tie gap:sank loi t i, r ,- Iss published every Wednesday. Moorning at $2 per year, invariably, in advance: COBB & VAN GELDER. n.co„„1 P" A '7 3 P a., TE3 OP MINION, on LE£ll3. MANX tlniBp7lAß2l, No. ors 4. „. j D. SIIIIIIIIBI taoß.rlKos. IYeat _._...----- Tao' $2,00 $2,60 , $5,00 . $7,00 $12,0(7 1 1 1 Equare, ... i %00 3,00 i OO 8 , 00 '.. WM 1 18,00 haIfLT: S " 10 , 00 10,001 17,001 22,00 60A 6 60, 00 0 : 0 " . " -- 1 00 °O,OO l 30 00 40,00 1 001115 00 Special Notices 16 cents ,por. line; Editorial or .apal 20 cents per line. BUSINESS_ DIRECTORY. • : D. TEIRESELL & CO., VIIOLVSALB .:DfteO9K2ll3,!-!iktii &alai's? 11 - Wall Paper, Koi6sene Lampi, Window Glass, Perfumery, Paints awl , Oils, &e. Gaming, N. I'., Jan. 1; 1808.-Iy. • WILLIAIII IL SMI 11, ATTORNEY AND ODLINSALDII,, AT L AAP- Inprarice, Dounty and Petition Aiericii4ttiiii Street Welleboro, Pa.; ‘ Jap 7 1868. S. F. WILSON. J. B. IT/LES & TTORNEYS A COUNSELORS AT LAW, (First door from Bigoney's, ,nn the Avenue)— Will attend to business entrusted to_ their carp in the coulties:of 'Tioga and ?Otter; I; ; WellsboviOtin. 3, Ins: • IittiL'S'UOTEL, WESTFIELD 14 ( orough, Tioga Co. Pa., E. G. Hill, Proprietior. A new and COUILSSOdkOtIV building with all "the, modern itiip;ovegients: Within easY drives of thebest hunting and Esti ing ginunds ittlCorthern Penn'a. Conveyances fursished i: Terms moderato. • = • GEORGE • WAGNER. TAILOR. Shop first door - north of L. A. Scars'a Shoo Shop. Or•Catting,Fitting, and Repair ing done promptly and well. Wollaboro, Pa., Jan. 1,,1888.-Iy., JOHN U. SIIAWSIitAIRE s . , DRAPER • AtIVTAILOR. Shop over John R. Bosven's Store.'figEl 4 . Cutting, Fitting, and Repairing done - promptly and in best style. WellAoro, Pa:;Jan. 1;188R-1.y WM, GARRETSON, TTORNEY. AND COUNSELOR AT LA*; Notary qtablia 'arid -Inearamee. Agent', 'Bless.: buF:, Pa., over Caldwell's Store. JOHN L MITCHELL AI:TORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW, Millsboro, Tioga Co., P. ... Claim Agent; Notary , Public,and Insurance Agent. Ile will attend promptly to collection of Pensions, Back Pay and Bounty. As Notary Public ho tikes aeknoirledgetuenta of deeds, tid mteistere,orths, and will act as dommissionor to take testimony. g'Office over Roy's - Drug Store, a djoining - Agitator Office.—Oct. 30, 1367 John W. Gnomons ATTORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT.. LAW. lisvia;, roturned to this county with a view of Wing it his permanent rciidence, solicits a sh re of public patronage.' All business on.. tr sod to his care Till bd attended to with ,l i pr raptness and fidoiy. Office 2d door south of E. S•Farr's hotel. Tioga, Tioga Co:, Pa. opt. 26.'66.—tf. , • IZAA,Ii' WALTON HOUSE, Gaines, Tioga County, Pa. HORACE C. VERMILYEA, Pitoe'n. This is a new hotel located within easy access of the hest fishing and hunting arounds in North ern Pennsylvania, No pains will be' spared for the accommodation of plimdnre seekers and the traveling plablio. 18138.3 rt.TRitLEUIIII.IIOIIspy WESTF-lELD, PA., GEORGE CLOSE, Propri:: etor.- A new'llotel conducted on the principle of live and let live, for the necotnniodution of the public.—Novi 14, 1866.—1 y. GEO. W. RYON, ATTORNEY Jo COUNSELOR AT LAW, Law renceville, Tioga Co., Pa. Bounty, Pension, anti Insurance Agent. Collections promptly attended to. Office 2t.1 door below Ford House. Dac. 12, 1867—1 y. . . R. E. OLNEY, DEALER in CLOCKS do, JEWELRY, SILVER S PLATED WARE, Spootactos, Violin Strings, cae., Ito., Mansfield," Pa. Watches and Jew-, elty neatly repaired. - Engraving done Itrpialir Eoglish and' Gertnan;' ,1.150pt67-ly,. • Thos. Et Ervdon.r, lIRVEYOR."& DRAFTSSA.N.—Orders left at hia room, Townsend Hotel, Wellsboro, will meet with prompt attentipp:, Jan. 13, 1867;41. r--- • -FARR'S HOTEL 'OGA,ITIOGA - C r OTINTY, PA., Good stabling, attaobod, and roFi' attentive hot r always in attendance , Salem!) over Willcox &, Barker's Store, Wells. To, Pa. particular ,attentionlpaid to Ladies' iit.cutting,'Shampooing,,llyeing, etc. Braids, , 15, coils, and enriches on hand-and made to or- W. DORSEY 11. 1 .439 N, M. D., late Of ilke 2d Pa. Cavalry, after / • nearly four yoartrof army service; with di large - .Hence ln field and hospital practice, has opened an •e for tito practice of medicine and surgery, in all Persorks.front a distance can Bud good Atding at Ithe Pendaylvama Hotel when desired: 7 — m visit it 3 , part of tho State In consultation, or to form surgical operations. - No. 4, Union Block, up Wellaboro. Pa., May. 2,1860.—1 y. • EW PICTURE•QALLERY.- FRANK: SPENCER the pleastire to inforin the.citizOns of Tiogn anty that ho has eofnpleted his NEW PIIOTOGRAPII GALLEItY, iit on band' to tako all kinds of Sun Pictures, ch as Ambrotypes, Ferrotypes, Vignettes,Cartes Visite, the Surprise and Eureka Pictures; also rticular attention paid to copying and onlarg— g Picture,. Instructions given in the Art on uonsble terms. Elmira St.; Mansfield, Oct. 1, Win. U. Smith, NOXVILLE, Pa. Pension, Bounty, and In unties Agont. Communicallons sent to' the 'love sddros will 'riceire prompt attention. Terme moderate. [Jan 8, 1868-Iy] S. CLAIM AGENCY, For the Collection of Army and Navy Claims and'Penslons. NEly BOUNTY LAW passed July 28,1806,gives two and three years' soldiers extra bounty. Sad 1.17 r discharges. ' " I OFFICERS' EXTRA PAY: ..kte mouths' extra pay proper to volunteer officers •ktte in service March. 3,1865. PENSIONS INCREASED • LI she have lost a limb and Who have been perms= '2.land totally disabled. other( overnment l c aims prosecuted. , • jfItIOME IL NILES TB Aoro, 0c tobor 10,1888—tf TRBIAN STRAIT, GENT for N ORMAN National Series of Standard School 401E3; bibbed by A. S. Barnes & Co. 111. A 118 Zitz, earner of John Street, N. Y., keeps constantly L 'huPply. All orders promptly fined: Call on or bY matt, . N. STItAIT. i tt , )lal'a., Juno 19,1567-Iy. - f BLACKSMITHING. EiE undersigned having returned to Wells . bum and opened his shop, on Water Street, to a share of patronage. He proposes to do 4 `ORK CHEAP FOR CASII. 11 1. horses $3,50 and other work in I,rtipor 1 1 20, 1808.-6 m J. G. PUTNAM, IILL WRIGHT—Agent for all the best%RHINE WATER WHEELS. -Also !lran's Oscillating Movement for Gang and 4 7 Saws. , • Na Pa., Aug. 7,1887, lyA - , -L- - Bounty and Pension Agency. also received (lefinite instructions I a regnrd to the extra bounty allowed by the act approved r ' , lite,and barin g on hand a large 211144 of all ts tianks,T um prepared to proaecute all pen -404 bounty Claims which may be placed to my Pe rsonativin g t a distance can ctommunicato , I „ 111 ,a ndlette lb el r: communications wilt be ~ lava - Died '"oorotober 24,1866. MI. U. SMITH. .0. L. 'WILCOX, ' "ill DRY GOODS of an kinds, IlaraWare . tli Tinkee Notions. Our assortment Is large I ..4alaioes low. Storo in Tnion Block. Call, zentle man.--rnay 20 180.3-.17. MEI ELOZM .C.I.TV ',-Itiiiit, -BINDEIit ,; 1 ..i. , : ..,,. ..-:-:. A N D :` -:' • • Ur. 7. - .I BLANK_ BOOK,' 11AllUFACtiO . , i,", ~ .- :, .! •, -. B43aletiinz strot,- -'-,'-,:,,,_- -..,,. ~:4 (g..0,1 , 1i0V-,TEIW ,81.0 BOOZ, :Y.O- F 4008,1 ,„ GooD i. 9 THE BEST, bAE . AP' As TAE 0.11.110.B:Sn'-; _____— -,.-;::.? ~;..:•:-,7 -._ .ri , -, -:. • ~--: : =BLANK--BOOKS .- , i ,:':. . ;0( iiyaii dosoription,, in all 41;4 of Binding v and ris,lotiv, for quality of Stock, as pity„,BildOry, in the State., Volumes of overy : . - , deseriplion , Eound'in the best manner and in „anyotyle - nr. dored: - . ' i4L KINDS.OF GILT-',WORK,-,- Executed in the best manner. ',Old liehltEroi ill tic., nl and made good as now. i' : . . ;,"',..; ~ . ASAI22EI II makmataar , ~..,.......1.