JOBBING DEPARTM %, The proprietors have stocked the establishtne with a news► varied assortment of JOB ANDICARD TYPE AND FAST PRESSES, sod are'preparod to taccute neatly and promptly POEiTEIS, HANDBILLS, CIRCULARS, BILL - HEADS, CARDS., PAMPHLETS, Am., Ac. Deeds, Mortgages, Leases, and a full assortment ol Qinstablesand Justices' Blanks on hind. People at a distance can depention hav ing their wdr done promptly and sent back in return mail. BUSINESS DIRECTORY. W. D. TERBELL Ala CO., WHOLESALE DRUGGISTS, and dealers in Wall Paper, Kerosene Lamps, Window Glass, Perfumery, Paint& and Oils, &0., he. Corning, N. Y., Jae. 1, 1868.-Iy. WILLIAM IL SMITH, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW iiisnrance, Bounty and Pension Agency, Main Street Wollsboro, Pa., Jan. 1, 1868. 8: P. WlLsox. J. B. Nose WILSON & NILES, ATTORNEYS lc COUNSELORS AT LAW, (pint, door from Bigonoy's; on the Avenue)— Will attend to business entrusted to their care in the counties of Tioga and Potter. Wollabor°, Jai). 1, 1868. IlItL'S MOTEL, WESTFIELD Borough, Tina Co. Pa., E. G. Hill, Proprietor. A new and commodious building with all the modern improvements. Within easy drives of thebost hunting and fish ing grounds in Northern Penis's. Conveyance's furnished. Terms moderate. Feb. 5,1868-Iy. GEORGE lIVAGNER, TAILOR\ Shop first door north of L. A. Seart's Ahoo Shop. Aar Cutting, Fitting, and Repair lug done promptly and well. \Vellaboro, Pa., Jan. 1,1868.—1 y. • • J UN 8. SIIMILSPE ARE, DRAPER AND TAILOR. _Shop over John R. Bowen's Store. Cutting, Cutting, Fitting, and Repairing done promptly and in best style. Wollsboro,Pa., Jan. 1,1868-1 y WM, GARRETSON, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW, Notary Public. and Insurance Agent, Moss but! Pa. over Caldvrell's Store. JOHN • I. 'MITCHELL ATTORNEY ANDJCOUNSELOR AT LAW Welisboro, Tioga Co., Pa. • Claim Agent, Notary Public, and Insurance Agent. Ile will attend promptly to collection of Pensions, Back Pay and Bounty. As Notary Publio ho takes acknowledgements of deeds, ad ministers orthe, and will act as Commissioner to take testimony. ABT*Offtee over Roy's Drug Store, adjciining Agitator Office.—Ott. 30. 1367 -John W .. Guornsell • • ATTORNEt AND COUNSELOR AT LAN'. liavi returned to this county with a view of making it his permanent residence, solicits 0 time...of public patronage. All business en trusted to his care) will be attended to 'with promptness and fidelity. Office 2d doorsouth of E. S. Farr's hotel. Tioga, Tioga Co., Pa: .11ZAAK WALTON HOUSE, Gaines, Tioga County, Pa. HORACt C. VERMILYEA, PAior'n. This is a new hotel located within easy access of the best ttshing and hunting grounds in North ern Pennsylvania. No' pains will be spared for the accolnatadation of pleasure 'seekers and the travelin L public. [Jan. 1, 1888.] PETROLEUM HOUSE, WESTFIELD, PA., OEOROE CLOSE, Propri 7 otor. A now Hotel conducted on the principle of live and.let live, for the accommodation of the publio.—Nov. 14, 1866.—1 y. GEO. W.. RYON, • ATTORNEY & COUNSELOR AT LAW, Law renceville, Tioga Co., Pa. Bounty, Pension, and InSurance Agent. Collections promptly s iattended to„.01Tmo 2d door below Ford House - Dan '12.'1867-1y R. E. OLNE ' 1 DEALER. in CLOCKS it JEWELRY, SILVER et, PLATED WARE, Speotaelos, Violin Stringr. &e., &0., Mansfield, Pa. Watches and Jew airy neatly repaired. Engraving dune in plait,' English and German. Ilseptei•ly. 'Thos. B. Bryden. t SURVEYOR DRAFTSMAN.—Qrders left at his room, '1: wnsund Hotel, Wellsboro, will meet with kompt attention. • Jan. 13. 1837.—ti. FARR ' S _HOTEL , TIOGA, TIOGA COUNTY, PA., good stabling, attached, and an attentive hos tlor als - rays in attendance. E. B. PARR, . . . Proprietor: • Hairdressirio• i, t) & shavinir . Saloon ovor Willcox Barker's Store, Wells bore, Pa. Particular attention paid to Ladies Hair-cutting, Shampooing, Dyeing, etc. Brains Pulls, evils, and Bair:hes on hand and made to or. ler. 11. W. DORSEY. J. JOHNSON. PBACON, 31. ll.; late of the 2'd Pa. Cavalry, after nearly four years of army service, with a large parlance in field and hospital practice, has opened an Wile° for the practice of medicine and surgery, in all ha branches. Persons from a distance can find good boarding at the Pennsylvania Hotel when desired.— Will Tlait anY part of the Rata in consultation, or to perform surgical operations_ No 4, Union Block, up stake. Wolfsboro,Pa., May 2,1866.-Iy. .' - N EW PICTURE GA.LLERY.- FRANK SPENCER has the pleasure to inform the citizens of Tioga aunty that he has completed his NEW PHOTOGRAPH VALLERY, Bad is on hand to take all kinds of Sun Pictures, Hush as Ambrotypes, Ferrotypes, Vignettes,Cartes do Visite, the Surprise and Eureka Pictures; also particular attention paid to copying and enlarg— ing Pictures. Instructions given in the Art on misonablo terms. Elmira St., Mansfield, Oct. 1, 1866. 13.. Smith, KNOXVILLE, Pa. Pension,,Bounty, and In- surance Agent. Communications sent to the above address will receive prompt attention. Terms moderate. - [jan 8-- 1868-131 'U. S. CLAIM.AOENCY, t . . For the Collestion of - Army and Navy Claims and Pensions, THE NEW BOUNTY LAW, passed July 29 ). 18043,g1ven two and three years' soldiers extra 'bounty.- Send in your discharges. OFFICERS' EXTRA PAY. Three months' extra pay proper tp volunteer officers Who were in service March 8,18C5. - PENSIONS INCREASED To all who have lost a limb and who have been perma nently and totally disabled. Ali other Government claims prosecuted. JEROME B. NILES. Welishoro s October 10,18811-ti NORDIAN STRAIT, A GENT for the National Series of Standard it Books; publfshed by A. S. Barnes dc Co. 11 William, corner of John Street, N. Y., keeps min a fall supply. All orders promptly tilled. Ca address I,y matt, N. STI Osceola, Pa., June 10,1867-Iy. -BLACKSMITIIiNG. THE underaigntd having returned to boro and opened bia ahup, on Woteti aolicdts a share of patronage. He propose WORK CHEAP you •cs-00.1. Shoing .horses $3,51) and other woriAn tion. April 29, 1969.-6ui J. - G. PUTNAM, • - WILL WRIGIIT—Attent for_ :di tit LTI„ TURBINE' WATER .WHEELS, for Seentart's Oscillating Movement for 43;1, Mulay Saws. _ fioga. Pa., Aug. 7, 1587. ly. Bounty and Pensvon Ageney. HAVING received leflnitninistruCtionß regard to the extra bounty Minn - €.4 by 'lie net approved July 28, 1866,and having on hail,' n large glipply of all necessary blanks, T. ant prepared to proseentp all pen- sloe and bonuty claims which may bn placed in my hands. Personaliring at n diqtance can commtudcato with me by letter, nnd their nommnnlcationß will be promptly answsted. 'WSJ. 11. SMITH. Welisboro.Octoi?er 24,1866. C..L. WILCOX, Dealer in DRY GOODS of all kinds, linOwere and Yankee Notions. Our ascortment l,p large andprioes low. Store in Union Block. Call in gentliiman.