[I gioga Col i t lgitator J. publigiecluevf!ry Wcaliesday lthicrnirg rit r year, inyariably in advance. COBB & VAN GELDER. d.II.COLD.) A. ID VILIRT I :SI - X•7 C 3. xt.e , , , rps. C LINES OP MIN;ONj O& 1 E sa, DIARE nSY SQUALY.• I ins. fing. - 3 - Mos. (I Mos. ifeiLr No. of qu'r 2 $l,OO $2,00 $2,50 $5,00 2,00 3,00 4,00 8,00 , 10,00 15,00 1 11,001 22,00 1 , 18.00 20,00 1 30,00.1 40,001 I Square, Ives It kifeol... One C0t.... Special Notices 15 cents per line; Editorial or Local 20 cents per line. BUSINESS DIRECTORY. W. TERUELL & CO., IIOLESALE DRUGGISTS, and dealers in Wail Paper, ;erosenQ Lamps, Wiudow„G lass, Perfurriery, &a; aorning, N. Y., Jan. 1, 13.68.-Iy. %ViX.ILIAII.I IL ~TPORNI AND COUNSELOR AT LAW Iniarance, Bounty and Pension Agoncy, Main, Street Wellsberp, Pa., San. 5.F. Wthsex. _ J. iLt. 4..NtLes. AVILSONi COUNSELORS AT LAW,' First doer from Bigeney's, pu the Avettue)--: Will attend to business enteusted to their care in the counties of Tioga and Potter, • . Washer°, Jan. 1, DILL'S LIOTEL, W ESTFIELD Borougb, Tioga _Co. Pa., E. 0. 11111, Proprietor. A now and commodious Wilding with all ilia cOodern iinprovenients. ' Within easy drives 0 . thieliest hunting and fish ing grounds in Northern Penn'a. - Conveyances furnished. Terms moderato. Feb, 5,1.86871 y. CICORGE IVAGNIEIt, I I,OR. Shop first door north of L. A. Boars't,„. ,shoo Shop, .ii.LIY-Ontting,lPitting, and Repair, ing dono promptly and well. Wollsboro, Pa., Jan. 1,1868.—1 y. .114.011 N gP.. ;SEIAKSPEARE, HAPHR AND TAILOR. Shop over John IL 13ovren'.2 Store. ,2.a" Cutting, Fitting, and Repairing done promptly and in best style. \Vellsboro, Jan. 1, IS6S-ly wri, Genavpsorq, I'rORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW Notary Public and lasuraaee Agent, Noss bur -Pa., over Caldwell's Store. • TO 1N I. miTorroLL CIORNEY AND COUNSELOR. AT LAW, Wollsboro, Tioga Co., Pti. Claim Agent, Notary Public, and Insurance :,eat. lie will attend promptly to collection of Pensions, Back Pay and Bounty. As Notary public he takes acknowledgements of deeds, ad conistere orths, and will act as Commissioner to nsi.e testimony. ;83 - 0111ce over Roy's Drug Store, sdj , nuing Agitator Office.—Oct. 30. 1367 John W. Guornsov, HORNEY, AND COUNSELOIt• AT LAW. ilavin;., returned to this 'cou,nty with a view or making it his permanent residence, solicits u ehare of public patronage. JUI busine,s en trusted to his nitre will ho attended to with romptncsa and fidelity. OM 'e 2d door south .1t E. S. Farr'a hotel. fi o g,a , 1 ioga Co., Pa. Sept. WALTON - Gaines, Tioga Coun;ty, Pa. iIORACE C. VERAILYEA, P - toP'n, This is now hotel located within ea access oi the uest nailing and hunting grounds in North ern Pennsylvania. No vain, will, be snared ; , r the accommodation of ploahnre seekers and 3 traveling public. [l.lnn. I, l SC'S.) PilTßot.murri :t I:3TFIELD,. BORG 1,3 CLOSE, l'ropri• ems, A new Hotel conducted On the principle of lira and let live, tel. the accommodation of tiro publio.—Nov. 14, GEO. VT. - 2.Y0±4, ;TPORNEY & COUNSELOR 1.'1.! LAW. Law ranCeville, Tioga Co., Pa. Eounty, Peo.iion lasuranco .Agent. ColleCtions promptly Attanded,to. Office 2d door below Foil kl Boum) Dac. 1867—1 y - a, E.- 01.1\TEy' l _ DEALER, in CLOCKS ,t JEWELRY, SILVER .1 PLATED WARE, Speetnelss, Stringe. 1.e., &a., Mansfield, Pa. Watches. and Jew• elry neatly repaired. Engraving done in plait English and Gorman, Llseptil7oy. Thos. B. Dryden SURVIIYOR DICA . VTS3I A N.L—Orders lull a bis room, Tosvueohd llotol, I Wolhboro,, wtl u.cot with promptationtion. Jan. 13. 1367.—tf. FARR'S HOTEL t'lOt36, T OCi COUNTY, PA. luood titlibling, attached, and au attentive hog d' dkrayo-in attouthinee. E. 8. FARR, . . . • Proprietor. kfairdressing 611aving. .-kaloun over Willcox S Barkor's Store, Wt Pa. Particular attention paid to Lat.liee ii a ('outing. Shampooing, Dyeing, etc. i;raicis cwt.>, and I:mit:lies tin hand and made to or lot. W. DORSEY. .1. JOIINSO.N. BACON, A. U., htte of 01,`,. Lid P. , CaVatrY, ttttm pearly four years of army service, with ti lary lame to flail ;Lad hospital pri•etico, tool opened ,to for Ute fromo or medic and surgury, in nil ,1 . P •reoos a dr a itanco can nd good, L.,nog at tho ll Pennsylvania Hotel When dctirtal.— r,oi ,Nit any 'parka( tho State In consultation, or to surgical. operations. No 4, Union 'Mock. tip n•. Weniholo, l'a., 31ay ::, IStRi.-Iy, • EIV PICTURE GA.LLERY.- FRANK. SPLINCIEft ploamire tO infottn the citizen; ut TlOgil 4 , ' , llkty that he has cum pick d NEW PLIOTOGRAPII GALLERY, 4 , on iiaeii to take all kie.d.s .kulbroly peg, Forrotypos, VL: bet tes, /Mo. 'LV ie, the Surprise :Lod Eutk:La Picture; nitro piro,!ular nttentiou paid to copying and offlarg -4,-, "A,:ture3. Instruotion:-. given in tho Art on dde tor ins. Elmira St., Mansfield; Oct. V7m:-11. Smith, Ii.NnN. — VICLE, Fa. Ponsi,ln, llonnty, and To =u; ,nee Agent. Cointnuniett(iom gent to tlj. athlreei, will receive niowilit attention. I t:as model ate. Linn ISI3B-13] U. S. CLAIM AGENCY, For the coilectivn ut trm3 and Silly Claims aII fl Pcmtions. - rp'll: BOUNTY LAW ptsre.l.lul 2s,3Sai,gives t,." and thr.,e yelirS' Fai (Stun hull My. send )0.: , , lielt.tl gem. 01 , 1icERS' EXYTA PAY 11 1 1, (11117 . ex (111 pay proper to volunteer officers , ete in , ert icc Match 3, I' F.` S ONS /X CREASED h.o,e lost n limb and oho lot% and totally disatbled. tLer Gore' ntnent claltmt hm•ecnto 1. JIII:QM 1.: It. NILES. ",,,-,elru.October Aronnuirr szrzzlvr, NT for thvi Notv..ll:a I I :sJks; ptiblii...htd by A. 11.-• Co. 11.1 :buil. coruer of, .treat, N Y t. oust ;; All'tyidern !won:01y ftu lrl. (:+ , ll "21 or mail. • I N. PA, JllllO 1,,G1-Iy. BLACKSMITIIING. ot,dertlgn9 , l ri•lori.cl to Wells IA 'Tenet' hirit up, -..11 NV.) tor :ti ect. I, ' , loltt a rhare of patrunigo. Sle jr1 , 1110,e: , Ito do WORK CHEAP FOR CASH hums $3,50 and other a i•vor,,r- Apni 29, I3r,R.—{3in J. G. PUTNAM, lILL \V It liT—Agent fu• nll tbn Loot TUROFNE WA'lEit Also •r '' , ltta . art.'s Oscillating Mot, IS Went 10( d ft Pit., Aug. 7, 1507. Iv Bounty and Pension Agency. 1.IAVIN(1 nsveirr , l lollnitt - , list I uct inn. to t egat 41 to , the extrt bonikty allot ed by t bf• ::ct approved Y 2 '. IfiGilaml Invlog o» hand it Inlge =nnltly of nll " ' ; ''''";r-s I, l , triket. I .nn prepared to prosTeato all pon -4" 43 , n , l bounty claims which may Itol,lacea In toy 'tad . P.n . srttill ring at rt dioance can , !nntinunlento 'Fitt, n ' • I'Y lettr, and their communtertnone will be ; d. ': , IP it ansvotiod. WM. 11. .9)1IIII, q••lliL lro.t/Ctelbrr '24, I 8t1(.1. C. L. WILCOX, bealer in DRY onons,a . . ii Idnew, llardnaro Jni Yankee Notions. llur 35.ortMont 13 largo and Prices low. Stilie In Union Block. Call to gentloman,-1-ma • 20 2868-Iy. I 1 , 1 f.CAT oLLDEIf $7.00 $12,00 12.00 18,00 30,00 1 60,0 n 00,001 EIDE VOL. xv. ,CITY ,BOOK BD BERY Am) BLANK BOOK 11LiN1JFACTO1q, (SIGN OF TILE 1)0011, 2p FLOOR,) ELMIRA, N. Y. OUR MOTTO Oa) AS 7 uE DEsTi °AEA P AS t.ll C gIIEAPEST. 