„ COMPLETE YOUR SETS! 4,,1, • - • I ant propared to furpiah back nuraimitii orall Ravine's or litagaslues published In tbe,Unget State** Gre4 - Aritaini at a low ptlce. lea, BLANK BOOK 4 OTHER: PAPER;. , % Ofali-stz' es and'qualftins, on band, ruled,q•plain. - ; : - BILL HEAD PAPER, Of any quality or slte,iort band and•out up ready'', for:prin;iug. Also, BILL PAPER, and 6 9ABD BOARD of, all. colors, and suality,' in boavia or cut to - any size, _t - • : Piip, Letter, Note :Paper, Envelopes I am sole agent forte Prof. SHEPARD'S" NON.CORROSIVE-STEEI, • PENS, OF YADIOLIS azzEy, yon.Lenias • AND atiNtDEIiENI. ..:; Which I will warrant eqnal to Gold Pens. The be in use and no mistake. The above stock I will sell at the Lowest Rates at all times, at a small: advance, priais, and in eitialotitiei suit«PiarCliaArei All work and - stock warranted as rt.preserkted. Frespectfully solicit a share of public patron• age. Orders by mail promptly attended to.— Address, LOUIS KIES, • Advertiser Building, Sept. 28, 1867.-Iy. Elniira, N. Y JOHN., SUHR, `.,, W OUL . Vapnounce to the citizens of Wellsbo ro and dorroandin g country, that be ha:- ope n ed a shop on the corner of Water and Craf. ton streets, for the purpose of manufacturi ao a ll kinds of • • • • , CABINET FURNITURE, REPAIRING AND TURNING, DONE to order, - 0411'1*S of till kinds furnish° 1 ',;'n abort notice. All work done promptly and war ranted. Wellsboro, June 27, 1866. UNION HOTEL. • MINER, WATKINS, PROPRIETOR. IfAVING fitted up a new hotel building on the site of the old Union Hotel, lately destroyed by lltq. Lam now ready 'le ieetive and entertain gnats, 'I In _Union Hotel Ives intended for a Temperance Howie, and the Proprietor believes It can be sustained AritliGtlt grog. An attentive hostler in attendance. - • II °Usher°, Juno - TAILOR AND CUTTER, has opened a on Craton street, rear of Soars ~tDerby's t : ltne ,shop,'wkerole:is prepared to manUfa'eture.glir • taunts to order in the most substantial manner, and with' dipateh. Particular attention ie.id to Cutting and Fitting. March 26, HAMITAi* - r On strictly Toroporance•princfrples, Morris Roil, - , Pa. I. 0. BAILEY, Proptiotor. Ilpfacs 1111,c1 - ,_Pa., tblet,—March 3, 13f13.- 2 -%17,q) • • - "•KIISII3A_LL; $l - ,- • GROCERY AND REOTAIIRANT, 'One dour above the Meat Market, WELLSBORO, PENNYA, - ESPECTPULLY the,tadini R public that'll° has' si desirable stocb:or Gro ceries, comprising, Teas,Coffees, Spices, Sugars, Molasses, Syrups, and al that constitutes,a first class stock. Oysters in every style at all boa sonable hours. Wellsboro, Jan. T ; l 867 -tf. ..laicacrtqat ,lESSAxioorat r , Brent Ezeitementf - JobWien impeached, nud Ene bfee's Ilooots and Shoes triumphant! The subscriber } would say to the people of Westfield and vicinity that he is•ma nufacturing a l'atent Root which he believes to possess the following advantage over all, othets; let, there Is no crimpltig; 2d, he aavdits they break to the feet; 3d, to ripping. In short, they two just "the thing for everybody. Samples on band and orders solfcits& Sole right- or Westfield township and Bore' secured. lie has also just received a splendid, set el bannerol patterns * West. styles. COMe on4:'coinijnil I We are bound tqsdllNlicklip for eaMi eVceady:PaV. Shits one door south of Sanders fi Oolegrove. West ffrld Bore', rob. 13 1858. J. It. 011111121.1. J. JOHNSON - - - C. H. GOLDSATITH, riopriofor.--- Having lons. ad this popular Hotel, th64,l'ofikietor reNpect . fully solioits a fair share of patronage. Every attention given to guests. The best header in the county always in uttendo rice; ; •'• April 2c), H3133.— , 1y.' 1 , • . - • TIOGA GALLERY' OF ART. Iwould respectfully i at the citizens of Ti. oga and vicinity, that I a wilt a new PLIOT9I.I GALLERY In the Borough of Tiognp-and having a good Photographic Art4t in ray, eta - ploy, .I.iini - nolt prepared to furnish all kinds of. Pictures - 11164i to the Photographic Art. Also having in my employ a number of first class Painters, I _um prepared to answerall calls for house,. ign,,c/tr• tinge, • ornamental and '060'1434 'painting. Ad dress , A. B. MEADE. .A14.3;13, 1868—titn. Tioga, Pa. THE PLACE TO BUY bRISCS, AT the Lawrenceville Drug Store, where you will firid every thing properly ifeliinging to the Drug Trade . CHEAP, CHEAPER, CHEAPEST, and of the beat quality for Cash. Also, Paints, Oils, Varnishes, Lanaps,, l ,Rancy Strings, Fishinetaelcle,•:lVihaiiti Cash paid for Flnx Seed. C. P. LEONARD. Lawrenceville, May 8,1867; • • Glen's Falls Insurance CompajlY GLEN'A FALLS, N. Y. • Capital and Surplus $373,637,66. FARM RISKS, only, taken. . . No Premium Notes required. It is LLBERAL. It pays damages by J4glit ning, whether Fire onsnes•er.tiot.-,-- • • , It pays.,for live stock killed by Lightning, in barni or in the sold. Its retie are liNrcr than other' Companies o equal responsibility. I. C—PRICE, Agent, FarmingtonContra,,Tinga ;Co. Pa. May 2 4 b 1867—lye, • . T. W. RITTER DNALerts IY 'IRON,I'S_TEOi STO VES, TIN! )W R , !WILTING, SAWS, Carriage• and latarnosi 4 kriniamig4 „ . .lIARNESSES; Sc C 43 rni9g , ,N, ,Y„ 100.24 y •‘; „ , HOI6E GRAIN ,-.B ? 1,1113 C vhoap) at WRIGHT 14 DA ILIA'S/ irollaboto, Juno 5,186 T. ' • - - . . . C.A .:411,14BouNDI,Eiltt ti ) rino 0 7jr b , ii t ‘ . c:ii i ' • VOL. XV. StAT.!ONERV, NM JOHN ETNER, WELLSBORO HOTEL I==i WALKER & idiTunor, WATER LIM E, t il‘ . • -,, ..• : •.:1_1",, , :,,---:::;.,..-: -.--,..:, '''. • ''' ~.,-,t i ce d , •.',,, Al . , 2 ) . ..zYypt.01.., 1 ''' ' . _ t- : ,- ,,, 1f ,- .'"V'' . • ,* J ... " •f, - ;:;1140 ?'z • '4.1074 , 110r0.1 : :ak At; Ni 10;11“1,r, f7;ii;;:.lFr, r • ,:" (6;11 ME II ttl "f`Rdllii'e'EP RTC) iti4A „ FicCFM ORRAIANT;in 110()R4ND'S t ERMAN-BITTER k : •,. ardlfirtt, iiOOFLANigg t,Viiii4Att 7 tONl PREPA Rt JD BY Is 16 " e ; li t . ,greg . tejt knoavis,vsnedies for F.,;!, . ,„ - , • "•• - • Diseases oP -19 igatiputtlit l f t ak t a ut) ;. , 1.).1.il ..and all Dlsealielifiirildirik l i f ithin' a Die ordered Iplyeir f flitOreLachs t lArr-5.t.744r2Nr, 1 fe ZITS- 'moon. 1.../C5 . Read the fattaithiiig synkiemnr;Land tfe iOulirtil 'dr=o. offiscled Ali .011 them: goi4 way re.stm , Mae disc s& 7sa, commenced gliszek on Pies! t mole ittiportant °mails of: your body,.ml ttylps'pon „ checked Vieate of ikrlverfativmed&l,A. *aware: - soon laminating -fa death, tap 114 the ',vital.' .1 -" , • 1- 1 , :1 Ptthiess isladdtcith&Janted,'Atffdlty , or,- thapatolnarthi Asiattsea; -;Heart , -. Parng4gaaatforgm. .): or wOjg.At in 411.9,41tsmapkt.1 - ,.. Bear Brtietationti; Sink=' -vying Phitterlneat the Pit Df tha Stonskoh,'• the. -Hopi iTflarried :Dii cult BreathinghAtterir at -:,thg ,Igearthef.;-c Olitilting' or is csSaltin awl - 420u whs% tiDyftigreSituAlo.D mteessolVlsion, ;I Dots or "Virelis beforia the 8i ht,"" ,rtalli rain. ialthe ateaMi Den dopey of Perspirationerel=;, - .1 lowness of the, Bkinond Dyes; - Fara - - an 'the • Back; 4:74134t;143g1e, tict-ilO den Flushes or isterti zlg theFlealb - iConstant - Imaginings.' of: *vils And .ur.eat. Depression '.of - Alt these indicate disease of the Liatf or DiOritit;i' • organs, comhinedyritAipapure Wood. tierT.6l-1s„ - QatiflaO's It entirely vegetable,unaeonialsisUci , '' 4 liquor. It is a eompouna of 'tracts. The Roots, Flerbs,sand Itstrktri . ' from which,,these:vxtrtidts• 'Orel made are, gathered in, .Gdeniany." Alf the' nacatchial virtues are:extractid from thellii.by a scientific chemist.. 