*-may 20 1808-Iy. - , VOL. Xy. CITY BOOK BINDERY AND BLANK BOOK 3LiNUFACTOBY, 8 B a ldwin Street, (SIGN OF TILE BIG BOOK, 2D FLOOR,) - Co t7.1.t. MOTT O: GOOT. AS THE BEST, CAEAP As THE CHEAPEST Of every description, in all styles of BitOitlg, And as low, for quality of Stock, as any Binders in the State. Volumes of ovary deveripticin Bound in the hes4manner and in any style or dered. ..ALL KiNDS OF eILtIVORK• Executed in tho best manner. Old Books Te bound and made good as now. YJ1 1 4t,5.,k,2111111 1143,&3312 I am prepared to furnish back numbers of all Reviews or Magazines pubilshed'in the United States or Great Britain, at a low price. - BLANK BOOK & OTHER PAPER, Of all sizes and qualities, on hand; ruled or plain DILL HEAD PAPER, Of any quality or size, on hand and cut up ready for printing. Also, BHA PAPER, and CARD BOARD of- all colors and quality, in boards or cut to any size. STATIONERY, Cap, Letter, Note Paper, Envelopes, Pens, Pencils, 8:e. I am Bole agent for Prof:•SHEPARD'S NON-CORROSIVE STEEL PENS, OF VARIOUS SIZES, FOR LADIRS , AND GENTLEMEN, Which ,I w.li warrant egtial to 45f01d Pens. The best in use and no mistake. The abeve stock I will sell at the Lowest Rates at all times, at a small advance on Now York prices, and in quantities to suit purchasers, All work and stock warranted as represented. I respectfully solicit a share of public) patron. age. Orders by mail promptly . attended to.— Address, LOUIS KIES, Advertiser Building, Elmira, N. Y. Sept. 28, 1867.—1 y UNION HOTEL, . • MINER IVATRINS I . ROPItiETOR. ATINO fitted up a new hotel building on the site of the old Union liotel, lately destroyed by fire, Imu now ready to rreel;;e and entertain guests. The Union Mad was intended for .a Temperance Rouse, and tile ,Proprietor believes it can be sustained Without grep An attentive hostler in attendance. . • ellaboro, June 26,1867. 3013,,,N ETNErt, TAILOR AND CUTTER, has, opened a blion on Craton atreot, rear of Svirs ..t.Derhy's shoe shop, where he is preparedlto manufauture gar ments to order in the most substantial manner, and with ditliatcb. Particular attention paid to Cutting and Fitting. March 26, 1868—Iy On strictly Temperance principles, Morris Itui,, Pa. It. C. BAILEY, Proprietor. Horses and Carriages to let.—March 8,1868.—1 y. E. R. KIMBALL, GROCERY - AND RESTAURANT, Ono door a l bovO the Moat Market, ° WELLSBORO, PENN'A, T ESPECTFULLY announces to' the trading public that ho has . a dpirabli stock of Oro cones, comprising, Teas, Coffees, Spices, Snare. Molasses, Syrups, and all that constitutes a lira class etbelt. - Oysters in every style at all sea, donablo hourt. lVellsboro, Jan, 2, 1867-tf. - Great Excitement! jolinflou Impeached, and Elm oree's Booots and Shoes triumphant! The subscriber would say to the people of Weatileld and :vicinigy - that hole manufacturing a Patentlloot which ho' believiis to possess the following advantage over op, others; Ist, there Is nocrimping; 2d, no wrinkling, Ravens they: break CO the feet; 3d, no ripping. In short, - they are: 1181 LIM thing for everybody. :in . :lvies on Muni and b ere Sollcitod. Sole right of Westfield townlibtli wadi; ro' secured. He has also Just received a splendid sof of balmoral patterns, latest Myles. Como one, come ail! . We, are bound to sell f ilienp for cash or ready po y. ,?../lop ono door south of Sanders Colegrovo. .l Westfield Bolo', Feb. la 131;3. J. fit. EJIItiII;E O. H. GOLDSMITH, Proprietor.—Having leas od this popular Hotel, the proprietor respect . fully solicits a fair share of patronage. Every attention given to guests. The best hostler in .the county always in attendance. April 29,1888.—V. • TIOGA.GALLERY OF ART. Twould respectfully inform the citizens 01 'I i ! 1 oga and vicinity, that I have built a lir w . , 1 „ 1 PHOTOGRAPH GALLERY ' • in ilia Boroug i of Tioga, and having n good Photographic Artist in my employ, 11 am now prepared to t c. rnish all kinds of Pictures knoun to the Phot reptile Art. Also having iti my employ a number of first class Painters, X atu prepared to answer all calls for.housei skin t , car. riage, ornamental . and scenery painting. -Ad: dress A. B. MEAD P., , .• .May 6, 1888----tim. Tioest, Pa. THE PLACE TO BUY DRUGS, AT•tho Lawroncoville Drug Store; wliei e y.,u will find every thing properly bolopgii.g to the Drug Trade CHEAP, CHEAPER, CHEAPEST, and of tirti best quality.for Cash. Alsu, Paints, Oils, Varnishes, Lamps, Fancy Notions. Strings, Fishing Tackle, Window Glass, Sc. Cash paid for Flax Seed.. FARM RISKS, only, taken. No Premium Notes required. It is LIBERAL. It pays damages by. Light fling, whether Fire ensues or not. It ptys for Ifve itock -killed by I,4;hti.lng, it btir,ps or in the field. Its rates are lower than other Comp:1111E1s of equal reepoosibility. I. C. PRICE, Agent, Farmington Centre, Tioga C,.. Pu• • May 29, 1897-1,y4. School I il 118 stantll I on or i 12. DEALERS IN - HARDWARE, IRON, .T1.11,;1, NAILS, STOVES, Tlf'- 14rARE, 'tree? to th BELTING, SAWS, CUTLERY, El CqrriAgp, ,arkd„ilarnpas -Trirn•qniure HARNESSES, Ski)Dl, BS; • ,•• • Corning. N. 37., JaD; 2,1813711 y. 3._ W. RITT best Also ard BOOT AND SHOE MAKER'S, . • Over W ;lbws & Van Viilk ei nba l i k fic to i?er r , :•orn lately occupied /34.,,i Si,c7,l„ BOOTS .AND SHOES of all kinds Jilaae to order and in the hest manner: REPAIRING of all kinds dono promptly and good. dive 118 a call, _ JOIIN HARDNESS,; WM. RILEY. Wollsboro, San. 2, 1868 ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW, Office with Ir.- IL r titnith, Esq., Mdin opposite Union Block, WeUsher°, July 15, 1858. ''. -,11 '..„ ~- ,- ~ , . . , , ,; ~, .- • , . , i i -,".1;..., I t - i 1 4 11. , ,. doll 1 i. 1 .- 1.. ~ ,1 -4:i. v i 4 il • ,'""*---..._.- ~, t . . - . ' .. ....--- •:::,A., . - - .. ',. -:-: \.. -,-) l' -'-'.- ... • - - - N ' ..\ „,. ~. . • •,., . ill ,1 . .. ' - 1 ' ( 1 L ',V,;}. • . -s, -' • .. , ,:,1 ' , - N--..\:--_---. ..- t___. (11 (I 0 ', •- 1 . 1 (. t. .. , : . • r'7,7 , .*:•• . .. - , , :. -,- _ ::.. t•.• '.. .' 4. ‘..,,1.i..Y. (-••• , , . , -- . . . , ~ . . 