'Of every description, in all styles or Binding, and as low, for4onlity of Stock, us arty Bindery in the State. Volumes or every deticriptioh Bound in the hest manner-tied in any style Or dered. ALL k_ • Exeouticl , ixi best bound and made good as now. tlll4 ( &4laNiM 26MIMIMg I a i td }prepared to furnish back ',nutnbers.of all Rev iCiV4 or Magazines pubiirbed in the United State's or Great Britain, at a low price, BLANK 'BOOIt otrimtC PAPER, Of all hiT.C ., and qualities, on hand, ruled or plain BILL ILE AI) PAPEtt, Of uuy quality or size, on Laud and Out up ready for printing. Also, BILL PAPER, and CARD BOARD 01 ult colors and quality, in boards or out to any size. STATIONERY, Cap, Letter, Note Papek, EnvelopeS,, Pens, Pencils, &e. Prof. SIIEPA.PaVBNO.N.6OII,II.OZIVE, STEEL PENS, or I-Az:toys SUES, FOlt I.ADIOS AND GC:it/A:MEN, Which I w.:11 warrant equal to bold Pent , bo,t to ut , c. and no iniettlko The above stock I will sell at the Low Rates at all times, at a small advance on New York prices, and in quantities to suit purchasers. All work and stock warranted as represented. reipectfully Eolicit a share of public patron ge. Orders by mail promptly attended to.— Addret , a, LOUIS IVIES, Advertiser Buildin g , Eitntra, V . Y. Sept. 28, 1567.* rjrA.Vl.4i) fitted tip a. two: hot6l building on the site LL, of the old Union Hotel, lately debtroyed by Oro, ow note leady to receive and entertain guests. The Union ilutet was intended for a Tempo duce and tbe Proprietor believes it eon I. , .esustulned Without grog. An attentive lio.t ler in attendance. Wellsboto, Jui.. 20, 15.67. - 4101 1 IN ETIVER, TAILOR ASL eLJTIER, tuts oponotl rt.eitop on Uraftou street, rota of Sours & DerLy'a rime shop,' where he is pup:trod to manufacture gar ment, to order in Ow most substantial manner, and With di patch. l',.rtioular utteutine vat( to Cutting and Ling. .11 "'Ci; t•trictly :cmpLiatico principle, is' Run, Pa..it, C. BAILEY, Proprietor. Hones 'ard C..riiag,/s to let.—A;arel, E. 11. KIMBALL 1100 - RV AID RESTAURANT; Ono door above the Meat Market, •• WELLSDORO, PENN' Ai, ESPECTFIJi.LY announces to the trading, ':public that he has a de iraliie stock of.ere certs, comprising', Tette, celices, t;piccs, Sugars, Molasses, Eiyrttps, and all that constitutes a.;ll,rst• 011128 , BU:wk. Oysters in °you style at all sea - donatile. hour. - Wellsbore, JO. 2, 11 - , , f37;tf: .- 0 - • , Great Excitement! Johnson Impeached, and Erm hree's Hooots and. Shoes triumphant! The subscriber would say to the people of:Westfleiti and vicinity that Ito notnntact n ring a Parent Boot which he believes to (muss the following advantage over all others: 3st. therein no crimping; 2d, nu wrinkling, baVenlithey brook to the feet;. :id, no lipping. 'is hart,' they are PIP the thing for everybody., - Samples on hand and orders iolleitod. Sole right orWest field' township and fore' secured. If has also just received a splendid sot of 'Almond patterns, latest stylts.-' Come one, come all! W tiro bound to sell cheap fur cash or ready pay. Shop one dour south of Sandeas & Culegi e. Westfield limo', Feb.l3 ISCS. J.M.IIIII3IIEE CI 11. COLDSMITII, Proprietor.—llaving lea s a . -IA Chit, popular Hotel, the proprietor rupeet fully t olieitE a fair share of patronage. Every ;mention given to guests. The Let hostler in lie e ,, i, nty lan nyl it. 'at tentlano. April 2U, 1668.—1 y. • INGA GALLERY OF ART, , fyould inl..l;n the citizens of Ti -oga and etrinity, that I have built a new I • . - Pit OTOG RAP "OA LI, FAO( :n the Boron Alt of and having a good Photo;traphie Artitt in toy eloproy, I ant non prepared t., furnish all Muds of Piotui et. known to tno l'iltdoglaphie Art.- Attu having in say mph.) , a windw' of first class Painters,'l ate ptepored to ato-oer all calls for house, eign, ear• nage, itinlneutul and reenety - "tainting. Ad drerr A. B. MEADE, May 6, ISH—Con. Tiega, Pa. THE PLACE' TO BUY DRUGS, AT the Lawrenceville Ih'ug., , Store, where you will find evtry thing proporly belonging to the Drug6Track CHEAP, CHEAPER, CHEAPEST, a nk c ir the quality fur Cash. Also, Paints, Fancy Notions, Violin Strings, Fishing Tackle, Window Wass, cic. Cash paid for Flax Scud, C. P. LEONARD. Lwrenecville, May 5.1507. falls Insurance Cornp, any GLEN'S FALLS, 'N. Y. FA lon 1 ISES, only. taker,. r No Premium -Ntiri::=,--1-C(l9 . lred. It. is LIBERAL. it ptlY - 3 damages by Light nint7, vtlitolsvr F:re ensues or not. 'lt ply: i'or Ike stunk killed by Lightning, in harlrrt or in Ow Gelb. , • , Its la L.:.: ato I,,xv.r then other. Cotupanles of etft it rezpnlneibility. 1. C. PRICE ; Agent, ntrintogion ectitin, Tinge Cn. Pa.. _ 412 29, 1667-I)—TM HA/21)1VA 'NF 11TON r ST,EtL: NA/LS, IJELTING, SIWS, CUTLE4IIY I. W. R 1 I: •. ! ' I I Alt .ILBS BOOT AND SH E.7II I I7II r ER S, Occr lidletalmry'l Story, in fhe 1 Oct upiccf te Pevi. T) ... 00 18 3 ,)rtier and in the br,.l ma nner^ liEl' A 11l E G oI till llnds done promptly and gq,le.t. (live us n cAlt. GEO. IV, MERRICK, AVORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW. OfaC(' With IV. IL Smith, Esq., ran Street, oppoeite Union Block, Welsher°, Pft. • ' July /5, 1808. - -••---,. •L --.t:-...- - •:-.1:.. - -..-,P, , ;;; - . , • -1 •:• - .....:_ioi , v..i ,- *I.:A11.3. ,4, 4 , :kq,....;:i.i.iw:.1*..;a:...!;:i,s.E. - .4 . 1 ..zek.Fr-. , ..z..4-%: ,, - , .-.-- ....,•••••=`,--‘ •;- , ! , .aC-.. , - = -•'•1-1 ,- - - ' :-=' ' ' '' , - -.- 1,1 ./... - : •-•:;)(i- _;' ,-- ,:.:' ,; * l . ,•-'' 1' ,:`l . * - ' 77.-- -. - -.?----- ~1. ? / ' rf: --/. ... . ... '.. . i- •' •!. . . •.. - , • __ 4 , , .. 0 , "" 00 4..;;"''' 1 : • - , i 1..4 - - , .. • :,.. - • ~. .. • ''T ~„ ‘ 7 ~.... -i - It: 1 - —. : ill .. -C....._ ( .:4 ..,:,, : . 7. ; ..''...: . -•-- ' till . ~. • r, :.*, . , t ", F- ' , , 4 , , - : , • ...,„.. • NI 1 .!, if ' • . '4' l , 1 .. ' L I Lk \. ( a ' . • 1•,t, • • • .:,.: „ . ',.2., Lii. 7 .., it t. 1 .. :11• ~ ( . . . . . . .. H . : , .. i .i. :' .., .\, ,.;,..\....\:_. ... 1...". 4-, ~, i , i 1 , ' j ' t; k... - 4: t :- r 'l L il ‘ 1 3' • ~. . , .. .. '- - 1:- ' . • - .I , P i ) . t`li .. , s -- . . , ' , ,-- '''') .x. ' ::: .J i:.,• , ' • '-: • , '"— • 1 - ' `. . BLANK. ROOKS- COMPLETE YOUIt SETS! agent for , UNION' HOTEL. MINER 'WATKINS, PROPRIETOR HAMILTON HoUSE, 31Erc) c:, t isi cli3 WELLSBOI2O HOTEL - 0 — Capital and Surplus $373,637.66 _.,— wistAtEre. & LATHROP. DEALCItS IN STO T 7 ES, WAR t, WATER LIME, , AU It idULTURA IMPLf.iiENLS, Ciarring,C and Ilarhess 'Tiinnaingg; II .1 It N ESSES,. S A. 1.) AL ES, c, N. Jail. 2, 1867-1.3 - - JOHN H Ail IC NESS, - - - iV b o .1;In. 2,186 e - - • - „f. , - • MEM -! S, ". INTRODUCED INTO AMERICA Fo ll t GEEZMA r ry-4 , 't HORAN'S GERMAN BITTER , - , ! (34k ); 0 .. - HOOFLANd'S GERMAN lONIC, PR EPA EtD }fl' DR. C. 31. PrittAtT..yrnA, kA. ) • The greatest known remedier for Liver Complain,t, 2- j3II3IkEPSIA, " Nervous Debility, JAUNDICE, Disesies of the Kidneys, BRUPTIONS,of the .SKIN, And all Digeaaee'ail ling•from a Mk.. • 'ordered I.lsyrox , ,,Stoloach• or.) s -• React the following, symP(onus, antltt: you Ilatl thai your system is apeted.,by any'nf Winn, ye,rt.litcrYre4 azure that disease ha's rovtnytnceXits•cdtc*le'on the most important organs Qt" . ymtr 'l4iihYtatti uniesa , l o44 , checked by- , Foa , e,tiat wchiedit3Clo mifemt'w• i(fe, soon terminating in (tdath, 'bill be the f.esiat. Constipation , Flatulence, Inward Piles, 'Fulness of Blood to the Head, . 