'These extracts are then forwarded to this country to be used expressly for the . ..imanufacture of theso.llifters. There :lilt no alcoholic substance of any ht„ iisetl compounding the .41itte hence iris the only that be used Intaseswhere aloolaolto stkpin r nlalats are not advisable.. • is a combination of. an the ingredients of the Bitters, watt Kam Santa giros Rum, Orange, etc. Ris used for, the same. diseaSeteenc the Bittern, in oasis Where some pure alcoholic stimulus is r. , quirea. You will bear in mind that these remedies are entirely ditrarait from any others advertiseCfor the cure of the &trews named, these Wing scientific preparations of mediFittat, extracts, while the 'others' are mere ilecoctiomi renn insome form. The TONIC is decidedly one of the most pleasant and agreeable remedies ever otlerni to the public. its taste is exquisite: it is aptiasure to take it, while its life-giving, exhilarating, and medicinal qualities hare caused it to be known as the greatest of y . , - ''CONSUM,PIIO . O' .. • Thetistinds of cases, wheat. the pal..•,- tien't supposed he Was afflicted with this terrible&iseaile,haVe been Cured"' •,t „by the use of these remedies. Extreme '' • -' emaciation, debility, and cough are the usual attendants upon severe ' cases of 4,yspepsierdisease digestive ';orgix,n, s. 110 ten ttet a keirlfilt Incge jlAinsq nairtlapPtheili eremite d , ivt4ll be Ihnii& of the greatest benefit, strengthening and invigorating. _ • 4 , iher2•.iA tojifoojlanet9LlZe-rxmao , liith'es or : Tqailo , ,in4 of ,Debilityli They ifayfart a' toq fl'ave to _the 6,1401 e. oyster'', fterengUien;the,!ap-. , emu, enlop»int of the loosl.,enalil,e - ,"• sh,thorh to dipett p u rify (1M blood, give •i• flood, &mud, healthy ft/nip/exit - lu, eradicate the yellow tinge from the eye. I soya)ky Own' to the elaeks,ana-fhayge, the ,rarirn( from tt entapialidi ftcap, a)4 :a-Teener iiikairk tel Altrirter simterattd'iiol-" perviol. Weak and . i)etic,aWChiltfrOil„ . , are 4,t t ;isl4,cy*, or ire lti"plirolly' Med ie Wes. adtirdillat evq,d with perfect surety_ to it eldhl.tliree' months old, the most dellenf 4` female, or n! man of ninety. Thrte Reniedies.are • I,llood - ever known, and , will d Gad Wood. wt cure rfsHiting d5:074 _. (e .Keep your blood pure; keep your Liar in order; : 6; .0 f pun? . • digestive organs in a sound, healthy con .. I , , ,,er t, a bgN o ts a e . f?f , ,fliesr rerfties„sind no tyvalo Ladles who wish, n,foir.akin oAtd, good ,onlifygisi4iii, ereje.truni.lityelio*.3 sh tinge sundial' other dhnignrement, should usethese remedies occasion ally. The LI y . er perr,e,ot orde_riAndi the 'result. in pnrit 7 , l i ng eyes and blooming eiti4k9. MI • • Itanjtarals Oerman - Remedies are countenfeila The genuine hare the sign«ture of sa 2U JaCkinii on the frontal' the outside wrapper qf earh bottle; Una the name of the arkidp (gown in each t!,aftle. otlierS are enanterfeii; v=•,-n+--F{ :r• , rbensands of letters have been re ceived, testifying to the vlrtne Of these remedies. Chief Justice nr the StiproanoC : oul'pf Petipsyjiyinh., Ifnd "ifootta»d's German Bitters" is not an intox icating beverage, but is a goad : ionic, rueful - ftt ritsor- dens of the difot,fre;nrga n f, lOW of grog hnvto cages of deldltlY and 1/ 4 / 7 t of toltous action 'in le system.' Yours truly, CEO. W. 1r,00D1F.,44 4 /).. ~ : r .., , . ~/.... ,( L FROM HON. J'Ali: ' S 'filONli'SON, Juttgo of the Siiplemo Courier ?enneyirank. .PhoLADELPUT4i ' Aiiill2intili 1866. ''. i X consider "Hoollnuals Givrinan UK.. -' iters” ' a rozordbr.oledifroO In egkao:iir AX-C , " tacks! of lOdtgist tOli. of nyspopsta. 1 P can C , irtify• this from my, c*pericnce ofit. Yours, Ivitli irestpect; JAXEIS rAPHOPIPSON. i 4 P.l . Protti J!.1.3!, H D. 11; • ilaptist-Ohnrch, Philadelphia. , Da. JAcKleTitr! ?fp, :4,f hate bren . .fresB74ifiye; , ••• oacstea to coitne surme Tait& ilconifnenactionafif , Weever:O.-Inds-. medicines, but regarding the practice • tts oFtt offnly appropriate ap . here, 1 have in all cases de , chikti; but vvith f es elear'proof in various 'lW:fah - cos. and pertictaiirly in my ozon family, of the otefulnets of Dr. lloofiaturs Girman Bitteks, I departfor once from my mutat coirrsß, to rapress my full emtrictfon 'that for general ti obility of the syeteni, and especially Tor Liver Complaldt, It is a safe find valuable preparation. In teem eattti it IlleYfag. ;.bt4 onbt itot,# loati be rcry benclicial hoe e,10441 .:zot frstos thu'abovet . eau*e., • routs;mery respect re, J. 11. K NNA RD, • Eighth, below Coates St. _Price of the Bitters,. $l.OO per bottle ; a Ora half dozen for $5.00. * Price of thosl.so per bottle; , „ • .oc, a halt dozen for s ts.o. . • The Tonto Is put up hi quort bottles, - R.eac://tat . tliat it is Dr. Hoof/antra Ceram RErnnliei that art so 'universally :4y and so highly recommend Wid do not' allmo: the Druggist- to indtthe'goti'li. - take any thing else that he nay say is just as goest,be• cause he makes Ata.ra4r. fit. on it__ Iluo. Homedies -- wilt Le se* espress to d y locality upcasstmlfcatiol • to The' !' PII.IINOTP.A.i AT THE...py.Rm4N, a r N02.4581,489H HT/ O.IIAB. lir These Et r eistidlis Druggistit, Storek , P e , a ./ 4192 r- 4 ric not forget to examine 4icZer to act the gmrsitte.- 1 ' The above Itometbes II Btorebetipery sli d Mcdi IhrOagliout tho Vplto(t Alllerigfe 44d the West f ' ' ' •A.'' ,, i '',' '''';' - ' - ' , •- , ' 4 ..1i:( -1 - 7-::f.itt,..i, ,;, , ....;;-„a - , , , , ,b,;..f..a.c.,..4, , ,ft5.,i," - ,....,,• ; •; ......, • .v, , , ,',-,, „3.41"..; ; ; • '. .i . ' '. -. : ~.-..; .....--wh• - 1. -, 1 : ‘ , .71 • - i4 ... ~. ' ' - , . ,-,„.. - •....,. ....., 1 . /.7 .440 .ft..../ • ^ .1. i2..' " ' 7. , , i - , 4 .,.." - iill.' -- , ''',: - 7' ."'-: ' -, - '' ( . .., 1 % --, 'I t 41 1' 4 !VIA . I ..P' * ZL. \....,,. s ~, ' :- 'fi7!.,l `,,:1f,:. 1 !.;4. • i :-,. . ;2 t • _1- r .6: 1 I , '''''', lllBll 4 lir ' . 1.to.3:1;:1-4.,.... , _ A " '-,\,._,___-.- , • 41 1 _ L . ( ~,, ~ 1 ,„ : . --....;.. . iy ,,,, , , 4.1 ww•••••=••••=m•malas 4 • P‘e • - • • v.s , ; • „- - i. - 1 1111.06,11.131.4 ;'ol 7 ' I. Yr( J (. , -• EMI GEMS „ : 1k iJoellanb's dirman conic . TEE C'OIvIPLEZTON. • i ; IpATI TAE 4,EC1(1142dE1404T10N8, - .' i. E ' 11.031 HON. 0 t'.o. W. WOODWARD, TiftlitnEuqui t - ilmtcri i6ib,-1861 t. OFFICE, ImED/CINE : STOREF gioprAcitor,.. pl•) BON .4i ronaPTVil*E:IAO] :aril: l iar sale by 6 ours, athiollipdl-• l u T l , l ,i h 'P r PM, l , l° l4 ,l 'N/PR'; i. 1!1111111 MEE MEE ~ t CHM l o foy sale by Druggists, ino dealors;,evory‘thdre (- • tatos,, Oanadas, die*.--Mar. 11, )681-Iyl 6 -- ; ,: fo , : 1 -•t6 7 /..' ' '''..'fr'f - ' 1 !" ,-1- • , : - •: ,11 : • • IVELLSBOII,O' . 1,:- t _ =I ZEI 11111 E „ . • i=unir•arttEs , 'o'nEtt.t,Y. Coma 'glasses; Arid atttnd trp'lli ' On-a Prestdentlardrinking':' . We aro , going fer 'to to ;.%• ' •z. ?Let us have no mon:, ditodAsions here-4= %ti 2 At least, op more to•might-4- !I 7••5.. ' 4hilefor Presjdout Grcint 'No mho -I 'l= Kor_Pyistilentil/lysses , • • 4;it,Oier,y botbrikht— of"; aY,• he the noun t'ry hag-gavot"; ..! And Godaleforid ' • ' 1 • , • --r In the worldlo-Ilay iioPro'ude'r'nenic; ;• rsAorno oti breeze 1 ' ''” 'And with Grant.t'e 44teor't' ' fib'ship'Of - State, , ' Our, flag.shalE, rttle iit a' semi ; • *`' ' ' tiNo " Dominion" shall ho North of' us,, ; And South ni l : do irrif Onr Stars and Stripes'in-the' Canada's, ' ' And likeidsotfeitioa tr. n • • ' 'few tvidineare to fight - -L-='' • ' May ho rule tile' country ho has sai.ed," And God - defekid the right). • 'l. J - , are ehopis Meant=', For next President nominate Our earn,ttlyise4 Gripil!" 4.nsi if asked, what State "hO'hnifs ‘fralO, This Our , soleieliiy shall' lie; ' , • "From near AppoinattO•k• t With its fatootis l { ''" • ' For 'twas there to'atir -I)lyages • That Lee gads Now, bci,*a • •",, To - Grant fur President, „ `` And .00E1 deferid•tivii'-right{" • Iltigrell4llolll-- - gtildiillj:•... _—___-__. -..