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I respectfully solicit u share of public patron d',4. Orders by mail promptly attendol to.— • Address,Lguis HIES, vertiser Building; Eltnire, N. Y. Sept. 2S, 1867.—1 y UNION HOTEL, MINER WATKINS, PROPRIETOR. 111 - AVINO fitted up a new hotel building on Also site 111 of the old Union Hotel, lately deati eyed by tire, I ant now ready to receive uud entertain !pleats: The Union Hotel 'was Intended for a Temperance House, and the Proprletoe believes It cuu be sustained without grog. Au—attentivoliostior in uttendlince. IFellshoro, Juno 26,1867. E. R. KIMBALL, GROCERY AND RESTAURANT, One dour above the Me..t. Market, WEL LSBORO, PENN'A, RESPEuTFULLY announces to the trading publie that he has a‘destrable stock ci Gro ceries, comprising, Teas,Coffees, Spices, Sugars ; Molasses, Syrups, and al that constitutes a first elms stook. .oyejera every Atyle at sca• imahle hours. , Welleboro, Jan. 2, 1867—tt. 22iico 4=. t die aco FA; !host Excitement! Johnson impeached, nod liooots and Shoes triumphant! NI. •tlftie, 'Abet t.ould say to the people of,W-estfieltl nod irinit) that Lem ton nufdeturing a Patent Boot which he belfry.. to I.on.ren the following advantage over ell Mho e; let . there is uo crimping; 21, no wrinkling, ever an they break to the feel; 3d, no ripping. In short, the.) ure Just the thin for, everybody. Samples unhand and orders .tolleltad. Sole right of Westfield township and 13oro' ',suited. Flo flail oleo just received splendid Set of IJideforal patterns, intent.stTles. Come one, come all! hr , ‘nre bound fossil cheap for cash or ready pay Shop ,ne door south of Saudert g Colegrover • Westfield Boro', Fob. 18 Mi. .1. R. CM ith EE WALSER & 'LATHROP, , DEALERS AN HARDWARE, IRON, STEEL, NAILS, STOVES, TIA-WARE, illiliTlNG, SAWS CrTliEllY, . WATER LIME, AGRICULTURAL IMPLEMENT?, Carriage• and. Harness - Trimmings, :lIARNESSES, SADDLES, Corning, N. V., Jim. 2, l'B47—ly, _ HEAR YE! HEAR YE! HEAR YE BARRELS, FIRKINS, CHURNS, BUTTER TUBS, &c., G:pt: or and fart/1'4114.d to yr der, , I • - NV. T. MATHERS, new sture, 2.1 ,lonr Building Well 4 4,, (Jorte. u, 1808.) • r''CLE(YS SkuteS Bcet4, ! T 111 : Buffalo Platform Scales. all ordinary .izeg, for heavy, end counter use, ,uny be hund at the Hardware Store Of Win. Roberts, Wellgbore. Those Scales are the Fairbanks pat ent and have no snperior anywhere. They ore :tadein the best style and have taken the premi um at all the groat exhibitions. I have the solo agency for these Scales in this region. WILLIAM ROBERTS. Well- , hnro. Fob. 1 .?, 1908 PACIFIC 110TE:it, 170, 172,174, & 176 GREENWICH ST., New 3b, k. • THE UNDERSIUNED takes pleas ure iu announcing to his numerous Itiondr and patrons that from this date, the eharge•ol the Pacific will be $2,50 per day. Being sole Proprietor of this lloutre.and there fire free front the too common exact"' of a° inordinate' rent, ho is fully nhlu to 'wet the , i , iwnward tendency of prices without any falling (Tot service: It willinow, as heretofore, he his aim to main :lin undiminished the favorable reputation of ,1 4 Pacific, which It has enjoyed for many years, 1 • one of tho,best of travelers hotels. file table Will be bountifully supplied with r%sry delicacy of the season. fho attendance will he found efficient and rhe loeation will be found convenient for f‘e whose business rally them in the lower part of Ito city, boing-nue door north of Corr ; street, and one block west of Eroa,lwaYi of ready across to pH Rail Load and Steam it Linn*. 1, C7. 2, 18119-nin JOIIN PATTEN. New Tobacco Store ! ,„ ? r un zw.tentlei 1,1,4 f i tted t: l• the Tiumlll4 D. P. ID,l.eit:+ Tilt and 'cirkmt2 , Swro ritr: raanufainure and rnla of re s, (all grades), Fanei; and Camino: OK !NG TOR ACCO,illichigan Fine en , C'IIEWINO, and all o il,:ind.l of Ul; NEACCO, PIPES, and the choi ccst Brand rf CIO:1 RS.r C.ll nud see for yourselvep. JOHN W. PURSEL to)nr.., Nov. 1.1,- ISOS—ti. TO FARMERS! pH UN PLASTER.—We hereby certify we, have used the Plaster manufactured .1 1 1 , pney h Bernauer, at their works on Elk • qatnes township, and we believe it to lie •f 4.4 superior to the Cayuga Mailer. • `Nitbi 'I 3lll Conablo A P Cone • . II E Simmons J Bornanor tri,er Am Smith E Strait ' Albert-King John C Miller W if Watrous L L ;liars!' 'faith 0 A Smith M Foote "it• P C Van tickler J J Smith Davis J P Zimmerman C L King I: .—Plaster alvraa /n band at the r ri 3 O :5 Per ton. Nov. 4, 1868. (P. C. CANGELDEL • iVOL: ,',,EttISIATESS: - ,DIREe;TOR waLLiAls., , A7"I,ORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW Inauranee, Boupty and Pension Agency, Main Sernot Welistioro, kn.; .Jan: 1,4868. • ATPORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW, N4tury Public and'ltiguranco' Agent, Moss bu,rg,'.l',l.., over Calthrsiles Sture. GEO. W. A:IEI.tRICK, LT'4OI.Z.N V.": 7 AN if CO 1.1 E LLCM AT °flee with W. H. Suailh, Esq., Main Street, . Jnyj; lb`, ]ssB.''' W. D. IrmatiaELL- zit . bli.lJ(l(ll.iTS v anl clualer, IL 10.1 i Paper, lioroenun—loiupsi - -Winauw Perfumery, Oils, &c.i'Jce. et.rning,, .V. Jan. 1, I S. - J. ; WILSON & MILES, ArT2It..NEYS Sc COIINEIL9II,S LAV, (First front BigenOra, ! on'the Avoilue)- IV4I attend to business entrusted to their curt in the counties of Ttega and Pettel. -- ; - ,- Welieboto, Jitn, 1, , . AiTORNEY AND COUNSELOR ,A 1 LAW, 'Welldburo, Tioga Co., Pa. t.lolui Agora, Pluto!y Public, and lithorauct. itginit. 'Hu will iiticluti pibuiptly to , of Ponstuto=, Back Pay' and Boulity. 3a N utur) Politic he takos ackuuwtodpitoen Is -tloodv, ad• miniature orths, and will actns Vutrittilillouor to take lettiroutly. ii10"1./Itice over Ituy!.ohuit Slot u, adjuirliug, Agttator - Otlice.-6et. 36. 1367 .- ~ ' Soho Vit• Glidinsbv, ATTORNEY AND CUUNSELOR -4T LAW. Alt\iu_ returned to this county with a view of making it his perinanent residence, solicits a share of public pat-conage. All business en trusted to his cap) will be s attendeu to }kith vremptucss and fidelity. Office ilii door south oi ki... S. Farr's hotel. liega, Tloga Co., Pa. sept. 26.'613.—tf. -- - - • JOIIN H. g 11AK$P.IpARIE 1 • DRA'PRIt AND TAI OR. Shop :over' Jkihn i ll.. , Bowen's Store.l. — r• Cutting, Pitting, and Repairing done pro ptly and in boat style. We.ttsbore, Pa.. Jan. 1, tsnli—ly ---------- -- -- - • TAILOR ‘Shop air t dow, north of t.. rl, Scans'e She Shop, J.:a - Cutting, Fitting,. and Repair ing, done proLuptly and well. „Well.3boro, Pa., Jun. 1, 1868.-1 y PALLOR AND CUTTER,--has oper.cd n alto), Grafton street, rear of Sears berti,y'it iihot ahoy; trherts he it, prepared to iiiatoutitettlie gar. tuuutb to order iu the uto2t aub,ta (Alai no,tun9r, and with di,pateh. Pat tiettlar attoutioo pallir7; to Cuttingtuld kitting. 