6 .adUlt9-`. l ' of the Stomach, Nausea, Heart - burn,Disgust forPnod;Fulness • or Weight in the 'Stomach, Sour Bruotatipno, SinK 1' in orlPAutteriag at the Pit of HeadOm_abh, Swinamin.:Vof the ;_-' Hurried , Breathing"-FluttArind'at the; "l'rrea:rti' OhokizigApSaffcipating Sensation hen_ in alyitagitiPlliefi.Dimuatis of Vii - WW: DtorwepaAsefore - -the , Sikit;-‘...`,..!.` 11 1#;.=P-41..1 r 34 0 1 1 .4, De oieneT:ox .03r e' ' lowness of•-Skin Eyes, Pain' in. - - the - Side, Bach,Chest, Limbs, etc.,Sud den Flushes of Heat, Burning in, the - ,Fleshc Constant, , Itriaainitrge ' e Evil, and Groat Depression of Spirits. AU these hitticate disease of the Liver ot• Digestive Organs, combined with impure bloo,l, OE ooilanb's (Sernmil Ditterci le entirely vegetable, and contains no liquor. It is a cOntliontid of Pinid Ex tracts. 91 , hei14obts,:llerhs, and ill/414 from witielethese riiracts are made are gathered In Germany. All the medicinal virtues are extracted from them by a scientific chemist. These eXtracts are then forxyarded to Ibis country to be uscd exprrisay for the manufacture of these Intlerc. There 18 no alcoholic substance of any hind used In compounding. the hitters, hence it IS' the 'only Bitters that: can be used Incases where alcoholic ulants are not advisable. fjooflaub'.o Ocrinntt qionic is a combination of attlXAe irgredienft Of the 'fliftxrs, with PURE Santa Cruz Thim, - Ortinge, a te. It 1, wort for the same diseasui as the Eillors. m veers e some pure alcoholic stimulus is m 'mired. You r'•in Ge,rr in mind that these remedies are entirely ditlet cut from any others advertised ,for .the cure ql t 1 d.'seases named, these being sCienikfia pr. paratgm r , t ; • medicinal extracts, while the other . u.a rare rrs of vita in some form. The TONIC is aced:l , 2,lly ann ef ti,e.nwst pleasant and agreeable i :actiles ever nn:,,•ed.to the public. Its taste is esqu &:e. it is a pl, spare to lake it, minis its life-giving, e.-hilarating, agti dietnai qualities have caused it /7 by 05 the ge cutest of aa Caeca. • ' . CONSUMPTION. Thouaankds, of CaSeAt vhen , the pa tient supposed' fie wits linnet ed_with. ttliis terrible di se nhe, hiive been "exired -.13j, the use of these remedies. Extreme emaciation, de.biliiy, and cough are --)the usual attendants upon severe - eitsetrof dyspep6la or tilienini"of The ' I gttst ty ES ,organs. Even its eagles / gt unine towalinip4io% tbLesu relnAct lee will be found of the greatest to:nein, ' strengthening and invigorating. DEBILITY. The/4 .# ttcMincMigillo T. ; :f.lliittirs or Ponic to aura if Dela*lily. They impart a "Tolle and vigor to the vhole system, strength-is. the ap petite, cause an oljoyinent (lf tie loud, ratable the „stomach to clillext it, purify t 1 ,e 1.40:4, °ire a goosi, sound, houlthy-comple.vim!. eredimtte 1114 & , elleao huge thethe eye,intpart a hltenu ill eheela r and chanye, -rite palletit 'from a silat'n-,-40,cd, enzar3.2teel, tteak, ovfl nervous tnrafi , l, t f ., a fa;l : ltc,fl, stcrut, and vigor nut person MEMO • • Weak and *l:',e.tieate Children fry made lit I ho Bitters or Toole. lit fact, they are xxxxx Zletlietnex. They cat.' acintioisservd Wit IMrfeCt • safety to a (...11.11d three InOtttlin 0111, the taunt'. delicate or a inan.ofiOngt, nctnedies - arc the Le:Q . • J3lood Purifiers ire> , known, and will crwe all climases re:wiling from b a d btrnd. Keep your blood pear; keep your Liver in order; k P 'lour digestive organs in a sound, healthy cmtdi firm, by the use of the. r remedies, and no disease will era• assail you. fflt?r , f•'l^' 4 ol' rrIVI" wisassi •api d. Karl cr--3 dig \l4 4111 • Ladies who tv i>it a fair, shin and go od complexion, fretv froin a yellow:. Ish tinge And ail of her 'ilistigueenten4 should use tire,c remedies occasion. filly. The Liver in perfect order, and the blood pnre, will result in spark.. Hug ryes and blooming cheeks. 7/orelaiicpf Qcripan Jitniedit3 rare' eattnterieited.,6 gottritte hate the ripiatiire of C.. 1711. Jackson t `on Ihe.; i7A4) , rl frf hick botltc a nd the name of lie a it , l4: 61 ,, ::)4 in mei 14111 e. All are counte.feit. Thousand.; of letters have been re. eetved, testifying to the virtue of theeo remedies. • READ, THE RECOMMENDATIONS, FROM 110. N. of O. W. WOODWARD, ChiofJartico of the Contt of Pen,llvanlti. Pilll.kbei.viirA, MARCH 16111,1667. /find "llantlatai'l et.rn Bitters" is not an *Vox icatiug beverage, bat i, a good tonic, useful in.disar dors sf lb , digestive 0/,/113, and rg' gJeat benefit in cap , : of detottfy nod woof or ticyt•uus action in the system., 01..!0. It'. WOODW.A.U.D. , PROM IlOx. ,IA'ILES THOMPSON, u• , Judge of the Snio ewe Cones of Pennsylvania. - ' Ann 28(11,4860 1 consider "Upon:tuft's G ern) fin 1311.. ters' , it wrtlittrlde iii el ;ine in robe ornitt tacks of limligent ion or Dyspersht. , can cZit.tfy this from toy experfeniip .• of It. .• Yours, with ren lll pref. 1.,.. .31:05 • nom - Pastor of the Tenth Church, Piilallelphia, JACKsoN—DE I:t l:a re becn frequently re quested to connect 7ny ;:.,,n E with veromninnautiinte Of , diffi•rent lands of nwiticinef.. tad arding the practice as out of Km appropriate sphrre, I hove in all rases dc 'Weed; but with a dear I , vol . in various instaucts,and'i Martecidartutii my Qum -irtm; hr. of Ow usvitlarr.s.p(Or.: • ..lrooltatut's aerhien /11 1 '-i•:•. I cl.part for once front.anst. usual coursr., to exprr:s conviction that for • golwral debility of the nys tem, and especially for Liver e t iuplaint, It is it safe and valuable preparation. Its t some cases it may _fail ; but ftSteally, I doubt not, it soul be very beat/Wel to the.y. who ritircr from, the above Cause Yqurs, ;wry velptctfult. , /, -• • 4.7RN1V1.1 .:*" :• - _Eighth, below anzlii;St. - Price of the Fatern, $l.OO Per bottle . ; • Or, a half dozon for $5.00. - Price of the Toni°, $1.50 per bottle; Or, athalf dozowfor 87.50. - • The Tanis is put up in quart -t Recollect that it is Dr. Maylaturs German Remedies .that are so universally turd and an highly recommend ed; and do not allow the Droggist to induce you to • fake any thing else that he may say is just as good, be cause lie ntakep Islngen,projet on it. These .If.MoVeA will he sent .! %wo!e# to motsapiteTalifionEi . nwhyk to the PRINCIPAL OFFICE:, AT THE GERMAN MEDICINE' STORE, IVo. 031 ARCH . ST REI:7; Philadelphia b1f4,13.