1 • - [ - • ' -..;\_, • _ ME ME EIJM.IItA, N. Y. BLANK 'I3OOKS COMPLETE YOUR SETS! HAMILTON HOUSE, 3Scocrtisi eSer tStl3.cieiosi. WELLSBORO HOTEL. GLEN'S - FALLS, N. Y -0- Capital and Surplus $373,631,66. WALKER & ,LATURO.P. WATER TANTE, AGRICIULI`UitAL - IMPLE\IEN"Ii= HARKNES . B & RILEY, GEO. W. MERRICK, and HOOFLAND I S GERMAN TONIC S PREPARED ,BY DR. C. dl. JATZSON, j PIIILADELPIIIA, PA. greater known remedkr for Liver: omplaint, C. P. LEONARp " Tha 496g-itisk*A. IMII i? t• ,1 INTIL9DUCED INTO AMERICA FROM GERMANY, in 1835. HOOFLAND'S GERMAN BITTERS, •, DYSPIEE'SIA, , , Nervous Debility, JAUNDICE, Diseaseeotthe Kidneys, ERUPTIONS of the SKIN, and all Dlocages arising from a Die ordcred'Llver, Stomach, or ni(P.URITY OF TUE _BLOOD Read the following symptoms, and if you find that your system is apeied by any of them, you ; ,way rest .aitat44 - Xhat ekseasel'has'Oomnien&tript a . (tadion the most Cmiiortant ofnalii of your body, and unless soon checked by the use of powerful remedies, a miserable life, soon terminating in death, will be the result. Constipation, Flatulence Inward Piles, Fulness of Blood to tho Head, Acidity of the Stomabh, Nausea, aeart burn Di s gust for Fp od, F ulna s or Weight in the iitomaoh, Sour Eructations, Sink- . , " - ' ing or Fluttering at the Pit , of the Stomach Swimming of the Head, Hurried or Difficult Breathing, Fluttering at tho Heart, Choking or Suffccating Sensations when in a Lying Poiture, Dimness of Vision, Dots or W bs before the Sight, Dull Pai in the Head, Defi ciency of Perspiration, Yel lowness of the Skin and Eyes, Pain in the Side, Batik, Chest, Limbs, oto., 13;1i:i -dea 'Flushes of Heat Burning in the Flesh, Constant Imaginings of Evil, and Groat Depression of Spirits. All these indicate disease of the Liver or Digestive Organs, combined with impure blood. fjouflaitb's (Nrinan, Bitters . entirely vegetable, and contains no liquor. It is a coinpound of Fluid Ex. tracts. The Roots, Herbs, and Darks from which these extracts are mnde are gathered in Germany. All the' medicinal virtues are extracted from, them by a scientific clAexalat• These extracts ,are then forwarded to this country to be used expressly for the manufacture of these Bitters. There is no alcoholic substance of any kind used in compounding the Ritter., hence it is the only Bitters that can be used in cases where alcoholic stimr , ulanti arc not ; advisable. Skoflanb's ft °nit is a combination of all the ingredients of the Bitters, with Puns Santa eras /turn, Orange, etc. B is veal for the same diseases as the Bitters, in cases where some pure alcoholic stimulus is required. You will bear in mind that these remedies arc entirely different from any others advertised for the cure of the diseases named, these being scientific preparations of medicinal extracts, while the others are fliers decoctions of rum in some form. The TONIC is decidedly one of the most pleasant and agreeable remedies ever offered to the public. Its taste is exquisite. Bis a pleasure to take tt, while its isfe-givirry, exhilarating, and medicinal qualities Kau cause44l 4 jetioio4&Bthe: greatest of all tonics. CONSUMPTION. Thousands of cases, when the pa. tient suppoied he was afflicted with this terrible disease, have been cured by the use of these remedies. Extreme emaciation, debility, and cough are the usual attendants upon ( severe cases. of dyspepsia or disease of the digestive organs. Even in cases of genuine Consumption, these remedies will be found of the greatest benefit, strengthening and invigorating. DMILITY. . There it no medicine equal _to JTooflailers .6:ereitan Diners or filmic in cases of Debility. They impart a (ewe and 1 . 11;0/* in (he vihOIC system , strengthen the ap petite, i.unse an enjoyment of e fooddenable the stomach to digest in . :purify tlni blood,' give 'a good, sowed, hi ill hy complexion, eradicate the Vellow tinge cram the rye, impart a bloom to the cheek.' l and change the patient front a short-breathed, emaciated, weak, — and neer 011 , 177 co?i,t, in a rilpfieed, v o nt (Ind v i g o r . ntt 47i / ' . Weak and Delicate Children are made strong by losing' the , Bittera or Tonic. 1i fact, .they -r,Fe family Medic inei. They can 'be kilniiribitered With perfect. safety.to , tv;chilti. three months Ot'd, the most delleffte female, ,or a man of rilncty.•' 77,ess Remedies are the Lest Blood Purlflors drrr known, anti will cure all diseaset resulting from Gad blood. Keep your blood pure; keep your liver in order; key your digestive organs in a sound, healthy condi tion, by the use of these ronedies, and no disease lull crer assail you.,- TZZZI I OI/1 3 :1:13 =OM - Ladies ,who. xviali a Taira rioml complexion, fre,c; from a , 1 - slt tingq nndall , other4iisBirolrementy should F Itsci 'these reihellies ,Occasion. ally. , The Liver in perfect' order, and t he blood pure, will result , ter spark. ling eyes and blooming-4)1100,gs.- - . , bAu*iom tArtfland's Ccrnian• Remedios, pre counterfeited. The genuine hai.e the signature Of C. DI, Jackson on the front of the outside wrapper of each bottle, and the name of tree article blown in each . bottle. An others • are countellcit. Thdueeyiids of /alai!' • liiiVe'lieen re- , celred4eathryinltiothe virtue , ofthea• remediea. - • READ THE RECOMMENDATIONI3, FRon tiON:6.EO. W. WOOD4AnD, • Gaol Just tco ttlo Suprorno Court of Penwiyivania, •. PUILADELPHIA,,BIMICII lath, .I.find "koofland's German Btltert",is not an intox (sating beverage, but is a goad tonic, awful in disor ders of the eh - venire organs, and of great bens lle in eases of debility and sciant of nervous action sn the system. Yours truly, - - GEO. W. 11 7 0.0DIPARD. FROM RON. /JAMES Judge of tho Supremo Court of Penhsyliiina. Pnnany.tnne, APIIIL 28th, 1860. I consider " 1110 ottani ars German Bit. tetratt it valuable medicine in case of at. tacks of Indigestion or Dyspepsia. I can certify t h is frinn my experience f•i" ii. Tours, trial. respect, lAMES THOMPSON.. , , . Pruitt P.EV, JO3El'llll. 'KM - GARD, Pastor of the -Tends Bnptist:Cburels,-pitiladelphin. Da...T.toca(kt—licAit hat:ebect freqtiently re quested to connect my flame with recommendations of tAtreirent latzdt of medicines, but regarding the practice 'as out of vey:appropriate sphere, .1 have in ali,dzses de dined; but with a clear proof.in rarioutfrurtanas, and patliculatlyin my own fataiiy,of the ugralnsts of Dr. - Lrogitarld's German Butes,' Ideptirtfor onbspant tdy usual course, Co• opres,rttty fffiVc!ixivation that far, general debility tgd s' systera,aniresOelibizitirldrer , Complaint, it is a' safo and valuable preparation. l'It& some costa it tsayfatT; bl 4 settittliy;,,fdoattiot, Lc very ,eitc/icial to' Most who 7 Eutrer from the' tibore elutes. _Yours, ict7rOultecifti4tr. /.. A H. KEN.MiI 4 4 2 D, Eighth, below °meet Brice of the Bitters, $l.OO . per bottle; Or, a half dozen for $5.00. -Price of..ther_Tonics, $/.50 per-bottle; - Or, a half dosed, for $7.0D.- .Tlis Tonic is pas up in qtnireboiiles. _ 'tifecothict that it it Dr. iToollft Pars German/nominee that art 16 universally used and tohighly reconimend ; and do not allow the . Druggist to' induce you to• ~take any,thinsr else {hat by may saY.iiiust agS234l be. ,saute lee snakes a larger , These Remedies , etas be sent by cri, rest to any locality upon a.P/i/chtl°74", • -.:.- NortibirciPAL OFFICE, - • 'AT THE. GERM'AN MEDICINE -STORE, 11 - 6. 631ARCIf Tit LTV:Fiala . CHAS. M. lIIATANIS, Propiietor, • • Formerly-Q-A JACKSON & CO, " These - Remedies are for sale by- Drugglits, Steiekeepersi and sheds. eine Dealers everywhere. Do not forget to examine well the article you buy, its ardent° get the genuine. 