111,t I eli 2t 151i87-ly Dr. C. 11. Thompson. wr.t.Lhuulto up a PA..' Win - attend to Professional calk hi [tic Alia immediate cicinily ul NV u1111,4)i o. Ofilco and Residence on State f t. 2(1 duct' oh the right going Fact. [June. 2.1; ID BACON, 31. D., late of the 2d t'o Cutnity, after nearly four year.l of array sera. c. nal, a large lAperle . nce In neld anti prue t Ice, haq opened an Ahee tor the practice of inettlei Lin and' en rget y - In all lite bathe hen. l'urwnm. front a llstnnee etin . 111.1 g.;osl Jortk 4111 g al Oil' 11PIVI M/1,1 Nibit auy p, VI of the State in consult ati011; aerfoeth sal f ,, cut operations. No "4, triikal ill staire. „, p 3 mti),2,l„sc,,e, Wm.l Smith, axv Ly L, ;" fl'ensi"nr suraneo Agent. etiterriunications; rent 'to tLI above .tibire.=6 trill receive prompt. attention. Terms tiu.dcrate. [jet, $, ISCF-13] lIRVEYOR DRAFTSMA N.—Oldor;s: left n , his' room, Townsend Hotel, Welish4ro, mtet with prompt atteolion. Jon. 13. 181.17.—ti. R. E. OLNEY, .IE. LER in CLOCKS & JEWELRY, SILVEIi & PLATED WARE, Spectacles, Violin Stiingt &c., Mansfield, Pa. Wat.lic: , and Jew dry neatly repaired. Engraving 1.19ne in plait! English and German. 1 iseptt.? TTaii urea c & ShaVitiir Saloon over Willcox & Barker'a Stern, Wells more, Poi. Particular attention paid to Ladles' Illair.eutting, Shampooing, Dyeing, eta. '?utis, coils, and minims on band and made to or ter. H. W. DORSEY. J. JOHNSON. J. G. PUTNAM, 1 WRIMIT—Agont ; for all the Lest TURBINE WATER WHEELS.' Also for Stewart's OscillltingM,veineni ler Gang and Mulay banes. 1 riaga, Pa., Aug: 7, 186:11L Oeiler in DRY GOODS .0 ell 11.;rdwal quit 17 in Ito° Notions. 4. )iir nssorunent in ler and pricosJuiv. iiire in Union Djoi !man .—maf 20 1868-1 y WESTFIELD, PA., GEOIIOE CLOSE, Propri etor. A now Hotel 'conducted on the principle Sf live and- let Heti . , for the accommodation of the publio.—Nov. 14, 1866.-Iy. ' WELLSBORO. HOTEL C.. H. UOLD.SAI Proprietor.-11aV,ing leas ! od this ptpular liqtel, the proprietor tespeot - Lily solicits fair share of patronage. - Every attention given to gnests.t , The Leaf hostler in the courtly always in attendance. April 2V, 18138.-Iy. TIOUA, TIOCIA CoUNTY,,P,A Good stabling, attached, and an attentive hob. tier always in attendance E. S. PARR, Oft strictly Temperance prityciples, Morris Ittin P.l. It. C. nAIIA:Y, Proprietor. orscs sty Carriages to let.—Alareli 8, IS6B.—ly. FIELD Borqugh, Tioga L. 4; 11111, Pr .prietor. A now _nod coin tn , Alions imikling with all the modern improv.emen ta Within easy drives of the best hunting nnil I:sit ing grounds in Northern Penn'ti. Convrynneei. fnrni<hed• Terms modern to. Peh. 5, 1863-Is. WALVOIN 4104M1E, gaines, riOtra County, Po, IJUR.ICI: C. lAEA, Pnoion. u new hotel located within cosy :itYe. , e 4,1 thi boot fishing and hunting grouti.h- in North ern l'unniylvania. No pains will h.. ,),pared for tho ie.:mut - imitation of pleasurr 'tellers oho. the :r.tveling public . (an,. 1, tsz.r...l • Bounty and Pension 114 , -pr,ev. Fl k AVING received defiriltelnstructb,,,,i It a gard to the extra bounty allowed by tlw act aHa July 2S. lSflff,and having on hand nlarg ,, apto of ell neces4al v tdatitcs.l.nm piepared to nrov mu( all pa t.• %lon oat nnfinfy (Adine whieh may be ;.faced 111 brut; l'erSoll l lllTll/g at n'ilistanceenn 4..ammunießto with 1110 I.y Ifflterotnd their commnitlentlon 111 ha promptly atisWPti Witt. If. smYril WQli.hot osiktoher 24.1866 lIA.RKNESS & RILEY, • i 00 T AND SHOE MAKERS, ,v, , ) yor Itri/ 9011 tf. Irmo VillkentmiVe Curt, in flit rolin lately bce.tpicd by Rcnj. gc . i.. 1 , y. TOOT:S AND SHOES of all kind.: made to ordor and in the best manner. 'HT:PAIRING of nil kinds done prouipily ani gpod. i i Give us a call. I JOHN HARKNESS, WM. RILEY Wellsboro . Jan. 2, 1885 -ly iio,o P SKIRTS, at • ' . , . '.. • . , . - • ' . .. • '— ' - . ~•. , . . . ~ . ..:• .. • ._, , ".'•',. ~•• iC '0,., , , A ' „ 1 ., ,: , ,t.,.. i, i rf • t`i? , ti•.': , . . - : "r.,.... • •• •:, ~ , $1 . j?. 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L. wi Acoxi, PETROLEUM HOUSE, FARR'S HOTEL, IIAMILTON HOUSE, 110 TEL, De NANO A 00'S. INTRODUCED it 4 FROM GEkM.III HOOFLAND'S GER Hipp,AN.l3'4 , ,,T.:K l PREPARED BY ,DR. PHILADEINS The greatest know? Liver C.orivictillt, , Nerv, Disqas; arid :411 111s 1113 eris! I P i a l t i . ordered Myer, Stom Read the following syrnptcn vs, anit (f you find that your system is affected by any of thin, you may rest assured that disease has commenced its attack on the most important.orocfni of ton raoff,Kanartmless soon checked by - thellstoftpowerfat remedies, a miserable life, soon terminating in death, will be the result. Constipation, Flati7cjice, Inward Piles, Fulness of Blood tothe He ad Acidity of the Stomach, Nausea, Heart. burn. Disgust for Food, Fulness or Weight in the Stomach" Sour uotatibusliiink ing Fliittbring. 'arab) Pit of the Stomaoh, Swimming of the Head, Hurrie'cl,,er ..Difficult Breathing, Fluttering at the Heart, Choking or Suffocating Sensations When 'in a Lying Posture, DO of Vision, Dots or Webs before the t - :i*ht, - Mult*Pain - in 'Hea4, • cdenty. of rerslor t rati on; lowness of th Skin and - Eyes; Pain in the 'Bide, Back, Chest, Limbs, eta., Sud den Flushes of Heat, 'Burning 'in the Flesh„ Constant Imaginings of n. Evil, and'. Great : Depression. of Spirits. 11l these indicate di "leer or Digestive Organs, coml in'e&f . o4 ; ijooflanb's is entirely .ve g f liquor. It is a c tracts. The it, from which, tp are gathered medicinal virti them by a self 17=trl'IM country to be mannfitcture o) ;terra. There is no alcoholic ) of fin's , kind used in comla the Bitters, hence it is the . term . that; 'can be used in cases where alcoholleatim. taunts are not advisrble. - • ijaaflanbro ectinntr CrOnic. Oa combination of alt the ingre frnts of the Bitters, with PORD Santa (rue Rum Orang;;letc.