• EtANEI, Proprietor, 'TornieF i ly'h ' ll; Theoe, ; Remedies aro for .sale by; - Druggists, gtorekoepers, and Meill ? -:-. clue Dealers everywhere. - Do noe forget to ex amine "oat the article you buy, in 'nide). to 9d the aniutni. Tho above Remonlik 717 e for tale by DiuggiFtF, StorekeeperF, an.l M r ictlicire e% el ywhere throughout tho stmcp., Con:trios, South Atnialotti - azul the Wiet ludiee.-4414. 11, '6B-17, ki , If ' 11111 CAtIArXOM. ce,tbarixv a r113.(=. 4 44.g1it' 'lg4 fr 4 , 3•• 3 agagilmizka - 4 :›Z Wie.":s49x/c1"" WELLS.I39RO, PA,, NOVEMBER 11, 1868. „Noah' eamert IF IrICNEW 3P DAME 'PRONE PARIS. =OM What a charming , little bonnet,' • Said Miss Harris in 2 deliglir ' • - Why, never save such ribbons, Or.a,sillt so pearly irhit6. Oh ! I really must possess And her oyes they-fairly danced— But, dear madam / are ,ou certain- • Are you sore it came from France? ' If qt only camo.from Paris, Darling Paris, lovely Paris; bay it, 'says Miss Harris, If I )nett it came from Paris. • ' ; Thus Wiz with many' ladies . ; Uncle Sam's own daughters too, Rau:ling after foreign fashions Is the'hardest work they do. If ti4Y'see'ti. lOvelighrmont, Why,•thoy eyeit quite'askanc4 Till they got the inforniation; Thaythe pattorns catnefrom Prance.. 7 -If it only came from 'Paris, • •Darling Paris; lovolY Paris ; I would buy it.said Misty Harris, . If.l.linew it came from Paris.' Now; dctiv , winiien:ertho'hation, Yott`diAofVe . to ttind alone; " By 'the virttio of riot— bittliright ' • - Plant it'stiinclard of Sour own; To Ole "inutle of the thilon " Make the very hit eiVnnee," And the'eharge entirely Thar our faShione come from Prange. •••-•••=•'''lf it.only caine•froth :Darling'Paris, lovely• Paris ; would•buy it; says Miss Harils, • If T knew it mum) frotti Paris. Vti#crlinnenxto g,eatting, yr . • THE PRIZE SHIP. I, was at the Cape oil sick leave, When sailed from Indiana; I was as languid and yellow-visaged as the. Most listless nabdb that ever supplied material for, a Wee of novel. A smart bout of jungle fever makesone.see the world and all its ' adVautages, through a diminished and when Z, crawled from the Maspetan boat up the side ladder of the good ship Mary Jane, I should not have been in the least excited by the news of my appointment to the office of govern ment general. But a few mouths at the Cap,e where the dry air and the 'pure skies absolutely seemed to impart vi tality-to an enfeebled frame, made a Wonderfull difference! In me ;‘ both men tally and corporeally. As my strength and appetite returned, so did my, inter (st in sublunary matters; and 'now that I was convalescent, I became a victim to boredom, There are few places in whip. one may enjoy more hearty, honest dullness than at the Cape of Good Ilope.l No doubt an English market town, a cathedral city, a decayed •waterflig ph we, are tolerably lifele,s, especialls''4 - iti hot summer 'weather, w•lien dozing dogs have the pavement to themselves, and the blue-bottles that 'h'aunt the butcher's shop seem to tnon opgli ail kfLAatisisy__Qt..thiL. pi ace.. But Cape Town l—Cape Town on it regti lar;.baking day,) before -, the breeze springs tip inaY'competeVith it on - the score of monotony. Otte day as I was yawning about the pier, looking_tip:4W.ttlid their „ble Mountain to seeif" the; cloth was. , spread, and any, elemental frolic ,proba ble,,a salute was suddenly banged out by the Flagstaff battery. - As onichiy Its - Was natural to a than who, for the "last day or two, had no pleasanter prob lem tohusy his.mind than an attempt to solve toe question why Cape horses •eannot trot, but must gallop or canter, I spun round and asked for information. "A king's ship, sir, with prize in tow, a slaver belik.e,l!.. salt! A seafaring man, the,matete sortie Merchantman, and' very civilly handed me his glass, through which I could make out a frig ate "clawing" into the bay in company with a largo suspicious-looking black brig. Meanwhile. sig,nals Were being rapidly exchanged between the frigate anti the shore,• and soon the rumor spread that the new comer was the Lynx, 3d, Captain Horne. Lyn 4,, Capt. Horne! Here vas a . chittace.,ler me, for Ildrne was au old frierkt i a , etert of Welsh cousin amine. and I had even been a cruise in the Lynx. Hero was ayemcdy'for the Cape blue devils, for alcw days atiyhoiv. I should dine with Horne, and Horne should dine with me, and then I should join the gunroom mess, and hear stime yarns not absolutely threadbare. But here is the gig pulling fast for the pier -head, and in the stern sheets • sits the ,Vcia.therA)eaten naval cOm H eaander, Capt.' orne, - full rig,' on his way to the Governor's. To =my surprise he seemed in wretched spirits, and winced when I congratulated him on his success in the anti-slavery line. \Viten he carne out of the government house—the "residence" as the natives galled it—Horne, who had agreed to 'dirk with me, passed his arm through mine.• I asked him what Made - him wear such a hangdog loolr,: bearing lucky enough to have caught a slaver. "Caught a slaver?" he exclaimed ; 'caught a tartar would be nearer the mark I'm afraid. I wish she had been under fifty fathoms of blue water• before ever I heard of her." A little pressing, and I heaid the whole story.' "I was hovering about the South American coast," said Horne, "keeping bright lookout fir any stray Brazilian .that might be filling for a trip to the Alayo coast," but not one could find. Either the crafts were invisible or the negro trade was a myth, ono would have thought. At last—you know I always paid highly-Tor good information ; And picking up more prizes in that way than Would otherwise have been gained—at lag,* I wag informed that a brig was 'fitting out in Buenos Ayres harbor and would sail shortly. She was a Yankee, and a 'ciao one: 3- He had been 'obliged to.take on Board a suspicious quantity of :water casks, salt provisions, and so forth but he had hidden the shackle- Old iNiek alone can tell where, and on the slavedeck he had placed six horses in pens, as a pretext for. his voyage. Ship's papers, mane est, invoice, were All beautifully regular. Ho was an honest trader, don't you see? carrying on a traffic in horses ; though. I shall be able to prove that for three•fourth of the old IteqytValfr , ,too4,4l4l :acift*t have paid afore in Buenos Ayers than •e could possibly sell them fur on the American coast. Besides these nags the Yaill4ee had a cargo of hardware, guns, nails, t )(As, metal rods—the proper thing's to barter with - :thenativesz--and he was,to bring back produce, so he fA-P 3 * 'Well, he sailed, I kept abrightlook out, and never)o§t sight pi. his Acpuyksts duri n re' the vi?yaj4e„pj .„1;, "I Lis course was evidently towards the Bight Benin; but when we got Within eighty miles of the Guinea I coast the old fox doubled, and ran down Iu the night towards Cameroons. The brig-sails fast, as slavers always do; but the Lynx is the tightest, trimmest little boat on the wind, in. the whole—" "There , tlere l Horne ; I know all that.' "Welljirreuniect ynrne. "I way Cow ing up with-hini,c hand over band, SO mind he went, cunning — nrOund some sandy keymmade for the Dalabar river. 