111 The above Remedies are for Sale - by Druggists, Stereke'llipore ' dnli Medicine dealers, - evorywheie tt l i x ra,bortttheUnited &itstes -Daniidas,t 1114 the Woat IndieciWar. 11,16844" ,t.i'MiiO*l6,''i;i:, iiter,Ett - - - 'O, 186-E. Tho snow had begun in the gloaming, And busily all the night Had been heaping field and highway lYitb a silence deep and White. Every pino and fir and hemlook, ' Wore ermine too dear for au earl; Awl the poo . ceid twig theol oins. tree , witkpktiti.k. From sheds now roofed with Carrara, Came the chanticleer's muffled snow, The still' inns were softened to swan's down, And still fluttered down the Gaon-. I stood and watched at the window, And noiseless work of the sky, And the sudden flurries of snow birds, Like brown leavos, whirling by. . • . : thought 'of a mound in sWd , ot'Auburn, Where d little' hetastoneitoed, Hew the ftakci Were foldingit gently, ati'did robins the babes in the wood. Up spoke our littlo Mabel ; • Saying, " Father, who makes it snow 7" And I told her of the good All Father Who cares for us nil below. Again I looked at - tho snow fell, And thought of the leaden sky And arched o'er 0(4 first great sorrow, When the mound was heaped so high. I reuleudiered the gradual patieuee ; /That 'from that aloud-like snotty. • Flake; by flake=bealihg'atid hiding, The shorn of that deep-stabbed roe. Then again to tho child I whispered, " The snow that hushoth nil, Darling, the Merciful Father ' Alone can make it fall. Then with eyes that saw not, I kissed her, And she kissing back, could not know Tbat, my kiss was,giron to her sister,, ' PoTqcd 'close andi'ddepenini Lowtta Worvllzineous. On the border of Green Lake, in Min nesota, there lived a sturdy white haired frontiersman name *a lter Brown. Tie was one of those adventur ous spirits ever to-be found in the van ofadva4o4g oivilizitGion alwayp court ingthd free, wild 'air of ti - fe prairie, and rejoicing in the profound depths of un inhabited forests. But the country grew more and more thickly settled, and Walter Brown be come uneasy. His wife had borne him i daughter, the third or fourth Year of their residence at the head waters of the St. Croix, whom he called Leonora. She was a good girl, and the idol of her father. He purchased a rifle for her when she was but twelve years old, and took the utmost pains in teaching her the use of it. She was brave and• steady of nerve, i ,and soon acquired , wonderfei a,shot, and the ,nitm-, ,her ofiirairio,ehickens,,partridges, , wild waterfowls, and other small, game she managed tothout.eitch day', Was , really -darg6l OfeeasionaJily 'alie•:would:::shoot :a deer,. en tin e ve.33 tiabrixfoly a ,Itiokyahat , tlir9tiglithe ;eye' into • the brain, she killed abear: ' ' •"' When she cairie hernaWith the news, tier father could -scarcely credit her. But knowing her perfectly truthful na ture, he danced abottt the room for joy, and seizing the sturdy little maid, he mounted her upon his shouldes, and insisted upon carrying her all the way to the spot whore the dead bruin lay. Thicker and thicker flowed the tide of emigration into Minnesota and Wis consin. following the navigable rivers as a matter of course, and more and more uneasy and "crowded" felt i . Wal ter Brown At length ills/ Leonor(t'vhs theit'sbtiden, and engaged to be married to a handsome young trapper by the nameof Watson who had joined her father in business. • The death of the mother had made ti necessary, to postpone, the wedding`and hi i ti,te interim old Walter decided to , move ink? „northwest IC,linnesota. Neighbors were:getting too near, .and hunting .and ,trapping. were) .bad, ' As the youngi man , had proved 'np, , 'pre empted; Improved arqnarter section of-lantl'neatTayror'S f leftll, thew - begin ning tagrow ri x tpialy, - lid • did, 'riot wish to either abandon. ca' sell It: just then, and persuading Leonora, to agree to write him when they got settled, he bade her an affectionate good-by. Brew!), liVedlin Minnesota. for three orlour. in 'peace and quiet, finding good - trapping and hunting grounds, when all at once young Watson arrived, and renewed proposal of marriage with Leonora. The old man had about determined te mave no more, and• had accordingly_ located aiidpfti=drii . Pted several thoinia - tid — acres of.land'aboui him; and learning:from ,lgotson .that ho bad money i nnough - to , do proposed .tha ha shou/d;g9 down' to St.. Paul,land buTland Warrants-nwith: his money, and takenp all thaiattdarbutid he could "swing.'"- :He ;Might:then marry Leonora; andlhey two would go to work, and • after building plenty of stabling, etc., would get a good stock of cattle and sheep, and try and lead a pastoral life for the - rest of their days.' To this proposition; ;the -ylanq, ban heartily 'd seuted, mitt rein n g from St. Paul, he and old Walter took their axes and went bravely to work In the woods, felling trees for building' purposes. It vffis agreed, irst that ; the shot Id.haild a new - liOvedFTok'liause. the 'baited' only put up 4;40411, ,i3113&:-Nomed _cabin. Then, the r Wedding.was to; ;take .place, and tha. tWo.,•Mea, would: again resume their Work • •(. . While thus busily engaged thel'Sionx war broke - out. •) it was.the habit of Leo.' nora to take her rifle out every morning and shoot prairie chickens for the table, while her lover and father were hard at work on the new house. Watson had brought her as a preseut from St. Paul a light and hantisome . revolving, rifle,, of Whieb" , 0'0! w'it fit iAi Me ii:Jile I'y ifeil o, l land With which she te`6ll l ,nie so 'epert she could shoot a duck or prairie chicken on the wing with almost absolute cer- Ttliiiity.:.%'' • ~. - :- .. ', 4- : ''.'" , ': '`'' '''' -' -• ' .One morning - tis -,, she ',Nils ' stroling aKeund the lake;'rifle,in, hand, ...she nP ticed three canoe, i.0).1 d§,..0, ff. Indians.pad dling carefully Alying, the opposite side of . the water; si ; eadilyitudst althily;itti preaching -the spot' Whete !her father andlover were:at-work: -; he did" not immediately'' apprehend' at 3i tragedy, but in soineimaccouritablefwayliite - felt impelled 'te reniain ,litid:Atatch'. their motions. Slid tbgye,fOrfeo'n`cOlfcl :'her- Self behind thlokofa,fallen.trep, Aud Observed, their` nioyetnent,,whlch grew more and more suspicious., .. There: was two Indians, in-.each, canoe,-abd• after -pullingsteadily..,Ao' , ti pointy' - where. , a thick, .overhanging' birch tree' afforded concealment for their canoes,'' they 'dig embarked, and.' crept "'Carefully and nokieles'Oy - alOng until they were *lthin afew feet ofpiere,tbe,twouustispedtiug **en were, , oliopplue l „'. ? 