--.:‘:::.:-.‘..-.. .: - .. i..-•._:'.._._,.:;,___,..... , • . .. , . iiii "ilil id' ' ) • i GETTING oat , .. , 0 Soule° fourteen s' , e'ara - • r - Wanted 46, marry.'' rdid 'dot - tare:lnt a' hit of PliAk, and. White ''flesli; , Os '',ipost s• f0e15..d0,,, W,O si, .; . tild rather have ; MY rifle•thap • any bride underthestin ;:, but I wantel Ad marry. I was going ' out. to New . ' ,Zettland, anti wished to take one wi h ME? who wodd- lq,9l::•After, my, hou ~ -• Who would chi& my 'meals and, talk o a fellow when Smoking . his 'pipe t 1 night, and' mend .his• bags , when . -th ' are torn: -• Now, I ain'as' bad a, hand the (late) Bishop of New . Zealated' liii ' ,Self inpatehing my' breeks, but former w I Onoti" { We11',..1, sa,W clearly that 'on e cntild &alit - 101410r me ban, wi ', SO I determined-to marry. I said not - ing to any One about. the matter-7114; because Ihnew that I should get •roasted on thosdbject, of thehare_pos '- "bility .of iny.heing;lp. loye, that; my 1 b, svouldilic , niade- - ilifserable ;' second ,- _because nay time Wfhort, and I ss a.: - determined toodkaThnick work,,'a d, choose for myself,_ instead of, letti g others make timitill lif-the business'' r' i me. pri.torning the Matter over in y mind; the-only twoiladleslcouldithi k 6f who-would suitiny hook were Fan Y . - fl'il4patrick; a, jolly,- young ';', ANe wont , flose - father Was alciad of Irish squi ,' and Margaret Leslip,'-the fast -laugh or f a-fast Devonshire parson. _ Thee,: sz, 'Oll was, which should I' prpose to' I rst. Margaret' ad. ..the .beSt 'vent n -1 orseback, and . svonld- ; make -, the. at , ettlerS - : Wilee,' - ils -far, icke , hard out ,d or . hfe,, -horse . ; jeidelitng„ horse-breaki g-.. ,kc,,i were. eencerned i • -but'then, :soul." bpw : ,,,rany n , seemed tothaYe morb;. 140-`,. L inhere. ---- turratrtivit , 'fir -nothing ',out doors, 'Up-stairs,. down'' stairs, ' with friendsrwith strangers;: she . Was able t 4, do-everything simply, Ibelleve;becanse she had pincli`togo at,eVerYtbing. . TIM e-'sdas getting 'Oh „however, and I could not make _up_ .my...mind-whieh wouldliat."'Me best,,Panitypi Margaret; ,Atilasts'r. easily, Obliged to decide, but "could not, easily, so I tossed up a 0)11, ling—heads, Margaret; tails, -Fanny.- Thehob came, down tails, so it was a ease erlAsuny. What I wkite • to, her exastly,r. forget ; bu t.l. was to' the Tulin t;-,H; 'namely i_that I had zso ' much • mohey.; .yviiS'going-to - New - Zealand ; . wanted a "%Ore,: and WOUld'takeher.if, She ;would 'haViine. . X. added, that to. save heir the I'boi bother,' of 'writing a '.refuSitl,, I -Should conclude': ;14 did not hear, in a -fort night, that-she:did ,not ,mean to accept my offer: b Well; 'lay- after' day 'passed on, and ',heard ,nothing 'I- suppose lino:4, 'persons would thinks that 'I. was' on the tender-hooks' of exPectatiOn , and all that kind of boshL-Pot a bit alt.: ' I did not care much—if Fanny - not: Win' tit - my t fty, - I sy - bil X Id throw forar garet ;.bliit_if•4 -, •Cinild =not hook and ,land either, wliy, -after:all,' I: conic!, ' I supposed,:ilet anold.cook' in .Auliland, who would;lbr a tline,"de Tor. nie. , • . At itistlbe- feurteen' da't'ahad elapSed.' ..t.waite . d oi',e' More, day to: matte, sure: 'No tinsWer:''' Solt 0143 dear thatXanny would hothaveMO. ~Well, then; I pro ceeded to 'try and lasso the • other. - , filly. 'I thought of applying to-the parson to, write the second letterfor- me to Mar..' garet, !because - ail -that ~ kind or thing and gammon -was in his-line. '.llutthen I thought that; either :.Margiiret 'Would smell a-rat,,or that peibtips'ihe, parson; ,who Was UnMarried'Avolild pot: .tier for .hirriself.: I Wrote mySel,f to. Margaret pretty Much the; anie kind-.of, epistle :assent tO, Fanny ; .but I , left out the . "fortnight part of the business. r. , A fete days afterward, -I, received' two letters by,posti one of which' I thefight looked like a dun; the other was from' Margaret, full of- what people woUld• call gnshing, sentimentality. She, ac cepted Me. - I was 'at 'length 'lier own darling; could I everlusd bebu so silly as to doubt it? Papa and mamma were delighted and she was distracted - with 'happiness, or some Such thought, at being able at, length tosign - herself: my dear Margaret.' leld tliaticsb,WAS settled ; I was toarry'`Margaret . : . Correspon-, :depce waslieveiqnuehinMy, line. -In' two inclutbil,W'ali to'liail; so I made up quy vdnd at'Oned-firge flow.n to Devon iihlfre;--and settle everything viva vocel , —I rang the:bell for my servant, or dered my portmanteau to be got ready and preparations, for. my journey, then carelessly, lir I oice .tide envelope of my second: letter: _.lt had. been -,misdi rected andhlid traYeletlhalfevet Eng .:Mild, arid:WaS,Oovered,With very; many . ~ - p estaiarks,' .It ~ w as -dated Bath, 'and began ..." Isly;dearest Dick." Ilooked at the envelope closely; instead Of ' "Glok' ver, Moored: Co., to whom I' knew I owed a bill„ ,I found printed on the seal, "I love you more and more," with a heartofisornething- in the . middle. I: rinano i t much of a coward; but I bu'rst i .inta a cold prespiration as . l -read Some -I...thiligibi this 'effect : ' "My dearest - Dick 'AVeleft , home before the arrival ,of yeurdear letter; whielti 0411 forever, :treed,lnd liivik, been "traveling in eess: initly, so that it was iiot, till" last night that Itrecelved:your, , ',o.ffer. „I- at ,once. :referred matter to my.,dellsr. papa . ; r_ gained his consent; and now let me tell I Yanthatyonhave made ;me the hap pleat of women. :1 do , not believe%that ''xiby girl in Ireland can be happier than ,1 aril." 'And then slie,Went op wilting' I Abl& the oakbrid i's(Y. united in ' a ~tbr',eign ',eign land. 'and hitivilielogether the ,'storms of adyersity, _saying she would 10114: tp nio forevr f , p 4 4 1, wincling: , :up' *with t. "i"Always tiny:' dearest darling Diet: i t 'your ~ - ' . t niiSt ' fobd.l4,affeetionisto; Fanny:" NO s Sr;ollthis was • pleasant; I was engaged ~to t wo' WoMen,': It, will ipadijy : be perceived. 'that I was 1 n _ii fix, and how. to ,: get ' out': or . it , was the. 'question. I could net, tiee• Iny - 'wotodeingit , ereditab 4' l 'T 'Gut I , de* .termiAeli:ol* I would not be a blank-' =I ... , ~. ME J, ,; ac =M;E= MEM EfE1111291112 4- 1 • - • i ' ' ;!..:,;,,,...,,,,41-,70,-, „,,,,,; ;0 2J,, , ,,,,,,_:1:y......`r w -,71 . .,, , . , ~.;,:-,: - --,:y: - ~ •N ~ 1,11.);;- ' -; i • .... 4 ~. .; 1) 1 1 :::,, .. ,f ; ;._.# I ' ',-..; ";,,,,„- , ..-;-, , ie. ,-. e - : l •-' ,•) 4 , 4” 61.• , ' 1 11 -' : ' • t` .'" ii. 111 i t. ~io. !,.;:',l c o. 1 ' '... -..,-.1.;,. , , 1 / 4 _., - i ... (,; t.., , ~.--• ~. , ..,, ! . . . , ) ,..... , ..1.“:4,, .. . ...k: its, - :,Q.,-:: - -- . •- - 1 -- ..... , ` ; ; ', ::.• ; ';' ~ —.103 . ',. : - --- ~. , -*-.. , - . ' ME ..),:: : ., - ;.: , ,f , ,,.f.,:i ,„._ ',7i , cs,:r ME ~. . ':x~i:ii: •S:i A Sabiork-Fbie,CFRANT - _t„ •' • • •.• • - • ' •'•• • • ' ; "` • ' , •.