1 gave ehase, and he steered fur the Bend. This would never do • a ' at fog, even a (hut. night, and would eacap6 me, and carry his uargo of ebony safe to America. So I ran down, fired a gun, and sent it. boat .to fetch the skipper. Ho met me with a provolciw grin, and said, as he squirted tobacco over my clean white decits : "Well, cap'en, you've got me; I hope yo,t like me. You've captured we, I guess; but to get the brig condemned is another and a 'nation differentstory." "And so it is Ned, and I'm afraid I have only. burned my Lingers lby my precious capture. The mixed court won't condinnn her on bare suspicion. The crew are as close as wax, and the Yankees keep watch on the Spanish sailors so no ono ctui split if he wanted to," `And if you don't get her condemned, • roe V' said I. "If I don't I'm a ruined man, that's 1 all,", he returned, with a quiver In his '1 ill very unusual to him. "I'M a, poor ui ii, you know; and if my prospects at blighted, what is to become of my i wire and poor boy? It was for their sake I was so armlous to get more prize prize moncy, -, and I thought that this ship would haire paid for James' three years in (:abridge, andleft a handsome hest egg too But if the Brig's declared an honest t ader, I. must pay compen sation for s izing her, and detaining her Megan and dockyard men, labor ers for the search, fees, wages, and what not until I'm a beggar. - Worse, too, I shall be in the 'black: books' of the admiralty, and perhaps never ge t another ship, and then ?" And the honest fellow stopped, for his heart was too full to allow him to say any more. Day,after day the slaver lay in Table Bay, and nothing came to light. No 'seaman peached —no shackles were found. The Yankee skipper grinned triumphantly when he met us on the pier. You would have thought him the captor, and poor dejected Horne the prisoner, to have seen them both. The mixed court could not come to a decision. There were the water casks, the salt pork, andsoon, but no shackle bolts or leg-irons. "Why don't you search the hold?" said I daily to poor Horne. '..- "I dare not," was the answer;' "for there is heavy cargo; and what with the.wages of dockyard-men, tut(' com pensation to the owners for breaking bulk, the search would cost me a hun dred dollars." offered him all the assistance in my power, but be was a pond man, tun: declined it. So the case went on, and the 'MVO officer, poor man wits on his trial us well as the rascally slaver. Many a captain ;has let a negro trader escape:ratLer than run such a risk. The day of the final trial came, and the Yankee skipper was in -court, and snapped his havers at us. He did not take the trouble to sham innocence, confident he could not be proved guilty. Without saying a ivord to Horne, I slipped out of court, ran to the pier, and was pulled on hoard the brig. I soon accord an ally in the midshipman who commanded the prize-crew, and we made a most irregular onslaught on The contents of the brig's hold. t:itrauge to say, we found the shackles: They had been wrapped in tow, and' headed up in casks apparently full of salt meat; se &hai l % but for an accident we might have Searched till dooms day In vain. But the discovery was useless after all; for, , when J.: returned in triumph, I found Horne radiant with joy, and the Yanite44 - 44:44. , traticu /mu - quite - sl,ll3allPd; Unable to agree, the Brazilian and English judges bad agreed to "toss up" heads or, tails of it dol ray, for condemned or acquitted. Heads came up, and thus thostjustly, though.by sheer accident, the vessel was condemned. Extraordinary Story. M. De Peno narrates in the Indepen dence Beige the following extraordinary story : I know a young gentleman named, (I will say) Charles, who has been the hero of a singular romance. On com ing of age he entered on a Parisian life with 2,5,000 francs a year. Forty years ago, the young mirliflora in Paul de ;tout's romances played Satanically on 0,000 francs, rolled in cabriolets, and kept dauseuses. Times are changed since then, and Charles could not kep a carriage, a stylish danseuse,. and no one ever spoke of his losing his money at the club. ,But he con rived to, ruin himself though. He went into the world, he went to the club, and kept a mistress, but did all this within his means. His weakness was that Of lend ing tO any friend who asked. He was never rapid, and when he found his for tune more than hall gone, instead of economising, he tried speculating in stock:', at which he lost continually. Nearly ruined, he had, however, noth ing of the air of an unlucky fellow.-- He went to ;Ahe first ball of the carni val. There a lady in black satin :lomi no and mask showed marked preference for his society. Through her mask it: was evident that her eyes and teeth were magnificent, and her figure was tall and strikingly elegant, while a lit tle hand, neatly gloved, waved in grace ful gestures. For two hours the pair passed the three delightfully, "Let us gorto supper," said Charley. The lady unanisked and displayed a face that stops growing old at tuirty, though its possessor may be forty. Its lines were perfectly statuesque, and the young f man thought Ite v had never seen a more euchanting wou/lan. Suddenly she astonished him by flaying : "I have a son of yourage." This was startling, nay, incredible.— The lady continued : "I ant a widow, and for reasons which I Will , explain, I have had occasion to make the strictest inquiries as to your life. I find that you have been ruined, not by vice, but by generosity, and that you have rare talents, and arc in every respect, save your recklessness, aintui to beloved and esteemed. 'My husband left we two millions of frances, area I have a charming - daughter, There are family reasons, unknown to you, which gives you a right to our intimacy and a share in our fortune," These'reasons wvre very singular.— The lady's father Thad been a steward to the grandlathere Charles, and not a very faithful stelo•ard, since he had. by abusing his trust, wade a fortune and ran away to Poland. Here he in• creased his ill. gotten capital and Mar ried into a rich and noble I . :tinily. Here he died, leaving the two millions to the widow and children. The widow, who kept his history, employed a secret agent to ascertain if Charles Was a deserving young 111111), and found that he was something more. The young Man married her daughter, and now,,all gciei well. At a fanesr fair bookstall a young gentleman - lingered for some time. I t was rat ioled by .t eery handsomeyoung lady. "The charge tar your inspection of my'wares," said the fair dealer, " iy half a crown, sir." " i•ttr; admiring your beauty, ma'am, not that of your goods," replied the gallant. "That is Live shillings," ,replied the lady with great readiness. He paid—and went. " Thilure, dear," said a lovely hus band to his loyal spouse, who .was sev eral years his junior, "what do you say to tuovtag to the Wedt ?" "Oh, Pm delibted with the idea. You recollect \% hen Morgan went out there be was as poor as we, are,: and he died in three years worth three hundred thousand dollare." THREE BRAVE MEN. Pretty Barbara Perroswould not mar fy. Her mother was in consternation. 