0.1140601y-,'„With 'a yell 'Which inaddtkie fotrest. ring,- and f. which echoed and re-echo d across the bit tad, still lake; they spra )g upon their victims and bore itiota4l) , ! bblfatiti: • , is; time .13c•gliaiamiss.g of 137.1 ' l .:,g4tto':::,(Okiler.',` , ',l'.: - ,i THE FIRST SNOW-FALL. LEONORA BROWN. A STORY OV A HEROIC GIRL. Leonora trembled with (ixeltement And apprehension, expecting nothing less than to witness the horrible butch ek.y-cif her father and lover at one& But this diil not seein'to be the pur pose of the'lndians : for, tying the arms of the captives behifid them, they Josh. them to the canoes, where taking the old man into one and the young man into another, they shoved boldly into the lake and paddled rapidly down to ward where the house. stood. Leonora divined their intent instantly. ' "Ha I" she said to herself," they de ,'sign capturing me, too. They deem that an easy 'job, perhaps!" and her eyes flashed and her face flushed with anger. "See ! there is a third canoe, which they nodiiiibt suppose will carry me. This villainous work has been carefully calchlated ; but, ha you bad savages ! you have mistaken your girl this time! Nora Brown had been taught more things than to coOk - a,ven ison steak, Oh; dear, dear father, your Nora will soon show you how bravely. she an succor you, and how your in structing her in the use of the rifle has 'saved you this day. And you, too, darling Harry Watson, have won a longer lease. of your precious' life by presenting me this splendid revolving rifle. Six bullets for six ruffians I Miss one of them ! ah, if I should—there's my knife! No Nora, you must not— will not miss one of them." The girl now stealthily crept through the underbrush up the bank to the prai rie above. She knew that to reach the house, the Indians would have to pass across a broad, flat field, where there was no shelter for their persons. She did not think they would ' hesitatb to do this, because, having taken the two men, they would hardly expect any resistance from a single girl. About , thirty rods the right of thepath a cattle yard had been erected by her father, and in one corner of the fence stood immense elm tree. Inside of this yard climbed Leonora, and behind the big elm she concealed herself. A few minutes more proved she was right in her conjecture. The Indians, after having tied stout rawhide thongs around the feet of their prisoners, laid them down in the bottom of the canoes, and taking their guns strode gaily and laughingly along toward the house, without any attempt at concealment. Leonora's heart. grew as 'hard as a stone, and her nerves—which fluttered a little before—now grew as firm as steel. She had put :resh water-proof caps upon each nipple of her rifle, and rest ing the barrel on the rail of the fence, she drew a sharp bead upon the fore most one; but as her finger curved to press the triggersa he heard what actually seemed to be a voice whisper : "Not yet, Nora I" ••She paused, and then, ns if by Inspi ration, flashed this thought into ‘ her mind : "Walt until they set never to the house, then shoot the hindmost one She obeyed the impression, and let them come on a few rods nearer.' Sud denly the,thought came again ; "Now's your time I" Clapping her face to the k'ifte-breech, she trained the death-dealing tube steadily upon. the cheat of the rearmost Indian for an instant and fired. The bullet sped true to its mark, and the burly Indian merely threw up his arms and fell dead, the rifle ball having gon9 , :directly through his heart. ,'A clap o(thuoder from a clear - sky could n )t have so utterly astonished those remaining Indians. Wildly they looked in every direction to see inom whence came the fatal shot. In the next instant bang! went Leonora's _rifle again, and another of their num ber dropped dead. But they saw the smoke of the last shot and caught a glimpse of the shoot er. At once they comprehended their peril. They could not hide, and their only show for life was in rushing to the tree and tomahawking their presumpt uous foe on the spot. "instantly sound 7 ing the war whoop, they bounded for ward, but with the notes half uttered, another of their number leaped into the air and fell back Co rise no more. Le 'onoralni fired again. . ' The remaining three rnshed on, but 'again the brave ,lirl'si rifle rang like the knell of doom, and a ,fourth savage Pitched headlong to the ground.• The terror of the remaining two was now pitiful to behold, they stopped short in their onward course, and ut tered the most fearful screams, dis •charging their rifles at te tree in the Wildest and most unav icing manner. BO ' again the ' relentle s rifle blazed, t i and other of the remainsg two sunk to the ground as the bullet went crashing through his brain. - Immediately the,one left threw down his rifle and cried out : "No shoot me ! No staAre*e I Me give up PI Leonora had drawn a bead on him, but now that they seemed so perfectly in her power she lowered rifle, and step ping from behind the tree climbed the fence briskly, and commenced approach i the savage. - . , The Surprise- and indignation of the Indian at the sight of the girl was in tense acid forgetting his supplicating cry, he put his hand behind him and drew forth his tomahawk to throw at her. , L eon ora's eye was as sharp as an eagle's. She saw tbe;treaeherous move and just as the brighthlade of the hatch et gleamed for the throw, she raised her rifle and shot the faithless scoundrel dead'in his tracks. With the speed of the deer she now bounded forward to the Lake: Harry Watson shouted "Glory halle lujah ! I knew it was Noq i !' and the father cried for Joy as her lithe form pp eared on the bluff, rifle in hand: Quickly she descended to the canoes and unbound the two men, who em braced her and cried over her in the most extravagant manner. • • But they felt they- had no time to lose ; and, hastily gearing up their teams and loading up their valuables, they set out for Minneapolis,' where they arrived, safely, and where Nora and Harry Watson wero immediately made 'one flesh. Old Walter, Brown and Harry Watson both did goOd service in the Indian battles Which followed ; and, when the savages were finally exterminated, they all went back -to their old home on Green Lake, .where they now live. They have one of the largest stock farms in the State; and Nora, though . aAnippy wife and mother, clings to her beautiful revolving rifle, and yet occa sionally,useslo 'keep herself in practice. • : How SHE .K.LcEw.