables and Justices' Blanbi on hand. People living at a distance can dependon har ing their work done 'promptly sent ba kln return mail. folds of his cloak about her, as they stood in the shadow, and drew 4 er 610 v ering form close to his side. sh: stretch-. ed her little bare hands up to is face, forgetting the jewel upon it. 'Martin, where have you 'heett 50 long?' ' , ln Libby, Madge.' ' Then you did not forget me?' Forget you? Oh, my child t' Lips to lips, and she a wife She remembered then •, turned to see her husband looking wildly about from ' the opposite pavement.. ' Martin, Martin, save Mel' she moaned. Kingman saved the gleam of her pearl —legman sal he glea.— hued dress beneath the arch. He sprang forwal.d. They saw him start to cross the stnet; they saw, also, the foam-white; unman ageable horses tearing dciwn upon him, but he saw them not.• He saw only the pallid face 'of his wife. They struck him, trampled hini. Madgeeam the crowd gather about him, thenl saw no more. When she returned to coneoi she was a widow. - But in time she married thf her heart. JOINING ME MASONS.—Kn bb l° .s " ha o rt f ; - ... joined the Masons, and here is his ex perience In getting into a L dge I must tell you of the perils and, trigs I had to undergo to become aMa on. On _ the evening in question I p esen;ted myself at the door of Lodge doom. No. 38666, sign of the skull and cr ss-bones. I was conducted to an ante-roin, where (: five or six melancholy chaps, in sashes, and embroidered napkins, were waiting to receiving me. On my entrance they all got up and turned back-summersaults and then resumed their seats: A big fat fellow who sat in the middle, and who seemed to be the proprietor, then said : "Sinner from the other . orld, advance! I advanced. "Will yo give II up everything to join us? " "No if I know it," I said; "there are my wife and fourtegn fine—" Another 'party - here told me to say "yes," as it was merely a matter of form. So I said "Yes, I give up everything." - i y The fellows in the towers thtln grOan ed and said : "Tis well. _ Do You swear never to reveal anything you may see or hear this evening to any. human; be ing, or to your wife?" I said, 'Ton my word, I will not. They then elcamined my teeth and felt my Ong e, then groaned again, I said. i 1 " If you don't feel well, fha e mit a little bottle here." The fat' an here took the bottle from me and told Ime to shut up.c He then, in a voice of thun- I. der, said, "bring in thegoat I" Another'• fellow then comes up with a ;cloth to i blind me." No,you don't, Mr.MaSoia," i I said "no tricks on travelers, if; you please, I don't believe in playing blind man's buff with a goat. I'll ride the devil if you like, but I don't go it blind.: Stand back, or I'll knock you into smithereens." They were too much for me, however, so I had to submit to being blindfolded.. The goat Was then led in, and I could hear him make an aWful, racket among the furniture. I began: to feel that I - was urgently wanted at home, but I was in for it, and could_ not help myself. _ . .. __ . Three or four fellows then seized me,. and with a demoniacal laugh pitched me on the animals back, telling me at the dame time to look out for squalls. I have been in many scrapes, Mr. Editor; beegnitfilihi.ll....election fights; I' have I have gone down in a railway - C - dn'itil3E; but this-little goat excursion was afiead of them all. The confounded thing must. be all wings and horns. It bumped me against chairs, tables, •and the ceiling, but it hung on like a Tro jan. I turned front summersaults and rolled over. I thought it was all over with me. I was just on the point of giving up, as the bandage fell from my eyes and the goat bounded through the window with a yell like a•wild Indian giving up the ghost. I was rn a Lodge of Masons. They were dancing a war dano around a big skull, and playing leap-frog, and turning handsprings, and4he big fat fellow of the ante-room was standing on his he i adin the corner. It is worthy to emulate examples of contentment. The following little sto ry may prove a lesson to our juveniles as well as older readers: Once upon a time there was a poor woman, who was left to take care of several small child ren. One very cold winter night, the wind piercing through the chinks of her: , Old log cabin, displaced the rags that constituted the bpd covering of the children. The poor Woman Was much distressed at suffering : from the intense cold, when, a i happyl,idea occurred - to her, and proaeding !to the cellar, she unhinged a large door which, after re placing carefully the covering oder the little ones, she placed over all. After that was done, all was quiet for some time, until one little urchini sucoeeded in extricating his head from underneath. and said : Mother, how I pities all them poor children what hiiin't got no cellar doors!'" ' Two gentleman at Saratigo Springs, last summar, bay' lig a dispnte,kturo went to the other's door early in!the morn ing, and wrote , strDundrel updin it. The iz4 other called upon hisneighb r, anawas answered by a servant that is master was not .at home ; but if h - ha d any thing to say he might leave': it with him. "No, no," said he, "I was only going to return your master's visit,'as he 14ft his name at my door in the. morning. ' An honest rustic went into the shop of a Quaker to buy what-, for which six dollars was demanded. 11.1oloffered five dollars. "As I live," said the Quaker, "I cannot afford to give it thee at that price "As you • live," exclaimed the countryman, "then live" more moder ately, and be hanged Ito you l" "Friend !" sald the Quaker, "thou shalt have the hat for nothing. , I .l.Anive sold hats for twenty dollars, acid my- trick was never found out till tui*." Henry Viard Beecher,in ono of ,his discourses, said that "somo men will not shav'ta , on Sunday, and yet they ti spend all e week in 'shaving' their fellow me ; and many fools think it very wicked to black their boots on Sunday morning, yet they do not hes itate to black their neighbor's reputa tion on week days." A gentleman took his country cousin to a theatre recently. On coining out he remarked: "They played well, didn't they r \The cousin from the rural dis trict looked round at him mid said: "(X course they pid, that is what they are paid to do." There's practical criti cism for you. I 1 A /Rile boy, some six years-ohi, was using his slate and pencil' on Sunday, when his father, who was a minister, entered and said, "My son, I prefer that you should not use your slate:o-n -the Lord's day." "I tun drawing-meet ing-houses, father," was the propp.tre- The local editor of an up, the country paper drew a sewml , machine at a fair, and now advertises for a good looking young woman to wino and run it for .iousness