• ispsed for .the same diseases as the jitters, in cases whist some pre alcoholic stimulus is required. rou soot bear in mind that these remedies, art entirely of Irons any others advertised fora • the cure of theAlga:es named, these being scientific preparati,ons Of inegicirlal extracts, while the others are mere stEeoations ormim in some form. . The TONIC is decidedly one of Vie most pleasant and agreeable remedies ever tfiScreei to the public Itt taste is exquisite. IT is a plcasurc to take it, while its lifeviving, exhilarating, and medfcinai qualities have caused it 17 be k)10101 ua the' geeote4 of alt tonics. CONSUMPTION.. Thousonds of eases. - when; the pa p tient enposett he would - dieted lyit:h this terrible disense,litiVe been cured .by the use of these romediesi. Extreme emaciation, 'debtlltyy andlebugh arc the usual attendants upon seilere eases of dyspepsia or disease% of .the digestive organs. Even in - cases of genuine Cons timptiOn, these remedies .will be roun49 l. 44.e...Streatest. benefit, .trep gthen !ve..s.t gore f,t/i 27iere is no medicine equal to Hoitflund's German Bitters or-Tonic in 'cases of Debility. ,They impt;r4 a tone end rigor to the whole system, strengthen Vie op. petite, cause nn enjoyment of the food,' enable Me stomach to digest it, purifg the blood, gii.e a good, round, healthy complexion, eradicate-the yellow tinge frNn the eve. 'lmpart a bloem.to the chlrki, ond e;!oyge the I's(We/it Pram a short-breathed, rnoirin fed, lorak, an d n.,•,. a n, P 7 ,1, r•• d etotr. and 11,1t y r-• rug Weak and Delicate Children are made strong by rasing the Bitters or in Met, they are Family illedielneq. They can be admhsisterad , perfect safety to a child three Manlius old, the most delicate female, or a man of ninety. Meso Rl:media are the:best even known, and lain cure all diseases resulting - from bad blood., .. , . herep yotir`bleZd Terre; keep 'your Liver. in order; Lttp your digestity. organs in it:arainekileallity condi tion, by Dte use'of Yhe...e remedies, and no disease win ever anal you. ~ 0011.:1 5 741.ZI.Q11. Ladies who WWI sklin and good complexion, free Salim aWlloW. ish tinge I , 4llllEillother disligurement, 811011141 ALSO .remedies occasion ally. The Liver in perfect order, and tite,blood pure, will result hi spark ling eyes Illkfl liloontipg cheeks. ' • C 14. XT `X" X 0 -3I . , lioqfhtturs eiermon R;lnedics are counterfeited. Tie. genuine have Me signature of C. Iff, Jackson on Mc front of the otiOidc wrapper of edali bottle, and Ole name n 1 tl, e article bhuon in cfich bottle. All ?then are counterfeit. . . ' . rphonstinda of letters have beettre. ceived,tetittfy.tliglo4lte virtue or tikein remcdles. FROM HON. ORO. W. WOODWARD, , ClilefrJuetice of tho Sdprento &tit of Pennsylvania. Mattca 16th, 1867. • Ifnd "Hotyland's Cerman Bitters" is not an iniOes icating beverage, but is a good tonic, useptt in disor. clers• of the' digestive ornane, and of great benefit in cases. of debility and want of nervous action Oh the system. Yours truly, OLIO. H' WOODWARD. FROM HON. JAMES THOMPSON, Judge of the Supreme Court of Pennsylvania. rIIILADELPHIA, APPAL 28th, 1866. I consider di Itootiand 7 s German Bit tern', a ratirabtrs medicine in case of at. tacks of Indigestion or Dysnopida.- I can ceitify this from my experience of it. • Irotws, with respect, JAMES THOMPSON. P.'olllle.tor From REV. JOSEPH' IL KENNARD, D.D., ruler of the Tenth Baptist Church, Philadelphia. Da. JACKSON—DEAR Sin hare beinfrequently re guested to connect my name with recommendations of (different kinds of medicines, but regarding the practice as out of my appropriate sphere, I hare in all cases de clined ; but with a dear proof in carious instances, and peril:cuter/yin my own fantity, of the usefulness o fpr. . Iloeftand's Penman Bitters, I depart for once from my: usual course, la express mylutt conviction 'that for generaF debility of the system', and especially:Zit Liver Complaint, it lea rare and 'valuable preparatien:ln some eases it may fail; but usually, 7 4oubt not, it Will A- be ter - LP berWteial to then! who surer from. the etb,ti causes. lnurs, very respect ally, K E NNA RD, " Eighth, below (bates ti Price of the-Bitters, $l.OO por bottle; Or, a half dozen for $5.00. ' Price of the Tonic, $1.50 por bottle; Or, a half dozen for Tho Tonic is put up in quarnottles. Recollect that it is Dr. Iloofiond's German Remedies that at•e so universally used and so highly recommend ed; and do not a limo the DrUggist to induce you to take any Ming else that he.may say is just as good, be Awn he makes a larger profit on it. These Remedies wilt be sent by.exprest to any locality upon aptlicettieu to the AT THE GERMAN MEDICINE STORE, xo. ts3l. A lip' STREET, Pltiladdr4a. °HAS. lilS, EVANS, Proprietor. Formerly 0. lit. JACKSON & CO.,- ". These Rentedies are for Sale by Druggists', 8 orekeepersi and Medi. eine Dealers veryivitere. Do not forget to examine *cal the article you buy, is order to get the genuine. • . • The above Rethedies are for sale bY.Druggists. Storcke4ers, and Medicine dealers, everywhere thro.ughont the 'United States, danadas, South eutorica,nd tho,Wpst 11,'68-41y, ,ti, s'y ita 'Ms° .01...gittet;cris I . 401.14a1b,:tz IC ' ClaCs- 3EtietIRS,3I3.23,I3CLM of 1 I p Marl TO AMERICA EZ=l 'AN'BITTERS, MANS lONIC, C. N. .rACWSON, :A., re. remedies for f;' s Debility, JAUNDICE, •,!! of the Kidneys, rroin n the elk, or INPURITY OF BLOOD. DE~YLI.' 13.1o!o d P}irlAors READ THE REGOILIXENDATIORu. PRINCIPAL orncrili AV:ELLSBORO, PA...; MARCH 1869. Nrcettf After all 1 , In the sleep that comes to all, Does it matter what befall When we are beyond ribeall, Sleeping soundly and profoundly ? All tho woeful weighti of care That our human spirts. bear In great or lesser eba se, . ( Ait h cp , all /414611! i,, • • *, • After all ! MI the glory, all the gain, - So mach Chaff, so littlb grain, • All Hifi; pleasdics,•ali.ite pain, Matching sweetness by its fleetness; Only on tho shining slope Of God's upland blooms the . hope That we cherished RiITO grope, After all, aftt all ! • • After all I - There'll ho pebbles on-the shore, There'll be sunshine du the floor, There'll be febtiteps at the door, When our sadness and our gladness • Were as the babies twain Covered by the birds in vain Whore the leaves would not remain, After all, afte'r all ! mlsTAitri 1 . 14 THE pERE4ON. " My dear, you'll be eery particular about the dinner," said Isaiah South mayed, toasting his coat tails before the ruddy breakfast fire. "And I beg and entreat of you, don't let Peggy spoil the wild ducks." Mrs. Southmayed rubbed her forehead in a sort of bewildered perplexity. She was a plump, over dressed little matron, with round blue eyes and pug nose, not unlike a Dutch doll. Isaiah South mayed had married her for the five thousand dellaril tout seemed doubtless wealth to him when he was struggling clerk at three hundred, per annum— therefore: it was rather unreasonable that Isaiah Southmayed should bo an noyed at the absence of brains under her pink cap ribbons. He had not bar gained for brains•+what right had he to expect them'? But men have ben unreasonable since the world be an, and Isaiah was no exception to teaor ] or dinary rule. " Yes, dear," said Mrs. Southma gd, nervously clattering among her china cups and saucers. "The soup q to Ju ; tome, with plenty of pepper—and the !fish stewed in wine—and—and the best 'silver, and the table cloth withthecrini son border and the blue silk coverlet on the bed 77 and—,' . ' " TherC,"the - re,l that" ao,f , said Sonthmayed, petulantly. "You never will have a spark of - system r if you live to be a hundred years old. It's strange I can't accustom you to a more method ical way of thinking." " I am sorry, dear," said the lady, meekly, "but you know, just as you were telling me, yesterday, Charley's wife came in to ask for plain sewing, and reallys . rny poor head got so confused ' • 'L •.