—Two young misses discussing the qualities of some young gentlemen, were overhead thus: like Charley, but he is a little girlish ;, he hasn't got the least bitof a beard." "I say Charley has.got a beard, buthe Ohaves it off." •'No he hasn't, either, any more than I have:" say he has, too, and I know it, far itpricked my cheek." That's how she knew. . The first game of base bawl was play ed here the other day, by a small boy— bethisioned by his fond parent misplac ing a Witch. Parent played well 'Jon tholiaie," 'it small boy scored it "bodie run." [For the Agitator.] WHAT DEFEATED THE DEMO CRATIC PARTY! Perhaps we'never passed through a presidential contest, more bitter, excit ing and decisive than that just closed. Wo would not exult unduly over a fall en foe, but the struggle has ceased, we may survey the battle-field, calmly note the causes of success or failure, and strengthen our assurance that Peace will follow Victory. There was no . lack of organization, hard work, and watch ful vigilance. All' the means for con solidating political sentiment were free ly used. Why did such utter defeat fall upon that party ? It had held, in the history of 'our country, a long lease of , power. Am ong its earlibr supporters were number ed many illustrous names. It had ad 'ministered the government for years, with honor, and its earlier record was comparatively untarnished. But a change came over the spirit of its dreams, and ',in the deeds too, of its waking hours. From the high position which it held:at first; that of advocate of a higher liberty, and defender of the cause of the weak against the oppres sion, of i .power ; it gradually went over to the enemies of Human Liberty ; put put on the Servitor of Caste; abandon ed the legends of its Youth ; sold out to the highest bidder; worshiped at the shrine of the Moloch of Slavery,,doing its bidding, performing its meanest of fices, and becoming joint partner in all its monstrous guilt. It in turn became bound with the chain of its own weld ing,—a slave within the folds of a Mon. ster with which it hal voluntarially 4 lied itself. Fually, divlded by internal dissenj sions, and losing its tenure of power thereby, in precipitated the Slavehold , ers Rebellion, resolved to plunge the government into a like fate, and raise up a great Slave Empire, upon the ru ins of the Republic. What it had sworn to maintain, it now resolved to ruin, (I speak of the party, as an organiza tion; not including, or intending to include, many individual exceptions) and raised its fraticidal arm against our most beneficent government, to whith it owed its existence and all it was or had been. Retiring from power, it left a legacy of war, to the nation it had in recent times, so signally misgoverned. A war more unprovoked, more unforgiving in its savage animus, more causeless in its inception than . any history records.— The armies that waged this war against the government,' were tilled wholly from• the ranks of one wing of this par ty ; while the tither wing, if not actual ly aiding by service in the field, yet as effectually aided it, by a recognition of its cause, by sympathy, by moral aid, l i by aterial aid, in furnishing muni tion of war to the public enemy, and by discouraging and oppressing, by ev -eryi leans short of open force, the ef fort of the Nation to put down that ens y. Crying, in a mockery of horror, of vi olations of the Constitution, by those who were risking their lives and haz arding their fortunes to save it; and yet these - Constitution stickers, composing the ranks and aiding the efforts of a formidable insurgent army, whose avowed - object was the. overthrow and destruction of that same Constitution, whose purity was an object of suchim maculate veneration to them': . Every act on the part of the govern ment, to strike down this foe that was striking at the Nation's life; the call for 75,000 men ; the later, larger calls for men ; the Conscription act by which the depleted ranks of the army were to ,be filled ; the Legal Tender act, by which the army was to be supplied and maintained ; the • Confiscation - bill, whose object was the same; the aboli tion of Slavery in the District of Col umbia, the admission of West Virginia; the Proclamation of Emancipation— the title deed of Liberty to a nation ; and in short, every exertion put forth by the nation to preserve its existence and extinguish rebellion, was invaria bly and sten uously opposed, seriatim, step by step, as' revolutionary " and "Unconstitutional"—harped on a thous and strings, With variations. But who ever heard, in all those trying and event ful times, pregnant with alarming dan-' gers. to the Republic, one single word from that party, in condemnation of the rebel insurgents in prosecution of their high-handed attempt, not only against the Constitution, but against the very 'genius and spirit of free government itself I- "What plea, so tainted and corrupt * what damned error," but would find apologists and defenders here ! Alas IN poor Constitution, alas! thou wouldst have been welcomed to a hos• pitable grave, with bloody hands," la the house of these dear friends I Such is a slight glance, in general terms, of this party's record during the Slaveholder's Rebellion ; and in the great contest just closed, it again came before the country, asking its suffrage, standing on its record of the past—" re tracting nothing, defending nothing"- -forgetting nothing, learning 'nothing; and again raising substantially tat same issue, that had been supposed to have -been settled, by rifled arguments; _Ap pealing again to the passions, to the lowest and most sordid motives of its followers, and to the prejudice of 'race against race, it had the unbiushingef frontery, to ask again the reins of pow er upon such a record, and with the threat in its teeth too, that if obtained,' ,such power should be used to .re-enact the bloody era of the past. Forgetful•of the fact, that the events 'of- centuries had crowded themselves :into years, and thin Progress was set ting forward at flood tide ; blind to the, logic of events, this great backward moving multitude, with its face set to ward the Dark ages, took no thought that . " the Idea which landed on these shores in the 17th century, that inspired the Declaration and fought the battles pf the Revolution in the 18th century," Was the same great Idea that conquered the armies of Leo and Johnson in the 19th century ;—the Idea of Liberty ! broad, impartial and progressive; that in the conflict of the centuries has won, and owns this country. Blind to the fact too, that We are passing through a great transition period in our history ; standing in the very crisis of our na tional life, laying anew the foundations of Empire. Adroit, wary anddesperate; resort was bad to such evil Agencies, so wide -spread; the fierceness of their unscru pulous antagonism ; the baldness and success with which elrtion frauds were plotted and carried hough, were for midable, and enough to startle incred ,mtlity itself. The combined forces of faNehood, fraud, corruption and crime, were met at every turn in the campaign ; n sophistry, that would steal the livery of heaven to servo the devil in ; bribery, that used money to open the widest door to frauds; and crime that armed the hand of the assassin, and halted not at murder itself! Fraud was or gan zed; and corruption of the fran chi e was brought to a fine art. But all this infamous alliance of crime aviiled nothing, though great was the poi.ency of party faith ; it