'Why are you so stubborn, BarEara? she asked, 'you have plenty of lovers, know.' 'But they do not suit me,' said Bay bara,.coolly, tyiug baelt-her curls before the mirror 'Why not?' • . , 'I want) when I marry, antral who la I brave, eqi i It' l al to any 'emergency. }dive up my liberty I want somebody to take care of it.' `Silly ebildi what is the matter with big Barney, the blacksmith ?' He is big, but I nevor learned that he was brave.' g All(117011 never heard that he was not. What is the matter with Earnest, the-gunsmith?' 'lle's as placid as a goat's milk.' . 'That's no sign that he is a coward.— There, is little Fritz, the tauter; he is quarre , lsome enough . for you, surely?' 'He' is no bigger than a bantam cock. It is little he could tip if the house was set upon by robbers.' `lt's not always the strength that wins $a tight my girl. It takes brains as well as brawn. Come near, Barbara, give these young fellows a fair trial. Barbara turned her face beforeThie mirror, letting down one raven tress and looping up another. mother,' said she, at last. That evening, Earnest, the gunsmith, knocked early at the door. `Youient for me, Barbara?' he E. al d , going tO the girl, who stood upon the hearth cog uet k4bly warming ono foot and then the. other. 'Yesl, Earnest,' she r.plied i 'l've been thinking of what you said the other night When you %were here.' • ell, Bai Earnest spoke quietly, but his dark blue eyes flashed, and he looked at her intently want, to test you.' '1 wwit to see if you dare do a ,very disagreeable `What is.it?' 'There is an old coffin up stairs.. It' smells of mold. They-- say Redmond, the murderer, was bur ed in it ; but the devil came for his body and left the cotlin empty at the end of a week ; and it was finally taken from the tomb. It is up-stairs in the room -my grandstre died in, aydAlley say grandsire does not rest easy id his grave for some reason, that I know nothing about. Date you make that coffin your bed to-night ?, 'ls that all ? I will that, and sleep soundly. , praty one, did you think I had weak nerves?' 'Your nerves wilt have good paoof if yt;ti undertake it. Remember, no one sleeps in that wing of tue house.' shall sleep the sounder.' .'Good-night, then. I will send a lad tAshow you the chamber, if you it-y until morning, sahl imperious Miss .I.ar barn, with a nod of her pretty head', will marry you.' 'You vow it?' Earnest turned straightway and fol lowed the lad in waiting through dim rooms and passages, up echoing .taus, along narrow, danip ways, where rats scatter before them, to a low ehatu•-er. The-boy looked pale and scared, and ev ideutly ,wantkd -to •hurry away ; but ..rear44' wait until lie took 8 urvey'of the room 'by the aid of his /amp. It was very large and foll of re eesh:es, with high windows in, them which n•eie burred across. He re mem ber that old Gyandsire Fermis had beet insane for several years before his death so that this precaution had been neces nary ,for the safety of himself and others In the center of the room stood a coffin beside it was placed a chair. The room was otherwise perfectly empty. Earnest stretched himself in the coffin. 4 .13 e kind enough to tell Miss Barbara that it is a very good fit,' said he. - The boy went out and shut the door, leaving the young gunsmith alone in the dark s . Meanwhile Barbara was talking with the blacksmith in the keeping room. 'Barney,' said she,. pulling her hands away frOn his grasp - when he would have kissed her, 'l've a test to put you to before I gite you any answer. There is a corpse lying in the chamber where my grandsire died, in the untenanted wing of the house. If you dare sit with it there all night, and let nothing drive you from your post, you will not ask inc to Marry again in vain. 'You will give me a light and a bottle of Wine and a book to read?' 'Nothing P 'Are these all the conditions you can oiler toe, Barbara?' 'All. Awl if you get frightened you need never look me in the face again.' take them, then.' So Barney was conducted to his post by [the ladlwho had been instructed 'in the secret, and whose involuntary stare, at Earnest's placid face as it ]ay in the coffin was interpreted by Barney to be natural awe of a corpse. He took his seat, and the boy left him alone with the darkness, the ruts and the clan. Soon after, Fritz, the tanner arrived, fluttered and hdpeful, from the-fact that Barbara had sent for him. 'Have you changed your mind, Bar bara?' he asked. 'No; and I shall not until. I knoW that you can do a really brave thing.'. 'What shall it he? I swear to satisfy you, Barbara.' • • 'I have a proposal to make to you.— y plan requires skill as well as cour age. "cell me!' •Well, in this house is a man watch ing by a corpse. He has sworn not to leave his pet until morning. If you can make 111111 do it, I shall /he satisfied that you areas smart, and as brave as require a hushand to he. , 'Why, nothing is so easy!' exclaimed Fritz l I can scare hint away. Furnish me with a sheet,- show me into thc room] and go to your rest Barbara. You shall•pad me at the post in the morn ing.• Barbara did as and saw tile tanner step blithely away ih his task.— It was then n. ally twelve O'clock, and she sought her own chamber quickly'. I.larne.s .- was sitting at his viil, and, so far, all had been well. The nisi ht seemed very long, for' he had no means or counting the time. At tinies a thrill went through di n t. for it, seemed as it he'could hear_ low, , suppressed breath ing not far aw.ay ; but he persuaded himself that it. was the wind *lowing through the Crevices of the old house.— Still. it as very lonely, and not at all cheerful. The face in the coffin gleamed whiter through the darkness. The!rats. teait yd - as if a famine were upon them, and they smelled dead flesh. The thought made Flint bhudderr l . gOt up mid walked ahiiut, hied something tniele a slight. noise: a- , if soMulaaly NV a!' behind him, and he put his chair with its Welt against the %vat', atiq sat down again. fie had been hard at, I work all day, and at last, ill spite of everything, he grew sleepy-11 nally'he nodded and snored. Suddenly..it seemed as if soniehody touched Ele awoke with a start, and saw nobody near, though An the center of the room stood a white figure. 