- ‘• Bitters frotitallts'no Vac s, and Bairns :t$ ,are made cok.:'"A.ll, the ,fractid from wit -48e rded. to titlx cioly~for.tl►o " Charley'a wife,!" - reared Isaiall, Whirling round so rapidlythat his coat tails narrowly escaped a_Qmflatrration- . "There - yon 'go again; 'Mrs. m• (Althea dyed: Dkl't I expressly! charge you not to mention Charley or his wife? 'Sdeath, madam! you'll ; have 'em out before your CousinßerittgfOn ; assureas you're aliVa "' - - *I " I didn't think, -Isaiah—l'm very sorry.", . " You'll have cause to be sorry, ma'- am•!" enunciated Isaiah, growing very red in the face. "I don't want Ray- Mom! Remington to know anything abentiCharley. Let him suppose that Charley is safe in 'California, where he ought to be. Confound the lazy, idle fellow. , I don't believe he's a bit sicker than I am., *l•think that When a man gets to that stage Of life when he's both- Oing all his relations for money, he ought to be shut up in some public in stitution—ll do, upon my word." " He's your brother, dear," mildly suggested the Dutch doll of a wife; win) evidently had a little heart somewhere • in her internal mechanism, "and • poor Fanny wears such shabby bonnets." • - ",My brother! Is that any reason he should pester my life out of me, -with his everlasting begging notes andletters, 'ftinl his old- white hat bobbing: about among the elerkS in . ny office ? I'll put a stop-to it, once for all—l will, Mrs. Southinayed.' l 'f • " But Fanny tells me she only wants, tilittle work to keep her from starvation. There are six little ones, Isaiah, and—" ' "Fanny teilsyon the moon is made of green cheese, and!you believe - it!" irate ly iftteriupted her husband. "Charley's coming to my office this afternoon, and it will be for the - last time. The idea ; of his asking Me to employ that tall starving irl of his as governess to my children." ' I . ' MrS: Southmayed was silent. In her own secret heart She Would much have preferred gentle Clara Southmayed to the French mademoiselle, who domi neered over the N bold family and wore 'green spectaclesand I false curls; but she had. long Sin e learned that her will I must bend befote that) of her imperative lord and master." ,t i " What time Will y u have dinner?" she asked quietly. • Well—six wlllprobably be sufficiently early. The Iberia comes in at four—and of course Mr. Reiningtoil will seed for me immediately. ii . ow, don't forget the port wine sauce- fqr the ducks—nor the fresh currant Jelly—and see to se lecting the raisins and almonds your self, my dear. " That's all I remember just now—but if any improvement should suggest 1 self to me, I can easily send up a note f om the office." And Isaiah Southtbayedcloftily put .on his hat and Went Out, a portly inid, well-to-do specimen of the New York merchant. Nor need he have taken to himself so much inward credit for MS Present mood bf serene good-humor :with the world dt large. Most men are I good humored Who eqine from a bright'l .fire after, a breakfasid of real Java cof fee, with broiled; chickens and hot rolls. •: Brealtlitst at Charles Southmayed's was quite a different affair. .• "Mamma, call I have a little more molasses with my bread ?" " Hush, Tommy," said , Clara, ,with judicious warning, "maiPma has no. mord mblasseS Or you.r!, -.- "If Tdmmy ,don't like this bread without molasseS," chimed. in a hun .gry-eyed elf opposite,., l 2l would eat it." " Why don't We - haVit milk "an - water this morning?" asked Charley, unier, eying his cup ofleold Water rath • ' dis tastefully. " Because." promptly responded Tona- - Any, "the milk man said lie 'wouldn't' leave any more milk- till the WO. bill: was settled. Oh, mamma, wouldn't it be nide toliave lots of Money;" '' " fluali,;children," Said Mrs. South mayed, deftly transferring her own por tion of•hread to tie plate of the hungry eyed elf before mentioned. , "Surely, , Charles, you woh ) tthiiilt - of .going' out this:cold morning with thatcough?" " I think the fresh air ..Will L do - hie good, my loye,"1 answered the pallid, gray-haired Man, whose sunken eyes and colorlessilipS plainly betokened-the presence t)f-fbme wearing, „Om:at-Jib, Ws ' ease—probablyeonsithiptie-n— •and,:be sides, y,oll ktiow I ; mast 'pee Isaiah to day." . , , I , i ~ . . . ~ • '1).7; :)±.l (goner. APTJ A Vtiii:cifaitenta I " Isaiah, indeed," , replied the wife, with atess of. her head. "Much good it - Will do to appeal to Isaiah. A hard hearted cold-blooded,' money -worship inF—" dear—my dear," interrupted the poor invalid, "he is my brother." - "-I can't help it," sobbed Mrs. South mayed,, "be has, no more heart than a block of stone, Clara, br ng me the rolls of work; dear." " Ate the soldiers' clothes, mamma?" questiOned eurloits little TOM y. "Are you going to sow on that pretty yellow braid But, Mrs. Southmayed did not answer. Sho kno - W that She must sew'dlligently all the hours of the short winter day, to earn - the forty'eents'whielf were to feed tlie hungry child mouths around her. • ~(" Carriage, sir? carriage?" "Have a nice hack, sir—take you all the way up Broadway for.,twe dollars?" "Carriage, sir? the best house?" "NoW then, sir— here's your man'," - Tire Iberia had finally moved her ponderoug length in the blue sparkles of the Bay,.and the little steamboat had just ,breught the eager passengers ashore. Amid the tumult, of the piers, the rat tle of Stages, and the distant „roar of Broadwayg 'old Raymond Remington stalked throtth the crowd, with his hat slouched over- his eyes, and • his hands clasped behind his back, as pla cidly as if he were still among the ben ding paling and feathered acacias of the ' far East. "No use pesterin' that old covey, Jim!" ejaculated a hackman to his per sistent partner, who was following the sal - Iron-faced stranger with vehement praises of some particular equipage. "I ain't sure that sort o' fellow puts money ,in our pockets." Raymond Remington smiled grimly to himself as ,he mentally acknowledged the truth of he man's inference. Yet the rich Ea.t Indian could probably have bo,ught up half the passengers of the Iberia. Ile•sat dog n by the hastily 15indled smoky fire of the hotel parlor, uncon scionsly - shivering in the w.l nt ry draughts.