expected to live. But it has come out of the strug gle hora•du combat; not only scotched; it is killed, let us) hone. A deadly night thade, feedbag upon the - corruption of NO.' 49. humanity, and 'preying on the body politic, could only be exercised thus. Its bones do rattle within its skinny ex istence; it Ims been probed*nd divided asunder by the sharp, two ,edged sword of living, immortal principles, conquer ing, and to conquer. Requieecat in pace. - G. Wellsboro, Pa. Nov. 26, 1868. TEN, YEARS. The long kitchen was swept till, not speck of dirt was visible anywhere ; the potatoes, washed and peeled for the morning meal; lay white and spotless in the pan, and Lucy Tabor, with a lit tle sigh ,of relief that her work was done at last, drew on a light shawl over her shoulders, and tripped down a path to the garden gate, where she-was wont to go to dream her leisure moments away. She was not the happiest gill in the world, this Lucy Tabor. She thought life very hard and drea.l7, with its dull routine of duties, and such duties too. Washing dishes, mopping floors, churn= l lug .and ironing, and her mother was" 'something of a scold, and the troop of little brotherS and sisters were perfectly , unmanageable. She though it all over as she leaned against the garden gate; watching the great bank of sunset clouds in the west. The more she thought of it the harder it seemed, and she began to wonder why God had placed her in this world at all, or, if she must be here, why He had not cast her lot in more pleasant places. She thought she was made of something nobler and higher than that rustle life; She did not know that there is noth} ing nobler or higher than those same duties, if they be done in the right good will,. and the knowledge that God placed them before 'you with some pur pose. The crimson light in the West grew fainter and fainter, The grey clouds dropped flower and lower, and at last, shut out all the lingering sunbeams. " Just like my life," thought Lucy, as they died away. " All that might be bright or beautiful is buried under the black clouds. Oh, I am weary of this dull life. When will it end." The hot tears filled her eyes as she stood there in the dark, listening to the distant muttering of the thunder. Lucy's feelings were very mu4h in unison with the weather Just then. Two rain drops fell upon 'her face, bdt she . did not stir •,' she was feeling I very wretched, and it would be better[ to say out there in the storm, than to g 'back to the dingy little rooms, and dirty-faced little brothers. She never theucrht that she could make those rooms more at tractive, and those little boys more lovable. I '- The sound of a horse's hoof dashing down theroad brokeup her reveile,hnd she could dimly see the outline crzgie horse and rid'er as they halted ioutade of the glire. 1 i , The man spoke, and the voice con firmed her ,of• What she had already de cided, that this was a stranger, ‘ and not one of the neighbors. " Can I get lodgings hero for t 1 night? The storm is going to he severedand I don't care to be out in it. "Lucy, come iri out of the storm," called Mr. Tabor. " Ride iu, sir, and I will speak to lily father." , And her father having gone out to put up the stranger's horse, she forgot all about it, and the old thoughts were tugging at her{ heart again, and her forehead had? assumed the frown it so often wore now' r a days. Her fatheei soon came in with the stranger, a tall, stylish young man, with a not-to-be-Mistaken city-bred air, and the finest clOthes, and the blackest of eyes. Such a man Lucy had never seen, but had often heard of, aria her heart gave a great bound when her father intro duced JAM as Mr. Bradleigh, from the city. He bowed, and later In the evening ho sat down by her side and chattered with her as she sewed some coarse fabric. Lucy Tabor looked from her bed-room window the next mmining, and as her eye roamed oVer the rolling prairies, and patches of wood-land and the neigh boring houseS, and the winding stream, the frown settled heavier than evei. on 'the white forehead, and she turned away impatiently. " Oh, I am so tired of seeing the same old things,!! she almost wailed. "I am sick of thiq unchanging life, and wish I could get away from it all." It was a fOolish wish for any one to make when God had placed - them us he sees Ht. If it be ever so dreary work that He has given them to do, go te, work and beautify it, and ennoble it: But 'Lucy did not think of this, and she went about preparing the breakfast with a heavy heart. It rained all that 'day, and the hand some stranger did, not get away_ He talked with Lucy 'a good, deal, and told her about the delightful city life, and wondered how she lived in such a dull place. And, of course Lucy, told him how sick and weary she was of it. Mr. Bradleigh did not go back to,the city for a week; business detained him in the neighborhom4 and of course every evening found' him at Lucy's home. After he returned he used to drop down into the country often. Lucy's eyes grew brighter, and the crown did not come at all to her forehead, and her father lind mother had given their don sent, and she was _John : Bradlelgh's _promised wife. To be sure she loved this man. How could she'help it l He was so good s and handsbme, and different from all the other men she had ever seen. But then this wild delight at the thought of leav ing the hated old life overruled the love in her heatft. She forgot how hard it would be for thepoor,old parent's. when she was gone—how dark the house. would seem. She only remembered that she was going to the realization of her dreams. * * 1 * * * J * Lucy Bradleigh stood in the brilliant lighted saloon waiting the arrival of her guests. Ten years had changed the.: blooming girl of eighteen into a palhaught,y et looking woman of twenty (ki t:lit. As she stood there alone, 'itil the brill iancy and glow that charmed the, fash ionable world in which- she moved fa ded away, and the old frown settled on her brow, and her eyes dropped wearily. "Ruin and, shame," she murmured almost unconsciously, as she piteed the room. " To-night I must pidy the hypocrite to those five hundred friends of mine. iTo-morrow they will know all! Oh, well it is better to knOw cer tainly the; biting trill!: titan to - liVe in the terrible suspense I have ilso long. Oh,!I am so tired of It all." I The satne . old cry'this woman set up ten' years ago. The guests that night saw only the brillianq, leader of society, who smiled aud'jested with the merriest. But the next morning when the officers bore away her husband to await the penalty of his crime—forg , ry—the haughty woman hid her face in despair. - " Oh, to be' back to the old house," she cried,," back to tbb old routine of duties, to Mie beautiful home with its little rooms and dear old faces. Oh, if I . had married Dean Lester. • I, should ne`Yer haye known this sabering," But lier repentance oam too late, for I i i sZte giuga go* sow Is published every Wednesday Mooinlng at per year, Invariably In advance. COBB i& VAN GELDER-. U. u.colm.) - .... . . . .s . a.x:YN , r2arEvrx6.i.wci ELIVZIEIIa • Tex Liars or 31nn017, OR 1338, SLR; ess 8411741 . M • \ No. orSo'ra. 111 u. Blos, rims. 8 Map I 6 Kea , / Year 1 SOuara, P., 00 82,17 1 D gio ef„vo — Fa $12,00 2 Squares 2,00 amo 400 8 ei12,00 18.0 0 Reif Cam.. , /0,00 '15,00 ( 17,00 - 28,.., Lop 80,00 o ne 0 0 1 . 