• ;• 1 „ :01r. yk• A • .0••, ILL 2,9• 1868:4, - nar& illa'rry two women Icould. nat., Prefer oneof the - iiihoeent tlittle aears tOthe Other, I 'also Coilidnoti`-' I wished both-the ellectionato,lovitig lambkins, at Jericho, hit I_ could, , not chOtYtelfanO bcfere the other, nat. •eould.:l War the idea of q . .tossing no* 'that; I had heoked ;both of thern— , or, -1100,7 . ‘L should say they had, both hooked :/re#, Then, „again, ugly, iderei of irate fathers" gunpowder,?' horse-whipping • bilithei\S loomcd!up.in-the distance. , :; earth could 1,4- done ;‘, At - L one, ,time ,I thought'ofiailing straight off, tO-11CIY I Zeeland , :prernaturelY ; and re mem bored All at home; the tariiii3ll the faMilY , ,riarae, and,-,the anathemas that'Would be launched s .at time aerosa the Water by t1i041.. .. Well;, , r made-Upluy mind to gathroughltk to see every one, and explainthe matter hilly. Surely, thbught.. I, they must see that it was a mistake, and will make allOWimees feir Whet' alloWanees, they , rutide,;you'sliall hear. -' 41404 three o i eleek. thr next -nacirti. - ing, rknockedatrn.certdmreetory im ot: many 'allies from EXeter, the residence of the ' Mey. -Henry Mtirtlak The-footman answered: the t doer , rand. l'ayny ; inquiring if his master, was: at' tune, showed me into the dining-ro,orp hioit was•emptv The *retell knew die, well enough—Probably kneiv 'What liveB 4l Pr, and certainly,.was aethignnder , prddni,• 'ln a few• 'minutes, , lgiss Mar- : ,+garet canie in 'with a-fi,lieerilsh:smile, tandi having • shaken hands, began im l iher demure way to shoW signs that !she expected- soniethibg ~. more—expected me to kiss her, of pawher do some-. thing of that hind ;, (ea me 'dearest Dick,; eobed about her happiness ; dently'wanted but thafamtest., sign to• fallnpohnly' neck arid kiss me. I backed round the,room,• l she 'followed; I with my hands behind. She, looked as if she Would like' tii" stretch out her hands toward' Hewever,• this Ivpuld never do. At last I brought hp,suiltienly on the,rug., She ,subsidcfl into "a kind of hang-dOg pOsition, head, down;fOrepaws trembling. , ")Ahein • Miss-Leslie" said I. 1 1Alisal.;eslie ;" Dtck, .dear Dick, what am Yew about ?"- TkeVy, you see,, Miss Lesfie,sthe fact • "Miss Leslie! Dick , the fact Why, what?" she gasped.. , 'I then buret into -an explanation. .What I Baia , I ,know -not :- the next thing I recollect was that she lay on ,the rug shrieking. I rang the bell hard twleo 4' In rushed the • servants,' papa, ,and mamma.:., < • =I I r. I ~ = ~.~. , "Oh, the wretch howiedliargarbt ; "he has married another,Then, Wig fainted' again. 'Water:dashed in her fne only caused her: •to' shriek ' office niore;, ,‘Ritpa k • mamma, he is going , to 'bEing. his wife Jere ; he has got her to ball!tne Oh-o-o-o!" Things were rit"a pretty' pass; "Per hapb,P said‘l: to the father; ~ " Yett. ' will let me,ace you in another room; ,and I 'wilt explain all." ,- „ . , o ‘CertainlY, silyff l the , Matter 'ailinits Oof explanation.: Same*? added , he to tlikl footman "be,close in attendanceAti 1 - ,inhall. ..Now, Sir,!. turning to me, feozne Ulla pay.4' , .---.:-We4ratered the study. He heard me • ith conmessediips, and a face pale wit rage; even his rubicund , -nose - be came.white for the once. ~ Wherrt had' •rill , but,finished, lieburst out, : ."Bir,- you iblaeirar.: -Ni•or. - brute. _•..37nn. ,Itfitaffi,, you scoundrell ~- \ . - "Allow me to explain, air," said X. "you rascal, . you ,have tried to , ex -4 laid ri(oh. 'dog, you traducer .of my 1, ighter's innocence:'!, What on earth tneap t extictly I do not know.,; nor •obahly did ho in his rage. - -”You me here and steal my daughter's . ections ; I would horsewhip, you ,if a k , ifi - werenot-'for ray .cloth.. You. dared It thnd have outraged my feelings if I A not' been a clergyrrian. . Be oft, sir, Tsliall soon forget Myself, andswear. ) Off;'.l Say; or James. shall. kick you t !" Ile rang the bell for the footman. ':James, kick the resealout P' James stated. --, 1 - -•-• - Allow 'Me to explain Sir,"• • said -I. { James,-kiek him, kick him te' the itdoor, and down the •driVe." * ' ' • , was getting angry: • Jathes looked )oth• of us. • He did not know: 1 ilowl me,- , sir, ' to explain again. it you see that it is pry misfortune, my fault?" Weer. kick , him ; I will double yet • Wages ;,a, sovereign for everykick, c. ,yot give, the. raseiti , e and • he threw there er;feur sovereigns , on :the. table. Ja cs.elevated his foot at the - sight of gold. , and- advanced. • . , , . - . - "Sir,Jam." said -I ; ,"the victim of of eurtstances." - ~ • , - • . ;., I You and your eircu instances he—H- ;" an 'of last I heard as I belted \ ou of the , room from my exasperated No 1 father-in-law-that-Was-to-be, and. (rota 'hie - footman's - toe. The parson saidl all but made him swear. The factWashe had ' used very unclerical tangpage:', What ie meant byswearing, I 4akdly know, but this anguage i had. been mush Worse than I have repeated, Orip it robahly than 'he had • imagined. I ,b iged the hall-door after Me,, and . was so ion my read baCk to tawn. - Well, tho\lght - l i , -if that is 'the fuss' the Clerical genlieman - Makes ' about •a 'mistake; what on'earth will the Irish Squire say?, I w r e half inclined, on second thoughts, 'to arryll'anny'Fitzgerald ; but it then str ek me,. if • such a course' was not right before thad Seen Mr. LeSlie it could notbe right now; and besides, m worst enemy could never say that feardrOveme to'titke' any step I dit - 3- approved of: - However; thought I, the nott affair shall be differently Managed ; and Evill see papa first. • He will listen torea'Son, if lie ,hasn't got a daughter howling 411Lthe next room. , ' - , ' . - In three or four- days , l was at a Colin try inn I n, Ireland, awaiting-the arrival of my N 0.., 2 .father-in-law-that-was-to-7 be .to whom I had dispatched a -note. Vben he came,heembmcedme,• called , me his broth of a boy, his jewel, '•&e: I.frond out afterwards .that - he wits'`in• dept and wanted, through his daughter, .to get holdof,money: ' After , a. time, -I eotered him .and then-we got to :Work. "Sir," said lie, when I . had- finished, "by the L powers! you shall bear-of this again. ' will foight ; ,I Will kill you you'spalpeen." I am not a good - band - at Irish, so I will pass over his; exple-- tivea,,lnerelY adding, that Miele was, hoWlingWith rage,, had all ;'but , struck • me to compel metogiVe him satisfaetion, theilandlordeptered, people -Separated 'us,and'haWas taken away, declarlngl shabld hear from hirn again. .In an hour. 'Or WO, his' friend came wo, he was, 4 neither kneW'nOr cared, : 1 - .„ ~ „ . At daybreak , we. ; Paraded :4. twelve piece . froth each: - other. _paraded, second, was' a lawyer whom I _knew ,in the neighborhood, and, who came out 'to back me up,. for the _lrish pit. of . the thing. .;'Jtist 'as' lWas :going to bed the previous night; a hostler,' belonging, to the'inn, crime ; into ,my „room with .a • bow and a scrape, and gave, mea .tiote•:, ,-"From the youpg 40,y ; sir."., !Thought lessly,l tore it open ;, read it, although it began, :",My, deareat:Vre," and then looked at the address., - It ,was, not di.? ;coed to rise. ;, '.' - ', -',,. , . . --. -When Mr.; .titzgerald and , I stood opposite each .otheri lio fired, and. the -ball seemed to pass near me. , I fired in the ' ,I thought he- would then be' Satisfied ;,b,pt I knew little of an Irish; 'dnel. -01.1 r. seconds decided -that-under the-eireurnstanees.there must be-;bloodi Oi'at any rate three shots. - Mr. Fitzger Do no r: ~- ~~ ~' hK ~ i~_,ya,y"F,w;:r.w..;~u ._C, .':~_ ~~~e t':~ k l~~s',';i~ . ~_ ., T~ .+art } n,i'ri.'d~:c~r±.'^'' _ '.~;- h _ _ =ME litill MIME MM BEIN Ma -~;~., 1; ~lr, 44113, ;: the ball Went :through 11 :. 14 3 93 Rt , I then, Pegiirdiess o fceremon y s . • 'alllv elt t,(to. Mitt g.iye the ~.,k.ltead;tbets ! ' ' , whispered ;.'