'Curse you, get out of this?' he ex claimed in a fright, the fast word that came to his tongue. Th e figure held up its rig:it nap and slowly opToablied biro. started to ! ' his feet. Tile apeetfe came nearer, nearly pressing him It to the corner. ''rile d-1 take you'.' cried Barney; in his extremity. Involuntarily he stepped back, still theAlguranced, coming-nearer- and ' nearer, and extending both arms, as if to take him in a ghastly embrace. The hair started up on Barney's head ; he I grew desparate, and just as the gleam-, _ingarms would have touched him, he fell upon the ghost like a whirlwind, tearing oif the sheet, thumping, pound ing, beating and kicking, more ami more enraged at the resistance he met, which told him the truth. As the reader knows, he was big, and Fritz was little; and while he was pum meling the little tanner unmercifully,. and Fritz was trying in vain to get a lunge at Barney's stomach, to take the wind, out of him, both plunging:-and kicking like horses, they Artet , e.. petrified sr. by hearing a voice cryi; "fake one of your Big Barney' Looking around, they saw the corpse sitting tip in his &Arlin. This was too much. They release4t each other and sprang for the door. "hey never knew how they got out; but they ran home in hot Ineite, panting like stags., It was Barbara herself who came and opened the door upon Earnest the nelt warning. • 'lt's very early; ono more little nap,' said he, turning over in the width 8o she married hint ; and though she sent Fritz and Wilkey invitations to the wedding, they dot not appear. If they discovered the trick, they kept the knowledge to thetni-elve:i. and never willingly laced Barina's laughing eyes again. A RIZIARE:M3LI]; farmer Graff wa:i ooe motTdog togging Wail all his might nod main at a barrel of apples, wlLicli he tvasl endeavoring to get up the cellar !itairs,, and calling at the top oflungs ftir onirof his boys to lead a I helping baud, 'but in van'. When - he _had, alter' an infinite alfi‘Atill SWentltig _apt'llg, RC coniplii-Aled the ue.,k, IA hen they Wcfe not Ittec;ed, coutze, — the " boy: " wade. their appearance. - Where have you been, and what linvo ou Lei I'd like i.ty-kuov:. that you couldr.'t iiec tziy call in titiiivki the faruiou iii au..angry tune, addi•e!;:int.; the (...1(.1e4. "Out ::.liopnettin' Ulu sz - .1v," re plied youth. " Alpi,you tick?" " Outiu Eettin' the..hen." " And y•ott Up in Ciran:!y l l3 rooni vettin! the " And yoti youty4 thrin ?" "1..:p in the gar..e:, the trap." " And tittw where ‘veit you 2tii :vita! v. - erc-yoti the old famier I )I . ilia yi 42nt plogetty, the 4:perity of his t ome \Y tl.lil); ) v3teeur3 ul tliibwers. the door-btep, st , ttiii' still," °- plied the vomit; hopt2lul !eriou:sly. " A rettiarkati:e t‘t.q, 'Mist (SAW f('S.,‘,/.' atided - the aninned site, dit,pering the, group with a wave or his hand. THE JUDGE AN.O TM; QuARER,---A Judge on ajourney fell in conivanywith a Quaker. ''Sr''t, said the Jth4.e. "how is it that you Quakers always e tat hololke6 and money in your ponifli av ett.A?" Qualti:r—"By and hy I ts:•11j, tell thee.'' I Slit) Ily after they arrived ata,tavern. The j nitte i•alled Jur a glats of bitter: and u ged the Quaker to Ctriuk,. but he retuseu tsayiug, .1 have Ito need. lit then called for four quarts of oats lot his horse, and thn Quaker for t-i: lot his. Quaker—" Now I will tell thee . ; we drink no ripirits at the tavern. 1.166 much uidst, thou pay for the bitters?" J udge—"Sixpence:" intielt for the orttg ?" ' J---" Sixpence." Q-----"My oats costninepetle; In d what good did the hitter 3 do thee?' J—'"l',hey procured nie au appetite." Q,,,-"AlistineneeLave wean appetite," Thus thou seek, we, spend no wore thali tllOll, and our hors VS are fat. But I have not, done with thee yet. I bee v r buckles on thy :Aloes. How much did they co.-C?" , J hie dollar :4." loeg hat thou had them ?' 3—" Eight years." Q—"Do they anser any better that :•trines?" —"No." CI" With nine dlllars we should hay bought live btocit, anti at the c'xpira lion uf ti vu years we shoo hi have lilted head of cat tle. • Here, thou :ee6t w ha.Ve, motley in otn . poCket. .1.1.1,17cati o haVhig :iliVer On our shoes, we Weil leacher strius." A tailor po-.sesses !he citialiti-•:„; of wen comlniwil in one, a, will ec by the tollox% lug observations: I. .4ks toi cconymist, , tio.cu.s his coa accoiding to his cloth. 2. As a v:adener, ho is careful Of hi "ca IJat.; e." 3. AY a sailor, he FThears off whatcv uq. it is propel... 4. As a play actor: he often lirandiz, , h 08 a Lilo J. .A. 6 fl 121wyer, attends to ninti suit .. A.f.; ati executicnier, haitroyides pendet:i or 1.:; , !iIlow-zes for teltillY c ileizqms 7. A-, a cool:, lie eci \vitli a warm geo ,, e. 8. _li3 a ()nicer, he does nnuci at fuululj O. A, a rational and scriptural divine crrcat aiin 1 , 4 to tor») „good habits, to the benefit of and other:4. Not lomr 4iuco, a uinnler'slice(! into the ollive of 1)r Jael‘:-on, the elfeini4. Jaclison, 1 prw-ttifie," " . i;•."-- " Are you alone ?" Ye;, EAr." " :iv loci; the (loor'."' aild he 1'11(1 o ; and :ti er lool;ecl 'whiff(' toe f.„(if,c afft: atistied liitn,elf that no °Lc else wit in the loom, he plocuil 1;:t:;t: done up in a bandanna, on the tabl , and opened it. " e, doctor, 1 00 1, at that." "Weil," the doctor, " i;.." "What do you cail that?" " call it lion p,‘ " ‘Viint !" the wan, "isn't that Atufr!.told ?". "No,' eitt,;(l the doctor, " pyrite:3;" an, Putting :notii ,ver the life in a :,110V‘; it evaporated up the Chininey. " -aid the poor Nvizli a wo-begOni 1001., — there i-, it Nvicl(l , , , r wont;-ti up it, our town who,lnts, .11.‘;11t,14 hi l rill! 0 Oita, and I'vv been and. ma:lied -N't.tar. the • killwre or 7.1 r- thert• lived :r farmer who had vitltatrt.(l:E " • of the Doerttld Isla 10 work Ow One i suiii n io lit ipring P:tt sent to harrow a piece o; ?_round. 11.01 not wol !ter! all 01. teto.h—.ixtept two or • three-0:1mo ow 0 1' o w harrow. ficr ac whil , • the far NA Phi out it, I irt• ticlt4 to r•et, hov. Pat proroe,ll.,i, an.l :urte4,l him 110 , ,v h, hartowin;.t. "Oli," rupiled " 1110)001er now binee the I.c_4 arc oat," A wolunnFlS giVI ovililence in n certain ea:4e, \V hell Fr lie W 203 k b\ the I4wyer: " A,Vas the young. worin - In virtuoU previous to this affair?" tt " NVa.3 she ehaqe?" "Chased? She was chased about a quarter of a mile 1" * NO. I 45. JOBBING IMPARTMENT., The proprietors have stocked the establishme With 14 neW 11, varied assorozent of JOB AND CARD' TYPE AND FAST. PRESSES ) •" and are prepared to °scouto gently and prompt/ At* ROSTERS, HANDBILLS, CIRCULARS; UEADS, CARDS; PAMPIILETS;-&.a:, htr Deeds, Mortgages, teasep,ivod af;4llrtasoit ' of Constables' and Justieet' 33Ianks on band. 1 , People liv•lng qt a diatano can depend on bats ing their work done promptly, and sent 'back - ig, retar'n mail. ' Tai rokruzTE OF :16.:114.1L!. _ . . Abdonab' was prosperous barber Of Shiraz. He married a woman Of aux'' , p,u, , ,ing beauty, but excessively, vain that:his whole substance was con• ruined in providing .her with _dresses, trinkets, and the luxuries ofa miniature harem. • - Above all other women, the Wife - of Hassan, the Kint's astrologer; vies envied by the - wile of Abdallah, the unostentatious barber, fnr this lady affected great grandeur and could afford' it-,on account of the large salary and handsome presents bestowed liven her, husband. One day the distlontented beauty