- , ." And this is what I've looked for ward to for thirty years—thirty years," mused- Raymond Remington, with a cold thrill of disappointmontat his heart. "There's no use disguising the fact that 'this isn't just which I used to dream about when I first went out to India. They say money can do anything—can it buy Me a welcome?" lle sat motionless a moment, then started up with a sudden impulse. go out and sect Isaiah South- Mayed—lsaiah and I Were boys togeth er; and Charley. Poor Charley ! Isaiah writes me he is in California, doing very well. I wish he could have been here to.libake his old friend's hand—l used to be fond .of Charley. Isitiali's well enough; but somehow I can't- divest myself of the idea that its my money he's counting. Perhaps I've grown dis trnseful and doubting—it's very possi ble.-'-but Charley used to be my favorite cousin." _Etymon(' Remington, Wal king throngh the surging current of Broad way, in his cold accustomed way, wlth his . eyes bent on the pavement, and his bands clasped in, one another behind lAmoc--1,(-Laore and more lonely and disbeari _encd no er -r.2 'ann. - cltractt ,- -u-rear- Hy over the great,Babylon of sight and sound, and the gas-lamps began to glim merlike yellow stars through the twi light. -The city had changed almost ma g ically -=the splendid streets of his boyhoodl were dingy and deserted now, and new thoroughfares had rised in glistening rows of marble and :brown stone. "it don't seem like coming home," pondered the yellow-faced East Indian, more disappointed than he was willing to confess to himself. There was-but one shaded light bUrn iug in the little back office, dedicated to Isaiah 'Southmayed's special up and benefit, and the clerks in the counting room beyond, glanced furtively over their shoulders and whispered to one another various private opinions respec ing , the- "awful bad temper of their chief, on this particular evening." Isaiah Southmayed ?Aim cross—and perhaps not Without reason . Six o'clock wasnpproaching, and no note had been received from the rich East Indian, summoning his obsequious relative to attend his leisure—moreover, he had too good reason to believe that the ducks were spoiling, and the ftsh stewed to wine Would be a tolltl. failure. "It's very singular its positively un accountable," said Isaiah Southmayed to hiMself for at least- the ninth time within the half hour. "Now, then, sir; what's wanting?" Per a pale-faced clerk with a quill behind his ear had insinuated his head meekly thrOugh the half-open dobr; -- - ",If you please, sir, a gentle—l—l mean a man, wants to speak with you." 4 "A. man. Haven't I said I wouldn't see anyone to-night, you idiot?" " Please, sir, ho says he's a—a relation of yours, sir." Isaiah caught up his big office ruler vindictively, but restrained his inclina tion to throw it at the offender's head, Ipcicily remembering in time that Michael Arnett was a new clerk, and consequently not au experienced one. " It's that begging rascal, Charley," roared Isaiah, losing all self-restraint in his towering passion. •'l'll settle his business for him. Send him in, Arnett." The spare, bowed figure, wearing, by some curious coincidence, just such a white hat as Isaiah had anathematized as belonging to poor broken-down Charley, ha d scarcely crossed the threshold of the darkened back office before the indignant , merchant gave loose to,his feelings. "DoiPt come a step nearer, sir. Aren't you ashamed ofyonrself, coming here in ;that absurd dress, to degrade me, before all My clerks? I won't give you a cent—nor I wouldn't if you were starving in the gutters ? Now you have my ultimatum, Charles Southmayed, And I hope you're satisfied with it. I am-not bound to provide for all my poor yel4ions,"and I tell you so, once for all. -71 haven't opened your last begging letter—Michael, hand that note to the i lei:sou—And I return it to you, as a proof that T want no more of 'em. And I want you distinctly to understand that the next time you conic here I. shall hand you over to the police: Michael, show him out!" And Isaiah Southmayed plunged his head in among a wilderness of mam moth ledgers and day-books, as a signal that the interview had ended. The spare, bowed figure turned slowly, without a word, and glided through the counting house; where. the clerks were already burning down the gas lights and ostentatiously preparing for rupture into the open street. " A singular welcome—a strangely worded welcome," muttered Raymond ,Reminglon to himself , as he mechani .cally.,paused beneath the glare of the ,lam,p - s without, and opened the unsealed ;e4elope that had been given into his nerveless fingers by the officious Ar nott. I . " POor Charley ! poor Charley !"I he t murmured. "And here is Charley's ad dsesS at the bottom. Starving, slit 'er ing wife and little ones, in want of the commonest necessaries or life. eh ? I - think I'll call on Charley. His own brothel' hoorFepulsed him from hio door. radl eops.7l' erhaps he'll be glad to see, old Ray i and Remington!" Mrs. Southmayed was still stitching I boriously at the soldier's clothes; and 1 oor Clara, who had been out fill day t nswerlug advertisements for "'a gov t rness'," Wi.th setting the table fora scan-• t ' evening meal ; while the little ones 1 layed quietly in the corner, cud Charles ontlimayed lay on the.worn sofa, with closed eyes, thinking sorrowfully' of ‘Vhs.t . future lay before his beloved ones, li;fien he should be removed beyond all are of.triul. ' , " Mother !" ejaculated Clara; "some n c eis knocking at the door. Ifitshould e the cross"old grocer with his bill. nd we haVe no money!" " But it isn't,t.ho 'cross old grocer !" aid a hearty voice. • ‘.. And in walked 'a tall, yellow-faced an , with his hands behind his 'back, nd two .. little black eyes sparkling (mildly beneath, shaggy eyebrows., . "It's Raymond Remington your ousin—CharleySouthmaSPed! My boy, 'in glad to see you !" The East India had no leason to com lain of the Welcome accorded to him in this humble little household ; for in less than live minutes every child was clinging about his. knee—pretty Clara crying on his kind shoulder, and Char ley and his wife scarcely more self-re strained. . . " I've cope to the light house,at l r ist?" thought old Raymond Reming ton, with new happiness in his hear . i And when, the next