! aet HOtili at once, if-you like, or else l' will. f retu.rn to my place, end 'pre, with sure aiiii.n9.'"Be read the' nate, - turned Pales l'Said that .I.le- wapj-quite7 satisfied; • and' '7 1 :0 61 ;0: 0 4 , 0.4 e note Was tromp d ankh to rpm' ay 'Entaftlanced brideiWeadated ' prior • to ) my4irst'interview - svith her'father, and , ,was addressed ; .to .some. Irish pauper s : 1,,,Wh0 pretending to ,be .rich s • liucl wc,ak liefbelealledatfeetlons:' was, more "o'ver,sto the 'effeeti•thatcsbangreedte tier darling,;lered'a, ,Proposal; :would , Meet him at his ppstebaise at 5.30, A. at., at a - eertain was about 5 5:515 'Wheirher , father - fired hideond througlirny. hat. '--I lef g-a tirebuid as scion: ae.„. •., . lAie, keEl &MVO 41* Of the tWo,girls, li afterWardelitiird Were thestanny 'Safe off with herlover'Pred. Margaret;' 1111 month's, ,time, 4a:tarried Rev: , •: 'r sthith. All d parties, .for ,Rivlistaltes;'l,oo; matters quiet; and , ‘he 'first lhey agaltri i hear of Ithe sub -feet' s as far 01 am etmeernedi! will - -be: ,through, the pages.of ba't' been short at 'my Maoris, struck itt alkirenken''roW - by "Settlers, 'have -tharkmlierer was knocked over • by - a farions.bull s . •but neverwas in ,a, ,greater, fix than with those tWo girls. Do you, wonder that I tun a i i chelor? , • Matters Ma Girls are tomethites-sharp in tirging, menito ask the questions "which by etl -4uette. they • are not allowed to ask Aiemselves., , `vaidly trying:to' explain some selentitio.• theory An 'fair inamorato said . : , ' • "The question is difileult, and I (10e ) .t .see ,itirhai, I can do to make it/ dear." "'Suppose you pop it," wl \ iispered•the' blushing damsel.: 1 , , . • `f Miss Brownc",,paid:a young felloW 'te4briOlc . brunette, "1 haVe - been. to learti tolell'forttities. ' Just let me have 4r.puritimil; if You pleade ' '• " 41 Mr, ;White,- bow stridden' you are! 'VV:ell„Cgo and ask - pa." 1' • : • That reminds us of 'if story'of Proles- • so - r l Wilson. 4 A „young man who had gained, i the :affections of his daughter,' waited upon ''' papa" , and stated his . '', case; 'Of which ProfeeSor bad a previous inkling.' • rßhe young gentlemen directed tcolesire the lady- to coma to her father, and doubtless her obe,diehte Was prompt l. , Professor Wilson,had'he-, fore him, in-revletv some *brk the fly-leaf•of which Was duly inscribed: " With the author's compliments.'.'— He tore this out, pinnedit to the daugh ter's' dress, solemnly Jed her' to her young lover, and went back' to his . 1 - Often limes a girl sa le s " no" to an offer, When it is' plain as the nose on /her face,'she means yes:" 'The best way. to . kAge.whetherlithe is in, earnest or,pot as to -look straight into, her..eyes 'and never Mind ' - her nose. • -There 'are some people that 'never p&p the question " . but once. - They are cautious; they love with their whole hearts before they ask that all important question', - and they never love again. Others go through.: life " popping" to : every girl theyare. for- Innate` enough ,to be introduced to, and, te. be treated . and' tare .4leVerairaviered, "'yes." He' 'thiit says eluntly,.." Will you marry me, l l". has mu* . in his soul; or is a widower 'courting a house or farm. " the-question" in Peru' is .very - romantic. , The suitor „appears on the appointed evening,, with a gaily dressed troubadour, under the balcony of his' beloved.' •The singer' 'stePs be fore the flower-bedecked ,window, and ings her .beauties in the name Fof her, over. 'Ere compares her•size,to that of a palm tree; - her lips"to•twd 'blushing rose-buds, and her womanly - form to that of a dove. With assumed,'harsh ness, the lady asks her lover : " Who"' are you, and 'what do you' want?",'. , . , He 'answers, with ardent confidence : " The dove I do adore ! ;The stars live in: the harmony "Of' love,. and 'wily Stionid we not, too, love each other?" Then the proud beauty gives herself away, she takes her flower wreath from, her, hair, and throWS it down to her leiier, promising to bO his forever..-:,' Some 'people consider these matters very pbilosophically, A love-smitten professor in one of our colleges, 'after conversing awhile with hisDuleinea on the interesting topic of, matrimony, 'concluded at last ..with a' declaration, and put the emphatic squestiOn'O-L -you have me?" • " I am sorry , to disappoint you," , rf.' - plied the lady, " and hope my refusal will not give pain,, but must answer, . . Well,- Well, that-Will do, Madam," said her philosophical lover ; " and now suppose we change the subject.T A:gentleman known by the -name of Dodd, who is a matter-of-fact business : Man, Who always gets goods at `the loW est cash price, began to get rather 'vancecl in years. Ho called on a lady friend, and inquired of her What., she thought about the 'adviStibility of his getting married. • "Oh Mr. Dodd, that is an ailair in which I am not greatly interested, and. ,I prefer to leave it to yourself." " says Dodd, " you- - are inter ,ested,;, and, my dear girl,:will yob mar ry me?" . „ , The yoang lady blushed, hesitated, and finally, as Dodd was very well to do,ln the world, she accepted' him.= Whereupon the matter of fact Dodd coolly responded : , • "Well, well, look ghout, and if I ‘doti't find-any body'thatiults me better than' y0,u,,..1211 come back." t, •;‘ But often conversations in reference te these matters partake more of acer bity. • •. • A Very diminutive• specimen of a man lately solicited the,hand of line bukitan young girl. • tio, 7 '. said the fair'" insulting lady ; '" I. can't think of , it for a • mo ni,erlt. . The fact is, John; you're nlittle toe" big fora cradle; and a . little too emtill to 6 to church with. A Connecticut paper -says : "A n amusing attempt of suicide was made near the poor-house on the banks of the Yantio, in Norwich,' on Monday, by' a man about • thirty years 'of ' age. ' The - man - would wade into. the Yantic up :to -his:knees. and hegira to stoopdown, 'when•his wife' would - plunge in and pull, him out, all' the ' while 'calling piteously , for , help. Then the. , two WoUld'stand on the river hawk awhile talkingtarnestly, when J ithe 'husband, heedless of the beseecliin s °this wife, iveuld:tear himself from br arms, and again plunge iutathe dark waters with Alio fury of a nittnitae, which would, however, be cooled off by the time he got' -in ' above 'hie knees. 0 The Wife Would again lead him out,and endeavor to orghade him to give up the ideal of suicide. After numerous attempts' the husband was finally prevailed upo 146 live a:little longer, and was last eon going home, with pio, faithful spou .e." At one of the hotels In the "city,, the landlord said to a'boarder: " Seo here, Mr. Baker, tne chambermaid found, a hair- - phi In your bed this morning."- 4 ' Well," replied John, "I found along hair 'in the butter this. morning, but it didn't prove there was a female in it." ; . f ~~ ex 4,; 0 MM6ZM Ell :~t t.! r. 1 ~ ^T As Imonial, *"4'lG-.4reiroder. - • , -; , • - - 21 - „ BM t -:_, '.i• ... , , I. - t .., , • ._- 1 \ 1, . . . .- :. ~,,. , ! "' . r i '_, ....,:: I ... { .0.2,... ? " BM . The; illoter•-•., m Duel Geor g ia, - • Pt• • . • s, - +; • Col: - Reniy.11 5 . 'Farrow, an attorney Of Atlanta; recently challenged Judge Hood; editor 'of the Borne (Ga.)'Com merciai, for terming him "cowardly and pusillaninams.". The ziudge rePlied to .the cartel,-saying tbrobjectionable epi ;Abet was .written- by - an , associate, who 10W - abpPtit from' ItOme;.:7 Col: Fat ,. *34= fiercely rejoined - that no matter who 'wrote The article, • the' chief editor was, responsible for ititand.the„Judge must, figh t 'or - retract: • The latter'grew nervousabout the Colonel's peremptory 'communications, ,and, ,published wbichtheColonel declared was Satisfactory. In the meantime, how lever, the associate editor and author ef, the) article; 'Mr.