an. . flounced to Abdaltah that she would no longer continue to five with hire - • unless he gave up the miserable bus iness of barber and adopt that of ,as- trologer. In vain did he represent to her that trimming beards was his habit, ,while of astrological predictions he knCw nothing ; sLe insisted, and the unfortunate wan, infuriated by .affee• Lion, obeyed., • _ So, observing the eccentric practices 'of the astrologers, he took a brass basin • ! and a pestle of steel into the bazaar, and smiting his basin,erictil aloud that he would calculate nativities, predict the events of the Rattle, detect thieves, and iecover lest property. His neighbors -were astonished, and one and all said, "Abdallah, the barber, is certainly , mad !" But it chanced that a 'Certain lady returning frutu the bath, walled , through the bazaar with tier veil torn; f silo appeared in great distress, and upon. - hearth , * the cry of Abdullah, sent Mae of her naves to him with "a message: ••I f on are an itupositor, my husband shall cause ycin to be Lastinadoed; It you are really tin astrologer, inform me wiser l'alsztil iiiskl a neCt; la - co of pearl which I have this day lbst," Poor. ,11:3 , . ihip,ili, bewildered, gazed. iipon the lady, and gaining time to invent an answer, hell:: "She can will the pearls, het, they are iwar, tor the veil islorn I" 'fliee words wk T., reported to her by ~ the :dove, anti she la:vied a cry of joy. • Adm irable. prophet," she exclaimed, - ''l-placed joy pe,u'ls for safety in a rent -.- coat isiii - th--vett ut: the bath," and she ordered Andallah to - be—prel.;euted with forty gold picces,_ Now, it briduld----he_____ known that It, the Persian baths are semCelt,;, time Imilllie of which is the , 43amo as the-native word for "veil." So Ala t dallah b 3 a Iluclty ae , ident' of speech, !old not milS' Laved ihnself from the a, nzinado, nut he oated forty pieces of - At• length ady, the wife of he K 1 bLI V:A:SU air., Wilde her appear- omit', ano ili-.1. at 1,11:1.,1, moment a rues -!eneer from the treasurer came up to .t,azdlah in the ba2aar, and spoke to ulna. Tile lady-stood dose by and :tot .ned. "A litheilith,r-.! said the slave, ••nry master hits lost the King's great ruhy; ii thou !last the Wisdom or - the -,t ais, tiniii eaust tiiid it; if not, thou ' Art a pi i;ieillier, and I will assuredly . ,atilse thee to be bastinudoed4"rhie time the unfortunate bather wad at Ins ~ w Wsend. "Oh, Woman !" he exclaitnetV -. 'thou tut the author of this.'! He meant -, - bus own wife, but the treasurer's who : , ~ *wed by, imagmed he referred ,to..her. , ', Guilt, is always pale, the -ptlet_sayrE. z- J he her.lelt had !stolen the Kinee-rutiy,- ahtt believed that the astrologerl•me I e - aware or her crime. So when - the Mee.... 1 sentier had departed, leavinu, the barber petrified with perplexity, she s approach. t a him a-ild said m a soft tone—"o, ie I.,Olegerl I conies that iu au hour of avaiii:.l2 .1 tool: the jewel. Restore it ‘v it hou t snil thin/ me to condemnation!" Abdallah stc/iroy replied—" %Vermin, I knew thy guilt.. IA nere is the je.'lvel ?" ate answered "Under the fourth eu,hiou now the apartment of Kashom, -oly lord'e "Georgia slave." Abdallah hastenep to, the palace, was awarded iv,th a robe - iof honor, a thousand gold ..!tees, and it costly ornament. , - ' Urged by his wife, Abdailahl essaed once more. 'file King's - treasury lad Leen totAA:eri ; and lofty chests of me ey nail been carried away. Not a trac of 1 1. tie thieves had been discovered. '!file „y al aztrologer had tried every sort of 1 di...it:aim' and failed, and was theref ) re ,it disaroce. But the lame of Abdt.lll4h, • w Lich' was now spoken of ill all Shiraz, in! 1 eauhed the ear 01 . the King, who -Ltt ,ker bun, and---,gave him audience 11l Lk: Hall of Kaleut SerponceidelL '•.A.Wallah," he said . with a severe . 6.i.' pre:-L,ton of countenance, - "airttheU ttlif c. able to read the stars?" "P t Me L l,l to tile pm); 1" answered the bar : er, win. was noW prepared for the wort. "'filet discover the forty chestof money - zl4at have heel' stolen, as well as the er•iminal. butted, and then thou shalt marry a princess, and ibecome illy !minister; fail, and I will hang thee!" There must have been forty thieves I", ,slid Abdallah, making a fortunate and- u"!, very difficult guess. "Grant Ale , "arty days '''''Forty 'days thou shalt aavi.'," said, the King, "'and thou sl illt ;situ the, ell live for riches and !mho . 7) S , i f] o the bai•tier went 1 otne' and told is wire, and s4id ; "I have forty daks" to _ h‘e;liv ill , sit upon illy prayer mat and meditate Liu the evils of life and the :ile:,seilliers4.'of deatth. Give me, I beg :hue, forty beaus. At the hohr of evening-prayer, daily, I will give thee one; then, by CULIIILIiig the remainder I way remember how many days -.I :,are to live." She complied, and every eav at the esaet hour of sunset,' Ab tallah gave lizr a'nean, and said, with ..,i•tat of io::cro and :solemluity, ''There ~; uoir of thew !" And on the lust day ..:e :cud ill 1111 excited manner, ''There are the whole may of them !" - -What vas his asionishinent when, at the i l n• stair L a ViOlvliL knocking wa si heard at ~,re nein% Aet owd of men were ad ,tot:,,A, ;old one of them, evidently the- Hiief,saul, "U Abdallah, wui•eastrologer t :hat shait. 1 eceive the forty chests of ~lit, untouched, tau -pare our liVesl"- il se erewe bkvilderment, li e ..a'n ,werett: "Thi-, nilit. I should have , eize.il trite ::td the wretelled eoinpim- Tel 1 tut', on thy head, how ter,ve-t. thou that I pos-eased this .iloWicagc . .""• We lieird," fsaid ther' chief ii: ioi , cu,, : that (.14 - % E.) llg .had -rent for thee. Thar, f /re, one of tiseihne ,IL tile hour of sunset to listen at thy ' tour, :mil heard thee say,- 'There, is one ~r t h ew ) - w u would not believe hie t•ay, and s ott two to a,eertalu it - ; ,rthd Lilo wieir Itcaril to -ay, "Diere are two 1 theio : and thrsnight; 0, WalalOrraii I him ditki eXC l aiiii, 'There are Met: iepoie fie ty :' but restore the Kittg's. 'holey, and lit) not shiver us mite "ttio ...NeQuiioner." -5) A telal lah promise 11) do w hitt hedould: ' ncine adiiiittt d to the pitlnee, , Mq: de 'hued that', ()will ! , to - some Myste.ry. of ..Ile ,ta , s, it w a s eiveu to pith to dis •tv:er either the A iikVuS or the treasures, ent not both, -The monarch, at length; 0e ,,, u ,•,.1 co till.e the roity chest.. 3, ,aud,. Mitill, d hi:' premise to Abdallah. OBE wlto was employed In 0 1 6 f; t iony ttii caitern Uovernbr, said t,, 10,, 1 with a t-iush: Only think,, your 0:,,,-211,•ney, how little money wotili;d . t oe 4uppy." "How little tr tnfl?" )vernoe. "O,I4'O:EY. put htitl,ll . o.l iii)lll.l*3 Wollid tr Adtn'lS. pc 2:11 , e'1,r , ":1" th at ilaVc. , it !Intl heAison, s , ;:ivc- it to her. 10. , a4 PA.} toy 'Mil 01311 k fl/1110!;,„! , 3 1! zi h , verniir was outs l ity WellAcCiv. Ld ; wk 11 S alt ilvo a State St, 2tl door on 4g East. [Juno. 24 ) 1.565. MEI