day, Isa soh Southmayed's elegant crirriuge stop d t the hotel to convey Mr. Remingt n tIo his own residence, the yellow-fac d i old gentleman overwhelmed his relative With contrition by dryly reminding i 1 im of the office scene the night before. "My dear Raymond," ejaculated saiah, turning white and red, "how ould I have made such a mistake?" " It was an awkward mistake—very," t ssented Remington curtly. . . " But you will accompany me home, I ow?" 1 "No ; I'm going to set up housekeep hag with my cousin Chirley." ' But, my dear Remington," spas •modically urged Southmayed, "sure ly"— "I've made up my mind," shortly answered Mr. Remington; "I. don't fancy the general style iin which you address your relations} Isaiah. Poor .;parley always was my favorite; and you know," added Raymond, with a gleam of grim humor irradiating' his ace, "1 am not bound t provide for all illy poor relations." And Isaiah iontlin tyed retreated, onvineed thdt one litt & mistake had iirfeited him the golden gletun of those ikist :I ndian hoards. t He did not reflect that his whole life vns "a mistake.": [For the Agltztor.) The Conatitntion of the Earth. NUMBER SIX. Dr. Silliman,—"Creation is th 'work !f God. The earth in common p ith the vhole universe, unfolds VOIUM ti filled with proofs Of intelligent, wise t nd be nevolent design. `Pim. wprk bnt rs the -- z -0,.: of a mind omniscient Or nergy, oln ni potent of skill, infinite, an! of con- Sisteney and benevolence, without doubt real and perfect, although not always to our limited faculties." "li;very thing" (iu respect to the for elation of granite) implies a previous state of corpuscular mobility, the par ticles having liberty of motion, and the t.ily powers equal ID the effect are heat nd electricity, aided by water, and the Saline, alkaline, acid and other soluble and ehemieal agents." "The accumulation of geological evi-. (fence leaves no doubt of the prevalence lof fire in the interior of the planet." I ! "It is now apparent that heat in the earth is not an accidental occurrence, , like our fires kindled on the surface; it is idit the result merely of transient combustion, it is an inherent and ever active principle, concentrated at one time in a particular region, and at another thue in a different place; now Slumbering for ages, and then revived Or transferred, but unextinguished and unewtingulshable. It must have been present in the early ages in the deep in terior of the planet, and indeed all that bears evidence of an origin by fire, is by far the greater portion of the earth, while the depositions evidently produc ed by water and by igneous solutions are but a very small film compared with the whole." Lyell—" All thevariouskinds of gran te which constitute the plutonic family are supposed to be of igneous origin, but to have been formed under great press ure, at a considerable- depth in the earth, or sometimes, perhaps, under a certain weight of incumbent water.— Like the lavas of volcanoes, they have been melted, and have afterwards cooled bud crystallized, but with extreme slow rues§ and under conditions very different from those of bodies ecooling in the open air) Bahewell.—" The 'spheroidal form of the earth indicates anpriginal state of fluidity, and, whatev l er might be the te nacity of the fluid matter, the rapid ro tation of the earth en, its axis would swell out the equatorial parts and form a spheroid of rotation. Intense heat ap pears to be the only natural agent we are acquainted with, that could retain the mass of the earth in a fluid state:— further, the granitic crust of the globe, most probably,owes its crystalline struc ture to slow refrigeragon from a state of igneous fusion. Thus, both the form of the earth and the structure of its crys talline crust are favorable to the theory of central heat. If this theory can be established. it will ofibr a satisfactory explanation of the former high temper ature of the globe and of its subsequent progressive refrigeration. " If the earth be composed of a solid crust or shell surrounding alfluid mass, this internal fluid would be subject to the attraction of sun and moon, or, in of her words,would have its regular tides. We are not• acquainted with any coun teracting influence to prevent the Wl pn Or tollese tidra upon the solid shell. lan however, fully persuaded that the internal parts of the earth do not consist of an assemblage of chaotic elements, but that they are arranged with as much wisdom as the parts of too external uni verse, aml that the earth itself is the vast la bratory in which was prepared, acco;ditez to dentate laws, all the min eral so bsunices found on its surface, and in which are now preparing the ele ments of further vhanges.." La Plaec:—l le supposes that "origi nally the whole solar system constituted only one va , :t• mass of nebulqus matter, being expanded into the thinrsest vapor and gas by heat, and more than filling the space :it. present occupied by the planets." This vapor, he still further suppue , l, had a rollolution from west to east on an axis. As the heat diminish es by radiation, the nebulous matter mus t conden s e, and consequently the velocity of rotation must increase, and am exterior zone of vapor might be de tached,si licet,he central attractian might not he aide to nvercome the increased centrifugal force. This ring of vapor might hometimes retain its original forth, a-) in the C 1.1•30 of Saturn's ring; but the tendency would be, in general, to divide into several masses, which, by coalescing again, would form a Dingle mass, having a revolution about the gun and on its axis. This would chnstitu,te a planet in a state of vapor add by the detachment of successive 'jugs, might, all 'the planets be produced. As they went on contracting, by th same law, satellites might be formed t each ; and the ultimate result would be solid, plan etsnnti satellites, revolving ground - the sun in nearly thesame plano,'and in the same direction, and also on their. axes. Prof. Jackson :—" Rocks of the granite class are regarded' as products of crys tallization from a dense, pasty, "fluid mass, melted by the action of heat.