- At .and had re-' turned, and , totally disapproved his Senior's course. If thelatter wouldn't pea, he determineditoreopen the quer,. ref himself,: and he addressed :Colonel 'Farms; one. of the Most singular letters on record.' saylkin - this remarkable \- 1 .,:e 4 :the associate' r , - editop v , the' `anotre named -paper, sill only • reepoiret like'for - the, This pusillanimous, and :cowardly trittn,'` &c., and riot the j.idge, ,and ,to save my. life I can find no" con ceivable objection to the language, ,urt less :that; objection may "consist in ,its ithetorical Inaccuracy' - aud , _eowardly' .-. being rather 'synon- Ymous- terms,. You remarked that it had_ been- charged that cowardice and al mortal . fear of „hullete had',driven you to take refuge in the arms o f , the ,nitria'bitreau departinent. The 'Correct neas•of this charge you neither attempt ed'; to .• palliate itor .deßy s but - ' rather thtiiil4.htit an exeeltent piece of strategy Antlyour part, illustrating the case .with and 'anecdote; auct ending with' the - tri- limphant explanation, 'l'm damn that I am Pot...iksh Farrow.' ' The lan guage pf thp unfortunate editorial is 'tont the reflex of our own sentiments, and I ant somewhat shit:Wiled that a re, eapitulation t would so astound you." • The,pugnacious .. associate editor,, it seems, has a new,bo3r-baby and hutpne 'leg', two facts he alludes to; as follows : . I am hot altogether a fighting. ' man,• and; you have already confessed that you are, not; besides, you have a fatnily, and so have I. I have but re -cently,becarrie the fortunate , daddy of one of the finest boys-.in the ten terri tories and, if p o ssible = to avoid it, do not wish to take the chances of leaving hint fatherless; you, if, when you re pry to this, , you still insist, and • Messrs. Harris and Walker, your surviving references will stand) good. for your character, why.so let it be. I have al ready, had the small matter of three duels—in two of which I came oft' victo riousT'and .in the 'third only lost avleg; and though 'withal I have not formed any particular attachment to dueling, yet ' whenever. a man: persistently 'de mended. fight, I have always endeav ored to `a ccommodate him." . . He concludes after this faShion : "Permit me to say, in conclusion, my , friend, that I think you are laboring gilder the delusion that you have a cbaracter'to lose. '' • • 'Finally, if your voice is still for war, ust bring along your implements,' and thd beehive, for your. ,left 'lower member., 'I scorn to tame. advantage oritriy,, man.. Yours; ve,134644.k;` , '.ll..A.lsTEvrri; „"Assoclate4ilitori Itbme s Corano 7 l." . Fairotir did not reply„ to this let ter, Until several others frm the same source ' compelled - him' to answer it.— He declined fighting an associate editor, on the gyound-that he, was a " , mere emm ployee." fle deemed the chief editor the responsibliyperson,'and the • chief editor had retracted. That was all he wanted: In addition he said : ..,,; - " I have been_hiformed.by. those • who knoW scnnething of 'yob; that, from an unfortunate accident when' cjuitd a hoy, you - lost the use of . your left leg; and that-.from that day.to% this you have gone upon crutches.- •• _ " PO'r me to dethand of you in your crippled • ' condition, that (satisfaction which is due :from one. gentlenian • to another would justly damn. me forever. Think, sir, for a moment, of the over whelming and merited' infamy which would come 'down. from an Outraged people upon me and upon my children , ,after me, were I to challenge and take ,the life of a ' cripple maii:' Itecognize, the ' code,' and were it not for your crippled condition, you should not corn-. plain of being ' ignored„' No, sir, no 'waiver on your part can enable you to stand before'me a penfeet'man. "And I 'say. to you in- the • most - positive, em phatie. and qualified language; that un-` der no circumstances, 'for no langnage• which. it is possible for one person t;zi use toward another, could 1 - be induced to colutnit so great an error, to commit au act, so violative of this ' code,' 'so re volting to true manhood as td challenge to the field of honor one who is suspen ded between crutches,"; . , - • . Mr. Nevin at once replied to this (as he tortured it)• lengthYand lacjirymoso episode." He accused - the -Colonel 0f hypocrisy and evasion, and: therekre yr' posed to close the correspondence.— The Colonel rejoined that he objected to el sing -it, According; to "the code ""- (II th section, second division, first ch pter, Wilson's) Mr. Nevin's second in est; tender himself in his principaPS' -stead.- ;;- , - - • • • . 1 , . It was Mr. Nevin's turn to rest a mo :men t on his oars. In his next commu- - •nication the following .paasage.occurs: • " Your' pretext is that l'am a ' crlp -ple, and suspended between crutches.' To one soeouvasaut withthe 4 code' as yourself, you, must confess, to such bald dash! Generals Hod(' and Ewell .are both one-legged men, and ' - each Com- intruded a corps after-their misfortune. , Yet, under' your coiTstructiof the I ' code' you could not and cold not recoghize these gentlemen - as ',tieing :within theliale of honor becauso : 4 1ins• pooled between crutches.' Thele are the proper conclusions under the 'code,' 'as I understand it; and thotigh' you re,-'•: fuseiposltivelv, ' under any totonsidera:- tionwhatever,' ,to recognize, me as principal in this matter, and though forced - hy ' your declarations and - my duty to my friend, Captain , O'Connor, I withdraw .in favor of . the latter, yet I do so under solemn, protest 'against 'tiny such interpretation' of the ' code " .The ' unhappy second - now appears ,on the scene in the following: ' - '' ATLANA, GA. Oct. 11,,, 1867- 7 10:30 'o'Clock. ' Colonel -H.P.'Far:roiva ;• SIR : As'You -have seen tit to ado* it 'strange subterfuge in ,order to avoid a..meeting with illy' friend Mr. 'ed. A'. Nevin', anti, intitinitelita . ivillingtiess to receive it eintiltinge -from me, I , have authorized , thy friend, Col. R. A. Aisttim, to make ,au- 3 arrangement for „an immediate meeting.. ' " nespeetftilly, 1 THOMAS •O'CONNER. I ' . •;Colonel Farrow accepted this- chal lenge, the same day, and proposed to tight he-next Morning at sunrise: Tiie net resUlt,of this' riimarlrable - qbadrila tend tittarrel is thus stated by t t-the •At-• Junta papers: .. . • '‘,..., " Capt. Thomas O'Connor and Col. ' 11. P. Farriiiv 'met at 'sunrise on the I!.!th Inst.; on the - east bank of the Savannah riven, and exchanged shots. ,, After-the first tire, the cludienging party,prompt 1Y expressed theselveS siitistaetorily and' honorably adjusted. ' Capt. 'O'Con . nor tired a little,in advance of the word. On its anouneeMent he- promptly offer ed his antagonist another Shot; "O k ell he refused 'to take.adviintage'of." Thus endeth the history of how two g • 3 - 4 1. ••'" ' ' :F ~~.., ME . 1 • `''',s" • ' I., ~i EU cf • 4 BEIN C , lIMM MGM .4JOIII3IIIO:f'DVAATIOMMr-; - ;-' t w *N4Pt-NtiPtors 11 0.70 1 4:0 4 4* - e* 11 0 1 0 411 ki /11 !:, ”ewit YarilegOrti*PAtAt(iK "'? - • ' • 'JOS s ANIYtAn T . • - 4; j 114 A: .` .Iw-11kt •;7 14, •! - X . : *- j A l4l : 73 .4 l ifPftleSiiteiv- :‘:1" rt and r@ piepared'eo Ore'eute smith , snadmvintip ••••-f,„ '5.- 7 ooltsitatANDonla; 11,04D4.0 . 