1 18.00 20.001801 M 40 101 80,00 200 mom Spacial Notices 15 cents per line; Editorio x for Local 20 cents per pre. • - the old home w$ sinhabitedibystrafters, anaiDean Lester had, inarriedlongl4o. You, who have food — to — a - lipicsiti 'your hunger, and raiments to shield', you from the storm, sigh not for soMetbing higher, for there is-no rose Without Its thorns, and God is just. PUIISI.JIT OF KNOWLEDGE...4ebOdIIh- Homqspun spenta quarter ts so the Siamese Twins. Looking at the ourt• ous pair, he exploded— , " How long have you fellers beep. hitched that way ?" " Forty-two years," was the reply. " Do tell! Gettin' - kind o' used'to I calculate, ain't you ?" " We ought to be," skid they. " Yes, I vow you ought. You fellers belong to the seine church—dspeet you do!” "Yes, indeed," said Chang. " Want to know i Well, I swow, you are hitehecrqueer," said Jed, minutely examining the ligature. If one of you Tellers 41es, 'bather feller will be all Ina pucker, I reckon." " Would be, bad," said - Chang. " Don't drink nothin', I guess; ever go into swim ?" " Sometimes," said they. • After gazing at them a few minutes in silence, he again explodes— " Look here' spose one of you fellers got into a scrape, and was about to kiitL put iu jail, how'd you manage that?" -- " Oh, said Eng, would go Chan 's bail !" And Jebediah, having exhausted 'his cross examination, went oft' whistling, giving a fresh lot of examiners room to put the twins through a course of simi lar sprouts. The real reason — why dling and Sill; want to be divided, is thiS , : Chang was in the habit of giving his brother opium and putting him to sleep„ and while Eng was insensible, Chang took lesson in boxing, of a distinguished pugilist. In this way,:Chang obtained complete mastery aver misfortunate brother, compelling hi r'tikohey all his orders, making him run Oran*, black boots and labor for hours expoed to the worst weather. Eng being no longer willing to endure the tyranny of his brother, demands a separation, and threatens that if it is not granted peace fully, he will some night cut and. run. This we know to be the fact. WHO WILL BE . GOAT I :-DElritig the late war a soldier of one of the New York regiments who was home on a furlough visited New York city for the first time in his life. The boys in blue were in no wise given to the blues when away from the tented geld, uoras much given to avarice as the celebrated Dan iel Dance, who wore hay on his feet to save the leather. Our. soldiet was no exception to a general rule, and was makilig the most of his sojourn' in the metropolis. Going up one of the streets one night, aftek paying homage to )13acchus during the day, he fell in with a crowd of colored people on their way to church. Thinking it a theatre, and congratulating himself on his getting into the house withouthaying to pay the usual fee; he anxiously awaited .the rising, of the curtain. -The officiating clergyman arose and said "My bruddering, in de last great day when de - trump ob de Lord. shall blow, and do sheep shall go to de 'right and de goats to do left, who wants to be de goat?" - After a short pause he said again, raising,',hls voice: "Say, who'll be de goat?" A long pause followed, when he said in a louder tone : ' "Who'll be de goat?" The soldier su ppo:ing theperformanee delayed for a perso to represent a goat in some play, esels imed "Look here, old fellow, rather' than n to have this thing played out, PA be de goat !" A STRUNG MAN --Deacon John Hitch cock, who lived •n Springfield, Mass., was a truly muse tar Vhristain. A bio graphical sketch says of him : 910 would lift a cart had of hay, by getting his shoulders un r the axle, in a stoop ing posture ; and throw an empty cart over with inc' ha 0, by taking hold of the axletree. :en loading grain in a cart, he would to 'e a man by the teeth, and with a swill and the aid of a push from the knee, t row it into the cart. He had double to th in front, and would hold a ten venn nail by them and break it off with is fingers. He used to say he did not know a man he could not whip or ruin way from. The day he was sevent -years old he remarked to his wife that, /when they were .first married, he was?, wont to amuse her. by taking down hishat with his toes, and and added I wonder if I could,do It now ?' Thereupon - he jumped from the floor, took off the - hat with his toes, came down on his feet like a cat, hung up the hat on a nail, turned to the table, asked'a blessing, and ate of the repast then-ready." HAD, Hl3l TRERE.-rt is stated that air Irishman called upon a diSciple of Esculapius and informed him that .his wife wai sick, and required medic/11W. The M D. was willing to give his At teution to the case, but desired the man to pay in advance or enter into an agree ment to pay when his services were no longer needed. "An it'll be kill or cure for twenty dollars?" said Pat. Yes.,' Pat was satisfied, and left - the M. D. to preform.the contract. • The woman died, and in due time he presented his Pat looked at it a moment, and then asked "An' did yez cure her?" "No," answered the physician. "An' did yez hill her?" This was a poser, and D. dis covered that Pat had caught him. The bill at last accounts had not been set tled. Wllr•.nu SPICES Gaow.—The nutmeg is the kernel of a large, handsome nut, like the Walnut. It is enclosed in the same sort of spongy coat as the Walnut; the husk opens at one end' when the fruit is ripe. Mace is that which Is found between the coat of the nutmeg and the kernel. Cinnamon is the dried bark of a tree which grows in the East Indies and the leland of Ceylon. Pepper is the product of a creeping plant which grove in Java, Sumatra and Malacca. Ginger is the root of a plant which grows in the East Indies. Cloves are the buds of a tree whlat grows in Maliaea. - Carraway is the seed of,a plant grow ing wild in this county and many others. Fowl culture it; being indulged in by the ladiez.. "I have got a henry," said a young lady tober cousin. ‘l3eartile," was the reply, "I thought his ntime was Charles?" "Is this what tlie ladies wear around their waists ?" asked a country youth to a friend who was a clerk in. a city, dry good store. "of corset is," returned the counter-jumper, with a mischievous wink. It is a mistatie to suppoie the - , suu is supported iu the skies by its beams, (P. o.vAl *ran