— Their metalie elements are supposed to have constituted a part of the original ingredients of the globe, which becam oxydized by the decomposition' 'of Wit er that condensed upon its surfabe .du ring the liret consolidation and coolin, of its crust. "'Astronomers and geOlb gists suppose the original condition o this planet to have been' gaseous, the most refractory of its ingredients being retained in ( the state of vapor, by the most intense heat, add that itgradually cooled into a liquid mass, and then, as its temperature became less, a solid crust of rock formed its surface; and ,upon this the waters, formerly existing as an atmosphere of Steam; condensed, dissol ving the soluble salts and •forming the ocean. Through this consolidated crust, occasional outbreakings of the internal molten mass took Place, and water,The . cause of these disruptions, ' , frequently gaining access to •the - ignited matter, was converted into steam, which, by its expansive power, elevated the crust and produced extensive'igneous eruptions of molten matter." • - Dr. T. Sterry Hunt, F. R. S. :—" We find in the heavens;planets, bodies like our earth, shining only by reflected light; suns, self-luminous, radiating light from solid matter ; and, moreover, true nebulm, or masses of luminous gas eons matter. These three forms repre sent three distinct phases in the con densation of the primeval matter, from which our own and other planetary sys tems have been formed. " This nebulous matter is conceived to be so intensely heated, as to be in a state of true gas or vapor, and, for this reason, feebly luminous when compared with the sun. " Our earth must at one time have been in an intensely heated gaseous Con dition, such as the sun nowlprCB67leB„iell luminous, and with a process of conden-, *sation, going on at' first at the surface only, until by cooling it must have reached the point where the gaseous center was exchanged for one of com bined and liquified matter. " So long as the g,aseous condition of' the earth lasted, we lmay suppose the whole mass to have fpeen homogeneous, hut when the tempeOure became so re duced that the existence of chemical compounds at the center became possi ble, those which were most stable at the elevated temperature then prevailing would be fltst formed.- By progressive coolingstill other elements would be re moved from the gaseous mass which would now ! ? beeotue the atinoaPhere of the non-gaseous nucleus. "The preOlss of combination and cool ing, having gone on until those elements which are net volatile in the heat of our ordinary furnaces were condensed into a liquid for 1, we may have to enquire - What weLdwuetne - resuit - upon tne mass of a further-yeduction of temperannie.— t is generitlly assumed that in the &ail ing oi a liquid globe of miner:A Matter, congelatiou would commence at tire sur face as in the case of water ; but water offers an exceptimi; to mast (Alia' liquids, inasmuch as it I.4dimser in the liquid than in the soli form. With most other matters however, and owever, notably with the various mineral and, earthy compounds, anah gous to those •which may be supposed to have formed the fiery fluid earth, numerous and careful experiments show that the products of solidification 'are much denser than the liquid mass; so that the solidification would have commenced at the center, whose temperature would thus be the congealing point of • these liquid com pohnds. "It is with the superficial portions of the fluid Mineral mass of the,globe that we have now to do, since there is no good reason for supposing that the deep ly anted portions have intervened in any direct' manner in the production of the rocitsl which form the superficial crust. This aL the time of its first solid ification, presented probably an irregu lar diversified.surface froui the result of contraction of the congealing mass, which at last formed a liquid bath of no great depth surrounding the .solid nucleus." Ma. DAVID FORBES, F. R. S.—" There seems to be no ground for believing that the substance of the earth is hom ogeneous throughout, or made up of substances possessing the same or near ly the same fusiiig points as that of the original external crust or layer, as we'd be necessary to make J•Dr. Huitt'isargu ment valid, for since Ilhe mean specific gravity of the earth is about . double that of ' the substandes composing its known exterior crust, it would appear all but certain that the interior mass', e t must be composed of substances diffe •-• ent in composition - and . much mei dense than those known to form t e superficial parts of the globe; and this j would indicate the great probability of there being in the interior pf the earth an immense accumulatioti of metalic boiiies of great density ; and as the fus ing points of such substances are ac knowledged to be immensely lower than that of those composing the known crustof the earth it might be advanced -in opposition to Dr. Hunt's views, that the difference would more than coun terbalance the tendency to solidify at the'eentre in the case of the fusing points being really even considerably elevated by the effects of pressure. "For these and many other reasons I cannot agree with Dr. Hunt that the earth la solid to the core; but believe that there is still some vast reservoir or reservoirs of molten matter in its inte rior." __ This numberis maile up of quotations. I will add ono original x•emark, ,and that is, If poetry, is wholly made up of imagination, then Fonio or the authors above are poets Its well :e scientific men. J. "EM ERY. t•), Feb. I !AP. • A certain Sunday-school teacher wti•as in the habit of taking - a collection in the juvenile elms for missionary Ob jects. She Wati not a little surprised one day to find a counterfeit I-101110g among the coppers, aud on asking the class who put it there, the .donor w. 13 pointed out to ber by one who had seen him deposit it. " Didn't you kno,tt• (Ltd it was good for nothinw."' said the teacher. " - Yes," answered the boy. `Men what did you put it in the box for ?" The boy coolly replied, " I didn't s'lntse the little heathens would know the di iierenee, 0 I tlmught it - would be just ns good for them." - A. „ pilpthiCiall WritCS to IL :i . \ew York pa pt4 that A111011C8,116 are too quiet at their weals, and L itchis that 'it is a Well established fact that cheerful soviety at t meals greatly aids iiige-tuns. The syn - pathetic intilltlieu'Whicli c.xi•Ats betwee the Stomach and brain attests the:Out i of the aesertion.' JOBBING DEPARTMENT.. Tho proprietoisilavostoolied ihoostabliallme with a now a varied assortment of JOB AND CARD TYPE AND FAST PREBSE3, and aro proparod to oxecnto neatly and promptli POSTERS, HANDBILLS, CIRCULARS, BILL'. HEADS,,DABDS, PAMPHLETS, &c., &a. Deeds, Mortgages, Leases, and a full assortment of Constables' and Justices' Blanks on band. Pcoplo living at tt distance can dependon hay. ing their work done promptly and scut back in return mail. ' N . ,0. Mr. and MN. Frank *Hopkins were supremely happy. Their condition was as felieitotis as that of a welt mated pair of robins on the 15th day of February. For it was the day after their mar iiiago that they arrived at the Eagle Hotel,;and were shown up to No. 15—a pleasant room on the second floor.