411D0, - PAMPIILIVEB, ito:fita:;A • - entikc, of Conittgblee and- Untlereialkinkii People living at a 4iothnee cad %OAopeis ri‘tay.o ing their work fitike pronitl97 ,angigik:trk :la' • •: =," - E } ayy "I r sa EU ENE strangers to 'eaeb, °that Inst. iri Al .7' eetritbat' betause tliesenfor_ . edie* " was challenged - retracted; and - th*Lai37 l elate editor, who could tiotget ebandlit7- 4; would not'retraet. It , does not kie#Wf-I dangerous to be an editor In Georgia"; - but; there Is, ter:tan:lly . great , in g: O kno7ine. ! The Ratm,ted Hotm., snuB2iiiiii? CY rcpt, icxxiiiriik lam On the - wide ' 'Pia4 l which 2 stretcherrits wears -monotony: between - the crowded. manufacturing villages of -, Chicopee Aiver and :the •qutet villagee of Granby ; and,t3outh acileyystands - • a lonely houSe, tep,,xods'.. from ,a „lonely ro4d.-, Ins of4W4.),Stoliet3 and.: an - though the single room in this list is the only room thaViskuhabitable. The tw,stOry part; notv'sProin;:brislnev,er beerrinbre thkrilertiCiir. ' *A-eirrato 3 -: . of a tory = ago; eliribriel'JOnes, - prS tip, -planted a little orchard -arolind; i • and. brought to it a black-eyed, big =,- ,tempered he .r7vias - -st time,art' incipient : drunkard, and soon , every appearance of comfortand tic happiness fied,the plaeo,l:,' And 'Ono dismal .Isi . ovembetnight the 1' wxetehed• sylfe summoned her .nelghbors, from-- their beds to Where' the' POok: dead at the foot`brthecellakirtairs, inquest vtraS held, none doubtedVort - he was)killed by a fail in a drunken 'fit in attempting:another visit to, the cidez barrel. , - --11 r . . . ._ The Widow•rented the place tea t en-' - ant, who neither keptit . well nor paid: . its'relit 'Shp went with her little boy, .„ Whi4 wasAlet quite an Idiot,. to "work __ irr - the paper mill at the villagethen palled' • " Shipmuck.' For .long 'years 'elle '"„"" changed !from! factory' tolaetory,eate3st '- , shecouldkeep.,her 8011. 1. employed' •H et -- wasialways harnilesi and still, -, He wiiii always obedient when underWS moth-, - - er's eye, and worked at iwr side., They .- - 'earnecl,tricire than they spent, hut the, -- .prudent people ef.Ludlew, where :last they had lived, 'feared to tillow•tle#a to •!'•gain a settlement," and thut3 rende; . • theirtown liable for their 'future ''''etip- ' ' port, •=kio they obtained-the 'Consent, of :, the agent that the-widow' ancli - her•eon - need not keep strict titheyand offered - tefurnish &room in. her, old desolate'. house, three milei from .tbe,,factoryi:it „- she would live there.: ,- The proud --. Woe:: man understood-the motive t .and with a; dash of her 'dark _eyes , declined' ,theit - kindness. thit she soon botight a little,' furniture of a family that 'was moving away, and established' herself in the ; gloomy old wreck. • - • '"• - ,' _ It was now late in thetall .'when 'the . widow Jones first noticed; hat the grass .: was diSappearing from the roadside by.,_ the 'bars opposite ,her door. - It- soon •-•, grew obviously worse ;•1 'and; though, As - bald-spot.on, - a man's lead is no_ •grea ' • wonder, thia;bare" spot, with - no _hoer]; marks on it ,battiednii.her iligenuity.,:-;e : „,1 The, fence, toe, seemed worn by' lotingrev4, ere leaning against_it. -What - could • tt ' mean ? No human:: gathering could' .. haVe been held ,-lii. 'that lonely pike, since ',tlie - day .when - that' molderitig - , .; frame Was -raised; except '-,on" that i - ,Sad day -when the moldering frame of the '. owner 'went to its Ring Wine: :i c y._ ,_,.: ,- - The exylatiationof that' naYstsiiii,:ire'':. ,'volves us'itehfieePer one,Q:Ontir night, ;in September; iernan.from tindloW was ' 'passing the:AtouSe.just afterthe rectory bell had • announced the hodr of nine.— • As he neared ' the house he • heard - a groan. It was &single groan, then 'all wassail. But it was such a groan as' • no one utters twice, and he wbc) , hears it never Wishes to hearit• again. -He felt it his duty to rash Into 'The .house, , but 'dared not.' 'After long ',hesitation, • he 'Went his wa y; speculating, whether! • the wiltioiy had 'murdered her idiot . Ben. or had been 'intirdeied by 'am. And When he saw them both quietly wine into the village the' next' morning, he ' doubted,' first his - eyes, and then ' his . 'memory.: • - -• ' - :' ' "' ' ' • ' 'But the seine errand again brought • him •past-that lonely house, a. few nights later. Again he heard the, nine o'clock bell as he • approached ''the house, and again, as he • was * opposite ' the hOuse; ' that readful, groan. "The ')lext - night he walked out with a neighbor, so tim ing his - steps that when near the house both heard that ' , Mortal 'sound, BOth - were certain 'that it• came ' - from' the - house. ' Three went out, and five, and fifteen, • end thirty. All heard the groan , and alt agreed that it was exact to' its time ' to a quarterof a minute: , Old Captaiit- Flardeastie said that, if hewers shut up in a hole ,as dark as niidnight; he could tell within ten minutes-when' the ' tithe ' for his "'levee o'clock".- Came, but he ' couldn't keep 'time with a ghost. 'One guessed the spirit heard, the hell. The _ , agent stopped the. \ bell" pile . night, ,but' the groat:twits - hes:rites •usual. And it was nota similar gron, but the stone: groan repeated every ''night: 'No ear could.tell any' difference, not. made by . the direction and force of Ale wind.— • Some wondered 'whether it bad been I.e -peated every night since poor ' Jones - broke his neck." • Others said that if . they,were the widow, rather" than live a menthinthat house, they woul d con- toss the murder, and 'be hanged ' ,' • One night the doctor and the lawyer of -Ludlow, both•young men; went out quite early. They went into the house;' and "- wanted to wait till the moon rose." The widow gave, them scant welconie ; she, ha not - forgotten-Lud- ~ low prudence, and s e 'always coniee -- Lured that hey r pres _t _guests had- their share in thatatfair: .• Without a Candle she sat there' stre - citing her: skinny hands to the. bleie r or the: night was e l chill. The gaWky boy , . wh o . would be nearly seven feet long if .he straighten- • ed•mit,-and who to have'" acquir ed hialongitude-at the expense of his . latitude, as- ,if put' ithroegh •a ' rolling ,i mill, sat there in kinkkend Silence. ~. They, heard the '-factory-bell, , they . heard a cricket, they heard a lusty rat, but 'they beard no groan: At' half-pest, , nine they went out to - large,•shivero, ing,' impatient crowd th at bad' ' missed , their groan and felt misused.- =ln attire? stain more the groan was heard in: all its perfection.. Our friends 'hurried; :. back to the house to enquire whethst the lawyer had dropped- a glove.; . The widow '%vas making. up -a-, trundle-bed that lied been lurking unsuspected' - 13 y,„ ' them beneath tlie large one itirthe dark-: est; corner of .the room. They :admired this contrivance for economizing space. Conte the widow move it easily ? 'She Panic - in and drew it out again:' By. this time, the lawyer hadfound his glove ' in his poeket,nild again 'they' . wished ', the lildow: good, night: .. . Mettnivhile the outsiders" 'had hear d :', two extra groans, the "first 'was -some-, - :what ditlerent•frorre the, e,shel,"cine, but, bliblaSt, was exact. ' - - , ' • • -• " r•lii've found,"' says the • integer, - " that LutiloW - has: eXpended ,I• at 'least, 101) miles travel ow foot, mid 'all' iii - .the • , night—and' 100 hoursof tfialing bythese,: ' 'old bars just to- eartlititiwetrian ' draw ' out her trundle-bed :for that ' Jacob's- ': ladder idiot." ' - ~.. ,--; ~ --- , - ~ .. . " And let inerecoMmend yeu;""add- , ' ed Iliiedoetor, . "-when' you -find any -.• thing toilet you Cannot i'explairi; not' to • jUnip to conclusions-that Iris superna.- - Oral. ' it is more -than' probable-elt is" de rtai 6- 1 --- that you Can iltid - n-13148194. 'cause for everyplaysieal effect.'' . -. And so theyalliwent hotne„and Went: to , . ,bed:::. • , And the next spring the grass grew • again around the widow's bars. - - I ISE