— Nothing was wanting to make them happy.' ' Mrs. Hopkins had two new silks,and a charmingly braided under skirt, and a real cashmere shawl, and a love of a bonnet, and what more could a sensi ble woman require?' And then, such a husband Frank 'was the very pink of the masculine'flower garden ! And _ he had such a' beautiful moustache— just'the shade , that- blcinde _Aggle ad mired—black ones were so fierce! Dear me! she said with a pretty shiver, she should always feel a: horror"of a man with a' black moustache. And Frank looked so splendidly in new clothes. A blue coat; 'find plaid, blue and green pantaloons; and a White -vest; and an unexceptionable neck tie. SUrely there was- not' such - - another get-up in the city. . And Frank thought Aggie little less „- than an angel, and a great deal better ' adapted to make him happy than one of those winged, etherial creatures that are supposed to be tai quintessence of all that is charming. So . you see; dear readers, everything was gein merry as .1 a marriage bell. - In the same Hotel—on the ame floor and the adjoining room, Which had been constructed to be let- with the room of Mr. and Mrs. Hopkins, as a suite, and was connected by a large press—Sir. 'John Franklin !Swift, a young gentleman from the country, was lodging. John retired to rest early, and not be ing much accustomed to the usages of the city; concluded to do as ,he did at,. home—rise when he first awoke. And as he awoke at five, and this was in the winter, he was a little early. - He was afraid of the gas; in fact he did not understand its arrangements, - oo he decided to dress in the dark, and stepping int& the clothes press he took down clothes and got into theists He • thought the pantaloons were' a little tight in the waistband, and the coat felt singularly uneomfortable about the arm-holes, but then it was a cold-morn- ' ing, be reasoned, and broadcloth-would be a little stiff. Mr. Swift having appareled himself went out for a morning walk. As fate would have it, be• found em ployment that morning, for the first time since coming to the city—and so he off with his coat and•weAt to we* ; but not until he had discovpred that h r was in the wrong suit of clothes. " mighty queer," ho said to him self; " but I reckon I got 'em in that press that was between tlies chambers, and whoever slept in the other room is wearing mine. It will come right :Again at night, and these are a slashing nice looking set of rigging! Declare fur it—l look more like a gentleman: than ever I did." Meanwhile, Mr. Hopkinsi l rose just before sunrise, it'S heshad.. td' enter to teach - tiles ea:rly train which left for a cOunrryTown a 110 t lily T sites away, where he had got to go that day on ims poitant buSinef3S. And as h i e was to leave his wife at the Eagle, Waring his absence, and tie clay wound seem so long to her because he NV f;:i away, be . thought it best not to wake her, but dress himself in 111° 1 semis'Obscurity—' • taking his clothes from the easet where,' he had Mpg them the previous night.' By the tithe he bad giit himself hives ted in them, he had discovered the ex-- change, but there was not a moment to lose and he could wear them for that day, trusting to good luck in getting his own garments again in return, Qo laughing a little to himself at the ludicrous figure he cut in the long swal low-tailed coat, and baggy butternut pantaloons, and slouched hat of the countryman, he kissed 'his wife, and de parted.: When Mr. Swift returned to his hotel at night, everybody was exceedingly ti deferential to hint. The waiter bowed to himns respectfully as it was In his powerf t to do, and ,opened the door of a parlor, remarking : "She's in there, sir." " Who's in there?" said i l Afr. Swift. • " Your lady, sir. Andishe's had' a sad 'day of ) it, I'm thinking. She's cr.ed moreoan once for yOur absence." Swift wondered who could be crying for him, as he had no lady acquaintance in the city—but being remarkably fond of the ladies, he had no objection to seeting this one who was plunged into grief on his account. Mrs. Hopkins was sitting on the sofa, and the gas not haVing been lighted the twilight of the place favored the .de ception, and she took him for her hus band. There was a resemblance between the two men. - And that.immaculate suit of clothes—of course it was he. She sprang up, and was in his arms in a moment. " Oh, my dearest, dearest 'rank,"F she cried. "Where have you been ? How e . buld you stay away from your own Aggle so long ?V and she begrn to put on the kisses' in a way Frank Swift thought particularly delightful. Swift returned them with interest, feeling very much alike one bee in a whole hive of honey ! -" li 7 dear Frank; do'nt kiss so hard, ''You readtul man ! You haven't shaved l o to-da ! You ought to be ashamed !" "..'Si ver mind that !" cried Swift.-: ",,should forget everything if I were with you." "Why Frank, how dreadful hoarse you are ! You have got cold, my dar ling; ram so. sorry! here, have a pep permit lozenge," and she pat one into his mouth in such a way that Swift wished he might have a perpetual cold, and beled forever on peppermint loz enges. . " Where did you get this-odious smell hf cigars? I wish you would never touch another," " I never will, my dal Fing: Just then the (Ic;or opened, and there v,.as a il - drited p,oing (ill in the hail betweent!l,.. waiter, .ttini a 1)11111 with a Nery red '1.1..e —win) - wove a limg tailed coat. aini :L pair of very baggy pantaloons. I tell you my wife and if you d„ l c t , ataud a-ide :Ind let We pass, I'll knock your eye, in Io than they aro now!" and Joe belligerent speaker Lit,t-hed into the, room. " Jupil.er!" eriukt 114., at sight of Mi•s. 1-Topkitni with her z head lying on the shoulder of Mr. iNvi rt. Can I lie -I:vve my ey(-6? xvile in the arms of a paramour! C loud heavens i' ) 'our wife !" cried "My wife, 1 at» the lady's husband, you villian ;_ • 'Good graciote; cried MN. Hop kins " the man i, eiazy ! My husband, Indeed sir, my husband don't weiir coat that wlts ctlt lit the Ark, and Pan taloon -I that ha.i: .like meal bags! Oh, Frank" elingin•4 to Mr. Swift, " pro leet.mo frbm111111.” " Let her go t im , !anc."' roared Mr. Hopkins, " or t i'll t the means of ye !" " Dcai't let totioi.,1114:!" cried thd lady, "oh hertyptv-,! :=;e4a that 'tor- WRONG SUIT OF CLOTHES. [Concluded A, deh page.]
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